S18:E03 – Elaine Money (42), from Edinburgh

It’s picture-postcard, travelogue time as we take in a montage of the sights of the Royal Mile in the middle of Edinburgh. From the splendor of the Palace of Hollyroodhouse at one end, past the extremely modern looking Scottish Parliament Building, and all the way to the imposing Edinburgh Castle at the other, via a hundred little gift-shops selling everything from tea to tartan… Lots of tartan for the tourists.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in, “EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND.”

When the caption fades out we’re at a swimming pool, watching a woman swimming hard toward the end of the pool. Her form is perfect, she looks every inch the competitive swimmer. Powerful and smooth, sliding through the water, breaststroke. We watch as she completes a length, the performs a perfect kick-turn – then pull back to see our host walking along the side of the pool…

Brunette, attractive, very slim through the trunk, with almost comical bolt-on fake breasts (not huge, but incredibly round) highlighted by a tight bikini top, the tight high-thigh bikini briefs pulled so tight to her pussy that we can see some clear camel-toe. There’s no reason for her to be in a bikini, other than to let our audience see her in a bikini.

Beside her, her loyal partner – the big blue-grey Weimaraner, Logan – walks along the pool deck looking a little unsteady on the slick surface and a little confused by the pool.

As they walk, our host introduces herself in her famous high-pitched excitable sounding girly squeal… “Hi, I’m Renae Russell, and this is the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’…” She looks down to her canine lover, who looks up at her with lustful intent (she’s already half-undressed and he probably thinks he’s about to fuck her)… “And this is my wonderful Weimaraner, Logan… And this week, we’ve come all the way up to Edinburgh, in Scotland, to meet a special lady, with an interesting story, and a perverted desire…”

She turns and we look past her, back to the pool, and the approaching figure of our guest… The powerful swimmer from the opening shots.

She reaches the near end of the pool and rises from the water – lifting herself out with one smooth movement. Her body wide and powerful, not fat. Her boobs squashed flat against her wide chest by the overly tight one-piece swimsuit. She walks toward camera, peeling her goggles and swimming cap off. Her hair shortish and shaggy blonde. Her shoulders are wide, her chest big – nipples poking through the swimwear. She’s slim without being particularly narrow, with big powerful thighs and arse. Her swimsuit tight enough to also show the bulge of her pussy.

She speaks with a strong, but clear, Scottish accent. “My name is Elaine Money, I’m 42 years old. I’m a former British breast-stroke champion, and a member of the British Olympic squad for the 2000 Games in Sydney, and… I’m – VERY keen – to have sex wi’ a dog!”

We cut to a side-by-side shot of our guest with Renae – and it’s amazing to see how powerful and wide our guest is next to the slight little pornstar. Despite the muscles, she still has an attractive figure – although you wouldn’t want to make her angry!

As usual, Renae looks very excited to be presenting as she asks her opening question, “Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo, Elaine… Why don’t you tell us where this fantasy of yours comes from…”

Our guest launches straight into her answer, as if she’s been preparing her excuse for quite some time. “Well, I’ve always tried to channel my energy into sports… But like most sportswomen, I have very strong ‘appetites’…”

As she talks, we cut to footage of a much younger Elaine, with swimsuit and cap, taking up her position on the blocks at the Sydney Olympics. As she speaks in voice-over we watch her dive in and swim, ultimately placing 5th in her heat.

“I swam from about age 12 to 23, went to the world championships a few times and found out what international sports is really all about… Which is a lot of training, a little bit of competition, and every now and then an explosion of sexual insanity… The Olympic village was like a non-stop orgy with only the healthiest young people invited. I came 5th in my heat in Sydney, but I came 1st in the Olympic Village shagging competition… I had sex wi’ men from more teams than anyone else in the British squad…”

We cut back to Renae, an awed – slightly jealous – smile on her face… “How many did you fuck?”

Elaine looks quite proud as she confirms, “In the three weeks I was in the village, my total was 78 men from 48 countries…”

“78 men in three weeks… Wow…” Smiles Renae, genuinely impressed by numbers that not even she can match. She asks, “Any ladies?”

The Scots woman smiles as she says, “Only in threesomes and orgies… I wasn’t counting the women because I knew I wouldn’t be in the competition for that one…” She laughs. Pausing to collect herself, then continuing, “At the time you think you’ll do enough fucking to last you the rest of your life…”

We cut to another part of her story, “When the swimming was over I got married, had a baby… And tried to adjust to a normal life… But I still needed thrills…”

Cut to a shot of Elaine in her bedroom, standing in front of a full-length mirror, stark naked – posing and looking at herself, playing with her hair, covering her boobs, turning side-on… The hairless body is pretty impressive, except for the boobs, which without the support of her swimming costume are wide apart and droop down – the nipples almost pointing at the floor. They look a lot better when she’s got her hands against them, cupping and molding them – which she does quite a bit!

She continues her story, “This is where the dogs come in…” She smiles, a naughty little smile to herself as much as us as she poses, the timing perfect with what she’s just said. “I like dogs. I don’t know what it is about them, or where it came from, but I’ve always watched dogs and got a little buzz… I’ve never done anything about it though… But the older I get, the more I need a thrill… And they are the most thrilling thing I can think of…”

We cut to a shot of a man on the other side of the room, looking very much like Mr Average, acknowledging the camera with a little wave, before we cut back to Elaine posing, then back to Elaine…

“He wants me to have my fun… I told him I was thinking of doing this, and he was right up for it… I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression o’ him… He’s a good man. He’s pretty good in bed. It’s not about that… I just want to do something… ‘More’… Like…”

“A big fucking dog?” Suggests our host, which makes the Scots woman smile and nod.

She confirms, “Yeah…”, then continues, “It’s about… Erm… It’s about doing something really degrading… Really dirty… I’m proud of who I am, and what I’ve done with my life – and my body… I should be allowed to use it any way I like…”

Renae looks her up and down and jokes, “Well, I’m certainly not going to argue with you!”

Looking at us via the mirror as she poses again, casting her eyes down toward the dog at the back of the room as she cups her breasts one more time, trying to look at her absolute best for a moment, and stating confidently that, “I treat my body like a temple… But sometimes, ehh, you know, sometimes you have to graffiti the temple!!”

We fade through to a shot of her kneeling on the floor, with her feet and knees wide apart, thighs tensed – looking huge – as she reaches out to greet the approaching beast…

Stroking his big head, scratching the back of his powerful neck, her shoulders looking powerful, her arms bulging…

She’s looking down at him as he shuffles forward and leans into her – loving the attention, not at all worried by her size… He just wants one more second of that scratching action… Just one more…

Her other hand slips down to her left boob, cupping it, then pinching and pulling on one of the nipples. “Oh, we’re going to have so much fun together!” She whispers, loud enough for our microphones to pick up.

She leans a little closer, drops her head, purses her lips, makes kissing sounds – and waits for him to respond…

He does, stretching up and licking her mouth a few times. The sensation catching her off guard – making her pull a disgusted ‘Urgh!’ face, then crack into laughter, gathering herself… Then leaning forward again – opening her mouth wider, tipping her head toward him… Her strong neck tensed; powerful jaw locked – making sure she doesn’t pull away again…

He moves forward again, slopping his tongue over her chin and her mouth… With her slipping her tongue out to lick his whenever his kissing slows, keeping him interested… Smiling as his tongue slops in and out of her mouth. Her hands on her soft tits – cupping and squeezing, thumbs flicking over her hard nipples… Loving it.

Without warning, she lets herself fall backwards away from him – her abs flexing, thighs tensing… Then flipping from kneeling to sitting, knees spread… It’s an awkward move, but she somehow makes it graceful, like she’s posing – and she hits her intended pose at the end, with her pussy pushed forward and raised up – presented to the dog… Who switches from licking her mouth, to licking her pussy, without any pause for thought – making her gasp and fall back flat on the floor, squeezing those big tits hard.

She’s halfway between laughing and gasping as Logan works his magic on her. Fat, wet, pussy lips – mashed and soaked by the dog’s tongue. Over and over, again and again…

She arches her back – holding her big tits, pinching the nipples, head back against the floor, licking her lips and leaving her tongue out… Then letting out another gasp/laugh. She’s enjoying herself so much – it looks like she still doesn’t believe this is happening.

“Oh God… OOhhhhh, that’s amayyyyy-zing… That’s… OOoohh God…” She gasps, a smile so wide and strained that she looks like The Joker.

Her powerful body is already beginning to shake – especially her boobs, jiggling from her nipples that she’s still pinching and holding up, like stretchy jelly. Gasping harder as the dog continues to lick her.

The shake turns into an undulating bounce, pushing down with her feet, raising her pussy into the air, her muscular arse off the floor… The dog’s snout rising and falling with her cunt – keeping that tongue on, and in, her pussy… Licking her even as she begins to cum. Making her scream to release the pressure. “AAaaarrrggghhhhhh!”, her mouth wide but still twisted into an unmistakable, thick-lipped smile.

She flops back down, still pulling on those nipples, twisting harder – matching the intensity of the pleasure from her pussy with the intensity of pain from her tits…

She gasps in short breaths, trying to regain control of herself whilst her body continues to jerk. The dog licks for a few more seconds, then gets the hint that the moment has passed.

As the big beast stumbles away, our guest lays on her back, legs wide apart, her sloppy pussy spread wide open, fully exposed, glistening – her toned body still shivering and jerking, boobs jiggling like jelly… She’s breathing hard through a satisfied smile, and talking to the ceiling, “Oh… My… Gawd… That… Was… Amazing…” – breathing a little more, then raising her head to comment, right to camera, “I don’t think I even need the sex… That was more than enough for me..!”

A caption fills the screen, “Two minutes later…”

We fade back in on Elaine – down on her hands and knees – soft tits hanging down, swinging a little… Looking back over her shoulder to where Logan is stumbling around excitedly…

Her firm arse is pushed up and back, her back arched down – fat, wet pussy lips sticking out between her powerful thighs…

She reaches back with one hand, grabbing her thigh just below the buttock, and twisting it away from her pussy – opening up the crack of her arse and spreading her pussy lips wide in one movement…

The Weimaraner moves up behind her again, slops his tongue experimentally up between her thighs, over her pussy, through the crack of her arse… Then steps up closer and lurches up and over her big behind, hindpaws between her knees, front legs wrapping around her hips. Pulling close…

She squeals “Oh bloody hell…” as his weight slams down on her back… “OOoooohhhh!” – as he slips into position, his soft belly over her firm arse. Skin on skin… “EEeeeeeehhh!” as he begins to pump against her rear end, the red lipstick tip of his cock poking two inches out and stabbing at her pussy…

His back feet stomping around on the carpet between her knees as he searches for extra purchase, thrusting harder at her rear end… Rocking her forward against her elbows, her biceps straining to keep her steady – her soft tits hanging down and jiggling as she is pushed down toward the floor, nipples brushing the carpet…

We cut down to a camera held between her smooth thighs – watching that cock bang up against her pussy lips, the tip quickly finding them. Another couple of fevered thrusts and it’s at the base of the pussy, the almost open point – his target… And then – he’s inside…

“Ohhhhh… Wow… WOW!!” She gasps, “He’s in… He’s IIIINN!”

We cut down to a low-angle shot, looking up between her fat thighs, watching as his meat drives into her fleshy cunt… The length of his meaty shaft, covered in her pussy juices sliding easily into her.

It’s a big cock – but she’s got a big pussy! They’re made for each other – and they both know it.

Back in the wide shot, we watch as he pumps hard at her, leaning into her, his wide bulk pushing down on her back – but she can take it… Her head tipped back, turned half toward our camera, smiling and giving us a continued commentary about, “OOhhh, it feels lovely… It’s great… Oohhh, yeahh, yeaaahh…”

She takes his hardest fucking without showing any real strain – she’s just enjoying herself… Most girls struggle to handle a dog’s cock the first time, but for this slut it’s just a bit of sloppy, kinky, harmless fun… Her tensed thighs and biceps show just how hard she’s working – but she’s in control…

Laughing as her soft tits wobble and shake… She takes the dog’s best… His fastest, roughest, nastiest fucking action…

It’s intense – but as usual, it unfortunately doesn’t last that long. The side shots of her tits wobbling are so good that we cut the scene in such a way as we can watch this angle several times, tripling the fuck time to almost two minutes until…

Logan holds tight around his woman’s wide hips, leaning back and pulling himself in close… Tight up against her, pausing at the end of each stroke… Then suddenly stopping as he achieves his goal… Forcing that ugly ball of muscle into her hole, and keeping it there…

Elaine stops laughing – her eyes suddenly bulging as she feels something genuinely ‘big’ inside her… No longer just that massive cock – she’s dealing with the knot now!

“AAaaaaaahhhhhhh!” She sighs/moans, her forehead dropping to the floor, leaning against it… Her mouth open, gasping in air as she sucks up the pain of a fist sized knot, straining her flesh… Big cock throbbing within her… Shooting hot spunk into her… Setting her pussy on fire – making her whole body quiver. Her belly roll shaking, and those big boobs hanging almost against the floor, wobbling slightly, hard nipples touching the carpet.

The corners of her mouth curve upwards – even as she gasps through the pain, she’s enjoying herself… Without turning her head, she calls out to let us know, “Ooohhh… I can feel him shootin’ his spunk inside me… Oh I love this… I love this… This is bloody amazing…” She pauses, taking a few more deep breaths – every time she breaths in, her body moves, and so does the dog on her back – the movement making her gasp again, “Oh God… It’s sooo good!”

We watch her moving around under him, rolling her hips to increase the sensations inside her… Her head rolling back at the same time, her mouth opening wider… A slow moan as the dog holds tight to her behind…

We fade through to the same scene several minutes later… She’s now leant further forward, her firm arse higher, her thighs still bulging, the dog wrapped around her behind, they’ve stopped moving – and both of them look out of breath, but very happy with the way things have gone!

Then we cut down to the low-angle rear shot to take another close look at her snatch – the pussy lips stretched out, the dog’s knot is already half-way out, but doesn’t seem to be moving… They hold like this for a little while, until Elaine can’t resist any longer and begins to roll her hips again… And the movement is enough to make the rest of that knot pop loose… Drawing a loud sigh, “OOHHHHH!” from our guest – who reaches back quickly to jams her fingers around the base of the knot to make sure the rest of the cock stays inside her…

“Ooooh, dirty fucking slut… You don’t want to stop, do you…?” Renae comments from off camera.

Cum dribbles out around the shaft, running down over her fingers, dripping to the floor from her knuckles as the Scottish slut uses the grip to pump the cock in and out of her hole for a little while, dildogging herself – keeping the level of pleasure right up there… Drawing as much as she can from his member before jamming it deeper and holding it tight inside… But not for long…

We cut to a wider side-angle shot as she pulls the fat member from her snatch, keeping a firm grip on the knot as she twists around to face him… Her soft tits hang toward the floor, swinging as she leans forward – moving in close, her head under his belly, and taking the tool straight into her mouth – pushing it as deep as possible to the back of her throat, before closing her lips around the shaft, only an inch from his knot…. Sucking on it. Moaning at the taste – loving the sensation…

Renae sounds impressed, “Oh my fucking God! That’s a lot of cock to swallow!!”

She sucks slow and deep, moving her head side to side rather than up and down the shaft – keeping the whole length deep in her throat… We’re amazed she isn’t choking herself… Sucking, then letting her lips part so she can take a breath… Cum spilling forward out over her lip, dribbling down her skin – she brings a hand up, running her fingers over her chin, smearing the fluids back over her jaw… And sucking… Sucking deep…

Her wet fingers still hooked around the back of his knot, pulling the sexy tool into her mouth rather than her pussy – holding it deep… Easing the tip right to the back of her throat, opening her mouth wider and wider as she takes it deeper – demonstrating conclusively that she has no gag reflex… Pushing it several times in a quick stabbing action – her throat bulging on each pull, letting out a dirty wet clucking sound as she works the cock deeper than it should go with those fast little stabs… Pushing it in over and over until her lips are almost kissing his big knot…

“Oh myyyy Gaaaaawwwwd!” Gasps Renae, appearing genuinely impressed with this action.

She can barely move her mouth, but we see that she’s smiling around that cock… Holding it there – almost still… Second after second… Face turning red, eyes beginning to water… Longer… Then finally pulling the cock out – slowly, and carefully… Wet inch after wet inch, her head back, then the ugly flat head, with lines of phlegm stringing back to her mouth, snapping and dropping to her chin and chest… Leaving her looking slightly out of breath, wet faced (and tittied), and on the edge of laughter – very proud of herself…

“That was impressive…” Comments our host again from off camera.

Our guest smirks, “It makes me feel so slutty…” Then, bringing her free hand up to smear the phlegm around her tits, she confirms that, “I love it…”

Then she leans in again to suck the cock back into her mouth – now just mouth on cock as she releases the knot so she can play with those sagging wet tits, one in each hand, squeezing and rubbing them…

Sighing/moaning, “Mmmmmmmnnnn” as she sucks it deep… Pushing forward to take it as deep as she can (without pushing it in this time). Breathing hard around it, drooling saliva and dog jism… Moving her lips up and down the glistening, rock hard shaft…

She sucks for another thirty seconds, with Renae’s squeaky, and impressed, commentary highlighted what a good job she’s doing. “OOooooohhh… He’s a lucky boy… You’re a lucky boy!” – until she pulls it out for a second time… More phlegm stringing out, then – as she coughs – a gout of doggy jism spraying out of her mouth, then a semi-embarrassed, very-horny, cock-hungry expression on her face.

She’s wet-faced, over-heating, out of breath – but she looks like she’s about to go again… Only to be interrupted by Renae, pushing into shot, bringing her face up close to her guest, gasping, “Is this okay?” – and then launching into a fast and wet clean-up session, licking the Scottish slut’s chin, lips, cheeks, and nose, as well as planting a few quick kisses on her mouth… She’s quick, because she doesn’t want to interrupt the blow-job too much…

As soon as the last kiss is broken, both women turn their attention to the dog’s massive member… Both leaning into it and flicking their tongues over the flat head, Renae moving onto the shaft so that her guest can take the tip into her mouth again… Bouncing her head toward it, working the end this time, her lips wrapped around it, her tongue working it… Renae encouraging her to keep it up, “Yeeaaaahhh… Suck it… Suck it, slut!”

Elaine keeps going, acknowledging our host with her eyes, but barely pausing… Taking the cock deeper and deeper into her mouth, right to the back of her throat – slowly… Holding it there… Swallowing… The deeper she takes it, the less shaft there is for Renae to lick at, so she sits back and watches – and continues with the ‘encouragement’. “Suck that cock… Yeahhh, swallow it alllllll… Mmmmmmm… You fucking love it, don’t you..?”

And then, as the bodybuilder continues to suck, our host looks up from the action, straight into the camera, and says, “I think we’re going to be here for a loooooooonnnnngggg time… So, why don’t you all just… Fuck off?” – it’s said in playful friendly teasing way, rather than an aggressive, dismissive way – and it’s the perfect cue for us to fade out for another week.

The screen fills with video footage of Elaine in a teeny-tiny bikini, with make-up, big hair and a dark (fake) suntan, pumped up and out of breath, standing on a podium marked “2nd”, to her side on the “1st” podium, another extremely muscular, fake breasted blonde, beyond her on the podium marked “3rd” a black girl, also extremely muscular with a very square jaw. All three are smiling and proud of their finishing position.

A caption at the bottom of the screen tells us that, “Elaine says she no longer sees her competitors as rivals. She prefers to think of them as potential converts to the #UKofZoo cause.”

At this point we zoom in on Elaine’s pelvis, noting the doggy paw-print tattoos just above the line of her bikini. She’s not trying to hide them, proud to out herself as a dogfucker. Then we move aside to look at the winner next to her – noting fresh paw-print tatts on her pelvis, then to the other runner-up, seeing black paw prints on her brown flesh… We all know what this means…

We allow our audience to imagine the fun and games these girls must be having together away from their body-building activities – then fade out for another week.

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