S20:E18 – Helen Elliott (39), from Manchester (NW)

This week’s show begins with an establishing shot of a bland housing estate.  Two storey, brown brick houses, with steeply angled brown tiled rooftops.  The front yards have almost all been concreted to provide off street parking in order to keep the narrow streets clear.

We pan slowly around to show that the houses beside us are just as dull as the houses infront of us…  And then keep turning to see that the houses behind us are as dull as the houses beside us…

As we’re panning over all of these every-one’s-the-same buildings, the screen fills with a caption that reads, “MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.”

When that caption fades, we can see the familiar red UK of Zoo Transit van driving up the street toward us.  It pulls up infront of us, turning into the short driveway infront of one of the houses – then the side door slides open to reveal this week’s host – stepping forward in her ultra-tight PVC mini-suit, the buttons on the front of the jacket barely holding back her almost solid, bolt-on boobs.  She smiles, deep dimples sinking into her cheeks before she steps out of the van and introduces herself, direct to camera, in a squeaky, child-like voice.

“Hello, and welcome to yet another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…  I’m your host, Renae Russell, and this…”  She turns to face the van, then slaps her thigh to encourage her co-star to jump out and join her…  A large blue-grey beast appears in the door of the van, then lurches forward and jumps out to the garden.  As Renae continues, the dog staggers away and takes a long, post-drive piss on the low garden wall – our camera lingering on his heavy sheath as he releases a torrent of hot piss against the brickwork.  “… is my lover, Logan – and this week we’ve come up to Manchester to meet another wannabe bestial bitch, who’s keen to join our ever-growing land of the perverted!”

She smiles again, then turns to look toward the house at the end of the driveway…  The front door opens and a tall, slim middle-aged brunette with drawn, tired feature steps out…  She looks like she’s trying to be angry, but we’re not buying it…

She shouts in a strong northern accent, “Oi…  Tell your fucking dog to stop pissin’ on my fucking wall!”

We cut to a close up – getting a better look at her.  The brunette hair curling in at the sides under her jaw, the fringe hanging down over her forehead and brushed away from her eyes.  Her cheeks hollow, her mouth big – with thin lips and slightly yellowed teeth.  She was probably quite pretty 10-15 years ago.  But time hasn’t been too kind, and she now looks like she’s been living in a wind-tunnel since she was a child.

Looking right into camera she gives her introduction, her tone friendly, and her voice a little husky.  “Hello…  My name’s Helen Elliott…  I’m 39-year-old, and I’m from Manchester…  Now let’s get inside before any of the neighbours try to get a free show!” – she laughs, her face brightening, and then we cut to:

We cut to inside the modest little house, standing in the kitchen – polished tile floors, nice white cupboards, clean benchtops.  It’s a very nice kitchen – not the most expensive, but very well looked after.  Helen is standing with her back to the kitchen sink, leaning back with her hands against the bench – open and friendly, full of smiles and laughter.  It’s hard to believe this woman is under 40 years old – she has that beaten down by time look to her.

Across from our guest, half-way between being side-on to her and to our camera, shoulders back, chest out, fake boobs straining against the front of her jacket (as usual), our host sits confidently, and asks her standard opening question, “So, you dirty girl, why do you tell us why you want to be on our show?”

Helen answers, always seeming like she’s just a couple of words from fainting with excitement, “Oh, I was young…  Ahhh…  Let’s say I was a teenager, because, y’know, if I tell the truth we might get in trouble if I give the actual age, like…” She smirks, then continues, “I had a sleepover at a friend’s house, and we were talking about what we had done and what we hadn’t done, and we must have been very young because I can remember that I had kissed a boy, but I’d never touched, or even seen, like, a cock…  And she asked me if I wanted to touch one…  And then she brought the family dog into her room…”  She pauses, collecting herself, the memory clearly stirring feelings…  “It was this big, friendly Labrador…  All golden and chunky…  And, she played with his, ah, sheath, isn’t it?  She played with it until his cock popped out, and she got it very hard and very big…  She’d definitely done it before…  And she asked if I wanted to touch it, so I touched it…”

“How was that?” Squeaks an excited Renae, big dimples forming in her cheeks as she grins.

“I remember that it was very hard…  And warm…  And I felt very, very naughty…”

“I bet it did…” Giggles our host, “And what happened next?”

Helen takes another breath, smiling before she starts – sweet memories, “She asked if I wanted to suck it…  And even though it was a very private moment, just two friends and the dog, I was far too scared for that…”  She sighs.  “So, she said I could watch her, and then take a turn after…  And she gave the dog a blow job.” 

She pauses again, collecting herself.  Her chest heaving in that tight jacket.  Then she continues, “It was very sexy, and I was terrified and turned on at the same time… I loved watching her do it, and I was mega-jealous, but I was scared stiff about going next…  And when it was my turn, I chickened out and said I was happy to just watch…  So, she played with the dog some more…  Put his cock inside her – I’d say she made love to him, rather than him to her…  It was very erotic, but also very scary…  Because I knew it was ‘wrong’, and – I wasn’t scared because the dog was scary, but rather because it was against the law, and I was a good girl, and I was convinced I’d get in trouble…”

Renae probes on, “So you didn’t do anything..?”

Our guest sounds disappointed, memories of the missed opportunity.  “No…  I just watched.”

“Did you want to join in?”

The sighed regretful response continues, “At the time, like I said, I was too scared, but yes, I think I wanted to…  Afterward I regrated it…  Not joining in.  I think my friend wanted to share it with me, because she couldn’t tell anyone else…  And when I didn’t join in, I think she felt a little cheated…  She had done that infront of me, and I think she expected me to do it, then for us to have a secret we could share…  I sometimes wonder what would have happened if we had shared that moment – I wonder if we might have become a dog-fucking couple, and spent all of our time together with dogs…”

“Would that have been your dream life?”  Asks our host.

Helen thinks about it…  Then answers with a wry smile, “Looking back, I think it would have been an amazin’ life…  But at the time, no… I wanted the traditional life – find a husband, have kids, get old…  But after you’ve lived that life…  Or most of it…  You do think about what could have been, don’t ya?  I don’t know…  Fucking dogs with your best friend…  That sounds like a fun life!”

Renae nods as they both consider a life of sharing dogs with a friend…  Then asks, “So what happened after that sleepover..?”

Helen replies, with a little sadness, “It made our friendship a little awkward.  Every time I saw her from then on, all I could see was her with that big dog of hers…  And I felt a little jealous that she could do that whenever she wanted, and I couldn’t…  And I think she was always worried that I might tell someone about her.”

“Seeing as she had broken the ice, showed you her kink…  Why didn’t you just ask her later if you could play?”  Checks Renae.

“Well, again, I was a good girl…  Even with a friend, I didn’t feel I could just ask to have sex with her dog…  I was terrified that she’d laugh at me, or say no… Either way, it’s bad to want to have sex with a dog, but it’s even worse to be told you can’t…  To be rejected…  For dogsex…”  She lets out a nervous giggle.  “That’s why when your show came along, I started to think to myself, I could do this…  I figured no-one probably gets turned down for your show…”

She’s dead right, we’ve turned very few applications down over the years.

“So, why now?  We’ve been on the air for over 20 series…”

“Well, I was married…  And I was never comfortable telling him about my fantasies…  So…  It was just something that was in the background, waiting for a chance to come out…”

“And now..?”  Asks Renae.

Helen holds up her hand, showing us she’s not wearing a wedding ring.  “I’m not married anymore…  So, I figure it’s time to live out my fantasies…  And if my friend is watching, and if she’s still into dogs, and if I enjoy this – maybe we can get in touch again…”

She’s smiling into camera, clearly asking the question of her friend – if she’s watching.

We cut to another shot, a little later – after Helen has had a drink to settle her nerves.  She’s already stripped down to a simple black bra, pantie and hold-up stocking combination. The stockings like like they’ve been taped around her thighs with electrician’s tape. She’s moving around a bit, shifting her weight from one foot to the other – on the edge of laughing the whole time.  Nervous.

Once she gets the instruction to strip, she reaches up behind her back – smiling broadly – and unhooks the clasp fastener, then lets the bra bounce up and forward as the pressure is taken off her boobs.  They’re not huge, but they are full.  She pulls the flimsy lacey lingerie away and bends out of shot to drop it on the floor – then returns to standing up straight…  Barely pausing before grabbing the top of her panties and slipping them down over her hips, showing off her hairy little pussy, and slipping them down over the stockings, to her feet, and steps out of them.

Once she is done, she gives us a little twirl, shuffling her high-heeled feet as she rotates…  The stockings highlighting her long slim legs.  The side view in particularly impressive, showing off how her soft boobs hang down, ski-sloping slightly to the full-round breast.  They move in a satisfying gentle way.  As she turns her back to us, we see her firm behind, and her smooth back – then as she continues, we get another side-view, again allowing us to enjoy her full glory – before presenting us with another full frontal – and another big smile.  Sagging boobs aside, her body seems to have dealt with the passage of time better than her face.

Across the room, Renae bends forward, flashing her impressively fake cleavage to us again as she unhooks the Weimaraner’s collar, then shoves him off toward our guest.  He doesn’t take much convincing that he should approach the naked woman.  Naked women are always fun for a good dog!

Helen bends forward to greet him, and he immediately rushes at her, pushing up against her legs –making her stumble backward until she gets her balance and bends down to welcomes him with a head and neck rub, laughing as she looks up at our cameras, loving this moment of first contact…

He jumps up at her, his front paws scraping at her thighs, already making the first little run in one of her stockings – knocking her back toward the couch…  She winces and yelps as he scratches her.

She allows him to ‘force’ her back until the back of her knees hit the couch, and then drops back onto the cushion, letting out a long “wooooooo”…  Laughing as she shifts her feet apart on the floor, her knees wide apart. Showing off her snatch – lips spreading apart to show that she’s already wet, with her pussy lips sticking together due to the wetness. 

Slapping her pussy to invite Logan in, she calls to him, “Come on, boy…  Come on and lick – this -cunt!”  She slaps it again, and waits with a wide open, smiling mouth as the dog approaches.

His sniffs at her pussy, then slips his long tongue out, tentatively – tasting her wetness a couple of times…  Each touch making her wriggle a little and gasp, “OOOHH FFFFFUUCCCKK!” as she feels the warm, wet, firm tongue sliding against her sensitive flesh… 

The dog grows in confidence and launches into her with a little more intensity…  His faster, harder tongue swipes producing louder gasps, and occasional sharp body jerks from our guest…

She moves her hands to his head, her fingers scratching his scalp as he continues licking her snatch – long tongue slipping between her lips, into the pink, then out over her clit…  And repeat…  Over and over.  Making her gasp, “OOHH YYEEEAAhhhh…  Lick that…  Lick my fucking cunt…  Ooohhh mmmmm…” – her head is back at first, then forward to look down and watch the action between her thighs…

As tentative and shy as she was during the interview, we can see that she’s a real sexual animal once she’s in action.  Gasping, and smiling…  Trying to spread her legs wider, to push her pussy out toward him  – to offer him more of her slot…  Loving every warm, wet, slopping lick…

Infront of her – the dog has his snout buried between her pale thighs, tongue shooting up into and over her pussy, dragging across her clit…  His body shifting around…  He loves it as much as she does!  His tail is wagging – hers would be too if she had one!

The more he licks, the higher the pitch of her moans, becoming a whining sound, “OhmyGodohmyGod…” – her head down to look at him, then back to look up at the ceiling…  Loving every warm, wet touch. Twitching as his tongue continues to stimulate…

She’s right on the edge…  And judging from the open-mouthed look of delight on her face, she shouldn’t be far off toppling over that edge into paradise…  But she’s got other plans…

“Oh fuck..!”  She squeals, pushing her hands down to the dog’s head, pushing him away, then she gasps, “Come on and fuck me…  Come on!”

The big Weimaraner gets the message right away, lurching forward and up, paws coming down on the cushions on either side of her thighs, his belly up against her body, his sheath up against her pussy.  The tip of his cock already poking out, rubbing against her wet flesh.  His chest is over her tits, and she’s looking up at him, reaching up to stroke/hold his shoulders… 

There’s something about the missionary position with a woman and a dog…  Doggystyle has that submissive, bitch-giving-in-to-the-beast aspect, but missionary has that extra element of intimacy – and our Mancunian slut is about to experience it on camera.

As he begins to push forward between her thighs – jamming short staccato thrusts toward her – she raises her knees higher, bringing her feet way off the floor, spreading her legs wider… 

We cut down to a low angle shot, looking up from the floor infront of the couch, between the dog’s hindlegs, up to her pussy.  With her legs up and back, spread wide, we have a fantastic view of her hairy little snatch, the lips ready to be split, as the dog stabs at her waiting wetness with the tip of his cock.

It takes second for him to find his way in, but the cock comes out on the next stroke, then he’s in again, and out again…  But then he’s in – and a quick shuffle of his hindpaws takes him a couple of inches closer, before he sinks deep into her, his cock swelling immediately as he shifts into overdrive, smashing that hard cock home and making the Mancunian scream…  “OOOWWWWW FFFFAAAAAARRRRKK!!”

We cut to the wide angle, looking at our pale bitch on her back on the couch, her arms as close to around the dog’s back as she can manage, trying to hold him close as he jerks around between her thighs, leaning over the top of her, pounding into her pussy.  Her legs up in the air, closing around his sides, feet crossing behind him, holding him close.  It’s chaotic, it’s fast, and it’s filthy.  As is her dialogue, “OHH FFFUUCCCKKK…  SSHHHITTTEEE…  OOHH FFFFF…”

A dog in full flow is always an impressive sight.  But this particular dog is so powerful, so lean and muscular, and packs such a fast and hard punch, that no-one could fail to be impressed by his delivery…  Thumping away into her from above – jamming her back down against the couch, struggling to keep her legs up.  He’s fucking her so fast that her gasps and moans don’t match any of his movements, it’s literally just a constant noise…  “OOhhh-FFaaaaaaaa—Ooooffffffuuuuuu…”

She drops her head back to the couch, teeth bared, eyes closed…  Takes another half dozen thrusts, then opens her eyes to look up at the beast.  Even in the midst of this pounding, seeing the dog infront of her seems to soften her face, but not her language, “FFUUUCCCCKKK..  OOO… AAAA  FFFUUCCCK!!”

To the side, just out of shot, we can hear Renae’s distinctive, excited squeals, “Give it to her, Loges…  Fuck that slut!”

Logan IS giving it to her – leaning in, arching his long back, thumping powerful shots into the prone bitch…  Driving her back against the couch.  All of this is taking seconds rather than minutes… 

None-the-less, even as he’s fucking her, she has the time to bring a hand back from his shoulder to one of her small tits, grabbing it and squeezing roughly, fingers digging into the soft flesh as she snarls back at the beast, “OHH FFUCCCKK… FFUCCKK MEEE!!” and “OOHH YOUU DIRRRRYY BASTARRRDDD!”

We move back to the low-angle close-up of her cunt, the cock stretching it out, the lips being spread apart by the thick shaft.  Everything is wet, and doggy jism is leaking out of her slot and running down the front of the couch cushions.  Down here, Renae’s commentary, and Helen’s swearing, are both muffled – allowing us to enjoy the wet, slurping and slapping sounds the dog cock in the human pussy… 

We cut to a shot of Helen’s face – mouth wide as she lets out a long gasp in response to the fucking…  The swearing stopping for just a moment.  The gasp turning into a grimace, and then a defiant, teeth bared, I-can-take-anything war face.  Growling a simple, “YEESSSS!”

And then we back in the wide shot, watching as the hard thrusting suddenly stops – with the dog leaning over her, his chest now against hers, his head to one side of hers – not quite burying his snout in the cushions. 

She’s released her tit and is back to holding both arms around his powerful neck.  There’s a brief pause whilst she adjusts to the fact that the dog is no longer actively fucking her – and then she starts to buck her hips, rocking her pelvis, taking over the hard work as she begins to use the dog’s massive member for her own pleasure.  He seems completely comfortable with this – just standing over her.

She’s snarling, “FUCK ME… YEAH?  YOU LIKE MY CUNT…  YEAH?”  Twisting and rocking under him, snarling, “OHH THAT’S GOOD…  I LOVE IT…  I FUCKING LOVE IT!”

And then she slows down, her eyes widening as she suddenly calls out, “OOOHHH…” – as if she’s just realised that she’s in trouble…  But likes it…

Renae squeaks an excited, “That’s the knot…  Isn’t it hot?”

Helen nods to the side of the dog’s neck, holding him to her chest, gasping “Ahhh…  Okay…” – perhaps realising that she may have underestimated the beast!

We pull back to take in the full picture – the bitch on her back, Logan standing over her, between her thighs.  We move from one side to the other – noting that the dog’s thighs are still tensing a little as his balls and arse twitch.

Renae squeaks an excited, “Can you feel him squirting inside you?” and adding, “Isn’t it sexy?” before our guest can respond so that her “Yeaaahhh” answers both questions.

We cut down to the low angle shot again to take another look at her cunt – now clearly stretched out, flesh straining to contain his knot which is barely inside, so is spreading her pussy lips particularly wide.  Canine semen is still running down from her pussy, into the crack of her arse, onto the cushion beneath.  It looks painful…  But we know that most of our female viewers find these shots more exciting than any other.

We cut back from this shot to a wider angle, where we can see our filthy slut still holding on. Hands to the dog’s neck, holding him close, her legs still raised up, ankles locked behind his back.  Him tensing up between her thighs, squirting more hot cum into her cunt – and her letting out little grunts and gasps with each shot.

She releases his neck and lets her shoulders fall back from him to the couch, her head back against the cushion, mouth open, breathing hard…  The dog stands over her, imperious, in complete control. He owns her.  We watch for a while, then he drops his head toward her face, his snout closing in on her open mouth – and snakes his long tongue out over her lips, then into her mouth… 

She gasps, moans, and slips her tongue out to meet his.  Sharing kisses…  Wet, dirty, bestial kisses.  The dog likes it as much as she does, maybe more.  The feeling of her tongue on his.  The taste.  He keeps licking, pushing closer, his nose almost in her mouth, his long tongue going deep enough to make her gag…  But she’s a trooper, and he’s hungry, so neither stops…  Her on the edge of choaking, him just having fun.

We can hear Renae calling out, “OOOohhh yeeaahhh…  Kiss that slut, boy!”

Every time the dog seems to be losing interest, Helen slips her tongue out again, flicking it around to regain his interest – and he starts to lick again.  By doing this she manages to keep him licking her face and mouth throughout the tie.  We don’t watch the whole thing – it feels special to our guest, but it’s not action packed viewing for our fans.  Those who particularly enjoy the long, stationary, pain-filled knotting can download the bonus footage from our website…  But regular viewers will have to settle for this two minute highlight reel – catching the best of the kissing, the loudest moans, and the most graphic close-ups of the penetration itself.

We know the knot sequence is coming to an end when we cut down to another close-up of her pussy stretching around the knot, noting that we can see more of the knot than before…  Easing out of her hole, twisting slightly to one side.   More spunk leaking out and dripping down.  Our guest’s legs shaking as she takes the strain of the withdrawal…  Then the knot pulls free all together, and we hear our guest let out a long, guttural, moan of “OOoooaaaaahhh!”

We cut to the wider angle again, watching as the beast pulls back, twisting away from the brunette guest, jumping down from between her thighs, his big cock swinging under her…

Helen slides down off the couch, almost as if she’s following the dog…  Dropping down onto her firm bottom and then gasping for air, repeating, “Oh my God…  What did I do?”  Looking up into our camera and asking incredulously, “Did I do that?  Did I really do that?”

Renae confirms, “You certainly did… You dirty slut…  Did you enjoy it?”

Helen does speak for once, but she does smile and nods slowly, right into camera.  She looks away from us, biting her bottom lip as she looks over at the beast – and then she looks back and asks, “Can I suck his cock?”

We don’t wait for an answer, we simply cut to a shot of our guest kneeling behind the dog, her knees apart, one hand between her thighs, fingers working her pussy as she sucks on his big cock, which she has flipped back between his hindlegs, toward her mouth…  She bending forward, leaning in to slip the angled tip right to the back of her throat – then sitting back to let it slide almost all the way out….  Taking it slow, savouring the moment…  

Renae’s squeaks of excitement still fill in the background of the scene, “Ooooohhh…  Lucky boy… She’s taking her time…  She loves it…”

Helen draws the cock out for a moment so that she can run it around her lips, then over her cheekbones and her cheeks and jawline…  Milking the moment as well as the cock…  Playing up to Renae’s commentary…  Letting that hot seed squirt over her face, painting herself with it, then returning the ugly thing to her mouth, closing her soft lips around it again and sucking slow and hard…  Rocking forward to take it to the back of her throat again 

“Ohh yeessss…  She’s such a dirty sluuut…  Sucking on your lovely big doggy cock!”

We watch her doing this for a good thirty seconds, only pausing to fight a smile or let out a little gasp and let dogspunk run from the side of her mouth – then getting right back to work on that magnificent shiny shaft.

We cut to a wider angle so that we can see the couple properly – the dog standing there with his head up, looking around like he’s saying look-at-me, look-at-her, look-what-she’s-doing-to-me…  One of our cameramen is in the shot, up close, getting that filthy blow-job close-up, watching the brunette as she fingers herself and bounces her head behind the beast.  We can see our host watching on too, fingering her breasts as she watches.  Turning her head to say something to a crew-member holding a microphone beside her – we don’t hear what she says because the microphone is aimed at our guest, picking up her moans and sighs, and the dog’s constant panting – then raising it back to her mouth to add further comment, “That’s right bitch…  Keep sucking…  Suck it like you love it!”

Then we’re back in close-up, watching those thin lips as they hold tight to the glistening shaft of the dog’s cock…  Sliding up and down…  Cum trickling down the side of her chin.  Still keeping a good rhythm going – looking like she’s ready to stop after one more head bounce…  Or maybe another…  Just one more, a little slower this time…  And another…  And…  That’s enough…  

She finishes the blow job, pulling back slowly, letting her lips drag along the shaft until it falls out of her mouth, letting it flop down between the dog’s hind-legs again, releasing him as she leans away, then lays down on her back, looking completely satiated…  

Renae is clearly impressed, “That was beautiful…  Dirty bitch knows how to suck a cock…  She could go pro!”

On camera, our guest brings one hand to her open mouth and slipping several fingers between her lips and over her tongue, sliding them in and out, then pulling them free and bringing them down to her pussy.  With her knees up and apart, and her legs spread, we can clearly see her using the dog-cum from her mouth to lubricate her snatch, running the fingers up and down the length of her glistening lips, then slipping them inside as she finger-fucks herself… 

Moaning softly as she smiles up at the camera, proud of herself for all she’s just done.  She brings her other hand up and gives us a little waves, still working her other fingers into her cunt, and sighs, “Thank you, UK of Zoo!” – then giggles and turns her head to the side, calling, “Thank you, Logan!” before working her fingers into herself even harder as she looks at the beast.

We move away from her, and look over to the big blue-grey dog ourselves – watching him as he looks back at his bitch, his big cock still hard under his belly, twitching and shooting thin lines of cum onto the floor.  He looks confused, like he doesn’t understand why they’ve stopped – he’s ready for more…  He turns his head to look up at his owner, and we begin to fade out just as she appears to be dropping to her knees behind him, flicking the button on the front of her pvc jacket to free her fake tits – apparently ready to finish her boy off with her mouth, or possibly her amazing fake tits, which we can just about see…  But we were here to watch Helen, not Renae… 

White letters begin to type up on the screen, telling us that:

“After her appearance on the show, Helen was able to track down her childhood sleepover friend, and discovered that she married a farmer, and now lives on a farm…”

Image of Helen with another slightly overweight woman, whose face is blurred out. They are standing in a farmyard wearing nothing but rubber Wellington boots.  Their bodies, particularly their hands and knees, muddy.  Helen smiling broadly.  Her blurry friend with an arm around her shoulder.  A large German Shepherd dog is in mid-bound as it crosses infront of them. We assume that her friend’s farmer husband is the lucky photographer.

A second caption at the bottom of the screen tells us that, “Helen takes regular weekends away on the farm, where she has discovered that pigs, goats and horses all provide just as much opportunity for having fun as dogs do.”

S20:E17 – Mariela Saha (58), from London

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a terrace of inner city Edwardian homes.  Two-up, two-down places, all lined up.  The houses are well maintained, the small gardens neat and tidy, the street lined with nice cars.  It’s dark, but the streetlights make everything look safe.

The screen fills with white letters to tell us that we’re in, “DULWICH, LONDON.”

When the caption fades, we turn from the tree lined strip of parkland, toward one of the unimpressive houses…

The front door opens – and whilst we might expect to see this week’s guest, we’re actually confronted by the door-frame filling figure of the balding but hairy, slobby looking fatman from the East End of London…  The one and only Dennis Baxter… 

He smiles as we close in on him, welcoming us at the door with his friendly, gravelly, Cockney tones, “’Ello there, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…  I’m your ‘ost, Dennis Baxter, and this week, I’ve come to the London suburb of Dulwich, to meet a lady with a very naughty fantasy that I’m happy to indulge…”  He pauses, nodding for a moment, then tipping his head toward a big Doberman dog that has just popped it’s head out of the doorway by his thigh.  Dennis smiles, then indicates that we should follow him into the house – which we do…

We follow Dennis’s fat arse and wide back, and the dog’s sleek rear end and big bollocks, through the hallway of the house, through to the kitchen, toward the rear of the home – hearing him huffing and puffing as he walks, then out of the back door into a well-kept but quite tight, sun-drenched rear garden/yard.  Our camera spinning away from his back to look at this week’s guest…

She’s one of our older guests, but very glamourous, with obviously bleach blonde, almost golden hair cut to shoulder length.  Reclining in a comfortable deck chair, in a white bikini that shows off an obviously overweight, but not obese body.  Big boobs, sitting wide on her chest and sagging in the cups of the bikini top.  Her belly soft – folding a little around the naval even as she lays back.

She barely smiles as we look at her – exuding confidence and a touch of arrogance, almost sneering as we close in on her.  Pursing her lips as if she finds our interest in her amusing…

Cut to a close-up as she introduces herself, flashes of yellowing teeth as she speaks in a rough and croakly accent – which retains just a hint of continental sexiness. “I’m Mariela Saha.  I’m from Dulwich, originally from France, and I’m 58 years old…  And I’ve been thinking about this kind of thing since I was a little girl!”

We cut back to a wider shot, now front on to Mariela, who is still laid back, catching some sun.  Her head slightly to the side, looking toward our host who is in a deep squat to the side of her deckchair, with his arm around his dog, stroking and patting his flank.  To the other side of Mariela, also sitting back on a deckchair, her grey-haired, much older husband.  She’s close to 70, and if we’re being generous, we’ll say he’s the wrong side of 80.  He’s fairly spritely throughout the interview, interrupting to challenge her comments, but it’s all in good spirits, he’s the original cheeky, chirpy old Londoner.  Despite the years, he seems to have more energy than she does.

Dennis starts the interview the way he usually does, “So, tell me, Mariela…  If you’ve wanted to do this since you was a little girl…  ‘Ow come yer only just about to do it now?”

Mariela shrugs, as if the question isn’t worth answering, “Well…  I used to think about it when I was a young lady, then I began sleeping with men, and once I had a manly man, I didn’t need a dirty doggy…   For the last, thirty years, I’ve had this man…  But now he’s getting old, and he’s slowing down…” She turns her head and reaches out to lazily pat his forearm.  “He’s stopped! The spark is gone, if you know what I mean…  He’s always tired…  There is no lead in his pencil anymore…  I need someone with a lot of lead…” She winks lazily at the camera, a sly grin spreading across her face.  “A big pencil!”

Al nods as if he agrees with her. “I’ve told ‘er for years…  If I’m not enough…  Don’t leave me…  Just find someone else…  So long as I’m allowed to watch!”

She turns her head back from him to Dennis, barely acknowledging what he’s said, “So, I think back to when I was a young lady, and I think about the things I thought about then, and the one thing that always turned me on was the idea of being with a dog… Not because I like a dog, or find them sexy, but because it’s disgraceful.  It’s so bad. I know it’s not what a nice lady does…”

Al chuckles beside her, “If you was a ‘nice lady’ I wouldn’t have married you!”

She ignores him and continues. “The first time I see a dog with a woman, on a video tape, I was with my friends and we all laughed at it, it was silly… It made me feel sick.”  She shrugs, “But that night…  On my own…  It kept coming back to me.  I could only think about this big dog dick driving in and out of this woman.  I touched myself thinking about it. Thinking about being with this dog.”

Dennis nods beside her and asks, “And you liked that..?”

She shrugs again, looking like she doesn’t care. “It turned me on, but I didn’t like it…  I didn’t like that it turned me on…  It made me feel bad that I was even thinking of it. I felt so guilty afterwards… But I couldn’t stop…  For a few years, until I found out how much fun I could have with a man…  I sort of, grew out of my obsession. I sometimes thought about dogs, but never for long, only if I got bored with a man… And if I got that bored, I would break-up with this man and find a new one…  Until I found this one…”  She indicates Al with one hand.

“And then…?” Probes our host.

She blows out her cheeks, perhaps exasperated by herself, “He got old!”  She pauses.  “Like I said, he has nothing left for me…  So I turn to my fantasies to ‘entertain’ myself…  I watch your show…  I watch those dog dicks going into those lucky ladies…  And I think about them going into me…”

“And then…”  Continues Dennis, almost taunting the old girl in the bikini. “… You decided to do it on the telly?”

She shrugs again. “I no longer feel guilty thinking about it, or masturbating over it…  I realised that it was the guilt that made it feel so good… So, I thought, what is the worst thing I can do to make me feel more guilty…”

Al points at the lens, and laughs, “Cameras!”

Dennis checks, “So, we’re here because you WANT to feel bad?”

She shakes her head and smiles, almost condescendingly, “No…  You’re here because I want to FEEL something.  Ashamed, embarrassed, guilty…  Anything that will excite me.”  She turns from Dennis to the camera, holding her hands up as if to say, what-do-you-want-from-me?

We fade through to a shot of our guest getting up from her deckchair.  It’s a struggle to get up at her age, making her bend forward, folding her middle, showing off her soft belly, and push herself up, straining her thighs.

Once upright we can see how her breasts hang heavy in her bikini top, her belly sags – not fat, but soft and loose.  Her face also hangs, cheeks and neck heavy.  She’s breathing hard, a combination of the effort from standing up, and the nerves of being on camera, along with that shame and embarrassment she craves.

She’s reaching back behind her back to unhook the back of her bikini top…  Fumbling around for the fastener…

Beside her, Al sits forward on his deckchair, enthusiasm showing in every move, “We’ve been married over 30-years, and I still love this bit…”

She unhooks the back and lets the top fall forward as the big boobs obey gravity and sag down several inches.  As the top comes away we can see those heavy bags – round and soft, not too big, with dark centimetre-long nipples.

To her side we hear Al comment, “Beautiful…” as she brings her hands up under her boobs, lifting and parting them, before letting them loose again.

Dennis asks, “Are you ready?”

The blonde looks to her husband, then up at the camera, then back to Dennis, showing her first signs on not being so sure, then nods, “Yes…  Ready.”

We cut to a moment later as Mariela, big, soft tits hanging forward and swinging as she lowers herself slowly to the concrete, first to her knees, then tipping forward, then to the side onto her chunky thigh and hip – reaching out to lean on one hand, bringing the other hand up to stroke dog’s powerful neck.

“Ohhhh…  He’s such a big boy…  He’s sooooo powerful…  I think he might give me a heart attack…” She looks up at her husband (who is off camera) and says, “Or maybe it will give you a heart attack, eh?” – and then laughs nervously as she turns away from him, back to look at the dog, then leans forward, putting her weight onto her hands and raising her wide backside up into the air.  Her old tits hang down like udders on a cow, her belly sagging too as she crawls around in a circle, turning away from the dog and presenting her hindquarters to him. 

Her legs and arms are solid, but old, and they are already shaking a little – more through excitement of what’s to come than the strain of supporting her body.

She lifts a hand from the floor and reaches back to slap her arse and thigh, looking back over her shoulder to call, “Okay now…  Come give me what I deserve…”

The beast moves forward quickly, heading right up behind her, pulling himself up and over rear end, front paws scraping against her flesh as he heaves himself onto her back.

It looks more than a little painful, with the dog’s movements being particularly quick and rough on this occasion, and Mariela confirms the tone with her gasps and yelps, “Ooohh…  Fucck…  Fuck! Ahh…  Nooo… Owwww…”

We can hear Dennis urging his boy on from off camera, calling “Go on, my son!”

Romeo begins to pump at her old pussy, thrusting the tip of his cock up against her loose labia – looking for that sloppy hole…  He looks focussed and intense.  Below him, our guest looks like she’s in pain, or distress, but there’s a flicker of a smile that says she wants more…

Muscles tense in the dog’s thighs as he pumps at her. Stabbing at her snatch… Trying hard, working harder…  And then…  Boom!  He stops, almost in shock, and then launches into a high-speed series of thrusts, hammering into his old bitch.

Mariela bares her teeth, gasping and wincing in pain, letting out little grunts of “NNnnnn… UUhhhh..  NNnnnnn!”

We cut down to a low angle, a camera placed on the floor between her knees, looking up at her cunt.  The dog’s cock slipping in and out of her cunt at high speed, pussy lips flapping on either side, the shaft glistening from her sloppy pussy juices as he pulls back and rams in, her pussy lips being mashed about with each stroke.

Back to the wide-angle to watch as he puts his whole body into motion – his head hard to her shoulder, his front legs gripping tight, his back bending, and his whole rear end rising and falling as he almost bounces on his hindpaws – slamming that canine cock in and out of her.

Her gasps change to snatched curses, pain, pleasure and humiliation, “OOhh ffucckk. UUuffffff…  FFFuuuccckk meeeee…  Fffuuccckkk meeeeee…” as he hammers into her.

We cut away from the action to a shot of her husband sitting next to Dennis.  Our avuncular host has a big meaty arm around Al’s shoulders. They are both watching the action and smiling, with Dennis commenting, “Look at that…  Look at ‘er takin’ it…”

Al smiles and nods, confirming that, “I am…  I am…”

Back with the sex show…  Romeo is still smashing into his bitch. And she’s still taking it like a pro.  Her tits and belly shaking and wobbling under the non-stop assault.  His front legs are digging into the soft flesh of her sides. His narrow snout hovering above her head, a look of total focus and concentration on his face.  Like what he’s doing is complicated – rather than a simple, disgusting, animal act.

Then we’re back into the side-angle, watching as the beast begins to slow his thrusting, leaning back as he gives her a last few thrusts – sinking his cock all the way into her before coming to a sudden stop, holding tight.  Struggling to breath, she continues to gasp encouragement throughout, “OOhhh, yessss…  Ooohh ffucck meee…  OOohhh yeeassss…”

With the beast on her back barely moving, we can see how much she is struggling to support him.  Struggling due to his size and weight, but also due to the intensity of the feelings rolling through her body.  That sense of disgust and humiliation of doing this infront of her husband and our crew, and on camera infront of you, the viewers – but also the sense of complete joy, the release of all morals, all decency, and the release to simply enjoy the most animal of feelings.  We can see it in her face, her eyes drooping, her mouth hanging open.  Still swearing, more whispered than gasped, “MMmmmm…  Ffuucccckkkk.. Shhhiiiiiiitt…  FFfuuccckkkk…”

Beneath him, she continues to encourage him – “Come on… Fuccckk meee!” – looking down at the floor, turning her head to the side to see the camera, then staring into the camera, as if she’s defying us to look into her eyes – or she’s living on the eye contact with so many viewers.

We cut to the rear angle, getting a perfect demonstration of the size difference between our narrow Doberman and our chunky guest.  He’s still thumping into her, and we can see her arse either side of him, shaking and rippling as he hammers away.

We cut back to the low angle shot, looking up between Mariela’s thighs to a graphic close-up of the dog’s cock in her old cunt – big pussy lips hanging wide and loose, the beast’s fat knot inside, cum seeping out of it, and dripping out to the floor.

We cut to a close-up of Mariela’s face – her mouth still hanging open, a little drool gathering on her sagging bottom lip.  She’s almost growling her approval, sounding like she’s in pain but enjoying it.  She half whispers, half gasps that “It’s ssoooo bloody biiig!” then drops her head again, and takes a deep breath.  We can hear her bracing herself against the pain as she does it. “Oh myyy Gaaawwd…”

Cut to a shot of Dennis and Al, still watching on. Al looking a little amazed and amused. Dennis asking him, “When’s the last time you made ‘er feel like that, eh?”

Al shakes his head and chuckles, “That’s a long time, mate… Long time… Heh heh Heh…”

Back to a side angle, the dog on his old bitch, his muscular frame tensing under his shiny coat, below him the old blonde’s belly and tits sagging, hanging down and shaking as she struggles to take his weight and the size of that fat knot. 

We hear Al continuing, “She deserves it though, she’s a good girl…”

Back in the close-up: She’s exhausted, and her old limbs are giving up, so she shifts forward with a sigh, leaning forward and dropping down from her hands to her elbows. Her head dropping until her forehead is on the floor. 

On her back, the dog’s weight shifts forward, his hindlegs scamper and scrape a little as he moves, supporting him as her arse rises a few inches higher.

We cut back to the camera between Mariela’s knees, looking up between her tired thighs, which are shaking under the strain of supporting the beast.

We can see the dog’s knot inside, her pussy straining around it, but the actual lips hanging down loose around the shaft, his cum dripping from them…  It’s a wet and ugly, but hypnotic image.

We pull back, from under his gently swaying ball-sack, to see his big puckered arsehole, which is still swelling and pulsing as he fills his old bitch up.

We cut back to the wide angle – watching as Romeo holds tight.  His narrow snout hovering over her shoulder, moving to the side as he looks over toward our crew.  Below him, our guest’s head is still down, and she’s still breathing hard, struggling on through the pain.  She’s not giving up, but it’s clearly hard work.

We can hear Al, off camera, telling Dennis, “She usually complains that I don’t last long enough…  Two minutes in and she already looks done!”

We move into a close-up of Mariela, raising her head to hear what her husband is saying.  Half shaking her head in disbelief – yes, maybe she has complaints, but he has no idea what she’s going through right now – both good and bad.

We cut from her face to her pussy – trying to judge which has the loosest, tiredest looking lips…  Looking up between her thick thighs to see her labia being pulled backwards by the knot inside.  Her old flesh stretching, being pulled out of shape as the dog’s cock pulls against her.  Mariela’s loud, grunting moan sounds more like a scream of pain than a moan of pleasure.

Cutting to the side, we can see that Romeo is twisting above her, raising one hind-leg up, scraping it against her thigh – scratching at her old flesh, raising one particularly long scrape which reddens as we continue to watch the beast struggle to get his paw up and over her back, pulling against that tight grip she has on his tool…  Which suddenly explodes out of her old hole, the knot popping out, the rest of the shaft following it, spraying cum as it flicks clear.

As the dog dismounts in a very untidy way, stepping over her and completing his one eighty degree turn before staggering away with his big cock hanging down under him. Mariela slumps forward against her big soft tits, her mouth open like a fish out of water. Her knees still under her, her arse still in the air.  Cum dribbling out of her cunt and running down her saggy abdomen to her belly button.

Behind her, Romeo returns to sniff at her rear end and begins to lick at her pussy and the crack of her arse, his long tongue sliding over her sensitive flesh. Infront of his, she lets out a long, slow, moan, and turns her face to the floor, her mouth opening and her tongue poking out to lick at the floor.  She probably doesn’t even know she’s doing it – that’s how good this dog’s tongue feels!

We cut to a close-up, to see how his tongue looks…  Long, wet, and warm…  Slopping over her old pussy lips. Mashing them around, stretching the tired flesh around.  He’s turning his head from side-to-side, looking for a better angle to slide his tongue into her slot.  Drinking his own fluids like the Champagne of victory.

Below him our aging guest is reaching back between her thighs to finger her pussy, slipping fingers over her swollen clit, twiddling it as the dog’s tongue slops over her fingers, then slipping the fingers between her labia and spreading them open, giving the big beast better access to her slot.

We cut back to her face – a picture of pleasure.  Mouth open, struggling to breathe, groaning as much as she’s moaning. Growling, “Grrrrrrrrrr…” through loose lips as she takes every bit of pleasure the dog is giving her.

To a wider shot, watching the big bitch on the floor, on her knees, leant forward against her big tits and her shoulders, the side of her head down, her mouth open, one hand back under her belly, hand between her thighs.  The beautiful, sleek, black Doberman standing behind her, his narrow snout down between her thighs, long tongue working that snatch… 

She’s moving around under him, undulating, her back bending up and down as she begins to find her words, “Oooohhh…  Don’t stop…  Don’t you dare… Keep going…  Gooo…” – and then she loses her words again, “Aaaahhhh…  MMmmmmm…”

She’s catching her breath…  Struggling…  Twisting her head back…

We cut to a close-up of her face, showing that her eyes are rolling back in her skull…  Her mouth wider…  Silently crying out…  She’s shaking…

Then we’re back to the wide angle again, watching as the dog jumps back from a spray of piss from her pussy…  Her whole body jerking and shaking as an orgasm smashes through her pelvis and up her spine, making her twist and snap up and down.  She’s pissing everywhere as she cums…  We don’t know if it’s the intensity of her orgasm making her squirt, or simply that she has a weak bladder.

As she continues to shake, Romeo moves back in to lick at the piss on her arse and thighs…  We cut to Dennis and Al, still sitting to the side.  Dennis leaning in toward the old man, raising his voice to ask, “’As she always been a squirter?” – to which Al responds, with a snigger, “Never with me!”

We cut back to a close-up of Mariela – face smooshed against the floor.  She suddenly looks a hundred years old.  Exhausted, sweaty, red-faced, gasping for air.  Repeating, “Oh my God…  Oh my bloody God…  Oh my God…” over and over, almost under her breath.

Back to Al, hearing as he continues his previously thought. “She does like to piss the bed though…  Squat down and take a piss all over her pillow…  She gets it really dirty – then chickens out on being slut and puts everything in the wash again!”

Then cut to a shot of Romeo standing behind her, licking his chops rather than her cunt.  We can see that his big cock is still hard, hanging down, twitching.  Behind and below him, our guest, red faced and blonde haired, looks almost completely satiated as she pushes herself up from the concrete, her big tits sagging down as she looks around like she’s just woken from a dream, hoping no-one overheard her talking in her sleep…  Sees the camera and then blushes even redder.

She gasps, “I can’t believe I just did that…” and we half expect her to grab a rag and start cleaning the drips of cum up from the ground.  She twists and looks back toward the dog behind her, looking guilty and happy at the same time.  Rolling onto her hip, she reaches back and pats him on the rear, and thanks him, “Good boy…”

From off camera, we can hear Dennis asking Al, “D’you fink there’s any chance of my boy getting a blow-job, then?”

As he asks the question, we see the old lady running her hand down the beast’s smooth thigh, then between his thigh to experimentally touch, then stroke the still hard cock.

Over the top of this, we hear a chuckle from the old man, “It’s been years since she’s had a hard cock in her mouth…  She won’t be able to resist!” 

On the floor, Mariela has moved from stroking the cock to wrapping her fingers gently around the shaft, running them up and down, turning away from it toward her husband, and croaking, “You don’t mind, do you, dear?”

Al answers, “Be my guest…”

We cut to a close-up of Romeo’s rock-hard cock as Mariela’s face, now upside down, under his belly, moves in closer.  Mouth open, tongue out and shaking slightly as she strains to get a taste of the beast.  Droplets of cum continue to drip against her tongue, then she’s smacking her loose lips together and gasping, “OOaaaahhh…  I can taste it…  It’s disgusting…” – then the mouth is wide open again, waiting for more.

She raises her head a little further from the floor, taking the tip of the cock inside her mouth, keeping it open and the tongue out, letting the shaft slide back toward the back of her mouth.

As we watch we can still hear the men exchanging comments.

Dennis, “She knows what she’s doing…”

Al responding, “She’s had years of practice…”

We didn’t need to be told this – just watching the way she takes the dog’s cock in her mouth, the pleasure she seems to get from something which gives no physical pleasure – hot, hard flesh running over her tongue into the back of her mouth, leaking bitter fluids into her throat.

We cut to a wider angle so we can see that she’s on her back, laying under the dog, her head moving up under his belly as she swallows the cock – her hands are moving from her big tits to her sloppy pussy, fingers working the big nipples and the wet clit.  It’s the fingers that are making her feel good – but the dog’s big cock is clearly acting as a stimulant.  She moans around it as she continues to finger herself.

She’s not moving her head too much, just holding the cock in her mouth – taking it deep enough that her loose lips almost touch the knot as they wrap around the shaft.  It’s her hands that do the work.  Even with the cock deep in her throat, we can still hear her moans.

We can also hear her husband and our host commenting.

Dennis says, “I fink she likes it…”

Al responds, “Oh she loves it…  I’ll get no peace now…  She’ll want a dog, and a house with a bigger garden, because you can bet it won’t be a small dog!”

As they speak, the old slut continues to finger herself, to squeeze her soft tits, to pinch her nipples, and to suck on that big cock – draining it as she pleasures herself.  Struggling to breath around it, the air moving noisily through her nostrils, the gasped and moaned satisfaction (or disgust) at the taste.  The joy her fingers are providing making her buck her old hips and open and close her thighs.

As she writhes under the beast, he seems less impressed.  We know from experience that if he was unhappy, he would simply move away, but he doesn’t appear to enjoying it as he just stands over her, looking around, barely aware of the mouth around his prick, or the soft lips against his swollen member.

We cut back to a close-up of her mouth around the cock – but the cock looks a little smaller now.  She’s got her lips right up to the knot, then she’s sliding them back down the shaft, which is paler, even a little softer.  She’s still moaning as she does it, clearly fingering herself toward another orgasm…  Urgently – because she can tell that the cock is shrinking, and she needs that stimulation to make her feel dirty, and to get herself off.

Al knows his wife well, and helps out with some extra comments. “Look at her…  Dirty slut… Sucking a dog’s cock because she can’t get me ‘ard no more…”  He pauses, then adds, “Much more of this and I reckon I might get a semi though!”

On her back, on the ground, in their little back yard, his wife seems to gain another measure of stimulation from the thought of her husband getting hard again, and the idea that her sucking a dog’s cock might be what does it for the old man…  She moves her fingers faster over her pussy, shaking her fingers against it, between the lips, over the clit.  Breathing harder and harder.  Legs flapping wider, then closing up around her hand, then flapping open again.  She’s arching her back, straining her neck, her shoulders, raising her face to the belly of the beast, trying to keep that cock in her mouth for a few more seconds…  And then she drops back against the concrete, letting out a long, exhausted but elated sounding gasp/moan – her fingers pressing against her pussy, but not moving.  Her whole body shivering…  Mission accomplished.

Romeo steps away from her, his cock now fully retreated within its dark sheath.  We follow him as he staggers away – which brings our camera back to Dennis and Al, sitting and smiling, shaking hands.  Our host telling the older man, “I fink you’ve got a ‘appy wife there…”, Al nodding and agreeing, “And I aim to keep ‘er that way!” and chuckling.

We cut back to Mariela on the ground, catching her breath, big tits and soft belly heaving, thighs wide, wet cunt still covered by her hand.  She’s obviously content with her experience.

“’Ow you doin’ old gel?” – we think it’s Dennis’s voice, but it could easily be Al.

She raises her hand and waves, indicating that she hasn’t got her breath, or the words, to explain how she is right now…  And we fade out on another dogsex debut.

We hold on a black screen for a moment, then white letters begin to type up, telling us that:

“Mariela tells us that a lot has changed since we recorded her appearance for the show…”

Low grade video footage fills the middle of the screen, a hand-held shot of a grave-stone marked, “Albert Saha – 6 June 1944 to 1 April 2025.”  After holding on this image for a moment, then camera turns around to face Mariela, still blonde, still loose faced, still looking a little sour.  She tries a smile, then tells us, “So, Albert passed away about a month after we recorded our experience for the show.  He had a great life and we had no regrets.  The last thing he did before he went was to make sure I was well looked after in his absence..”  She turns the camera around to face the other way, looking down at a huge Great Dane dog, who looks back up at us with a dumb expression on his face.

A second caption types up at the bottom of the screen, telling us that, “Mariela says she hasn’t needed to buy a new home despite having such a large dog…  She says he gets all of the exercise he needs without even leaving the bedroom!”

On that bitter-sweat moment, we fade out for another episode.

S20:E16 – Saffron Airey (49), from Torquay, and Em McKellor (23), from Newcastle

We begin this weeks show with an establishing shot of the sea-front of a picturesque English tourist town.  Moving down toward the shops and apartments opposite the beach.

The screen fills with the legend, “TORQUAY, ENGLAND.”

We continue moving down toward the busy street, and as the title fades – we are able to see the familiar face and figure of our host approaching.  It’s a very familiar face – because not only have we seen her on the show before, we’ve also seen an almost identical figure across all media for the last decade…  It’s Plymouth’s answer to Miley Cyrus, our very special doppelganger, Kelly Mills…

Right now, she’s walking toward us in a pair of ultra-tight skinny jeans that show off her slim legs, and a tight t-shirt with the word “#HORSEWHORE” stretched across her small boobs – her pierced nipples poking against the material in the middle of each “O”.

Kelly smiles as she approaches, introducing herself in her own voice, rather than her Miley impression.  It’s a crisp, fresh, and surprisingly posh accent – and it’s loud enough for the other pedestrians to hear. “Hello…  Welcome to a very special show… This is the 400th edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.  I’m your host, Kelly Mills, and this week we’ve got something a little different for you…  We’re right down in the south-west of England, in Torquay, to meet a lady with a secret…”

She smiles and nods her head, as if she’s directing us to look in a particular direction.  We swing the camera away from her to look at this week’s guest, who is walking toward us.

She’s a friendly-looking, middle-aged brunette in a silky blouse and a knee length skirt, which is tight enough to show she appears to have smooth hips and a decent set of legs.  Her dark hair hangs straight down to her shoulders, and large breasts wobble in the front of her blouse, which is unbuttoned far enough for us to see a healthy portion of cleavage.  She’s an impressive, yummy mummy type – not a stunner, but we bet she was in her day.

She moves to her mark, and then stops to deliver her introduction.  Well spoken, clearly educated, and almost overly polite as she introduces herself…  “Hello…  My name’s Saffron Airey…  I’m 49, and I’m from Torquay, in Devon…  And I’ve got a big problem I hope you can help with…”

She half smiles, and then we cut to Kelly as she prompts more of the story…

“This isn’t the normal kind of problem we handle, is it?”

Then we’re in a two-shot, looking at both of them, standing side-by-side, with Kelly wearing her best I’m-here-to-help look.

Saffron takes a breath, then begins her story, “No, it isn’t…  Well, it is – in a way…”  She twists her face up, as if considering how similar this problem is to their usual problems…

She holds up her phone, showing Kelly a picture of a sexy blonde woman, much younger that our guest.  “This is Emily…  She’s 23, and she’s from Newcastle, way up north… And…  Isn’t she gorgeous?”

We cut to a full screen view of this image, getting a good look at a good-looking woman – with long straight peroxide blonde hair, thick lips, fake tan, too much make-up, etc. – definitely a bit slutty, but definitely attractive, with Saffron’s dialogue continuing over the top,“I met Em in a bestiality chatroom, and at first I thought she was so perfect that she must be lying…  She was gorgeous, and young, and blonde, and she was turned on by the same things as me…”

We cut back to the two-shot as our guest tells us, “… Horses!”  She almost blushes, then continues, “… And I just wanted to keep talking to her…  We would swap horsey fantasies, and masturbate together online…”

“And did you know that she was definitely who she claimed she was…”  Asks Kelly. “There are so many catfishes’ around these communities…”

Saffron nods, “Yes, I know…  But we were Skyping and Facetiming…  I knew she was definitely who she claimed she was…  She wasn’t the liar…  I was…”  She looks ashamed.

Kelly behaves as though she doesn’t already know the story, “Tell me more…”

Our guest continues, “I told Em that I owned a horse, and that I had sex with him whenever I could be alone with him…  And she kept coming back to video-chat with me about it over and over…  She kept asking if she could come down and visit me, and play with my horse…  She wanted to do it so much…  To play with me AND my horse…  And I wanted to do it SOOO much…  But, of course, I don’t have a horse…  So, I kept putting her off – I had a business trip, or the horse had to go to the vet, or my mother was visiting, whatever I could think of…”  We can see the frustration on her face and in her body language, but she pushes on, “I couldn’t tell her the truth, because then she’d stop talking to me…  And the thought of not being able to look at her, whilst she talked about sucking on a horse’s cock, or kissing me as I back onto one… I couldn’t not have that anymore…  So, I thought, if I could get you guys on board, maybe you could make both of our dreams come true…”

Kelly nods, “Yes, I suppose we could…  But do you think Em would want to do this on camera?”

“I don’t know.” Frowns Saffron. “It’s something we’ve actually fantasized about together… She loves the idea, but I don’t know how she’ll feel about actually being caught on camera with a horse.”  She sighs. “I hope…  Really hope…  She’ll be so happy to be with me, and with a real horse, that she’ll forgive me for the lies, and she’ll just want to get at the horse…  And if we play with him together – if nothing else ever happens between us, at least we’ll have fulfilled this fantasy of ours. Together.”  She looks worried, but hopeful.

Kelly’s bright attitude and big smile offers plenty of encouragement as she says, “Who could resist a first date with a woman who supplies her own horse?”

We cut to another angle, indicating that a few minutes have passed, and the conversation has moved on.  Kelly has switched into total host mode, acting like a true professional – opposite her, her guest is looking excited and a little on edge. “So, you’ve arranged for the lovely Emily, to travel down to Bristol, so you guys can meet for the first time, and have some special horsey fun…”

Saffron nods, “That’s right, yes.”

Kelly continues, “And she’s travelling all the way down here from Newcastle, by train..?”

“Yes, she is.” Saffron confirms.

Kelly smirks as she asks, “And she has no idea that you don’t actually own a horse, and that she’s going to be on television?”

Now our guest looks more than a little embarrassed, hiding her face in her hands for a moment, then confirming, “Yes. That’s right. I haven’t told her.”

Kelly turns to the camera and notes that, “Obviously we won’t be able to show any of the action, if there is any action, if young Emily doesn’t sign a release…  So – fingers crossed.”  She brings up her hands to show that her fingers are, indeed, crossed.

We fade through to a shot of Saffron waiting on the platform at Torquay railway station.  It’s a simple station, two platforms with a wide gap between them.  Limited waiting rooms and office space, and a small, enclosed bridge at one end of the platforms so customers can cross from one to the other.  Saffron waits, looking away from us toward an approaching train. From this distance and angle, we can see that she has a firm arse and tight calf muscles to go with the big cleavage and smooth hips.

As the train gets closer, she turns toward us, flashing a smile and giving us an excited thumbs up, then turns back to the train.

We watch as the train pulls to a halt, then cut to a shot of a door opening, and a very confident, strikingly shapely, bleach blonde slut stepping out – dragging a small suitcase behind her (she’s only here for the weekend).  Her body appears to match the face we saw in the earlier photograph – a tight top highlighting improbably perfect boobs and a tight middle, and a mini-skirt showing off long, slim legs and outrageous high heels. 

She sees Saffron right away and her face lights up as she totters over to her, balancing on those heels, and reaching out for a very obvious first hug.  Watching closely, many viewers will notice that Em appears to be giving Saffron a friendly hug, whilst Saffron is clearly giving Em a meeting-my-lover embrace.  There’s an awkward moment as Saffron tries to switch from a hug to a kiss, and Em turns her head away to make it a cheek kiss.  The brunette plays it off as a deliberate move, and doesn’t attempt anything more.

The two women link arms as they turn and start along the platform toward us, with the blonde dragging her suitcase along behind her – both of them struggling not to smile wider than their faces!  They talk non-stop, at the same time, as they approach – clearly both excited about the shape of things to come…  A distinctly horsey shaped future!

We cut to outside the station, a small car-park – just a line of spaces, one of which is filled by our red UK of Zoo van.  Our camera crew is set up infront of it, with Kelly standing infront of the entrance to the station – all of them laying in wait for our guests…

As Saffron and Em walk out of the station, their chatter and laughter pauses – with Em looking at the cameras, and the van behind them, bringing a hand to her mouth; and Saffron beside her, waiting for her reaction.

Kelly steps forward, “Hiiiiiii… I’m Kelly…  I’m from ‘The United…”

Before she can finish, Em has stepped away from Saffron and left her bag behind, and is moving toward Kelly, spreading her arms and completing Kelly’s introduction, “United Kingdom of Zoo!” – her strong Geordie accent coming through. “Oh man, I can’t believe it…”  She hugs Kelly, but turns away from her to look back at the brunette.  “Is this because of you?  What’s going on..?”

She breaks off from the hug, still smiling, still having fun – and turns full on to her friend, then says, “You don’t even have a horse, do ya?” – and then she’s laughing, stepping forward to the older woman and giving her another hug. “Oh, you daft bastard!”

We can see the relief pouring off Saffron as she gets her hug – her fears of the lack of a horse, and about the lies she has told, falling away.

We cut to a close-up of Em now as she is interviewed for the show.  She is the kind of person who turns looks right into your eyes as you speak, listens very intently and nods, adding, “Yeah” after everything you say.  An intent listener.  She also has the quality of looking like a complete slut the whole time, even when she’s just listening.

Kelly asks, “So, we know why you’ve come to Torquay today…  And you know what we do…  So the only question we have to ask is, are you happy to do this on camera?”

Em nods as if she’s thinking carefully, then she sniggers and cracks up, “Ya daft bastard…  I’ve been on a train for, like, ten hours to get here… If you think I’m going home without getting on a horse-cock you’ve got another thing coming!”  She pauses, “You do have a horse cock for me, don’t you?”

Kelly laughs, “Oh yes, we’ve got a horse cock for both of you…”

We cut to a shot of Kelly standing in a field with Klik-Bait, our beautiful black stallion.  She’s holding him by the reigns and stroking his long face, talking quietly to him (we can’t hear what she’s saying, but we’d guess it’s something filthy, because that’s how she always is around horses).  The huge beast is stationary other than slight dips of his head, and the muscles in his hindquarters twitching. 

We swing the camera around to see Saffron and Em undressing behind a fence, just outside the field.  Blouses come off to reveal bras that are working hard.  Saffron is bigger up top, with heavy round tits; Em’s chest is firmer, with a wider gap between the breasts, which look a little fake. 

The brunette moves straight to removing her bra, setting her large melons loose to sag lower, swaying around a little as she moves.  Em moves straight on to removing her mini-skirt, basically unzipping it and letting it fall down her slim legs, revealing matching white panties.

Saffron moves around behind the blonde saying “Let me help you with that…” and takes charge of unhooking the younger woman’s bra, freeing up a fantastic pair of 38C boobs, firm and round, and almost certainly fake as we suspected.  The brunette steps closer and reaches around the youngster to cup and fondle her boobs.  We can see her face over Em’s shoulder and groping those boobs is clearly something she’s wanted to do for a long time.

Em doesn’t mind, but she’s more interested in the horse infront of them in the field – she laughs, “Get these knickers off me so I can get at that amazing beast…” and Saffron follows her instructions, bringing her hands down from the boobs to the panties, hooking her thumbs into the elastic and pulling them down, revealing a perfectly hairless pussy.

As the Geordie steps out of the panties, our older guest brings them up to her nose and sniffs them, indicating she likes the smell.  Em is already climbing over the fence, risking splinters in her pussy as she swings a leg over the top.  She steps down into the field, takes a few steps toward our camera, then pauses, looking into the lens and has a sudden idea, looking at us, and proudly stating, “My name’s Emily McKellor, I’m 23, I’m from Newcastle, and I’m a filthy horse-cock obsessed sluuuuut!” – then laughing as she turns back to look at Saffron, who has removed her own skirt and panties and is climbing a little less gracefully over the fence to catch up with the young blonde.  Stripped naked, we can see she has a slightly soft belly and a neat triangle of dark pubic hair.

She catches up with the younger woman and asks, “Do you want to go first, or should I?” – but we can tell from her body language that she really, really wants to show off infront of her younger friend.

Em gives her a broad smile and eases the old woman infront of her, toward the horse, laughing, “Well…  You always said you’ve already done it, so I think I should watch you play with it first you dirty cow!”

Saffron allows herself to be guided forward, looking to Kelly with a dirty smile, and checking – “Do I just go under him and touch it?”

Kelly keeps hold of the horse’s reigns, keeping him calm and points back under him, “Just go for it…  He won’t mind…”

We can tell from Saffron’s body language that she’s been around horses before – because as big and powerful as the horse is, she’s not phased.  There’s none of the over-cautious nervousness that many of our horse obsessed guests have.  She’s straight up to the side of the beast, reaching out to run her hand over his side.

Confident or not, her nervous excitement is palpable as she leans under his massive frame. Hesitating for a moment before making contact with the semi-erect cock. The thick shaft, already an impressive eight inches, bends downward under its own weight, its softness evident.

We cut to a close-up as she wraps her fingers around the girth and begins to stroke it gently.  Stroking along to the base of the shaft, with the tool bending as she moves further from the heavy tip.

Back to the wide shot as Saffron looks back over her shoulder and calls, “I know you want to watch me, but you have to feel this…  It’s incredible…”

We’re back to a low angle shot, looking from the other side, under the horse, to see both women, standing side-by-side, each with a hand on the horse’s heavy cock, which is already beginning to swell and stretch, ten inches, twelve… 

Em’s touch is more tentative, her gaze intense, locked on the cock – she’s never been close to a horse outside of her fantasies.  Saffron’s strokes are deliberate, her eyes darting between the horse’s genitals and Em.

“Fuckin’ ‘ell, I’ve got my hand on a horse’s cock! This is bloody insane!” Em’s voice is laced with a mix of awe and excitement, her Geordie accent thick with emotion.

Both women occasionally glance up, acknowledging the camera with flashes of nervous smiles before refocusing on the horse’s shaft. Their expressions betray a mix of astonishment at the sheer size of the horse’s cock and the fact that they are both playing with it.  They’re close together, and as they reach in, Saffron also has her arm around the young blonde’s narrow body, holding her close.

Three hands converge, Saffron stroking with one hand, Em reaching in with both, bending further forward, away from her friend, her firm tits barely moving as she begins to move forward and back whilst gripping the shaft, beginning a gentle wanking motion. The brunette behind and beside her, watching, urging her on, “OOoohh, yesss…  Wank that horse, you sexy bitch!”

The more Em wanks it, and Saffron strokes the shaft, the longer and more rigid the shaft becomes, its initial floppiness giving way to a more pronounced stiffness. The horse, clearly affected by the attention, occasionally lifts its hind leg, the loud clop on the concrete floor prompting the women to skip a little, making sure their feet are out of the way – only to return to their intimate exploration immediately. Saffron can’t help but steal glances at Em, her attraction to her younger friend clear.

As Em wanks the shaft with continued enthusiasm, she leans in and spits on the shaft, then begins to smear it in – then turns back to Saffron, urging her to, “Get up here and spit on this beautiful thing…” – and Saffron is happy to follow her order, bending forward, leaning past the blonde and hocking up a mouthful of saliva, which she spits onto the shaft.  The liquid merges with Em’s spit and glistens under our camera lights, and both women move their hands over it, smearing their shared saliva up and down the shaft as Em sighs, “That’s it…  Make it nice and slimey…”, her voice husky with excitement.  We can hear Saffron giggling along with her.

Looking under the belly again, up at the two women who appear to be having the time of their lives…  Saffron’s eyes widen as she stares at the cock which is between them and our camera.  Her gaze fixed on the saliva-coated shaft. She love it – and quickly hawks up another mouthful of spit, then delivers it to the shaft – she then turns her head to the side and leans in to the young blonde again, planting another kiss on her cheek, her tongue slipping out and catching the side of the Geordie slut’s mouth.  Em turns into the kiss, but it’s just a fun kiss for her, she doesn’t show any of the desperation that the older woman seems to have.

We cut to a different angle on the cock, noting how much harder and slippery it looks.  The women’s fingers barely three quarters of the way around it, sinking into the soft outer layers of flesh, but unable to squash down on the blood gorged core.  We note that Saffron has moved to the other side of the beast, and is now leaning toward the blonde, the huge horse cock between them as they both lean in – tongues out, half giggling, and begin to lick at the shaft. Following each other from mid-shaft down to the base, and then back up toward the tip.

As they reach the tip, and suddenly have no dick between them anymore – Saffron seizes the opportunity to steal another kiss from Em, a proper one this time with their lips meeting full-on and fluids no doubt being exchanged.  The blonde seems happy to respond, but once again, it feels like she’s doing it in the heat of the moment rather than due to any real passion.

They break off the kiss, and Saffron urges her young friend to, “Suck it!” then adds, “I want to see that gorgeous mouth wrapped around a horse-cock!”

Em smirks, turning her head toward the head of Klik-Bait’s cock, her tongue out to flick against his urethra, she pauses and says, “Thought you’d never ask!” – and then moves her head forward, opening wide – wider – angling her head to take the soft flesh of the flared tip into her mouth, sucking more flesh between her lips…  Working hard to get the whole head into her over-extended jaw.  Saffron reaches in to sweep her friend’s long blonde hair out of the way, making sure we can see everything. It’s like watching a snake disconnect its jaw to eat a large meal, it looks almost impossible for a women to open so wide…

Inches away, Saffron looks overjoyed. “Oh, that’s gorgeous…  You’re so fucking hot!”

Em’s eyes flick over to her friend, acknowledging her comment without stopping that breathless sucking.  She keeps working for a few more seconds, then she pulls back, gasping for air as the cock – which seems larger than the mouth it came from – pops free. 

Saffron grabs Em’s face, pulling her closer.  The blonde’s mouth never closes, and the older woman immediately plants her mouth over it, wide, lips locking, tongues obviously working inside.  The horse’s cock always in frame so we can never forget what’s really going on here.

They break off the kiss, and rather than declaring her love, the Geordie simply urges her friend to, “Suck it, slut…  It’s your turn…”

Without hesitation, Saffron leans in, her big tits hanging down and swinging, her smile threatening to engulf her face as she approaches the horse’s massive shaft.

We cut back to a close-up as she opens wide and wraps her lips around the head of the shaft – using her fingers to force the flared edges of the tip between her lips, she holds the shaft firmly with both hands, pushing it toward her face with unbridled desire.  Her eyes are wider than wide as she experiences her first mouthful of horse-cock.

We cut to the other side of the horse, looking at Em’s very attractive behind, she’s bending forward to watch Saffron suck, giving us a look at her meaty cunt lips, allowing us to wonder whether it will be able to handle a horse-cock…

We cut back under the horse’s belly to watch some more oral action… The brunette barely able to breath as she works her mouth around the head of the cock.  After another ten seconds, Saffron slowly pulls back, releasing the cock from her mouth, the soft tip flaring wide as it emerges. She rotates her jaw, adjusting to the newfound freedom, and licks her lips, still grasping the massive member with both hands. The corners of her mouth turning up into a grin as…

Em pushes forward again, her hands enveloping the shaft, over the top of Saffron’s fingers, she wraps her lips around the head of the cock, her eyes gleaming with excitement. Saffron backs away so she can watch, her hands coming off the shaft and moving to her big tits, massaging them as she watches.

Em can’t quite accommodate the entire shaft which is somehow still growing, but she’s clearly having fun sucking on half of the flared tip, then pulling back to run her tongue around the tip, probing the large urethra, laughing and gasping with delight.

We pull back to see that as Em has been sucking and licking, Saffron has moved around the horse, standing behind her, bending forward over her back and reaching around to cup and support her firm tits. Em doesn’t seem to mind, smiling as she sucks and licks the cock, too engrossed in her play to worry about being fondled.

The camera cuts to a wide shot, and we can see Kelly, holding onto the reigns with her teeth, her t-shirt pulled up so she can massage her breasts, pinching and pulling on the little piercings. Infront of her, the two women are bent over each other, playing with that massive cock.

We cut back to the close-up as Em pulls her mouth back, licks the flared head once more, and turns her head toward Saffron, whispering, “Fuck, I want to watch him fuck you… ” Her voice is low, husky, and laced with desire.

The camera cuts to a shot of Saffron’s slender backside as she slowly backs up under the horse, her rear-end approaching the enormous cock. Em is grasping the thick shaft with both hands, angling it outward from beneath the horse’s belly, positioning it toward the older woman’s waiting rear. We can see that Kelly has move the reigns from her mouth to her hand, but still has her top pulled up and her little tits on show.  She’s keeping Klik-Bait calm as she calls back offering her guests advice and guidance.  She’s played with a lot of horse cock, and she knows what she’s doing!

Saffron reaches back with both hands, grasping her upper thighs from behind, and spreads her pussy wide, inviting the horse’s massive member.  There are a few moments of pushing and shoving – switching camera angles as either the horse, or one of our guests, or our host, get in the way of the shot. 

Em is forcing the horse’s cock being forced between Saffron’s narrow thighs, against her wet, eager pussy lips – and Saffron is twisting her hips, seeking the perfect angle, gasping in frustration and pain as the blonde gently yet firmly pushes the horse-cock into her waiting cunt – the shaft sliding in a remarkable six or seven inches once the fat end has pushed through.

Saffron let’s out an incomplete groan, “OOhhhh Fffuuuuuuuu…”, her voice trembling with pleasure and awe.

We cut to a wider angle, watching her bending forward, one hand on her knee, the other reaching back to grasp Kelly’s arm, as our host encourages Em to, “Keep fucking her with it…  She loves it…”

We get a shot of the blonde as she’s working the cock into Saffron’s pussy – it’s a picture of amazed delight, her eyes fixed on the sight of the horse’s cock sliding in and out of the extreme tight hole. “Fuck, that looks so dirty… You’re such a filthy whore, Saffy!”

The brunette twists to look back over her shoulder at Em, a half-smile on her open mouth, but she’s beyond words. All that escapes her lips is a series of ecstatic “Aahhhh! Mmm! AAahhh!” groans, her body surrendering to the intense pleasure of the horse’s cock, expertly manipulated by the younger woman’s strokes.

The camera zooms in for a close-up of the horse’s cock, now deeply embedded in Saffron’s pussy. The shaft, as thick as Em’s forearm, is rock-hard, yet its soft outer layer gives way to Em’s firm grip. Saffron’s pussy is stretched around the massive cock, her flesh pulled tight, leaving our viewers to wonder about the intense sensations she must be experiencing.

Back to a wider angle so we can see how Saffron is handling this…  She’s carefully backing up against the horse’s massive member, her wide eyes glistening, a mix of shock and arousal. She pushes back, taking him deep, then eases forward, her face showing the obvious relief at not having to take so much meat.

Behind her, Em is pumping that cock into her friend, and is urging her on, “Oh, yeah, take that horse cock, Saffy! Feel it stretching you wide open!” Her voice is dripping with excitement. “This looks so fucking hot…  It’s so much better than all those videos!”

We cut to the wide angle again, watching Saffron bent forward under the horse, hands on knees, supporting herself. The horse standing impassively above her, allowing himself to be used.  We don’t tie our horses up, we don’t tie their hind-hoofs together.  They are free to move if they wish, but this big guy is happy to be used.  He clearly gets something from the arrangement.  In this case, it’s the feeling of a tight 49-year-old human cunt wrapped around his huge cock.

She takes another few seconds of pain and pleasure, then stumbles forward, without ever taking her hands from her knees or straightening up.  The massive member slopping out of her cunt, making her gasp from relief as much as anything. 

We keep the camera on her, watching as she catches her breath, then looks up at us, open mouthed, and gasps and amazed, “That was too much… I couldn’t take it longer…”  A few more breaths, then adding, “I loved it…  Amazing!”

Someone behind the camera indicates that she should turn around, and she does, and we follow her with our camera – looking past her to see that Em has got her head back under the horse’s belly and is licking the sides of the horse’s shaft.  She’s looking up from the tasty treat, right at Saffron and our camera, pausing to say, “I can taste your cunt on his cock…  It’s lush!”

Without standing up, Saffron calls back to the blonde, “I want to taste YOUR cunt off his cock…  Get under there, slut!” – and then she laughs.

Em smiles as she takes another lick and then we cut to a shot of her, bending forward with her hands on her knees now, shuffling sideways under the horse, squatting slightly to fit under his belly, her naked arse pushed back toward his cock.

The horse, driven by instinct, begins to jab his enormous cock toward her.  Saffron is on the other side of the beast, reaching under him to try and guide his cock toward her friend’s pussy.

As Em backs onto it, Saffron directs it, and Klik-Bait thrusts, the cock suddenly eases into Em’s hairless snatch. The lips bowing wide as the fist-sized head of the horse’s cock punches between them. It’s surprisingly easy, but it obviously affects the Geordie, because she makes a lot of noise, screaming with a mixture of pain and pleasure, “OOOHHH FFUUUCCKKK!”

Em staggers forward, hands on knees, and the horse shuffles after her, thrusting deep and hard.  Em struggles to accommodate the intense penetration. Size and power overwhelming. Saffron moves alongside them, bending forward to watch the shaft working in and out of the blonde, gasping, “Ohh wwooww…  Wwwoooowwww…  That’s gorgeous!”

It’s an intense fuck – with the horse thrusting, and Em doing her best to keep away from being impaled (any more than is needed). It doesn’t last long…  As she’s being fucked, her face tells a story that words can’t.  Strain, but joy, fear and passion.

It’s Klik-Bait that losing interest though, pulling back from her, almost kicking her out of the way as he turns away.  She stumbles away, the stumble turning into a run as she staggers to a safe distance.  She’s laughing as she straightens up – an awed, can’t-believe-I-did-that laugh.  “Eeeeeee…  GGaaaawwwwd!  I can’t believe I fucked a horse!”

Saffron hurries over to her side, grabbing her face and moving in for another kiss.  This time it’s clear that this is the brunette’s attempt to share a blissful moment of joyful romance…  But Em is quick to break it off, not objecting to it, but more interested in talking about how, “That was fucking amazing…  I had a horse cock inside me…  Fucccckkk!” and laughing again.  She turns back to a clearly frustrated looking Saffron, who fakes that she’s not frustrated, and smiles.  Em points at the restless horses and notes that, “You wanted to lick my cream off his cock…”

We cut to a long shot of Kelly holding the horse by his bridal, him looking calm again.  Both of our guests standing at his sides, bending forward under his belly, inspecting his cock again.

We cut to a close-up – seeing the cream white build-up that has formed a ring about eight inches down the shaft, the point at which Em could take no more…  Saffron is leaning in, her head at an angle, her tongue out, licking at the shaft, cleaning up the younger woman’s cunt juice.  Moaning as she does, loving it.  With Em close to her, urging her on, “Clean him up… That’s right, lick up all my cream ya dirty cunt!”

The older woman smiles as she licks, loving it.  Loving it even more as Em moves her head to the end of the shaft and does a little more licking and a little more sucking, letting out hums of pleasure, “Mmmmm… Mmmmmm…”

After they’ve both done half a minute of clean up, they pull back from the cock, and move together again to share another kiss.  Once again, Saffron’s side of the kiss looks like a woman in love, whilst Em’s side looks like a young slut having fun.

The horse shuffles again, the clip-clop of hooves on the ground is the final thing we hear before we fade out on the scene.

We fade back in on a shot of Saffron and Em standing side-by-side, still naked, faces glistening, arms around each other like best friends or partners.  Youth next to experience, both with impressive (still wet and dripping) busts still heaving from the excitement.  They both look very happy and proud with themselves.  Saffron is still looking at Em like she wants to eat her, Em is simply having fun.

We hear Kelly, from off camera, asking them, “Was that everything you had ever fantasized about?”

Both women answer simultaneously, like freaky twins, “Yeeeeaaaahhh!” – then look at each other and share a giggle, then Saffron takes over.  “Yes…  Yes…  Absolutely.  We’ve talked about doing this so many time, and…  It was amazing.”  She looks to the blonde, who also answers positively, barely able to speak through her jaw wide smile, “Yeah, like Saffy says, we’ve talked about what we would do, and I think we managed to do it all, and it felt better that I thought it would…”

“Will you do it again?” Kelly asks brightly.

Our guests look at each other again, both grinning then turn back to the camera. Saffron is going to answer, but Em talks over the top of her. “I’ll defo do it again if I can find someone more local with a horse…  It’s a long way to travel, and it was worth it, but…  Yeah…  It’s a long way to travel.”

The brunette looks disappointed, pulling the young blonde closer, and talking to her rather than us, “You’re welcome to come and stay anytime…  We can share again…  And there’s lots we can do without a real horse – it’ll be like online, but all the time, and in person…”  She smiles hopefully.

Em continues, apparently unaware of how Saffron clearly thinks about her. “Yeah, I can come down sometime…  But it’s a long way – if I can find someone more local, I’ll obviously do that… We can still play online, mind.”  She gives her friend an extra friendly smile.

We can see Saffron is realising that she’s not about to enter relationship heaven – there’s no relationship in the pipeline here.  She manages a disappointed, “Yes…  Online…  We can still do that…  And if I get a horse of my own, for real this time… Maybe you can move down!”  She gives an even more hopeful smile.

Em just seems to leave the comment hanging there, so Kelly steps in with a follow up question, “If Saffron did have a horse, would you be moving down here?”

The blonde answers quickly, “I don’t think so…  I don’t think I ever would’ve moved down here, I’m from Tyneside, that’s where I belong… That’s where my friends are.  My family.  Everyone special to me…”

When she says that last bit, about everyone special to her being on Tyneside, it’s a knife to Saffron’s heart.  She holds herself together, but we can see she’s devastated to realise she’s not special to Em, she was just a pathway to a horse.

They stand in silence for a moment, with Em recovering from her laughing fit, and Saffron fighting to control her disappointment.  We hold the image just long enough for things to start feeling a little awkward…  And then we fade to black for another show.

We hold on the black screen for a moment, then white letters begin to type up, telling us that:

“Saffron says that she has ‘met’ with Em several times online for some fun play sessions, and they have watched their own appearance on the show a few times whilst playing with toys. She hopes Em will visit again soon.”

A photo fills the left side of the screen – Saffron, nude, sitting infront of a computer screen, with Em on the screen, nude.  Both of them holding horse dildos.

A second caption types up on the bottom of the screen, “Em says that she has met a couple of girls at a local pony club and is having the time of her life.  She has no plans to visit Torquay again.”

A right side of the screen fills with a photo of Em, naked, big smile and great body, standing in a stables building, between two slightly overweight women (both with their faces blurred out), with a horse in the background.  She’s clearly having plenty of fun a lot closer to home.

On that happy note for Em, and sad note for Saffron, we fade out for another week.

S20:E15 – Ness Fenwick (33) from Worthing

As this week’s show begins we are moving along a quiet, classy looking tree-lined street.  The trees are green and lush, the sky blue with just a few fluffy white clouds floating slowly overhead.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “WORTHING, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we turn to one side, looking over the big trees along that side of the street – and then see a gap between the trees, an opening and a driveway, leading into large two-story brick building with steeply sloping rooftops.  The ends of the buildings are mock-Tudor, white-washed walls with large black exposed wooden beams.

A blue and white sign by the side of the driveway, reads, “Worthing Apartments”.

We move toward this most impressive and classy looking apartment block, through the gates and under the trees – until something, or someone, drops down from one of the branches infront of us, blocking our view with a dark blur…  The blur moves away from us, moving into focus as the unmistakable form of our Stone Age Man looking Scouse host, Jake ‘Di Animal’ Morley…  He has a slightly pained look on his face as a result of dropping from the tree, but he pushes on with his introduction…

“Ello, I’m Di Animal…  An dis week I’m in Worthing, to meet another slut who wants to fuck a dog!” Pausing briefly, then smiling even wider and confirming, “Really!” – as if we doubted him for a second.

He turns to face the building, then hobbles away toward it as well as he can, trying to cover up that he’s hurt his leg, and we follow before cutting to…

We cut to the interior of one of the apartments, noting that it is large and impressive, exactly what you’d expect after seeing the exterior of the building.  The living room is spacious, big enough to have a large two couch lounge area, plus a dining area large enough for an 8-seater dining table, then an impressive stone benchtop kitchen.

Standing behind the counter in the kitchen, looking our way, apparently using the stone bench-top as a safety barrier between her and the camera, is a slim, blonde woman wearing a large pink t-shirt (and white jeans we can just about see whenever she steps back from the bench).  She looks up at us and she’s pleasant enough to look at – especially when she smiles…  There’s something about her that suggest she’s hiding sadness… 

She talks quietly, with a posh accent, clearly nervous about ‘outing’ herself, “Hello…  Ummmm…  I’m Ness Fenwick…  I’m a 33-year-old mother of two little boys…” She pauses nervously, gathering her thoughts, then continues, “I’m from Worthing, born and raised…  And I’m here to have sex with a dog.”

We cut to a shot of her standing opposite our host, who is holding a small card infront of him, gripped tightly in both hands to make sure he doesn’t lose it.  He’s looking down at it to read his questions.  Ness is reading the notes – and we get the feeling that she’s getting them, upside down – a lot faster than he’s getting them, right side up.

His lips move as he reads the first question, then he looks up at her, smiles, seems to forget the question – checks it again – then looks up and asks, “Alright Nessie…  ‘Ow longave yew one-ed to fuggadog?”

“It’s not really a question of how long I’ve wanted to do it…  I’ve..  Errrr… I’ve never WANTED to ‘fuck’ a dog…  Ahhhh…  My husband asked me to do it – and I didn’t – and… Errrrr…  I’ve…  I think it’s safe to say that I’ve regretted my decision ever since.”

We pause as Jake realises that she’s stopped talking, then follows up, “Weeears yer usban now, licccke?:”

Ness looks down at the floor, looking frustrated and sad. “Errrr…  My husband is currently, ‘away’ from the family home… I made a mistake, and, ahhh, I’m paying the price for that.”  She pauses, collecting her thoughts. “I just want to make it all the way it was before.”

There’s another pause, Jake not sure how to get her talking. He looks at his card again, checks the questions, then asks, “Ow long woz yoos married?”

Our guest looks almost happy to have questions to answer rather than a story to tell. “Ahhhhh… We’ve been married for 12 years.  But, I’m not sure if we’re still married.  Legally, we are, but, errrrr…  I don’t know.  He left, so, I don’t know if it counts anymore.”

Jake squints, looking concerned, as if a marriage break-up is the worst thing he can imagine. “Whyyyydeeego?”

Ness sighs, “OHhhhhhh…  I made two mistakes, really…  The first was saying yes to too much – and the second was saying no to something… Errrrrr…  I was very young when we married – I was something of a sugar-baby, or sugar-daughter, or whatever you might call it…  He was my sugar-daddy…  And I suppose I was all about having fun…  We had no plans for a family, or anything like that.  We liked nights out at the theatre, nice dinners in nice restaurants, impromptu holidays…  Then…  We had our baby, and then another one right after…  And Matthew, my husband, he found being a father, a family man, to be a little too, errrrr, restrictive…”

Jake is looking very confused by her language, he nods as if he understands, but he says nothing.

She continues, “We didn’t go out anymore…  Holidays were a family affair…  My poor Matthew just wanted any kind of release.  Things we could do at home after the boys went to bed…  Excitement…  Something different…  He suggested I make some new friends on Tinder, and I wanted to keep him happy, and errrrrr, to be honest, the idea did have some appeal to me.”

Jake interrupts her flow with another Scouse squeal, “Like, sleepin wiyother men?”

“Not much sleeping!” She laughs, her mood lightening as she thinks of some fun times. “Just sex with strangers.  He loved to watch. He loved that I was no longer a ‘mother’, I was a sex object…  And I think, well, look at me…”

She holds her hands up, showing herself off – skinny, pleasant enough but hardly sexy. “To be honest, I liked being ‘sexy’…  So, I was happy to go along with him.  Even when he started inviting multiple guys!”  She looks more guilty than angry.

“Like gangbangs an stuff?” Asks Jake, drooling a little at the thought.

Ness pauses and nods, frustrated with Jake’s question rather than upset about her past, “Yes.  Gangbangs and stuff.”  She sighs again, “And, yes…  It was exciting.  It was an escape from ‘our boring life’.  Put the kids to bed, then 3 or 4 complete strangers show up, have sex with you, then have a coffee and go…  It’s thrilling…  It leaves you feeling dirty and used, but…  I actually didn’t mind that either.  The truth is though – that I enjoy the boring life too.  I love looking after the kids, I love being a mother, and…”

Jake is clearly getting bored, he blurts out, “Wharrabout da dogs?”

Our guest pauses again, deciding whether to try and tell her whole story, or the short version that Jake is looking for. The short version wins. “Matthew wanted more. He wanted it dirtier. He told me he had met someone on-line who had a dog he could bring around the have sex with me, and he was very keen.  I drew the line there. I don’t mind sleeping with other men…  I’d even sleep with a woman…  But animals – that was a step too far for me.”  She sighs again, trying to smile at her mistake, “We had a couple more gangbangs…  With more men than before…  And he was encouraging the guys to do more and more to me…  But I could tell I was losing him.  He was too frustrated…  And then he left.  He said our life was too stifling.  Too normal.”  She pauses, filling with emotion as she fights to finish her story. “And then he was gone.”

The dramatic nature of her story, and her emotional delivery, is lost on Jake, who’s still way back in the story. “’Ow many men?”

Ness looks more than a little frustrated, but answers, “I think the most was seven, but…”

Jake interrupts again, “At the same time?”

Ness sighs, “One at a time. One after another…  And…”

Jake adds, “Like a train?”

She sighs again, going back to respond, rather than finish her story, “Yes.  They ran a train on me.  Seven men, one after another.”  She pauses, waiting to see that Jake is done. Then pushes on, “So… Eerrrrr…  After he left, he was completely out of our lives.  No calls, no address…  And I want him back, and the kids NEED him back…  But he doesn’t communicate with us.”

Jake speaks for us all, saying everything we’re thinking, “Worra cunt!”

This makes Ness smile, but then she’s back into her story. “Well…  Yes…  Maybe so…  But I can’t let him go.  So…”  She takes another breath, as if she’s about to say something we haven’t already guessed, “As there doesn’t seem to be another way to get through to him, I thought, if I appear on the show, I know he’ll see it, because I know he watches it religiously…  So, he’ll see me doing this – for him – and he’ll know that if he comes back, he can have everything he wants…  Because if he comes back, there will be nothing off limits for him.”

Jake lets this moment sit for a second, then – prompted by a producer from off camera – he moves the show on. “And… Errrr…  On dat note, I tink is time forruz ta move on the ackshun.”

He looks over at Ness, and there’s a short pause, then he says, “Kit off!” and smiles his leering, stupid smile.

Ness nods and reaches down, taking the hem of her pink t-shirt and lifts it up and over her head, showing off a slim belly and small tits (no bra), with pin-prick nipples.

Jake can’t help himself, commenting, “Tiny titteeeeez!” with a little childish giggle.  Ness doesn’t look impressed, and when he reaches out to touch, she slaps his hand away.  It’s a playful slap rather than anything angry, but a slap none-the-less.

We cut to another shot, with the camera now behind the kitchen bench with our guest, watching as she unbuttons the front of her jeans, commenting that, “This is always the most awkward moment…  I feel a little jealous of your boy having nothing to take off…”, as she opens them and pushes them down over her narrow hips and down her slim legs.  We swing away from her to see Jake’s Golden Retriever, Kenny, standing in the kitchen, looking up at Ness, his mouth a little open, his tail wagging.

Then we’re back on her – standing in her kitchen in nothing but a simple pair of white French knickers.  She looks from the dog to our camera.  “I’m not having second thoughts about it, because it’s something I’ve thought about a hundred times…  I’ve thought it through every way…  So, I don’t have any doubts…  But… Errrrr… Now that I’m here, and he’s there, it’s very, very real now.”  She opens her eyes wide and cringes for the camera.  “I hope Matthew’s watching!”

She slips her panties down her slim legs and steps out of them, a smile flickering over her face.  We can see a perfectly shaved pussy, completely hairless and smooth, with a tattoo that reads, “SLUT” where the thickest pussy hair would normally be.

She pauses and runs a finger over the thick black letters, telling us that, “Matthew insisted I got this…  I’ve had it covered up for the last year, but I thought I should show it off for him…”

With the bitch now naked, we cut to a shot of Kenny the Labrador as he pulls against the leash in Jake’s fist.

Then we’re back to our guest as she drops down to her knees, looking around at our camera as if this is all a bit of a joke…  Maybe not what she’s doing, but the fact that she’s doing it on camera…  She leans forward and calls the dog, “Kenny!”

Jake, with a big grin on his monkey-face, releases the beast, and allows the big animal to cross the room to his guest, “Gowan fugger…  Fug-dat-biissshhhh!”

The Labrador raises his head to meet Ness’s face – nose-to-nose/mouth-to-mouth…  Flapping his tongue out across lips face.  She resists the temptation to pull away from the sloppy tongue and slobbery jaws, keeping her face in range, her lips tight together, letting him lick across her chin, her nose and her lips – her body shaking as she struggles to control herself…  She lets out a little whimper, suggesting that this is already a little too much for her.

She allows the licking to continue, steeling herself, then forces herself to open her mouth a little, allowing the dog’s tongue to slop over her face a couple more times before it slips between her lips, which makes her shriek and pull away quickly… 

As she backs away, she tips herself back from her knees to her ass, looking away from the dog to our camera, gasping, “Maybe my pussy…” and nodding as she leans back on one hand and opens her legs up – reaching down to slap her inner thigh with her other hand…  Offering her shaven haven up to the beast, and still taking a short breath as he moves in to check it out…  She runs her fingers down the pussy lips, spreading them out carefully as she tempts the dog…

We cut away to see Jake licking his lips, he’s drooling almost as much as his dog.  Laughing at, “Diiiiirty who-er…  Fuggin slutt!”  Looking to our camera and pointing over to her, “Loogarra!”

The big dog drops his head down between her thighs, pushing past her hand and sticking his snout right up against her wet pussy – his long tongue sliding between her lips – making her gasp and tense her body up, letting her supporting arm gives way so she can flop back down onto her back, which arches as the dog’s tongue delivers enough pleasure for her to almost forget what she’s doing…

We get the perfect camera position, looking down over her flat belly, over that ‘slut’ tattoo, to see the black dog’s bright eyes peering up between her thighs, his nose glistening, his tongue appearing at the end of each stroke over her pussy. 

We cut to a close-up of her face, her teeth bared, her mouth curling back into a wide smile as she begins to think that this may have been a good idea after all… She’s making little squeaky, excited noises every few licks as the dog hits her clit in just the right way…  Half words, broken syllables…  Looking around toward our camera, as if she’s seeking approval to continue… Which she gets as Jake called, “Gowaaan slllut!”

Arching her back, pushing her flat belly up into the air, she’s smiling and breathing deeper, trying to pace herself, focussing on her pleasure. It’s clear that this tongue action is getting really good to her, and we sense that she could cum at any moment…  Her problem is that Jake doesn’t care about that…  He, like most of our audience, wants to see her being fucked…

He steps in and pulls his dog back, and from her gasped reaction, raising her head, a forlorn look on her face, and then he calls, “Matty wantsta seeya fuggadog…”

Holding the dog by his collar, our host leans down toward Ness, grabbing her knee and pulling it to the side, trying to get her to roll over onto her knees rather than attempting to make her spread her legs wider.

As frustrated as she is by the sudden end to the oral pleasure, our guest snaps back into focus, remembering why she’s here.  She signs, “Yeah, okay…” and rolls over from her behind to her hands and knees – with Kenny immediately doubling his efforts to pull away from Jake’s firm grip, trying to pull toward the skinny bitch’s tight rear end.

She assumes a better position, dropping her shoulders, bringing her tiny titties down to almost ground level, almost touching the carpet, her arms crossed infront of her head, giving her plenty of support – her behind high in the air…  She’s still getting comfortable, shifting her knees and elbows, arching her back, pushing her pussy back – but Jake isn’t waiting, he releases his grip on the dog’s collar, pushing the beast toward the whore on the floor as hard as he can.

The beast raises his head as he rushes forward, his chest crashing up against her rear end, shoving her forward as he pushes his body up and over her and hooking his front paws around her hips, infront of her thighs, so he can pull himself hard onto her.

She squeals in surprise, “OOoooohhhh!” as she is rocked forward, struggling to keep her elbows and forearms infront of her… “OOooaaahhhh fffffaaahhhhkkk!”

The dog immediately starts thrusting at her rear end, bending his back to try and get his cock to her pussy – pumping at her, stabbing at her pussy and thighs, his front paws hooking her closer, giving her no chance to escape…

We cut to a close-up of her face – watching as she reacts to the buffeting from behind – and judging by the look on her face escape would be a bad option.  Many of our guests love this moment – it’s what they’ve been waiting years to experience, and they are so close to glory – but for Ness…  This is what she tried to avoid for years, it’s something she had to be incredibly desperate to even consider – and here she is, pinned down by a beast, about to be fucked by him, and really not looking happy about it.  She doesn’t sound happy either, moaning and grunting her disapproval, “UUhhh…  Aahahh…  UUrrrggghh…” as the dog looks for his spot.

“Gowaaaan shun…  Givit-errr!” Squeals our excited Scouse host. “Fuggggeeeeerr-raaaass off!”

We cut to a low angle shot, looking up between Ness’s slim thighs, watching the dog’s big cock poking four inches out of his sheath, flapping around as he tries to ram it home…  Missing every time.

Then we’re back to the side-angle – watching in perfect profile.  The big dog looming over the slim blonde, her arse raised up under his belly, her chest down, little tits mashed down hard against the carpet, her head to the side (toward us), red, sweaty already.  Her arms forward, elbows and forearms down to stop her from being shunted forward by the constant banging against her rear.

And then…

The dog lurches forward and switches into overdrive…

“AAARRRRGGHHH-GGHH-GGGHH-GGGGHHH!” a scream which turns quickly into a guttural refrain, another GGHH on each thrust.

Our guest’s mouth is wide, her eyes bulging, her hands have turned into fists, her arms and shoulders flexed and tense as she braces herself… 

Jake’s excited call of, “Eeesss fuggin-err…  Eeeess fugginurrrrr!” is a statement of the obvious.

It’s rough and it’s ugly as the dog continues to lurch and jerk into the blonde’s pussy – his body bending as he rams and rubs his crotch against her rear.  A feverish pace that continues to rock her around.  He looks like he’s having the time of his life, mouth slightly open, tongue lolling out of the side, front legs holding tight, pounding away – she looks like she’s in trouble, just about managing to handle the barrage of blows to the backside.  Teeth bared, glowering, her eyes begging for rescue, gasping, “Ohh ooowwwww.. OOooohhhhh..  UUuuggghhh!” – almost in tears.

Jake is bouncing around infront of her, rubbing his crotch, calling (wrongly) that, “She luvs ih…  She luvs ih…!”

The fuck only lasts twenty seconds – from penetration to stationary – but it seems like the longest twenty seconds of Ness’s life. In terms of both pain and humiliation she’s pushed to the limits…  And then, the action stops, with Kenny leaning right back, almost comically standing over his bitch, his head in the air, belly against her butt, chest raised, front paws up around her midriff… 

It looks like he’s straining to squeeze an extra inch into her…  And she looks like she’s struggling to handle it. 

Her gasped reaction getting louder, becoming a growl, “AAARRRRGGHHH AAAAHHHHH!” as she tries to grit her teeth and push through it…

Jake moves around behind the action and drops down to his hands and knees, bending forward and dropping his head so he can look up between the mess of legs to see where the real action is.  Once he’s in position and watching up close, he slips one hand down into his trousers and continues to rub himself.

We cut down to the low angle, looking up at her pussy – stretched wide, the lips almost folding back on themselves, the knot half-in, half-out, the fat shaft buried, spunk leaking out.  It’s easy to see how this would be painful.  It’s a fearsome looking knot, wide and ugly…

We can hear Jake’s commentary, “Lookarrih…  Lookarrih…  Eez knotted…  Eez in…”

Back to her face, close-up – seeing the pain in her eyes, the strain on her face.  Glowing red skin, tiny little facial hairs, beads of sweat.  Clenched teeth, through which she is still emitting that ugly growled moan, “UUUUHHHH UUUHHHHH”

We cut to the wide angle again, the slight woman shaking a little under the beast – his weight pushing her down, his cock filling her up.  Her head against the floor, and she’s still looking desperate – but defiant.  Gritting her teeth and growling again. 

The dog on her back, panting, beginning to look tired…  And then suddenly just dismounting – no build-up, no fuss, no ceremony…  He just pulls back and hops off her his bitch, his big cock sliding out of her cunt and flopping down.

We cut back to the low angle close-up ‘action replay’ of the dismount, watching the half-inserted knot dislodge, twisting to the side then slipping out of that tight snatch, the shaft flopping free with a gush of canine cum streaming out.

Then we cut to the wide shot again to watch as our newly minted dog-slut slumps forward, letting her belly drop to the floor, then just laying there, gasping for air, repeating, “Oh God…  Oh my God…  Ohhh…  Fuck…”

Behind her, Jake shifts position so that he’s kneeling astride one of her legs, behind her, his trousers now pulled down and his cock out.  As usual, he’s rubbing his himself rather than jerking off, looking down at the dog-fucked bitch and repeating a snarled, “Dogfugga…  Derty fugging slut…  Derteeeeeeeee!” – then he’s breathing hard, turning red in the face, and then spraying cum around, sending a little shower of jism over his guest’s pert buttocks…

Beneath him, she doesn’t seem to care too much…  The dog has worn her out.  A funny man cumming on her arse barely registers, she’s had that before, plenty.

There’s a sudden cut to a close-up of Ness’s face, upright, looking right into camera – she looks like she’s had a chance to catch her breath.  She talks direct to camera, “Matthew… I’m sure you’re watching…  That was all for you…  I only did it for you…” She takes a couple of breaths, then adds, “And this is for you too…” – and then she turns her head to the side, and we follow her, seeing that she’s right next to the dog’s cock (which has been pulled back between his hindlegs to point toward her face).

She leans in, opening her mouth to take the cock inside, almost gagging as she gets her first taste, but forcing herself to take it all the way into the back of her mouth.  Closing her lips around it and beginning to suck on it…  Taking her time, sliding her head forward and drawing it back, allowing her lips to drag along the long shaft.  She lets it flop out at the end of the stroke, then turns to the camera again – trying to send a husky message to her husband, but struggling to make a sound before coughing, then whispering, “I love this…” (no she doesn’t), “… and I love you…” (we don’t doubt this).

Off camera, we can hear Jake repeating, “She luvsih..  She fuggin luvsih…  She said so…”

On camera, she’s running her tongue up and down the length of the dog’s shaft, letting the cock rub against her cheek as she moves along it…  Then kissing the shaft as she returns to the tip, then takes it back into her mouth, moving up and down the shaft.  She works slow enough, and for long enough, to give us a good view, but the occasional pauses as she fights the urge to spit it out are a dead giveaway to how she really feels.  When she’s sucked as much as she can, she pulls back, holding the cock in her fist, aiming it at her face, her mouth open to catch the little jets of jism that are still squirting out every few seconds.  As the little jets continue, she turns her head slightly to the camera, telling her husband through the lens, “If you come back…” squirt “…  and buy me a dog…” squirt “… I’ll do this for you – all – the – “ squirt, right into the back of her throat, making her cough and ruining her dialogue, then she finishes, “…  Time.”

She pulls her mouth back and lets the cock hang down.  She lets cum dribble over her bottom lip, trying to make it look sexy.  Her bottom lip is almost quivering as she tries to control the ‘spill’ – she’s so close to tears that we can almost see them.  She covers up by bringing a hand up and smearing the cum from her chin, up and over her face, soaking herself.

The whole time this is going on we can hear Jake in the background calling her a “Deh-ty deeh-ty slut!” and trying to convince us that “She luvsih…  She luvsih!”

We look at her glistening face for a few more seconds, the sadness in her eyes coupled with the filthy fluid on her skin…  Watching as she tries to look like this is where she wants to be…  Then we fade to black.

After a short pause, white letters begin type up onto the screen, telling us that:

“Matthew DID see the show, and he DID get the message.  He’s returned to the family home, and claims that they have a truly happy family now.”

A family picture appears in the middle of the screen.  Husband (he’s quite a bit older than Ness, and nothing to write home about), wife (she doesn’t look particularly happy), two young boys looking very happy to pose with both of their parents together, and a particularly impressive looking St Bernard dog.

“Ness says she’s never been happier.”

The family picture fades out and is replaced by a shot of her laying back in a tattooist’s chair, wearing a t-shirt but no pants or panties.  Her husband is standing next to her, proudly pointing at the dog-paw tattoos on her abdomen.  We note that the word “DOG” has been added above the “SLUT” tattoo on her pubic mons pubis.  Whilst Matthew looks pleased, we can see the shame and humiliation on Ness’s face.

Realising that this is the life she has chosen for herself, we fade out for another week.

S20:E14: Leslie Kielty (54), from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogogogoch

This week’s show begins in a quiet, green, residential street…  The road slopes away from us, downhill, and in the distance, we can see the countryside spreading out infront of us. 

The road itself is an unmarked patchwork of different surfaces, verged by hedges on either side, with gaps to driveways running up to conservative single storey homes. 

A caption fills the screen – scrolling across the screen because it’s just too damn long to fit (even in widescreen mode), “LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWILLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH, WALES.”

The caption fades and we turn to the side to look into the driveway of one of the nearest house…  Walking toward us, from around beside the garage, our blonde All-American host – her boobs straining the front of her dress, her long legs barely covered at all by the skirt.  Beside her, looking up at her as she walks, that strange dome-headed white bull terrier of hers is clearly excited to be with us again.

She introduces herself, and the show, direct to camera, in a friendly mid-western accent – looking slightly less confident of herself than usual, “Hiiiii pet-fans…  Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…  I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my handsome little hound, Buddy…  And this week, we’ve come to Wales, to the little town of Lan-fair-pull-gin… Gwin…  Gill…”  She pauses…  We cut to another take as she tries again, “Lan-fair-pull-gwin, gill…  Go-gery…”, then pauses again, looking off camera and asking, “Really?  Is this real or are y’all making fun of the American bimbo?”

We cut to another attempt, “Lan-fair-pill-gwin-gill-go-gery-rin…” pause, then another take, “And this week we’ve come to Wales, to meet a lady with a dark fantasy, that she wants us to light up…”

She turns to look toward the house behind her, and we follow her line of sight – closing in on the building before we cut to the inside…

Inside the house, sitting on the couch in a comfortable looking living room, we’re looking at a bright smiling, cherub-faced middle-aged blonde…  She’s a big girl, with big boobs jiggling in her big dress as she talks in an over-animated manner, moving her hands and her whole upper body around.

Her body is wide, her belly round without sticking out or hanging down – she not obese but definitely large.  This is a size 16 lady… 

Her face is round and soft, pleasant, but not pretty…  The kind of woman that wives would be happy to leave their husbands alone with.

A smile for the camera, and then she begins her introduction in a cheery, but slightly nervous tone.  Her Welsh accent is thick, but soft.  “Ahm Leslie Kielty.  Ahm 54-years-old, and ahm a health visitor from Clan-vire.”

We cut from her to see Jenna looking like she’s been the butt of a big joke.  “I knew you were joking…”

One of our crew asks Leslie is she can, “Do the whole thing?” – and she smiles again, confirming, “Of course…” – and we cut back to her close up as she rattles off a speedy, “Clan-vire-pool-gwin-gill-gore-ger-ih-quern-dror-bool-landy-silio-go-go-goch.”  Pauses, then adds, “But nobody actually calls it that…  It’s too much!” and lets out a cute laugh that’s way too small for a woman this large.

We’re back on Jenna smiling and nodding, impressed by her guest’s oral skills…  “So…  As we’re talking about ‘too much’…  Why don’t you tell us about your fantasy..?”

Leslie nods and smiles, flicking half of her long blonde hair back over her shoulder, and then launching into her story.  Delivering it as though she’s been practising infront of the mirror all week…  “I’d like to be on ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ because, I suppose, the same reason as everyone else…  If we’re honest…  I have fantasies involving dogs…  And I can’t think of any other way to make them come true.  Owing to the nature of my fantasies, I don’t even know if you can make them come true…  But I hope you can.”

Jenna smiles and urges her on, “Oh, I’m sure we can…  Why don’t you tell the viewers a little more…?”

The chubby Welsh wannabe slut takes a breath, then continues, “I’ve always been a little fascinated with the depraved things some people do to each other – and the things some people make other people do…  I’m the kind of person who reads about rape and murder cases a little too closely – the more sordid the better…  My husband says I enjoy serial killer books a little too much!”

She’s smiling – but it’s a nervous smile, and we can see she’s breathing a little hard, looking more and more toward the floor as she talks – shame and embarrassment creeping in as she continues. “I stumbled into this little fantasy quite by accident.  One idea connecting to another, things becoming more twisted…  I’ve always been turned on by the idea of being raped…  I know that’s terrible, but it’s a common fantasy…  And, I’ve always been turned on by the idea of having sex with a dog…  Because it’s something that you don’t even hear about with the worst criminals…  It’s just plain disgusting…  So the ultimate fantasy, would be to be raped by a dog, or with a dog…  To be forced to have sex with a dog by someone else.”  She looks up at Jenna, a hopeful look in her eye.

Jenna responds, “Well that’s a little tricky – because you know how we feel about consent here in the United Kingdom of Zoo..?”

Leslie nods, and pushes on, pleading her case, “Yes…  I know…  But what my fantasy actually is, what I’m asking for, is to let me live through it…  I want to be dog-raped, by the UK of Zoo…  Now…  A rape can’t be committed with consent, and I know you would never do anything without consent…  So what I was hoping, is that if I give my consent, in advance, for you to bring a dog – this dog, or any other dog…  Bring it to my home, or my work, or anywhere else, and surprise me – and ‘force’ me to have sex with your dog…  Really go to town on me…  Use me, abuse me, make me ‘suffer’…  No safe words – nothing off limits.  And you can do it anytime in the next 90 days.  And after 90 days, if it hasn’t happened, I’ll know you’re not coming, and I’ll get on with my life.”

She sits back and strokes the long hair away from both sides of her reddening face again.

Jenna pauses, nodding as she considers her guest’s request, “Okay, that’s an interesting concept…”  She continues to nod.  “I think we’ll have to consider this one with our legal team, and then…  Maybe…  We can see about making your dreams come true…”

We cut to a shot of Leslie back at the front door of her house, waving Jenna and the crew goodbye as they head back toward their vans.  She looks nervous, almost exhausted at what she may have let herself in for…  At the potential for 90 days of looking around every corner…  Waiting to be raped by a dog…

Jenna orders Buddy to jump into the back of our red van, and she’s just stepping up herself when she suddenly jumps back down and runs (as fast as her high heels will allow), the dog charging along beside her…  Our film-crew following, handheld cameras making the image bounce and blur…

She’s back to Leslie and grabbing the blonde by her long hair before she knows what’s going on…  Pulling her into the middle of her driveway, and calling her, “Filthy fucking pervert…  Want to be raped…  We’ll rape you…  We’ll let this doggy go to fucking town on you, slut!”

Leslie wanted this to happen, but she doesn’t look like she was ready for it to happen right now – or here…  The American grabs at her guest’s dress and rips it up over her head, exposing her soft body, and those big boobs, cupped in an oversized lacy white bra.

Buddy skips around the women, keen to get behind our guest, looking up at his mistress for any encouragement he might get… 

Meanwhile, Leslie half fights, half laughs – looking shocked, but not resisting too much…  Swinging her upper body and head to the side to look toward her neighbour’s house, clearly more bothered about who sees her, rather than what they see her doing!  “Not here…  Not on the driveway…”  She sounds concerned, but the protest seems a little too precise – as if she’s really saying, ‘Yes – right here – on the driveway – where everyone can see!’

Jenna pushes her guest to the ground, to her knees, then snarls, “Yes bitch…  Right here where all the neighours can see!” – then bends down and grabs at the older woman’s panties, pulling them back over her wide hips and off her big arse, exposing her sexual quarter to Buddy as she pulls them down to her knees…  

The bull terrier dives straight in, digging his snout between the large butt-cheeks and licking at that snatch – sending shockwaves through our stunned guest… She jerks and snaps infront of him, arching her back, then pushing her belly down and she raises her head.  Each time she does this, her boobs shake and work a little further forward, threatening to spill out of the cups of her bra.

She’s surprised by the attack, but she can’t help enjoying the touch of his warm, wet tongue against her snatch. There’s a flash of a smile between the worried squeaks and yelps.  It’s hard to tell if her protestations are genuine, or if she’s putting on a show.  “Noo…  Noo…  No!” She sounds stressed, and looks nervous, but those smiles tell us that deep down, she’s secretly enjoying herself.

Jenna steps in, slapping a hand onto one of Leslie’s big butt-cheeks, gripping hold with her slim fingers, leaning down toward her guest and urging her in that playful mid-American accent, to, “Fucking love it, you fucking slut!” – a wicked grin on her face as she taunts her.

Below her, Leslie is turning her head to the side to see what’s going on around her, looking at the crew -right into the camera – struggling to believe this is all being caught on tape, then twisting back to look at Jenna – who ends her previous comment by spitting in the older woman’s face.

Behind her, Buddy is snuffing his snout between her thighs, angling his head up so that he can slurp his tongue out into her cunt – twenty-thirty times, over and over…  Wet, sloppy, and noisy.  Never mind how perverted this looks – It SOUNDS disgusting!

Jenna turns her attentions away from her guest, down to the dog, “Come on boy…  Fuck this slut…  Come on…” – she’s still gripping that big butt-cheek, and as she’s urging the dog she shakes the big woman’s behind.

Buddy takes the hint, or knows the signal, and immediately pulls his snout behind from her snatch, excitedly licking her arse a couple of times, then lurches forward, his front legs moving up and around her wide hips, nails digging into her flesh behind and thighs as he pulls himself up on her back, his chest pressing against her and then up and over her arse.

Leslie lets out a loud squeal, “Ohh NNOOOO!” – her mouth and eyes wide open as the beast takes up position.  His barrel chests sits into the downward curve of her spine, his soft belly wrapping around her big arse – we can’t see it, but we can guess that his sheath is jammed up between those big thighs, the tip already against her pussy lips.

We can see Jenna grinning as she urges him on, “Go on, fuck ‘er…  Fuck ‘er brains out!” – and then as she watches her boy shuffling forward and making his first, hungry, experimental thrusts, continuing, “Fuck this big butt slut!”

Below them, the Welsh ‘victim’ is still attempting to protest, but we don’t buy it, “Pleaaseee…  Nnottt here…  Noo… Inside..  Insiiidde…”

“Ohh, he’s going inside, bitch…  Don’t worry!” Spits Jenna – and at that exact moment, Buddy’s hips jerk forward, and Leslie lets out a particularly energetic squeal.  She looks shocked, but not upset…

Buddy takes control, holding tight and jerking hard and fast…  Pounding into the big bitch, making her hips and thighs shake.  It’s also making her belly and those big tits shake – and now they ARE spilling out of her bra, hanging forward and down, jiggling.  He’s leaning into her, and she’s leaning forward away from him, tits swinging…  With the cups of the bra still under them, they are misshaped as they shake forward and swing back. 

In a wider shot we catch the whole picture.  Chunky blonde on her hands and knees on the gravel driveway, her panties punched around her knees.  Our crew around them, Jenna looming over them, urging her dog on, “Fuck that slut.. Yeahh…  Give it to her…  She fucking loves it…”

Leslie taking it with a wide-eyed panic, moving her hands around, dropping forward to an elbow and forearm so she can reach back with her free arm, putting it against the side of the dog, but not doing enough to push him away.

The driveway and the hedge separating them from the neighbouring house, where sharp eyed viewers will see the curtains twitching.

We notice one of the crew placing a GoPro camera between her ankles and pushing it up between her knees so it’s looking right up at the action.

We cut down to a low angle, looking up between her thighs, watching the dog’s dick slipping in and out of her cunt – her sloppy pussy lips flapping around the rock-hard shaft. The cock flops out and loose, but slams back in after a couple of air-thrusts.

Then back to a close-up of her face – her mouth open in a fresh gasp, but not protesting.  Unlike most of our guests, she makes no attempt to look into the camera. She squeals, swears, winces.

We’re back to a side-shot, watching in profile as her whole body ripples and shakes under the dog’s aggressive fucking.  He’s holding onto her rear, looking quite small next to her – small but mean.  His domed head over the middle of her back, his front paws tight to her side, nails digging into her flesh, scraping and leaving little pink welts.

Jenna is behind them, still snarling, attempting to look mean – but she could never look anything but sexy.  “Go on bitch…  Take that fucking dog cock!”

Leslie is struggling through it, big tits swinging, head down, blonde hair loose and getting wilder with every thrust.  She’s letting out long, loud moans – but that sound more exhausted than ecstatic.

Down to the low angle shot again as the cock pops free again…

Then to the wide-angle as the dog suddenly pulls back and dismounts, staggering away with his big cock bouncing and swinging under his belly – it looks completely out of proportion to his body.  Way too big.

Our guest flops forward, exhausted – possibly relieved…  Her head down to the gravel, tits too, soft flesh against harsh gravel…  Her arse still in the air, if anything, the slump means the pussy is pushed out even further.  A tempting target…

Jenna bends down and slaps Leslie’s big behind again, looking around to her dog and calling him back, “Come boy…  You ain’t finished yet…  This slut needs a knot!”

On the ground, the Welsh woman protests, but her heart isn’t in it, “Nooo…  No knot…  Please…”

Jenna turns away from her guest, takes a couple of steps after Buddy, and bends forward to grab him by the collar – as she bends her perfect breasts almost fall out of the top of her dress.  As usual, despite the naked guest on the ground, and the fact that she’s just been fucking a dog (and is apparently going to fuck him again very soon), it’s the promise of possibly seeing a Playboy Playmate’s boobs that grabs our attention afresh.  She turns the dog around, and pulls him back toward Leslie.

Perhaps he was too close when he was on her back with his cock already deep inside her –  but now that he can see her big arse in the air, and her wet snatch waiting for him, he’s suddenly interested again…

He rushes forward, paws scrabbling in the gravel, and rises up quickly to mount her a second time – his weight coming down hard on her behind, paws grabbing around her hips.  He’s not the biggest dog, but he’s solid muscle, and his arrival jams her knees painfully into the little stones. He begins to enthusiastically pump at her pussy before he’s even in position, jerking her body forward, her elbows and forearms digging in too.

We cut to the low angle shot again and note that the dog’s cock, whilst still big and hard, is too heavy for him to line it up with the old slut’s pussy…

Cut back to the wide-shot to see Jenna stepping into the shot behind them, bending forward over the nuggety white dog, giving us another gratuitous look at her cleavage as she reaches between his hindlegs…

Then we’re back to the close-up again, looking up as her hand reaches in, taking hold of his shaft and guiding the tip up against, and between, our guest’s pussy lips.  As soon as he feels the flesh around his tool, the bull terrier lurches forward, driving deep, and then launching into another high-speed series of thrusts, which quickly moves her body forward out of frame.  So we cut to the wider angle again…

Jenna is still reaching between Buddy’s hindlegs, and he just launching into that attack on her snatch.  Smashing into her with such speed and ferocity that Leslie is almost ploughed forward through the gravel, gasping, “OH-OHH-GO-OO-DD…” (her words broken up by the furious nature of the thrusting).

We get another close-up of Leslie…  Once again, we can see the exhaustion on her face, the pain, maybe humiliation – but there’s still a shadow of joy. She’s not complaining, she’s not calling for us to stop.  She’s taking it, and we suspect she’s loving it.

We cut to a rear shot, watching the dog hammer into her, his balls jiggling and swinging around, handing down between his powerful thighs.  His speed is impressive, as is the size of his ballsack…

Then we cut to a close-up of HIS face – he looks intense, focused, and oh-so-proud of what he’s doing, possibly because Jenna is continuing a constant dialogue of “Good boy…” and “Fuck that slut!”

We’re back to the wide-shot, watching the happy beast pumping hard as the large lady’s rear end, making his buttocks and thighs wobble, her belly too, and her big tits, which are now hanging down against the ground, but still shaking from the intensity of the thrusting…

The second fuck lasts as long as the first one, that’s less than a minute, but this time it ends with the dog pulling extra tight against her big rear-end, holding tight, his front legs gripping around her hips, pulling him as close as possible.

Leslie is still gasping, head up, looking back – trying to see the dog, or Jenna, behind her, asking (with mild panic), “Is that his knot..?  Am I tied..?”, her mouth opening wider in a silent cry as the knot swell inside her, then moaning, “Oh God… Oh my Gaaahhhdddd!”

Jenna steps forward, bending forward and grabbing a fistful of the Welsh woman’s long blonde hair, leaning closer to snarl, “That’s right, that’s his fucking knot, whore…  He fucking owns you now, bitch!  How d’ay like that, slut!”

Leslie is gasping her response, barely managing to form words, “OOohhh..  FFfuuuuuu… OOoohhhh…”

We cut down to a low angle shot again – the GoPro has been shoved forward a few inches and can once again see the dog’s cock in our guest’s pussy.  Her fat labia spread wide around the fat knot.  He’s not all of the way inside her, and a fair amount of the knot can be seen outside her body.  Half-in, half-out, but still painful for our guest.

Then we’re out to a wide shot again, this time very wide – from the end of her driveway, looking across the gravel to see the fat bitch on her elbows and knees, the white dog on her back, looking around like a good boy. His tail wagging as he happily pumps spunk into his bitch.  She’s got her head down, showing no signs of pride.  Our crew is stood around them, or kneeling nearby, getting more sound and vision of Leslie’s react to the throbbing and squirting in her belly.  We hear occasional gasps and moans as we watch. 

Another close-up of her pussy – spread around the knot, which is still held in place, more by the dog’s desire to stay there than the tight grip of her flesh.  We hear Jenna noting that, “She fucking loves it, doesn’t she?” – but there’s no indication from Leslie as to whether she’s enjoying it or not.  Just heavy breathing and occasional gasps.

Then we’re back to the wide-angle again.  Looking at the lovers – muscular white dog on fat blonde slut.  Both of them breathing hard.  We hear another voice, Welsh and male, asking, “What’s going on ‘ere then?” – and we swing the camera around to see a man standing in the street at the end of the driveway.  He’s casually dressed – a middle-aged man out for a stroll – looking at the scene, confused but not alarmed.

We hear Jenna’s over confident, friendly mid-west accent again, “We’re from the United Kingdom of Zoo…” – we cut to a shot of her approaching, looking as cocky as she sounds, continuing “This dirty slut wanted to be raped by one of our dogs…” – we swing the camera over to look at the whore-on-the-floor, still being filled by the bull terrier.  His domed white head now resting on her big back.  He looks exhausted, just like her.

Then we’re back on the man at the end of the driveway, he calls, “Is that right, Leslie?” (it turns out that he lives a few doors up and is familiar with our guest).  We swing the camera back to her as she reacts to his question by turning her head away, ashamed, but calls out, “It’s okay, Dafyd…  I’m okay…  Just…  Making a tv show…”  She sounds way beyond humiliated, but adds, “Just living my dream!”

We look back at Dafyd, still standing at the end of the driveway, looking up at us and saying, “Well, that’s alright then, isn’t it?” – and strolling on.  We follow him as he walks away, noting that he keeps turning around to get another look at the scene.  His neighbour, being fucked by a dog.

Then we’re looking at her again.  Breathing hard.  Dog on her back, also breathing hard, paws digging into her sides.

Down to the shot between her legs again, watching as that knot works back and loose, suddenly popping free of her hole, the shaft still buried inside her, plenty of warm doggy semen dribbling out of her pussy, some dripping to the gravel, some running over her pussy lips, and making a little stream down her belly.  She’s still breathing hard, her gut jiggling slightly as she spasms and jerks from the surprise of the knot breaking loose.  We hold this image for a while, then see the rest of the shaft snaking out of our bitch as the good boy dismounts.

Then we’re into a wider angle, watching as the dog dismounts – shuffling backward until his cock slithers out of her cunt, then dismounting, twisting away and dropping to the ground and turning to stumble away, his cock still hanging down as he walks like a drunk man. Staggering with his legs a little too far apart.

Leslie is left on her knees and forearms, her tits against the gravel, her head turned away. Her whole body heaving as she gasps for air.

We move around her, moving into get a last close-up of her face – post-fuck.  The camera man reaches in and strokes her long blonde hair away from her face, allowing us to see glowing, reddened skin – she’s exhausted and blushing.  She looks shocked, but not upset, as she looks up at us.  The cameraman asks, “How do you feel?” – and she responds, in a horse whisper, “Humiliated!”  We hold on the image for a few seconds, just long enough to get another little tell-tale smile – then…

We cut to another shot, a little later, with Leslie on her feet, standing next to Jenna.  The Welsh slut is casually stepping from one foot to the other as she tries to get out of her panties, which were still around her knees, but are now down around her ankles.  At the same time, she is reaching up to adjust her bra, trying to scoop her big tits back into the cups…  And she’s looking down at the dog, who is still nearby, wagging his tail (his cock no longer on show).  Jenna is asking her if she enjoyed it, and Leslie is responding with a semi-breathless, “I don’t know if ‘enjoy’ is the right word…”

As they continue to talk, informally, we fade out on another experience.  A little different to what we’re used to, but no less fulfilling for our guest.

White lettering appears on the black screen to tells us that, “Our crew caught up with Leslie twice more during the 90 days…”

The middle of the screen fills with a brief handheld video clip of Leslie on all fours, in a public park at night, being pounded by a large black Doberman.  She’s gasping, almost crying, almost moaning, as the dog thumps into her big behind.  We can hear the cameraman/dog owner calling, “Go on, my son!” in a strong Cockney accent.

At the end of the clip, Leslie lifts her head so we can see her face – and it’s not conclusive whether she’s enjoying the ‘rape’ or not.

That video clips fades out – and another takes its place…  Leslie sitting on her big arse on bitumen, her blouse ripped open, her boobs exposed…  A large, hairy German Shepherd on either side of her, both facing away from her, their cocks pulled back between their hindlegs toward her face – and her sucking one then the other, back and forth as a Scottish voice urges her on, “Go on, slut…  Suck them both…  Suck them ya dirty whore… Get them both in your mouth, bitch!” – and she’s forcing both into her mouth – we’re not sure how she feels about this until the last second, when she pulls the cocks from her mouth and holds them infront of her face, letting them both squirt in her open mouth, and allowing a smile to flash across her face – which is exactly the moment we freeze the image.

The final caption at the bottom of the screen contradicts the smile we’ve just seen, “We don’t know if Leslie enjoyed these additional visits…  We didn’t ask.  Because if you ask, it isn’t rape!”

The screen fills with one more caption, in large, bold face letter:

“ONCE AGAIN, THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO WISHES TO STRESS THE CONSENT IS KING – RAPE IS WRONG – AND A WOMAN’S FANTASY IS ALL THAT MATTERS.”

S20:E13 – Karen Woods (23), from Gloucester (SW)

We begin this week’s show with a drone shot – our camera hovering over a wide, brown river…  Looking around to see tall buildings on either side of the water – newly built (but quite boring looking) apartment blocks and converted warehouses.  Down below us, squat boats are moored on either riverbank.  All is calm.

The screen fills with a caption that reads, “GLOUCESTER, ENGLAND.”

The words fade away and we float through the air, toward one of the apartment buildings, moving over one set of moored boats as we close in on a fifth storey balcony…

And then we’re inside the apartment building – but not on that balcony, we’re in a hallway, watching as our host walks toward us…

It’s the creator of the show – the slightly mysterious, gaunt-faced, pale-skinned visionary who has captivated us with his genius over the last few years. Luke Ozvik, dressed in his trademark stylish clothing, exuding an air of focused determination as he walks with his loyal companion, Bruce, a big German Pointer at his side.

Luke’s eyes reflect anticipation as he approaches a door marked with a discreetly concealed number. He turns to the camera, his voice resonating with a mix of curiosity and professionalism, “Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo. I’m Luke Ozvik, your host. Today, we have the pleasure of meeting a very horny young bitch, who is ready to showcase her dirty doggy desires, just for you…”

He pauses, glancing down at Bruce who waits patiently, before continuing, “…And for you too.”

Bruce wags his tail slightly in response to Luke’s subtle encouragement, then barks, and we cut to:

Inside the apartment, in the bedroom, we’re looking at this week’s guest, sitting on the edge of a large double-bed. She’s a vibrant, energetic woman in a tight sweater that shows off her big breasts, and tight blue jeans that highlight her big hips and round behind.  She’s big, but not fat, and not ‘phat’…  Just curvy.

Curly light-brown hair cascades over her shoulders, and surrounds a pretty, round face.  She’s close to being very attractive, but there’s something ‘off’ about her – and then she smiles and flashes us her oversized teeth, and we get it – when her mouth is shut, she is stretching that top lip down over them, but as soon as she smiles, it’s tooth-city.  She looks like she could be the product of inbreeding in the British Royal Family, or possibly the daughter of a horse… 

She looks toward our camera and speaks quickly, her lips moving in a strange way that distorts her speech, as she introduces herself.  “Hiiii…  I’m Karen Woodshh.  I’m twenty-three yearshh old, and I’m a nurshh from Gloshhter.”  She smiles, licks her already wet lips, and then continues…  “I want to be on The United Kingdom of Zhhoo becaushh I want to shhhow all the boyshh how shhekshhy I am!” – and then flashes that big-toothed smile.

We cut to a shot of Luke, on the other side of the room, with Bruce sitting infront of him.  Both of them are facing our guest, and as she speaks, the dog occasionally looks back over his shoulder to his master, waiting for permission to make a move.

Ozvik asks her to, “Tell us why we’re here today, Karen…  What got you into this?”

Karen gathers herself, taking a deep breath and preparing to tell all, “I was bullied at shhchool becaushh of my shhpeachh problem, and my teeth…”  She flashes another smile – this time a deliberate move to show off that mighty set of chompers, then continues…  “The boysh at shhchhool never showed any intereshht in me…  They called me ugly…  Shhome of them would date me, but only becaussshhh I’d fuck on a firssshht date to keep them interesssshhtted…” She pauses, then adds, “I’d do anything they assssshhhhkked!”

“And where does this fella fit in?”  Checks our host, giving his big dog a hearty pat on his solid body.

Karen smiles, spreading her legs a little, the denim stretching on her thighs as she points to her crotch, then giggles as she realises Luke means where does Bruce fit into the story, rather than where he’ll fit into her… 

She giggles again, then answers, “Well…  I jusssshht wanted to show the world that I’m seeexxxssshhyyy now…  I’m happy…  I’m in a mucshh better placshh.  I’ve got the job I alwayshh wanted, and I’m helping people…  I jushht want to shhhow all of the bullieshh that I’m over that…  I’m better than that…  I’m not the awkward girl anymore.  I don’t need to pleaasssshhh boyyyshh anymore.  I can do what I want…  I’m the shhhexshhy lady now.  I want to be like the biggeshht shhexshh shhimble…  Everyone knowshh that Renae, and Jenna, are like, the shhexshhieshht girlshh in the world…  Shhupershtarshh for having shhexshh with dogssshh.  Shhho…  If being on UK of Zhooo did that for them – it can do it for me too…”

She smiles, big teeth glistening in our camera lights, then clarifies, “I want to be on the shhhow, ashhh a guessht, or a preshhenter, or even ashhh a fluffer – shhho the whole can shhee how shhexshhy I am!”

She runs her tongue over her teeth and around his lips, looking quite proud of herself, posing infront of our camera as we consider whether we think she is sexy or not – the body is good, but looks like it’s carrying a few extra kilos, the face is okay, but those teeth are damned distracting.

Luke nods, “I see…  And like so many women before you – you recognise the power of unbridled animal action to demonstrate your true nature…”

Karen pauses, a smile creeping across her face, lips pulling back from her huge teeth again. We get the impression that she’s not sure what he means, but she doesn’t want to ruin the moment.  She answers, “Yesshhh…” – but she doesn’t seem sure about her answer.

Luke nods again, “I think it’s time for you to get ready for our big friend here.  Let’s see just how ‘shhexshhy’ you are.”  She smiles as he talks, obviously taking his impression of her speech impediment as the joke it’s meant to be.

And now she begins to undress…  Her movements are graceful and deliberate. She peels off her tight sweater, revealing white flesh captured in a lacy black bra that accentuates her ample cleavage. Her fingers deftly undo the bra, and with a playful smile, she lets it fall to the floor, her full breasts now exposed, her nipples already standing proud. Her belly is soft and wide, but neither hard or round.

With a slow, sensual sway of her wide hips, she slides her jeans down over her round ass, and down her full thighs. Her delicate black lace panties follow, slipped down her legs to reveal her smooth, freshly shaved pussy, her plump labia already glistening with anticipation.  Now naked, she’s everything we thought she was going to be – wide and soft, but not at all hard on the eye.  She’s no model, but not too many men would turn their back on her.  Just to long as she managed to keep her lips together!

We cut away from her to a close up of Luke unhooking Bruce’s collar, then rubbing her big head and sending him off into action, whispering an encouraging, “Go get her, boy…”

Karen stoops down as the big beast approaches, her hands out to stop him – his weight making her stumble as he runs up against her…  She laughs as she stumbles, pushing the dog away as he tries to stuff his snout up between her thighs, snorting at her pussy.

She gasps, “Yeeeaaassshhh!” and bends forward – keeping her legs straight, sticking her arse out – she’s nice and flexible – reaching out to push at him and giggling some more as he skips around.  Holding position as he moves around behind her, rising up to wrap his front legs around her hips.  With her legs kept straight, there’s no danger of him actually mounting her – but he tries anyway, pumping at the air behind her thighs.

She half shrieks, half giggles, “OOoohhhh…  Good booooooyyyy…” then looks off toward Luke, and adds, “He’sssssshhhhh a good boy, issshhhn’t heeee…”

She reaches down and pulls his paws off her hips, laughing a little as she does it – then twists away from him, tottering forward and pretty much falling onto the bed…  Rolling over, on her back, opening her legs, spreading her thighs to let the dog see her honey pot…

He hurries forward, chasing her, sticking his head between her legs and slopping his big tongue over her throbbing moist cunt…  Making her giggle and shriek again as he slops her big pussy lips around, squashing them, spreading them, splitting them…

She brings her hands up to her soft tits – grabbing them, her fingers spread around them, squeezing.  Squeezing them as she looks down at the dog’s head between her thighs.

Gasping, “OOhhh yeeessshhhhh!”

She smiles, talking under her breath as she soaks up the beast’s licks…  We can’t hear the words, but we know she’s telling him he’s a good boy, and she loves his tongue, and she wants more…  Then she’s tipping her head back and gasping away, her chest heaving under her hands as that amazing burning sensation begins to burn up between her thighs…

She begins to buck her hips, twisting her pelvis forward and back as if she’s trying to fuck his tongue with her pussy, rather than the other way around.  Moaning, “Ohhhhh Gaaawwwwwwd!” as his magic tongue gives her a whole new kind of pleasure.

She writhes back against the bed, twisting from side-to-side on her shoulders, her legs spreading wider as she tries to open herself right up for the beast…  Letting his tongue slop over and into her pussy…  Moaning, “MMmmmmmnnnnnn, ooooooh Gaaaaawwwwdddd!”  The last word almost lost in a squeak so high our microphones can barely pick it up…  Her whole body tensing up – her belly getting so tight that we can almost see the abs…  Holding herself and then shouting, “YESSHHH!  OOOOHH YYESSSHHHHH!” as she experiences her first ever dogasm…  Lucky bitch!

Her fingers tighten around her soft tits, fingers sinking deep into the pale flesh, gripping then and pushing them against her chest the whole time…  The more the dog licks, the harder she cums, and the harder she cums, the harder she squeezes those tits…  We’re almost worried that she might pop them!

“OOOOHHHHH!”  She continues shouting, “MAKE ME CUMM…  MAKE MEEE CUUUUMMM!”

He already has – but he keeps it going…  Licking over that clit time and time again…  Digging his nose in close, sending his long tongue inside her snatch and making her arch her back so far that we think it might break!

“OOoohhhh myyyyyyy GGgaaaaaahhhhhdddd!”  She gasps, flapping around on her back, a huge smile on her sweaty face, her big white teeth on show again…  “Ooooooohhhh…”

There’s something about her level of excitement that excites the dog even more, and he quickly loses interest in licking her pussy, shuffles back and then launches himself up onto the bed, skipping around beside her, his pads bouncing on the soft mattress… 

Still gasping for air, wonderful sensations rolling through her body, she rolls over and pushes herself up onto her hands and knees – presenting her wide behind, her big pussy sticking out between her thighs…

The powerful beast bounces around from beside her, sniffs at her pussy – confirming he’s in the right place – and then moves around behind her, pushing his head over her arse, and his chest up against her…  She squeals again, still buzzing from her orgasm…  Sensitive to every touch…  And every idea…

Bruce pushes forward onto her back, his front paws grabbing at her sides and pushing against her thighs – shifting against her back, beginning to buck at her – the angled tip of his semi-erect cock poking out of his heavy sheath, pushing up between her thighs, against the crack of her arse, and then down against her wet lips, mashing and bending against her with each failed attempt… 

Karen grunts as the dog shuffles forward, adjusting his grip, then begins to thrust again, bashing against her behind.  The closer the moment of truth gets, the more nervous she begins to look, turning her head toward camera – a slightly worried expression, her mouth opening silently… 

And then…

“AAAHHHH!” – pain and surprise on her face as the beast stabs his hard cock into her slot.

She doesn’t have time for any more of a reaction because the dog is immediately into his flow, thumping into her hard and fast.  Her mouth open wide, her eyes wider…

We cut down to a close-up of her pussy – moving around out of frame as the German Pointer’s glistening shaft slips in and out of her snatch at speed.

We cut back to the wide angle – looking from the side – the image reminding us how big the dog is compared to his bitch.  She’s curled up on her knees on the bed under him, arms and legs bent, boobs hanging down, shaking as he pumps into her.  Her head down, curly hair shaking.  Gasps and moans, “OOooaaahhh” and “EEEeeeeyaaaahhhh” as the dog uses her as his personal fuck toy.  She rocks around on the soft mattress as he thrusts against her rear end.

Luke isn’t far from the action, infront of her, crouching just out of shot on the floor at the end of the bed – leaning in to lift/stroke the hair from her face, letting us see her open mouth, half-smile – half-grimace.  He encourages her to, “Look into the camera…  Let them see how shhhexxshhyy you are…”

She does as he suggests, turning and lifting her head, her mouth opening a little wider, big white teeth bared.  She’s already sweated…  Red faced…  She looks desperate – for more, for less, for another orgasm, for an escape?  Gasping, “OOOhhhhHH..  AAAAHhhAAAA..  MMMmmnnnnnn!” the whole time.

We cut to the other side of the bed, watching from the rear as the dog continues to thrust into her – his big balls hanging down and swinging between his powerful thighs.  Karen’s feet move around, her toes curling as she takes the strain.

And that strain appears to be increasing as our good boy pushes harder, thrusting slower, clearly forcing the last few millimetres of his shaft as deep as possible into her twat.  The volume of her gasps and moans, even from this angle, getting louder and louder, turning from moans to shouts. “AAAAHHHH… OOOOHHHH FFFFFFFFUUCCCKK! AAAHHHH!”

As the dog stops thrusting, we move in closer, dropping down to the level of the bed and up between her thighs so we can see his cock is inside her body, her pink pussy lips bowed around it, dripping to the sheets.  At the top of the frame we can see his balls hanging down toward us.  We can hear her muffled moans as the knot throbs.

We cut to a side shot of her face, mouth open, skin glistening with sweat.  A look somewhere between panic and pleasure all over her.  Moaning a slow, “OOOOoooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!” down into her sheets.

Back to the wider angle, we note that she’s now chest down on the bed, knees under her belly keeping her arse raised up under the big dog on her back.  He’s holding tight, his chest on her back, his head resting on her shoulder.  His panting is almost as loud as her moaning, his tongue hanging near her ear.

She turns her head to the side, toward his, opening her mouth wider, poking her tongue out toward his, flicking at it to get his interest.  He’s responding with a few occasional licks back at her.  It looks like he’s above her, finding her annoying, not interested in her kisses.

She shifts her weight so she can reach back under her belly with one hand, slipping the fingers between her thighs, rubbing it over her pussy, using the leaking dog-semen as lubricant as she works her clit.  She was gasping and moaning before she started touching herself, and now she’s moving up a few decibels.  “AAAHHH..  MMMMMNN… OOOOHHH!”

We cut to the rear end again, Luke has moved in behind them and is lifting Bruce’s tail up and out of the way to show his puckering arsehole off.  It’s a little flesh donut, throbbing and pulsing as he squirts his cum into this dirty bitch.  Filling her up.  Trying to make puppies.

Under him, Karen continues to rub her clit and moan as Bruce’s knot straining the limits of her snatch.  The combination of her excitement, the pain, and the dog’s weight on her back, is making her breathe hard enough for us to see her ribcage expanding as she gasps.

We hold this angle for a full minute…  Just a bitch on a bed, with a dog on her back, a knot in her cunt, and her fingers working her wet clit.  It’s a fairly still image – with only their chests moving, and only the sound of her moans and the dog’s panting.  Luke has released Bruce’s tail and is standing back, admiring his boy at work.

Toward the end of the one minute shot, we note that Karen’s hand is moving faster between her thighs, and she’s a little more animated, her gasps getting a little louder again…  Luke knows the signs, and gives her a little verbal boost, telling her to, “Cum on his cock…  That’s right, sssshhhhhluutt..  Cum on hisssshhh cock!”

And she does, her body suddenly jerking, her hips twisting up and down, making the dog move on her back, as she confirms, “IIII’MMmmm CCCccccuuuuummmmmiinngggggg!”.

On her back, the movement startles Bruce, and the big German Pointer raises his head, leaning back a little, shifting his weight on her back, and his knot in her cunt…  Enhancing the thrill for her – more pain, more pleasure, more noise…

As she continues to spasm and shake, her second dogasm rolling through her body, the dog continues to shift on her back, twisting to the side, bringing his front paws over her back as he switches from standing astride her, to standing on one side of her, one of his hindlegs lifting as he twists, the paw scraping across the base of her back, making her gasp from pain rather than the pleasure radiating from her pussy.  It’s an awkward move, with his belly anchored to her pussy by the big knot in her cunt, meaning that as much as his nails scraping her flesh hurts, it’s the baseball sized lump of canine gristle pulling on her pussy that hurts the most.

The dog continues to twist, and our guest continues to gasp…  We cut to a close-up of her face, lips withdrawn, big teeth on display – she’s clearly still cumming, but she’s also in pain from the dog shifting position.  The pain only seems to enhance the pleasure.

Back to the wider shot, we see the dog’s rear leg clear her back, and watch him turn 180 degrees to face the opposite direction to his bitch, switching to arse-to-arse position.  Like a good little bitch, Karen reaches back with both hands to grab the dog’s legs, just like she’s seen many of our guests do in the past.  Holding the beast in place, keeping him knotted as she soaks up the joy and pain. “OH my God…  OOoohhh sssshhhhhittt!  Oohhh myyyy Gooooddddd!”

They hold position again.  The dog looking bored, facing away from the woman, looking around the room as if he’s only just noticed our crew.  Karen still looks thrilled, in heaven, milking the beast.  We move in closer to her face, which is turned toward us, her cheek against the sheet.  She looks right into our camera and starts whispering to us – “I feel ssshhhooooo sshhhexxhhyy…  All the boysssshhh will be jealoousssshhh of Bruucssshshhh…”  She gasps a couple of breaths as a wave of pain/pleasure rolls through her, then continues, “…  And all the girlsssshhhh will be jealoussshhh of meeeee!” She manages a smile between winces.  She clearly loves all of this.

We cut back down to look up at her pussy from the bed, the camera held between the mess of legs, looking at the knot as it crowns, stretching her pussy lips wider and wider.  We can hear Karen gasping, “Ohhh… GGgoooodddddd!…  AaaahhhhHHHH!” – and then as her moan peaks, the knot pops free, and there’s a spray of grey cum that splatters onto our camera, blocking our view.

We cut back to close-up of Karen – repeating that sequence, with her face contorts in pain, with her gasping, getting louder, and then “AaaahhhhHHHH!” and a look of horror on her face, before a sudden gasp and a look of relief…

Then we’re in a the wide-angle to see this sequence for the third time. The dog leaning away from her, her holding tight to his shins for as long as she can, her face contorting, her gasping…  The dog pulling forward, her releasing his legs, his knot exploding from her pussy, our cameraman pulling the camera out from under her.  The dog staggering forward, his big cock swinging forward, away from

her and back under his belly – huge and ugly.  Her collapsing forward looking relieved.

She sighs, “I feel sshhooo shheexxhyy!”

From off camera we hear Luke comment, still making fun of her speech impediment, “It would be extra shhexxhhyy if you ssshhucked hissshh cock!”

We cut immediately to a shot of Karen on her back, with the dog standing over her.  She’s shifting up between his hindlegs, with a foot on either side of her head and his cock hanging down toward her face.

We hear Luke, off camera, commenting, “Don’t bite him…  No teeth!!”.  He’s only half joking – it’s a scary sight for a dog-owner to see a set of teeth like that near his dog’s member!

She raises her open mouth toward the phallus – her tongue out to welcome it, sliding the angled tip along it and between her teeth, and makes a point of carefully bringing lips over them to hold his meat safely in place as she begins to bounce her head up and down along the shaft.  She’s looking up and back into our camera the whole time, making sure all the boys who teased her get to see her sucking a dog’s cock by choice – and loving it!

She pauses after a few seconds, pulling her head back and letting her lips draw back from her teeth, as if it’s hard work to keep them covered.  She smiles as cum continues to squirt against her face, and moans that, “I feel sshhooo hoottttt!”

Another suck, just for a second, then she’s back, “Sshhuuuccckinngg thissshhh doggy’ssshhh coccckkk!” and then she’s sucking and humming her pleasure again.  Giving it a dozen quick bounces up toward his belly, taking the cock deep, her lips sliding along the shaft, leaving it glistening on each down-strike, then pulling back again to catch her breath.  She leaves her mouth open and allows her lips to pull back from those huge gnashers again – with the cock hanging down over her face, swinging and bouncing a little as he shoots little jets of jism onto her face.  Each of them making her squeak and/or giggle.  She moves her mouth around trying to catch each jet, missing most of them, meaning that they hit her cheeks, her nose, her forehead, even her eyes.

She gushes that, “I love thisshh doggy ssshhpunk! MMmmmmmm…” as her smiling face is hit with another shot of doggy jism, then adds, “Lovely…  Lovely…  Ssshhhperm!” – then her mouth is open again to catch more ssshhhperm!

We’re still in a close up, watching her as she looks up at the dog, catching shot after shot of his watery love juice on her face.  Bringing her hands up to spread it around, smearing her make-up. Loving every second.

From off camera, Luke offers further comment, “Ssshhhheexxxssshyyy!”

Her smiles seems to grow.  Big mouth, wide mouth, huge teeth.  She’s funny looking – but…  Now that she’s been fucked hard by our dog, and her face is glowing from the warmth of her orgasms, and the wetness of his sperm – she actually looks pretty good.  Her make-up is a mess, but we don’t care, because she’s proved her point…  Now that we’ve seen how she can behave – and what she’s willing to do – and that she enjoys it – she is without a doubt, a sexy bitch.  Or a ssshhheexxxhhhyyy one.

“Have you got anything to tell the boys who teased you?” Asks Luke.

Karen looks up, blinking fast due to the cum in her eyes, her face glistening, right into the camera, and offers a giggly but hard, “You boysssshhhh can never have me again…  I’m a dogssshhhlut now!”

On that defiant note, we fade out on her shiny face.  The screen becoming black for a moment.

White letters begin to type up along the top of the screen, confirming that, “Karen says that appearing on our show convinced her that she could live the life she dreamed of…  With lovers who didn’t care about her looks and never called her names…”

The middle of the screen fills with video footage, we’re looking at the soft pale flesh of a woman’s shoulder blade, a dog’s pawprint tattooed in black, with the name BRUCE next to it, and the recording date of our show.  Then we move down her back and around under her arm, seeing a trail of similar tattoos, each dog’s paw followed by a name and a date, all different.  The tatts wind around to her belly, stopping just above her belly button.  We pull out to see her in her black panties, her boobs hanging free, a big smile on her face, her teeth on show again.  She looks happy and proud.  To her side we can see a large Golden Retriever.  Karen points just below her belly button and tells the camera that, “Thisshh beautiful boy will go right here…” – then moves her finger down to point at her pussy, and adds, “Right after he’ssshh been down here!” – then she’s laughing again.

A second caption tells us that, “She’s very proud of her canine promiscuity, and says that anyone with a trained dog should contact her via the UKofZoo forum.  She will reply!”

And on that positive note, we fade out for another show.

S20:E12 – Adrianna Carroll (35), from Plymouth, with Renae

We begin this week’s episode in the dark, looking at a clump of trees – the sound of cars almost constant in the background. We can see headlights passing in the distance through the trees, perhaps 20 meters away…

Our host steps out from between the trees – curly black hair, frames her round face and deeply dimpled cheeks, her amazing fake cleavage almost spilling out of her buttoned-up PVC jacket front as she scrambles over the steep ridge between the trees, is our host, the porno-princess from Blackburn, Renae Russell… Beside her, her loyal Weimaraner dog, Logan, scampers over the rough ground, mouth open, tongue out – having a great time…

We swing the camera around to look into a car park, some small lights illuminating a group between two cars… Men standing in a little semi-circle… We know what’s going on.

We look back to Renae as she whispers her introduction… Barely able to wipe the smile of anticipation off her face. “Hello and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is my amazing friend Logan…” She shuffles forward a little closer to the car park… If anything, she drops her voice to an even lower whisper, “We’ve come down to Luton today, to try a little social experiment…” She continues to ‘creep’ toward the action at the end of the car park, whispering, “These people, they call themselves ‘doggers’… We’re going to see exactly how willing they are to live up to their names…”

We look up at the action, now able to see that there are two women, a tall, skinny, pale-skinned blonde, and a shorter brunette with small boobs… And six men of varying sizes and colours… The blonde is bent over in the open door of a car, with one man pounding into her from behind, another waiting for his turn and having a wank to stay hard… The brunette in on her knees, with two men infront of her, switching from one cock to the other, taking turns to blow them both. The fifth man is standing back, trousers down far enough to show off his fat arse, pumping away at his cock, trying to decide which girl is likely to be available next… The sixth appears to be acting as look-out and camera-man at the same time… Not doing that good a job of looking out, as we’re almost on them, with plenty of footage of the two mask-less women in action (albeit with men’s bodies helping conceal their identities).

The look-out notices our camera crew before our stunning brunette (or her big blue-grey dog) – and calls out to the group… One man is up and away into the trees before we can say anything, but the others – and both ladies, realise they aren’t about to be arrested almost immediately, so stay where they are (albeit covering their breasts and pulling up trousers).

Throughout the rest of the show, the blonde lady and the four remain ‘doggers’ have their faces blurred out. The look-out and the brunette remain visible.

Renae speaks up quickly, looking to keep everyone calm and present. “Hello… Hi… Don’t go… Please… We were hoping you could help us… And maybe we could help you…”

The fat guy who was waiting his turn asks, “You’re definitely welcome to join in…”

Renae laughs at the suggestion – as if she’d fuck strangers in a car park… Strange dogs, perhaps, but not mere ‘men’… Then she continues, “I’m Renae Russell… And I’m from the television show, ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I don’t know if you watch it…”

In the background the blonde can be heard commenting that it’s “Perverted shit!” in a disdainful tone. Whilst the look-out and the brunette seem a lot happier, with her saying, “Oohh yeeaaahhhh…”, and him adding, “We watch you… Nice to meet you…”

As we approach, the brunette rises to her feet, giving us a better look at her body – slim, but not skinny – a reasonable bust, not huge, each boob would fit nicely in your hand. Nipples standing on end – nude in the open air, doing the dirty with strangers, now talking to a tv screw famous for filming women fucking dogs… Of course her nipples are hard!

Renae smiles to both her and her partner, then pushes on, “We’ve come here today to try a little experiment… Almost all of the girls who have ever appeared on the show have applied because they’ve had a long-time fantasy… We were wondering if a girl who had never applied for the show, could be tempted, in the heat of the moment, to try a little sordid sex with a big hairy beast…”

The look-out and the brunette exchange glances – him looking hopeful and her looking keen-to-please… “I don’t know… Er… Maybe…” Giggles the girl. She’s a little soft-looking, cute rather than sexy – a yummy mummy type you could easily imagine dropping the kids off at school – other than the fact that she’s naked and a minute ago she was letting two men fuck her face.

The look-out turns to the four remaining men. “What do you guys think? I wouldn’t want you to feel left out…”

The general reaction from three of the four men is positive, but the fourth simply stuffs his dick away in his pants, zips up and stomps off saying, “Naah, I’m out..”

Our host steps in beside the already naked brunette, the grey beast by her side, pulling as fast as he can toward his new friend…

We move closer and get a better look at her. Small mouth, button nose, big eyes, and that brunette hair is thick – as thick as hair gets… She can’t decide if she should look at the camera, the sexy host, or down at the dog…

Renae, “So… Who do we have here..?”

It appears this slut has watched our show before – because she delivers our classic intro with barely any hesitation… “Oh… Yeah… I’m Adrianna Carroll… I’m 35 years of age… And I’m a right dirty little cunt… From Luton… And… I love dogging… And… I love dogs… And… I think I’m about to be fucked by a big one!” Her eyes widen as she looks down at the Weimaraner.

“And how does that make you feel?” Checks Renae, with a perky smile, revelling in the spontaneous nature of this week’s show.

Adrianna’s face conveys exactly the same message as her words, “Horny… As… Fuck!”

“Have you ever thought about doing this before?”

Adrianna nods, “Yeah… Sort of… I was at one of these a year or two ago, and a bloke turned up with his dog… He was just walking it and stumbled in on us… But for a second I thought he was here for, you know, this… And I thought – I’d go for that… But he wasn’t… He fucked off before I could even suggest it…”

“Have you ever tried since?”

Adrianna looks shocked, but it’s a fake shocked, “Me? Nooooo… I’m not that kind of cunt!”

“Yes you are!” Calls the blonde from off camera, leading to nervous laughter from the other doggers.

Adrianna reacts by looking down at the dog, then crouching down to get straight into playing with him, running her hands over his thick neck and wide head. Confirming, “Yes I am..!” – almost as much to the dog as to the camera or her host.

We cut to a moment later, Adrianna, now back on her feet, standing infront of the car, it’s headlights helping to light the scene, letting her toes sink into the dirt as the excited dog moves around next to her – jumping up against her legs, it’s not like he’s trying to fuck her, he just wants to say hello… His toenails are scraping at her hips and thighs… She pushes him away, moving her legs to avoid the heaviest contact – yelping a little when he catches her… Then laughing, “Fucking hell…”

She looks up from the dog, to Renae, complaining, “His claws is fucking sharp…!”

Renae reassures her, “Don’t worry about them, once you’re down on the ground you’ll forget all about them…”

Adrianna nods and turns her attention back to fending off the dog. “Alright then… I better get down on the ground then – because this fucker is killing me…”

She laughs as she pushes him away – looking up at Renae for help… And our host steps forward to grab the hefty dog by his collar as he rears up – pulling him back so that he’s up on his hindlegs. Not quite choking him, and definitely not distracting him from his interest in the slut on the ground…

Our guest looks around at the men around her, at our crew, at Renae, and at the big beast… Smiles again, and then turns around and assumes the classic doggy position next to her car… Hands and knees, then dropping her belly a little, bending her back and presenting her pussy to him… Looking back over her shoulder, at Renae or the dog, it’s hard to tell, and calling, “Come on then, let’s be having some…”

She turns her head back and looks forward, right up at her husband, “Ready?”

“You are!!” He calls, a cheesy grin on his face – ready to see a kind of dogging he didn’t expect when they left their home.

Behind his wife, our sexy host stumbles forward slightly, then lets the dog’s front paws drop back to the ground on either side of the dogger…

We swing around to a side angle, getting our guest in profile – she’s breathing in, making her belly look extra slim from the side, her chest looking bigger, boobs hanging down, gravity turning them into elongated cones. Arms out infront of her, hands on the dirty ground (she’s used to it).

Renae steps back to watch from a few paces away, her boy’s big hairy chest on the bitch’s back, his belly wrapping around her arse, his sheath hanging inches behind her behind. Four paws on the ground – a rarity on our show, indicating the dog’s state of mind rather than the woman’s size. He’s standing over her, happy to be there, but not doing much…

Adrianna instinctively sticks her arse up and back, rubbing it into his belly, back against his sheath. “I’m ready if you’re ready… Come on, don’t be shyyyyy…” – she’s almost singing. Playful rather than sexy. We get the feeling she’s dealt with a few nervous dogger’s over the years, even if they weren’t actual dogs.

Renae squeaks excitedly, “Ohh, yesss… That’s good… You get him warmed up, he’ll jump on soon enough!” and then she giggles.

We continue watching from the side angle as she rubs back against the dog – in the background we can see her husband, and a couple of the other men, trousers still down (or off), still playing with their own cocks as they watch this dirty slut trying to turn the dog on. They can’t believe their luck.

It doesn’t take long for Logan to remember why he’s here – the woman’s smooth butt rubbing against his sheath brings his memory back really fast, and all of a sudden he pushes forward against her rear, leaning into her back, lifting his front paws off the ground and wrapping his legs in tighter against her ribs, she gasps and grunts as she takes his weight on her back. He’s a solid boy, he looks big, but his lovers will tell you that he feels bigger! Adrianna is just discovering this…

He’s also beginning to pump against her rear end, stabbing at her snatch with increasing intensity as the tip of his cock begins to poke out of the end of the furry sheath. A couple of centimetres of glistening pink flesh, slapping up against her arse cheeks and the top of her thighs, prodding her pussy as he arches his back, trying to steer his tool toward her hot hole.

She’s bending her back, arching it up and down, the dog moving as she does it – angles changing between cock and cunt… And then, accidentally on purpose, the big beast hits his mark – jerking forward and finding his cock slotting between her pussy lips… We can hear he’s in before we can see it, the tell-tale yelp of surprise from our guest… More of a wail than a scream. “Oh Gaaahhdd!”

And Logan is away – smashing into her at high speed. A furious fuck. Feverish and frenzied. Hammering hard into the whore on the floor.

She’s being shunted forward, her titties shaking, her teeth clenched, her skin already turning red and glowing as she bursts into a sweat. She’s gasping, “Oh my fucking… Ohhh my fucking… Fucckingg hellll!” as he pounds into her.

Every thrust pushes her forward, making her upper body slip closer to the dirt. Her nipples grazing it as her titties swing, then they are resting on the ground, the flesh still rippling as she is rocked around, and soon they are pancaking flat as her weight, and some of the dog’s bulk, pushes into the dirt. Gasping and moaning the whole time, “Fucccckkk oooh fffuccckk!”

We cut to a rear shot, watching his slick shaft, glistening and blurry as it rockets in and out, buried inside her, then slipping out all slick and shiny, then back in. Dog spunk already flying – little spots of it splashing on our camera lens.

We cut to a wider shot, watching the doggers watching their bitch with a real dog. So stunned by what they are seeing that they are holding their cocks but forgetting to jerk off.

In the foreground, Adrianna’s head is down, her thick hair hanging infront of her face, not managing to obscure the open mouthed smile as the dog continues to ram into her, over and over, holding his chest tight against her back, his front legs pressing in against her body, arching his back to angle his crotch under her pussy, driving that big canine cock deep… Hot flesh thrusting into wet flesh… The thrusts getting slower, more deliberate, pushing her forward. Her mouth hanging wider… No sound coming out… Amazed by what’s happening within her pussy.

The dog fucking her slow… Then… The dog just holding her… Her being held, one hand off the floor, holding the dog’s leg around her. In pain, and loving it…

Her husband breaks ranks, shuffling forward from the background, dropping to his knees beside her, reaching under her to grope one of her soft, dandling tits, holding it as the dog looks at him defensively – a clear edge of “don’t take my bitch, buddy!” in his big brown eyes.

The husband sits back, moving his hand from her tit, giving the dog a little space, moving a little further away, to her head, stroking her thick hair back from her face, letting us see how red her face is, how much strain she’s taking.

We see one of our crew moving in close behind again, lowering his camera to look up between the mess of legs – then we cut to his close-up angle: Hairy dog’s legs, smooth woman’s thighs, then up to an overstretched cunt, wrapped around an ugly ball of blood-gorged muscle. The knot, filling her up. Hurting her better than anyone ever hurt her before.

Her husband runs his big hand over her head, stroking her thick hair, bunching it up in his fist, twisting it around to take a tighter grip. “I always knew you were a dirty dirty cunt… I fucking love this…”

Adrianna turns her head, despite his tight grip on her hair, looking up at him and gasping, “I love you… I love this… I want more… I want your cock… I want cum…”

We cut to a wider shot, a few moments later, and a couple of the doggers have moved forward to join the action. The husband is still kneeling beside his wife, who is still on her knees, bent forward against her chest, taking her weight on one elbow, her other hand back, holding the dog in place on her back. He’s still impaling her with his huge cock, holding tight.

The men are taking turns to stuff their semi-erect cocks into her mouth. There’s a bit of insecurity here for the men – on camera with a woman who’s got a dog’s cock in her cunt… But they are enjoying themselves with the perversion of it all. One having his cock sucked whilst the other rubs his hardening cock against her face, smearing it over her cheek and jawline as he waits his turn. Then swapping over.

Standing nearby, the front of her pvc jacket now popped-open so she can play with her nipples as she watches the action, Renae talks to the camera and our viewers at home. “Dirty dogslut… A big, fat, dog knot in her dirty cunt… And a couple of big, bad, doggers in her mouth… Lucky bitch!”

Then we’re back to a close-up of the ‘lucky bitch’ – sucking one cock, then the other, with as much hunger and enthusiasm as she can manage between the waves of throbbing pain from the knot inside her. Occasionally pausing to wince, and gasp, before taking one of the cocks back into her mouth.

We go back to the rear shot – looking up between her thighs, looking at her stretched out, bowed pussy lips, the knot inside, the base of the cock stretching away from her to the dog’s sheath. Looking up to see his big balls hanging down and swinging above us. Cum is dripping down from her snatch.

We move back to the side – the dog still holding tight, holding on, breathing hard on her back, his mouth open and his tongue hanging out. The woman on her knees, her weight on one arm, her head up, mouth open – allowing the men to take turns in her mouth. It’s more of a face-fuck than a blow-job, with her allowing the men to thrust into her mouth until she gags, then switch places. Each gag and withdrawal results in more phlegm drooling out, followed by the other cock slurping in over her wet tongue. She’s clearly happy with each entry, turning her head back and forth between the men, laughing as she gasps, begging for, “More!” each time.

As her husband continues to pull her hair, and urges her to “Don’t fight it… Let them use you… That’s your place… Just be used…” – she continues to let the men fuck her mouth, sliding one cock over her tongue, pumping into her mouth, then withdrawing so the other guy can take his turn. The whole time, for all the cocksucking that she’s doing, it’s the dog on her back that is most notable – and when he shifts to the side, bringing one of his front paws up and over her back, his nails digging into the flesh behind her shoulder as he pulls himself over her – the movement, and the nails scraping over her skin, make her gasp and growl… Then, as he dismounts to the side, she turns her head away from the cocks and shouts out, “OOooooHHHAAAA FFFFFUUUCCCCKKK!”

Logan pulls away from her, but we can see that his cock is still buried in her for an extra second as he strains against her grip… Then bursts free, the big knot popping out, the long shaft slithering out behind it. Her husband shuffles around from beside her to behind her, getting his cock ready for action again…

We cut to the low angle rear shot to see the withdrawal again, in close-up, a lot of movement – Adrianna’s rear end twisting, almost moving out of frame, blurring slightly, then snapping back into focus just as the cock pops out, and the shaft bends and swings free. Canine semen dribbles from her gaping hole, which is then quickly filled by her husband’s cock.

Back to the wide angle, watching as her husband begins to pump into her pussy from behind, and the other two doggers continue to fuck her face. We swing the camera away from them to see Logan stumbling away with his big cock hanging down under his belly, and then see Renae moving in toward him, her jacket still hanging open, showing off her big fake tits.

She watches the foursome on the ground for a few seconds, then turns to look to our camera, and tells us that, “I guess for some people dogsex is just a part of something bigger… I don’t think our friends here are going to stop…” She turns toward the dog, “And I think my big friend over here needs a little more attention…” She licks her lips suggestively, and we all know what’s about to happen.

She drops to her knees in the dirty beside her dog, reaching under his belly to take hold of his cock, flipping it back between his legs. She looks over her shoulder toward the foursome and notes that the two face-fuckers are looking in her direction, and calls, “No no boys, this isn’t for your pleasure… This is for Logan… And maybe me!” She smiles and giggles as she turns back to the dog, and lowers her head behind him. We think we might get to see our beautiful dimpled pornstar sucking a dog’s cock again, but we fade to black because this is a show about women having their first time with an animal, not yet-another time. We can still hear the audio, with the sounds of three men fucking our guest, her moaning and gasping her appreciation, and our squeaky voiced host calling Logan her “Good boy… Let me suck that for you…”

There are a few moments of black screen as the sound fades out, then white letters begin to type up on the screen, telling us that, “Adrianna enjoyed her experience on the show, but hasn’t let it change her life… Much.”

Video footage fills the middle of the screen, Adrianna in a car, flashing her boobs to the camera (which appears to be held by the driver, her husband). She’s talking to the camera about the evening ahead, “Another night, another car park… I wonder what adventures await me tonight!” – and a giggle.

The footage cuts to her on her knees in a car park, breaking away from sucking a fat man’s cock and standing up, a big smile on her face, laughing as she points off camera, calling out, “There’s always one, isn’t there..?”

The camera spins around to show a man approaching with a large golden retriever dog. The look on his face suggests that his arrival isn’t a coincidence. Then we look back to Adrianna as she holds her arms out and calls, “Oh come on then… I’ll do it again…” – and we fade out, happy in the knowledge that she Adrianna seems quite happy to fuck any dog that’s brought along to one of her dogging sessions.

S20:E11 – Summer Harley (18), from Sheffield

We begin this week’s show with another of our drone shots… Slowly tracking over a large city – old tower blocks, terraces of houses, crammed roads, small factory units, and then, an oval of grass surrounded by a tan track, and some curved, Victorian looking stands with wooden seats. A dog racing venue

A caption fills the screen telling us that we’re in “SHEFFIELD, YORKSHIRE.”

Then fades out as we drop down toward ground level, seeing a familiar figure waiting for us in the stand. Middle-aged, stocky, casually dressed – with white hair and an attitude – it’s our Scottish host, Andy Boss – and sitting next to him, on the floor rather than in a seat, a big black and tan German Shepherd dog (Bucky).

We close in on them and then fade through to a closer, hand-held camera as Andy introduces the show, himself and his dog in his mild west coast Scottish accent. “Hello… Welcome to yet another episode from your favourite pervert’s paradise, ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this big beast is Bucky… And we’ve come to Sheffield Stadium to meet a slut who often finds herself wanting to take her work home with her…”

We hear a bell/ringer and cut to look at the track below – watching as six greyhounds burst out of the start on what appears to be a practise run in this empty stadium. We watch the dogs running for a few seconds, then the image switches into slow-motion – with us getting a better look at the dogs, their muscles bulging and flexing as they bound around the track, backs bending, legs stretching… Mouths open, tongues out… Magnificent physical specimens…

Then we cut to another pair of legs – human this time, female… Slim and lithe… With running shoes on her feet and a skirt above the knees. Walking up the steps of the stadium grandstand until…

We pull back to see that the legs belong to a young-looking blonde, with wire-frame spectacles, a roundish face and an oversized mouth. She stops at the front of the stand where she can watch the dogs racing. Chewing her bottom lip nervously as she stares at the athletic beasts…

We can see her nipples hardening through the front of the tight body-stocking that’s stretched from her shoulders down into her skirt, and we assume fastened between her thighs. Her belly is almost flat, her bottom small. She’s in good shape – a little too straight up, straight down, but nothing worth complaining about. Facially – she’s not unattractive… How can we put this..? She looks like a teenager who fantasizes about dogs.

As she’s watching those dogs – we hear her introducing herself in voice-over. Her accent a strong south Yorkshire – frothy and fun, happy. “’allo… I’m Summer Harley… I’m 18… And I’m from Sheffield… And, I – love – doggies!”

We cut to a shot of her now sitting in the stands, a couple of seats away from Andy, with the two of them turned in toward each other.

Andy holds his microphone as if it’s a chore, then raises it with a sigh, and says, “Go on then… Tell me a story…”

She giggles a little, then begins, “I, ah, I work here at Sheffield dog track… I watch dogs every night I work here – and, aahhhhhhh…” She sounds a little shy, slightly embarrassed, “… AAaaaaannnd… They’re just sexy, you know? All muscle… All that power, and speed…” She lets her mind wonder for a second.

“I got the job here because of the dogs… Because I wanted to be around them, and around the people what deal with them…” She smiles, fighting off another giggle, her hand coming up to cover her mouth. Composing herself, then going again. “I think I ‘ad this fantasy of makin’ friends with the owners, or the trainers, and them inviting me back to the kennels to, you know, ‘play’ with the dogs…” She’s beginning to look a little flustered, like her mind is getting ahead of her and she’s saying more than she’d like…

“The ultimate case of wanting your work to take you home…” Andy interrupts.

Summer giggles again, nodding. “Yeah… Exactly!” She thinks about it, then repeats, “Takin’ my work ‘ome with me… My work takin’ me at ‘ome… Ha haaa…” She likes the play on words (even if it did take her a second to figure it out).

“So, is the fantasy for you to have sex with any dog, or specifically with a greyhound?” Checks our host.

“Oh… I like all dogs… Big dogs, that is… Greyhounds are my favourite, because I work here… But I wouldn’t complain no matter what it was…” She pauses, then adds, “But the ultimate dream would be, like, six greyhounds… Out of the track… I wanna be the rabbit, with them all chasing me… And when they catch me, they wouldn’t eat me, they’d fuck me!!” She’s almost out of breath by the end of the statement, such is her excitement.

“Well…” Begins Andy. “… We’re going to try that for you… And if it doesn’t work out with these ‘amateurs’, Bucky here is our insurance policy… Just the one dog… And not a greyhound…”

Summer looks down at the big Alsatian, smiling and shaking her head. “Oh noooooo… I couldn’t be disappointed with him… He’s beautiful… He looks big, and strong… If my boys can’t do the job, I’m sure he’ll give me everything I’ve ever dreamed of…”

“Right then…” Says our host, standing up. “Let’s head downstairs, and see if we can make your dreams come true…”

She’s already on her feet, nipples showing through her body-stocking, ready to go. “Yes… Let’s…”

Cut to a wide shot of the stadium, with the sun having dropped, and darkness covering most of the track… Then the click-whir of the various spotlights turning on, the track being illuminated section by section. Eagle-eyed viewers will note that there are 30-35 people sitting toward the front of the main stand.

We cut down to a track entrance, a space between the main stand and some storage units beside the track, and see our host, his big black dog, and our now naked guest – walking out together…

She has undressed off camera and is now completely naked (other than her spectacles), and looks quite cute – slight and pale, but in good condition. Young, firm boobs – not particularly large, but sitting high on her chest. Flat belly, without being muscular. Completely shaven pussy.

She smiles as she walks, her shoulders hunched up a little – more from nervousness about where she is and what she’s doing, than from the cold night air.

Andy talks as they walk. “For a whore like you… We thought doing it private would be an anticlimax… So we decided to bring you out on your beloved track…” He holds a hand up toward the small crowd of 30-35, who begin to clap and cheer as they walk out. “And we thought you should have a live audience of your peers…”

Summer drops her head and brings a hand up to her mouth again, trying to hide a smile – her face reddening…

“Who’s that…?” She says, squinting toward the stands. Her spectacles obviously only afford her a limited viewing range.

We cut to the crowd as Andy speaks, seeing a collection of men and women, young and old. “Dog owners, trainers, some of your work-mates… We did a little asking around, and NONE of these lovely people were surprised to find out you wanted to fuck dogs… They all already knew that you’re a wannabe dogslut!”

We cut back to the two of them, host and guest, side-by-side, as Andy continues, “… And they were all very keen to help you do it, and to see you do it…”

She still looks shocked, hand over her mouth, slightly out of breath… “I don’t know how to react…”

“You don’t have to react… All you have to do is assume the position and let your dreams come true… Because these nice people here, have teamed up to see if we can do that…”

We cut to a shot of the starting boxes at the far end of the track, six greyhounds lined up behind their gates – ready to get started…

Then back to Summer, squinting and smiling as she sees what we were just looking at. Looking even more incredulous as Andy continues, “… And if those greyhounds don’t know what they’re doing… We’ve got a professional here to do the job!”

We pan down to big bad Bucky, pulling slightly against his leash, trying to get toward our guest as she moves forward into the middle of the track, infront of the main stand, still looking a little shocked, her hand still over her mouth as she suppresses more giggles.

The small crowd claps encouragingly and gives her a few shouts of encouragement “Come on Harley, you dirty little cunt…” as she gets down to her knees in the ash, and then – breathing heavily – leans forward onto her hands. Fingers sinking into the black dirt – she assumes the classic doggy position, her pale little bum up in the air, then looks back over her shoulder – flashing a little smile, nervous and excited…

We cut to a shot of the mechanical hare rattling along a rail on the inside of the track – heading toward the starting line… Dogs barking… Then the gates open as the hare passes, and the dogs set off at a sprint… In slow motion, we watch them as they race down the track – muscles rippling as they stretch and twist, heads locked on target…

We cut to look at the crowd, looking excited and amused, half watching the race, but spending more time looking at our guest – waiting… Waiting…

The dogs skid around a tight bend, then down the back straight – looking super sleek, fit, fired up and focussed on that mechanical hare… And we see Summer again, dirty hands and knees, bum up – watching the dogs, waiting…

The dogs round the second bend, dropping into super-slow motion so we can see every muscle moving… Straining to run that little bit faster in the forlorn hope of catching that hare… Totally unaware of what’s waiting for them at the finish line…

We cut back to look at our waiting bitch, shifting her knees a little further apart, bending her back down to push her arse out a little harder. Biting her bottom lip as she looks back toward the corner to see the dogs as they race into view… Then look up to the ‘finish line’ – where another of the kennel staff is waiting with a cardboard box in his hand…

The hare rattles along the rail to the kennel guy, who grabs it as it passes, pulling it off a spike and stuffing the furry fake into the box, which he holds up in the air out so that the dogs can’t see inside.

The dogs skid to a halt, looking for the hare – turning circles to see if they’ve somehow past it, or if it’s running again… Greyhounds really aren’t that bright – and these boys are about as dumb as it gets… Sniffing the ground, sniffing the spike the hare was on, sniffing the kennel worker with the box, completely unaware that he’s holding the hare in that box. Meanwhile, he’s pointing at Simone with his free hand, urging the dogs to, “Go get her… Go sniff that… There’s your bitch…”

Meanwhile, over on her elbows and knees, our guest has turned her head toward them, and is calling, “C’mon boys… C’mooooonnnnnnn!” – reaching back with one hand to slap her behind.

It takes a few seconds, but one of the dogs finally gets a clue – and pads over toward Summer, sniffing at her hindquarters through his muzzle, trying to lick at her – but unable to get his tongue out to her flesh. Frustratedly snapping at her rear end, the muzzle doing its job and protecting her… We can see that she’s breathing heavier, her chest swelling and shrinking… Her nipples hard in the cool air.

After a few more seconds another dog joins them, repeating the first dog’s attempt to lick the pussy. Failing. Then being pushed out of the way by the first dog, who tries again – unable to understand why this isn’t working.

Summer reaches back and slaps the side of her arse again, “C’mon boy… Fuck me… Go ooooonnnn!” – but neither of these dumb animals gets the idea…

Maybe she’ll have better luck with the third, who joins the party and promptly repeats the actions of the other two dogs, who stand back and watch him, cocking their heads to the side as they try to figure out how to play with this strange woman – and fail.

The other three dogs suddenly realise what’s going on, stop looking for that mechanical hare, and move over toward the human pussy… Repeating the same actions as the first three – sniff pussy, try to lick pussy, then turn away looking confused when it doesn’t work out like they expected…

On her elbows and knees in the dirt, starting to get cold and frustrated, with the side of her arse beginning to turn a rosie red after she’s slapped it a dozen times trying to get the dogs to mount her, without appearing to raise any interest in the concept, our guest unwinds and brings herself upright, kneeling up and turning on her knees to face the beasts – leaning forward to grab one by the collar, pulling him closer as the others stand back, a little skittish – not sure what’s going on now…

She reaches down under his belly and takes hold of his sheath… There’s zero fear of the beast, no nerves, she’s handled hundreds of dogs over the last few years – maybe not quite this way (although we don’t know for sure what’s she’s got upto when no-one was looking) – and she knows that with the muzzles in place there’s nothing they can do to her.

We can see her smile as she jerks the sheath, looking over her shoulder back to another of the dogs. Then she leaves the first dog alone and twists around to face the other dog, one arm over his back, the other under his belly, hand against his sheath – fingers wrapping around the firm shaft within, and she starts to wank him to hardness…

We get a quick shot of the crowd in the stands, a close-up of a middle-aged couple watching, the woman looking proud as she says, “That’s my girl…”. A caption tells us that these are, “Summer’s mother and father.” It’s bizarre to see them watching this so intently and looking so proud. Attitudes to bestiality really are changing in the UK!

Then we’re back with our skinny little wannabe-dogslut, on her knees in the dirt, surrounded by confused greyhounds, leaning under one of them and fondling his sheath. We move in for a close-up under his belly and note that magic inch of pink/purple lipstick dick beginning to poke out into view. She’s leaning forward, trying to get her head under his belly. Opening her mouth and pushing out her lips to meet the tip of that little cock. Holding the sheath back to expose as much as she can. After a short struggle she manages to pull the dog toward her, and wraps her lips around it – her eyes widen as she feels it inside, and tastes it for the first time.

She bounces her head forward a couple of times, sucking on the tip of the cock… Making little excited whimpering noises as she works it. Her little titties hanging down and jiggling as she does it.

Then we’re back into a wide shot, watching as the dog’s mill around her, sniffing, occasionally pawing at her thighs or her rear end, but failing to make a move. We hold the shot for a while to show how little action there is, then cut to a close-up of Summer on her knees, sitting back against her heels, looking around at the dogs, then up behind our camera as Andy speaks.

“It’s not gonna happen with these boys… Do you want to try a real dog?”

Our guest twists around to look over at Bucky, who is being held out of shot. She looks like she wants to try this real dog! She turns back toward Andy, behind the camera, and gives us a big smile and a nod, “Yes please…”

We cut to a shot of the teenager back on her hands and knees, with her narrow arse in the air, her head up, looking forward, an excited look on her face.

Bucky, big and black and already ready for action, is released and moves in behind her. He’s been watching the greyhounds fail to impress us, and he’s evidently keen to show them how it’s done. He rises up and over her behind, his big chest weighing down on her back, his front legs wrapping around her middle as he lurches forward. Immediately thrusting at her rear end.

We can hear excited cheers and applause from the people in the stands. The look on Summer’s face is a picture – she’s thrilled, she’s scared, she’s obviously in a little pain, and she definitely loves it! She’s gasping, breathing hard, and he’s not even penetrated her yet…

Bucky changes that pretty quickly… Unlike the greyhounds he knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s fucked plenty of human bitches and quickly adjusts to her size and build, bending his hindlegs a little, arching his back, probing with his cock until he feels the familiar cool wetness of a human snatch – then stabbing between the pussy lips, driving his shaft deep inside. Summer gasps, throwing her head back and letting her jaw hang open.

The big German Shepherd begins to pump in and out of her pussy, his back bending tight as he thrusts deep into her, front legs gripping her skinny frame. She was reasonably proportioned next to the skinny greyhounds, but this beast is wider, heavier, and with his long, shaggy coat, he just looks bigger than her.

She gasps and moans as he slams his fat cock deeper into her cunt. Her little titties jiggling with each thrust, her face twisting up against the intensity of the sensations.

We cut back up to the stand, to see our family and friends spectators, still somehow looking proud of their girl for allowing a dog to fuck her.

Then we’re back to a close-up of the real action. The camera on the ground, looking up between the youngster’s slim thighs, watching a fat, glistening pink/purple shaft stabbing into her pussy, then sliding back out, over and over. The lips bowing each time the still small knot passes in and out of them.

We cut to a wider shot, watching the dog hammering into his teen bitch… Watching her being rocked forward by each thrust, her titties jiggling, her arms straining to absorb the pounding. A couple of the greyhounds are still on the loose, and they seem to be watching what’s going on, heads cocked to one side as they see how to treat a woman.

Infront of them, our guest keeps her arms locked out straight as the big beast continues to lurch against her, bending his back, forcing himself deeper and deeper inside her…

One of the greyhounds takes a few steps forward, getting a little too close to the action, and Bucky immediately dismounts with a loud growl that turns into a bark. He’s twisting around and pulling back, his big cock pulling free of the young slut and swinging free as he immediately chases the curious canine.

Summer is left in position, on hands and knees, with her arse up, looking around and catching her breath, trying to make sense of the sudden movement amongst the dogs… And whilst Bucky is chasing one dog, and Andy has set off to calm him, one of the other greyhounds decides to take advantage of the situation – experimentally and curiously moving quickly up behind our guest, mimicking what he’s just seen, rising up over the pale teen, front paws scraping over her back as his narrow chest comes down on her spine, legs falling either side of her middle, and immediately pumping at her…

We cut to the crowd again, seeing her mother pointing at the action, “Look… One of our boys is in…”

We cut back down to the action in a wide-shot again, as one of crew moves in to get a close-up shot.

Then we’re getting his point of view, looking up between Summer’s slim thighs, watching as she shifts her weight to free up one arm so she can reach back between her legs and guide the hounds skinny pink dick between her pussy lips… As soon as he’s inside, he begins to fuck her at a furious speed, and she is immediately back on both hands, gasping and yelping.

The greyhound may be smaller, his cock thinner, and not as experienced, but our guest seems to be enjoying his speed and energy more than she enjoyed our regular hero’s action. It’s only been a few seconds, but from the yelping and the way she’s pushing back into his thrusts, she looks like she’s already close to an orgasm.

Then it’s over – the greyhound dismounting and staggering away, still fucking the air, clearly having no idea what he’s supposed to do, or that he was so close to pleasing his bitch.

Summer is left on her hands and knees in the dirt, her head hanging down as she catches her breath… No doubt she’s frustrated by how close to came to cumming on a dog’s cock…

We cut to a wide shot of the dog-stadium, watching Andy and a couple of dog-handlers still chasing down Bucky, who is still chasing after the offending greyhound. On the other side of the screen, down infront of the crowd, we can see Summer on her hands and knees, the greyhound staggering away from her, and – another greyhound moving in for his turn…

Back to the close-up – we watch as this dog moves in, learning from all he’s seen… He moves up beside her, rears up over her back – realises he’s in the wrong position and shuffles his hindpaws to the side, shifting himself around until he’s able to get his front legs around her, and lines himself up behind her – where he immediately begins to stab and pump at her rear-end. She lets out an appreciative squeal. “OOOoohh yeeesssss!”

She goes to raise her hand again, ready to help him into her pussy – but the dog finds his own way before she can assist… He launches into another super-fast, super-sleek fucking. High speed, short strokes. A sprinter rather than a pile-driver.

Our guest returns to the same level of stimulation immediately – the greyhound matching his fellow hound’s pace and intensity from the first stroke. Barely ten seconds into the fucking, she’s crying – both crying out loud, and pulling a face that suggests joyous tears. “Oh my God.. Oooohhh… OOoooooohhhh itttt’ss amaaazziiinggg… Oooooohhhhh…”

We cut away to the crowd again, another shot of Summer’s mother, holding her hands infront of her, clasped together, hoping for the best for her daughter. “OOooohhh, go on darlin’… Cum on that cock!” and then laughing at the madness of the moment.

We cut back to the action, watching as this dog dismounts too. No knot, no extended pounding. The bitch doesn’t even have time to grab his leg and hold him in position. It’s short, sharp, and to the point… And it appears it’s very effective too!

As she is recovering, we cut to close-up of her pussy – dog-cum bubbling out of the sloppy lips and dripping to the dirt between her knees. She holds position, breathing hard. Making “Ooooooh” sounds, her legs and arms shivering as the orgasmic sensations continue to roll through her.

Andy walks back into the scene, trying to look like he’s not out of breath and annoyed, with Bucky on a leash at his side. He looks at the still shivering, gasping, moaning slut on her hands and knees, and asks, “Did I miss anything?”

Summer looks up, managing a smile, but unable to tell him that she’s just been fucked by two greyhounds in less than a minute while his back was turned.

Andy looks down at the big German Shepherd and asks, “Do you want to finish her off? I don’t know if you deserve that…”

Our guest manages to say, “It’s okay… I’m okay…”, and Andy lets his boy know that he’s blown his chance. “You could have been filling that little bitch up with your spunk…” He shakes his head. “Poor bitch doesn’t know what she’s missed out on!”

We focus in on Summer, who is clearly not-at-all disappointed with what she missed out on, and delighted with what she got… And we fade out on another dogsex debut.

After a short pause, white letters begin to type up onto the screen to tell us, “Summer claims that her first experience of bestiality taught her that greyhounds have a unique temperament, and a special talent for speedy sex…”

Video footage of Summer, fully clothed, very happy, putting feed into some bowls for three greyhounds to chow down.

A second caption types at the bottom of the screen, “She has started a new venture, training retired racing dogs to service sluts, and says that she’s already trained up a dozen in the last couple of months, making sure each of them can make women cum before she’s ready to let them move onto their new homes.”

A second video clip fills the middle of the screen, a naked woman on her hands and knees with a greyhound giving her everything he’s got at 100mph. As she is being fucked, the woman raises her head and we see that it’s Summer’s proud mother.

A third caption is added at the very bottom of the screen, telling us that, “Her mother is helping with the testing.”

S20:E10 – Mavis Clemence (48), from Reading

This week’s show begins with an establishing shot of a busy road – two lanes of traffic racing under our camera in either direction. We rise up to see that the road is an underpass, and we’re above it on a smaller road, with apartment buildings, hotels, and office blocks, ranging from 6 stories up to 10, stretching away infront of us.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “READING, ENGLAND.”

We track along the street, passing parked cars, building entrances, and ground floor shop fronts – then, as the caption fades, we see our host waiting for us infront of the entrance to an older 6 storey building.

She’s slim and sexy, with big brunette hair – wearing blue dungaree-style trousers, with the upper body part barely covering her small breasts, providing us with an excellent serving of small but perfect side-boob. It’s the overly familiar sight of our Miley Cyrus look-a-like from Plymouth, Kelly Mills…

As she gets closer we can see that the tattoos on her side and arms match those on the real Miley, and as she smiles, showing off white teeth and pink gums, we can’t help but wonder if Kelly is really a Miley look-a-like with a passable Miley accent, or if Miley is masquerading as a slut from Plymouth, with an excellent west country accent…

She introduces the show and herself in a crips, clearly educated voice as she gets closer. “Hello there… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Kelly Mills, and this week we’ve got another lovely lady who wants to show the world how much size matters!”

We turn away from the front of the building and look up the street, where we can see this week’s guest directly infront of us – a plus sized middle-aged black slut, looming over our camera, which is shooting her from the boobs up. Those boobs are brown and huge, and barely contained in a low-cut top that leaves little to the imagination. Her mouth seems almost as big as the boobs – and open, revealing bright white teeth as she laughs (apparently amused just because the camera is pointing at her).

We pull back to a wider angle, taking in her loud fashion sense… A white figure-hugging bodystocking mercilessly shows off the extra weight around her middle as much as the size of her chest; a tight red skirt which stops just short of her knees but can’t hide the size of her thighs or the roundness of her behind… The outfit is completed by red boots that reaching to the top of her calf muscles, meaning that only her knees and the very bottom of her thighs are ‘exposed’, and even they are partially covered by fishnet stockings… Combined with her big frizzy hair – it’s a striking combo – attention grabbing… She’s no oil painting, her body isn’t to die for, but she’s loud and proud and wants everyone to look at her… And her words back up her look..

“I love being the centre of attention…” – a laugh, and then she’s into her introduction in a loud, confident, and very, very happy voice, laughing between every comment. “Hello…” Chuckle. “My name is Mavis Clemence…” A laugh, as if her name is funny, then… “I’m 48 years old, and…” Another chuckle, “… I should know better than to do this…” Which descends into another laugh.

We cut to a shot of her standing beside Kelly, with the little slut wrapping a skinny arm around her guest’s hefty shoulders. Mavis is barely containing her excitement and laughter as Kelly asks the first question of her pre-fuck interview, “Alright then, Mavis… Why don’t you tell me a story?”

Mavis laughs, her voice booming with mirth, “Girl… What can I tell ya? I’m a bad girl… A bad lady… I have some very bad ideas, some bad fantasies… I can’t help it… I think it’s down to the way I was raised!” She laughs, evidently not quite believing what she’s saying.

She continues, “You see, my father, God rest his soul, was a strict man. A religious man. A minister. I walked on eggshells, afraid of his hand if I stepped out of line, because if I said the wrong thing, he’d give it to me. If I put a poster up on my bedroom wall, if it wasn’t Jesus, flowers or an animal, he’s rip it down… I put a picture of a beautiful big black horse up on the wall, and I used to look at that… And I think that sort of caught my imagination. I wasn’t allowed to think about boys, so I just started thinking about that horse.” She grins. “It wasn’t anything sexual… Not really… But it was definitely, ‘something’. I associated that horse with freedom and beauty.”

We cut to another angle, a moment later, as she continues her story, “Then, I married a man just like him—dominant, demanding. Another hardcore Christian, keeping me in check.” Mavis leans in, her eyes sparkling with determination. “He didn’t even like me to suck his cock… He thought sex was just for reproductions. He had his fun, but he didn’t think I needed any.” She pauses, looking up into camera, then cracks a wide white-toothed smile, and confirms, “But I wanted it. I wanted ALL the fun!”

Another cut, she continues, “So when my husband died, God rest his soul… I was suddenly ‘free’. I didn’t have him telling me what to do, and my father was gone too… It was just me, and I could do whatever I wanted…” Another big smile and a chuckle, because she knows that we know she obviously wanted whatever she could get!

Kelly asks the question for us, just to be sure, “… And what did you want?”

The black woman’s smile becomes even wider, “Everything!” She laughs, then starts up again, “I was free, and I was ready to explode! I tried all sorts of things—younger men, group sex, gang bangs… But I never forget that horse… A big, black horse… That was real beauty to me. That’s what I really wanted… A big and beautiful, black beast.” She’s chuckling as she talks, her confidence building, her honesty level rising, “And the idea that my father, and my husband, would be spinning in their bloody graves… That drives me as wild as the idea of that huge bloody cock filling up my big pussy!” Mavis’s laughter fills the air, her voice echoing with a mixture of liberation and mischief.

“So this is about freedom as much as it’s about sex?” Queries our host.

“Damn straight!” Mavis exclaims, her voice rising with excitement. “I want to feel alive, let go of all those years of repression. I’ve been bottled up for too long, and now, it’s time to set myself free, to experience everything I’ve denied myself.”

Kelly’s voice turns playful, “And you think having sex with a horse on camera is the way to do that?”

Mavis’s laughter fills the room, her body shaking with mirth. “Girl, it’s not just about freedom, or rebelling about the men in my life… It’s also, obviously, about that giant bloody cock… Alive… Using me…”

Kelly asks another question, “So, your father was a minister… Your husband was a believer… Are you still part of the church?”

Mavis fights her excited smile and nods. “I am.”

Kelly follows up with the obvious question. “What do you think the congregation will think about this?”

Our guest flushes, her brown face glowing rather than turning red. “I don’t know… But I can’t wait to walk into the church on broadcast day… I’ve thought about it, the previews will have been on all week, with my face on them, and I’ll go into church and some of them will know, and I’ll be telling them they have to watch the show! Most of them will be disgusted, but you know some will watch!” She grins. “I can’t wait!” Then she laughs again.

We fade through to a shot of Klik-Bait, our huge and very well serviced black stallion. A former race-horse who’s sole purpose in life now is to pleasure willing women.

We hear Kelly playfully commenting, “You’re just a dirty whore, aren’t you?” – and then whip the camera around to look at Mavis, preparing to undress on the other side of a straw covered floor of the barn. She pauses, trying to control herself, then bursts into a loud fit of laughter, flashing big white teeth at us as she unfastens the belt at the top of her skirt. “You could say that… Right… You could say that…” And she laughs again – a deep laugh right from her belly.

She reaches behind her back to unbutton the top of the skirt, then lets the whole thing fall to the floor around her ankles. She’s wearing matching big white panties and stockings with elasticated tops. The white material in sharp contrast to her chocolate brown flesh.

She adds, “I can’t wait… I really can’t…”, smiling broadly, the gap in her teeth almost enough to distract us from her big round tits, sitting in the cups of that heavy-duty bra.

She reaches behind her back, struggling a little as she unhooks it and then lets it fall away from her chest, freeing those huge boobs. They sag low against her wide body.

“What are you looking forward to the most?” Asks Kelly.

Mavis looks sideways at her, like the answer is obvious. “His cock… His big hard cock… Being rammed into me, over and over…” She grins again. “I like a big cock… And I love it rough…” – and she laughs again, as if that’s funny.

She stops the laughter, then takes a big breath and slips those big off, completely exposing a soft belly and a hairy bush… And then she’s standing upright, showing herself off – proud of herself. She’s big but not obese, and coupled with the huge tits, thick-lipped white-toothed smile, and big hair, it makes for quite a sight.

She holds her arms out, noting the looks she’s getting from our crew. “Black and beautiful, baby!” She grins. “Don’t ya love it!?”

She looks across the barn, then adds, “Speaking of black and beautiful…”

She almost bounces across the barn toward the horse, the smile on her face so big and white that we’re almost distracted from her big boobs as they bounce and swing with every step. She walks straight to the horse, without a hint of fear or nerves, and then drops into a deep squat at his side, her pussy and arse exposed and almost touching the dirty floor.

She’s close enough to have one shoulder under his belly – touching distance from his fat shaft – and after a short pause to admire the big cock hanging infront of her, she reaches out and casually takes hold of it – wrapping her fingers around it, and moving the shaft around to get an idea of how heavy and hard it feels.

She runs her fingers up and down the shaft, holding tight to jerk him off. Her eyes opening wider as it seems to get fatter, longer, heavier, harder. She licks her lips.

“You wanna suck his cock, don’t you?” Asks Kelly, stating the obvious – but doing it in a friendly way – encouraging our guest to do what she wants to do!

Mavis smiles – white teeth flashing – and nods, then lets out a little gasp before turning her attention back to the cock – waddling a little closer in that squat, moving her lips up toward the dick, rubbing the tip against her face – over her lips, her chin, cheeks, nose, then back to her mouth. She kisses it, smooshing her lips up against it, then parting them, wrapping them around the tip, sucking the end in. The end of the cock is big – really big – and we wonder if she’ll be able to fit it all in. It doesn’t take long for her to answer our question though, pushing it in and wrapping her lips around it.

She brings her other hand up to the cock, taking hold with both, using one to support it whilst the other rubs up and down toward her mouth – sucking the whole time. We can hear her breathing noisily around the shaft as she’s jerking and sucking on it – breathing hard, excited by what she’s doing, loving every second.

We cut to a wide shot, getting a reminder of how huge the horse is, standing over our squatting black slut. As she’s jerking his cock toward her face, and her face toward the cock, her whole body is shaking, especially those big tits.

We cut back to watch up close as Mavis continues to work that huge cock in and out of her mouth, sucking on it, then pulling it out for a second, then pushing it back in. Big lips around the tip, big mouth straining to take it – the cock may be hard, but the tip still has a lot of soft flesh on it, which squeezes between her lips.

Each time she pulls it out she comments, breathlessly, that, “Oh, it’s sooo good… I luv it… It’s lovely…” – kissing the tip, licking it like a lolly-pop, then stuffing it back inside. The next time it comes out, there’s a loud laugh of disbelief as she looks up into our camera for a moment, and realises again this is really happening.

We cut to a wider angle and watch as our chunky guests continues working that giant cock into her big mouth – to the side of the lovers, our host is undressing – she’s already near naked, her pert titties standing proud, little arse and skinny body, pale and tattooed.

She peels her panties off, revealing a clean-shaven crotch, and then moves up behind Mavis, dropping down into a crouch behind her, leaning against her so that her small white tits press against the wide black back. She reaches around her with one hand to wrap thin white fingers around a heavy brown boob, she whispers, “Keep sucking, slut!” in her ear and slips her other hand down under the older woman’s behind, slipping fingers along the crack of her arse and over her pussy lips.

Mavis keeps sucking the whole time, smiling as Kelly eases up behind her, leaning back into the boobs, twisting her pelvis to meet the host’s thin fingers.

We cut to a close-up of Kelly’s fingers working that ass-crack – fingertips running over the wet snatch, then back over the dark brown arsehole, pushing into it, then pulling out for another stroke over and between the pussy lips. It’s not hygienic, but it’s very pleasurable for our guest – especially as those fingers head back to her arsehole, pushing deeper this time… Pumping in and out – stretching.

We return to the wider angle, the horse in profile; the black slut squatting beside him, bending under his belly, working his huge cock into her mouth; the skinny white girl crouching behind her, grabbing a big brown tit in one hand whilst she continues to finger her ass, hard and fast. Taunting her to, “Suck it… Yeah… Isn’t it the best? Don’t you love it? Dirty fucking slut!”

Mavis slides the horse’s cock back out of her mouth, her big lips smacking and the flared head pulls free. She turns her head to the side, toward Kelly’s grinning mug, and gasps, “I want to fuck it… I want it inside me…”

Kelly nods and smiles again, and then rather than answering, she just leans forward and plants her mouth against the older woman’s mouth, locking lips with her, giving her a passionate and excited kiss. Our guest’s eyes close a little as she accepts the gift, and as the kiss breaks there’s a pause whilst the moment sinks into her.

Our host brings her back to reality, reminding her that, “You want to fuck it? You want this huge cock inside your dirty cunt?” – the look of Mavis’s face just confirms what we already know.
We cut to a shot of Kelly grabbing a carefully positioned straw bale and pulling it over under the belly of the horse – then turning to grab Mavis by the shoulder, pulling her back into the action. Snarling, “C’mon then slut… Get your big arse on this!”
Our guest is smiling broadly, offering zero resistance as she’s made to get into position, dropping down onto the straw block, shuffling sideways, squeezing her bulky body between the bale and the beast, then raising her legs – her knees up beside the horse’s body. Gasping, “Oh myyyy Gaaaawwwd!” as she prepares for the moment of truth.

Kelly moves from positioning her, to taking hold of the horse’s cock, directing the big flat tip toward the black crack… She snarls, “Pull those knees back, slut!” – and her guest obediently takes hold of each leg behind the knee and pulls them back toward her shoulders, tipping her pelvis up, presenting her whole sexual quarter to the beast.

Our Miley Cyrus look-a-like guides the huge cock down to the pussy, rubbing it against the fleshy mound. As she rubs it against her guest, she checks, “Are you sure?” – and the black woman confirms, “Oh yes… Stuff it in… Force it… Don’t worry about me…” with a deep throated chuckle that confirms she means it…

Kelly rubs the tip of the cock down the crack of the black slut’s arse, pushing harder as she runs it over the big brown arsehole. Mavis reacts by pulls her legs back even further, pushing her arse out, gasping, “Yeeessss…”

We’re into a real close-up of the cock against arse, watching the pressure building up as the tip of pushed harder and harder against the anus, angled – Kelly with one hand gripping the end of his shaft, using the fingers of the other hard to poke and prod the fleshy tip at the big chocolate star-fish… Easing it in, forcing it.

She calls out, “Here it goes…” – a second before the tip begins to ease inside that tightest of holes. Our loud guest begins to growl, taking the pain – apparently loving it – as this huge tool begins to stretch out her poop-shute!

It’s slow, but it’s sudden, and before we know it, there’s a couple of inches of horse cock inside a stretched out black arsehole. The owner of that arsehole gasping even as she wriggles her hips to make her hole move around the cock.

We cut back to a wide-angle shot, watching as our guest lays on her back, with her knees on either side of the horse’s wide belly, shuffling under him, moving her hips up and down, working that cock – the horse standing over her and just letting her have her fun. His tail flapping around, suggesting a minor irritation.

As if we need any further confirmation, she calls out, “Oh my Gad… I’ve got a horse-cock in my arse!”

She pulls back on her knees, pulling her legs toward her shoulders again, making her pelvis rock under the beast, forcing herself to move around that massive member. Each time she moves, we see the horse react with a little twitch or shuffle, which moves the cock even more. He’s not fucking her, but she’s definitely fucking herself on him.

Back to a close-up to remind ourselves what it looks like when a horse’s fat cock is jammed into a tight human arsehole. The black woman’s anus gripping tight, digging into the soft outer layer of the hard cock. The cock pulling that anal ring-piece with it on every move. Mavis moaning on every movement.

Then we’re into a close-up of her round face… Her dark skin glowing as she looks up at us with a smile so wide it must be straining her cheeks as much as that cock is straining her arse. It’s a look of complete joy. She loves this.

Back to the wide shot, in perfect profile – the huge horse standing over the chunky black slut – her legs in the air, pulled back on either side of his body – the last few inches of his cock buried in her arse, stretching it out. Her rocking and rolling her pelvis under him, forcing a couple more inches of his shaft in and out of her tight hole. Moaning as she writhes around.

Above her, the horse twitches occasionally, flapping his tail impatiently. Each time he moves, her moan turns into a yelp or a growth.

We hold the angle long enough for things to start getting boring. As impressive a sight as it is to see such a huge beast looming over a human being, the lack of activity from the horse makes it lack any real movement.

We cut back to a close-up of Mavis – still looking up into camera, looking somewhat amazed… Still reacting to every move of the cock in her arse… Still causing most of that movement herself. As much as she’s enjoying it, it’s obviously just a little too much, because she gasps, “I think that’s enough…”

We cut back to the close-up of Mavis’s arse, stretched around the fat cock. We can see the folds of her belly fat beyond as she twists up and down, the shaft bending and shifting shaft as her hips twist and she shifts around on the straw bale beneath him…

Kelly reaches in and takes hold of the shaft, getting a good grip and carefully pulling it back, slowly easing it out of her guest’s arsehole – dragging her ringpiece along with the shaft, making her moan, until the slightly flared head pops out, expanding a little more as it does, showing us just how much flesh she had stuffed in there.

Mavis takes a second to adjust to no longer having a horse-cock in her arse, then begins to shuffle off the bale.

We cut to a shot of her side-by-side with her host, a big arm wrapped around the younger woman’s shoulder, they are both bent forward toward the horse, Kelly’s little tits jiggling, Mavis’s heavy boobs hanging down and swinging…

Kelly has got both hands around the tip of the cock, supporting it and massaging it at the same time. Mavis looks excited, and Kelly is whispering, “Get ready… He’s gonna cum… He’s gonna blow…”

As she talks, they are pushing their faces closer together, cheek-to-cheek, the flared head of the horse’s cock barely a foot infront of them, jerking around as the horse gets closer to his orgasm. Kelly’s magic fingers helping him get closer and closer… Mavis opening her mouth, her eyes flicking from the cock to her host, and back to the cock…

Kelly gasps, “Here… He… Cuuuuummmsssss…” and then opens her mouth wide and sticks her tongue out, just like Mavis, just as the beast ejaculates his huge load all over their faces. It’s like a shot-gun going off – blowing spunk over a 12 inch wide target that includes both of their faces. Instantly drenching them. It’s hard to believe just how much cum shoots from a horse’s cock – but this image gives a pretty good demonstration!

Mavis turns her glistening face toward Kelly, and immediately begins to lick at her cheek, hungry for more jism. As she’s licking, a second shot of cum shoots from the head of the cock, splatting against the front of our host’s face, and the side of our guest’s.

Before Kelly has had the chance to close her mouth, Mavis is in there, locking her mouth onto her host’s and sharing a long, hungry, very wet kiss. Kelly releases the huge cock, which swings back under the horse’s belly and bounces, with another shot of jism being wasted on the stable floor between his front hooves. Neither of our sluts notice, they are too busy swapping those spunk-filled kisses. Hands stroking over each other’s soaked cheeks, smearing the muck down over necks and to tits – brown hands over small titties, white hands over big titties…

When the kiss finally breaks, Mavis turns away from a giggling Kelly, and looks into our camera – her face and tits glistening with cum, her eyes wide, a huge smile as she tells us, “That was fucking amazing… I ‘ope my father was watching this in heaven… This is what you raised! This is who I am!” – and then laughing, bringing a finger up to smear more cum from her chin into her mouth, sucking the finger clean and swallowing it all down, then gasping, “Yeeeeesssssss!” as we fade out on another wonderful bestial tryst.

White letters begin to type up on the screen, “Mavis says that her appearance on the show has had a remarkable effect on her life.”

A photograph fades up in the middle of the screen, Mavis in a white wedding dress, standing next to a respectable looking black man in a fine suit. A wedding day snap with various family members on either side. His family looks less impressed than hers.

A second caption tells us that, “The Sunday of the first broadcast of the show, she met a recently widowed member of her congregation, who claimed that the Lord had sent her for him… And his beautiful big black boy.”

The photograph in the middle of the screen changes to low quality video of Mavis, still wearing her wedding dress, but with the skirt hooked up over her big arse, and the front pulled down to free her big tits – and a beautiful big black Mastiff dog mounted on her back, delivering a serious pounding that makes those titties swing and has her mouth wide, crying out in joy.

In the sound knowledge that Mavis has found her perfect match, and his owner, we fade out for another week.