S19:E19 – Jane Wilson (60), from Halifax (Y)

This week our show begins with an establishing shot of the exterior of a large sprawling, angular building. It’s been updated, but we can tell that it’s actually an old factory building that’s been updated and converted into a large shopping space.

Above the entrance, a bold, stylized logo reads “Halifax Borough Market”.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we’re in, “HALIFAX, YORKSHIRE.”

After a couple of seconds, we cut to inside the building – discovering that it’s a vibrant, bustling space… A large indoor market with numerous stalls and vendors, each displaying colourful and diverse wares. The air is filled with the sounds of lively chatter, music from a street performer, and the clinking of dishes from a nearby café. Patrons weave through the aisles, some browsing leisurely, while others are engaged in animated conversations with the stall owners.

We notice a particular figure approaching along one of the aisles… It’s our host of the week, Kelly Mills. We haven’t seen her for a while, but we immediately recognise her… Partly from her previous appearences, but mainly because she’s the spitting image of American pop-star Miley Cyrus – but whilst Miley puts on a great show of being a sex-pot, we know that Kelly is as filthy as anyone on the planet… With her love for horses and cameras, there are few women in the world who have been so comfortable showing off their perversions…

Big brunette hair surrounds her pretty, and very familiar, face… And a white mini-dress almost covers her body – the low-cut front showing off what little cleavage she has, the skirt reaching almost mid-way down her slim, smooth thighs. She’s so small and delicate looking that we struggle to believe that she was able to handle a horse once, let alone happy to make it a regular habit.

She smiles as she walks toward camera, introducing herself in her own voice, rather than with a Miley impression. She’s surprisingly posh accent, with a surprisingly confident voice, “Hello… And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Kelly Mills, and this week I’m in Halifax, to meet a lady who shares a very special interest with me…”

We cut away from Kelly to look elsewhere in the market, catching shots of various women as they browse the stalls, or buy, or negotiate… Old women, young women, big, small, black, white… Any one of them could be this week’s guest.

Then we see her – an older lady, pleasant enough looking for her age, with long, straight straw coloured hair hanging down from a centre parting. It’s her cleavage that gives her away. No one would show off this much boob at the market, this woman is clearly here to (try to) be sexy on tv!

She steps toward our camera and introduces herself in a loud, Yorkshire accent, clearly proud of who she is and why she’s here, and happy for everyone around her to hear everything she has to say.

“Hallo there… My name’s Jane Wilson, and I’m 60-years-young… I’m from Halifax, in West Yorkshire, and I refuse to grow old gracefully… And today, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. Hopefully. A horse!” She smiles a wide and genuine smile of excitement, then looks off to the side to nod, as if to say ‘was that okay?’

We cut to a shot of her standing beside Kelly. Old and young, side-by-side. The older lady is noticeably taller than our host, and has much bigger tits, and throughout the interview she looks at her young host as if she’s as interested in her as she is in the horse.

Kelly puts an arm around her, pulling close to her side, then looks up at her, and begins her pre-fuck interview, “Alright then, Janey… Why don’t you tell the viewers at home your story..?”

The blonde looks down at her host, smiles and takes a breath, then fills us in… “I actually get turned on by shame… Being embarrassed is a turn-on. I like the idea of being ‘caught’… The worst I’ve ever actually done is…” She pauses, knowing she’s about to admit that her life has been a little dull to this point. “… I was on the train and I pulled my phone out to google something, and I forgot that I’d been watching UK of Zoo, and I had the sound at maximum… So the whole carriage heard the sounds of – you…” She blushes and Kelly grins, “… Fucking a horse, and the people behind me saw a couple of seconds of the video before I could turn it off… And I had to ride another 20 minutes, with everyone knowing what I’d been watching, and they were all looking at me, and I was so turned-on…”

Kelly hugs her a little tighter, as if she’s congratulating her, “So how do you go from being turned on when people find out you’re turned on by horse-sex… To wanting to have horse-sex – on TV?”

“I’ve always been turned-on by the thought of being caught in the act… I’ve fantasized about fucking a dog, and being knotted, and then someone walking in and catching me. It makes me feel so dirty… It’s not the sex itself – it’s the idea of being exposed as much as being caught. The moment someone walks in on you is over in minutes, but being exposed… Someone knowing your secret. It would be so shameful… It makes my heart pound just to think about it… Doing it on your show… Everyone would know. I’d get that feeling wherever I went. My family, my friends… Co-workers, my doctor, the people at the local shops… I’ll be doing my shopping and people will be looking at me… They’d all have seen me do it… My sordid sex life…” She’s breathing hard, and smiling, looking down at Kelly, clearly very turned on by the thought. “You can’t even begin to know how hot it feels waiting to start this… Knowing what I’m about to do…”

Kelly nods and smiles, “Oh, I know exactly how you feel… I’ve lived this life for a couple of years now!” She pauses, “You’re going to love it… And I’m not going to make you wait any longer…”

We cut to a large, cold building – a concrete walled, steel roofed shed, a row of stables in the distance, but we’re in a large open area, with straw on the floor, and stacks of hay bales around the sides.

It’s hours since we shot the interview, the girls have taken a long car journey since then – travelling down to the secret location of our special stud farm – and now they’re here with the beast. We’re looking out our hostess, smiling and fingering her small boobs through the front of a tight Miley Cyrus tour t-shirt.

We pan from her to look at the real star of our show, the black stallion, Klik-Bait, who is standing at the side of the barn, waiting to be used.

We pan from him to see our guest – already naked, looking at the horse… With her clothes off we can see how slim she is – almost too slim – and how big her boobs are (very), although she’s got her hands cupped over the boobs, so we’re not sure how they actually look. Big, but not much else. We can’t help wondering what this would have looked like when she was in her prime, because whilst she looks glamorous – she’s got a tired face, with plenty of wrinkles, and whilst her body is very slim, her flesh is also loose and wrinkled.

She seems to be more bothered about us seeing her chest sag, that she is about us seeing her pussy, or watching her fuck the horse… She looks from the horse to our camera and asks, “Am I really doing this? Is this really happening?” and smiling as the crew and our host nod and confirm that it is.

“Yes it is…” Confirms Kelly. “And we’re filming everything… Look at the camera…”

Jane looks from the horse to the camera and smiles again, squeezing her boobs as she thinks about being filmed.

“Say ‘hello’ to the viewers at home…” Calls Kelly.

Jane looks into the camera and tries to talk, but her throat is suddenly dry from the nerves and excitement, “Hiiiii”.

We cut to a shot of her taking a few steps toward the horse, hands still on her boobs, then pauses – massaging them together as she continues to get used to what’s happening… Then she takes a few more steps toward him, bending sideways to look under his belly. The camera turns to check out what she can see – and we note that the horse is already showing over a foot of fat and heavy cock, it’s hanging down, growing – fat and amazing looking. We’ve been spraying the urine of a mare in heat into the air infront of him, and he’s more than ready to play.

Cut to – Jane dropping down to her knees beside the horse, kneeling with her big soft resting on her ankles, her hands on the front of her thighs. Looking to the side at the massive member that’s still just hanging there.

She stares at it, a little awestruck now that she’s so close – then nervously reaches out and pokes it, watching it swing. Looking even more awed by the weight of it. Then reaches out and strokes it from the base to the tip. Then from the base to halfway down the shaft, before wrapping her fingers around it and taking a gentle hold on the shaft.

From off camera, we hear Kelly commenting that, “You’re touching a horse’s cock on camera… Everyone can see you…” – and we can see Jane’s chest expanding again, her breath speeding up as our host continues reminding her of her biggest turn-on. Kelly adds, “Tell them all what you’re doing…”

The older woman slowly jerks that huge cock off, gripping it and moving her hand up and down, looking around to our camera again to tell us that, “I’m wanking a horse…” She can barely get the words out, she’s so turned-on. “It’s so bloody heavy… It’s really big…” As if we couldn’t tell from just looking.

As if to demonstrate the weight of the cock, and its length, she raises it up – leaning in a little as it comes up to the height of her face, and then she leans in further, opening her mouth wide, and takes it inside. Forcing the head between her thin lips and inside. Her mouth seals around it, filled completely, and she sucks her cheeks in around and against the shaft.

Sucking hard, she supports the cock with one hand whilst she continues to cup a breast with the other – rather than covering up, she’s switched to squeezing, increasing the intensity of the moment.

Our host continues reminding her of the cameras, “OOOOhhhhhh… Sucking a horse cock on camera…” – it’s clear that Jane’s not forgetting them because she constantly flicks her eyes up to check she’s still being recorded.

We cut to the other side, watching her from the rear as she bends forward toward the horse’s cock, her arse lifting up from her heels, her pussy on show to us. She’s got almost half a century on her, and she’s had a couple of children, and her pussy looks like it’s been well used – but we still can’t help wondering what that huge horse cock will do to that snatch in the next few minutes. Stretch it, we assume.

We move back up close, to watch her do some more sucking. Noisily slurping on it, bouncing her face against it. She looks a little alarmed by how big it is, how it’s straining her jaw, but there’s no stopping her.

Her hands are running up and down the shaft, supporting the cock rather than holding it. She works it for a good minute before angling her head back and letting the tip slip from her mouth, swelling as it is released from the pressure of her lips.

We hear Kelly again, whispering, “Look at the camera… Show them you’re a whore!”

Jane begins to rub the big head of the horse’s cock against her face as she catches her breath, gasping, “Oh God.. Oh my God…” before returning the tip to her lips, kissing and licking it. Turning the tool to the side so she can lick a few inches along it, then back up to the tip, which she rubs against her pursed lips again before breaking into a wide smile. Joy at what she’s doing? Relief that she’s survived so far? It’s hard to tell, but it’s beautiful whatever it is!

We cut away to look at our host, watching from the side, peeling her top off to reveal multiple tattoos and small boobs with pierced nipples. She brings her fingers up to those nipples and gives the piercings a little pull and twist as she watches the blow-job, licking her lips, showing she’s jealous of her guest…

We cut back to see what she’s jealous of – our ageing guest with a mouth-full of horseflesh… Sucking like she’s hungry, breathing like she’s drowning. Turning red in the face as she continues to work the heavy shaft toward her mouth. Making noises – choking sounds, gasping, rasping blocked nose snotty sounds – sounds that make her seem to be both disgusted and aroused, and disgusted that she’s aroused.

So aroused, in fact, that she can’t wait any longer before she moves onto the next phase… She pulls her head back from the cock, almost having to distend her jaw to let the big end of the cock out, her thin lips dragging along the flesh as it flares on its way out.

She gasps, half to get oxygen into her lungs, and half because she’s so turned-on by it.

From out of shot, Kelly asks, “Wasn’t that fun? Wasn’t it?” Jane nods, too out of breath to speak. Kelly continues, “And what would you like to do with it now?”

Jane manages a croaky, “I want to fuck him infront of everyone…”

We cut to a shot of Kelly pushing a rectangular bale of straw from just out of shot to under the horse’s huge body –

His cock is still big, bouncing as she nudges it up above the bail. It isn’t quite as hard as it was when it was being sucked, but it’s still scary big!

Our guest moves quickly to Kelly’s side, pushing forward and diving forward – almost superman style – chest and belly against the rough straw, and her skinny arse up toward the horse’s belly and that huge cock.

Kelly gives her a cute little smack on the bottom, smiling as she confirms, “You ready for this?”

Jane nods, then drops her head over the edge of the bale, her arms wrapped around its sides at first, then raised up behind her, taking a buttock in each hand, spreading herself, opening everything up as our host takes hold of the Klik-Bait’s huge cock, and steering the end toward the well-presented pussy.

We move in closer to watch the fat head being rubbed up and down against the skinny pussy lips. We can see how hard Kelly is pushing it against them from her grip, and from the way the lips are being mashed around. Jane lets out a nervous whine, and then a very short, scared, “No…” – then the tip parts her flesh and pushes inside, and we hear our host celebrate with a “Yeeaahhh!”

We cut to a close-up of Jane – looking right into her face as she winces, gulps and then takes the strain of a horse’s cock pushing into her pussy, her eyes widening – and then, once it’s inside, suddenly relaxing something close to a smile., letting out a slow, “OOoooooohhhh!” then sighing, “That’s biiiiig… And hhhhhhott!”

We cut back to a wide-angle shot, watching as Kelly steps back out of the way to let us get the full picture. Our guest face down on the straw bale, the horse standing over her, his cock disappearing into her pussy. We’d estimate that he’s about six inches deep into her. He’s standing like it means nothing to him, but every one of his little shifts and shuffles is enough to make our guest gasp and moan.

We watch for a moment as she adjusts to what’s happening – then she begins to push her rear end up and down, taking a couple more inches or his meat, then pulling off it. Each stroke giving her a tiny little bit less pain, and a tiny little bit more pleasure as she relaxes into it and her fleshes loosens up. After a few seconds she lets out her first moan of pleasure.

Then we’re back to the close-up… Looking at her pussy spread wide around his fat shaft, a couple of inches of his shaft creamy from her pussy juices.

“How’s that?” Checks our host with a genuinely fascinated tone.

“It’s good…” Gasps Jane. “It’s fucking good!” A couple more writhing backward, upward strokes with her pelvis, and we cut back to a close-up of her face as she adds, “I’m fucking a horse… Oh wowww….” – she looks like this is simultaneously the best and worst moment of her life. The most pleasurable, and the most painful. Scary and joyful.

“And everyone is watching… They ALL know you’re a filthy horse-fucker!”

We cut back to the wide angle, reminding ourselves of how slim this filthy horse-fucker is, how big her boobs are, flattened against the hay bale, and how huge the horse is above her. Once again, we wonder what this would have looked like when she was in her prime at 30 rather than being a 60-year-old glamorous granny. That leads us to wondering what he grand-children will think about this once everyone has seen Granny Jane impaled on a horse cock. Of course, we know that she is thinking about everyone watching – family, friends, work colleagues… The world is watching – and she loves it.

She’s still busy lifting her belly from the bale, pushing herself back against that cock – taking it deeper, gasping, and then drawing back down. We can see the cock bending slightly on each up stroke, straightening out as she pulls forward on the downstroke. “Oh God… Oh, this is… OOoohhh… AAhhh!”

Her movements are mid-way between the search for pleasure and involuntary spasms. Pushing against the cock, twisting her hips, bending her pelvis back and pushing her arse up, taking the cock deeper, then pulling forward again. Moving that massive member in her pussy – shaking and sweating. Her chest swelling and shrinking as she struggles to breath, her soft, flat belly bouncing and twitching against the bale as her muscles tense up. She’s got one hand behind her arse, trying to hold that shaft in her cunt, the other down infront of her, hanging to the side of the bale – her hand in mid-air, fingers out, then fist clenched, then fingers out again…

Her head is turned to the side, looking right into the lens of the camera as she writhes against the horse-cock… Her mouth open, twisting into some kind of smile – lips quivering as she gasps, “Oh God… I’m… Oooohhh…” – she doesn’t say any more, but we know she’s getting off on this.

It must be beginning to feel good for Klik-Bait too, because all of a sudden the horse begins to shuffle and twitch, and then makes a couple of short bucking movements, which visibly shift Jane on that bale, almost knocking her forward off it – and she screams, we suspect it’s more fear than pain…

Meanwhile, Kelly – being a skilled professional and massively experienced in the way of horse-sex, immediately jumps in and grabs the older woman’s free hand, pulling her away from the horse, forward off the bale, so that she falls forward away from, and off, the huge cock, which bounces under his belly, the tip flaring as he attempts to fuck fresh air a few times.

Our guest is left flat on her front on the dirty ground, ‘safe’ from the beast. Still gasping and twitching – the excitement of the ‘rescue’ only adding to the pleasure of the fuck, and the thrill of the cameras…

She takes a second, then rolls over onto her back, sitting upright and supporting herself on one hand.

Her chest swelling and shrinking as she gulps huge lung-fulls of air – one hand down between her legs, fingering her horse-fucked pussy, spreading the lips to show our camera how much ‘damage’ Klik-Bait has caused. She has a look on her face that suggests she’s just jumped off the best ride at the theme park – awed by his power, thrilled by how close she came to disaster. Telling us that, “This pussy just took a horse… Can you see how loose it is? He stretched me out so much… Did everyone see that?”

Kelly interrupts her, “If you want to show them how filthy you really are… Come with me…” and we cut to a shot of the two women back beside the horse, bending away from us toward his belly, showing us one cute little youngish arse, and a slightly saggier, but still skinny, older arse.

We move quickly to get into a position where we can see what they are doing (as if we couldn’t guess), and find that Kelly is hold the huge cock up toward their faces, which are pressed together cheek-to-cheek. Jane’s mouth is wide open.

Kelly has one hand around the shaft, six inches from the flared head, and is squeezing that flared head with the other. She has the expert’s touch, massaging just right to get the desired result. She keeps her eyes on the cock, watching for the tell-tale signs she knows so well, “Get ready for this… Let’s show everyone what a filthy slut you are… They’ll never forget your face after this…”

Jane smiles, knowing what’s about to happen, then fights the smile off and opens her mouth wide again, tongue out over her bottom lip – ready… Eyes flicking from the horse’s cock to the camera lens.

Kelly’s timing is perfect, because as we watch, we see the tip of the cock flare wider, the shaft seeming to stiffen up a little more, and she is keeping it aimed at their faces. She suddenly opens her mouth as wide as possible, sticking her tongue out as far as she can just as fluid explodes from the cock, squirting a huge load onto both of their faces – some of it into their open mouths, some onto their waiting tongues, but most of it into their hair, and onto their foreheads and cheeks.

Jane immediately closes her mouth and swallows, looking as shocked as she is turned on, and pulls back a little. Kelly holds position, still working the cock, knowing a second gout will follow… And when it does, it drenches the front of her face, with her guest missing out.

Our host releases the cock and turns to grab the older woman, a hand on each cheek, turning her head toward her, then leans into to plant a big sloppy horse-cum filled kiss on her mouth. This isn’t about the kiss, it’s about sharing the cum. Jane looks surprised, but doesn’t resist – she takes the cum, and continues to the kiss until our Miley Cyrus look-a-like, her face glistening with cum, pulls away and gives her a big smile, whispering, “Welcome to the club!”

Jane looks equal parts shocked, turned-on, and amazed. There’s horse-cum running down her forehead, and spilling over her lip, and she’s out of breath – from the excitement more than the physical activity. Looking at the horse, then turning to the camera, and flashing us a little smile that tells us she’s relieved it’s over, but has loved every second of the experience.

And on that image we fade out on another successful induction to the United Kingdom of Zoo.

White text begins to type up onto the screen, telling us that, “Jane says she enjoyed her experience with Klik-Bait, but has no plans to do it again…”

An image of a happy and smiling Jane fills the middle of the screen.

A second caption types up at the bottom of the screen, confirming that, “She says you only have to have sex with one animal on national television to get all the dirty looks you’ve ever wanted.”

In the safe knowledge that Jane has fulfilled her desires, we fade out for another show.

She says she’s recognised on a daily basis, and she’s loving the attention.”

S19:E18 – Jenny Barker (25), from Cardiff (W)

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of an old street in an old inner-city area…  The buildings are predominantly single story, red brick Victorian built homes.

A caption fills the screen: “CARDIFF, WALES.”

As the letters fade, we turn slightly to the side, and come to rest on a double story, corner pub.  A sign on the wall, visible from both intersecting streets, reads, “LANSDOWNE HOTEL”.

We cut to inside the pub – a crowded Saturday afternoon bar, with patrons watching an illegal stream of a Premier League football match.  Moving through the crowd, we see a vision of female sexiness…  Blonde and slim, with what looks like a looks like terrific figure – and a huge smile as she moves through the patrons, picking up empty pint pots, turning to watch the match as she moves around, and joking with anyone who can take their eyes off the football.  Viewers will be hoping that this is our guest…  And they won’t be disappointed!

We turn away from her to look toward one of the entrances to the pub as the door opens and a huge black man enters…  It’s not someone we recognise – it’s someone new… Someone we’ve never seen before. We would have remembered seeing him! He’s an elegantly dressed African man, his head shaved, his beard short. Nose wide, lips thick. Very tall, very broad, very bulky – more like a rugby player than a body-builder. Beside him, a huge black, heavy jowled dog…

He steps toward our camera, managing to look both menacing and friendly at the same time, and speaks slowly, with a deep resonance in his voice, soaked in a very French accent. He sounds like Andre the Giant on tranquilisers. “Merru Noel a tous, et bienvenue dans mon reve!” He pauses, then smiles broadly, thick lips peeling back to show off white teeth, then continues, now in English, “I am Cedric Beauceron, I am from France, and I am here to make my fantasy real…”

He breaks into a white toothed smile and looks down – we follow his gaze to see a huge, wide, black mastiff (a Cane Corso to be precise).  “… and here is my animal, Oscar…”

We take a good look at the beast with his huge body, and powerful, thick neck and huge head.

We cut to a shot of our beautiful blonde guest standing beside Cedric, his big arm around her waste, holding her narrow waste – with the huge hound sitting on the floor to his side.  There’s no chain, no collar – the dog is just terrifically trained, and knows his place.  Sit and wait.

Our French host’s imposing physique contradicts his friendly manner as he holds the young blonde to his side, leaning down to almost whisper his invitation to her to – “Now, dirty blonde slut…  Tell us who you are, and why you want to have sex with this beast…  And maybe, if you a good girl, I let you have some fun…”

The blonde sounds like she looks – fun, friendly, full of pep…  Her voice quite soft, with a lovely Welsh lilt, “I’m Jenny Barker…  I’m 25 years old, and I’m from Cardiff, in South Wales…  And I…  Just want to do something very, very, dirty…”  She breaks into a giggle at the thought of what she’s saying (and what she’s talking about doing) – “… Like fucking your dog!”

Cedric immediately pulls her closer to his side, his hand slipping up her side and around her front until he’s pretty much grabbing her boob.  Her knees buckle a little, suggesting that the thrill of being on the show is being enhanced by the man-handling.  Our host enhances this by leaning in to whisper in her ear (loud enough for us to hear) – prompting her, “Now bitch, tell the viewers why you want to get focked by my dog…”

The blonde beauty puts her shoulders back and begins to talk with a happy – almost too happy – tone, loud enough for anyone to hear (if they’re able to tear themselves away from the football on tv, which is clearly more important than watching this sexy slut talk about doggy desires)…

“I’ve always been Little Miss Perfect…”  We don’t doubt this.  With her slim body, big chest, blonde hair, pretty features and big white teeth – she’s not far from perfect!

She continues, “Even when I was at school, all the time, I was the one that all the boys wanted… The teachers as well.  And it’s been the same since I left school…  I mean, I love the attention – it’s wonderful – but it can be exhausting…”

Despite her ‘complaint’, she seems quite happy to wave her hands infront of her tightly dressed body and her pretty face to highlight how good she looks.

She continues, “Is hard work to look this good all of the time… It’s a lot to live up to!  And sometimes, I just want to be free and do something ‘ugly’.  So, THIS is my ‘ugly’.”

We cut to look at the huge black hound infront of her.

She continues as we watch the dog panting, flopping his big tongue out to lick his jowls, “I can’t imagine anything more disgusting or grotesque than having sex with an animal…  Or more appalling than doing it on television…  Where everyone can see me being ugly.”  We cut back to a shot of our guest, smiling at the thought of being ugly. “I can’t wait for all those boys see me, Little Miss Perfect, getting it on with a dog!  I wonder how many of them will still want me after that!”

We pan off her to look at the football viewers in the background, noting a few of them twisting around to check out their favourite barmaid.

Back to a two-shot of our host pulling the blonde in closer to his side – her twisting slightly, but not resisting at all as he pushes his big mouth in closer to her ear and snarls, “Tell them what turns you on about dog-sex…”

She thinks for a second, then answers, “Just that it’s so filthy…  It’s just an ugly, messy thing.  I’ve watched so many videos of it, and those girls always look so – fucked – by the end.  Wet, tired, scratched..  Just completely fucked.  And they look so dirty – like they know how dirty they are…  They are soooo NOT perfect.  Ruined.  And I can’t wait for that to be me!”

We see Cedric licking his thick lips and nodding – he clearly can’t wait for it to be her either.  His deep voice and French accent sound extra seductive as he growls, “Let’s go…  Upstairs…” – and Jenny’s reaction – a little smile and a nod – confirms that she can’t wait.

There’s an immediate change of tone and atmosphere as we cut to a much quieter location – a bedroom upstairs in the pub – with Cedric bending toward our guest, pulling her blouse up out of the top of her skirt, working on the bottons…  Him whispering, urgently, “Stroke it…” as she reaches up to stroke his crotch as he continues removing her top…

Pulling her blouse off, revealing a firm young pair of boobs tightly held in a sexy quarter-cup bra, her erect nipples sitting proud above the cups, the big Frenchman leans in to kiss his guest – who kisses him back with vigour.  She doesn’t just want to fuck the dog – she wants to fuck everything…  

She’s still stroking his crotch – the long, fat bulge of his big black dick pushing against the front of his trousers – as the Frenchman bends forward to grab at her skirt, almost ripping the button off and the zip down to loosen the waist and let it fall to the floor around her feet.  She’s left in the briefest pair of panties, which barely cover the crack of her arse – the rest of her body completely exposed.  Cedric’s big black hands moving over her shoulders, her back, her buttocks – grabbing and groping at her, pulling her against his front at he continues kissing her.  Breaking off briefly to snarl, “You want to suck my cock?  Or my dog’s cock..?”

The young blonde seems wracked with confusion as she considers the question, then answers with a quizzical, “Can I suck both?”

We cut to a shot of Jenny on her knees behind the huge dog, and infront of his owner…  The dog’s cock is already hard, pulled back between his hind-legs; likewise Cedric’s cock has been pulled out of his pants.  The blonde has one in each hand – and it’s hard to say which is more impressive.  The black man’s cock is long and hard, with a large smooth circumcised head, whilst the dog’s huge erection has the added element of being genuinely disgusting.  Bloated, misshapen, rock-hard and criss-crossed with little blood vessels, with an ugly angled tip that’s already glistening and dripping with pre-cum…

It’s an unusual move for our show – we usually like to show the whole build-up – the first touch, the first look…  So, when we cut to this double-dick action, we know we’re in for a show…

She looks from one to the other, up at Cedric’s, then down at Oscar’s…  And then up beyond the dick to Cedric himself, a cute smile on her face as she asks, “Which one do I start on?” – not waiting for an answer before snaking her tongue out and flicking the tip over the big black cock…   Then turning her head and flicking it over the end of the dog’s cock…  Back and forward, turning her head from one to the other, running her tongue over each, then kissing each cock, then sucking the head of each cock, then sucking the end of each cock, gradually taking more on each turn…  Smiling and giggling as she switches from one to the other.  

She pauses infront of Cedric’s big black cock and moans, “Mmmmmm…  Nice…  I love it…”, then commits to it and slides it deep into her mouth, pushing to the back of her throat.  Working her mouth back and forward an inch, almost choking each time.

Our host constantly spurs her on, clearly appreciating her work, “Suck it…  Suck my cock – yeaaaasss…”  But soon switching to, “Now suck his cock…”

She smiles as she draws the black dick from her mouth, then pulls back and takes a breath before moving back to the dog’s dick, sucking on that with the same hunger…  Bending forward to slide it deeper into her mouth.  Bouncing her face down toward his rear end, swallowing it all up…

As she’s sucking Cedric bends forward over her, reaching down with one hand to casually flick the back of her bra, popping the whole thing loose.  She shuffles her shoulders as she continues to suck that dog cock, the bra falls off them freeing her firm boobs.  

She pulls back from the cock to let the bra fall off her arms.  She’s coughing and smiling, with long lines of mucous hanging from her lips as she looks up at our host and then returns to his cock…  As she sucks on Cedric’s meat, we can see little jets of cum still shooting from the tip of Oscar’s canine cock…

She sucks the black guy for a few seconds, aiming the dog’s cock with one hand toward those freshly exposed tits, letting the dog squirt on them whilst she sucks the man…  

Our host moans, “Oooooohhh…  You suck cock good for a white girl…”, as she works his pole.

She clearly wants to get back to the beast…  She pulls back, letting more mucous stretch from her lips to his dick.

“Go to my dog…  You are are ‘ere for my dog…”  Urges the African.

She smiles and answers, “If you insist…”, then licks those sticky lips and turns back to the dog, releasing Cedric’s cock so she can get into the full-on doggy blow-job, lowering her head back to Oscar’s massive member, taking it into her mouth with a real hunger, and dropping her head on it to suck hard.  Sliding her face toward him, going deep, then back, over and over…  Her lips dragging along the shaft…

Our host moves behind her and crouches down to pull her panties down over her behind, then down her legs.  She lifts each knee to let him pull them off, without ever stopping that blow-job.

She keeps going as long as she can, then pulls back, those long lines of sticky mucous drooping between his cock and her lips.  She wipes them across her face, then slides her hand across her firm tits, smearing it all over.  Looking down at the dog with the horniest look on her face…  She can’t get enough!

She drops forward onto her hands and knees, turning her back on the beast and offering up her rear – looking over her shoulder toward him, calling for him, “Fuck me now…  I want that cock inside of me!”

Our host notes, with a smirk, that, “Oscar can’t fuck you…‘E ees too beeg…  ‘E weel keel you…  So you ‘ave to fuck heem…”

She smiles, nodding as she rises up from hands and knees to just her knees.  Giving us the clearest full frontal yet – fake boobs, flat belly, shaved pussy…  It’s all good. Not perfect, but definitely good.

We cut to a shot of the huge dog already on his back, his fat cock sticking ten inches out of his sheath, still glistening from the blowjob she’s just given him, baseball sized knot already formed at the base.

Jenny has her little hand wrapped around the base, behind the knot, holding the cock upright…  She’s looking at it with a mix of hunger and awe as she kneels beside the beast…

“Get on top, beetch!”  Rumbles Cedric, almost laughing at how wide our guest’s eyes are as she takes in the full magnificence of the dog’s erection.

We cut to a wider angle, watching as the blonde moves closer to the Cane Corso’s side, positioning herself to mount him – then lifts one leg and stretches sideways over him, so that she is kneeling astride the dog.  We’re used to seeing our guests mounted by the animals, and our belief has always been that the dog should be in charge, but in this case we can tell from Oscar’s relaxed manner that he is very comfortable with what is going on.

She steadies herself, then reaches around behind her arse, down between her thighs to the dog’s belly, taking hold of his still fully erect shaft…  It’s massive…  Almost scary…  Bloated and glistening, the angled, almost flat tip squirting occasional shots of jism up against her arse and lower back.

Cedric is standing over them, urging her on, “Yeeeesss…  Birty beeeetch…  Take my dog!”

She’s leaning forward and tensing her thighs, raising her behind a little so that she can steer the huge cock toward her pussy – angling it and trying to press it up against her lips…  She pushes her other hand down between her thighs from the front, back between them to control the tip of the cock, and guide it between those lips.

There’s a look of intense concentration on her face throughout – keen to get it right, to be penetrated, and to avoid injuring the beast.

She slots the cock between her labia, and slides herself down the length of the shaft until her pussy lips are resting against the knot – letting out a long, appreciative sigh, obviously enjoying the feel of hot dog cock sliding into her flesh, “Oooooohh…  Gaaaaaahhhhhddd!”

Cedric’s voice merges with hers as he calls, “YYeeeeessssssss!” as she slides down on that fat cock.

We move down for a low angle shot of our guest’s rear, with the fat shaft of the rock-hard cock jammed between her thighs, up into her snatch, her lips dragging along it as she eases up and down.  Her pussy drags along the cock as she rises – and we can almost feel the strain each time she lowers herself onto it.

“OOOooooooohhhh! MMmmmmmnnnnnn!”  Somehow, her Welsh accent even manages to come across in her moans.

We cut to a front angle – she’s got her hands on her boobs, squeezing them as she rises and falls, her head lolling to the side, eyes closed as she thinks about what she’s doing, losing herself in the moment, with a wide, loose-mouthed and satisfied smile across her face.  After a few more slow bounces, she opens her eyes and looks toward our camera, confessing, “Oh my Gohd…  It’s amay-zin…  It’s sooo big, and sooo hard…  I can’t believe it…”

We can see our African host standing beside them, over them, playing with his own huge cock – quite relaxed about it.  What else would a man do whilst watching a dirty blonde riding his dog’s rock hard tool?

Below him, Jenny is moving her hands down from her chest, to the dog’s chest, fingers moving through his short hair as she continues to twist her pelvis and work that doggy-dick.

We cut back to the rear angle, watching her behind rising and falling, the cock sliding in and out…  The dog’s hindlegs spreading a little each time she drops down as her arse grinds into his belly, pushing her pussy against his knot – then she rises up again, showing off that shiny cock.

From the side angle we get another excellent view of her big firm tits as she leans further forward, moving her hands from the dog’s chest, down to the floor on either side of him.  Bringing her chest parallel with his.  White boobs over dark fur.  Her head over his as she continues to bounce back against his dick.  She looks thrilled, whilst the dog simply looks laid back and content.

“YYeeessssss!” Encourages Cedric from the side.  We can just about see him in the background – his lower half anyway, with his big black hand stroking his big black dick as he watches.

We cut to a wider angle shot so that we can see our bitch bouncing on the dog’s belly, and the African standing behind them…  Watching as his guest twists her hips as she pushes back down on the shaft, grinding against his knot, slipping up and then back down quickly.  The whole process getting faster and faster – as is her breathing – and is her moaning.  “OOhhh Oooohhhh oooaaahhhh…  Oh my Gohd, Oh my Gohd…  Oh my Gohd…”

Taking her time, controlling the speed, but struggling to control herself…  Her body beginning to shake, everything jiggling except her tits – which are too firm to move…  Her head shaking, mouth open, lips loose…  Gasping…  Then grimacing as she grinds down hard, rolling her hips with her pussy pressed against his knot again…

And then she’s holding dead still against his belly, her moans turning into squeals – her lips pressed together, then ballooning out as she tries to hold in pain, pleasure, shame and joy…  Cedric encouraging her to, “Cum on my doggies deeeeeek…  YYeeesssssss!”

Then she does…  “AAAAAAAHHHHHoOOOOoohhhhh FFFFfffffuuuuuucccccckkkk!” So loud it seems to upset the dog beneath her as a huge orgasm burns through her body.  Making her face and chest flush red.  She’s still shaking…  Cumming like a slut.

Cedric’s base tones urging her on, “YYYeeessss… Cuuuum on eeeeeeessss cock!” and “Dirty leeeetle slut!”  Looking up at our camera and smiling, “Look at ‘errr cumming on eeeeees cock!”

She’s doing her best to make it last – to survive another wave of pleasure – leaning further forward, her face dropping closer to Oscar’s snout…  And he welcomes her with a huge slopping kiss, which somehow manages to surprise her, sending shocks to meet the orgasms, surprising her so much that she pulls back and falls off to the side…

We cut to the rear shot for a close-up of the huge cock pulling free of her pussy as the bitch falls away to the side, rolling onto her back and shaking, her hands in the air, grabbing at the air…

They lay side-by-side on their backs for a moment – each recovering in their own way…  

Cedric moves over and drops to a knees beside his guest, reaching down to pat her inner thigh, calling to Oscar, “Come on boy…  Lecher…  Lecher…”

The big beast rolls over, and clambers up onto his feet and turns through a hundred and eighty degrees and stumbles up between his bitches knees.  He’s big and unsteady, not very graceful, and he towers over her…  Dropping his huge head down between her legs, his wide snout against the inside of each thigh, cold nose against her sensitive cunt – and then his huge tongue slopping out over her pussy lips…  Following Cedric’s continued instructions to ‘Lecher’ (Lick).

“AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” She squeals. “OOoaaaahhh Ggaaaahhddd.. FFuccck..  Shiittt… Wwwwwwwwooooo!” Thrashing around under the dog, her hands slapping down to the floor on either side of her.  She has to fight herself to not close her thighs around the dog’s head…  Arching her back and squirming under his attention – his tongue smooshing all over her sensitive sex.

With the dog licking her pussy, his owner moves up to her face, shuffling along beside her on his knee – still stroking his cock, now stroking it right over her face whilst his dog licks her pussy.

Looking up at his cock, she brings her hands up to her fake tits, grabbing and squeezing them as she soaks up the moment.  The centre of attention, and she loves it…  “OOOooohhh Gooohhhhdddd!  That’s amaaaaaaayzin!”  and “Gooooood booyyyyyyoooo!”

Between our host and his dog, it looks like she’s on her way to heaven, but like most dogs, this beast is easily distracted, and he doesn’t care about his bitch’s satisfaction.  He’s watching his master jerking over her face…  

Jenny moves one hand from her boob to Cedric’s cock above her face, and the hand from her other boob down to her pussy, rubbing her fingers over her clit at the same speed as she’s jerking Cedric’s cock over her face.  Looking up at his dog, then at him, at she jerks…  Gasping, “Cum on my face…  Cum on my face…”  Over and over until he does…

He growls, sounding almost like he’s in pain, as he erupts hot white man-fat all over her face.  “DIRTY BEEEECCCHH…  OHHHH OOUUUIIII!”

As soon as he begins to ejaculate, the dog starts to walk forward, almost hypnotised, stepping right over his bitch so that she’s jerking off under him.  The dog drops his huge head and begins to clean up after his master.  Licking the cum off the Welsh slut’s face.

She’s under him, his tongue slopping over her face, licking the black man’s cum off her skin, as she fingers herself…  It’s all too much for her, and she’s suddenly cumming again…  And this seems like the most powerful orgasm yet.  Her mouth wide as she lets out her joy and tries to gasp in air – muffled by the dog’s huge tongue slopping over her cheeks and between her lips. 

She’s struggling to breath, but loving every second, and Cedric’s encouraging her from the side, whilst the dog continues his clean up…  But they’re all finished…  So after watching this orgasmic moment for a few more seconds we close in on the dog’s still hard, heavy cock, hanging under his belly, swinging around as he licks her face…  And then we fade to black.

White lettering begins to type up on the screen, telling us that, “Jenny enjoyed her experience on the show, but feels that she hasn’t truly found her ‘ugly’ yet…  She’s open to more animal experiences, but hasn’t tried anything yet.”

The middle of the screen fills with an image of Jenny, stripped naked, surrounded by naked, fat naked old men (wearing masks to hide their identity), being groped by them all, looking halfway between disgusted and excited.

“She says she will continue to experiment until she finds something that makes her feel truly ugly.”

Looking at her surrounded by these old pervs, her perfect boobs, flat stomach, the blonde hair, the pretty face – it’s hard to imagine her ever feeling truly ugly – so we know she’s got a lot of experiments ahead.  We suspect that’s just the way she wants it.

S19:E17 – Mathilda Ford (40), from Wrexham (W)

We begin this week’s show with our camera lined up on a pedestrian shopping precinct… People move from building to building, across a brick-lined street. It’s modern and clean – and based on the number of shoppers who are moving around, it’s quite popular.

Our view of those people is blocked as the screen fills with a caption that reads, “WREXHAM, WALES.”

When the caption fades, we turn to the side and look at a large shop front, with cartoon filled windows of spacemen and scientists, test-tubes, rockets, planets and telescopes – with writing across the top that reads “North Wales’ No. 1 Science Discovery Centre”.

There’s a short pause, then we hear the mid-west American accent of our all-American host, “Hiiii pet-fans…”

The camera turns to see a vision of fake American beauty walking toward us – blonde hair, big jaw, white teeth, and an amazing figure barely concealed within the smallest, tightest little red dress. There’s a solid white bull terrier trotting along by her side, looking up at her as they approach. His domed head looking almost as fake as her perfect tits and peroxide hair.

She continues talking as they approach, “Welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney – and this is my lover Buddy, and this week, we’re in Wrexham, in Wales, to meet a lady who just loves to discover new things.. And this week, I think you can guess what new thing she’s hoping to discover…”

She looks back down at Buddy, who smiles back up at her at exactly the right moment.

We cut to a full length shot of another woman standing infront of the ‘learning center’. Very different to Jenna – she’s slim, without curves, and brunette. Thick, dark framed spectacles are the dominant element of a forgettable, thin featured face. She’s smartly dressed in a black blouse and trouser combination, and sensible shoes. Sensible is actually the perfect word to describe her look from top-to-bottom.

Introducing herself, direct-to-camera, we can hear that she’s definitely not Welsh, her accent sounding more like a Londoner – but mild and smoothed out, an educator making sure everyone can understand her. “Hello… My name is Mathilda Ford. I’m a 40-year-old science educator from Wrexham… And I love to learn all about biology… Specifically animal reproduction!” She smiles, indicating that she’s enjoying teasing her interest in animal sex!

We cut to a two-shot of our guest standing with our host – the slim, conservatively dressed, flat-chested teacher, opposite the Playboy playmate showing off masses of cleavage in a short dress. It’s one of those cruel match-ups that highlights how normal a normal woman looks next to a model.

The American raises her microphone and asks, “So, Mathilda… Welcome to this week’s show… Why don’t you look right into that camera over there, and tell everyone at home why the hell a nice girl like you would want to have sex with a dog?”

Our guest turns toward the nominated camera, looking bright and confident, and begins to tell us her story…

“Ah, well, it’s all about a wild-weekend that I missed out on a couple of years ago…”

“Oooh… We like wild weekends… Really ‘wild’ weekends… Tell us more!” Smirks Jenna.

The brunette continues, “I grew up in London… All my friends are still in London… I moved here because I hate the big city, and because I met a nice Welsh man… And… I love the countryside, I love animals…” She pauses, “Not THAT way… Not yet anyway!” She guffaws once, then pulls herself together and keeps going, “I never, ever, fantasized about having sex with an animal – that was never even on my radar… But a couple of years ago, some of my girlfriends were going on a girl’s weekend, and they told me I had to come down, but they wouldn’t tell me what they were doing… They just said it was going to be special, and no partners were invited. Girls only!”

Again, Jenna smiles, flashing her big white teeth as she coos, “OOoohhh… Girls only… The best kind of weekend!” She winks toward camera and then lets her guest continue.

“I didn’t know what they were planning, and it’s a 4 hour drive to London… And I didn’t want to give up a whole weekend, so I said ‘thanks, but no thanks’… And then after the weekend I find out that they had spent the Saturday night with your man, Dennis… And they were having fun with his dogs… Casanova, and another one… They all got drunk, and they all had a go…”

Jenna interrupts to say, “Oh, one of THOSE wild weekends!”, nodding her head.

Mathilda nods to confirm, then continues her story with a sigh, “When I found out… Even though it had never occurred to me before… They told what they had done, and they all said they regretted it… They felt dirty… Used… Humiliated… But I felt really left out… Like they had done something dirty, and I was jealous, even though they were sad about it… I was so turned on by it… So hot… I found that I wanted to talk to them about it, so much, but they stayed pretty quiet about it… They were full of shame, they never talked about it… I wanted details – did they fuck a dog? Did they suck a dog? Who did what? Did they cum? And the curiosity kept growing in me…”

She takes another breath, and shrugs, then continues, “For the last couple of years, I’ve regretted not going along with them… Not trying it myself. And that regret has been burning away inside me…” She pauses again, taking a moment, then continues, “I asked them for his number, and they begged me not to do it… But that just made me want it more – I was jealous that they had done it, and I hadn’t… I kept watching your show, and every time Dennis was on, I felt so horny… And I realised the only way to do it properly, to get myself my doggy experience, catch up to my friends, and sort of make them feel like they were a part of my experience, like they were part of each other’s experience, would be for me to do it on the show… So I applied… And I hoped Dennis would come to see me… But I got you…” She looks like one of the few people to ever be disappointed to have this Playboy Playmate standing infront of her… Then she looks down at Buddy and smiles, “… And him… And I suppose that’s not a bad alternative!”

She pauses and smiles, looking a little too confident…

“What if it makes you feel as bad as it made your friends feel?” Asks the American.

Our guest shrugs, “I don’t know if it ever really turned them on… They treated it like a joke… I don’t think they considered the downside… But me… I’ve thought it through, and I want it… I can’t wait for it. I think I’ll enjoy it… But in the worst case scenario, if it makes me feel bad, at least I’ll have something to share with them.”

She pauses, nodding to herself, happy with her answer, but clearly taking a moment to think about this ‘worst case scenario’.

Jenna breaks the silence, flashing one of her white-toothed smiles, “Well let’s not keep the nice people at home waiting… You’ve got a fantasy to live out, and they really want to see you doing it…”

Mathilda cracks a smile, she’s more than ready to take this to the next level – and we cut to inside the discovery centre, at the back of the building in a staff area. A couple of couches and a coffee table. The furniture has been pushes back to the walls to make as much space as possible in the middle of the room, and our guest is moving around casually – as if she doesn’t know the cameras are even on yet. Removing her black blouse to reveal a scarlet bra, barely needed as her tits are so small.

We cut to a shot of Jenna, crouching behind Buddy, holding him by the collar with one hand, reaching infront of him to rub his white chest (and lower under his belly) with the other.

Then we’re back on our guest as she unzips her pants and slips them down unremarkable legs revealing red panties and elasticated hold-up stockings that match her bra. She steps out of the trousers and steps into a pair of red high-heel shoes she has waiting. Completing her scarlet woman outfit.

There’s a brief pause as she gives us a frontal look at her – red high heels, up skinny legs wrapped in red stockings, to pale thighs, then red panties, a soft but slim belly, a red bra that barely has any work to do, then bony shoulders, and that pleasant but nervous face and thick spectacles, surrounded by the dark, loose, shoulder-length hair.

We pull back as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra, exposing a small pair of tits with pointed little nipples that are already standing hard, sticking out almost as far as the rest of the breast. She drops the bra, then gives each nipple a little pinch and a pull, making sure they are ‘ready’. She reaches down to her panties, slipping them down over her stockings, revealing a perfectly shaved pussy. With the small boobs and the hairless pussy, she looks much younger than her 41 years.

We pull back as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra, exposing a small pair of tits with pointed little nipples that are already standing hard, sticking out almost as far as the rest of the breast. She drops the bra, then gives each nipple a little pinch and a pull, making sure they are ‘ready’. She reaches down to her panties, slipping them down over her stockings, revealing a perfectly shaved pussy. So long as you don’t focus on her face, with the small boobs and the hairless pussy, she looks much younger than her 40 years.

We cut to a shot of her waiting on her knees, arms out to greet Buddy, or to slow him down. She’s breathing hard, looking a little scared – or at least nervous.

She recoils slightly as the dog arrives infront of her – grabbing at his collar, holding him off her, running her hand over the side of his head, then under his chin and rubbing his neck and chest. “You’re going to be nice to me, right..? Right? Please be nice to me…” She sounds genuinely nervous rather than humorous.

The dog seems to instinctively know that he shouldn’t rush this one, and stands relatively still, letting her stroke him for a little longer as she gradually relaxes, getting comfortable with being this close to such a powerful, and scary looking beast. He may not be the biggest dog on our roster, but his muscles, his mouth, and that domed head, can be quite intimidating to our less guests.

“Why don’t you move a little… Lower…” Suggests Jenna, nodding toward the dog.

Mathilda looks down from her, to the dog, takes a couple more deep breaths… And then begins to edge forward, down, reaching her hand down under his chest, to his belly, to his sheath… Breathing deeply as she slowly fondles it… Looking nervous, but keen…

She moves her hand from under his belly, to over his back, around him, leaning forward so that her little titties are rubbing against his shoulder… Back to fondling his sheath with that hand, her other hand rubbing his chest.

He twists under her, looking up, bringing his snout toward her mouth and slopping his wide tongue over her mouth (which she closes tightly, lips pressed together). She doesn’t back away, focussing on his cock, letting him lick her mouth…

We cut to a close-up of her fingers on his sheath – watching her jerk his cock, drawing the furry foreskin back to reveal the pink lipstick tip within… An inch of it, hidden then revealed, then hidden again as she jerks back and forth…

Then back to the wider shot, looking at her leaning over him, him licking her face, then looking away, twisting down to look under his belly – pushing forward as he begins to feel good down below…

And then he’s twisting harder against her, breaking away from under her arm, making her over-balance, tipping forward onto her hands and knees… As she’s tipping forward, he’s spinning around, and trying to get around behind her…

It’s an accident – but one they’re both happy with… She still looks scared, but she definitely wants to be in this position – she’s making no attempt to bring herself upright…

Buddy moves up behind her – rising up and pushing forward over her narrow back, his front legs wrapping around her, pulling his solid little body tight against her flesh – bending his back around her, angling his sheath toward her rear end, and pumping at her…

Beneath him, Mathilda braces herself – locking her arms out straight under her to support his weight, slightly forward to ensure she can handle his heavy thrusts… He’s barely got going yet, but she’s already letting out nervous whimpers, “Oh God.. Here we go… Ohhh…”

It takes barely a handful of experimental thrusts before he slots his cock home in her willing pussy, then thrusts inside, and then he goes right into overdrive… Fucking her hard and fast – a frenzied, high-speed, merciless attack… Short, powerful strokes… His back bending, his rear end rolled up behind, almost under her crotch…

Mathilda keeps fighting it, pushing back into the fuck, her arms out infront/below her… Gritting her teeth and gasping through them as she adjusts to the pain, humiliation and pure disgusting joy of being fucked by an animal.

We cut to the rear end, looking up at his shiny cock shaft as it jackhammers in and out of her wet pussy… Watching for a few seconds before cutting to a side-angle, close up to look at his front legs digging into her sides as he holds her tight, making sure she doesn’t fall away under his assault. We can already see black hairs stuck to her sweaty skin, scratches left behind by his claws as he first mounted her.

We pull back to see her slim body in more detail, side-on and buried under our beast… Being rocked forward against straining arms, his power almost too much for a nice little educator to handle. Her small tits hanging and shaking, long nipples hard – turning her head toward us so we can see the pain on her face.

As usual, the fucking doesn’t last long, and as we hold this position the dog suddenly slows down, and finishes his thrusting with a couple of extra hard, slow, deep pushes… Squeezing in harder and tight… And then – just holds himself on her, his head hovering near her shoulder…

Still looking toward us, the strain showing on her face, she half whispers, half moans, “I think he’s knotted…”

“Oh you’ll know if he’s knotted…” Confirms Jenna…

After a short pause, during which the strain seems to grow on our guest’s features, the bitch confirms, “Yeah… He’s knotted… Mmmmm… Yeah…”

Standing over her, the dog swings his head around toward us, his mouth hanging open, sharp teeth on show, his eyes sparkling, looking into camera as if he’s saying, ‘Yer goddam right I’m knotted’.

We cut down to the low angle of her rear end, looking up between her thighs at his big cock jammed into her little pussy. The lips spreading around the knot, which is about three quarters buried but straining to get out… We can hear her breathing hard, whining a little about how, “Fucking huge! Ohhhh… It’s too big… Toooo biggggggg…” it is.

We cut to a wider angle, looking back into the room – our crew gathered around the dog and his bitch… Watching him standing over her, holding her, unloading into her… Jenna is crouching behind them, her knees wide apart, her short skirt hitched up to the top of her thighs, a hand down in her panties, working her pussy as she watches… Clearly loving what she’s watching, probably dreaming of switching places.

We can still hear her moaning her complaints, that aren’t really complaints… “He’s soooo fucking big… Myyyy God… Soooo bloody big…”

They remain locked together like this for some time… Then…

We cut to a close-up of her face – noting the strain… Wincing at it grows…

And then we’re back to the rear shot – looking up at the dog’s arse, swelling and winking as he pumps his hot cum into Mathilda…

From near-by, off camera, we hear Jenna asking, “Do you love it…? Isn’t it the best feeling?”

We cut to a side angle to see our guest’s reaction, head and chest down, arse up, powerful dog balanced on her behind… She looks back over her shoulder, twisting a little to try to see her host without unbalancing Buddy. Croak/moaning, “Ohhh yeessssss… It’s… OOoooohhh… It’s the bessssssssst!”

And cut to another close-up of her stretch out cunt, the lips straining to hold onto that knot as it pulls back against them… Cum leaking out of her and running down her inverted body toward her belly. “MMmmnnnnnn!”

Jenna adding commentary, “Oh look at that pussy being streeeeeeeeetched out… Oh, it looks soooo painful and sooooooo good! I’m so jealous!”

We hold this shot – getting closer and closer until the shaft shifts, the knot pops free and the rest of the cock shoots backwards out of her hole, flipping up and away from her snatch as the Bull Terrier slips forward, twists to the side and steps off our first-time beast-fucker…

She’s left on her knees and chest, leaning forward, arse in the air, pussy wet and dripping canine semen on the floor between her knees. Gasping – almost crying – with shock, joy and disgust at what’s just happened. “OOooaaaahhhh mmmmaaaaaaayyyyy GGaaaaahhhhhdddd!”

She holds her position as we move around to her rear to get a better look at that pussy, watching the dog’s cum dribbling out of it… Then seeing her ‘push’ a little gush out, almost making that cum squirt out of her toward the camera – then our view is blocked as the beast returns and starts looking at her snatch, cleaning up after himself.

We can hear her laughing now, reacting to that tongue with pure delight… “OOooaaahh wwwooowwwww!”

We move back to the wider angle so we can see the dog standing behind her, his nose right up to her pussy, his long tongue swiping over it – his big cock hanging down under his belly, heavy, twitching and still ejaculating little squirts of jism onto her floor. With her gasping and smiling under the wet and warm assault – the gasps turning to moans, the smile turning steadily to a look of increasing amazement…

We pull back a little further so we can see Jenna, still crouched down behind them, watching and wanking… Smiling and calling out, “Go on boy… Lick that cunt… Lick that slut’s dirty cunt!” As she’s urging him on, she’s dropping forward onto her knees, then leaning forward onto her free hand so she can watch even closer… So close that the dog begins to lose interest in our guest’s pussy, turning to lick at his mistress’s face instead. Which simultaneously amuses our host, and disappoints our guest!

Jenna pulls back, almost laughing, and pats her guest’s pussy – re-directing the dog’s attention back to the task at hand, giggling, “I know what you want…”

He starts licking pussy again, and we cut to a close-up of the skinny woman’s reaction – gasping and humming, her head to the floor, her eyes closed. Loving that oral action.

We cut to the wider angle again – and it’s a race for the human eye… Which did you notice first? Was it the way Mathilda’s body is shaking, indicating that the dog is really hitting the right spot? Or was it the fact that Jenna has laid down on her back, her head between the dog’s hindlegs, and has his cock in her mouth, bouncing her head up and down and sucking on it. Keeping her boy entertained whilst he pleasures her guest.

We’d love to watch her doing this again – but we’re here to watch the first timer, not the pro… So we move back in to watch her fighting to breathe as that tongue begins to get ‘real good’ for her… His hunger and her nature taking her right to the edge of what looks like it will be a life-changing orgasm…

And then she’s really shaking… Her mouth wide open but silent… Her little titties jiggling… Fingers gripping at the carpet… This goes on for a little while – a long, quiet, body-shaking moment. There’s no dialogue to indicate that she’s cumming, only her tensed body, the redness of her skin, the sudden shiny thin coating of sweat…

Mathilda finally comes to her senses… Still breathing hard as she slowly opens her eyes… And then looking back over her shoulder, letting out a surprised little giggle…

We pull back to reveal that Buddy has stopped licking her – but is still standing right behind her, his jowls close to her arse, just standing there and allowing our host, his mistress, to please herself, sucking on his cock…

Mathilda looks back at them, catching her breath, as we move in closer to watch our host pleasuring the dog… As noted before, we’re not here to watch Jenna suck dog-cock – so it’s no surprise when our guest moves in on the scene, positioning herself on her hands and knees beside the American, leaning in under the beast – bringing her mouth closer to the dog’s dong… Looking nervous but excited, and still a little red-faced from her recent climax.

She asks, “Can I just… Join in..?” – and Jenna, without taking her mouth off the big cock, smiles and nods.

Our guest eases closer, moving right up next to the shaft – and as her host sucks the tip, she begins to lick at the shaft… Running her tongue up and down it, kissing the knot, and then moving back toward Jenna and the tip.

Jenna lets her head drop slowly to the floor so that the end of the cock is out of her mouth, and then with it still dangling against her face… She brings one hand up and takes a gentle hold on the shaft, steering it away from her face and toward her guests, urges her to, “Suck his cock… Get the tip in your mouth and suck it… Taste him…”

Mathilda fights a smile as she continues to lick down the shaft, flicking her tongue around the tip when she gets there… Rolling it around the end, gradually allowing Jenna to direct the meat into her mouth – and once it’s inside, closing her thin lips around it… Not so much sucking it, as holding it in place… Letting Jenna pump the cock into her mouth… Slow, not too deep, just teasing him in and out of her.

“That’s it…” Coos Jenna. “Suck it nice and slow… Just savour the moment… Sucking a dog’s cock… Like a whore!”

“Yeah… Suck it… You love it!” Continues Jenna, giving her guest all the encouragement in the world to keep going. “All girls love the dog cock once they taste it!”

Whilst Mathilda continues sucking, Jenna turns toward camera, and repeats to the viewers at home, “All girls love the dog cock! All of them!!”

And then we’re back to watching the blow-job… Still slow and deliberate, but increasingly deep and serious… Intense…

Sucking it all the way in, right to the back of her mouth – it’s a miracle she’s not choking. We’re impressed as we see her getting it so far in that her lips are touching the knot… She must have no gag reflex at all!

And then she’s opening even wider, trying to take the knot inside (there’s no chance of this happening, no woman can open her mouth wide enough to take Buddy’s knot) – letting Jenna push deep… When our host realises it can’t go any deeper, she switches to pumping the cock in and out of Mathilda’s mouth with increasing speed. Calling with increasing levels of excitement, “Yeahh… Slut… Take that cock… Suck it… Take it… You dirty slut…”

Then she pulls the cock back, and lurches forward to steal a kiss from her surprised guest… Fucking, licking and sucking dogs was part of her plan, but kissing another woman is a bit of a shock. It doesn’t last long though, because Jenna has re-directly that cock down into her own mouth for another quick suck, just to get that gloriously dirty feeling back again, and then she’s spitting it out and pushing it back into her guest’s mouth…

In a wider shot again, we can see Jenna on her back, with her head under the dog’s belly, pumping his cock to the side into the mouth of our guest, who is laid out on her belly, with her hands and forearms folded under her chest and her head raised up.

She’s sucking, but she’s mainly just letting the American use her mouth as a soft, wet, hole for the dog’s cock… Sliding it in and out, and urging her to, “Swallow it all… Go on, slut… Swallow that doggy spunk!”

Mathilda reacts to every comment with a muffled “Mmm-hhhuuu” as she sucks. She isn’t swallowing, she’s letting the cum spill forward and out around the shaft, and once Jenna realises that the juice is going to waste, she pulls the cock out again, and pushes forward for another kiss…

A kiss that starts lips-to-lips, then turns into an all over lips and chin lick-fest as she cleans up every drop… She even releases the dog so she can hold her guest’s head still whilst she is licking and sucking!

Buddy steps away as the women kiss (or as Jenna licks her guest’s face clean) – turning around and returning to join in with the licking… Pretty soon we’ve got three tongues flicking in and out, across each other. Jenna aiming for both the dog and her guest, Buddy aiming for whatever he can get, and Mathilda doing everything she can to get the dog’s tongue on hers or into her open mouth.

The sex is over, but this nice post-coital kissing session gives us another thirty seconds of fun before the beast backs off and our two ladies finish off with a friendly, but not particularly passionate final kiss… They pull apart and both look over to our camera, confirming that the show is over by flashing smiles and little waves and calling out “Goodbye” and “Thankyou UK of Zoo!”

And that’s it for another debut dogsex session – so we fade to a black screen.

After a few seconds, white letters begin to type up on the screen, telling us that, “Mathilda says that before she came on the show, she wasn’t sure if she was curious about the zoo lifestyle, or if she genuinely wanted to be a part of it…”

A series of images fill the middle of the screen, a naked Mathilda on her knees, smiling as she helps a brunette (her age) with a Labrador on her back; then a naked Mathida grinning as she pinches the nipples of a blonde (her age), on her hands and knees with the same Labrador on her back; then a naked Mathilda on her back on the floor, with her head between the legs of the Labrador, which is licking the rear end of another brunette.

A second caption below these images tells us that, “Since the broadcast, she has obtained her own dog, and ‘re-acquainted’ herself with her friends from London – and has convinced them that what they did was nothing to be ashamed of!”

The last image in the middle of the screen, is all four of the women, Mathilda and her friends, all gathered around the Labrador’s big hard cock, all waiting to take a turn sucking as they smile up at the camera for the ultimate group selfie… And that’s it for another week.

S19:E16 – Nicolette Hendrie (56), from Folkstone (SE)

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large car park, wrapped around an unimpressive low-rise grey building with sloping roofs…

A caption fills the screen: “EUROTUNNEL TERMINAL, FOLKSTONE.”

When the caption fades, we cut to the inside of the building, looking around the inside of a mini-mall/food-court – a hundred travellers grabbing a last-minute book to read from WH Smiths, or a quick snack before boarding their train to France…

Then, through the crowds of travellers and shoppers, we see our shortish, widish, white-haired Scottish cunt of a host, Andy, walking towards us with his hands in his pockets – no dog in sight (because we couldn’t get him through customs into this area.

Still quite a distance away from the camera, Andy begins his introduction, speaking loud and clear, direct to camera, happy for everyone to hear what he has to say, “Hallo there… Welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss… And this week, we’re all the way down in Folkstone, closer to Paris than we are to my beloved Motherwell – and we’re going to introduce yet another dirty, dirty… Dirty… Desperate, dirty, doggy-whore, to all of you…”

He turns his head to the side, and we whip pan across to a small, over-priced café – looking at a tall, slim, slightly gawky looking woman with short blondish hair and square face. She’s not unpleasant – but she’s not what you’d call a good-looking woman.

We cut to a lot closer – looking directly over the counter at her as she turns as if to serve us, a smile softening her features as she introduces herself, “Hello… My name’s Nicolette Hendrie… I’m 56 years old, and I’m from just outside of Folkstone… And I’m here today to have sex with a dog!” She smiles as she completes her comment, looking around at the various bystanders (off camera) who have just realised what’s going on.

We cut to a two-shot of this distinguished older lady standing to the side of our host. He stands with his hands in the pockets of his jacket, looking fairly disinterested in what she has to say – spending more time looking down at his dog than he spends looking at her.

“Alright then…” Sighs Andy, “Before I let my dog fuck you… Let’s hear your excuse for being a filthy little dogslut wannabe…”

Nicolette acknowledges the question with a nod, then prepares to tell her story.

“Of course, yes… Ah… This all started years ago… Long before you show started. Back then you never heard much about this kind of thing… It was something that I’m sure you could find on the internet, but people didn’t talk about it. Sometimes there would be a story in the newspapers, very carefully worded so that you, sort of, knew what had happened, but didn’t get any of the fun details.”

Andy barely looks at her as she tells her story, but nods and lets out a bored “Yeah yea…” as she talks.

She continues, “I never paid it much interest, and then I saw a story and it said,
‘Woman Arrested for Indecent Act with Dog at Swinger Party’ – and there was something about that… It wasn’t just a woman doing something she shouldn’t with a dog, but she was doing it at a swinger party, which meant there were people there watching…”

She shrugs, pulling an amazed face, then continues, “I was… Shocked… And, I suppose, curious… I mean, the idea of having sex with a dog is disgusting, but, you know, disgusting can sometimes be a turn-on… I’ve always been such a private person, and, I think, quite ‘vanilla’… But I was very curious. I kept looking for follow-up articles. I wanted more details. I wanted to know what she did with the dog, and how many were watching… And I wanted to know what happened to her afterward…

“Of course you did…” Andy taunts sarcastically, leaning forward, his eyes intense. “… You’re a dirty little wannabe dogwhore, aren’t you?”

She takes a moment, not answering directly, choosing her words carefully. “Well, as I said, it was the element of exhibitionism, being watched by others during the act. That aspect really ignited something inside me. I began to wonder what it would be like to be observed in such an intimate, forbidden moment.”

“So…” Sighs our host. “You read a story about a slut fucking a dog at a party, and you got jealous, and YOU wanted to be the centre of attention… And now you want to be on the tele… Being fucked by my big dog, with your old titties swinging, and you looking right in the camera so everyone can see what a cunt you are?”

Nicolette pauses, considering her response, her face reddening, “Well… When you put it that way… Yes, I suppose that’s what it is really.”

“And you want to do it on camera, not at… Say… A swinger’s party, like your hero?” Checked Andy, still without really looking up from his dog.

His guest nods and smiles a little, “Well… I’ve attempted to explore the fantasy,” she confesses. “A few years ago, I took my hubby along to a couple of swinger events, hoping to find – I don’t know, perhaps hoping to find someone with a dog, or to see someone put on a dog-show…” She shrugs again, frowning this time, “But each time, I left disappointed. It seems my ideal scenario exists only in an old newspaper, and in my imagination.”

The camera lingers on Nicolette’s contemplative expression, capturing her frustration and excitement.

Andy finally looks up at her, an accusing look on his face. “And now you’re so desperate to get fucked by a dog, that you’re willing to come out in public, on camera, on tele, for the whole world, and admit that you’re a dirty dogslut?”

She blushes, then nods, then admits, “Yes… And, not so much ‘willing to come out’, as ‘wanting to come out’… I want everyone to know that I want to be fucked by a dog!”

Andy looks up at the camera and asks, “Did you get that? Dirty slut… Wants to be fucked by a dog… All the rest is just bullshit.” He nods, then adds, “Let’s get on with it then…”

We fade through to a shot of our guest already naked and kneeling on the floor. She’s very slim and very pale. Everything has that over-50 softness to it, so whilst she’s not fat, nothing is flat. Her belly creases as she bends and twists, and her boobs (not huge, but not small) hang forward and swing as she leans forward to push at the dog’s chest, pushing him away as he skips around on the floor infront of her.

Each time she pushes him away, he bounces to the side and then comes back at her. His mouth slightly open, tongue lolling around, his ears up and pointed, and his long tail wagging. He’s having as much fun as she is.

As she plays with him, she comments for the camera, “He really is a very big boy, isn’t he?” and then, with a sense of excitement, “And sooo much energy!”

“Aye…” calls Andy from behind the camera, “Big in more ways that one… And you’ll be feeling that size and energy soon enough!”

Our guest looks up at him as he speaks, her expression showing just how much his words, and the concept, mean to her.

The big German Shepherd skips to the side, trying to get behind her, rearing up to try and get at her rear – wrapping his paws around her back, as she pulls away, laughing at his eagerness…

She pulls his paws away from her body, letting him drop back to the floor as she shuffles forward on her knees, still smiling – looking back at him and commenting that, “You want to get started right away… Don’t you? Bad boy!!”

She begins to bend her knees, pushing her butt back a little to taunt the dog… “You want to fuck me, right here, don’t you? Right now…”

She leans forward to her hands, presenting her rear to the beast… And rather than mount her, he drops his snout to her snatch – giving her a few experimental licks, before trying to mount her again…

This time, rather than push him away, she allows him to push her forward, letting him pull his chest up over her arse as she drops forward from her hands to her elbows and forearms, her head back and turned to the side, toward our camera, so we can see her whole body in profile and her face in detail. Her titties hang down and shake as the dog slips over her behind and onto her back, wrapping his front legs around her narrow waste, wrinkling her flesh under his grip. His belly slides up against her arse and he begins to pump at her immediately…

She’s closer to laughing that screaming, looking back over her shoulder at the beast, then up at the camera, “Oh God… Ohhh… He’s trying… He wants…” – but she can’t finish a thought let alone a sentence because he’s thrusting up against her, jamming the tip of his semi-erect cock against her pussy – shuffling closer and holding tighter as he seeks the best position to fuck his bitch…

We move in closer to their hind-quarters, getting a better view of the action – Nicolette’s arse pushed toward the beast, her back arched down, her belly almost closer to the floor than her dangling tits – her arms forward, elbows and forearms taking the weight and power of the thrusting…

The beast lurching forward against her, pushing her around, pumping at her behind… Making her rock forward, her big floppy tits swinging under her chest. We can just about spot the tip of his cock, sticking out of his sheath as it bumps against her pussy and thighs.

The experimental thrusting continues for a little while, then Nicolette shifts her weight and manages to lift one hand off the floor – moving it down between her thighs, fingers onto her pussy lips, spreading then open infront of the canine cock… Giving the beast an easier target… Which he hits a couple of times before getting the depth and timing of his thrust just right and finding himself buried in her… “OOOOAAAHHHH!”

And then it’s an immediate escalation of the action. Hard. Fast. Serious.

We cut to a wider angle so we can see her reaction to the penetration and the sudden slippery pounding… She’s in pain, she’s in heaven… She’s loving all of this!

The powerful dog gives her his most intense attention – thumping up against her arse, his back bent to force his crotch as far forward as possible… Stabbing into her.

His hind paws shuffling and scrape on the floor between her legs, looking for extra purchase to push up harder against her, allowing him to deliver a harder fucking, forcing her into a short, sharp, loud shout of surprise and delight, “AAHH FFUCCCKK! FFUCCCKK!”

We cut down to the low angle – looking up again to watch the cock slamming into our guest, then watching as it appears to stretch out of her, then slamming it back in. We can still hear the “FFUUCCKK… AAAAH.. AAHHH… FFFUCCCKK!”

To the wide shot again, watching the dirty slut keeping her face turned toward the camera to let us see that she is enjoying being fucked by the dog, still swearing, “FFFUUCCKK!” and baring her teeth in a twisting, happy but hurt snarl… Taking the hammering – and loving every second of it!

He continues to pummel her – each thrust sending a ripple through her arse and thighs, wobbling her skinny but soft belly and shaking her dangling tits…

The fuck doesn’t last that long – dog fucks rarely do – but it’s long enough for our guest to let her head drop, with another gasped, “FFUUCCKK!”, slumping forward so those soft tits are against the floor, leaving her arse in the air and the dog pretty much bouncing on it, his hind paws just about touching the floor between thrusts, before coming to a halt after a few last spasming bounce/thrusts. “OOAAAHHH! FFUUUUU…”

We cut to a close-up of her pussy again, looking from behind – through the dog’s hind-legs as they hang on either side of her arse. We can see her pussy stretched and spread around the beast’s knot. Because of the dog’s angle on her behind, resting on her raised arse, he is already slipping forward on her back – resulting in that knot already pulling against her pussy lips, straining them…

Her grunted moans continuing, “OOooohhhAAAHHHHHH! OOOOOHHH GGGAAAAHHHDDDD!”

Andy drops into shot, crouching down next to his guest and reaching in, taking hold of the base of the dog’s tail, lifting is out of the way, whilst using his grip to help hold the beast steady (and inside the bitch). He calms the beast with reassuring, “Good boy… Good boy..! Fill this dirty cunt up…” as he lifts the tail up to show us the knot filling Nicolette’s pussy.

He turns his head toward our camera and is about to begin commenting, then pauses to let Nicolette utter another loud moan, then starts, “I love to see my boy doing a good job… It fills me with an enormous sense of pride… A bit like he’s filling her up with an enormous amount of cum!”

He moves to the side so we can get an even better close-up of the dog’s cock in her snatch… With one hand still holding holding the tail out of the way, he runs his finger around his guest’s straining pussy lips, “You can see just how well that big, ugly, knot fills out our dirty slut’s old cunt… And if you look closely, you can see that knot pulsing… Each pulse meaning that he’s shooting another lovely hot squirt of doggy spunk into her belly…” At the end of the sentence, he smacks the side of Nicolette’s behind, making her yelp in surprise.

We cut to a close-up of her face – her cheek now resting on the floor, her eyes drooping closed, a slight smile as a result of everything that’s going on, including that bottom slap. She rolls her head over, face to the floor, then the other way, leaving us with a view of the back of her head.

Andy calls, “Turn around, bitch… You wanted the world to see your face… Look into the camera whilst you’re knotted…”

She slowly rolls over from one side of her head to the other, so she’s facing back toward the camera, opening her eyes to look right into the lens, then smiling a little wider. We can see the pain of the knot, but also the enormous pride she seems to have in showing off. She tries to speak, but it comes out as a whisper, “Hello there…”

From just out of shot, Andy tells her to, “Tell the nice ladies and gentlemen at home how much you love it…”

She takes a breath, building up the energy to speak clearly through the intense sensations, “I… Love… The knot…” She purses her lips at the end of the statement as a fresh wave of pain/pleasure rolls through her.

“Why?” Calls Andy.

She pauses again, summoning the energy to think before she speaks. “Because I’m… A dirty fucking… Dog-slut!” And then she lets out a sigh of pleasure. Like so many of our guests, the simple act of admitting what they have become has become pleasurable.

We cut back to a wide-shot, watching the scene from the other side of the room – with our aging bitch on her knees, with her soft tits and face to the floor. The big German Shepherd on top of her, slipping slightly forward on her back. Our host behind then, helping the dog hold position. Beyond them, we can see half of our crew, lighting, filming and recording sound from the other side.

A snippet of dialogue sneaks through, Andy saying “7 minutes… You okay?” – showing apparent concern for his guest’s comfort, his off-camera/behind-the-scenes character being very different to the cunt he pretends to be on camera. We don’t hear her reaction because we cut back to look at a close-up of her pussy, with that ugly knot still throbbing inside.

Then we’re back to her face… Close-up. Sweaty and red. She looks exhausted. The sensations, and the thrill of performing the most explicit and disgusting sex act imaginable on camera, combining to take all of the energy out of her. She suddenly looks every one of her 56 years, and some more.

She’s gone completely silent, and is starting to gasp for air like a fish on the river bank, indicating that the intensity of the moment has gone up a few notches over the last couple of minutes as that knot has throbbed and swelled in her cunt, stretching out her tired flesh to its limit…

We cut back down to look at her pussy again, looking at the bowed flesh, stretching around the ugly knot, that slim tube of flesh stretching back from her hole into the dog’s sheath. They are locked together, and she is under extreme strain as the lips yawn wider and wider…

We almost hear the ‘pop’ as the knot finally breaches the hole, snapping back out of her flesh, followed by the long, glistening shaft, then a little gush of canine semen. She lets out a loud gasp of relief…

We cut the side-angle again, re-watching this moment – the knot popping out, the shaft slipping out behind it, flipping around as the dog slides forward over her back, no longer anchored by his member. She gasps and then slumps forward even harder against her chest, pancaking her soft tits against the carpet.

As the beast dismounts, she is left exhausted on the floor, still in position with her arse in the air. We move around behind her to take a look at the disaster zone that is her pussy. The glistening flesh gaping open, pink and tender insides drenched in her pussy juices and the dog’s seed. Dark dog hairs are stuck to her sweaty behind and thighs.

Bucky has staggered away and is already slumped in the corner, cleaning himself up. It’s clear that our guest doesn’t have the energy to challenge him for the right to lick his cock…

Andy is still behind her, and we cut to a shot of him holding a glass under her pussy, and slipping two fingers into her hole. She moans appreciatively as he begins to pump in and out of her wetness. He tells her to “Roll your hips…” – and as he’s pumping into her, fast and slippy, making wet noises, she begins to arch her back up, changing the angle of her pussy so that the dog’s cum can leak out of her cunt, and dribble down into the glass. Andy is finger fucking her, and helping to draw the cum out of her at the same time. It looks like he’s done this a hundred times – he has the move down perfectly.

We get an extreme close-up of the sperm gathering at the bottom of the glass – not a lot, but enough for some fun… Then we get a close-up of her face, still looking exhausted, completely spent, but appreciating the finger fucking. “Mmmmmm… Yeeaaahhh… Mmmmmm…”

Then we’re back to her pussy, watching as Andy sinks his fingers all the way to the knuckle, then draws them out slowly, glistening with juices from bitch and dog, running them over the rim of the glass, letting the last few drops drain from her pussy into the bubbly, watery mix – which seems to have increased quite a bit since the previous shot. In addition to the extra leakage, Andy has ‘bulked up’ the brew with a mouthful of his own spit, which is floating in the middle of the jism.

We follow the glass as he brings it around from between her legs, to infront of her.

“You look like you’re in need of refreshment…” Jokes Andy, still in his snide on-camera character.

Nicolette opens her eyes, sees the glass, and smiles again. A tired smile, but still a genuine one… She rolls her behind away from us, flopping onto the outside of her thigh, bringing herself up on one elbow, then sweeping her hair back from her face with her free hand before reaching out for the glass.

“Thank-you… I’m thirsty for more!!” She jokes, licking her lips as she takes the glass from our host.

She repositions herself on her elbow, propped up so that she can bring the viscous fluid to her lips, holding the glass so that the cum is almost at the rim, almost ready to spill into her mouth… Fighting another little laugh, and then unturning it and pouring everything into her mouth – which she keeps open so we can watch in close-up as the watery fluid fills the gap between her teeth and her tongue, threatening to spill over her bottom lip as she fights that smile.

After letting us look for a second she closes her mouth and forces herself to swallow – which seems to be hard work, and knocks the smile off her face for a second… It soon returns as she gasps an “Aaahhhh!”, then opens her mouth, and lifts her tongue, to show us it’s all gone.

She licks the rim of the glass, then tips her head back, and turns the glass almost upside down over her open mouth… A last drop forms and drips onto her tongue, making her giggle. “Oh my… Is there any more?”

Andy reaches into frame, his two fingers still glistening from rummaging around in her pussy – and she quickly takes his fingers into her mouth, running her tongue between them, then sucking on the fingers, looking up, beyond the camera, into our host’s eyes as she does a good impression of fellating his fingers, moving her head up and down them in a way that makes us wish she would fight the dog for a chance to suck his dick.

We watch this finger-licking fun for a few more seconds, then back away from her to look over at Bucky, who is twisted around on his side, still cleaning his cock. He looks up as Andy calls, “See this? This should be your cock, boy?” – as our guest continues to suck on his fingers. The cock looks confused, then returns to cleaning his own cock, evidently quite happy, with no need for a slut to do the work… And we fade out on another fantastic fuck.

White letters begin to type up onto the screen, telling us that: “Since her show was broadcast, Nicolette has discovered a local swingers club that incorporates dog-shows into their regular get-togethers. She says that she is revelling in this new world of shared joys and exhibitionism.”

Low grade iphone video footage fills the middle of the screen – a few couples, naked with their faces blurred out, lounge around fondling each other, watching Nicolette and another woman (with her face blurred out) as they play with a large golden retriever dog. Nicolette is on her knees, and as the video plays we see her lean forward onto her hands and present her behind to the dog. She calls out, “Let’s see how THIS one does it…” – as if she’s experienced a few different dogs since we last saw her. The other woman pats Nicolette’s behind, encouraging the dog to mount her. We freeze frame as the dog rears up over her and she looks right into camera, giving the biggest smile you could imagine.

A second caption fills the bottom of the screen, “Nicolette says she’s very happy to be growing old disgracefully… She hopes to continue this lifestyle for a long time.”

On that happy note, with that huge smile, we fade out for another episode.

S19:E15 – Judith Son (31), from Bristol

This week’s show begins with us sitting on a wide, fairly dull, street with two and three storey buildings on either side. Shopfronts downstairs, offices and apartments above. Nothing special, no big businesses – tattoo parlours, Indian take-away restaurants, insurance offices, etc.

The road itself is a little busy – not a traffic jam, but a reasonable number of cars in either direction.

A caption fills the screen to tell us that we are in, “BRISTOL, ENGLAND.” – obscuring most of the passing cars.

When the caption fades, we can see a familiar van in the line of traffic – our own UK of Zoo red Ford Transit. As it gets closer, we see the show’s dog-paw logo, and then name of the show printed on the side…

As it reaches our camera position, the van slows (without pulling over to the side of the road), the side-door opens, and our PVC mini-suit wearing, brunette haired, fake boobed host jumps out without even waiting for the vehicle to stop.

She stumbles forward, staggering on stack heeled stripper shoes – almost falling – and it looks like the front of her skin-tight jacket might pop open under the strain, but not quite.

It’s Blackburn’s finest export, and our dirtiest host, the pornstar who switched from men and women, to dogs and horses… Our own, Renae Russell.

She looks up into our camera and introduces herself, and this week’s show, in her bright, over-excited squeaky voice, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name is Renae Russell, and this week I’ve come down to Bristol, to meet – quite possibly, the sexiest little wannabe zoogirl I’ve ever seen!”

Having seen how attractive some of our guests have been over the years, this intro fills us with anticipation – how good can this guest be?

We give the audience a couple of seconds to build up some anticipation – then cut to the inside of the tattoo shop we saw in the intro. Our guest is standing infront of us wearing nothing but a white bikini…

She’s dynamite!

With a slim but solid body, large obviously fake boobs, and long, straight bright red (dyed) hair surrounding a distinctly asian face. She has tattoo sleeves on both arms, the front of one thigh, and passage of Chinese writing up one side of her body. She moves around excitedly as she introduces herself, with her boobs barely moving. She’s full of life and energy, very much the free spirit having fun…

She calls out, loud and confident, shouting half of her comments, in a strong chav type voice, “Ello… I’m Judith Son, I’m 31 years old, and I’M A HOT SLUUUUT from Bristol… I love parties, ‘aving fun, and being noticed… And I’ll do anything to get on television! I just want to be famous… And rich…” She throws up her arms to celebrate her introduction, then confirms what we all know, “Even if that means I have to fuck a horse!” – and then half collapsing in a fit of laughter, as if she has no concept of how disgusting what she’s about to do is.

We cut to a shot of her standing opposite our host… It’s one of those rare occasions where no matter how hard the porn-princess from Blackburn tries to stick out her chest and strain the buttons on her PVC jacket, we’re just as likely to stare at her guest – who’s own magnificent mammaries are straining every part of her bikini top.

Renae asks her standard opening question with an extra hint of excitement that suggests she’s as keen as the rest of us to see this filthy little Asian slut in action, “Why don’t you tell us a little more about why you would come on our show, to do this, if you’re not even into it..?”

We cut to a shot of her leaning in toward camera, moving less but giving us a better look at her smooth, deep cleavage as she continues her story, “Really… I’m just a fame hungry whore… I don’t care who I have to fuck to get on the telly… Or what I have to fuck… I just want to be on the show. I love the idea of people watching me…”

We cut to another angle, and hear the comment that really wins us over, “I hope it doesn’t matter – but I don’t even watch your show… I don’t like to watch other women on telly, I get too jealous… So… Yeah… Long story short, I just want to be on the telly, and I’m ready to fuck a horse if that’s what it takes!”

Renae looks her guest up and down, taking in how small her body is, and asks, “Well, CAN you take a horse?”

“I can take anything!” Boasts our guest.

We cut to a shot of her pursing her lips and blowing us a kiss as a tattooist works on a large tattoo on the outside of one of her thighs – we move into a close-up to see the outlines of what appears to be a large breasted woman bending over under a horse… Then we cut to…

A shot of our crew standing infront of the stables at our favourite stud farm. Judith and Renae are standing off to the side in the barn, looking across the large open space at our big black horse, Klik-Bait and flashing us a smile, showing that she’s loving being on camera and still doesn’t seem to care that she’s going to have to fuck a horse to get on tv.

We watch as she casually undresses, tossing her clothes away off camera. Her blouse comes off, revealing that incredible rack – even locked away behind her big pink bra we know that those those huge puppies are about as natural as her strawberry coloured hair.

“It’s funny… I’m not worried about him disappointing me… I’m nervous about me disappointing him… Most blokes just look at my body, and want to fuck me – and they don’t care what I do so long as they can fuck me, like… But a horse, he doesn’t care how I look, does he? So, it’s about how I perform for him…” She nods toward the camera, “And for them!”

She unhooks her bra as she speaks, and we see those globes released for the first time. Big, round, hard and locked in place. They don’t sag, they don’t part, they just sit there on her chest like a couple of balloons. Her nipples are almost the same colour as her tits, sticking out nice and hard.

Below the tits, her body is smooth and slim so that from the side she looks a lot smaller than from the front.

She takes off her mini-skirt, revealing her firm arse and the smallest of pink g-strings, her toned legs, and hold-up elasticated stockings that reach mid-thigh. There’s a large tattoo on one hip, but nothing on the other (not even the outline), revealling that we usually shoot the intro after the action, just in case our guest chickens out.

“Everyone happy…” She says, looking up at the camera and smiling to the viewers at home – the majority of which will be very happy with the way her body looks.

Then she pulls the g-string down and steps out of it, throwing it off camera. Her pussy hair is dark and thick despite being clipped short.

As she stands there, nude in full frontal, she smiles and talks non-stop. “I feel like such a dirty little slut… I hope everyone likes me…” She brings her hands up to her chest, “My big tits…”, then runs one over her belly, down to between her legs, “My tight pussy…”

She turns round to show us her arse. “I can’t wait to fuck a horse for you all…”

We mix through to a shot of her walking across the barn floor with her hands on her hips and her fake chest pushed out. She looks confident, but there’s something about the way she’s breathing that shows us that she’s more than a little nervous. As she gets close to him, she slows down and pauses, biting her bottom lip as she admires him up close – her hands wondering up to her hard tits, fingers running over them and pinching her nipples absent-mindedly.

She turns her head toward us and smirks, “He’s a little bit large, isn’t he?” – and then she turns back to the horse, chewing her lip again.

We cut to a low-angle shot, looking under the horse’s belly – his huge cock already hanging 15 inches down from his sheath, hard without being completely erect. Beyond the cock, we can see our Asian guest’s legs approaching.

She arrives next to the horse and drops down to her knees beside him – bringing her upper body, and those big fake titties, into shot – then shuffles forward a little until she is almost under his belly. Moving closer to that huge tool, turning away slightly to look back at us and giggle.

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry… This is just ridiculous… That’s fucking huge!”

We cut to a close up and watch as she runs her hand down the side of the fat shaft. Soft leathery skin over a blood gorged shaft. Running her fingers down the smooth shaft to the blunt tip.

The big cock gets bigger and harder as she handles it. Stroking it, wrapping fingers around it and squeezing it to check how hard it is.

She shuffles a little closer, moving from one knee to two, and then leans closer to it, raising the end toward her mouth, pursing her lips to kiss the end, then parting them to push her tongue out and lick over the edges of the head, circling round and inward until she ends up flicking the lip of the strangely prominent urethra.

After a few seconds of licking, she opens her mouth wider and eases her head forward to the cock, pushing the end into her mouth. She doesn’t so much close her lips around it, they simply have nowhere else to go. Then she’s just moving her head around, with the end of the fat cock in her mouth, the shaft moving a little outside.

The shaft bends slightly under its own weight as she grips it near her mouth and continues to suck on the end. She reaches her free hand down between her thighs and begins to rub her pussy. As she sucks and rubs she flicks her eyes up toward our camera, and even though her mouth is already stretched by that cock, but we can just about see her smiling around it.

We cut to a wider-shot, looking back toward Judith as she sucks – we can see our close-up camera operator in the side of the shot, filming the blow-job up close. Our host behind him, her hands on her own tits as she watches.

Cut back to a close-up of her mouth around the cock, her hands working the shaft. Doing her best to suck on it, but straining just to keep it in her mouth. Holding it there for half a minute, struggling to breath around it, then finally having to pull it free so she can gasp a lungful of air.

She’s holding the dick infront of her face, still jerking it as she catches her breath, and we’re wondering how it could possibly have fit into her mouth in the first place.

She smiles, then brings the cock back to her mouth to lick at it hungrilly… Her tongue working the tip, running around it, her lips running over it. She seems to be smiling as she does it, enjoying herself.

We cut to a wider angle, watching as the blow-job continues – beautiful Asian on her knees, fake tits standing proud as she leans forward, sucking on that horse cock. To the side of them, our host is watching on – she’s hitched her mini-skirt up a little and has one hand between her smooth thighs, fingering herself as she watches.

Back to the close-up… Judith continues sucking, struggling to breath, flicking her eyes up toward our camera, then sucking some more. Hands on the shaft, jerking it toward her face.

She looks genuinely hungry for more as she continues to bounce her face up against the shaft, trying to take it deeper – but it’s so big there’s no way she can get more into her mouth. She keeps trying though, holding the shaft tight with both hands, pulling it toward her face as she tries to inch her lips forward along the shaft.

Renae steps into the frame behind her, reaching beyond her head to take hold of the shaft herself, putting her other hand behind the slutty young whore’s head, and trying to simultaneously pull the cock into the mouth and push the mouth onto the cock. It has no real effect, but it clearly turns out guest on – being challenged, and being used. She keeps going, not giving up, not fighting our host. Her face turning red, her eyes rolling back. And then…

She goes limp, her hands dropping from his shaft as her arms turn to spaghetti…Falling back from the beast as her legs give way under her… It’s only our host grip on the cock and her head that keeps them locked together for more than a second – but she’s a pro, and she knows her guest is done (for now) – releasing the cock and moving the hand to help catch the youngster and to break her fall as she drops to the floor beside the horse.

We cut to a shot of Judith on the dirty floor, a few seconds later, conscious again, beaming with joy… She’s propped up on her elbows, looking up at us. “Wow… I choked out on a horse-cock! Haha… A fucking horse cock!” She looks away from us and up to the horse again. “Oh, if it did that to my throat, what’s it going to go to my pussy?”

We cut straight to a close up of the fat tip of the cock being rubbed against her pussy… Pulling back to see that she’s standing beside and under the horse’s chest, bent forward, her arms wrapped around his front leg, sticking her wonderful behind back toward his cock – which our host is handling for her, rubbing the end against the younger woman’s pussy, asking, in her squeaky voice, “Are you ready for this? I don’t think you are…”

Judith is pouting as she pushes her arse back, her eyes still drooping as if she’s not fully recovered, her legs a little shaky as she wiggles her behind a little to help Renae find a way in.

Then we’re back to the close-up, watching the end of the cock against the Asian’s pussy, Renae pushing the tip against the pussy lips, managing to get a little of it between the lips – one of our guest’s hands reaches back between her thighs, reaching up to spread her pussy a little with her fingers, opening herself up for the dick… Which Renae does her best to push into the hole.

Back to the wide-angle to watch the brunette bombshell as she continues to work the cock against her guest, then seeing Judith reaching back to slip her hand between her thighs, then moving her hips again, arching her back to push her pussy up toward Klik-Bait’s belly – then gasping as the tool slips inside.

Her reaction suggests it’s the biggest thing she’s ever had in her pussy, her head back, mouth open, letting out a long moaned, “Ooooohh mmyyyyyy Ggaaaaahhhhdddd!”

She pauses for a moment, getting used to that huge penetration, then allows a smile to cross her face – and begins to roll her hips and push back against him. Forcing herself further back onto his shaft, taking it deeper – then pulling forward toward that front leg. Breathing through it all, trying not to pass out again!

We cut to a close-up of the cock sliding a few inches into her snatch, her flesh stretching wide to accommodate it – folding inside as it struggles to take it, then pulling out in a ring around his shaft, every movement a struggle.

Then we’re back to looking right into her pretty face – we can see the strain, and the joy. Her mouth hanging open, with the corners turned up as she pushes back against him, breathing hard, letting out little, “Oh Gaaaaad” sighs on each stroke.

She looks up at us, right into the lens, and gives us a look that confirms just how much she’s enjoying the attention. The turned up corners of her mouth twist into a proud grin, and her gasps double in volume, becoming an “Oh yes!” – as she puts more effort into her moves.

We cut to a side-angle shot so we can see just how much work she’s putting into bending her legs and then pushing up and back against his shaft. She’s added another few inches to the penetration on each stroke. Taking him deeper as she pushes back harder. Speeding up, still looking forward into the other camera as we watch. We hear the “Oh yes!” again.

After watching a few more strokes, we cut back down to look at her pussy – filled to breaking point by the horse’s cock. Her tight hole squeezing the shaft.

As we watch, Renae is urging her to, “Yeah, go on… Fuck that cock… Ride that fucking horse… You dirty fucking slut!”

Judith doesn’t need the advice, she’s already doing it. She turns her head to the side, looking back over her shoulder at the huge beast, then turns it the other way and sees our camera, and pulls a pouting dirty face as she plays up for the camera again. She’s arching her back even further to push up and back against the huge shaft in her cunt. We can see it bending on the backstroke, unable to move into her body as fast as she’s pushing against it.

As she’s bucking back against him, we notice that the horse is beginning to shuffle around, his powerful thighs twitching. His front legs moving a little, making our guest stumble forward as she’s holding onto one of them. She tries to compensate, pushing back with her arse, and the horse responds by thrusting his cock toward her – into her…

She tries to hold on and take it, wrapping her arm tighter around his front leg, leaning into him, leaving her rear end in place to be fucked – but when the next thrust comes, it’s more than enough to send her stumbling forward, releasing his leg as she staggers away from him, straightening up as she comes out from under his body, letting his big cock flop out and hang down under him, bouncing as he continues to thrust.

She gasps an excited, “Oh fuckin’ ‘ell!” and flashes an amazed look at the camera.

Renae notes that, “You got him too turned on!” – somehow sounding both impressed and condescending at the same time.

The redheaded Asian turns toward our pervy princess, full of excitement and gasps, “Can I make him cum?” – which gets a laughed “I’m sure you can…” from Renae.

We cut to a shot of Judith standing beside the horse, with his huge cock pulled sideways from under his belly, toward her face. She’s chewing her bottom lip as she focuses on working his shaft. She’s holding it steady with one hand, running her other up and down the last nine inches and the over the soft fleshy head. She keeps saying “It’s sooo biiiggg!”, almost under her breath. Marvelling at it.

Renae is standing back, admiring the Asian’s perfect rear end as much as she’s watching her play with the horse. Pointing to our cameraman to focus on the bestial action rather than her response to it.

We move around into close-up, to watch the cock jerking. Our guest leaning in to kiss the end of the cock, pressing her lips against it as she jerks it, opening her mouth to take some of the tip back inside, her fingers still working the fleshy portion right infront of her mouth, massaging it, possibly trying to get it all into her mouth.

She has no idea that this massaging action – her fingers squeezing the fleshy tip – is exactly what the horse needs…

She’s not ready for it when it happens… But that just makes it better for our cameras… The horse explodes between her lips, and she can’t take it all, so it squirts out of the corners of her mouth. She pulls back, coughing, and then takes the second load almost directly in the eyes…

Eyes closed, face drenched, she pulls back away from the huge animal, releasing his cock which swings back under his belly and bounces – looking like it could service another half dozen women – and drench the lot of them too!

Our guest turns away from Klik-Bait and staggers a couple of steps, trying to wipe the jism from her eyes so she can open them again. She’s got cum spilling from her mouth, dripping from her forehead and cheeks. She’s smiling despite the surprise double-load almost choking and blinding her.

Once she’s able to open her eyes again, she smiles into camera and gives us two thumbs up. She proudly declares, “Double load for the slut from Bristol!” and then laughs as she turns back to look at the horse.

Renae walks into shot and stands beside her guest looking back at the horse, putting her arm around the Asian and commenting, “I’m not a fan of horse-cum, but if you need someone to lick your face clean, I’m your girl!”

We don’t see if Judith took her up on the offer, because this is where we fade out on the session. Those of us who were on set can’t confirm that the two stunners did shower together after the scene, and Judith was spotless when she left the stud farm.

White letters begin to type up on the screen, updating us on our guest’s activities since she recorded her scene with us. “Judith says that she came to our show because she wanted to be on television, but she left having discovered a new appreciation for animal action…”

The middle of the screen fills with an image of a stunning looking Judith, wearing a low-cut dress that really shows off her fake tits, with a slash up the side that allows her to proudly show off her thigh, with a now fully coloured tattoo of a woman bending over under a black horse.

Judith is standing with an older man, flashing an engagement ring that’s almost as impressive as her cleavage and as eye-catching as that tattoo. They appear to be at a horse-racing track at a major race meeting.

A second caption begins to type up below the picture. “She met multi-millionaire horse-owner Charley Farmer as a direct result of appearing on the show, and the two have already announced their engagement. Charley says he loves her, and she loves his horses, so it’s a match made in heaven (or a match made in The United Kingdom of Zoo).

On that happy note, knowing that our guest is getting a regular re-fill from her partner’s horses, we fade out for another show.

S19:E14 – Kaye McInnes (43), from Braintree (SE)

We begin this week’s show on an old residential street – a row of two storey houses – all different colours, some brick, some rendered – in different styles but all of them looking old and somewhat stylish (if you like old things).  No gardens, their front doors open right onto the pavement.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we’re in, “BRAINTREE, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades as we come to rest on a narrow, three-storey, rendered house – pale blue walls, pale blue door, pale blue window frames.

The door opens and our host steps into view from inside…  It’s our overweight, balding, Cockney geezer Dennis Baxter, and he looks more excited than usual as he welcomes us.

“’Ello… Uhhh…  I’m Dennis Baxter…  This is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… And you’ve gotta come inside and see a little slice of heaven…”

He turns away from us and steps back inside, waving for us to follow.

Then we’re inside, looking around – seeing that the entire downstairs of this residential property has been converted into an outlet full of football memorabilia, shirts in particular…  

Dennis continues his introduction, looking like a kid in a candy store. “If you ask me the definition of ‘eaven – it’s a nice lady who wants to do nasty fings wif one of my dogs…  If you ask me if there’s anyfing better than ‘eaven…  I’d say that nice lady would ‘ave to love ‘er football!”

We cut to look at the racks of football shirts, hundreds of them, representing clubs from around the world – then come to rest on this week’s guest.

She’s a big girl – broad shouldered, wide hipped and big-boobed.  She’s ‘soft bodied’ rather than fat.  Her face is a little round, full-cheeked, and well-scrubbed – framed by lank, straight brunette hair that drops down beyond her shoulders.  She’s wearing a white Derby County football shirt, which hangs very low despite her large breasts filling out the front.  She isn’t wearing a skirt or shorts – we can see her white panties just below the hem of the shirt.

She introduces herself, slightly out of breath, very happy – in a deep Essex accent. “’Ello…  My name’s Kaye McInnes…  I’m 43.  I’m from Braintree in Essex, and I love Derby County and dogsex!”

As she says ‘Derby County’ she points at the front of her football shirt, then as she says ‘dogsex’ she turns round and puts her hands above her shoulders, pointing her thumbs down at the back of her shirt which bears the name “KAYE” above the number “9”.  It’s a clever play on the word ‘canine’ which will not be lost on most of our viewers.  She may be 43, but she acts like she’s about 13!

We cut to a shot of Romeo, a handsome, shiny-coated and lean Doberman dog.  As we pull back we see that he’s sitting at the feet of our fat Cockney host, who is standing next to our guest.  She’s a good six inches shorter than Dennis, which makes her about five feet tall.

Dennis looks into camera and chats, taking occasional looks over to his guest to confirm he’s telling the story correctly. “So, we’re here at ‘Stripped’, the UK’s best football memorabilia shop, and I’m with Kaye, who’s father owns the shop…”

She’s nodding next to Dennis, confirming that everything is right so far.

Dennis continues, “Now…  Kaye…  Before we start, I have to ask why a girl from Essex, supports Derby County..?”

Kaye laughs, then answers, “My Dad…  He’s from Derby, so I never had a choice…”

“But you don’t always do what your dad says, do you?”

“Nooooo…”  Kaye blushes and fights off a giggle, her inner 13-year-old coming out again. 

Dennis smirks, “He doesn’t like your hobbies, does he?”

“Noooooooo!” Giggles Kaye.

Dennis urges her to talk, “Come on then, tell us about your hobbies…”

She fights off a smile, and begins to talk, “Well…  I’ve got this little problem, see…  I’m, ah…  I’m a little bit of a pervert…  I like kinky stuff…”  She pauses, fighting a broad grin, then continues, “Gangbangs and pee parties…”  She pauses to fight off another giggle.

She really doesn’t look like the kind of woman who does that kind of thing…  Then again, if we’ve learned anything from our show, it’s that the women who do these kinds of things, rarely look like the kinds of women who do these kinds of things!

Dennis nods, not doubting her for a second. “Gangbangs and pee parties…  Okay…”

She continues, “I’ve never had a serious relationship…  Boys always found me a bit strange.  I was never the prettiest, but I fink I was probably always the easiest…  Ah…”  She fights another smile after admitting she’s easy, then continues, “I never had a proper boyfriend, just fuck-buddies…  Men don’t like me much…  Ahhhh…”  She lets out a little laugh again, nervous, then continues, “… And, I kind of don’t like them much either…  I like fucking them, but I don’t, ya know, wanna talk to them!” She acts as if talking to men is an outrageous idea.

Dennis raises an eyebrow, “So… The gangbangs..?” 

She smiles again, full of joy, “Yeah…  Well…  I like sex, but I don’t get on with men.  I found this website where you could sign up to random gangbangs – they set up an address, and send half a dozen horny men there, and you go and you’re the only girl, and they all fuck you – then they fuck off and leave you to enjoy a nice hotel room!” She smiles as if this is a great idea, then adds, “…  Sometimes, if I get lucky it turns into a pee party and they all piss all over me…  It’s the only time I feel like people really want me…  And it feels so dirty… I love it!”

It’s hard to put together these words and concepts with this happy, smiling face.

Dennis probes further, “It’s probably fairly obvious, but how do you get from gangbangs and pee parties, to The United Kingdom of Zoo?”

She nods, almost laughing again, and answers, “Yeah… Ahh… I just like it dirty…  I like people to know I’m dirty…  I saw some videos, and I saw your show, and the dogs always look so excited, and they really want to be with the women… And… I just like it dirty…  Yeah…”

Dennis nods down toward Romeo, “And you can’t think of anything dirtier than my big boy ‘ere?”

She looks down at the Doberman, the smile still on her face, but she’s quiet for a moment, thinking about what he’s here for…  Then she grins, “Yeah…”  Then she finds her words again, “I watched your show, and saw the dogs with the women…  And I started thinking about having a gangbang with dogs…”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself…”  Chuckles our host.  “Let’s start with one…  Being fucked by a dog is a very different experience to being fucked by a man…  Or six men…”

Kaye laughs again and nods.  “Yes… I’m happy to start with one… For now…”

We cut to a wider shot and watch as she joyfully takes hold of the hem of her Derby County shirt, then lifts it up to reveal her soft belly, then her big boobs (no bra), before peeling it up and over her head, her long hair pulling through the neck hole, then falling back messily around her face.  Her tight white panties dig into her fleshy hips and barely cover a hairy bush of pubic hair.  

As soon as her top is off Romeo is on his feet, pulling against his leash, trying to get at her.  He doesn’t care if she’s not traditionally attractive, he just wants to get his front legs around her body, and his dick inside it!

Kaye blows him a kiss as she bends forward removing her panties, slipping them down her chunky thighs, and pulling her legs up and out of them.  She gives the gusset a little sniff, looking almost embarrassed and making a fist around them in an effort to hide them when she sees our camera is still pointing at her.  Naked, she’s not the prettiest sight.

From off camera, we hear our host asking/checking, “You’ve watched a lot of videos?” – and see her nodding and smiling her response, then hear him add/confirm, “So you know what to do?”

She nods and smiles again, “I’ve got a pretty good idea, yeah…” – and then she drops down to the floor, her knees spread wide apart, her belly hanging forward, raising her hands to her heavy tits, covering up – arguably – her most attractive features.

She’s watching the dog as it pulls toward her, Dennis struggling to slow him with his leash…  He doesn’t care that the pale bitch is overweight and round-faced, he just sees another naked woman who wants his cock…  And he wants to give her it!

Once he’s close enough to smell her, he begins to investigate…  Sniffing at her hair, around her neck, pulling our rotund host around with him…  He’s not exactly sure what to make of this pale, chubby slut, until he gets around behind her where he can sniff at her big rear end…  As soon as he gets the scent of her slot, he rears up and attempts to mount her back…  With Dennis pulling on his leash, to stop him taking up position…  Pulling him back…


Kaye giggles a little as she reaches back and grabs a handful of one large buttock, pulling it sideways to show off her arse-crack and her pussy to the beast – who drops his head and licks at her – experimental, almost cute…  Making her lurch forward a little – gasping – then biting her lip, gasping…

He moves closer again, raising his head up over her behind, raising a paw to the side of her big thigh…

Dennis keeps a tight grip on his leash, and asks, “Do you want ‘im to fuck ya?”

Kaye looks back, an almost naïve smile on her face, “That’s why I’m here…” – then giggles a little, looking forward again, leaning a little further – pushing her arse up, shuffling her knees a little further apart.  Letting the dog see some more…  Smell some more…  

Dennis shuffles a little further forward, letting the dog get his snout to his guest’s big behind – swiping his big tongue at her behind…  Making her giggle as he makes contact with her flesh…  And then give us an, “OOooooo!” as he slides it up the crack of her fat arse…

She holds her position, arching her back to push her arse back toward the dog – letting him work her crack all the way from the arsehole to her clit, sliding his tongue right up the crease. She’s giggling, lifting her head to look back over her shoulder at the beast again…  Her big tits hang down, as does her sagging belly – all that soft flesh shaking as the dog licks her. Having the time of her life.  Smiling – genuinely happy – she looks almost pretty.

Behind her, the big dog is looking as excited and happy as she is – licking, then raising his head, clearly smiling as he looks around, then dropping his head to see if she still tastes good…  Dragging his tongue up the cleft of her pussy and arse a few times, then looking up again – our camera zooming in on the tip of his cock as it begins to poke out of his heavy sheath…  He’s looking increasingly horny, trying to mount her between bursts of licking…  

Dennis moves closer to the dog’s side, rubbing his neck and shoulders, then reaching down to unhook the leash, then slapping his guest’s big arse – encouraging Romeo to, “C’mon boy…  Fuck this slut…  Yeahh!”

Kaye leans forward a little harder, pushing her big arse out – making herself fully available to the Doberman…  Her big soft tits brushing against the floor, belly sagging, fat arse up – everything shaking…   And that’s before the dog has even made contact!

Free from the leash, Romeo steps forward, moving up against the big bitch’s rear, rearing up and throwing his front legs over and around her wide behind, his toenails scraping over her soft flesh, scratching her in his rush to take control of her – then beginning to pump against her – quickly finding a little space between her big thighs and her sagging backside…  Pumping at it…  He might not actually be in her pussy, but he can feel flesh against his cock and he’s happy to fuck it!  And now she’s REALLY shaking around…

His front paws move around her sides, sinking into the fat of her belly and hips, gripping hard as he begins thrusting hard and fast against her – jamming his cock up against her pussy…  Making her laugh with joy as she is rocked forward, her boobs jiggling…  She’s definitely having fun, until…  Very suddenly…  She lets out a loud yelp, and her expression changes from joyous to shocked…  The Doberman has clearly hit his target!

We cut down to a low angle, looking up between their legs to see the shaft of the dog’s cock slipping in and out of the woman’s pussy.  Her long pussy lips almost flapping around the hard tool as it blurs due to the speed, and the camera light reflecting off the glistening flesh.

We can hear the wet sounds of the cock in the cunt, and beyond that, the short gasps and squeaks of our guest as she tries to adjust to being penetrated by a beast.

Back to the wide angle to watch as Romeo holds tight and thrusts hard.  Every thrust making her wobble from back to front – first her buttocks, hips and thighs from the initial impact of the forward lunge, then her belly and boobs from her body being rocked forward, then her head as she tosses her hair and gasps as she is buffeted about.

We move into a close-up of her face and it’s impossible to tell from her expression whether she’s struggling with the pounding, or enjoying every thrust – the look on her face could be panic or pleasure.  The reddening of her round cheeks could be excitement or embarrassment.

We pull back slightly from the close-up so we can see Romeo’s handsome head hovering just to the side of hers, about six inches above her left shoulder.  We can see the strain of concentration on his face, the taught muscles as he holds himself hard over her, gripping tight around her soft middle, pumping up against her behind…

Then we cut to a side-angle again, seeing just how much his back is bending, allowing him to hold this dominant position over her, whilst at the same time pummelling into her hindquarters so hard and so fast.  Hard enough to keep rocking her forward against her fists, fast enough to shake everything she’s got, big boobs and saggy belly especially.  She’s still gasping as she tries to hold on though it…

We’ve watched the fuck from multiple angles, repeating the pounding action each time, so thirty seconds of hard sex fills up almost two minutes of screen time – but eagle-eyed (and eagle-eared) viewers will see where we have repeated something from a different angle.  Not that anyone will be complaining.

The dog finally comes to a stop, dropping forward against her back, his full weight on her knees for the first time, and that’s enough for us to hear some whimpers of what clearly sounds more like pain than pleasure – whether it’s from the knnes on the hard floor, or the suddenly expansion of the knot in her pussy…

We cut back to the low-angle shot looking up between her legs, seeing the cock disappearing into her snatch, the lips bowed slightly, a little open allowing our cameras to catch the rear of the big bulb of muscle and gristle that is filling her hole.  The whole rig, from knot, the base of penis, back to sheath and the balls behind is tensing up a little, moving her pussy…  We pull back a little further, coming out from between his legs, where we can see the dog’s puckered arsehole swelling and winking once a second as he shoots his load into this chubby bitch.

We cut back to her face.  Round cheeks red and sweaty, eyes glistening, lips forming a permanent “O” shape.  Her head twisting to one side as she enjoys the pain of that expansion in her pussy.

From off camera, Dennis calls out, “What do you think of your new fuck buddy?”

Still gasping as she struggles to handle the size of the knot, our guest manages a weak, but definitely positive, “Oh, he’s goooooood!”

She turns her head to the left, toward his narrow snout, breathing on him as she twists around – her mouth open, sticking her tongue out a little to try and get his attention…  And he responds by raising his jaw from her shoulder and sniffing/licking at her face, then pulling himself a little harder against her back, making her gasp again as his knot shifts inside her, as he moves a couple of inches further up her back so he can lick at her fat mouth and teasing tongue…

Even as she’s gasping, dealing with the pain of the shifting beast on her back, she keeps her mouth open – letting him lick over her lips and tongue, and once it’s withdrawn, between her lips and into her mouth.  She pushes back at his tongue with hers as he licks, swapping kisses with the beast.

The only thing that stops the kissing is how much work is involved in twisting around.  She’s neither fit nor strong, so after a few seconds of this she is exhausted.  The weight of the dog on her back, the size of his knot in her pussy, the pain of his nails digging into the flesh of her belly and thighs…  It’s too much to twist around as well, so she returns to facing front and drops down from her hands to her elbows, her face directly above one fist, which she opens, realising her panties are still balled up in there.  She drops her face into that hand, her nose into the panties, and appears to be snorting her own pussy scent.

We cut back to the wider angle, looking at the scene from the side.  The dog still mounted on her back, holding tight.  Her on hands and elbows, her big tits hanging toward the floor (swinging a little), her face down against her hand, sniffing her own panties. 

The dog, on her back, now slipping forward a little, his hindpaws lifting off the floor as his chest moves toward her shoulder blades.

We cut down to a rear shot, watching the dog’s body pulling away from her rear end, pulling the cock with it, his knot straining her pussy lips.  The volume of her gasps and moans rising, “OooooOOOOHHHHHH!”

The knot pops from between the stretched lips, and the rest of the cock slithers out behind it, flipping out and then swinging around to point backwards as the beast slides down and over her back, over her head and then staggering away.  He leaves behind a sloppy pussy, with watery cum dribbling out of a gaping pink hole, her lips stretched, but slowly returning to their natural state.

She reaches back, sticking a hand between her chunky thighs to catch the juices as they dribble out, then quickly bringing her wet palm and fingers out from under her body and back to her face.  We follow the hand from pussy to mouth, watching as she licks it clean without any hesitation.  Licking the palm, then the fingers, then between the fingers, then sucking each finger as if she’s been eating KFC!

She looks into our camera, trying not to giggle, and asks, “Can I suck his willy now?”  There’s nothing sexy about her, she’s just a cute little cunt.  A sex crazed slut, who acts like a child even though she’s middle-aged!

We cut to a shot of her laying on her side next to Romeo, supporting herself on one elbow and reaching under his belly with her other hand, she’s taking a careful grip, wrapping her fat fingers around his long shaft.  Holding gently but firmly, about two inches of cock poking out beyond her fist as she carefully pulls it toward her. 

She keeps flicking her eyes up to the camera as she opens her mouth and inches toward the ugly, flat tip of the cock, sticking her tongue out and flicking it over the slightly pointed opening of the beast’s urethra.

As soon as she begins to flick her tongue against it, the dog begins to squirt again…  A little squirt, of a little fluid…  But it’s enough to make her giggle again, then open her mouth wide and wait for the next… 

There’s a squirt every couple of seconds, each of which she catches in her mouth.  She tries not to laugh, or to stop.  Leaning in a little closer to flick the tip of her tongue gently over the tip of the cock a couple of times to prompt the next little squirt.

After a few squirts, she twists a little so she can look back at Dennis and say, “I keep thinking he’s pee-ing on me…  How soon after he has sex does he like to go to the toilet?”

Dennis responds that, “He usually cleans up a bit…  Then ‘as a little nap…  Then goes out for a piss…  But…  “e’s a good boy…  He usually does what ‘e’s told to you…”

Our guest lets another smile slip, then turns back to the cock and wraps her lips around it, giving it a quick suck – just the tip.  We can tell she wants the cock in her mouth, but she’s not the kind to give an energetic or enthusiastic blowjob.  She likes to be on the receiving end, but she doesn’t like to work for it… 

We cut to a shot of her with her face a few inches away from the dog’s belly.  His cock has shrunk and retreated back into the sheath, which she is still rubbing (rather than jerking).  She’s smiling, licking her lips – unable to contain her excitement.  We can hear Dennis offering encouragement to his confused dog.  “Go on, son…  Toilet…  Go piss…  Piss time…”

Taking her cue from our host, Kaye is repeating, “Go toilet, Romeo…  Go toilet…” as she continues to rub his sheath.

Without any warning, a stream of yellow fluid squirts from the end of the sheath, hitting our guest in the face.  She instinctively screws her face up and pulls her head back a couple of inches – then immediately opens her mouth again and leans back toward him, still rubbing his sheath, and urging him again to, “Go toilet…  Good boy…  Go toilet, Romeo…”

The dog lets loose another jet of yellow piss, which again hits her in the face.  This time, rather than retreating, she opens her mouth wider and ‘chases’ the stream, trying to catch it in her mouth.

A third squirt follows – this time longer and fuller, as the dog relaxes, realising he’s not going to get told off for pissing in the house…  This time, our guest follows the piss and catches the stream in her mouth.  Her reaction is an all-time classic of UK of Zoo – the perfect combination of ‘that-tastes-disgusting’ and ‘that-feels-amazing’.  And because the big beast is now in his flow, the piss goes long enough for her to fill her mouth, and have overflow running over her chin.

As the flow slows, Kaye leans back a little, closing her mouth and swallowing the mouthful.  It obviously has a strong taste, and is hard to swallow, but she forces it down – reacting as if she’s close to coughing, or even vomiting, but then letting out a loud, “AAAaaaahhhh!” and flashing another big smile.  She brings her hand up from the dog’s cock to her face, her palm and fingers soaked with piss, and smears the fluid from her chin up over her face and down over her big tits.

After taking a second to catch her breath, she tries to thank the dog, but after swallowing a mouthful of dog piss, she struggles to get the words out, “Thangs Romo”…  A deep breath, then, “Goo boiii”…

She looks up into camera, her wet face glistening under the camera lights.  Her smile hard to forget.  A genuinely happy, truly filthy woman, who despite having just fucked, blown and been pissed on by a dog, still somehow manages to look as innocent as a woman could look…  She’s got nothing left to prove, so we fade to black for another week.

After a short pause, white letters begin to type up onto the screen, telling us that, “Kaye says that after a life without friends, she has made many contacts within the UK of Zoo community, and has been able to use their new shared interest to form some wonderful new friendships…”

The middle of the screen fills with a still image of Kaye, naked, kneeling on the edge of a bed in what appears to be a cheap hotel room.  Infront, to the sides, and behind of her, there are nine women, all semi-clothed, each holding the leash of a large dog – Rotties, Alsatians, Labradors, German Pointers, etc.  It’s obvious that this is going to be some kind of 9-on-1 doggy/doggy-owner on Kaye gangbang/orgy, and it’s obvious that Kaye is the happiest woman on Earth.

A second caption tells us what we’ve already guessed, “She confirms that she’s already fulfilled her doggy gangbang fantasy.”

We fade through from the image of her surrounded by the dogs, to the image of her in the store at the start of the show, showing off her Derby County shirt, with a big smile, then turning around to show us the back, and pointing over her shoulders to where it reads “KAYE” over the number “9”.

And that’s it for another episode.

S19:E13 – Tatiana Moisevitch (28), from London

We begin this week’s show with a travelling shot, heading along a smooth road, through an industrial zone – with plenty of trees breaking up the grey concrete expanse.  There’s a roundabout in front – and on it, in the middle of a selection of small colourful bushes, a twenty-foot high, human figure in its centre – ultra smooth, steel, leaning back, arms in the air…  Graceful…  Beautiful…  Standing proud and elegant…  

A caption fills the screen: “LONDON, ENGLAND.”

We continue driving toward the statue, then move past it, driving around the roundabout, and heading through the large entrance gates of ‘LONDON CITY AIRPORT’ – heading into the airport drop-off zone.  

As we approach the terminal, a woman steps out of the building, walking confidently toward us – blonde, attractive, top heavy due to a pair of near perfect ‘artificially enhanced’ tits which are trying desperately to burst out of the front of her dress.  

As she gets closer, she begins her introduction in a friendly, light, professional sounding, mid-western American accent, “Hiii petfans… Welcome to another edition of every perverts favourite tv show…  I’m your host, the All-American dogslut, Jenna McCartney – and this week, I’ve come along to London City Airport, to meet a special lady, and to catch a special flight, all the way to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”  She pauses, then looks up to the side, and comments, “And our guest should be here, any…  Second… Now…”

We follow the direction she’s pointing, spinning the camera around to look back up the approach lane to the terminal…  And after a second, we see an impressive looking black limo driving toward us (registration plates blanked out for broadcast).

The limo pulls to the curb in a no stopping space infront of the terminal, one of the rear doors opens and a very slim brunette steps out, wearing a figure hugging stewardess uniform – form fitting jacket showing off a nice (but not too large) chest, synched in tight around the middle suggesting there’s not an ounce of spare weight on her, then flaring slightly over narrow hips – her knee length skirt taking over, hugging tight to slim thighs.  This is a very healthy young lady.

She steps back and a figure approximately six inches shorter than her, but three times wider, rolls forward and heaves himself out of the vehicle.  His features are blurred but we can make out that he’s round faced, white skinned, bearded and bald.  His face may be blurred, but his suit isn’t – and it looks more expensive than most people’s cars!  The stewardess moves to his side, one hand on his shoulder, almost like an addition to his outfit.

We get a good look at her – slim-faced, thin-lipped, fine-boned, with a high forehead before her dark hair begins.  She’s a very attractive woman, although we suspect that this rich prick could get better…

Beside her, he straightens up and through the blur, we can see him turning his head to the side, looking toward her, and nodding…

Only after receiving her instruction does she look toward our camera and introduce herself…  Speaking with a strong Russian accent, but in good English.

“Hyello…  I em Tatiana Moisevitch.  I have 28 years, and I am living now in London.  Originally from Volgograd in Russia.  I am stewardess for major airline, but today I make a private flight – to UK of Zoo!”

We can see her rich friend smiling through the blur, then nodding to her to signal her next comment.

“I want to join Mile High Canine Club…  And my friend here says I cyan use heez private jet iif he cyan watch…”  She smiles, the kind of smile that twists the bottom half of her face into an almost comically sharp point.  “…  I like to be watched!”

We cut to a shot of Jenna and Tatiana sharing a quick two-cheek kiss, then Jenna greeting the blurred man the same way – and then we’re into the interview, which is conducted as they walk through the airport.  It appears that security isn’t a factor for the group as they pass though the building.

Walking alongside her guest, our American Playboy superstar asks, “So, now that we’re here…  How about you tell everyone at home why you want to have sex with a dog?”

Tatiana answers confidently, always smiling, and occasionally twisting around as she walks to check how our blurred ‘friend’ is reacting. “I heev always laved sex weeth dowgiez…  Eet’s such a dirty theeng.  I theenk about eet…  I dream…  I want it.”

Jenna looks beyond the pretty Russian, toward the blurred fat man behind her, and asks, “And your friend with the private jet…  Does he want to see it too?”

The blurred figure raises his hands and waves them infront of his face – making it clear that he doesn’t want to speak, and doesn’t want the cameras pointed at him.  Tatiana draws the attention back to herself by speaking brightly and happily, “I work for heem before, and he always tell me thyat he do anytheeng to see me hyav sex.  I theenk he has a leetle ‘crush’ on me.  I join Mile High Club on heez plane – with heez pilot – and he is wery angry because he is not there to watch…”  She laughs, then stops, doing her best to be serious. “He is not a man to make angry!  So I told heem about my fantasy of the Mile High Canine Club, and he say I cyan use his plane again – but he have to be there to watch.”

We cut to a shot of a private jet sitting by the terminal.  It’s a medium sized plane – impressive for private ownership.  Our party boards the plane, with us focussing on the two pretty ladies (one blonde and stacked, the other brunette and slim) heading up the steps to the open door, and the large Rottweiler dog (our boy Tank) that has joined the group…  They disappear into the plane, and we cut to a shot of the jet racing down the runway, lifting off and rising away into the sky – then we cut to the interior…

In the cramped but luxurious cabin of the private jet, we see our blurred out Russian billionaire, and his security, sitting in three comfortable seats (all rotated to face toward the narrow aisle.  Then we pan over to get a shot of our crew, sitting on similar seats on the other side of the aisle, with one camera-man on his knees in the aisle itself.

Then we turn to look back along the cabin, to see our glamorous flight attendant, with her top and bra already removed to reveal a whippet slim body and small and firm (and almost certainly fake) boobs.  Her skirt is unzipped but still around her narrow hips.  She’s got a big glass of wine in her hand – and a big smile on her face – which we suspect may have something to do with that glass of wine.

What our viewers don’t know is that we’ve been circling over the north-sea for the last fifty minutes whilst of skinny little Russkie built up the courage to get started.

“I theeenk I em ready now!”  She giggles.

Toward the rear of the cabin, behind her, we can see our host, sitting on another of these swivelling aircraft seats, bending forward slightly to calm our big Rottie, who seems a little nervous.  He’s never been on the plane before and it’s a strange experience for a dog – the slim, semi-naked woman a few feet away from him is distracting him a little though.  He knows what happens next!

Back to the foreground, focusing on Tatiana as she hands the wine glass off to one of the security men, then reaches down to unzip the side of her skirt, then wriggles it over her slim hips, then down to reveal the rest of a rock-hard belly, a tiny pair of black satin panties, then smooth, slim thighs.

We hear Jenna’s American accent from behind her, “How do you feel?”  

Tatiana doesn’t look back to her, she keeps looking toward the camera (and the Oligarch) the whole time as she smiles, and slurs, “Nervous…  Aaaand hyorny…  Wery Wery hyorny about being FACKED – by these dyog..!”

Then she takes the narrow sides of her panties and slips them down, bending forward as she slips them over her knees and steps out…  When she straightens up, we get a full frontal view of Russian heaven…  Two firm little round boobies, tiny pointy nipples, rock hard belly, a pussy trimmed into a narrow dark strip.  Slim arms and legs, just enough muscle-tone to show that she works for a living…  Her flesh nicely tanned, with no bikini lines to be seen.

She gets her wine glass back from the security guard, then takes another drink as she turns away from us, giving a perfect shot of her pert, narrow, firm bottom.  Facing the beast, she then bends forward to address him…  As she bends our view of her bottom is enhanced with the sight of her pussy pushing back between her narrow thighs.  “I em ready for ju now…”
 
Beyond her, Jenna lets Tank off his leash and he moves quickly, but uncertainly, down the aisle toward the naked woman.

Our guest welcomes the dog, “Hyello boy…”, as he rises up infront of her, trying to mount her even though she’s still standing – wrapping his front legs around her hips, which almost makes her spill the last of her wine, making her laugh as she stumbles back a little.

She doesn’t try to push him off, opting to ‘dance’ around in the narrow aisle, almost falling onto the Oligarch’s lap, then back toward our sound man, pulling Tank with her – him holding around her middle as she staggers, following her around on his hind-legs whilst she holds the wine safe in one hand, and strokes his wide head with the other.

She finishes the wine, then reaches out to gently lob the glass to the security guard as a little bump of air-turbulence combines with the weight of the dog to send her (and the dog) to the other side of the plane, almost landing in our sound-man’s lap.

Tank breaks away from her, stumbling back and doing a full circle on the spot before coming back at her…  She pushes herself up from the sound-man’s lap, then moves back toward the beast, reaching down and pushing him off as he comes back at her.  Having bought herself a second she turns around to face the billionaire again, then drops to her knees and bends forward, putting her hands down – arms straight, palms flat against the carpeted floor of the plane.  Raising her head to look at her the fat man’s (blurred) face.  Smiling at him to show how happy she is to perform for him…

Behind her, the Rottweiler comes back quickly, immediately rising up over her tight little arse, pushing his big chest over it, onto her narrow back, grabbing at her hips with his front paws, pulling himself quickly into position, then wrapping his front legs around her middle, his paws touching under her flat belly.  She face fills with shock, her eyes widening, as does her mouth…
 
From a side angle, looking out into the aisle, we can see how perfectly his powerful frame fits onto her slim body – his rough hair against her smooth flesh, dark fur against pale skin…  It’s a perfect combination.

She keeps her head up, looking at the oligarch throughout – allowing us to see the excitement on her face, the joy of the moment as the dog takes control, humping up against her perfect posterior. Stabbing at her pussy with his hardening prick – a fast rally of thrusts, followed by a shuffle of paws, then another rally.  Each rally getting a squeak or gasp from our guest.

We hear the Russian man speak, his voice deep, his Russian accent impenetrable.
 
Cut down to a low angle, looking up between the dog’s legs, and up Tatiana’s slim thighs, to see the beast’s cock bashing against her pussy.  The tip is fat and hard, not yet fully erect – but well on the way, and we can see it pushing against her flesh, mashing it, getting closer to the gap between the lips…  Then suddenly finding it’s mark, making her scream “Oh myyyy  GOD!” as he parts the lips and sinks deep into her.

We cut back to side-angle shot again, watching as her slim body is rocked forward by the power and speed of the dog’s thrusting, her little titties shaking, her mouth hanging open, shocked and amazed, gasping, “Oh myyyy GOD!” again (or perhaps it’s a repeat of the previous sequence from different angle).
 
He pumps away into her like it’s the only chance he’s ever going to get.  An intense look on his face, his head forward, mouth shut, his whole upper body locked steady whilst his rear end bounces against hers.
 
Below him, she is locking herself steady to – her arms tensed, pushing her arse back toward his thrusts, taking everything he’s got to give her.  She’s moaning and swearing in English, in her Russian accent, throughout – but still smiling, looking like she’s having the time of her life.  “Oh my fucking God…  Ohhh shiiitttttt…  Wooooooo!”
 
We cut back to the close-up of her pussy, watching as his long, fat shaft pistons in and out of her, blurred due to the speed, but still glistening in our camera light.  Her pussy already straining to take it.

Back in the wide shot, we watch as the dog continues drill into her, keeping up the pace and the ferocity of the fuck – giving her a longer pounding than our dogs usually manage.  She gasps harder and harder, letting out a high-pitched, “OhmyGod..  Ohh..  Ooooohhh…  Ooohhhmiiii…” and then going quiet, her head dropping, long hair hanging down. 
 
Within twenty seconds of the fuck beginning, she’s dropped her head, losing eye contact with the billionaire…  She suddenly looks exhausted, wet skinned…  And she’s shaking.  It’s dogasm time…  Her first…  And it’s amazing…  Fire spreading from her crotch, through her slim body, all the way to her brain, which melts in the moment.  Her body jerks under the beast, back raising then dropping, pushing her arse back against the dog’s belly, making that cock shift inside her again, sending more thrills through her.
 
We cut back to the close-up of her pussy, which is shaking like the rest of her, with the knot still inside and the lips spread wide, flapping slightly as she shivers.  Canine semen leaking out and running down before being shaken loose, and dripping down to the floor.  The picture seems almost blurred because she’s shaking so much.
 
We can hear Tatiana as she finds her voice again, and begins to gasp and moan, telling us the obvious, “I’m cummingk…  Ohhh..  I’m cummingk…”
 
Our host offering a helpful, “Cum on that dog cock, slut…  Cum on the fucking dog!”
 
We cut back to the wide shot, watching the big dog as he stands over his bitch.  He’s leaning forward against her, resting his head on her back, putting all of his weight on her – and she’s struggling to hold him. In the background, our crew packed into the seats opposite, infront of her the billionaire watching up close.
 
Thanks to the orgasm that’s rolling through her body, she’s already weak and shaking, and she’s struggling to support him, her slim arms buckling, making her drop forward to her elbows, her arse rising higher.  The beast shifts on her back, falling forward, and his knot pulls on her snatch, putting even more strain on her – making the feelings from her pussy even more intense.  Making her gasp and moan even louder, although it’s slightly muffled now as her face is buried in the bend of her elbow.

We watch them in this position for a while, watching her as she struggles with the size and weight of the beast; as she absorbs the pain whilst enjoying the pleasure.  The expression on her face – somewhere between the best and the worst moments…  Then we fade through to a wider shot – watching them from the end of the cabin.  Looking back at her under the dog, with the billionaire, our crew, and our sexy host all sitting (or kneeling on seats) nearby, watching closely.  The sounds of our guest’s moans slightly quieter.  Cameramen work up close, the sound-man back from them holding out his boom mic to catch the gasps.

Jenna looks over the aisle to the billionaire, and asks, “Are you enjoying the show?”

The Russian looks over at her – we can’t see his features due to the digital blur, but we can tell he’s giving her nothing.  “I enchoy more eef you join eeen!” – which makes Jenna smile, but she doesn’t make a move to get involved – she’s not in the business of pleasing Russian businessmen.
 
We go back to the low angle shot, looking up between her slim thighs, watching the fat knot as it slowly eases back out of her pussy.  The lips are spread wide enough for us to see the glistening pink flesh inside, then the knot.  She’s wetter than wet, the combination of her own sex juices and the dog’s copious cum, soaking everything.  She’s still moving under him, making that knot twist one way, then the other…  Easing back…  Spreading the lips wider…

She gasps, “It’s cummink out!”  Sounding more disappointed than anything else.

We cut back to a close-up of her face – her features strained, but still managing to look cool and relaxed.  She’s breathing through the moment, pulling her lips back to show off her teeth as she winces occasionally, reacting to that big knot moving in her pussy.  Then her eyes and mouth widen in surprise – she begins to let out a long, painful gasp…
 
We’re back down to her pussy just in time to see the lips bow again, opening up to let the remainder of that knot twist out, the rest of the ugly cock bending as it slides out quickly and flops free, a stream of grey dog semen dribbling out behind it.
 
We’re back to the side-angle to watch the ugly dismount, the dog pulling back, his front paws scraping her sides as he pushes himself up and backs off over her tight little arse, then drops down behind her – finding himself with his snout right infront of her snatch, which is presented at a perfect height for him – his cum still dribbling out of it.
 
He can’t resist dropping his snout to the crack of her pussy and arse, and beginning to do some clean-up, slopping his tongue over her wetness.  She jumps and twitches infront of him, her pussy still highly sensitive after her first climax, his silky smooth, warm tongue taking her right back to a very special place.

We cut to a close up of her face as she lets out a long, slow, “OOoooooohhhhh!” – her eyes closed, head back, looking just about as relaxed as any woman has ever been.
 
Back in the wide shot we can see Tank’s big cock still hanging down, twitching and squirting on the floor of the aircraft, as he slurps up his own juices from her dripping pussy.  His tail wagging slowly as he licks.  Our slimline guest writhes infront of him, effectively wagging her own rear end as she’s licked.  Her continued sighs confirming just how much she’s enjoying the attention.  Breathing harder and harder as he continues to lick – turning his head to on the side, changing the angle to allow him to snake that long tongue into her pussy as well as over it – which makes her gasp and breath even harder.  “YYesssssssssss…  Ohmigaaaahhhdd!”
 
He continues licking for just long enough for her to start shaking again, her open mouth, silent, almost pained expression telling us that she’s cumming again…  This time silent save for the sound of her hand slapping on the floor.
 
With an immaculate sense of timing, and having pretty much cleaned up her pussy, the Rottweiler pauses, looking around at our crew with his tongue hanging out – before squeezing up between her and the seat to her side, stepping alongside up alongside the Russian.  It’s a squeeze between these seats, but the camera angle is wide-enough for us to see her chest against the floor, her head to the side toward the beast, and his big cock hanging hard and loose, still squirting on the floor right next to her face.  If anyone has ever questioned whether dogs want blowjobs – this stance appears to answer them.  Everything about the way he’s standing indicates that he wants her to give him the same attention he’s just given her!
 
Her cheek still on the floor, Tatiana opens her eyes, recovering slowly, and looks up at the big dick swinging near-by.  She smiles as he shoots another little jet of watery jism onto the carpet under him.  She sighs, “Oh-kaaay…” – and then shuffles over onto her side, then her back, shifting on her shoulders until she is under him, lining her face up under his tool, still smiling…

She lays there for a moment, then looks back toward the olygarch, and calls, “You cyan see?  Yes?” – and we hear a low “Da!” from him.  

The stewardess allows the dog to squirt another shot of his seed over her tits and face, then raises her head toward his dangling tool, pursing her lips and kissing the tip, moving her face around to make the tip move around, then parting her lips to let the dirty phallus fall into her mouth.  She doesn’t close her lips around it, preferring to simply move her head around, letting the cock move around inside, against her tongue, dangling loose.  After she’s let us see that the cock is in there, she finally closes her mouth around it and sucks her cheeks in on it, then begins to move her face toward his belly, then draw it back slowly, making a meal of this meat. 

She keeps going, moving up and down the shaft, dragging her lips along it – not too tight, just a gentle slide, leaving it glistening with her spit and his own juices.  Turning her head slightly toward us without altering her smooth movements, making eye contact again and then smiling around the shaft, her lips parting a little and a good measure of jism spilling out down the sides of her chin.

We hear the deep voice of her employer rumbling in slow Russian, a caption translating for us, “This is what I wanted to see…  Worthless slut with the dog in her mouth.  Fucking cunt.  She’s from Novgorod, what do I expect…  You like?”

He then repeats in English, for our camera, “You like…  Whore?”

She brings a free hand up to wipe the streams of jism away from her jaw as she tries to keep that sucking action going despite her smile getting even wider.  Smearing the cum around her face, getting her hand nice and wet, then smearing it over her firm little tits, before letting her hand wonder back down between her thighs again to finger her pussy.

She moans, “MMmmmm” around his cock as her way of confirming that she DOES like.

We move back to a wide angle to watch her as she continues to pump her head up toward his belly – straining to lift her shoulders off the floor as she takes the cock in and out of her mouth.  The dog standing over her, his hindlegs astride her head, looking around and panting hard to indicate how well he’s been looked after.

Then back to the close-up as she pulls back from his member and lets her head fall to the floor, breathing hard – exhausted.  The fuck and the blowjob combined lasted just a few minutes, but the experience has been so intense – with her boss looking on, and all these cameras, and with it being a dog – it’s raised her heartrate and blood pressure so high that she feels like she’s run a half-marathon.

“No…  You keep suckingk!”  Orders the billionaire, and it’s not a request – so she takes a deep breath and gets back to work, raising her head and taking the softening cock back into her mouth.

Her tight body is still glistening from all of the dog-cum as she runs her fingers up from her pussy, over her flat belly, her firm little breasts, up her neck and chin, and over her face again whilst she sucks.  Breathing hard around his dick, letting semen run down her cheeks.

We watch her working that pole for a little longer, noting that the shaft is getting softer as she sucks. It’s hard to imagine anything going soft in her mouth, but dog’s aren’t wired the same way as men are. The initial pussy-buzz of excitement has worn off, and Tank is getting bored – the sound of the engines and the changing air pressure beginning to distract him from his slimline bitch.

We cut to a wider shot, noting that his head is up, looking around and sniffing the air – looking back at Jenna, as if he’s waiting for her to save him (or join in). We can see Tatianna down underneath him, her head rising toward and falling back from his belly, and we can see the billionaire behind them both, watching on, speaking rather than shouting, “Suka… Sosi eto…” – with a caption telling us that he’s saying, “Bitch! Suck it!” – as she does.

He looks up at Jenna, and calls – in slow, deep English – “If you want to fuck her when the dog is done, is okay. I watch.”

Jenna shakes her head politely, “No, I don’t think so… Maybe back at the hotel, alone!” She laughs a little. The blowjob continues.

Undiscouraged, the billionaire pushes on, “Well… If you want to fuck the dog when she is done, is okay too… I watch?” He’s looking at the fully dressed blonde American opposite him, rather than the naked Russian brunette on the floor blowing the dog infront of him.

Jenna shakes her head again, smiling as she does it, “No… That’s definitely going to happen back at the hotel… Alone!”

The fat billionaire shrugs, even with his face blurred we can tell that he’s not impressed, nor is he giving up. “There is always a price…”

Jenna watches the brunette sucking the dog’s cock for a few more seconds, apparently distracted from the Olygarch, as if what he’s saying doesn’t interest her – then looks up at him, flashing that all-American smile – white teeth and a big jaw. “Oh, there’s always a price!” – then licking her lips as we look back down at the Russian slut still blowing the dog, who’s dick is barely there anymore, leaving her licking at his sheath as much as sucking his shaft…

We cut to an external shot of the plane (a cheap animated shot) – as it flies away, banking into the clouds, and then we fade out.

White letters begin to type up on the screen, advising us that: “Since her appearance on the show, Tatianna has been fired by her airline. She is currently looking for work in the travel industry but is considering purchasing a dog and setting up an OnlyPets page.”

The middle of the screen fills with a shot of Tank slamming into the rear end of a woman – but it’s clearly not the slimline Russian, this woman is more shapely, with blonde hair… As her firm titties jiggle under the onslaught, we realise that it’s Jenna. We pan up from her and see that blurred out Russian fatso again, raising his thumb to the camera.

A second caption confirms that, “Jenna’s admirer found the right price.”

And as Jenna begins to squeal and gasp, we fade out for another week – feeling pretty jealous of the Olygarch, but even more jealous of Tank.

S19:E12 – Agatha Arnison (50), from Newport

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a strangely vehicle-less city centre street in an old, very British high-street. Buildings made of light-brown/yellow sandstone blocks run along either side of a paved-over, pedestrian only street – with green steel park benches in the middle, and a few trees planted to break up the straight lines of the man-made structures.

Short-sleeved pedestrians walk along the street, clearly unaccustomed to the fine summer heat, a few seek the shade of those trees or taking a break on those benches.

A caption fills the screen: “NEWPORT, WALES.”

When it fades, we pan over to one side of the street – focusing in on the front of a large bank with the image of a large black horse rearing up on its logo – we wonder for a moment whether this will be another horse episode, then our host walks out from behind the bank, a large German Shepherd dog by his side… Talking as he walks, loudly declaring that, “No horses! Not this week…” – then introducing the show… “Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss… And this week, I’ve come down here to Newport, in Wales, to meet a lady who – despite having every option in the world, WANTS to have sex with ma boy Bucky here…” – he looks down at the large dog and smiles… And the dog appears to be smiling up at her also. “Lucky boy!”

We cut to a shot looking further up the street, seeing a very casual and relaxed looking woman walking toward us – white blouse (tight enough to show she has an impressive pair of boobs), blue jeans (tight enough to show off slim legs and a pert behind), and heeled boots (that just look good)… Her black hair is long and straight, and swept back behind her shoulders, making sure we get a good look a her face – very pleasant, with a strong jaw, and spectacles which highlight her cheekbones and big eyes. She’s nice to look at – perhaps a decade past her prime, but still a very impressive woman.

She introduces herself in voice-over as she approaches, her voice rich and smooth, and vaguely accented with a Scandinavian flavour) “Hello… I’m Agatha Arnison, and I’m 50 years old, originally from Oslo, in Norway – now living in Newport, in Wales… And… I have a lot of sexual experiences in my life… And now, I want to try just one more!”

We cut to a two-shot of her standing next to/across from Andy in a plush looking bedroom, with white bedclothes and white carpets. Andy is keeping a tight grip on his dog’s leash. Bucky is pulling against the grip, trying to get across to Agatha, wanting to start the show right now, here in the middle of the street.

Andy turns from our camera to Agatha, and asks, “Alright then Agatha… You’re here for a new experience… Tell me, why my big bad doggy?”

Agatha takes a pause, pursing her lips whilst she thinks, which has the effect of hollowing out her cheeks and making her face look years younger… Then she smiles, and crows feet around her eyes and the corners of her mouth confirm her age. “Let me tell you a story from my modelling days…”

We’re not surprised that she was a model – if she looks like this at 50, she must have been stunning at 20!

She continues, “I was on an assignment, and it was with a dog – like your dog – in my lingerie, walking him in a public park… That’s exactly what the brief said – lingerie only, no nude, walking the dog in public. It was a fashion shoot for the lingerie, I don’t know what the dog was there for…”

“That’s because perverts like to see beautiful women in lingerie next to big dogs…” Andy chuckles.

She shrugs, looking a little shy about her confession. “At the end of the shoot, we are in quiet part of the park, surrounded by trees, and the photographer asked me if I’d do a couple of topless shots, and I don’t mind that, so I popped the bra off and posed a few times with the dog…” We know we’re going to see everything she’s got, but our viewers will already be googling her to see if they can find photos of her when she was younger.

She continues, “Then she asks me if I’ll take the panties off for a couple of shots – artistic shots, she says.” She shrugs again, like it’s not a big deal. “I’m quite comfortable being nude on camera, so I didn’t mind… But I got it into my head that she was going to ask me to do something with the dog – something I shouldn’t do, and when she called for the end of the shoot, and she hadn’t asked me to do anything with him…” She shrugs and pulls a ‘sad face’, pouting, then confirming, “I was actually a little bit disappointed. I think from the mood I was in, if she had asked, I would have done anything, and I would have said that I was just doing as I was told, like a good model…” She half laughs, trying to maintain an innocent look.

Our host sighs impatiently, “So when did it go from disappointment that you didn’t do anything, to the desire to really go for it..?”

“You know, I actually forgot about it for years. It was just a ‘right there, right then’ thing… It was only years later, I didn’t meet my husband until after I had retired, and I was looking at old pictures with him, talking about how I used to look… And when I saw this photoset it all came back to me… They were amazing, I looked great – and so did the bloody dog, and I was so horny looking at them, I had to go and take care of myself. All those memories came back, and next thing I know I’m in the toilet watching dogporn on my phone and fingering myself.” She shrugs again, “Then I took my husband to bed, and we had the best sex!”

“Lucky husband!” Nods Andy, who isn’t averse to an older woman.

She smiles and nods, agreeing with him. “He is very lucky, I think of the dog a lot, and every time I think of the dog, I take my husband to bed!” She laughs.

“Does he know what you’re thinking about?” Queries our host, raising an eyebrow.

The Norwegian nods and smiles again, “Oh yes, of course. I couldn’t keep such a secret from him!”

“Oh yes, and what did he think about that?”

She shrugs a little, pulling a face that suggests he wasn’t impressed. “Well… He liked that I have sex with him every time I think about it…” She cracks into a little laugh as she confesses that, “Sometimes he shows me a video if he feels horny, he knows he’ll always get me hot…”

Andy looks a little impatient again, rubbing the back of Bucky’s neck and frowning as he asks, “So how do we get from your man using your little addiction to get his jollies – to you finally acting on your fantasy?”

She nods and smiles again, “I think he thought if I get turned on by videos, I would be more turned on by the real thing. He kept asking me when I was going to apply, but just like when I was a model… I needed someone else to tell me to do it… So nothing happened until just this year – and then he tells me that he has a special present for my 50th birthday… And he gives me the application form to fill in… And then you called me right back!”

Andy nods, “Well, we saw the pictures with your application and there was no way we were turning this down…” He looks down at his dog, “Was there, Bucky? No way we were saying no to this cunt, was there?”

She scowls a little at being called ‘this cunt’, but isn’t discouraged.

“So where is your husband now?” Asks the Scotsman. “I’d have thought he’d want to be right here to take advantage of your mood…”

Agatha smiles again, “No… He didn’t want to be here. He doesn’t want to even watch the show. He doesn’t want to see me like that. He doesn’t like the dogs, he only likes me!”

Andy nods, “I see… But you still want to go through with it?”

She nods and confirms, “Yes. It’s been on my mind for years now. I don’t want to miss another chance.” She pauses, waiting for another question from her host, but he remains silent, so she adds, “So, I suppose I’m just waiting for you to tell me to have sex with your dog now…”

Andy takes a breath, pausing as if he’s thinking hard about it. Then he sighs, “Be my guest… I’m sure he won’t say no!”

We cut to another shot, this time in a bedroom, with Agatha in frame from head to toe as she begins to undress. Her blouse and jeans are already off, leaving her standing confidently in her bra and jeans. It’s a no-nonsense strip – she’s clearly in a hurry. We catch a snippet of dialogue not intended for the camera, just conversation with the crew as she undresses. “I think he will watch the video when we fuck… I want to watch it every time!”

She reaches up behind her back and unclasps her bra, letting it fall away to reveal a great pair of quite firm C-cup. She’s unfastening her belt and unbuttoning her jeans as she looks off camera toward Bucky. She smiles and we pan away from her to the dog as she asks, “Do you want to fuck me?” then laughs as he stands up then sits down again, panting to show his level of interest.

When the camera returns to our ex-model, she has her jeans down around her ankles, and is pulling her feet out of each leg. Her boobs jiggle a little as she moves. Her belly is fairly flat, her legs toned. The briefest of white panties barely covers her well-trimmed pussy hair.

We hear Andy talking to his dog and cut to a shot of him asking, “What do you think of that, Bucky? That’s not bad, is it?” The dog’s body language suggests that he doesn’t think it’s bad at all!

We’re back on Agatha in time to see her running her thumbs around the elastic of her panties and then slipping them down very casually, proving her earlier statement about being relaxed about nudity on camera. As she bends forward to slip them down her legs, her boobs hang forward, then jiggle a little as she steps out of the panties, before she straightens up to give us a full frontal. She’s wearing nothing but her spectacles and a wry smile now.

We cut to a shot of her sitting on the edge of the bed, legs apart, the flats of her feet on the carpet, she’s bending forward, her tits hanging down, and she’s reaching out to rub Bucky’s powerful neck. Smiling at him, chatting away in a friendly tone as if there’s nothing strange about being naked with a dog. “You’re handsome… Beautiful boy… Aren’t you? I’m a lucky girl…” She looks up and smiles toward Andy, then looks right into camera and smiles for us too.

She lays back, spreading her legs wide, lifting one foot up onto the bed whilst the other hangs down to the floor. Her head back on the sheet, spreading her dark hair behind her – then running her hands down over her body, down her belly, to her pussy, and beginning to run her fingers up and down her pussy lips… Warming herself up.

The smell of sex apparently strong in the air, the big dog moves forward as she leans back, bringing his snout up between her thighs, diving straight in to lick at her pussy…

She gasps as he begins to lick – her eyes rolling back and the lids drooping, falling back harder against the mattress, looking like she might sink right into it… Her pussy tingling, making her gasp, “OOoooooooohhhh… MMmmmmyyyyyy… Ggaaaahhhhhhdddddd!”

The dog loves it as much as our guest does… Changing the angle of his head to try and get his tongue deeper, or to try and find a spot of flavour he’s missed so far… His tongue slopping up and down her tight little twat.

She moves her hands away from her pussy, keeping them out of the way, and begins to massage her boobs and pinch her nipples as the dog continues to slop his long tongue over her snatch.

We cut away to see our host, watching close-by, just outside of our regular shot… He’s clearly enjoying the show – but when he sees our camera is pointing at him, he drops into a serious face, wanting to keep up the image of being unimpressed by dogfuckers.

Back on the bed, Agatha has her knees even wider apart, pushing her pussy toward the dog’s snout as he keeps on licking… She’s smiling throughout, moaning softly the whole time, almost laughing – enjoying every moment. Sliding her foot back on the bed to raise her knee, then letting her thighs fall even further apart, allowing the dog to dig in even deeper, sending her into louder gasps.

Her belly is dancing as she tenses muscles whilst pleasurable sensations shoot from her pussy to her brain, making her body jerk and her boobs jiggle, her shoulders digging into the mattress as the base of her spine arches off it. She looks like she’s going to cum any second now… Then she doesn’t… She raises her head, and looks over at Andy, somehow ignoring the dog’s tongue as she gasps, “I want to get fucked!”

We cut to a shot of Bucky, his snout clear of her pussy, head raised, cocked on one side, looking at Agatha as if he knows what she’s just said… Then wagging his tail as if confirming that he’s as keen to go for it as she is.

We cut to another shot, this time it’s our guest twisting and rolling over until her knees are on the floor, and she’s bent forward over the bed, her tits pressed against the sheets, her arse pointed backward toward the dog, who is skipping around behind her, ready to mount as soon as he gets his signal…

And then he gets his signal, our inexperienced Norwegian bitch reaching back and slapping the top of her thigh, making her buttock shake a little – and triggering the beast behind…

He doesn’t hesitate to move right up behind her, this time he doesn’t drop his snout to her snatch, he raises his chin above her arse and keeps moving forward, his wide chest against her behind, pushing on and rising up over her, front legs quickly finding their way around her middle, wrapping around her just shy of the edge of the bed, his paws hooking back over her hips, back between her thighs. His weight rocking her whole body forward against the mattress, making her gasp. Her tits are squashed down against the sheet.

He pulls up harder against her behind and begins to pump his hindquarters toward her, making her gasp.

One of our cameramen moves in closer and drops down behind them, lowering his camera to look up between the dog’s hindlegs, and between hers, right up at her snatch.

We cut to his camera angle and see the angled tip of the dog’s semi-erect cock prodding at Agatha’s pussy lips, rubbing against them and making her gasp again, then pulling back. His thin shaft rubbing against her inner thigh before the next thrust sends it back toward her pussy. We watch half a dozen frenzied thrusts before the that slick shaft slips between her lips and punches deep into her cunt. We hear her loud gasp, “OOoooooooohhhh…”

Then cut to a close-up of her face, seeing her reaction to the penetration, her mouth open in a long “Gghhhhaaaaadddddd!” – with light reflecting off her spectacles as she is shaken forward with every thrust.

We cut to a wider angle, watching as the big German Shepherd shifts into overdrive, holding tight to her rear end and pumping hard into her – his head is in the air, a look of intense concentration about him.

Below him, our guest is gripping the sheets in her fists, turning her head to the side away from us, then back toward us, as she is bounced against the mattress. She continues gasping, “OOooooohhh mmmnnnnnnnnn”, as the dog keeps thrusting into her, his hindpaws lifting from the floor and scraping down the outsides of her thighs as he seeks greater purchase, now almost bouncing on her arse as he tries to dig a deeper hole!

The fuck barely lasts thirty seconds before the dog twists off to the side and pulls away from his dark-haired bitch, his fat cock flopping out of her pussy as he staggers away.

She remains in position, her arse back, dog cum dribbling from her sloppy snatch as she catches her breath – her chest heaving, tits still pressed to the sheets. After a few seconds she pushes herself up from the bed and looks around, coming to her senses, gasping, “Is that it? Did he knot? He didn’t knot, did he?”

From behind her, we hear our host confirming, “Nah, he didn’t… Sometimes he doesn’t… That’s the luck of the draw.” He adds, with a smirk, “Especially is the bitch has a sloppy pussy!”

She frowns at the comment about her pussy, and fires back (with an exhausted smile), “I have a lovely pussy!” – from our point of view it’s hard to argue. Even after her debut dogfuck everything is looking fairly tidy – wet, with a few stray dog hairs stuck to her pussy lips, but tidy.

She begins to turn around on her knees, then ‘walks’ away from the bed, toward the dog, on them, looking from the beast to our host, and asking, “Can I still suck his cock?”

We hear a chuckle from off camera, then “What do you think he’s waiting for?”

We cut to look at the dog and note that he is standing, facing away from our guest, his big cock hanging down between his hindlegs. It’s almost like he’s presenting it to her. Waiting for her to do her duty!

We cut to a slightly different angle of the dog’s rear and his big cock – closer up, watching as Agatha scoots along on her back, pushing her head between his hindlegs. Bucky shuffles a little, hindpaws shifting as she comes up under him. She smiles and reaches above her shoulders to take hold of the dog’s shins, holding his hindlegs steady on either side of her head.

The canine’s cock hangs down toward her face, still dripping watery semen, which forms droplets on her spectacles and the bridge of her nose. Angling her head back a little and raising it, she opens her mouth and tries not to smile again as more drops of the dog’s jism fall to her tongue.

She raises her head a little further, catching the end of the cock with her outstretched tongue, steering it toward her mouth as she raises her head a little further and wraps her lips around it – then sucks her cheeks in. She sucks it as if she’s smoking a fat cigar – one, two, three puffs, then she pulls her head back and takes a slow swallow.

She turns her head to the side, looking directly into our camera as she licks her lips, she says, “That’s not what I think it will taste like… But…” She pauses, smacking her lips. “I like it… Yeah. Is good.” – and with that she takes the tool back between her lips and begins to ‘smoke’ it again. Smu, smu, smu, on the tip, and then she pulls her head back again, wide open, tongue out…

The dog is no longer dripping cum, it’s back to squirting little jets – which Agatha catches on her tongue. Swallowing after a few squirts, then going back to sucking.

From off camera, we hear our host’s Scottish accent as he notes that, “This who-er looks like she’s smoked a dog’s cock before…”

Our guest turns her head a little and smiles as she comments, “I have good instincts!”- then winks through the smeared lens of her spectacles before turning back to the dog’s cock and taking the tip between her lips again, sucking around it, puffing on it.

We linger on this shot for a while – there’s not much action, but she’s an attractive woman, and she’s clearly enjoying what she’s doing. Living out a long-held fantasy. We pull back to a wider angle and note that Bucky seems quite happy with the arrangement too. He’s standing with his mouth open and his tongue hanging out, panting away as Agatha works his dick with her skilled tongue and thin lips.

She’s released one of the dog’s hind-legs, so she can rub at her pussy as she smokes the cock. Sliding her fingers up and down her wet slit, over her clit again and again. Writhing her hips as she touches herself, as she sucks the dog, as she looks up at our camera. Only pausing the sucking to tell us that, “This is really good… I like this…” before wrapping her lips around the cock again.

She never goes deep on the dog, just working on the tip. Lips against the hard flesh, tongue flicking against the tip, smoking noises, slurping too as she drinks his seed. The corners of her mouth often begin to turn up into a smile before she focusses back on the dog’s pleasure.

We cut to a wide-angle shot, looking across the room, looking at the slim woman on her back on her bedroom floor, next to her bed. The dog is standing astride her head, his cock in her mouth. She’s still fingering herself. Our crew is working away around them, getting close-ups and good sound. Catching every smu-smu-smu sound as she sucks, every little slurp. The dog’s fast panting breaths. It’s another chance to see the difference between a regular woman experiencing her descent into depravity, and a camera crew just doing their job. They’ve seen almost 400 women go through this experience. For her, it’s a day that will change her lifte – for them, it’s just another Sunday!

On the edge of the frame we can see our host, looking down at the bitch pleasuring his boy – then looking over at one of the crew members and pointing down at Agatha. “Richie… Finish her off!”

In the background we see one of our sound-crew, a youngish, shortish, chubby man, putting down his boom microphone and stepping into the middle of the scene. The sound quality drops a little, the sound of the dog’s breathing dropping away. The sound man, Richard, drops down to his knees between Agatha’s ankles, then bends forward, his face joining her fingers next to her pussy. She doesn’t hesitate to move her hand from his snatch to the back of his head, holding him to her pussy.

We cut between close-ups of Richard licking her clit, flicking his tongue back and forth over it at speed; and of her sucking on the tip of the dog’s cock, struggling to focus on it due to the pleasure Richard’s tongue is giving her. She drops her head down to the floor, letting the cock just hang hard above her face. Her mouth open as she breaths hard. More watery cum squirts against her face and the lenses of her spectacles.

Andy calls, “Richard!” – and the pussy licking ends almost immediately, leading to Agatha opening her eyes and looking up at us, calling “Not fair!”

Our host confirms that, “If you stop pleasuring my boy, Richie stops pleasuring you…”

Agatha pouts like a spoilt child, then smiles, licks her lips, and goes back to smoking the tip of the dog’s dick – and our sound man drops his head back down between her thighs, and starts to lick her pussy again, sending her right back to the edge of her orgasm…

We move around to a side angle, looking at the dog standing over the woman, she’s on her back, her head between his hindlegs, raised under his belly, the last inch of his cock sucked between her lips. Her knees are raised, but we can still see our sound man’s head between her thighs, and see can tell from the way her belly dances that he’s still licking that clit.

It doesn’t take long for the combination of a dog-cock in the mouth, a man’s tongue on her clit, and a camera crew catching it all, takes her right to the edge – and when Andy calls out, “What will your husband make of this?” – she’s sent over the edge…

Her body bucks, her belly dances, her head drops back and she lets out a loud, long gasp, then a laugh that sounds somewhere between agony and ecstasy… She rolls away from Richard, with Bucky skipping over her head and away in the opposite direction. “Oh my God… My poor husband…” She laughs as she continues to spasm, her fingers having already replaced Richard’s tongue. “A dog, AND a man… He’ll feel so left out!”

We watch her fingering herself and breathing hard for a few more seconds, then fade through to a shot of her sitting upright infront of her bed. Still naked, still out of breath. A couple of lines of dog-cum running down the middle of the lenses of her spectacles, and a big smile across her face. Bucky is sitting next to her, his sheath visible, with his cock hidden away inside. She’s got her are around him, one hand stroking his side in a friendly, post-coital manner.

Andy asks, “Did you enjoy that?”

She nods, “Oh yes. Thank you very much. It was very wonderful.”

“Do I need to ask if you’ll be doing it again?”

She smirks, taking her glasses off and then licking the lenses clean, making sure she’s got the last few remnants of canine cum. She tells us, “Oh yes… I love this doggy sperm… I need more of it!”

Andy lets her know that, “If you’re ever near Motherwell, feel free to drop in for a top up!”

She smiles, “I think that would be nice… But I think I need my own boy…” She turns to the dog, leaning forward to give him a quick kiss on the nose, then waiting as he instinctively licks her lips. She pulls away from him after a few licks and confirms, “I think my husband can take this guy’s place!” She doesn’t even know Richard’s name.

On that happy note, knowing what a slut we’ve found here in Newport, we fade out so we can set off on another adventure next week.

White letters begin to type up onto the screen, telling us that, “Following her first dogsex experience, Agatha has continued to enjoy ‘the lifestyle’…”

The middle of the screen fills with a narrow iphone quality video clip of Agatha, in lingerie, walking through a public park with a black Labrador on a leash, she’s looking back over her shoulder and smiling/pouting for the camera as they head toward the bushes.

A second caption types up below the video footage. “She’s even managed to get her husband involved, as her cameraman, recreating some of her favourite memories. He says that he doesn’t mind the doggy action, and he loves that she involves him so much!”

S19:E11 – Miranda Bellamy (35), from Glasgow

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a collection of strange, angular white buildings. Curved walls rising at unusual angles. The main building is an arena that’s wider at the top than the bottom, with entrances built into the grass around its base, then there are wide pedestrian walkways and deserted roads, then a second building – a series of arches, an armadillo shaped, like a poor man’s Sydney Opera House… We see a sign that indicates this is all part of the “Scottish Event Campus”, and then the screen fills with our location caption, “GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.”

When the caption fades, we can see this week’s host walking through the modern complex toward us, a big smile on her face. Long brunette hair hangs in ringlets around her pretty face, and deep dimples form in her cheeks at the corners of her smile. Her perfect little body is wrapped in a tight and shiny PVC ‘business suit’ – her bolt-on boobs squeezed together creating a credit-card worthy cleavage. She’s dynamite – and she knows it…

As she approaches she introduces this week’s show in an over-excited girly squeak of a voice – “Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name is Renae Russell, and this week I’ve brought my crew all the way up to Glasgow, Scotland, to meet a lady who’s even smaller than me, who has some pretty huge fantasies…”

She looks up and beyond the camera, and we spin around to see a young couple walking toward us from the Event Campus building. They are a remarkably similar looking pair. Both of them slight, with long blonde hair. He’s slim, and almost exactly the same height as her, dressed casually in jeans and a leather jacket that’s unzipped to show that he’s almost as slim as her.

Beside him, dressed smart-casual in a white blouse/black skirt workwear combination, she’s petite and blonde, with a tight-looking little body. They hold hands as they walk and look like they are very much in love.

We cut a little closer so we can get a better look at her – and see that she’s got a very square jaw and an oversized mouth (not too square or too big, but definitely noticeable) – coupled with a slightly upturned nose, and slightly squinted eyes, it’s the kind of face that stands out in a crowd and would split people 50/50 over whether she’s attractive or not.

We hear her introducing herself in voice-over, her Glaswegian accent strong but understandable. “Hallo… I’m Miranda Bellamy… I’m 35, and I’m from Glasgow… And I’ll do anything to make ma man happy!”

As they arrive in shot with our host, she welcomes them with a friendly smile and a little hug each, we see that they are both very short – because Renae isn’t a big girl, and she’s got a couple of inches on both of them, making our guest around five feet tall, whilst her partner is barely five one.

We cut to a shot of the three of them side-by-side, Miranda in the middle, her partner to one side, Renae on the other, microphone in hand, beginning her interview with her regular question, “Okay, Miranda… Why don’t you tell the viewers at home why you applied to be on our show?”

The youngster begins to tell her story, full of energy, reaching out to grab her man’s arm for emotional rather than physical support. “This is ma man, Gavin…”

Gavin gives us a half wave, smiling, and then looks back to his girl as she continues…

“We’ve been together for a couple of years, and we have a lot of fun…”

Gavin nods, and confirms, “A lot…”

“And I like to push my boundaries… Our boundaries… Try new things… I always have… So, as far as I’m concerned, I never had said no to anything… And he knows it…” She looks toward her man again, wide eyes begging him to step in and tell his part of the story.

He smiles and takes his queue, telling us that, “She always said she’d do anything I asked… Anything… Not to make me happy, mind – but because she wanted the challenge…” He nods to us, and then to her, as if he’s telling us something amazing. “And I just thought it would look amazing to see her getting absolutely ruined by a beast… The bigger, the better… And she said yes…”

“Whatever!” She confirms with a shrug.

Renae interjects, “So, whatever he had asked, you would have done?”

Miranda and Gavin look at each other, reading each other’s minds, then both nod at the same time. Our guest confirming, “Yeah… I can’t think of anything he could have asked… I would do anything…”

Gavin jokes, “Little kiddies?” (He’s not serious).

Without pausing, Miranda replies, “How little?” – and they both laugh…

Sensing that we’re heading into dangerous territory – the only thing we’re not comfortable talking about on UK of Zoo, our host brings them back on course, almost effortlessly, asking, “Well… Your beast of choice certainly isn’t ‘little’… Tell me why you decided to have sex with a horse… Do they turn you on?”

Our guest looks at her partner and smiles broadly again, “Horses don’t turn me on… But doing this for him does. The thought of being on camera and everyone we know seeing this… It’s very exciting… But mainly it’s about making him happy.”

Renae turns from Miranda to Gavin, and asks him, “And what will make you happy today?”

Gavin looks over at his partner, barely breaking eye contact with her as he answers our host’s question, “I just want to see the look on her face when she backs up onto his huge cock… And…” He pauses, staring at her – considering every millimetre of her face, then continues, “… And, I want to see her tasting some horse spunk.”

Miranda smiles, and hums, “Mmmmmmmmm!” in response to her man’s fantasy. We’ve no doubt about her intentions.

Renae seems impressed too, deep dimples forming as she smiles and moves the show along, “You guys obviously know exactly what you want to do… So, let’s head off and see if we can make some dreams come true…”

We cut to another location – clearly indoors and a lot quieter… Husband and wife close together, sharing a kiss as he begins to unbutton the front of her blouse… They break the kiss and she whispers, “I can’t wait…”, and he spurs her on, “Do you want to fuck the horse?”, and she hurriedly confirms, “I want to fuck the horse!” – then they’re in for more kisses as he pulls the blouse back off her shoulders and down her arms.

He leaves the shirt around her elbows, trapping her arms behind her back, and reaches up to unhook the front-fastener on her bra – popping it open to reveal a small but firm pair of breasts that sit up proud in the cool air, nipples hard as rocks… She’s definitely not faking her interest!

We cut away to a shot of our host watching on – a cheeky dimpled smile on her face, nibbling her bottom lip as she watches the loving couple play together before their world is changed forever. There’s no going back from bestiality… And a horse-cock is never forgotten!

We cut back to see that our guest has removed her blouse and bra completely, and is now standing topless in her skirt… Her man is dropping down to his knees infront of her, still looking her pretty much straight in the eyes as he unzips the side of her skirt and then slips it over her narrow hips and down her slim legs.

She steps out of the skirt, moving slightly away from him – but he grabs her and pulls her back, wrapping his big arms around her small body, planting another kiss on her, then breaking to check – “You still want it inside you?” – “Yeah!” she confirmed, with a smile that leaves us without any doubts. He adds, “I want to see it!” – and then grabs her panties and pulls them down, showing off a sparse little blonde pussy…

She leans in and gives her partner one last kiss – long and deep – him holding her like he doesn’t want her to get away to find out what the huge horse has in store for her… Then pushing her away like he can’t wait to see her impaled… And she gleefully pulls away from him, smiling and giggling, “Here we go!” and turns to skip over to the star of the show… Almost stumbling in her rush…

We get our first sight of the massive, muscular, black-haired beast that is our very own stallion, Klik-Bait. It’s hard to imagine why any woman would want to have sex with a horse – but then you see Klik-Bait and figure, if you were going to fuck one, this would be the one!

She bends sideways as she gets closer – her interest in the horse quite clearly limited to what he’s got hanging under his belly rather than his amazing muscular body, his powerful legs, his elegant neck and head. All she’s looking at is that cock. The sheath actually… A big leathery sack hanging under his belly – not even aroused yet. None of his shaft in sight, everything still tucked away – a marvellous mystery…

She confirms that, “I can’t wait to see it…” Looks around at our host, and asks, “Is it as big in real life as it looks on the telly?”

“Bigger…” responds Renae. “You won’t believe it!”

Miranda smiles as she gets closer – and then reaches under him, stretching out to run her fingers over the heavy flesh, rubbing the sheath, awakening the monster within… Half whispering, “Oh God” to herself, then turning her head back to confirm to her husband, “I’m touchin’ it… It’s warm…”

The horse’s huge member begins to expand, almost falling out of the sheath, swelling and lengthening, growing at an almost indecent speed… With our blonde rubbing it the whole time, a little smile flickering on her thin lips as it grows… We catch her licking those lips – possibly nerves, but more likely hunger… She wants this!

“Are ye gettin orny?” Asks Gavin, from off camera.

“Oh yeah…” Confirms our guest, nodding back to her man, “It’s amazing… I’ve never seen anything grow like that…”

She shuffles a little closer to the massive animal, leaning in under his body, taking holding of his member – stoking her hand up and down the shaft, hefting it… Rambling, “It’s soooo heavy…”

She looks transfixed, eyes wide and with an unshakeable smile… Holding that cock close to her mouth… Her breathing shaky.

“Go on, baby…” Encourages her partner, “Suck that huge fucking horse cock!”

She smiles back at him, biting her bottom lips, and takes a firmer grip and the horse shuffles a little, making her move her feet around to make sure she isn’t trampled… But not backing away… Getting a better hold, and then beginning to pull that huge, hot member sideways toward her mouth, whispering “Oh… My… Gawd!” as she gets up close to it… “It’s real… I’m really dee-in this… Bluh-dee Hell!”

That smile flickers larger, then fades away as she calms herself, then leans a little closer, opening her mouth wider… Pausing a couple of inches from the large, flat end of the horse’s hot cock… Breathing again… Thinking… And then pushing forward again, opening as wide as she can, and stuffing the end of the cock inside, filling her mouth with the first push. Eyes and nostrils flaring as she feels herself filled up – choking, gagging, stunned, turned-on-beyond-rational-thought… Sucking a horse cock!

We get a quick shot of Gavin, standing off to the side, bending forward slightly to watch his partner as she gets to work on the horse’s huge tool… His mouth is hanging a little open, the corners flicking up occasionally… Disbelief, awe, and joy…

Back to Miranda, her lips stretched around that massive member, her jaw looking ready to disconnect – looking like she’s on the edge of retching, or coughing… Clearing forcing herself to keep it in her mouth, breathing noisily through her nose which is partially distorted by the strain on her lower face.

Pushing it deeper – or trying to – over-stretching her mouth… Almost gagging again, and then trying to swallow some more… Her hands stroking along the shaft, fingers around it, squeezing and pulling at it – fingertips near her mouth, pressing in on the shaft to try and heave it another centimetre beyond her lips. Humming/moaning around it… “MMmmmmmmm” – and turning her head slightly to look back at her man… As much as she wants this cock, she wants his approval too…

We cut back to Gavin and he’s bending forward fairly close to his woman now, his fingers against the front of his shirt, tickling his own nipples, pinching them… Watching in awe as his wife sucks that equine cock. He knows that she’ll never feel the same about sucking his again, but it’s worth it just to see her under that huge horse with this enormous tool in her mouth.

They maintain eye contact as she tries to bounce the cock even further into her mouth, but there’s no way any more of this thing is going to fit… Her mouth so wide now, the cock forced in so hard, that she can barely breath… We can tell that she’s proud of herself as her man tells her, “You’re so beautiful… That looks sooo perfect…”

When she finally pulls the meat from her mouth, and steps away from the horse toward her man to plant her mouth on his – he reacts instinctively, sucking her mouth despite it having just been wrapped around a horse’s dong – possibly because it was just wrapped around one.

When the break the kiss off he immediately encourages her to, “Go on then… Fuck it… I want to see you take that cock…” It’s a dream as much as it’s a dare, and she’s clearly up for it…

She turns around, facing the horse again, stepping to him and reaching under his belly to take hold of eighteen inches of hard heaven again, then turning her back on it, looking at her man and backing under the beast, bending forward as she reverses her pussy toward the beast.

Holding the cock in her hand just behind her arse, easing it down to the undercurve of her buttocks, backing up toward it. She has to bend forward to get under his belly, but has to raise up on her toes to get her pussy as the right height for him… Rubbing the fat end of the cock up and down over the crack of her skinny arse, down between her thighs – backing up a couple of inches further and rubbing the end of his cock against her short pubic hair, and down between her thighs – as close to rubbing it over her pussy as she can manage…

We catch sight of our host, standing off to the side, watching closely, looking excited – her hands against the front of her PVC jacket, fingers against her breasts as she watches. She clearly loves her job on days like these!

“Go on, babe… Get on that cock…” Urges Gavin. “You fucking know you want to…”

She gasps a “Yeah” back, it could be a “Yeah?” or a “Yeah!” – it’s hard to tell.

She pushes her crotch a little further back, his cock a little lower, and lets the tip of it come through between her thighs, which she closes gently around it. He’s not in her, but with her thighs on either side of his tool, holding him tighter, he certainly thinks he is… After a second to process the signals, he suddenly starts to pump at her… Nothing too aggressive or threatening, but definitely twitching of the huge hips and thigh muscles, making the end of his shaft push between her smooth legs. Making her gasp at both his movement, and the thought of doing this with him inside her…

The thigh-wank lasts for about four strokes before the Klik-Bait begins to shuffle forward, turning toward our skinny guest, looking like he’s about to take control… Ready to rear up over her – which would be a disaster for her, and for us… We can tell she knows it, because she bolts forward and away from him – laughing.

Take two… And she’s bending forward beside, and slightly under, the beast again… Renae is beside and behind her, the horse’s huge shaft in her hand, and she’s steering it toward her guest’s hindquarters… The little Scots lassie is reaching back, a butt-cheek in either hand, spreading her thighs wide, presenting a spread open pussy to the beast…

We cut to the wide angle again – our host beside her guest, standing behind her, holding the huge cock in position for Miranda to back up against… Reaching out to put her hand on the blonde’s behind, steering her into position… Offering helpful, squeaky voiced tips, “Just a little closer… Bend forward…”

The diminutive blonde bends further forward, turning her head to flash a little smile as her partner urges her to, “Go for it, babe!”

Her smile turns into an open mouthed, silent, gasp as our host brings the cock up against her sex.

We move around behind her to watch as Renae twists and squeezes the tip of the cock so that she can force it between the nervous little slut’s pussy lips – making her gasp louder, almost crying as she manages to get the fat head inside… Our host gasping, “Yeessss!” almost as loud as our guest moans, “NNnoooooooo!”

Gavin adds to the soundscape, excitedly cheering his girl on, “Good girl… You’re doing it, you’re doing it!”

And she is… Despite the obvious pain on her face, the open-mouthed gasping panic, she’s bouncing back against it, taking it a little deeper with each bounce.

We move back to the wide-angle so we can get the full picture… Our pornstar host, standing beside the horse’s huge thigh, behind our guest, a wicked smile on her face as she holds the horse’s shaft steady whilst the skinny blonde rocks gently back up against it…

Then we cut back further, to see our crew – and Gavin – in a semi-circle around the action – everyone staying as quiet as possible, not wanting to disturb the moment. All we can hear is the heavy breathing of the horse, the gasps and slight whimpers of our guest, and the occasional, “Wow!” from Gavin.

Miranda continues to make the smallest movements, but Renae makes sure that the cock is moving into her as much as she’s moving onto it… Jiggling her hand on the shaft, wanking him a little toward her guest.

“Do you love it?” Calls Gavin from off camera. “Tell me you love it…”

Miranda flicks her head up toward him, half whispering, “I love it!” to him, sounding fairly positive, but we’re not so sure. She still looks mildly disgusted, and scared, not to mention in pain…

“I’ll tell you what…” Squeaks Renae, “I think Klik-Bait loves it…”

We cut to a wider shot again to see the horse shuffling a little, his thighs twitching and his tail flicking. He seems a little agitated, like something feels pretty good to him. One can only imagine how tight a human cunt must feel to a horse!

Close by, to the side, Gavin is leaning in, still pinching and rubbing his nipples through his t-shirt, watching his girl bounce against this huge cock, and coo-ing, “Oh darlin… That’s amazin… Your so fuckin hot!“

Behind them, Renae is still helping out, offering the greatest encouragement of all, “I think he’s going to cum in you… You’re going to make him cum!!”

Miranda lets out a little whine as she continues to bounce against his huge tool, trying to get him over the edge. We suspect she wants him to cum so she can stop, rather than out of some sense of sharing and caring for his needs! Twisting and rocking her hips a little, the strain showing on her face…

Standing over her, the big horse is making more noise – no whinnying or neighing, he’s just breathing hard, shuffling a little, shoes clopping on the concrete, pushing a little… Making her stagger forward to avoid being injured… And then he goes neigh… It’s almost comical – nostrils flaring, head rising… And our guest shouts, “AAAARRRHHH!” as everything he’s got inside her flares, and his full hot load squirts into her belly in a second. An explosion of horse jism in her belly.

It doesn’t last long, because her instinctive reaction – possibly her survival instinct – leads to her staggering forward a little, trying to get off that huge tool…

We cut to a close-up of the cock-in-pussy action… Looking at her pussy stretched around the shaft, straining… Straining… And then the cock pulling back out, almost exploding out of her – the flared end seeming to expand to twice the size of her pussy once it’s out – grey spunk dribbling out of her snatch and pretty much pouring out of her and dripping down to the ground, forming a surprisingly large puddle. More cum still dripping onto her skinny little arse from the end of his huge cock, which Renae is still holding…

Our guest stays in position, bent forward, horse cum dribbling from her snatch – she’s so slim, and the cock so large, that we actually wonder how it fit inside her… Renae rubs the glistening flared end of his cock against her arse, and down over her pussy, smearing cum all over the place… Giggling as she does it… “I’m painting you with his cum!”

Our guest doesn’t reply, she’s still trying to gather herself, her mouth hanging open, a blank look on her face – looking from her man to the camera and back… It’s hard to tell what she’s thinking…

Gavin steps in, reaching out behind his wife and placing his hand over her pussy, smearing some of that cum around, then holding his sticky, wet fingers up to the camera before moving them around infront of her, and then bringing them up to her mouth, whispering, “Taste this…”

An obedient little slut, his girl does as she’s told, parting her lips to let his fingers slip into her mouth, then sucking on them – pulling a slightly sour face as she tastes the horse spunk, but doing her best to clean his fingers anyway. Sucking them, licking between them. Looking up to her husband, and then past him toward our camera, making sure we know she knows we’re watching… Making the moment last. She may be nervous, but she’s a good slut – and she knows how to show it…

We watch as she licks between his fingers – a smile taking over… She’s playing with her man now – making him happy… Tasting that spunk… No longer impaled on him, no longer in pain – she can simply enjoy the perversity of the moment again… And this is when Gavin shows her how much he loves her, bringing her upright beside the horse, and bending down to her height to share a long, loving kiss – tasting that horse-spunk from her tongue, not caring… His big hands moving down to hold her little body against his, pressing her dirty wet flesh to his t-shirt.

Behind them, Renae is still holding the horse’s spent cock in one hand – reaching out with her other to continue smearing jism against the Scottish girl’s behind… She takes this opportunity to look up at our camera and sighing, “Aawwwwww… Isn’t that beautiful… A man, his woman, and a horse-cock… It’s a true love story!”

We focus on the loving couple again, and then fade out on another successful bestiality experience.

The screen fills with side-by-side images of Gavin and Miranda – both looking sad and distressed in police arrest pictures.

A caption appears at the bottom of the image to tell us that, “Miranda and Gavin are currently on remand after accusations were made against them by a local school-girl. Miranda claims that she was only trying to make Gavin happy.” – and then we fade out for another week.

S19:E10 – Anna Napier (46), from Tavistock

We begin this week’s show with another of our drone shots – the camera floating over an area of parkland which is split down the middle by a straight line of narrow, dark river. There’s about twenty meters of well-tended grass and trees on one side of the canal, about forty meters on the other side – and then roads and buildings…

A caption fills the screen: “TAVISTOCK, ENGLAND.”

As the large letters fade from the screen we note that we have dropped down closer to ground level – moving along above the canal, looking at the bank…

We see this week’s host walking toward us – almost as wide as he is tall, balding but hairy, his fat belly hanging out of the bottom of his tight West Ham football shirt. It’s everyone’s favourite Cockney wide-boy – and wide is the right word for him! Beside him, walking on the narrow strip of grass between the footpath and the river, constantly running the risk of falling into the water, but too well balanced to actually take a tumble.

As he gets closer, Dennis begins to introduce himself and the show in his gruff Cockney accent, “’Ello… Welcome to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this is the beast from the East-End, everyone’s favourite mean muvva-fuckah…” He nods down toward the dog by his side. “… Romeo!”

We cut to a shot of him closer to the camera, the dog now out of shot, as he continues, “This week we’ve come up to the amazingly named Tiddy Brook Meadows, in Tavistock, to meet a lady who’s sick of the bullshit… And wants to try being honest for a change…”

He smiles, and then nods past our camera – indicating that we should turn around. We do, swinging past our film-crew and looking up the park land to see this week’s guest approaching….

She’s middle-aged but has a clear youthful spirit – bright and breezy – with her light dress blowing against her body as she walks – tight enough to show off a wide pair of hips and a good-sized pair of tits, but loose enough to conceal how wide her trunk and legs might be.

Her light brown hair hangs long and straight, beyond her shoulders, framing a pretty, high-cheekboned face – and as she approaches, it bounces with each step, and billows as the wind catches it.

We hear her introducing herself in whiny high-pitched voice-over as she gets closer… “Hi… I’m Anna Napier… I’m 46… And I’m from Tavistock.”

We cut to a side-by-side interview… Our guest now standing beside our fat cockney, he has one meaty arm around her waist, his hand on her hip, holding her close – not that she’s trying to get away. He pulls her in even closer, cuddling up to her as he asks, “Alright, Anna… Tell us why we’re ‘ere today, then…”

She barely pauses, launching into her story, that high-pitched whine annoying us almost as soon as she starts talking. “Well, the truth is… Everyone I know thinks I’ve already done it… I’m up for anything, you see… I’m just a dirty, dirty cunt. My ‘usband knows I wanna try everythin’… We’ve done most fings already… I asked him to organise somefing for me – be ‘e’s useless, he couldn’t find anyone – or maybe ‘e didn’t look… I don’t know…” She smiles, and we suspect it’s the first time she’s considered that her husband might not have actually tried to find her a doggy date… We think we’re going to get a break from her whine, but then she’s right back into it.

“I’m not into animals so much – it’s not an obsession… It’s just something filthy that I ‘aven’t tried yet! When I was younger there was a pig farm up the road from where I lived, and I used to try and get off with the farmer ‘cos I wanted to ‘ave sex with ‘is pigs and that, but that never worked out, he wasn’t interested… Me and my ‘usband ‘ave tried chattin’ with guys with dogs, but the guys always run a mile when they find out what I wanna do… So I have this reputation for trying it on, and people think I already do it, and they know I wanna do it… So I just want to do it in the biggest way possible… To be really, really, slutty… So – I’m ready for a dog-cock, and I want to get it on the tele, so everyone can see…”

She finally stops, giving us a proud smile.

Dennis nods, then asks, “And this is a special location for you… That’s why we’re ‘ere, right?”

She nods and launches into another story. “Yeah… This is where I got closest… I come up ‘ere for my lunch sometimes. I like to watch the dog-walkers, an’ I always talk to them… Try it on, like… Last year, I was talking to a guy with a Doberman… And ‘e said his dog was trained, it had sex with ‘is wife… I thought it was going to happen – but he said he’d ‘ave to ask ‘er… And she said no… It was so frustratin’… I just wished I had done with the dog right here in the park, right then… So this time, I just want to do it, and ‘ave it done with!”

She stops again, nodding her head and smiling.

Dennis smiles, “Well… After all these near misses – we better give this miss the real thing… Eh?” He hugs her close to his side again, “Eh? You wanna get started?”

She looks up and smiles, nodding eagerly, “Oh yeah!”

We fade through to a shot of Anna peeling her dress up and over her head, revealing the briefest of pairs of white panties, and no bra. Her body is solid rather than fat, certainly not flat bellied or athletic, nor flabby. Her breasts large, not huge, but round and heavy. Slightly separated on her wide chest.

With the dress still in one hand, she looks around the park, revelling in the fresh air on her almost naked body. Then looking down at the dog, being held at a ‘safe’ distance by Dennis. She drops the drapes the dress over the back of the bench, then brings her hands up to her boobs to squeeze and run her fingers over her nipples, which are already erect.

“This is really ‘appenin’, isn’t it?” She smiles, getting an immediate, “Absolutely!” from our host.

She quickly slips her panties down and off, showing off a thickly haired tuft of pussy. She’s clearly trimmed it, but left that tidy triangle in the middle.

Fully naked, full frontal for our cameras (and our dog), she’s a decent looking woman – not special, not beautiful, but she’s in good shape for a woman who’s turned forty.

We cut from this strip, to a shot of her as she sits down on the bench, spreading her legs wide to show the dog her pussy, then brings her hands up to cup and squeeze her big breasts. She looks down at the beast the whole time, smiling as he moves closer, dropping his narrow snout between her thighs.

He slops his tongue out over her pussy, letting the thick, warm tool slide over her clit half a dozen times in less than two seconds, and she reacts with squeals and an arched back as thrills run through her body.

Romeo manages around a dozen licks before raising his head to see who’s making all the noise… And our guest reacts to this by leaning forward to offer him her mouth, which is willing and open. The dog licks at her face, his big tongue swiping across cheek and lips, against her tongue, several times, before he stops and drops his head back to her pussy to lick some more…

Our guest immediately returns to her leaning back, arching back position so she can enjoy another thrilling moment as that amazing tongue does its magic again. She never stops squeeze her tits, her fingers tight around them, nails digging in.

After another round of licking the dog raises his head again, and our guest leans forward a second time to offer him her mouth, breathing hard, her mouth wide to welcome his kisses… Which come hot and wet, with the beast seeming even more excited that before. His tongue soaking her chin and nose as well as her lips. She manages to close her lips around the tongue a couple of times, trying to hold it in her mouth with suction and lip pressure… It doesn’t work, but it looks great.

The dog pulls back and drops his head to her crotch again, giving her a couple more licks before stepping back, then lurching forward and trying to mount her in the missionary position… It’s a clumsy attempt, he doesn’t get close enough and his front paws hit her thighs rather than the bench on either side of her, then slide off, leaving him temporarily hung up on her legs. We hear Dennis comment that, “’E’s ready to start…” – and Anna immediately pushes the black beast back onto the ground, and leans forward as if to stand with him still fussing around at her feet, bumping into her legs, rising up against the try and wrap his front legs around her thighs as she shuffles forward.

We cut to a wider angle, with the bench and our guest, the dog, and the crew all in the foreground and the park stretching out behind – open, exposed… We note that Anna is taking a look around as she shuffles forward, before bending forward to push the dog away a little.

We cut back to the close-up to see her doing the look around again, and this time we see the extra shot of excitement on her face as she reminds herself that she’s in the middle of a public park… Nude… With a dog…

She bends forward to push him away, her boobs hanging down and jiggling as she shoves him – then she totters forward a couple of little steps and turns around to face the bench, dropping to her knees on the grass and leaning forward against it, pushing her arse out toward us.

We can only see it for a second before the dog is on her, rising up over her rear-end, front paws scraping against her hips and around infront of her thighs, pulling himself into position behind her.

He begins to stab at her rear-end immediately, probing for a warm, wet slot with the tip of his hard cock.  We can see her thighs tensing up as she leans forward against the hard bench, bracing herself for the imminent domination.

We move around to a side shot, getting a perfect profile view of her arms reaching forward over the couch, her big tits shaking under her after each thrust as the dog bumps his crotch against her rear.

We cut down to a low angle shot of her pussy, with the tip of the dog’s cock stabbing up against it, rubbing along the lips, pushing in and flopping out, and then another stroke, and other, super-fast…  Super wet…  And then, super-accurate…  The tip inside, followed by the shaft, followed by a torrent of abuse and squeals from our guest, “OH MY FUCKING GOD.. OH FUCK.. FFUCKK.. OH FUCK OH FUCK…  AHHH.. FUCK FUCKK!”

Then we’re back to the side-angle shot to get the full glory of that pounding – watching as she is pushed against the bench, her tits swinging and shaking fast as the powerful beast drives his shaft deep into her.

We cut to a close-up of her face – red and sweaty already – her mouth open…  Gasping and moaning throughout the fuck.  Over the top of her head we can see the beast on her back, looking straight toward us, looking as intense as his bitch as he tries to force every last millimetre of his dick into her warm hole. The dialogue continues non-stop, “OH GOD OH GOD… OHHHHH… MMMmmmm!”

We cut down to a low angle, looking up between her thighs to watch that glistening shaft pump in and out of her pussy like a flesh piston, the engine over-revving as the beast hammers into her as hard as he can.

To the side angle again to watch those big titties jiggle as she is rocked forward by every thrust. The dog looks intense, the bitch exhausted. Squealing and gasping throughout.

We pull back to a wider angle, still able to clearly see the action – but also getting a reminder that we’re in the middle of a park. In the distance we can see a couple walking together, one of them appearing to crane her neck to see what’s happening ‘over here’.

In the foreground, it’s an intense and excellent fuck – with the dog holding good position and maintaining a deep penetration, and the bitch taking it all…

We close back in on them, losing the background and focusing on the fuck, watching those tits jiggle, hearing our bitch moaning, seeing the intensity on the dog’s face… Just as we would be expecting to see the beast slow down and tie with her, he suddenly pulls back and dismounts, his big cock flopping back out of her pussy, a steady stream of his jism dribbling and dripping from her hole as he stumbles away… Her moans turn to complaints, “OHhhhhh nnnooooo… Noo… I want more…”

She pushes herself upright and sweeps her sweaty hair back from her face as she catches her breath, then moves her hands down to those big tits, squeezing them, pinching the nipples as she twists to watch the dog moving around behind her. She looks up at our host and asks, “Will he go again?”

From off camera we hear Dennis growling, “Of cooooouuuuurrrse ‘e will!” with a great sense of pride.

We cut to a shot of her on the ground, on her knees, bent forward with her elbows and forearms flat infront of her, her big tits down against the grass, pushing her arse up and back, pushing her pussy back between her thighs, a perfect target to tempt the dog back into action.

Off camera, Romeo has had a couple of minutes to recover, and a pep talk from Dennis – he’s psyched up and ready to rock again, and quickly stumbles up behind her again to mount her for the second time… She raises her head so we can see the anticipation on her face, whining “OOooohhhh GGoooodddddd!”

He rises up behind her, his front legs gripping around her middle, sinking a little into her soft flesh, pulling him onto her, his chest on her back, her soft belly around her behind… He starts thrusting his hindquarters against her rear… The tip of his hard cock stabbing against her wet lips… And then he’s inside her again. Hitting his mark faster this time – her pussy already prepared to accept his meat… “OOoaaaaahhhhHHHH!”

And then we’re off again, into a second round of high-speed pounding… The angle making things feel a little different for both parties. He’s moving around more, his hind-paws stepping on the back of her calves, front legs moving around as he shifts his grip, his arse a blur as he stabs into her as fast and hard as he can… Below him, she’s got her teeth gritting, and a mild panic in her eyes. She still looks excited, but there’s an element of fear mixed into it this time.

We cut to our low angle shot, looking up between her legs again to watch the shiny shaft of the Doberman’s grey/pink cock as it rifles in and out of her wet slot. The knot at the base of the shaft making her pussy lips bow as it pops in and out of her.

Then we’re back to a wider angle, watching her lean forward as the dog drills her into the floor – squashing her tits against the grass. Her head turned toward us so we can see every wince and twist of her features as she takes it all. Gasping, “Yeessss… FFucccckk!”

We cut to a long shot, from way over the park, looking back at the action, hearing that “Yeeesss… FFucccckk!” again, quietly, echoing across the open land.

Then we cut back to the close-up… Watching the dog hammering away, his bitch rocking under him. He’s doing a better job this time, hitting hard, more of his weight behind each stroke, and it’s not long before he’s got that fat knot jammed inside her and the pounding comes to a halt.

The rough, high-speed pounding is a visual feast, but most of our guests say that it’s the knot that gives the strongest feels – both in terms of the intensity of the pleasure, and the sheer pain of suck a large object throbbing inside them… Judging from Anna’s reaction, we’re guessing she feels the same way. “AAAAAAHHHHWWWWWWWW!”

She reaches back with one hand to grab at him, reaching all the way up until she has her hand on his back, holding him against her back. It’s as much about feeling the dog, having that contact, as it is about keeping him steady.

Without the support of that arm, she drops slightly further forward, her big tits pancaking against the ground, the angle of her back changing, allowing the beast to slip forward, his hairy chest moving down her smooth flesh, his hind-paws lifting from the floor, toes scraping her thighs as he tries to steady himself, his body sliding down her back, moving his head up beside hers. The move making Anna moan even louder as it puts more weight on her back and more strain on her pussy.

We cut back to the pussy shot – getting a great view of the cock pulling against her snatch, ready to pop out and flip, only held in place by the fist sized knot of hot gristle that’s jammed inside, straining her over-stretched pussy lips.

As we move even closer, we hear Dennis saying, “Look at that… He’s locked in so tight!”

Back to the front angle, we can see the dog’s head beside hers… Dennis continuing, “That looks painful… Does it ‘urt?”

Below the beast, our guest turns her head to look back over her shoulder, ready to try and answer our host… Inadvertently turning toward the dog’s snout… And before she can speak, our boy starts licking at her, and as soon as she feels it and realises what he’s doing she reacts instinctively, kissing back – turning her head further toward him, parting her lips, tongue out, opening wide to let him lick at his tongue as he licks at hers… Letting his tongue slop into her mouth.

“That’s iiiitt… Kiss my boy!” Encourages Dennis. “Like a good dogslut!”

The combination of the strain on her snatch, and the tongue on her face and in her mouth, coupled with the cameras and our crew, and the sudden clarity that comes from being called a “dogslut” for the first time… It’s all more than Anna can handle, and she’s suddenly gasping, almost hyperventilating… Shaking under him… Her knees sliding sideways across the grass as she struggles to control herself… Dogasm!

She’s moaning with each breath, slow and hard, “OOHH OOOHH OOHHH OOHHH!” as she takes his load deep into her pussy.

We cut back to the wide angle shot again, watching the tie from a distance… Noting how long it’s lasting. A crew member checking his watch. Dennis looking around and smiling, pulling a face that suggests that this is a good one… A camera man moving in for a close-up.

Then cut to that camera-man’s angle – watching as the screen fills with a close-up of cock in cunt… Flesh straining around that fat knot. Cum dripping out as the lips bow and spread wider… Wider… Then fizz, cum spattering out and blurring the lens just as the knot pops free.

We cut to the side angle to watch the dog’s cock popping out and swinging down between her thighs, the dog pulling back, slowly dismounting his bitch.

She doesn’t pause to recover from the knotting, she immediately pulls forward and twists around, flipping over onto her back and slipping her head under his big, glistening tool… It bounces and swings under his belly, infront of her mouth – and she has to chase it for a moment before she catches it between her lips… She raises her head toward his belly, taking more of the shaft into her mouth – no hesitation, no shame…

We hear our host encouraging her from off camera, “Go on… Suck it… Suck it like a slut!”

She does… She wolfs it down, hungrily taking it deep – as if she’s trying to slurp it right down here throat and swallow it. It’s so aggressive that the dog shuffles a little – an unfamiliar move for Romeo, who usually stands perfectly still whilst sluts suck his cock.

We cut to a wider shot, noting that Dennis is standing over his boy, a calming fat hand on the beast’s back as the filthy slut continues to slurp on his shaft.

Then we’re back in close-up to watch as Anna sucks… Her eyes open, flicking over in our direction as she sees the camera closing in. Smiling slightly around the shaft even as she takes it deep to the back of her throat… Making a slight clucking/gagging sound, then pulling back a few inches – no pause, then straight back up the shaft toward his belly until the clucks again. She keeps going until she almost chokes herself – pulling her head back and coughing, dog-spunk, saliva and phlegm spraying from her mouth and hanging from her lips… Catching her breath, murmering, “Yes yes yes…”, smiling to camera, and then lurching forward, face up toward the dog’s cock, and swallowing it up again…

After a few minutes of this depravity, she pulls her head back to catch her breath again, and this time rubs the tip of the dog’s cock around her face as she gasps. Over her lips, her chin, right up her the side of her jaw, over her cheeks, over her forehead, moaning the whole time… “OOhhh, this is fucking glorious!” – then kissing the tip again, opening her mouth to flick her tongue over it.

With the best of the blow-job now over, we slowly pull back as she continues to play with him. We see Dennis still keeping the beast calm, bent forward giving us an unwelcome dose of plumber’s crack. After a second he straightens up and turns to face us, his hairy belly sticking out from under his shirt, almost making us want him to turn around again.

“Well, that just about wraps things up for today… I fink we’ve made another dreams come true… We’ll be back again next week to do it again…”

Under the dog, Anna moves away from the cock a little to look up at us and ask, “Where’s the pig farm you boys film at?” – giving us the clearest indication that she really is on an insatiable search for new thrills… She’s got a dog’s hard cock infront of her face, the taste of his cum still in her mouth, and she’s already thinking about pigs…

On that note, we pull back, rising up from our slut and the dog to look out across the park, noting that the couple of walkers we spotted earlier are now much closer, watching from a ‘respectable’ distance… On that note, we fade out on the scene.

White text begins to print up on the screen, advising us that, “Since recorded her appearance, Anna has been continued to develop her new interest…”

A picture fades in on the middle of our screen, Anna (nude), with scratched up thighs, holding a dog collar up for the camera, with four little dog paws printed on it to indicate that she’s now had sex with four dogs. A second picture appears beside it, Anna (nude), with mud on her arms and knees, holding a dog collar up for the camera, with two little pig’s snouts printed on it to indicate that she’s now had sex with two pigs.

A second caption prints at the bottom of the screen, advising us that, “She hopes to meet someone with access to a stud farm soon.”

And then, with those two smiling images in the middle of the screen reminding us of her filthy adventures, we fade out for another week.