This week our show begins with an establishing shot of the exterior of a large sprawling, angular building. It’s been updated, but we can tell that it’s actually an old factory building that’s been updated and converted into a large shopping space.
Above the entrance, a bold, stylized logo reads “Halifax Borough Market”.
A caption fills the screen telling us that we’re in, “HALIFAX, YORKSHIRE.”
After a couple of seconds, we cut to inside the building – discovering that it’s a vibrant, bustling space… A large indoor market with numerous stalls and vendors, each displaying colourful and diverse wares. The air is filled with the sounds of lively chatter, music from a street performer, and the clinking of dishes from a nearby café. Patrons weave through the aisles, some browsing leisurely, while others are engaged in animated conversations with the stall owners.
We notice a particular figure approaching along one of the aisles… It’s our host of the week, Kelly Mills. We haven’t seen her for a while, but we immediately recognise her… Partly from her previous appearences, but mainly because she’s the spitting image of American pop-star Miley Cyrus – but whilst Miley puts on a great show of being a sex-pot, we know that Kelly is as filthy as anyone on the planet… With her love for horses and cameras, there are few women in the world who have been so comfortable showing off their perversions…
Big brunette hair surrounds her pretty, and very familiar, face… And a white mini-dress almost covers her body – the low-cut front showing off what little cleavage she has, the skirt reaching almost mid-way down her slim, smooth thighs. She’s so small and delicate looking that we struggle to believe that she was able to handle a horse once, let alone happy to make it a regular habit.
She smiles as she walks toward camera, introducing herself in her own voice, rather than with a Miley impression. She’s surprisingly posh accent, with a surprisingly confident voice, “Hello… And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Kelly Mills, and this week I’m in Halifax, to meet a lady who shares a very special interest with me…”
We cut away from Kelly to look elsewhere in the market, catching shots of various women as they browse the stalls, or buy, or negotiate… Old women, young women, big, small, black, white… Any one of them could be this week’s guest.
Then we see her – an older lady, pleasant enough looking for her age, with long, straight straw coloured hair hanging down from a centre parting. It’s her cleavage that gives her away. No one would show off this much boob at the market, this woman is clearly here to (try to) be sexy on tv!
She steps toward our camera and introduces herself in a loud, Yorkshire accent, clearly proud of who she is and why she’s here, and happy for everyone around her to hear everything she has to say.
“Hallo there… My name’s Jane Wilson, and I’m 60-years-young… I’m from Halifax, in West Yorkshire, and I refuse to grow old gracefully… And today, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. Hopefully. A horse!” She smiles a wide and genuine smile of excitement, then looks off to the side to nod, as if to say ‘was that okay?’
We cut to a shot of her standing beside Kelly. Old and young, side-by-side. The older lady is noticeably taller than our host, and has much bigger tits, and throughout the interview she looks at her young host as if she’s as interested in her as she is in the horse.
Kelly puts an arm around her, pulling close to her side, then looks up at her, and begins her pre-fuck interview, “Alright then, Janey… Why don’t you tell the viewers at home your story..?”
The blonde looks down at her host, smiles and takes a breath, then fills us in… “I actually get turned on by shame… Being embarrassed is a turn-on. I like the idea of being ‘caught’… The worst I’ve ever actually done is…” She pauses, knowing she’s about to admit that her life has been a little dull to this point. “… I was on the train and I pulled my phone out to google something, and I forgot that I’d been watching UK of Zoo, and I had the sound at maximum… So the whole carriage heard the sounds of – you…” She blushes and Kelly grins, “… Fucking a horse, and the people behind me saw a couple of seconds of the video before I could turn it off… And I had to ride another 20 minutes, with everyone knowing what I’d been watching, and they were all looking at me, and I was so turned-on…”
Kelly hugs her a little tighter, as if she’s congratulating her, “So how do you go from being turned on when people find out you’re turned on by horse-sex… To wanting to have horse-sex – on TV?”
“I’ve always been turned-on by the thought of being caught in the act… I’ve fantasized about fucking a dog, and being knotted, and then someone walking in and catching me. It makes me feel so dirty… It’s not the sex itself – it’s the idea of being exposed as much as being caught. The moment someone walks in on you is over in minutes, but being exposed… Someone knowing your secret. It would be so shameful… It makes my heart pound just to think about it… Doing it on your show… Everyone would know. I’d get that feeling wherever I went. My family, my friends… Co-workers, my doctor, the people at the local shops… I’ll be doing my shopping and people will be looking at me… They’d all have seen me do it… My sordid sex life…” She’s breathing hard, and smiling, looking down at Kelly, clearly very turned on by the thought. “You can’t even begin to know how hot it feels waiting to start this… Knowing what I’m about to do…”
Kelly nods and smiles, “Oh, I know exactly how you feel… I’ve lived this life for a couple of years now!” She pauses, “You’re going to love it… And I’m not going to make you wait any longer…”
We cut to a large, cold building – a concrete walled, steel roofed shed, a row of stables in the distance, but we’re in a large open area, with straw on the floor, and stacks of hay bales around the sides.
It’s hours since we shot the interview, the girls have taken a long car journey since then – travelling down to the secret location of our special stud farm – and now they’re here with the beast. We’re looking out our hostess, smiling and fingering her small boobs through the front of a tight Miley Cyrus tour t-shirt.
We pan from her to look at the real star of our show, the black stallion, Klik-Bait, who is standing at the side of the barn, waiting to be used.
We pan from him to see our guest – already naked, looking at the horse… With her clothes off we can see how slim she is – almost too slim – and how big her boobs are (very), although she’s got her hands cupped over the boobs, so we’re not sure how they actually look. Big, but not much else. We can’t help wondering what this would have looked like when she was in her prime, because whilst she looks glamorous – she’s got a tired face, with plenty of wrinkles, and whilst her body is very slim, her flesh is also loose and wrinkled.
She seems to be more bothered about us seeing her chest sag, that she is about us seeing her pussy, or watching her fuck the horse… She looks from the horse to our camera and asks, “Am I really doing this? Is this really happening?” and smiling as the crew and our host nod and confirm that it is.
“Yes it is…” Confirms Kelly. “And we’re filming everything… Look at the camera…”
Jane looks from the horse to the camera and smiles again, squeezing her boobs as she thinks about being filmed.
“Say ‘hello’ to the viewers at home…” Calls Kelly.
Jane looks into the camera and tries to talk, but her throat is suddenly dry from the nerves and excitement, “Hiiiii”.
We cut to a shot of her taking a few steps toward the horse, hands still on her boobs, then pauses – massaging them together as she continues to get used to what’s happening… Then she takes a few more steps toward him, bending sideways to look under his belly. The camera turns to check out what she can see – and we note that the horse is already showing over a foot of fat and heavy cock, it’s hanging down, growing – fat and amazing looking. We’ve been spraying the urine of a mare in heat into the air infront of him, and he’s more than ready to play.
Cut to – Jane dropping down to her knees beside the horse, kneeling with her big soft resting on her ankles, her hands on the front of her thighs. Looking to the side at the massive member that’s still just hanging there.
She stares at it, a little awestruck now that she’s so close – then nervously reaches out and pokes it, watching it swing. Looking even more awed by the weight of it. Then reaches out and strokes it from the base to the tip. Then from the base to halfway down the shaft, before wrapping her fingers around it and taking a gentle hold on the shaft.
From off camera, we hear Kelly commenting that, “You’re touching a horse’s cock on camera… Everyone can see you…” – and we can see Jane’s chest expanding again, her breath speeding up as our host continues reminding her of her biggest turn-on. Kelly adds, “Tell them all what you’re doing…”
The older woman slowly jerks that huge cock off, gripping it and moving her hand up and down, looking around to our camera again to tell us that, “I’m wanking a horse…” She can barely get the words out, she’s so turned-on. “It’s so bloody heavy… It’s really big…” As if we couldn’t tell from just looking.
As if to demonstrate the weight of the cock, and its length, she raises it up – leaning in a little as it comes up to the height of her face, and then she leans in further, opening her mouth wide, and takes it inside. Forcing the head between her thin lips and inside. Her mouth seals around it, filled completely, and she sucks her cheeks in around and against the shaft.
Sucking hard, she supports the cock with one hand whilst she continues to cup a breast with the other – rather than covering up, she’s switched to squeezing, increasing the intensity of the moment.
Our host continues reminding her of the cameras, “OOOOhhhhhh… Sucking a horse cock on camera…” – it’s clear that Jane’s not forgetting them because she constantly flicks her eyes up to check she’s still being recorded.
We cut to the other side, watching her from the rear as she bends forward toward the horse’s cock, her arse lifting up from her heels, her pussy on show to us. She’s got almost half a century on her, and she’s had a couple of children, and her pussy looks like it’s been well used – but we still can’t help wondering what that huge horse cock will do to that snatch in the next few minutes. Stretch it, we assume.
We move back up close, to watch her do some more sucking. Noisily slurping on it, bouncing her face against it. She looks a little alarmed by how big it is, how it’s straining her jaw, but there’s no stopping her.
Her hands are running up and down the shaft, supporting the cock rather than holding it. She works it for a good minute before angling her head back and letting the tip slip from her mouth, swelling as it is released from the pressure of her lips.
We hear Kelly again, whispering, “Look at the camera… Show them you’re a whore!”
Jane begins to rub the big head of the horse’s cock against her face as she catches her breath, gasping, “Oh God.. Oh my God…” before returning the tip to her lips, kissing and licking it. Turning the tool to the side so she can lick a few inches along it, then back up to the tip, which she rubs against her pursed lips again before breaking into a wide smile. Joy at what she’s doing? Relief that she’s survived so far? It’s hard to tell, but it’s beautiful whatever it is!
We cut away to look at our host, watching from the side, peeling her top off to reveal multiple tattoos and small boobs with pierced nipples. She brings her fingers up to those nipples and gives the piercings a little pull and twist as she watches the blow-job, licking her lips, showing she’s jealous of her guest…
We cut back to see what she’s jealous of – our ageing guest with a mouth-full of horseflesh… Sucking like she’s hungry, breathing like she’s drowning. Turning red in the face as she continues to work the heavy shaft toward her mouth. Making noises – choking sounds, gasping, rasping blocked nose snotty sounds – sounds that make her seem to be both disgusted and aroused, and disgusted that she’s aroused.
So aroused, in fact, that she can’t wait any longer before she moves onto the next phase… She pulls her head back from the cock, almost having to distend her jaw to let the big end of the cock out, her thin lips dragging along the flesh as it flares on its way out.
She gasps, half to get oxygen into her lungs, and half because she’s so turned-on by it.
From out of shot, Kelly asks, “Wasn’t that fun? Wasn’t it?” Jane nods, too out of breath to speak. Kelly continues, “And what would you like to do with it now?”
Jane manages a croaky, “I want to fuck him infront of everyone…”
We cut to a shot of Kelly pushing a rectangular bale of straw from just out of shot to under the horse’s huge body –
His cock is still big, bouncing as she nudges it up above the bail. It isn’t quite as hard as it was when it was being sucked, but it’s still scary big!
Our guest moves quickly to Kelly’s side, pushing forward and diving forward – almost superman style – chest and belly against the rough straw, and her skinny arse up toward the horse’s belly and that huge cock.
Kelly gives her a cute little smack on the bottom, smiling as she confirms, “You ready for this?”
Jane nods, then drops her head over the edge of the bale, her arms wrapped around its sides at first, then raised up behind her, taking a buttock in each hand, spreading herself, opening everything up as our host takes hold of the Klik-Bait’s huge cock, and steering the end toward the well-presented pussy.
We move in closer to watch the fat head being rubbed up and down against the skinny pussy lips. We can see how hard Kelly is pushing it against them from her grip, and from the way the lips are being mashed around. Jane lets out a nervous whine, and then a very short, scared, “No…” – then the tip parts her flesh and pushes inside, and we hear our host celebrate with a “Yeeaahhh!”
We cut to a close-up of Jane – looking right into her face as she winces, gulps and then takes the strain of a horse’s cock pushing into her pussy, her eyes widening – and then, once it’s inside, suddenly relaxing something close to a smile., letting out a slow, “OOoooooohhhh!” then sighing, “That’s biiiiig… And hhhhhhott!”
We cut back to a wide-angle shot, watching as Kelly steps back out of the way to let us get the full picture. Our guest face down on the straw bale, the horse standing over her, his cock disappearing into her pussy. We’d estimate that he’s about six inches deep into her. He’s standing like it means nothing to him, but every one of his little shifts and shuffles is enough to make our guest gasp and moan.
We watch for a moment as she adjusts to what’s happening – then she begins to push her rear end up and down, taking a couple more inches or his meat, then pulling off it. Each stroke giving her a tiny little bit less pain, and a tiny little bit more pleasure as she relaxes into it and her fleshes loosens up. After a few seconds she lets out her first moan of pleasure.
Then we’re back to the close-up… Looking at her pussy spread wide around his fat shaft, a couple of inches of his shaft creamy from her pussy juices.
“How’s that?” Checks our host with a genuinely fascinated tone.
“It’s good…” Gasps Jane. “It’s fucking good!” A couple more writhing backward, upward strokes with her pelvis, and we cut back to a close-up of her face as she adds, “I’m fucking a horse… Oh wowww….” – she looks like this is simultaneously the best and worst moment of her life. The most pleasurable, and the most painful. Scary and joyful.
“And everyone is watching… They ALL know you’re a filthy horse-fucker!”
We cut back to the wide angle, reminding ourselves of how slim this filthy horse-fucker is, how big her boobs are, flattened against the hay bale, and how huge the horse is above her. Once again, we wonder what this would have looked like when she was in her prime at 30 rather than being a 60-year-old glamorous granny. That leads us to wondering what he grand-children will think about this once everyone has seen Granny Jane impaled on a horse cock. Of course, we know that she is thinking about everyone watching – family, friends, work colleagues… The world is watching – and she loves it.
She’s still busy lifting her belly from the bale, pushing herself back against that cock – taking it deeper, gasping, and then drawing back down. We can see the cock bending slightly on each up stroke, straightening out as she pulls forward on the downstroke. “Oh God… Oh, this is… OOoohhh… AAhhh!”
Her movements are mid-way between the search for pleasure and involuntary spasms. Pushing against the cock, twisting her hips, bending her pelvis back and pushing her arse up, taking the cock deeper, then pulling forward again. Moving that massive member in her pussy – shaking and sweating. Her chest swelling and shrinking as she struggles to breath, her soft, flat belly bouncing and twitching against the bale as her muscles tense up. She’s got one hand behind her arse, trying to hold that shaft in her cunt, the other down infront of her, hanging to the side of the bale – her hand in mid-air, fingers out, then fist clenched, then fingers out again…
Her head is turned to the side, looking right into the lens of the camera as she writhes against the horse-cock… Her mouth open, twisting into some kind of smile – lips quivering as she gasps, “Oh God… I’m… Oooohhh…” – she doesn’t say any more, but we know she’s getting off on this.
It must be beginning to feel good for Klik-Bait too, because all of a sudden the horse begins to shuffle and twitch, and then makes a couple of short bucking movements, which visibly shift Jane on that bale, almost knocking her forward off it – and she screams, we suspect it’s more fear than pain…
Meanwhile, Kelly – being a skilled professional and massively experienced in the way of horse-sex, immediately jumps in and grabs the older woman’s free hand, pulling her away from the horse, forward off the bale, so that she falls forward away from, and off, the huge cock, which bounces under his belly, the tip flaring as he attempts to fuck fresh air a few times.
Our guest is left flat on her front on the dirty ground, ‘safe’ from the beast. Still gasping and twitching – the excitement of the ‘rescue’ only adding to the pleasure of the fuck, and the thrill of the cameras…
She takes a second, then rolls over onto her back, sitting upright and supporting herself on one hand.
Her chest swelling and shrinking as she gulps huge lung-fulls of air – one hand down between her legs, fingering her horse-fucked pussy, spreading the lips to show our camera how much ‘damage’ Klik-Bait has caused. She has a look on her face that suggests she’s just jumped off the best ride at the theme park – awed by his power, thrilled by how close she came to disaster. Telling us that, “This pussy just took a horse… Can you see how loose it is? He stretched me out so much… Did everyone see that?”
Kelly interrupts her, “If you want to show them how filthy you really are… Come with me…” and we cut to a shot of the two women back beside the horse, bending away from us toward his belly, showing us one cute little youngish arse, and a slightly saggier, but still skinny, older arse.
We move quickly to get into a position where we can see what they are doing (as if we couldn’t guess), and find that Kelly is hold the huge cock up toward their faces, which are pressed together cheek-to-cheek. Jane’s mouth is wide open.
Kelly has one hand around the shaft, six inches from the flared head, and is squeezing that flared head with the other. She has the expert’s touch, massaging just right to get the desired result. She keeps her eyes on the cock, watching for the tell-tale signs she knows so well, “Get ready for this… Let’s show everyone what a filthy slut you are… They’ll never forget your face after this…”
Jane smiles, knowing what’s about to happen, then fights the smile off and opens her mouth wide again, tongue out over her bottom lip – ready… Eyes flicking from the horse’s cock to the camera lens.
Kelly’s timing is perfect, because as we watch, we see the tip of the cock flare wider, the shaft seeming to stiffen up a little more, and she is keeping it aimed at their faces. She suddenly opens her mouth as wide as possible, sticking her tongue out as far as she can just as fluid explodes from the cock, squirting a huge load onto both of their faces – some of it into their open mouths, some onto their waiting tongues, but most of it into their hair, and onto their foreheads and cheeks.
Jane immediately closes her mouth and swallows, looking as shocked as she is turned on, and pulls back a little. Kelly holds position, still working the cock, knowing a second gout will follow… And when it does, it drenches the front of her face, with her guest missing out.
Our host releases the cock and turns to grab the older woman, a hand on each cheek, turning her head toward her, then leans into to plant a big sloppy horse-cum filled kiss on her mouth. This isn’t about the kiss, it’s about sharing the cum. Jane looks surprised, but doesn’t resist – she takes the cum, and continues to the kiss until our Miley Cyrus look-a-like, her face glistening with cum, pulls away and gives her a big smile, whispering, “Welcome to the club!”
Jane looks equal parts shocked, turned-on, and amazed. There’s horse-cum running down her forehead, and spilling over her lip, and she’s out of breath – from the excitement more than the physical activity. Looking at the horse, then turning to the camera, and flashing us a little smile that tells us she’s relieved it’s over, but has loved every second of the experience.
And on that image we fade out on another successful induction to the United Kingdom of Zoo.
White text begins to type up onto the screen, telling us that, “Jane says she enjoyed her experience with Klik-Bait, but has no plans to do it again…”
An image of a happy and smiling Jane fills the middle of the screen.
A second caption types up at the bottom of the screen, confirming that, “She says you only have to have sex with one animal on national television to get all the dirty looks you’ve ever wanted.”
In the safe knowledge that Jane has fulfilled her desires, we fade out for another show.
She says she’s recognised on a daily basis, and she’s loving the attention.”