We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a non-descript residential suburb of a boring northern city… Tree without leaves, wet concrete, empty roads, boring semi-detached homes…

A caption fills the screen: “MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we’re looking a strange building. Pink bricks, blue render, five arched spires up above, and on the wall nearest us, in large purple letters, the words GITA BHAVAN HINDU TEMPLE.

We pull back from this building and see our guest… Young and pretty, tall and reasonably slim – not that we can really judge her figure due to the loose saree she’s wearing. Thin or not, she’s quite elegant, with long black hair that hangs behind her left shoulder and infront of her right, down over one breast.

She introduces the show direct to camera in an Indian tinged Manchester accent, turning to wave a hand at the temple behind her as she speaks. “Hello, and welcome to the Gita Bhaven Hindu Temple here in Manchester… There are over a million Hindu’s in the United Kingdom…” For a second, we’re beginning to think we’re watching the wrong channel, then our guest brings us back on course… “So far, we have only seen one in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… Tonight… I make it two!” She holds up two fingers in a victory V manner.

Having allowed our guest to introduce the show, we cut to a shot of our host. He’s stocky, casually dressed, with white hair and a look that’s mid-way between bored and angry. Beside him, looking up at him, then over toward the brown lady in the colourful clothes, a large, black German Shepherd.

Andy introduces himself, and the show, in his fine Scottish accent. “Hallo… And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – my name’s Andy Boss, and this is my boy Bucky… And you’ve already met this week’s filthy little slut… But let’s make it official…”

We cut back to a close-up of our pretty Indian guest as she introduces herself direct to camera. “Hello. My name is Bhagya Silva… I’m 23 years-old, and I’m from Manchester… And yes, I want to be the first Hindu to have sex with a dog on television!”

Bhagya clearly knows her UK of Zoo – because the only Hindu we’ve ever had on the show before was the lovely Karnam Usher, who had sex with a pig rather than a dog.

We cut to a two shot of Andy and Bhagya. Our casual grey clothing in sharp contrast to the colourful and shiny clothing of his guest.

“Well, if you want to be the first Hindu to have sex with a dog on the tele, who am I to stand in your way?” Smiles Andy. “But tell us… Other than being a dirty little cunt, WHY do you want to be the first Hindu to have sex with a dog on our show?”

“Because… Well… I don’t know… I think I just want to show everyone that Hindu’s are just the same as everyone else… People look at us like we are aliens… They think, ‘we’ think, that we’re special… But we’re just the same as them… So – I want to show we’re just the same.” She smiles, “But with better clothes!”

Andy nods, ok… Then pushes on, almost sounding interested – but not really… “What turns you on about dogsex?”

Bhagya smiles and talks as if she’s referring to her favourite boyband or pretty boy singer, “Oh, well… Dogs are very attractive… I don’t know…” She pauses, searching for the words to describe how she feels. “I watch your show and it just drives me wild with desire… My mother is disgusted by it, my father turns it off if he sees me watching… But I always watch it on the website… I love to see everything… The girl’s faces… The dog’s… Stuff… I think it’s amazing and so sexy… It’s just so dirty. I want to try… It just looks so sexy!”

“So, it really is just because you’re a dirty little slut?” Andy checks.

She nods, a shy little smile, biting her bottom lips and then confirming, “A dirty little Hindu slut, yes…”

Andy holds his hands up, throwing the dog’s lead into the air as if he gives up, “Right… She admits it… My work is done… All down to Bucky now… Go on son, ruin this bitch!”

We cut to a shot of our guest unfurling herself from her saree, which is basically a long piece of thin material, wrapped around her waist and then up over her shoulder… As she sweeps it around her body and off, she gradually reveals more of her body… She’s reasonably slim, but certainly doesn’t have a flat belly – there’s a little puppy fat around her middle, and a decent pair of hips.

She’s looking from her own clothing to the dog, to the camera, and noting that, “I’m very excited… I can’t wait…” – as if we needed to be told.

Smiling as she slips the beautiful material off, looking a little self-conscious, and at the same time being clearly turned-on by the close attentions of the big German Shepherd sniffing around her knees as she reveals more and more flesh… Then we can see her bra – bright pink and full of a decent pair of boobs. The lower part of the saree falling away to reveal a matching pair of shocking pink panties.

She looks toward Andy, off camera, and says “I’m sure you want to see these…” as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra.

We can hear our Scottish host dismissively commenting that, “I’ve seen brown tits before…” as she lets the bra fall away from her chest. The boobs are impressively round and full, with big, dark-brown nipples which are already standing a little proud. She looks down at them, quite proud of them, and brings her fingers up to pinch and pulls on them, making sure they are fully erect – then looking up at our camera again – talking to our viewers at home. “Well, I hope you like them then…”

Our camera-man jokingly moves the camera up and down to ‘nod’ on behalf of the viewers (and the crew). Yes, we’ve seen brown tits on the show before, but this is a lovely pair – and we always enjoy a lovely pair of tits!

“And I hope you like this…” – and then she’s pulling her pink panties down to reveal a big thick bush of black pubic hair. It’s a pretty impressive sight in a world full of shaven havens…

Our cameraman even gives us a close-up of the thick bush, before we cut back to the wide angle, and take in the pretty welcoming full-frontal sight of our guest…

Andy interrupts, chastising the camera-man and taking control of the show again, “Hey… When did you become an active part of this show? Keep the camera still like your contract says!”

Her coffee brown body soft but slim, a bit of a belly, but a lovely pair of tits… Her eyes locked on the big hairy beast as it circles around her legs, pushing against her, his cold nose up toward her pussy and arse… Making her giggle and jump as it touches her flesh.

She maintains eye contact with Bucky the whole time, looking up to the camera, then to Andy to confirm that, “It’s okay… I’m ready for him…”

We don’t doubt her – she looks like the kind of girl who can handle anyone or anything that comes at her (or on her, or in her)…

Bucky twists around below her as she tries to turn away from him, bending forward so she can push her arse out to greet him. We’re not sure if she’s hoping he will mount her, or if she’s offering herself up to be licked – but it’s his tongue that comes first… Slopping over her twat, soaking her already wet lips, parting them, licking inside as she gasps and moans above.

The dog angles his head upward and slides his tongue up and across her pussy – making her gasp, her slim legs weakening, almost giving way as she loses herself in the moment…

The dog continues to lick, moving around to try and get the best angle, his head up, his tongue slotting over her pussy lips – and when the angle is right, straight between them and inside her body, making her gasp… She squats a little to try and repeat the tongue penetration… Gasping, “Oooohh myy…. Ooooaaaaahhhhhh!”

Bucky licks for a minute, clearly loving the taste – his tail wagging, his dark slut moaning until…

Her legs buckle a little, dropping her pussy by six inches before she manages to stop herself and straightens her legs, stumbling back from the beast… He ducks away at first, then comes after her, letting out a loud bark – he thinks she’s playing with him…

Andy encourages her guest to, “Quick – get down on the floor and spread your legs, bitch… He’s ready to finish you off!”

Bhagya giggles at the urgency of the instruction – the idea that this is really about to happen… And then quickly assumes her new position, on her back on the floor, with the dog stepping over her, licking at her face and her chest, as he heads down toward her crotch… She opens her thighs up to an almost impossible width as she presents a perfect little pussy to our big beast…

He moves between her legs, or to be more accurate, between where they’d normally be – because right now they are at almost right angles to her body, out to the sides… Dropping his big snout to her crotch and beginning to lick like the legend he is… She lets out a loud, satisfied moan as he goes to work.

We cut to a shot of our Scottish host watching on, a little smirk on his face suggesting that he’s quite enjoying watching this pretty young Indian having fun with his dog.

Bhagya is gasping for breath and arching her back, pinching her dark nipples and pulling on her lovely brown beasts as the dog continues to lick at her snatch – moving around and soaking her whole pussy as he slops that huge tongue all over the area… She lets out gasps and whines, little happy noises, like she’s right on the edge of a pit of pleasure… Ready to fall in…

And then she’s holding her breath, her pretty face turning a different shade of brown (if she was white, she’d be turning red), veins standing out on her temples and her neck – her little body breaking out in a sweat as she bucks her hips infront of the beast… His long tongue flicking over the length of her neat little pussy, sending her into a state of bliss… Gasping, “Ohhh, wowwww… MMmm… Aahhh… Nooo… Nooo…. Noooooo… Yeeeaaaaaahhhhshssss!” – a huge smile crossing her face as she is relieved of every shred of doubt she may have had.

The harder she cums, the more she moves, and soon enough her arms are flapping to the side, palms slapping the floor, and her legs are flapping below, slat feet on the floor…

Bucky backs away from the flapping, slapping, bucking bitch… Looking up at his master again, not sure what’s going on… He’s made women do this before, but he never understands just how magic his tongue is.

Andy seems to be amused by Bhagya’s loss of control, “Oh, it looks like that really hit the spot… If you like his tongue that much, just wait to you get a load of his… Load…!”

Now the dog has stopped licking her, our guest has had a chance to calm down a little, and she looks up – a smile on her pretty face… Catching her breath, gasping, “I can’t wait… I want him to fuck me, right now…!”

The words sound strange coming from her – out of character for a cute little Hindu woman… But so is letting a dog lick her pussy…

We cut to a perfect side-angle view of her assuming the classic doggy position – already on her hands and knees, easing forward onto her elbows, hands forward, palms down – cute little arse rising into the air… An excited look on her face – big smile, white teeth on show… Making sure her long hair is flicked to the side of her head away from the cameras… This girl knows what she’s doing.

With his whore on the floor, our German Shepherd doesn’t need any other encouragement – he comes up behind her quickly, and she barely has time to brace for impact before he rises up, paws against her sexy little arse, around her narrow hips, pulling himself forward – letting his legs slip down on either side of her slim body, pulling his big hairy chest onto her back, his belly wrapping around her behind…

She turns her head slightly toward camera – we can see the combination of ‘what-have-I-got-myself-into’ and ‘I-love-this’ in her expression, an open-mouthed, slightly confused looking smile, cocking her head on one side as the beast looks for a way in…

He’s still thumping up against her, his cock slapping up against her pussy – against, but not inside… Looking for the hole… Probing at her with his semi-erect member… Missing under, missing to the side… Pulling tighter, adjusting his angle, and then hitting the target… The angled tip of his tool parting her pussy lips, and stabbing deep inside…

We cut to a close-up of her pussy, shot from the floor between her knees, looking up as the frenzied pumping begins… His belly slapping up against her arse, his big scrotum swinging back and forward, blocking our view of his cock ramming into her hot little snatch…

We drop back to a wide-angled shot. The dog giving it to her hard – his back bending around, pushing his belly up toward her pussy from underneath, jamming deeper into her pussy… A frenzied, hungry pounding. Her head held up, looking dead ahead… Mouth slightly open, still twisted in a smile… Taking the strain of a seriously intense pummelling…

Then to a close-up of her face – looking into her eyes, which are wide and glistening… Alive… Her mouth twisting from smile to wince, back to smile, as that huge member thumps in and out of her…

We cut through these three angles again – the pussy from beneath, lips being stretched out as the cock grows; the side-view, watching her lovely titties being jiggled as her whole body is rocked forward against her elbows, one of the dog’s hindlegs lifting off the floor, scraping against her thigh; the face, reacting to size, speed and heat, and the scratching of her leg…

In less than a minute he’s forced himself all the way deep into her, his knot expanding inside her hole and locking him in tight – his thrusting stopped, and her squealing started… Struggling to hold such a large knot… Mouth wide, letting out a high-pitched screech… She takes it – because she has no other choice…

We cut to a shot of Andy, to the side of the crew, watching closely – enjoying the show, noticing our camera and then straightening his face. Not giving away that he actually enjoys this shit!

Then we cut back to the Bhagya’s face… Pain and pleasure – indivisible… Eyes wide and watering… Face flushed, sweaty and somehow bright despite being brown… White teeth clenched now, still letting out that long, high-pitched whine…

We hear Andy shouting, “Take it, whore… Take that big fucking knot you little Hindu slut!”

We stay in close on her as she takes it… Watching her suck up the pain, letting the pleasure burn through from her stretched out pussy… Gasping…

Down to her pussy – looking at just how wide the knot is stretching her flesh… The first drips of dog-spunk seeping out and leaking to the floor…

We move back to a long shot – from the other side of the room – looking at our crew in a semi-circle around the sexy little brown slut and her big hairy lover… Him on her back, holding tight, tensing his rear end as he unloads into her tight cunt. Our host leaning in to get a close-up look at the penetration, then moving back around to her guest’s head…

Then we’re in close on that head, watching as Andy sweeps the long hair back over our Bhagya’s head, making sure we still have a clear look at her pretty face… Able to see the look of wonder as the knot pulses and hot cum is squirted into her cunt. Her pressing her lips together, swallowing the pain… Shivering a little… Sighing…

Our host leans in close and asks, “Do you feel his hot, doggy spunk filling you up… Like a fucking whore..?” – and see a smile flicker on our guest’s face… She doesn’t verbalise her answer – but she clearly likes the question. “Aye… You fucking love it, don’t ya?”

He pauses for a moment as we watch her face, her mouth opening and closing as she soaks up the knot and all of that cum…

Then Andy leans in closer, pointing back toward our camera, making her look up at it. “I bet you’re mother is so proud of you… Look in the camera… Look at your mother… Say ‘hello’… ‘Hello mum’…”

With the dog on her back, his knot stretching her cunt, she looks into the camera, and just about manages to get the words, “Hello mother…” – followed by a flicker of a smile, and a little gasp – we’re not sure if it’s the knot throbbing inside, or the thought of her mother seeing her do this, but she’s clearly got just a little boost to the intensity…

Then we’re back around behind the young bitch – looking up between her slim thighs at the thin base of the cock, stretched back away from the knot inside… The dog’s big balls hanging down, pulsing as he continues to shoot his load into this filthy little slut…

We pull back to a wider shot – looking at the big dog standing over the slim woman… His muscular body weighing down on her back, holding her tight… His thighs occasionally twitching, pumping more of his seed into her…

We cut down behind her, watching the dog’s balls pulsing for a little longer… Seeing drips of spunk forming on her dark pussy lips, dripping to the floor… And then… An incredible anti-climax as the cock just slides back out of her snatch, her tidy pussy lips parting to let a not-fully-expanded knot just slip out… Followed by the long, slim, shiny shaft… And then a little gush of canine semen…

This is all accompanied by a long, relaxed sigh from our dirty little guest… Her pussy seems to gape a little, wet and pink – forlornly waiting for more action… That it’s not going to get, because Bucky is pulling forward over her, stepping off to the side and staggering away with his big cock swinging under him.

He stops a few feet infront of her, where she can see him, as if he’s showing off to her… Then twists around to tend to begin cleaning his cock… Having shrunk a little in her pussy, it’s not the biggest cock in the world, but it’s still enough to get our girl’s attention…

She whines, “Nooooooo…” as she crawls forward toward him, a jealous look on her face… “That’s for meeeeee! I want it…”

She flips over onto her back, sweeping her long black hair away from her pretty face and pushing her head under his belly – looking up at that big cock and licking her lips as she smiles… Letting his twitching tool shoot little jets of cum onto her face… Tiny little beads forming on her skin, little streams running off to the sides… And her waiting for the next shot… Breathing hard, excited by every second she spends looking up at that twitching member… Catching jet after jet…

She brings her hands up to her face and smooths the spunk over her skin – smearing her make-up a little, not caring one bit… “Ooooohhh… I’m soaked… He’s… Cumming all over me…” She gasps, stating the obvious for our benefit – and we love it… “MMmmmmmnnnnn!”

“Aye… It looks lovely… But… Come on…” Calls our host. “We haven’t got all day…”

Bhagya runs her damp hands down from her face, down her neck, to her tits – and gives us another white-toothed smile, head back as another little shot of jism hits her teeth… Then raising it toward the dog’s belly, letting the heavy end hang against her skin – moving her head, guiding the cock toward her open mouth, letting it flop over her lips and then inside…

She closes her lips around the last couple of inches of the five-inch shaft, and then slips her mouth up and down it’s still mostly erect flesh… Sucking and pulling on it with her lips, doing enough to keep it hard… Letting out a little hum of delight, like this is the best tasting thing she’s ever had in her mouth…

Squeezing her tits and bouncing her face up and down under the beast, taking four glistening pink inches into her mouth, then dropping her head back, letting almost all of it out again… Her lips slipping over the slick flesh.

We stay close to the action – watching as she keeps on sucking that that thing… Her head back… His cock hanging down at her, into her mouth… Sucking as she bounces her head… And then – choking on the cum that’s gathered at the back of her throat… Pulling away from the dog, turning her head to the side and coughing… Half choking, half laughing as she spits cum and saliva out onto the floor…

Andy’s in close again, pointing at the camera again… “Tell your mother… Tell her what you’re doing… Ask if she’s proud of you..?”

With the cock just an inch from her wet lips, our guest looks up at our camera and half whispers, half gasps, “Are you proud of me, mother? Sucking this biiiiig daaaaaahhhhhggg cock… I hope you’re proud of meeee!” – and then she’s back to the dick, with an exaggerated moan as she takes it back into her mouth… It’s already shrunk by another inch, and is much thinner… It’s barely enough to raise a woman’s heart-beat now… But our sexy little slut moves back in to suck on it again all the same…

She pinches it between her lips and sucks it right into her mouth, sucking hard – pulling her head back and stretching the little cock for all it’s worth… Trying hard to make it grow again – but failing… Dog’s only do what they want to do – and this dog has already had his fun…

After a few attempts the little slut realises she’s fighting a losing battle, and drops her head back to the floor, looking up at him as the remainder of his dick retracts back into his sheath… At which point she holds her hands up and calls, “All gone!” like a little child – then smiles again, still out of breath, and looks right into camera as we fade out…

We fade back in on a shot of Bucky, laid on his side, one rear leg in the air, head tucked under his thigh, licking at his well-used cock… Then we pull up to look at our Scottish host and his coffee coloured guest. She’s still naked, and out of breath, and she’s sweeping her hands over scratched thighs – as if she’s only just noticing the ‘damage’.

“Everything okay?” Asks our host.

The Indian girl is about to answer when Andy starts talking again, “Does it hurt? Looks painful… But that’s what happens when you act like a dirty slut and let a big fucking dog get a hold of you…”

She smiles, and starts to nod, as if to agree… And Andy continues again, “Well, never mind, you said you wanted to be the first Hindu to fuck a dog on television, and you wanted to prove that a Hindu can be just as filthy and perverted as anyone else…” He pauses, switching up to a full condescending tone, “I think you’ve proved your point… Congratulations, you’re a slut!”

She nods, a confident smile now, leaning into the microphone – looking at Andy to make sure she’s allowed to talk, repeating her earlier comment, “A dirty little Hindu slut, yes…”

Andy nods, “Well… I do like a slut who knows she’s a slut… Full marks for honesty and self-awareness… Zero marks for class – ya dirty Hindu whore!”

She smiles and nods, evidently quite happy to take the abuse, as Andy turns away from her to face the camera again.

“Well, that’s it for another series of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… We’ve travelled north and south, east and west, and we’ve met sluts everywhere… One thing that we’ve learned this year – there’s no shortage of perverted ladies in the UK, so I’m sure we’ll be back again for another series… Seeking out more sluts, and having more fun letting our dogs give them everything they want to do, and everything we want to see…”

He moves closer to the camera, as if he’s looking out through the lens to the rest of the world. His face souring. “Don’t cry… We’ll be back with some new animals, and a fresh selection of filthy guests…” He leans closer, his face brightening, “… And the new series starts next week!” He pulls back from the camera, straightening up, turning to face his guest, who is still gathering herself – and calling back to her, “You can watch with your mum!” – and we fade out for the series… Ready to return again soon.

We begin this week’s show with a montage of an idyllic English village. Narrow streets bounded by white-washed cottages with thatched roofs. The occasional car, squeezed onto a square of concrete outside a cottage is the only real indicator that this is the present day…

We move toward one cottage in particular, two windows upstairs, one window downstairs, and a doorway, all set deep into the thick walls. The door opens and a vision of modern medical science steps out into view. Her long brunette ringlets and shiny red PVC jacket/mini-skirt in sharp relief to the white walls, her fake chest struggling to burst out, her squarish face with those deep dimples looking as good as ever… And down beside her, trying to push out past her toward our camera – a large blue/grey Weimaraner dog.

She introduces the show in her famous squeaky, high-pitched voice, every word delivered with a level of enthusiasm and excitement that shows how much she loves presenting this show, as she walks toward the house…

“Hallo… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name’s Renae Russell… And this is my boy Logan… And we’ve come to picturesque Paignton, in England’s south-west to meet yet another beautiful babe who’s found herself obsessed with the idea of having sex… On national television…” She looks down at Logan, then add, “With a doggy..!” She bites her bottom lip, almost as if this whole concept is still a thrill to her.

She knocks on the black front door, and after a very short pause – it opens, and we are surprised to see a fat-headed, balding man appear… He sees our cameras, then Renae, then looks down at the big Weimaraner… “Ahh… You’ll be here to see my wife…”

We cut to a close-up of our guest… She’s striking… Unusual… Pretty, but strange…

Her long dirty-blonde hair hangs down from a dark-rooted center parting, forming curtains around a long face with a square jaw and squarish features. Her brown eyes are a little beady, and spaced just a little too wide on her face, her top lip is thin, her bottom lip fat. Altogether, her face looks like something an alien would put together whilst trying to simulate a pretty woman. She smiles and offers a confident and welcoming, “Helloooo”, her lips parting to reveal little square, ‘peggy’ teeth. A small gap between each of them. She continues, “My name is Claudia Graham… I’m 40, and I’m from Paignton, in Devon… And I want to have sex with a dog!”

We cut to a wider-angle, and see that Claudia is sitting on a couch next to the fat-headed man, who is also fat-bodied. She’s dressed in a bathrobe, which is closed tight across her body. It’s a bulky toweling robe which does quite a bit to conceal her body shape, keeping us in suspense as to what kind of woman she is.

She tells her story to Renae and our cameras, and we occasionally cut away to see our host nodding, or for a close-up of the husband sucking up a little drool from the corner of his mouth.

“I’ve been with Peter for thirteen years… And when we first started dating, I was still living at home, and my parents had a big St Bernard dog called Jasper.” She smiles at the memory of her family pet… “He was a lovely old boy, they’d had him since I was about 9 or 10. So he’d always been around… Early on in our relationship, when we were still sort-of testing out each other’s boundaries, Peter used to make jokes about me living with a big dog, and saying that Jasper probably had a bigger dick than him…”

Peter interrupts to offer a self-depreciating, “I’ve got a little todger!”

Claudia smiles at his comment, neither confirming or denying what he’s said, then continues… “The jokes got ruder and ruder until he was outright saying just how much he’d like to see me being fucked by Jasper.” She pauses, hands up as if surrendering to the idea… “Well, Jasper couldn’t have fucked me even if I wanted him to, he didn’t have the ‘equipment’. Then one day Peter picks me up from work… And when I get into the car, he turns his phone around to face me and he’s got a video of a brunette on her hands and knees, being fucked by a St Bernard dog! I think he thought I’d turn away and be disgusted… I WAS disgusted, but I couldn’t turn away…”

Peter pipes in, “She was like, find another, find another… And before long we were back at my flat and I was fucking her doggy style whilst she called me Jasper…. That was a pretty bloody good evening!”

Renae nods along, moving the microphone back and forth between the husband and wife.

Claudia takes over the story, “We talked about getting our own dog all of the time… I think we might have been worried that if we were only getting him for sex, and the sex didn’t work out, it would have been very difficult… But in reality, it was more a case of it was just a fantasy… Neither of us was prepared to admit that we were serious… So we just went on watching the videos, and then watching your show… And fantasizing about it… And then… Recently… I don’t know… We were left thinking… Maybe it’s time to try… And we thought, we could search around online and find someone who might not be for real, or might let us down, or whatever… Or we could come to the professionals… And have a great memory of the first time…”

“And a video of it…” Adds Peter.

Claudia looks at him like he’s an idiot, “That’s what I meant.”

Renae takes her turn to speak, “Well, there are no guarantees in this business… Logan’s usually pretty good, and our camera crew catch pretty much all of the action, but it varies from guest to guest… How about we take a look at what we’re working with…?”

Claudia and Peter look at each other, a moment-of-truth look… Then Claudia stands up and loosens the front of her robe, letting it split open to show that she’s wearing matching black and gold bra, panties, and stockings and suspenders… Then allowing the robe to fall back off her shoulders and down her arms, pretty much onto Peter’s lap (he leaves it there, hiding his crotch).

She’s a little skinny, with the high cut panties hooked over bony hips, and the bra around a prominent ribcage. There’s a small pair of boobs held in the bra, and slim legs wrapped in the stockings – her thighs slim enough that there’s a pronounced flat gap across her crotch, with the gusset of her panties tight enough to give her a pretty hefty camel toe.

She seems quite proud of her body, and behind her on the couch, Peter seems equally proud. Not that there’s anything wrong with her – but we’ve seen a hundred better bodies on the show. She looks at Renae and asks, “Happy?”

Our host reacts by giving Logan a rub on the top of his big head and the back of his neck, leaning in and asking him if he’s happy, then shutting her mouth and eyes as he gives her a lick across the face. We catch a couple of slops, then cut to an image of our guest as she removes her bra, freeing the small and slightly floppy tits – then passing it back to her husband, then slips the panties down, the gusset sticking to her camel toe pussy, before pulling away at the last second… The steps out of them, turns around and leans toward Peter, stuffing the panties (inside out) into his mouth (he doesn’t struggle at all, just smiles and chuckles with delight).

And she’s naked (apart from the stockings and her shoes). It’s not a bad sight… Not great, but not bad. Skinny rather than slim… Soft and smooth rather than toned.

“Are we all ready?” Renae checks, as she leans down to unhook Logan’s collar.

Both Claudia and Peter confirm that they are, “Ready and willing”… And our host unhooks the dog, setting him free to zero right in on his target… And he doesn’t waste any time! Running over to her and burying his big head between her waiting hands. She strokes and fusses with his head and neck, giggling and squealing as he tries to get at her. “Ooohh… Yeeaaahhhh… Aaahhhh… He heeehheeee!”

Peter notes, from off camera, that “He looks a bit fucking scary from here… I wouldn’t want him fucking me!” with a laugh.

Claudia doesn’t even look up as she answers, “It’s good job he’s going to be fucking me then, isn’t it?” And laughs again, her big smile showing off those spaced out little teeth.

She pushes the beast away and then drops down to her knees, giggling and pushing him away a second time… And he comes back again… She wrestles him, still giggling, and then shuffles him back far enough that she is able to lean forward onto her elbows, raising her narrow backside up into the air, her soft tits hanging forward a little… Head down at first, then looking up toward her husband, and then toward the camera, with a wide toothy smile, as she waits for the beast to make his move.

We can hear Peter saying, “OOooohhh… It’s happening… Oh God… She’s really going to do it…”

Logan moves up behind the woman, sniffing at her pussy – his cold nose between her butt-cheeks, making her jump forward a little… Then he begins to slop his wide tongue up between her thighs, over her big pussy (for a skinny woman she has a pair of the fattest pussy lips we’ve ever seen on the show) and up the crack of her arse, wetting from one end to the other… Making her gasp – looking wide-eyed and happy up toward her husband… “FUUUuuu-ccckkkkiiiiggggg hhhheeellllllL!”

The dog seems to enjoy it as much as she is… Coming back for a second and a third swipe… His long, wide, warm and wet tongue soaking her sexual quarters… Making her lean forward, pushing her belly down, her back bending – arse and shoulders up, little tits swinging… Head back and gasping, always smiling, always locking eyes with her husband…

We cut to look at him, looking back at her, nodding at her… Asking the dumbest question we’ve ever heard, “Do you like it?”

Back on the floor, Claudia doesn’t even bother to answer – she’s too busy chasing the dog’s tongue with her arse-crack… Following it up, then dropping low for the next lick to begin… Reaching back with one hand to slap her thigh and her arse cheek, and shaking side to side to attract him back when he begins to lose interest.

She drops forward so that her soft chest is squashed against the floor, allowing her to reach back with both hands, grabbing an arse-cheek in each hand and spreading them wider – giving the dog an unmissable target… Her chocolate starfish arsehole exposed, her pussy lips parting to show off the pink fleshy interior…

Her face to the floor, rubbing her cheek against the carpet, Claudia is already turning red… Breathing hard – gasping – moaning… Well on the way to her first orgasm of the day… Smiling as she gasps for breath… “Ohhh… Oh God… Oh myyy Gaaaahhhddd…”

“Are you cumming?” Checks Peter from off camera, his voice polite and genuinely happy for her, rather than condescending or mean.

His wife nods and smiles to him – an elated smile – as she takes as much licking as she can handle, still twisting and bucking her skinny arse after his tongue… Gradually moving around less, and shaking more… Biting her lower lip… Red faced, and shivering… Sweating… Cumming hard…

Logan doesn’t know she’s cum – he doesn’t care… He’s chasing the taste… Driving her wild… Then driving her away…

It’s got too much for her – and she’s begun to crawl forward – trying to get away from the beast, who follows, still licking at her… The sensations too much for her… She realises she isn’t getting away, and simply collapses over over onto her thigh, then to her arse – planting it against the carpet where he can longer reach her most sensitive parts.

She looks up, gasping for breath, a huge smile across her wide face, stroking her long hair back and giving us a silent, “Wow!” then another little laugh, her body still spasming… Her nerves still firing off orgasmic signals to her brain.

She’s looking at the dog as he walks back and forth, across her line of sight, giving her full profile views of him – and she’s only looking in one place… Under his belly, between his hindlegs… Looking at his balls and his heavy sheath… Breathing hard… Casting a quick glance up to her husband, who calls back… “You know you want to… Don’t pretend…”

She looks a touch embarrassed, but very enthusiastic… Looking up at our host, sweeping dirty blonde hair out of her face, and asking, “Can I suck his cock?”

It’s the second dumb question of the week… “Of course…” Smiles Renae, all deep dimples and white teeth.

We cut to a shot of Renae holding her dog by the collar with our small breasted guest down on her knees leaning under him… Trying to get her head under his belly and infront of his cock…

Her husband directs her to, “Get further under him…” and she twists a little further around, her long hair hanging down behind her toward the floor as she raises her head toward his belly, taking her weight on one elbow…

She reaches up with the other hand to take hold of his sheath, looking away (a little embarrassed), and laughing a little as she begins to wank it at the base… Looking up at Peter and asking, “Is this what you like?” Smiling again, little white teeth showing, “It is, isn’t it..? Me playing with his cock…” She looks back under the dog, watching in wonder as the pink tip of his cock begins to poke out…

She doesn’t waste a second, bringing her lips to the tip and kissing it, opening them and flicking her tongue over it. She backs away a few inches, then gasps, speaking almost to herself, “Oh God, what AM I doing?!” then wanks him a little more…

Peter, off to the side, answers – “You’re getting him so hard, babe… Me too!”

The next burst of wanking making a more of that dog’s cock appear – swelling quickly… She only pausing in order to carefully ease the sheath back along the shaft and reveal more of the glistening pinkness… About the size of a man’s thumb, pointing toward her face – begging to be sucked…

Embarrassed or not, she can’t resist it… Moving her head forward, parting her lips – showing off her square teeth as she smiles again – then taking three inches of Weimaraner cock straight inside – closing her lips around it and sucking her cheeks in… Humming as she gets her first real taste of doggy dick…

She leans forward on her elbow, in toward the cock, jerking her head against it, swallowing it up, then sucking on the backstroke, his dick stretching as she pulls away… It’s a hungry, horny blow-job… Years of pent-up desire being released… At times we worry that she might rip the thing off – but Logan never seems concerned.

Her husband calls – “Oh my God, you bloody love it, don’t you?” He expected her to have fun, but he didn’t know she’d be so at home doing this… We move behind him, so that we can watch him watching her as she continues to work his growing doggy shaft with her mouth. Sucking hard, pushing it deep, then pulling it out so she can lick it again… Up and down the shaft, hungrily… Then taking it back inside and sucking again…

We move in closer to watch as she inches the shaft deeper into her mouth, opening her jaw wider, as wide as she can, and pushing her lips out and forward as she takes it as deep into the back of her mouth as she can… Taking so much of it that we’re convinced she has no gag reaction… Bringing the knot right to her teeth, careful not to push it too hard against them (it’s too big to pass between them) – holding it there, and then slowly slipping it out, over her tongue and out from between her soft lips…

“Oh that looks bloody beautiful… I knew it would…” Gasps Peter. His love for his wife is unquestionable. He’s been waiting so long for this moment, and it’s clearly the best moment of his life!

When it’s clear, she catches her breath, looking up at her husband and flashing her a big grin. “That tastes sooooo much nastier than yours!”

“Never mind that,” he calls, “If it feels that good in your mouth… How about sticking it in your lovely cunt!”

The grin gets even wider… We all knew this was what was going to happen next, but the fact that it’s actually about to happen – and that she’s already had so much fun, seems to drive our guest to an even greater high…

She twists away from the beast, turning around to present her rear to him as she drops down into a full-on professional dogfucker position… Arms stretched out infront of her, tits pressed against the floor, her back bending upwards to her arse which is in the air, her legs coming straight down to her knees and shins on the floor…

We don’t get to admire her slim body for too long before Logan rejoins the action… Moving up enthusiastically behind her, pushing up and over her back without pausing, wrapping his soft belly around her raised arse, his chest fitting nicely against her curved back, his long front legs hooking under her belly and back toward the gap between her thighs…

She waits with that big, peg-toothed smile on her face, ready to be fucked – willing and waiting as the dog probes a little, moving his hips around, trying to line himself up… Pumping toward her pussy – looking for that wonderful feeling of cool human flesh around his hot canine cock…

We hear Peter asking, “Can I help them?” – and Renae saying, “Of course…” – then see our guest’s chubby hubby dropping into frame behind them, putting one hand on the dog’s back to let him know he’s there, and reaching the other down between his hindlegs, cupping his sheath and directing his burgeoning erection toward Claudia’s pussy – then between her soft pussy lips and inside her…

Feeling soft human flesh around the tip of his dick, the beast takes over – but Peter stays in position behind them, his hand still on the dog’s back, staying involved, feeling like he’s a part of the experience.

We cut away from this angle, around to the front, to see Claudia’s reaction to being penetrated – the smile turning into an open-mouthed look of pure delight… Her body being shoved forward, then shaken about as the big blue-grey Weimaraner goes to town on her…

In the background, slightly out of focus, we can see Peter smiling and calling, “Go on boy, give it to her… Give it to her hard! Show her what she’s been missing!!”

We cut to a side angle to see that the dog doesn’t need instructions… He’s doing what comes natural to him… Burying his meat as deep as he can, trying get that knot into her – pounding away as hard and fast as he can in pursuit of his goal…

Peter continues his over-excited, self-depreciating dialogue, “Oh… You bad, bad girl… You dirty slut… I can’t believe I got to marry you…” and he laughs again. The happy laugh of a man who knows all of his dreams are coming true.

She calls out, “Luckyyyyyy!” – but we’re not sure if she means he’s lucky to have her, or she’s lucky to have this dog pounding away into her.

We cut down low, looking past Peter’s head, up to her cunt, watching as that fat shaft drives in and out of her… It’s fast and intense – but it’s brief (as usual)… The best fucks never last too long – and this has been a twenty second special… But it’s already coming to an end as his knot begins to swell up in her already stretched cunt and he stops jerking, focussing on holding tight instead…

Peter takes a look down under, looking at the knot in his wife’s pussy… Loving it – then moving forward and dropping down beside her, on his side, able to look her in the face – or turn his head and look up at the beast on her back – on his wife’s back – pumping his puppy juice into her belly.

As they look right into each other’s face, he whispers, “Finally getting the nine inches you deserve… Do you love it?”

She gasps, “I do…” and he reaches in under her belly, between her thighs, getting his fingers up against her clit and beginning to rub at it.

“Cum on that big cock, then… Dirty slut…”

Like all considerate small-dicked men, he knows how to please his woman with his fingers, years of compensating for his lack of cock have not gone to waste!

We cut away to a shot of Renae, the front of her jacket opened so that she can play with her tits (as usual) whilst watching… Loving what she’s seeing, then looking up into the camera and giving us one of her dimpled smiles, shrugging her shoulders and commenting, in a fun tone, “I’m not needed this week!”

As she’s not needed, we cut back to the action…

Our west-country guest, slim and strange – but undeniably cute in both the looks and the character department, grins her way through the action… So she’s got a dog on her back, nine inches of cock and an orange sized knot in her pussy, and her husband talking dirty and fiddling her clit… And it’s all too much for her… No woman could handle this…

Tossing her head back, her long hair flipping back over her head – gasping and moaning, turning red in the face, snarling, “OOooohh yooooouuuu fffuuuccckkeerrrrrr!” as she cums as hard as any woman has the right to cum… Her whole body jerking and shaking under the dog… Enough to disrupt his testicle emptying mission… Making him scramble on her back, twisting and turning, moving off her to the side… Twisting around and off her back, making Peter scramble back out of the way… The beast doesn’t disconnect his knot from her pussy – his knot still too fat – and ends up turned around arse-to-arse with his bitch as she continues shaking and jerking.

Despite all of the twisting and turning, the pull and shaking – or perhaps because of it – Claudia is still gasping, her upper body shaking, cumming hard on that cock…

Peter is now stroking the dog’s back and thighs, keeping him calm as he unloads into the woman. “Good boy… Give it to her… Fill her up… OOohh, you’re a lucky boy…” Stroking a bit longer, leaning in and looking down between their behinds, looking at the knot stretching his wife’s pussy, and adding, “And she’s a lucky girl…”

As he speaks, and the dog throbs, we can hear our guest gasping – the tone of her voice rising higher and higher. Sounding like she’s having the time of her life, but at the same time sounding like she’s in pain. Coo-ing… Gasping… Breathing hard…

We cut down to a low angle, looking up at their arse-to-arse interface – the narrow base of his cock stretching back from his body, into hers, the knot clearly inside her, although it’s crowning a little as the beast pulls against her behind.

Then a close-up of Claudia – the side of her face still on the floor, mouth open, eyes rolling back white… She’s seems to be semi-conscious, whispering/whining, “I love you… I loovvveee yyyoouuuuuu…” We’re not sure if the message is for her husband or the dog.

We move out and look at the full scene again, skinny bitch and powerful beast, arse-to-arse, stuck together. Husband to the side, looking into the gap between their behinds… And then we’re taking another look at his cock in her cunt, the knot crowning, his big brown arsehole pulsing and puckering… “Ooooh, he’s filling you soooo full… Soooo much cum!”

And then, almost as if to demonstrate what he’s saying, the knot breaks free and the dog’s cum spills/squirts out around it, dribbling to the floor…

His knot out of her, there’s nothing to hold the dog to his bitch now, and he simply walks away from her, dragging the fat shaft of his cock out of her, leaving her pink pussy exposed in the middle of our frame. Lips slightly apart, cum dribbling out – everything look well used.

And here’s Peter, dropping down behind his wife and leaning in to plant his face between her pussy lips – tongue out, chin moving, licking and sucking on her twat… We’re not sure if he’s there to work her pussy, or to get a taste of that dog-sperm… But from his wife’s moaning it seems that she doesn’t care either way.

He licks for a little while, making her moan and gasp – and then pulls back, wipes his chin and lips. He’s looks a bit sheepish, like he’s been caught doing something he shouldn’t… “Got a bit carried away there… Couldn’t resist…”

Infront of him, Claudia rolls off her knees onto the side of her thighs, then flops over onto her back – face and small boobs up… Regaining her senses, but still out of breath… Mouth open, lips back from her peggy little teeth… Satisfied. She looks up at Peter, who looks down at her and confirms that, “We did it!”

She sighs, taking credit rather than putting her husband down, “I did it… I did it, not you… Not we…” She takes a couple of breaths. “And I’ll do it again… I love it…” She’s almost slurring her words – drunk on sex – and then, “I hope you liked watching, because you’ll be watching this shit all the time from now on!!”

We look over at Peter, who looks like the cat that got the cream… And then over to look at Logan, flopped on his side, twisting back on himself to lick his own cock clean…

Renae drops down behind him and rubs his side and neck as she looks into camera and
sums up for the week, “That’s all from this big guy, and from me, for this week… ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will be back again next week with another host, and another whore… Until then… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… And remember – there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She raises her eyebrows a couple of times as she smiles, those dimples dropping deep into her cheeks again as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since the show was filmed, Claudia and Peter have purchased a dog of their own.”

The screen fills with home video footage of the happy couple playing (quite innocently) with a St Bernard puppy. He’s big, but clearly still a puppy.

“Claudia says she can’t wait for Jasper Jr to be big enough to fuck her – and Peter says he can’t wait to watch.”

We watch the married couple playing with the dog for a few more seconds, and note that Peter is watching his wife play with the dog, rather than playing himself… And that she is clearly admiring the dog’s strength and enthusiasm – and thinking about a happy future.

And we fade to black for another week.

We’re looking at the front of what looks like a medieval castle. High grey stone walls marked with crosses, windows covered with iron bars, all topped with battlements.

Looking up and down the wall we can see a car park (full) that brings us into the present day – and we are able to see that this castle is in the middle of a city.

We come to rest on an oversized blue double-door, the name-plate reads “HM Prison Leeds”.

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “LEEDS, YORKSHIRE.”

The caption fades, and then we turn to look up the car park we see our host walking toward us. It’s our overweight, out-of-shape, aging Cockney geezer, Dennis Baxter, and he’s got his handsome hound trotting along beside him as he introduces himself, and the show, direct to our camera.

“’Ello, welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Dennis Baxter, and this is Romeo, and this week we’ve come up to Leeds, to meet a lady who says that due to circumstances beyond her control, she’s been denied the opportunity to fulfill her fantasy for a long time…”

We pan around to see a woman walking toward us from the direction of the prison gates. She’s a harsh looking woman, casually dressed (t-shirt and slacks) with reddish brown hair pulled back from her face in a tight pony-tail – pointy nose, thin lips, ears with a half dozen rings through each ear. She’s tallish, heavyset without being fat, and has an impressive looking pair of tits bouncing within her t-shirt.

She introduces herself direct to camera in a strong Leeds/Yorkshire accent. Her voice is slightly croaky, suggesting that she does a lot of shouting. “I’m Vicki Mathie… I’m 55 years old – and I’m from Leeds in Yorkshire. I’ve just been released from prison, after serving six years for a crime I DID commit, and I am ready to get wild!”

She ends her comment by punching the air with both hands in celebration – the action making those big boobs of hers bounce extra hard. We’re all looking forward to seeing them released, and watching them swinging when the real action begins.

Cut to a shot of her standing in the carpark with Dennis, his microphone up and his dog at his side as he begins today’s interview. “Hello Vicki… A jailbird, eh? Can I ask, ‘cos I’m sure the viewers will want to know, what you did to deserve six years inside?”

Vicki looks a little uncomfortable, but doesn’t hesitate too long. “My ‘usband was sharing kiddie porn videos from a computer that we shared… And I knew about it… I’d seen what they were and I didn’t report it… I didn’t share them myself… They weren’t mine. We never made them or owt like that… He just shared them… And he got caught up in a police swoop of them what was making ‘em… And I got caught up in the sharing business, because it was OUR computer, and OUR house, and OUR internet connection… It’s taken a long time for me to come to terms with it… But I accept it was my fault now. I should ‘ave said somethin’ to someone.”

Dennis pauses, a look on his face that suggests he’s almost thinking this criminal isn’t good enough for his dog. “But… They wasn’t your videos… You didn’t enjoy them, right?”

“Oh no… Definitely not… I’d sometimes catch him watching them and wanking, and I couldn’t understand what he saw in them… But he was my ‘usband… So I let him… But I didn’t watch them unless he was wanking to them… Then I just watched him, not the videos.” She shrugs, as if this makes her story acceptable.

“Well…” Starts Dennis, clearly trying to justify having this woman on the show. “A lot of woman have been led astray by love…” He pauses as she nods, then continues. “So… If kiddies are not your thing… I suppose this must be?” He nods down toward his Doberman, and Vicki brightens up.

“Oh yeah… Definitely… It’s just such a naughty thing… Such a disgusting act. The thought of doing anything so taboo… So perverted… It’s a huge turn-on… And knowing it’s, almost, sort of, kind of, legal… After doing six years for allegedly being a pervert – it’ll be pretty special to do something perverted – and get on national tele for doing it!!”

Dennis still doesn’t look convinced. “Now… Her Majesty’s Prison Leeds, is actually an all male prison… You didn’t serve time here at all, did you?”

“No… I didn’t.” She confirms.

“So, would you like to tell the viewers why we’re here…?” He checks.

“Definitely… Yeah… My ‘usband is still serving time for those videos… So I wanted to come here and tell him, in person, what I’m about to do… Give him something to think about for the next three years!”

Dennis shakes his head a little, then nods toward the prison, sending his guest away with a, “Go on then… Go visit…”

We cut to a shot of Vicki walking off toward the prison, a pep in her step.

Then cut back to Dennis talking to the crew. The camera not quite pointing at him – this is clearly a behind the scenes, not meant to be captured moment of doubt from our host. “I dunno… She’s done time for child porn… She says she’s not into it, but then says she wants to do the dog because it’s perverted and wrong… And I reckon she feels the same way about kiddie porn… I don’t fink the sharing was all down to her husband… And even after all this, they’re obviously still a couple… Why would you stick wif a bloke after all this ‘appened? I dunno… I dunno if I want to go through with this…”

We cut back to a shot of the prison, lights now beginning to shine out front suggesting an hour has passed. Vicki is walking back toward us, looking happy with herself, giving us the thumbs up.

And then she’s talking to Dennis again, infront of the camera. “I told him what I’m planning to do… And he says he thinks I’m weird… He called me a pervert… I think that sort of sums him up, really… He likes little girls and I like big dogs… That’s sort of what this is all about… If people are going to call me a pervert, I’d rather it be for the real reason – for what I like, rather than for what my ‘usband likes.”

“Well then… If this is about clearing your name… And proving you don’t like the kiddie stuff… Who am I so get in the way?” He seems a little happier now… “Let’s head off to your place – introduce you to my Romeo…”

“Oooh, yes please…” Confirms Vicki as we fade out.

We cut to a shot of Romeo jumping from the floor to a large, messy, double bed in a small, cheap-looking room… Turning around, then running and jumping off to the floor again. He looks around, at the cameras, at a door…

Then the door opens, and Vicki enters from the small landing outside – she’s no longer wearing her street clothes, she’s now wearing a naughty-schoolgirl outfit… And Dennis isn’t pleased…

“Ohhh, fuck… For fuck’s sake… Are you for real? Are you fucking serious? You fink I’m going to let my boy fuck you whilst you pretend to be a schoolgirl?” He’s really not happy. “Fucking pervert… Fucking nonce!

Vicki looks upset, a little distressed and confused. “I… I just wanted to give my ex something to dream about… So he can think about me instead of little kids… It’s just an outfit…”

Dennis isn’t having any of it though, “No… Cameras off… We’re done… ‘E’s not fucking her…”

But as he’s complaining, his dog is showing no such confusion or distress… He’s sniffing around the woman and already jumping and trying to latch onto her leg. She’s struggling to stay upright whilst pleading her case to our host… And one of our producers is pointing out that it would be cruel to let Romeo get this close to a pussy, then take it away from him…

Finally, Dennis relents… “OOOoooohhh okay… But only for Romeo’s sake… This bitch don’t deserve him… But he deserves to ‘ave his balls emptied… E’s been waitin’ all week!”

He turns to Vicki and we hear him order, “On the bed…” before we cut to a shot of the large lady, still wearing that schoolgirl outift, her boobs straining the white blouse, her arse almost out of the short short pleated skirt moving into position, climbing onto the bed – and whilst she’s kneeling there, chewing her lip, doing her best to look nervous and afraid as she unbuttons the front of her blouse, letting the pressure of her big tits open the front up…

Those boobs swing as she peels the blouse off – then she tips forward so that she’s on her hands and knees. A little spare-tyre of flesh forming around her soft middle. The mini-skirt riding up to reveal that she’s not wearing any underwear.

As we shift out camera position around her so we can see up between her thighs, it looks like she’s clean shaven – bald downstairs… And we can’t help thinking that despite those big tits, she’s doing everything she can to look like a little girl.

She turns and looks back over her shoulder as Romeo skips up and leaps to the bed again, approaches her from behind. Her mouth drops open in a big smile of anticipation. Looking sideways to the camera, then looking back at the beast… Then up at the camera again… A look of mock horror on her face, and says, “He’s such a big boy… I think I’m getting scared…!”, but there’s a giveaway giggle in the way she says it. She’s not scared – she’s excited! She shuffles a little, wriggling her wide arse toward the dog, inviting him in…

The sleek black beast doesn’t waste any time in stepping right up to her – pushing up against her behind, pushing forward, up and over her arse, mounting her without any foreplay… Wrapping his front legs over her wide hips and around her middle, paws hooking back under her, hanging together under her soft belly.

As she’s taking his weight on her back, she drops onto one forearm and reaches back with the other hand, up behind her back to stroke/pat the dog’s flank, making contact, enhancing the moment…

He’s jabbing his hard cock at her pussy lips – stabbing up against her flesh, sometimes against the pussy, sometimes under it, or to the side… It’s an unco-ordinated mess… It’s raw and natural… It’s making our jailbird sing… “OOOOoooohhhhAAAAHHHH!” as her big heavy tits jiggle and wobble under the onslaught.

He takes a couple of shuffling steps to the side, and another shunt forward, before the beast manages to line himself up properly and slams his growing cock into her hole… Really slams it… Hard… Knocking the wind out of our filthy whore guest, making her cough as he launches into a high-speed, no mercy, very rough-and-ready pounding…

Her face twists up into a mask of pain – all of the fun and games blown away with the first half dozen thrusts… He’s holding tight, and he’s fucking hard… Like he’s trying to teach her a lesson, or take revenge…

He’s not, of course… He’s just fucking her. He’s a dog. He doesn’t care – he doesn’t see a jailbird with a kiddie porn record, he just sees a human with a hole he can fuck… So he’s going to fuck it, hard and fast, until he’s had enough.

“OOHHH FFUCCCKK… NO! FUCCCKKk… AAWwWWWW… NO!!” She calls, as if ‘no’ is a safe word that can protect her from a horny hound. There are no safe words on the UK of Zoo!

She lifts a hand from the mattress and reaches back between her thighs – fingers against her pussy on either side of his cock – like she’s trying to protect herself from further pain… As if a couple of fingers could stop this beast in full flow…

He’s fucking her as if he knows she’s a bad person who deserves to be punished, leaning into her, thumping hard – the knot at the base of his cock already beginning to swell up… Her fingers not quite managing to protect her from it as it pushes between them on each stroke…

She overbalances, falling forward, the weight shifting from her free hand down to her soft chest (boobs spreading against the sheet) and the side of her face. If she was anywhere other than the bed this would be a painful fall. The dog stumbles forward behind her, his paws hooked in over her hips, dropping down harder against her behind, pushing her harder into the bed, barely pausing his furious pumping.

Our guest is struggling to breath under him, her head to the side, cheek on the sheets, mouth open… Turning red… One hand still trying to protect her pussy, the other reaching back to grab at the dog’s paws – not trying to break his grips, just trying to pulls his nails off her flesh. And failing…

He ignores her efforts and continues to fuck her hard. It’s a brutal, fast, ugly fuck – his hindpaws skipping around on the mattress, twisting the sheets around – every thrust pushing her down into the bed, the whole thing bouncing under them.

We cut down behind them, looking up between the dog’s legs, catching a slow-motion shot of his fat cock-shaft pushing between her fingers and into her cunt… His knot still small, but growing, pushing past her, but not quite making it inside her body… Beyond that, her belly hanging down, not big, but loose enough to wobble.

Back up with Vicki – looking at her face, grimacing as the dog pummels her, and letting out a strained, “FFUCCCKKK… Ooh FFUCCCKK!” She sounds like she’s genuinely struggling to cope.

We cut to Dennis, watching from beside the bed, urging his boy on… “Go on, my son… She wants it. You give it to her…”

We cut to a side angle, a clear view of the sleek black beast standing over the soft, pale, filthy slut – pounding into her with everything he’s got – frustrated that her fingers are slowing him down, so trying to fuck harder – gripping harder against her hips as she struggles against him – moving her hand from one paw to the other, trying to move them – failing… He shuffles forward, pushing in on her… His thrusting action rocking her forward harder, bouncing her against the mattress – squashing her soft tits against the sheet…

“OOhh FFffffffucckk!” She gasps, barely getting the words out – her teeth gritted as she absorbs his blows… His hot, hard cock, driving into her pussy over and over. Her face taught, her jaw set – teeth bared… She’s been locked in jail for years – but this is the most she’s ever suffered…

We get another close up of that fat cock slamming into her pussy – her fingers just about managing to keep the knot out of her flesh as he slows from a speedy fuck to a lurching hump…

It’s been a longer than usual fuck… Because he couldn’t get tied into her, Romeo has given this ungrateful whore over a minute of his best work…

We cut to a wider shot – watching those last few, slow and hard lurched thrusts as the dog comes to a halt, giving it an extra hard final try, and them stopping… But his back feet don’t stop shuffling, his legs tensed, muscles pumped – leaning into her… Dennis can tell something is wrong, so drops down behind her to look up at her snatch.

We cut to see what he sees… The dog’s cock has come to a halt with her fingers between the knot and her pussy lips – his long shaft deep in her – but not tied… She switches her fingers from between knot and pussy, to behind the knot, holding it close – but there’s no way it’s going to go in now – it’s swollen too large…

Our host notes that, “That’s cheating… We shouldn’t be too surprised, should we?”

She continues holding the cock deep in her slot… Breathing hard, her belly moving up and down under her… Legs straining and shaking a little…

Dennis reaches in, placing his hand over the back of hers and pushing a little – pumping that cock in and out of her… Making her gasp…

We cut back to her face, still cheek to sheet – and it’s hard to tell if she’s enjoying this, or if it’s causing her pain. Either way, she gasps and twists her features as Dennis ‘helps’ her dildog herself… She doesn’t complain or ask him to stop. She just rides it out.

Romeo’s big paws are still wrapped tight against her hips, his weight pushing down against her… Pushing her down into the bed… He’s still pushing forward against her bum… Holding himself inside… And his master is still pushing his cock in and out of her.

“Do you like that?” Asks Dennis as he holds the back of her hand and pumps the dog’s cock in and out of her pussy.

She pretty much coughs her response, “Yaahhh!” – but we’re not convinced.

“I thought you wanted to do this?” Notes Dennis as he continues to pump her hand against her pussy, pushing that cock in an inch, then letting it pop back… Then in again. “Why are you really here?”

She’s struggling to breath as he continues to dildog her – the cock bigger than she’d expected – harder and hotter… She gasps her reply, “Daddy likes it… Daddy…”

Dennis turns away from her, letting go of the dog’s cock and throwing his hands up in the air, looking to the producer behind the camera. “I fucking knew it… She’s doing it for him… Another fucking kiddie fantasy for her fella…”

She grits her teeth, but this time she’s smiling… Almost laughing as she gasps her, “Sorrryyy!” – but not really meaning it. She likes that it’s angered Dennis – she thinks that will impress ‘Daddy’.

The big beast is relaxed on her back, still holding her, his head above hers, tongue hanging out – panting… We move around behind him to watch his balls twitching as he shoots his seed into her… As she continues to pull that knot against her pussy, moving the shaft in and out of her hole.

We move around from his rear end, checking out her pale body – breathing hard, shaking a little, big tits pressed against the sheets… Then her face – teeth clenched, smiling a little, eyes sparkling. “Daddy’s little girl did a naughty…” – and then she giggles…

We cut to a shot of Dennis up on his feet, walking away, pulling his shirt down to cover his belly. He wants nothing more to do with our guest…

His dog, on the other hand, doesn’t care… He’s happy to continue unloading his balls into her belly… Holding tight around her. Hind paws shifting on the soft mattress as he experiments to see if he can go deeper. Each time he shifts, Vicki lets out a little yelp. Occasionally looking up at our camera, a crooked look on her face as she moans, “Daddy… I’ve been a bad girl…”

Dennis may have found her behaviour to be extremely offensive – but if there’s one thing that the zoo community should understand, it’s that we don’t get to choose what turns us on… And if Vicki is trying to use fantasy and dogsex to distract her partner from his interest in little girls – how can we possibly object?

As we watch, our guest continues to pump that knot against her pussy lips, pulling the cock toward herself… Pumping it. Looking up at our camera and talking to her husband through the television. “Daddy… I’m using the doggy, daddy… I can feel him cumming in me, daddy… I want to cum on him, for you, daddy…” A couple of short breaths, then, “Make you proud, daddy…”

The tone of her voice is rising – her dialogue turning her on almost as much as the movements of the cock inside her, and the throbbing, and the heat, and the feeling of canine cum shooting into her… “Ohhh, daddy… It’s happening… It’s happp….” She goes silent, but continues moving her hand, pumping that cock in her pussy… Her mouth still open, eyes shut, head back, and then smiling, and beginning to jerk – her back snapping up and down…

They are stuck in this position a little longer… Her on her chest and knees, him on his hind-paws and her back… His head down on her shoulder, her head tipped back. Her still using the dog as a living dildo… Him using her a cum bucket… Her titties flat against the bed, ballooned out to the sides, under his weight, shaking as she climaxes…

Her shaking and shivering disturb the beast, and with no knot to lock them together, he quickly steps forward over her back, his cock twisting and swinging free of her cunt… Cum splattering behind her on the sheets – as he moves aside, stepping over her back and twisting off to the side…

Once he’s clear of her, he turns around and moves right back to her pussy to do some clean-up work… His long tongue flapping down between her upper thighs, drinking up his own juices. Making her gasp again… Her pussy so sensitive that the touch of his warm tongue almost blows her mind. She jerks around, trying to control herself, but so over-stimulated that she can’t do anything but flat and gasp as he slides his tongue over her flesh.

She takes all she can, gasping, “Daddy… Oooohh daddy…” as the dog drives her to distraction – and then, when she’s all licked out and can’t handle anymore, she reaches down and puts her hand between her thighs, covering her pussy, her fingers between the dog’s tongue and her cunt, and then clamps her thighs shut around her hand as she falls sideways onto her side.

The dog stands over her looking a little lost… His big cock still hanging down near her, swinging a little as he shuffles his paws.

We cut away to Dennis again, walking back toward the set, making clicking noises with his mouth, trying to get Romeo’s attention… Ready to call him away from the perverted bitch…

We cut back to her just in time to see her looking up at the dog’s heavy cock, which is hanging ominously close to her face as she rolls onto her back, her head shifting under his belly… “Ooooooh daddy… Can I have it…?” She gasps, already knowing the answer. Trying to make her voice sound childish, but barely able to catch her breath. “Can I lick the lolly-pop?”

She pushes back with both hands to raise her upper body off the bed, lifting her head, her mouth open and her tongue out, moving around chasing the dog’s cock… Licking at it, flicking her tongue over the end… Catching it, licking again, trying to wrap her tongue around it and draw the angled tip toward her lips… Letting his spunk drip onto her tongue and into her open mouth…

She shifts her hands back to push her body up a little closer to the belly of the beast, bringing his cock into range and wrapping her lips around it, sucking it in with a little hum of delight…

We watch in a graphic close-up… Her lips around the shaft, her cheeks sucked in, her head bouncing a little under him – lips slipping just a couple of centimetres up and down the hard shaft, fast and slick… Sucking, and swallowing every few seconds… Milking the handsome hound, taking every drop she can get…

Standing over her, the Doberman appears relatively impassive… Happy to let her drain his balls, but not appearing to be over stimulated by it. He’s panting, because he’s done so good fucking, but he looks like it’s just another day at the office for him.

After a little while, she pulls back from the cock and lets the remaining cum that’s in her mouth spill out over her chin as she turns her head to the camera and half whispers/half croaks, “There you go, daddy… Baby just gave the big doggy a niiiiiice suck… And he did give me lots of naughty sperms!” She pouts, letting more wetness run over her lip and down her chin… Then makes a big deal of licking her lips in the most childish way she can.

She turns back to the cock, leaning in and licking at it, letting it swing away from her, then letting it hang against her cheek, turning her head around so it rolls and drags over her face. Never seriously trying to suck it again, just playing.

“That’s soooo much fun!” She sighs. “Every little girl should have one!”

She continues to turn her head from side-to-side, letting the dick hang against it, occasionally licking or kissing at the side of the shaft… Always looking into our camera and giving us a slightly evil, borderline demented smile – adding, “I wish I’d discovered this [bleeeeeeeeeep]!” – then blowing us a kiss…

Lip-readers have since confirmed that the bleep was covering her saying “forty years ago”, because as sick and disgusting as our show is, we can’t have our guests saying they wish they had done this when they were underage. Certainly not when they were THAT far underage… We fade out on the image of her smiling in reaction to her own comment, and most likely her sordid little fantasy.

We fade in on a shot of Dennis walking down a rough looking terrace of small houses. Romeo is by his side, light on his paws, looking up at his owner – happy with his day’s work.

Dennis talks to the camera as he walks, “No interview this week… I couldn’t wait to get away from ‘er… Nasty piece of work. I only let Romeo ‘ere fuck ‘er because he loves a new pussy – and I’ve been keepin’ ‘im out of action all week to be ready for this…”

He walks along a little further, looking down at his boy, “I ‘ope you ‘ad fun, son… ‘Cos I didn’t!”

Romeo seems to be very happy – head up, tongue hanging out of his mouth as he struts.

Then we’re back on Dennis, almost smiling as he sums up for the week. “And that’s the thing about ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – it’s not about the ladies, it’s about the beasts… Their happiness and health takes priority…” He pauses, obviously remembering the exceptions, “… Unless they’re insects or fishies…”

He turns to another camera as he walks, continuing, “That’s all for this week’s freak… We’ll be back again next week with our porno princess, the lovely Renae Russell, will be here with a lovely lady who actually deserves dogsex… Probably… Until then, remember that no matter who you are, what you do, or how you look… Even if you’re a kiddy fiddler fresh out of prison… Animals don’t discriminate…”

He shakes his head, looking down at his boy and chastising the big lug, “Dirty boy… You’ll fuck anyone, won’tcha?” And then back up to the camera, finishing off with, “So… Look after yourself, and make sure you enjoy your fantasies the way we enjoy our realities – right ‘ere, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”

He walks on, passing our camera, dog by his side, and we fade out for another week.

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a dark and busy section of an old looking city at night… Big old buildings – shops and hotels, flashy bright bars, and young people laughing and waving – trying to get on camera and as we move along the street…

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND.”

The caption fades as we pan around to look up the street, past several club entrances, each with their own little gathering of patrons waiting to get inside… And this is when we see our blonde, big-boobed hostess walking toward us with her mean looking, grey musclebound dog trotting by her side… Evidently her new Rottie friend, Buster, is taking a rest this week.

She introduces herself as she walks, a friendly mid-western American accent sounding at odds with the Edinburgh streets and the occasional shouts from those waiting outside the clubs.

“Hi… I’m former Playboy Playmate of the Month, Jenna McCartney, and this amazing American bulldog is my lover boy, Cooper…” We take a look down at the dog, then cut back to Jenna – seeing the love on her face as she continues walking and talking toward us. “… And we’ve come to Edinburgh, Scotland, to see if lightning strikes twice…”

We cut to a mini-montage of Jenna, on the streets of another city, chatting to girls – talking to a beaming, shiny-faced, curly-blonde haired beauty… With our host continuing her intro in voice-over, “Last year, I found myself in Newcastle without a date for my doggy, and hit the streets to see if I could find a volunteer…”

The shot turns to an image of that happy Geordie blonde being pounded doggy-style by a large grey pitbull head up – laughing… We can’t hear her, because Jenna’s voice-over continues, “And boy, did I find a volunteer!”

We watch the pounding for a few more seconds, ending as the blonde gasps, “YEESS!” – then we cut back to Jenna in Edinburgh…

“This year… I came all the way to Scotland without a date… To see if we can’t repeat the experience!” She holds her hands up and out, as if she’s showing off the whole street-full of bars, and we cut to another mini-montage of the streets, looking at multiple groups of young women moving from bar to bar… Laughing and joking together… As we watch, we get close-ups of different girls – each one making us wonder… Is this the one? Would she do it? Does she look like the type? And, of course, when we see a particularly hot girl, PLEASE LET HER BE THE ONE!

She’s dark skinned – tanned rather than black – and her long brunette hair is tied back from her face, pulled back in a tight ponytail. Her features are sharp but very attractive, and her clothing is barely there, a mini-dress with a plunging neckline. There’s no way she’s wearing a bra beneath it, and even thought she isn’t blessed in the chest department, she’s got a fantastic little body there.

From the way she moves we’re guessing it’s the end of the evening rather than the start – and she’s had a goooooood evening… And the way she’s moving is – right at our American host…

She points at Jenna, her finger inches from her face – then talks in a loud Edinburgh accent. “Are yoooouu that United Kingdom ay Zoo girl?”

Jenna confirms that she is, her bright smile extra white under our camera lights in the dark street.

Her Scottish beauty continues, “Have ye got ye dog with ye? ‘Cos ah’m in the mood for dog-love!”

Her friends squeal behind her, thinking this is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard.

She continues, “Ah’ve seen ye on the show, and you’re so fucking hot… And they dogsex is so fucking dirtayyy… I wannae get some o’ that doggy action!” And then she’s laughing as much as her friends.

Jenna lets them laugh for a second, then waves her hands to indicate that they should all calm down. Leaning in and raising her voice so that the Scots girl can hear her, “Yes… I’ve got him… He’s at my hotel… It’s right over there… And he’d just love to fuck the shit out of your sexy ass!”

The Scots girl’s laughter changes from ‘this is a joke’ to ‘fantastic – this isn’t a joke!’ – she clearly wasn’t bluffing.

There’s a brief pause, then we’re looking at her from a different angle, in a different location. Indoors. In a hotel room. She’s sitting on the bed, looking into our camera, still sounding drunk as she introduces herself… We pull back from her to see that she is already stripped down to her black bikini brief panties. Her tanned body, glowing from post-drinks/pre-sex sweat. She’s pinching her nipples as she talks to us, making a meal of every word.

“Ma name’s Harriet Saunders… I’m 23 yeeeears old, and ah’m from Leeeeeeeeeeitthhhhh!” She leans into the camera as she names her home suburb. Then laughs. Then continues, “And ah’m here with ma good friend, all-American Playboy slut Jenna McCartney, to have sex wi’ a dirty wee doggy for the first time in ma life… And I cannae wait!” Indeed, she looks genuinely excited – and very drunk…

We cut to a shot of her on her feet, dancing around in the nude, drink in hand, never spilling a drop as she moves toward a bemused Cooper, who’s not quite sure what to make of her… As she moves, she finishes her glass and lobs it back onto the bed, then removes her panties, showing off a very short little triangle of recently shaved pussy…

Slipping the panties down her smooth thighs, stepping out of them, almost catching one foot but retaining her balance, she moves toward the dog, bending forward, pushing her chin out toward him – pursing her lips for a kiss, then laughing and backing off before he gets a chance to lick her face…

The look on her face suggests that if we go no further than this, she will have had a good day… The dog turns one way and the other, looking up at her and licking at the air between his face and hers again. The look on his face suggests that it’s only going to get better!

She’s very excited about the whole set-up – never sure whether she should be looking at the camera, trying to impress us, or simply playing with the dog… She’s leaning toward him, but looking from our host to the camera lens – so, when he slaps his big warm tongue over her mouth, she is more shocked than pleased.

Her initial reaction is to yelp and pull back – then laugh out loud, before leaning back to him, pursing her lips and offering up her face… He licks a couple of times, curious rather than keen – peaking her interest… She straighten up, unsteady, and says, “Wait a minute… Wait… Don’t lick ma mouth… Lick this!” – and points down at her pussy, crouching a little to open her thighs and show him her pussy…

He doesn’t hesitate – raising his head, sticking his snout between her slim thighs, and takes a big snort of that sex smell… Then he starts to lick her… His tongue slopping over her young pussy… Sliding over the lips, then between them.

Harriet gasps, and immediately begins to stumble back to the bed, dropping onto it next to Jenna, and spreading her thighs wide to let the dog at her… Moaning as he goes to work, that amazing tongue transporting the young Scots lassie off to a magical land of pleasure. Her eyes closed, leaning back further, her thighs straining and shivering… Our host sits back to watch up close, a camera in her hand catching her point of view…

We cut to Jenna’s camera and watch as our guest runs her fingertips over her flat belly and up to her little breasts, circling them around her erect nipples, then back around under her breasts, long nails tickling over sensitive skin – as the dog continues to lick noisily at her snatch. His big tongue exploring her pink depths, slopping over her pussy lips, slipping between and into her flesh – loving the taste of a young woman.

She gasps, arches her back – twisting and bending – looking like she might break her back at any moment. Gasping, “Ohhhhh… Yeeaaaahhhhh… Lick it… Lick itt!!!” – before losing her words, and resorting to moans.

One hand grabbing at one of her little titties, fingers digging in around it and squeezing the whole thing… Her other hand down over her belly and onto the top of the dog’s head, her fingers through the short fur, reminding her of exactly what is pleasuring her… Back arching… Gasping… Moaning… And… Stopping…

The dog suddenly loses interest – with his bitch right on the edge of a climax, he simply steps away and goes to investigate something off camera…

She looks up, disappointed/upset/horny… “What the fuck… Come back and finish what ye started!”

She obviously doesn’t expect him to follow her orders, because she brings the hand that was on his head straight to her pussy and begins fingering herself… It’s not the same, but it’ll do for now… She’s been taken on a journey and stopped short of the destination…

As she fingers herself, two fingers deep inside, she turns her head toward him, begging him to come back… “Come on… Come on, boy… Nice pussy for you…”

She pulls her wet fingers from her pussy and holds them out toward Cooper, hoping the smell with bring him back – but he’s away, licking his lips as he circles the room. He knows what he wants, she’s just going to have to present it to him in a way he understands…

“Go down there with him…” Suggest Jenna. “He’ll show you a real good time…”

We cut to a side-angle as Harriet slips down from the bed to the floor, rolling over from her back to her front – little tits on the floor for a second before she moves into a ‘push-up’ position, then bends her legs and leans back, sticking her tight little arse in the air… “Come on then… It’s right here for you…”

She edges her knees a little wider apart and pushes her bum back further – her shoulders up and back, back curving down away and then back up to her arse. Smiling like a filthy little slut as she snarls back at him, “Come and fuck this pussaaaayyy!”

The dog stands across the room looking back at her, head cocked to one side… Interested, but not sure… Then Jenna leans forward from the bed, reaching out and slaps her guest’s firm behind twice… Calls, “Come on…” – and then laughs as the big bulldog makes his way across the room at double-speed… Moving around behind the tanned slut quickly, mounting her even before he’s behind her – his hairy chest scrubbing over her back, one leg under her, the other over her – hindlegs staggering sideways as he slowly works his way around behind her…

She giggles at the mess he’s making of this… He’s more experienced than her (in dog/human relations), but he’s still a clumsy mess… Stabbing at her side with his crotch, then at a thigh, then a buttock, and finally getting around behind her – pulling closer, stabbing at her pussy… She giggles, “Yeaahh boyyyyy!”

And he’s inside her tight little pussy… Thrusting fast and hard – a fevered attack, thumping into her… She gasps, “FUUCCCKKK!”, and smiles, taking the fuck in her stride…

His hind-paws scraping and slipping behind her – his weight pressing against her… She’s so petite that his pounding pushes her forward, almost knocking her flat on her face – she has to brace her arms out infront of her, elbows locked, leaning back into the dog’s belly… Taking that pounding like a pro…

His cock grows bigger throughout the early thrusts of the fuck, and pretty soon he’s working with his full-size tool…

She bites her bottom lip and snarls, doing her best to push back against his thrusts as hard as he is thrusting into her… Sucking in air and swearing her encouragement – “Oh fuck yeaah… Fuck me… Come on… Fuck me…”

It’s an impressive sight… A miss-match of power vs beauty. The hairy beast should have her beaten – but she’s putting up a real fight. Her body shaking, her little titties shaking like jellies under the continued onslaught. Her dialogue becoming a series of squeaks and gasps as she loses the power of speech…

He’s constantly moving his big hind-paws between her knees, outside her knees, his hind-legs against the back of her thighs, then outside them. Nails scraping over her lower legs.

We cut down below to try and see the action, but it’s little more than a blur of shiny cock, stretched pussy, tanned flesh and grey dog hair.

Watching as he fucks the living daylights out of her… Her flesh being pulled around by his expanding knot – lips pulled back, then pushed in… Cum dripping from her flesh… Flying off in all directions…

Back to a close-up of her face – the agony and the ecstasy… A young woman on the edge of losing her mind… Mouth open, eyes closed, grunting… “Urrgghhh… Ugghhh… Fuck me… Yeeahhh.. Fuck mee!!”

Her eyes opening, head dropping, expression changing – “No… Noo… Don’t stop… Don’t stop…”

Back to the wide angle to confirm that the dog has pulled to a halt on her back…

Holding there as she’s takes their weight on one hand, reaching back to grab his thigh with the other – fingers around the back of the big thigh muscle… Gripping short hairs…

We follow that grip around behind so we can see his rear-end… His big balls hanging down – arsehole puckering and winking at us… Ugly but hypnotic. Below that, the little lady’s pussy, stretched out around a half-buried knot… It looks like it might burst out of her at any moment…

Then we’re back to the wide-shot, looking at the young lady with the big dog on her back… Her head up now, trying to look back toward the beast, then up toward our camera – snarling… Trying to hide the pain and show the pleasure… Almost smiling, almost crying… Eyes glistening as she takes the knot… “Fucking dog, fucking me… Oh I’m soooo… Sooo… Fucking filthy… I love it… Ooohh…”

In this angle we note that Jenna is walking around her, filming the close-ups with her camera.

Harriet makes an extra effort to twist and buck her hips under Cooper, tipping her pelvis to get some movement from that knot… Her moaning continuing, biting her lip… Gasping… “Yes… Yeesssss!”

She reaches down under her flat belly, hand between her legs, fingers to her pussy – we cut to Jenna’s close-up camera, looking at his knot filling her cunt again, her fingertips working the clit – rubbing it in fast circles… Hearing her gasps and moans as she heightens her experience… Taking herself closer to that elusive dogasm…

Back to the wide shot… Watching her gasping, head back, mouth open, her weight on her knees and one hand, the other hand highly animated between her legs. Faster and faster, breathing harder and harder, moaning… All the time with that big muscular beast on her back, front legs around her narrow middle. “Oh God… Here I go… Here I go… Here I… OOohhhhhh!”

And then, with her whole body shivering under the beast, her breath held, her voice silenced – she cums hard on his knot… Remaining silent for a little while longer – then suddenly beginning to gasp and wail her exhausted song of joy… “Oooooaaaahhhhhh-aaaaahhhhh!”

And as she shivers and shakes, her fingers still on her clit – that fat knot suddenly works itself free… Popping backward between the lips, a gout of jism squirting out and dribbling to the floor – then the remainder of the long shaft slipping out, bending as it comes free… The muscular dog standing over her, holding tight, panting.

She catches her breath for a moment, then flips over onto her back under him, sweeping her long dark hair from her face and leaning up toward his still throbbing cock… Flicking her tongue over the head, letting it swing around over her mouth – jets of spunk shooting onto her cheeks, her lips, and into her mouth… Her reacting with delighted shock at the sudden little squirts…

She plays with it for a moment, then raises her mouth closer, taking the strange looking member between her lips, closing them around it and beginning to suck… Her head bouncing slowly up and down under him, around his shaft… One hand on her tits, pinching at her little nipples, the other down between her thighs, continuing to stimulate her clit as she sucks… Letting out little yipping sounds, clearly getting off on the concept of sucking dog cock as much as on the feeling of her fingers on her clit.

She keeps sucking – and fingering – and yipping… Making herself feel good, and letting us know about it… Building herself up, breathing harder and harder around it as she gets increasingly excited – then pulling back, letting the cock out of her mouth, her head back down to the floor, looking up at the glistening member, hanging and swinging above her… Still playing with her tits and pussy as she watches it twitching – and lets his cum squirt and drip down at her pretty face and little tits.

Raising her head again, struggling to find the cock with her tongue and lips – laughing at her inept attempts, then finding it and steering it back inside her mouth – sucking on it again, slipping her lips up and down its shaft… Still pumping two fingers into her snatch… Her belly tense, six-pack abs glistening with sweat, face and tits shiny with dog-cum… Sucking – dog – cock…

We pull back again to take in the whole scene. Dirty little brunette slut on her back on the floor, sucking the big dog’s dick, head bouncing up and down, playing with herself – making deeply satisfied sounding moaning sounds… Our host kneeling between her ankles, holding the close-up camera, filming fingers in pussy… Our crew around them, making sure they get the best images and sound.

Jenna leans in, angling her camera back up toward the under-belly blow job…

We cut to her camera – back in close up as Harriet bobs her head under the dog, lips pulling on the cock which is visibly softer and thinner, stretching it on the downstroke… We’re once again left amazed by how a dog can lose interest mid-way through a blow-job!

She finally gives up, realising that there’s little life left in this member – dropping her head back to the floor and watching as the cock disappears back into that furry sheath, and the dog steps over her and stumbles away.

She lays there, sighing and catching her breath, smiling a happy smile – half drunk and well fucked! Bringing her hand up from her pussy so she’s got one of her little tits in each… Looking up at Jenna’s camera, which moves over her wet face, down over her small and shiny boobs, watching as both nipples are pinched and pulled, then down over a wet belly, and scratches on her hips and thighs, then to her pussy – wet, lips looking like they been pulled and slapped for an hour… A dribble of Cooper’s cum still streaming out and running down between her butt-cheeks… And we fade out.

We fade back in on Cooper, staggering around the room, tail wagging, looking up at Jenna and our camera with an unmistakable smile… There’s no sign of his cock, which has shrunk and retreated back into that sheath.

We can hear Jenna chatting to him, “Happy boy? Are you happy? Did ya have fun?” She bends forward into frame to ruffle his wide head and ears… “Was she good? Was she nice and tight?”

Then we turn around and follow the sound of running water, moving through into a small ensuite bathroom, and seeing our guest in the shower, letting hot water spray into her face and down her chest. Washing herself in a very satisfied kind of way. She turns toward us as the camera enters and gives us another smile.

“No enough to see me fuck yer doggy – yas want tae see me shower too…” She laughs.

We hear Jenna’s voice from behind the camera confirming, “We like to see pretty things… And, well, we have to continue our research and find out how you found your experience..?”

Harriet runs her hands over her head and through her long hair, smoothing everything back with hot water – looking our toward us (but in reality to our Playboy host beside the camera) – then says, “Come in here with me and I’ll tell ya all about it…”

There’s a little cut, then we’re looking at a freshy stripped off blonde American – her big white teeth on show as well as her fake tits and flat belly… She steps forward into the shower to join our guest. It’s not the biggest shower, so they are immediately squashed together, face to face – tit to tit – belly to belly… And our final interview is conducted in these extremely close, warm and wet conditions.

“So…” Begins Jenna, “I’m sure this evening didn’t go the way you expected?”

The Scots lassie laughs, “I know… Ya know I came out tonight looking for someone to take me home for a good fuck… I didnae think it would be a doggy… Wi’ a film crew… And you…”

“But it was…” Says Jenna, confirming the obvious. “And we’re very happy you decided to join us, because you put on a lovely show…”

“Thank you”

“I hope you had fun… Was it as good for you as it was for us?”

“Aye… It was good… A week bit painful… But good…” Harriet answers, still giggly and clearly enjoying the feeling of those fake all-American tits pressing against her much smaller boobs, her hands running up and down our host’s back and over her buttocks (a move that’s being matched by our host on the Scots woman’s back).

“And what did you enjoy the most?”

They continue to grope each other as Harriet considers her answer. Getting dangerously close to kissing – so close that we can tell Harriet can’t wait, but Jenna is a cool cunt… “Ahhhh… I think…” She pauses as she considers what she was about to say. “I don’t think it was when I came… That was great, but I do that a lot!! I think it was having that cock in ma mouth… And looking up, and seein’ you playing wi’ these tits… I’m no a lezbo, but seeing you… Watching me… Doing that… That was fucking hot!”

Jenna puts her head back, letting the shower wash her blonde hair from her face, then looks back at her guest, and asks, “Do you think you’ll do it again?”

Our guest rubs against our host again, bringing her hands up and around the front of the American, running them up against the front of those perfect fake tits, squeezing as she talks. “Aye… I probably will now… After this is on, everyone will know I’ve done it and all the guys will expect me to… And I wouldnae want to disappoint them!!” She switches thoughts immediately, looking down at the tits. “I need to get a pair o’ these… How do I get a pair o’ these?”

Jenna laughs, “You’ve already got this pair… For the next hour or so…”

The Scots girl looks as happy as she’s looked throughout the show, raising her chin and moving closer to our host, who allows their lips to come together, and shares a slow, first-time kiss… Mouths opening and tongues snaking slowly out, hot shower water running down their faces and into their mouths – then dribbling out again.

As they break off the kiss, our guest begins to drop down a little, moving her mouth down from Jenna’s mouth to those tits, kissing and licking at her nipples… And the American looks up into our camera, enjoying the attention but staying focussed… “So there you have it again… Another sexy little slut has joined the population of our ever-expanding little kingdom of zoos…”

She brings her hands up over her guest’s head, holding it against her tits, making sure she doesn’t come up and ruin the shot. “We’re going to be busy here for a little while, hopefully Cooper will be ready to play some more by the time we’re clean – so that we can get nice and dirty again… But that would be young Harriet’s second experience, and this show is all about firsts… So we’ll say goodbye for another week… The UK of Zoo will be back next week, and I’ll be back soon enough… Until then, “I hope y’all have as much fun as we do!”

And then she moves her hands around her guest’s head, and guides her up, back to another big lip-locking kiss, both women looking like they are having a lot of fun… And we fade out for another week…

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of tree lined park land. Other than the leaves all over the ground it’s a very stately and impressive park. Wide and flat, with blue-grey skies above.

A good selection of pedestrians use the wide pathways that criss-cross the park – joggers out for a long run; tourists taking photos; business workers taking a lunchtime stroll.

A caption fills the screen: “LONDON, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we cut to one final shot of this little montage as a casually dressed, white-haired, stocky man walking toward our camera with his hands in his jacket pockets… A large black German Shepherd trots along beside him, not on a leash. As the man approaches, he begins to introduce the show, direct to camera. His accent is Scottish, well educated, confident and clear. “Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this big beast is Butchy… This week we’ve come down to Hyde Park in London, to meet a lady with far too much class and sophistication to be on a show like this…”

We cut to another shot of the park, watching as a classy looking lady – tall and slim, pale and attractive – walks along the track. She’s wearing a long coat, and has her hands tucked into the pockets, so we can’t actually see much of her shape – but we can just tell that she looks good under that outer layer. As she walks she flicks her head back, and a long mane of straight black hair flips away from her face and back behind her head.

She introduces herself in voice-over as we watch her walk. Her voice light, fresh, and extremely posh, “Hallo… My name is Tamsin Guthrie-Jones… I’m 41 years old, and I’m from London.”

She doesn’t look like she’s over 40 – possibly the result of plastic surgery, but more likely due to leading such an easy life. She looks, walks and talks like she has the world at her feet…

We cut to a shot of her standing side-by-side with our host, the park behind them. She’s taller than him – a combination of his stocky stature, and her high heeled shoes, combining to give her a good four inches on him.

He’s all but licking his lips as he talks to her. His usual disinterest not apparent – she’s clearly his ‘type’, and this week he actually wants to hear her story.

“So then, Tamsin…” He starts in a very friendly tone. “What brings a lovely lady like you to a nasty show like ours?”

She tells her story in a self-absorbed, very posh, sure-of-herself manner, “What can I say… I’ve always been everyone’s favourite – because of the way I look… I can have anything I want

“Ohhh… It’s probably not what you expect… I’ve always been very popular… Everyone’s favourite… But, they say that beauty’s only skin-deep – and that must be true in my case, because as fast as men want to get next to me, they seem to be in an awful hurry to get away from me too… I’ve been hurt so many times – I get into a relationship, and just when I think it’s going somewhere… They get bored and leave me… It’s just devastating… Everyone thinks life is easy when you look this way… But… I just want to do something that, first of all, something that I know the other person – or ‘thing’ – doesn’t care that I look like this… You know, they would feel just the same way if I was chubby and spotty, and ginger… And secondly, that once I’ve done this, whoever comes next, will understand that I’m in control… That I can do whatever I want to do… I just think this is the last thing that anyone would ever expect me to do… Maybe I’m not so boring!”

Andy nods, clearly enraptured and not pouring any of his regular scorn on his guest. “And are dogs something you’ve always been attracted to?”

Tamsin tips her head to one side, letting her long hair fall across her face again as she thinks, then flicking it away before answering, “Well, yah, a little bit… They say most women are bisexual, well I’ve never been attracted to other women, but I think a lot of women are zoo-curious and wouldn’t ever want to admit it – but I’ve always looked at doggy porn online, and when your show started I thought it was marvellous to see women experimenting with it…”

“Did you get jealous when you watched?” Checks our host.

“Ohhh, I don’t know if jealous is the right word… Just more curious. Whenever I see a woman enjoying it, I wonder if I would… And I suppose today it’s my chance to find out.”

Andy nods and smiles. “Yes it is… Now, we can’t do it in this park, because there’s a few too many policemen around… But our van’s parked not too far from here… And I think it would be amazing to see you getting down and dirty in such a cheap and tacky setting…”

Now it’s our guest who’s nodding and smiling, both amused and aroused by the idea…

We cut to a car park nearby and turn to look at our very obvious van. It’s a red Ford Transit, with our logo and the name of the show emblazoned across the side. The legend, “Someone near here wants to go to #UKofZoo” across the front. The back doors are open and we can see that there’s a thin crash-matt on the floor and benches to either side. What we can’t see from this angle is that there are a dozen small cameras built into the frame of the cargo bay, capturing every part of the van.

Beyond the van we can see some people milling around, watching our crew and craning their necks to get a look at our guest. They seem to liven up as Andy approaches with Tamsin by his side – she looks both excited and embarrassed as she sees the curious onlookers.

They pause beside the van, and give the onlookers a wave – our guest enjoying the infamy and attention… Andy confirms what they’re thinking, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she…? Then adding, as if there was any doubt. “Butchy’s going to give her the best fuck of her life… And I’m going to watch… And you… You can all wait for it to be on the telly!”

He gives his guest a gentle shove toward the van – and she climbs up out of view… “You get your kit off… We’ll be in in a minute…” And he shuts the doors behind her, then turns to his dog… “Lucky fucker! Do you know how lucky you are?”

Butchy looks up at him with a classic dumb-dog face – not a clue about how lucky he is…

Then we cut to inside the van to get a better view of just how lucky he really is – because Tamsin is undressing. She’s already down to her underwear – a red and black, satin and lace combination, bra, panties, stockings and suspenders… And she’s fine – long, smooth legs, and narrow, flat belly, and that bra is earning its money, holding back two lovely orbs of flesh… She seems oblivious to the cameras, undressing unselfconsciously, not making a show of it. Unhooking the bra, taking it off and tossing it the cab end of the van – exposing a near perfect pair of boobs, which may or may not be natural – if they’re fake she’s obviously been to the best plastic surgeon in town, and she’s selected the size perfectly – not too much.

She unhooks her stockings, pulling the panties down over her behind, half way down her thighs – then pausing the re-attach the suspenders to the stockings – and then slipping the panties off altogether.

It’s hard to imagine that any man would get bored of this… She’s stunning. Her legs are perhaps a tad too slim, her belly skinny rather than toned, but other than that – there’s nothing to complain about.

Men get bored of her? We’re left wondering just how boring a woman could be… But we’re not given much time to think about it because the door of the van opens (leading to our guest instinctively covering her boobs (but not her pussy) with both hands.

“UP!” Calls Andy, and Butchy lurches into the back of the van, dancing a little as his paws hit the hard flooring material, moving straight to our guest, who welcomes him – releasing her boobs so that she can reach out to him – her long fingers sinking into her deep black hairy coat…

Andy climbs in behind the dog and shuts the door behind him, meaning that it’s just him, his dog, and our guest in the back of the van (although there’s a cameraman and a soundman in the two front seats, kneeling on the seats and facing into the back of the van).

Tamsin relaxes and flashes us another smile, her skin smooth, her make-up perfect, not a single hair out of place – and asks, “What do we do now?”

Andy looks down at his dog, then up at his guest, and answers, “Well, typically, at this point in the show – the bitch gets on the floor and sticks her arse out so the big bad doggy can have his evil way with her… So… What do you say you ‘pretend’ to be the bitch..?” He looks almost hopeful – like he knows why we’re here, but he can’t quite believe that this rich lady is actually going to do this like all the other slappers…

She nods, then smiles, then turns away from the dog – looking back over her shoulder at him… Then carefully gets down onto her hands and knees… Stiletto heels facing back toward the beast, stockings holding tight to her legs, suspenders stretching to the sides, finding the shortest route from her thighs to the suspender belt…

And with her in position – with Andy’s mouth hanging open – the beast makes his move…

He doesn’t pause to sniff her – no introductions or foreplay – she’s here to fuck and he’s not going to disappoint her…

We can see her tensing up, bracing herself for his arrival, gritting her teeth in a half-smile of anticipation – ready – as he gets right up close behind her, then rears up for the mount – his weight landing on her back and pushing her knees and elbows down hard against the cold steel floor of the van. His front legs slide down at her sides, paws wrapping around under her, pulling back against the front of her thighs. Jamming his crotch up against her behind, twisting and bending his spine, wrapping himself around her rear to push the tip of his cock up against her waiting pussy.

He immediately begins to bang up against her cute behind, stabbing the tip of his cock between her slim thighs, bashing it against her legs, and her pussy lips… Hind-paws skipping and pushing against the floor, bending his back further, trying to angle his thrusts almost upwards between her legs… Slowing, looking like he’s thinking about what he’s doing… Trying to get it where he wants it… Where she wants it… Where we all want it…

And then…

Tamsin lets out a long, low-pitched gasp, “UUuuhhhhhhh!” – her neck suddenly looking loose, her head dropping, long straight hair forming a dark curtain over her face… And the beast begins to feverishly hammer away at her pussy.

“He’s in…” confirms our host from off camera – stating the obvious. Then adding, “Lucky bastard!”

Tamsin lifts her head a little, and one of our low-angle cameras, mounted in the floor of the van, picks up a hint of a smile flickering over her pretty features as the beast hits his stride… Pumping into her, moving from foot-to-foot as he seeks to push deeper. Like all of our dogs, he looks to give his bitch everything he’s got. His high-speed, full force action makes her open her mouth and gasp a little. Squealing a very posh sounding, “Oh Gosh!” – partly from the pleasure, partly from the aggressive energy being directed into her body… Flashing another smile, then dropping her head again, letting that hair curtain shield her from the camera, a little squeaky squeal sounding as she takes that hard pounding like a little pro…

We cut to a body-level, side-angle – get a perfect view of her slim profile, shins on the floor of the van, right angle at the knee to upright thighs (her stockings have already worn/ripped at one knee), right-angle at the hips to her slim body running parallel to the floor, amazing fist-sized, round boobs hanging down under her, jiggling a little as the beast pummels her. Arms straight down from her shoulders.

Her head is still down, arms shaking as she struggles to support herself, and that long curtain of dark hair shimmers as the dog continues to pummel her. Quiet gasps and whines, broken words… “Uh.. Mnnn.. Ah! Nnnnn…”

Andy is bent forward, trying to get a view of her face as his dog pounds her… He really likes the way she looks, and he doesn’t want to miss a thing…

Neither do we – cutting down behind the action, looking up between the dog’s hairy legs, and his bitch’s smooth stocking clad legs, watching as the length of his cock slips and slides in and out of her wet snatch… The pussy lips being pulled around by the fast-moving flesh… We get a much better view of this end, than we’ve been getting of her face!

We can’t see her reaction – but we can still hear it… The continued quiet gasping, moaning, always posh sounds, “Oh… Oo-ahh… YYaaahh!”

“Take it!” Orders Andy – sounding more encouraging, and less aggressively dismissive than he usually does, as his guest gasps through the action.

The dirty deed only takes half a minute… The big dog pumping furiously into this hot slut… Her gasping through it all until he comes to a sudden halt…

We show it from each side of the van, and from the driver’s seat looking into the back, and from infront of the rear doors – all remote cameras… And close-ups of the doggy dick in the perfect pussy, hand-held by Andy… Extending the action out well over two minutes.

Tamsin holds position on her hands and knees, the dog on her back, his front paws gripping her narrow waist… He’s not pumping, but he’s still shifting around behind and on top of her – making sure he holds position. Her firm tits shake – partly from his movement, partly from her nerves… She’s got her head up, flipping her long hair over her head and giving us a confident smile. Babbling, “Oooh, I can’t believe thiiiiis… He’s sooooo biiggg…!”

We cut to the low shot, Andy’s hand-held camera, shooting up between their legs – his hairy and muscular, hers immaculately shaved and slim… Her pussy looking wrecked… Lips spread, hanging loose around the knot that’s half-way into her…

Tamsin is still moaning her approval, the knot not seeming to bother her too much. “OOooohhh, yaaaahhhhh… That’s soooooo goood!”

“Can you feel it?” Asks Andy from behind the camera.

“Yaaaahhhh… I can feel him cumming in my pusssaaaayyyyy!”

We cut back to a face – a self-satisfied smile… Still beautiful… Not bothered by the not, not even struggling with it… We have to wonder what she usually does to her pussy for her to find this so easy… She’s managing to look cool – even classy, even with the dog on her back… With canine cum being shot into her pussy.

We cut to a sideview, and get a perfect profile shot… She’s so slim – her flesh so smooth (other than a few pink scratches on her hips and thighs… A small ladder in the thigh of her stocking… The knee ripped on the other leg.

On her back, the dog looks exhausted, slumped on her, still tensing his thighs, and leaning into her – determined to fill her cunt with everything he can pump from his balls.

Andy shuffles a little closer, placing his hand on the base of his dog’s back, and giving him a little shove – rocking his rear end toward the posh slut… Moving that big cock inside her… Making her gasp, turning her head toward him, and offering a smile of approval…

She lifts a hand from the metal floor, and hooks her hair back over her head so we can see her face clearly – looking from Andy to our side camera. Smiling to the viewers at home, pursing her lips and blowing a kiss – she has no shame…

She arches her back a little, tensing muscles throughout her body, then relaxing – allowing our host to continue rocking the big dog against her… He reaches down under the dog between their legs, and places his GoPro camera on the floor of the van between her knees…

We switch to that camera and watch as he brings his hand up to her pussy and begins to rub at her clit… Finger-tips gently moving around that little triangle of open-clit-hood, strained pussy lips, and the base of the dog’s cock… His knot inside…

Our guest gasps her approval, “Oh faaahhrrkk!” – she likes that!

Andy continues fingering her clit whilst pushing rocking his dog’s hindquarters against her, the cock into her… The twin motions evidently feeling very good to her as she continues to swear in that rich upper class tone of hers. “Oooooo Gohhhhhhdddd!” Pause, licking her lips, “Oooohh that’s lovely… Keep doing that…”

Andy would normally react to such a request by stopping and calling his guest a filthy slut, or similar – but on this occasion he’s clearly still quite enamoured of the pretty brunette… And he says nothing – just does as he’s told and keeps working her pussy.

We cut to a close-up of her face – glowing and sweaty, with an open-mouthed smile as she revels in the fingering, and the movement of the dog against her behind, the feeling of his cock moving inside her… Enjoying the throbbing of the ugly knot in her pussy, the feeling of the warm cum being shot into her belly…

We cut back to Andy’s GoPro, sitting on the floor between her knees, looking up at her stretched out cunt… Noting a few drops of cum, slowly leaking out from around that knot and dripping down toward us, barely missing the camera. Down here her voice is muffled, but we can still hear her moaning, “Yes… Yes… Pleeeaaase, yes… More…”

We watch a little longer, the cock pumping in her pussy each time Andy shoves the dogs back, his fingers working her clit… Rubbing in little circles, driving her on… The thrill and pain combining to drive her crazy…

Into a wide shot again – or as close as we can have to a wide shot in this tight space… Andy kneeling behind his dog and the beautiful bitch… Pushing them together and reaching down between her thighs to finger her. Her breathing harder and harder, her head up, tossing it back, her long hair flying back… “Oh yeeeaaahhhssss…”

Andy leaning in, intent on getting the job done – keen to impress his new ‘friend’… Moving his hand fast, rubbing her clit… “Come on… You can do it… Come on… Cum for Andy… Cum for me…” He seems to be saying it as much for his benefit as for her… But it’s working… “Cum on my dog’s fucking cock!”

Her breathing speeding up, her mouth widening, her eyes closing… Head dropping… She begins to shake… And then, she’s moaning, “OOooooOOOAAAAHHHHH… OOOOOHHH GGGAAAWWWDDD… OOOOOOOHHH AAAAAAHHHHH!” Lifting her head with a look of wonder on her face. ‘I’m cumming… I’m cumming…”

Down to a low angle again to see Andy’s finger an absolute blur on her clit, the dog’s knot still filling out her pussy… We can hear Andy urging her on, “Cum for me, Tammy… Cum my dog’s cock…”

She is… Shaking and gasping… Losing control, her arms giving way, squashing her lovely tits against the cold metal floor of the van. The side of her face down to, her cheek against the dirty floor. Her mouth open, still gasping… Shivering… Sweaty… “OOoooohhh Gaaaahhhddd! Stop… STOP! STOP! STOPPPP!!” – and reaching down between her legs to push Andy’s hand away, then holding her hand over her pussy to guard herself.

Our host back away, looking quietly happy with himself for playing a major part in our guest’s orgasm. He moves to the bench seat at the side of the van and sits back to watch his beautiful bitch go through the remainder of the tie.

We watch with him – in a wide shot… Watching as she remains, face to the floor, tits to the floor, arse in the air, German Shepherd on her back – his cock buried inside her – her stocking ruined. The beast breathing almost as hard as she is – and twice as fast. Panting like crazy, and we can’t blame him.

She moans, “Oh Gawd… Oh Gaaahhd…” over and over throughout the tie. Still shivering… Occasionally moving her hips a little, drawing more pleasure from the knot buried inside her. Above her, the dog shifts slightly, repositioning himself, slowly easing to the side and back… The slowest dismount in history.

The volume of her “Oh Gawd Oh Gawd… OOOoHHHH GGGAAAHHHDDD!” rising… Andy slipping forward from the bench to take a knee beside her head, stroking her long hair, moving it from her face so we can see the strained expression. He likes her – but he still wants us to share in her pain. “It’s okay… Breathe through it… Breathe…”

We’re down to the low angle again, watching as the movement of the dog stretches the base of his cock away from her, pulling the knot slowly backwards from her pussy lips – stretching them apart, pulling them outwards… Hearing her louder and louder moans…

It takes a few seconds, everything stretching wider and wider – painfully slow… Painful for viewers, waiting for it to pop… Painful for Tamsin, being stretched… And then, just as we think it will never happen, it pops out – knot first, then the shaft, slithering out, cum dribbling around and after it.

She slumps forward even harder against her perfect boobs – mouth open, gasping as she recovers her senses…

The dog lowers his head and begins to slop his tongue over her pussy, cleaning up that cum as it drips from her wet pussy lips…. She holds position, knees on the hard flooring, arse in the air, pussy back between her thighs as the dog licks… Breathing hard, gasping, making a cute, happy, sighing noise…

Andy strokes her hair back from her ear, and leans forward to whisper that most wonderful sweet nothing into it… The most romantic thing he can offer the beautiful woman… “Did you want to suck ma dog’s cock?”

And then we cut to something a lot less beautiful… The back end of the dog, with Andy holding it by the tail, raising it to give our slimline slut access to Bucky’s cock, which she has already pulled back between his hindlegs.

She begins to lean in to start sucking, and has to alter the angle of her head to avoid his tail – so Andy, being helpful, pulls the tail a little higher, really exposing Bucky’s arsehole… Still big and brown and puckering… And she pauses, looking at it… And in the poshest voice of all asks, “Can I lick your dog’s bottom?”

Andy looks like he’s in love… What a slut! “Of course… You can do whatever you want to him…”

Tamsin leans in, poking her tongue out, and almost casually begins to flick it over the arsehole. Smiling as she’s doing it… Making eye contact with our host, then moving an inch closer to the dog’s behind, lining her tongue up so that she can stick it into his arsehole, probing between the swollen, flared edges of the hole… Wriggling her tongue for a few seconds, just to make sure she’s really done it! Then pulls back, giggling at what she’s done… And switching down to his cock… Holding it up to her mouth and wrapping her pretty lips around it, quickly sucking it in deep… Like she’s wasted time licking his arse, and needs to hurry up with the sucking…

“Ohhh, that’s beautiful…” Sighs Andy. “You’re a lucky boy, Bucky!”

The dog stands still infront of her, allowing her to suck his cock – but not looking like he cares that much as her head bounces back and forth behind his arse. His cock sinking deep to the back of her mouth, then sliding out again… The shaft long, fat, hard and wet… Saliva and cum making it slick as she works it like an expert.

Sucking for a minute before pulling away again, pulling the cock out of her mouth and leaning back into his butt – spitting cum onto it, then kissing the wet arse rather than licking it, pursed lips against a puckered hole. Holding there for a moment, trying not to laugh… Then back to the cock, licking along the top, then along the side and back to the tip, which she takes between her lips again and starts sucking… Getting increasingly wet… More saliva and cum runs over her lips, dribbling down her chin and hanging in thin strands…

Each time she pulls her face back from the dogs behind we can see more saliva, cum and God-knows-what-else on her face – her beautiful features sloppy, her dirty look getting sexier by the minute.

Then she’s back on the job – her face up behind the beast, licking the arse – then sucking the dog… Her head moving up and down, forward and back, her lips dragging along the shaft, then her tongue running over her puckered and pulsing arsehole… More drool dangling from her lips as she works.

Her hands on the floor of the van, leaning her whole body into the act – turning her head to the side, without stopping, and looking up at Andy with a wicked glint in her eye, almost smiling around the shaft as she sucks.

Andy’s sitting forward on the side bench of the van – leaning in to watch, loving the look of all that gooey mess on this posh slut… Reaching out to stroke her long hair away from her face, improving the view. Clearly enjoying that view more than we’ve seen him enjoy anything before. He looks smitten.

Looking right back at him, Tamsin slowly pulls her head backwards – drawing her lips along the fat shaft one last time, and then letting the dog’s big cock fall away from her mouth, a long line of slobber stretching, then snapping back to her chin and neck as it swings back under his belly. She smiles up at Andy, moving her lips a little to let more of that drool spill down her chin.

“I think he’s had enough for today…” Her very posh accent sounds completely at odds with the performance she’s just given… “But… I might have a little more to give…” She raises an eyebrow at her host, “Did you want me to do this,” (she flicks her eyes to the dog’s rear end), “To you…” (she looks back at Andy.

There’s a short pause, then our Scottish host switches from lovestruck puppy, to standard Andy, his trademark sour faced sneer returning, “Why the fuck would I want to let a dirty dog’s arse licking, sloppy faced English cunt, touch me?”

His question, and the tone of his voice, clearly taking our guest by surprise. He continues, “It was what you were doing to ma boy, Butchy, that I was lovin’, not you, ya dirty whore!”

She looks a little hurt – let down… Pouting slightly, then turns to look at the dog, who has turned around and is coming back face-to-face with her, slopping his tongue out – licking the air between them… Then slopping it over her whole face, cleaning all the gooey mess off her cheeks, her chin, her lips, her neck… With her smiling throughout, still looking up at Andy as he repeats, “Dirty fucking dog’s-arse licking, cock-sucking, posh Southern slut… Open wide, let him clean your mouth out, cunt!”

She does as she’s told, opening her mouth to let the dog lick inside, allowing him to go deep enough to make her gag, and then pulling back to cough, more phlegm escaping and running down her soaked chin… Then letting the dog move in again to clean up a second time…

We cut away to Andy, watching him watch her, and realise that yes – it’s the dog having fun that is making him happy, not this beautiful brunette… And for a change – we fade out on the face of our host rather than our slut-of-the-week.

We fade back in on a shot of the big dog, lying on his front, head up, mouth open, tongue hanging out – looking dead ahead… Then move to see where he’s looking – and we see Tamsin’s stilettos… Then move up her stockinged legs, bent as she sits, knees apart, on the little bench at the side of the van… There are ladders and a ripped knee in her stockings, above the stocking scratched thighs, a well fucked looking pussy, and little criss-cross scrapes and welts across her hips and belly… Up further to the perfect boobs, nipples still hard and pointed… Then up to her face – and she still looks like a million pounds… Well, the make-up is a little smeared, and there’s a little sweat… So maybe only a million dollars!

Having taking the full tour of her post-fuck body, we pull back to see Andy sitting beside her, looking completely unimpressed. He raises his microphone slowly, as if she’s not even worth talking to.

“Well then, missy…” He sighs. “What a filthy, filthy cunt you are…”

She’s a little off balance, not sure where his attitude is coming from. He was so nice before the fuck…

He continues, “I’m very jealous of my boy here for getting to fuck a lady like you… Because you really are gorgeous…”

She looks even more confused, and allows him to continue, “The thing is, I can understand why men leave you…” Now she wants to hear his theory… “Because… You see… You’re just too easy. You fuck my dog, and then you straight away offer to fuck me… As if I’m that desperate…”

He pauses, looking at her, then up into the camera, then back at her… She looks bewildered.

He continues, finally asking a question. “So… Are you proud of yourself?”

Our guest is a little raffled by his change of attitude, but now gets her chance to speak. “Yes… Yes, I am… I wanted to show I could do anything – and that it wasn’t about how I look… It was about me…”

She’s going to continue, but Andy talks over the top of her again, “You wanted to be a slut, and fuck a dog, and you did… And despite what you think you showed… All you really did was give all the ladies and gentlemen at home a great show – watching a stunning lady get fucked by a big dog… And if you’d been chubby, spotty and ginger, Butchy might have fucked you – but no-one would have been half as interested… As it is, clips from the show are going to go viral, because you’re soooo fucking hot!”

She half blushes, half smiles. Through the abuse, Andy’s clear appreciation of her looks – no matter how he tries to deny it – continues to shine.

“Like I say… I’m jealous of my boy… But I wouldn’t follow him… I wouldn’t fuck you if you begged… My only regret is that I wish I’d brought Bucky down here as well… Let the two of them at you…”

He pauses, watching as her breathing speeds up and she fights a smile, which appears to disgust (and excite) our host even more. “Look at you… Look at that… You filthy, filthy, cunt… You want them both, don’t you? Fucking English slut!”

He pauses, looking from his guest to the floor, to Butchy, to the viewers at home, then lifting the microphone again and turning to the posh woman… Asking, resignedly, as if it’s hard work, “Would you like to come up to Motherwell… And have a session with BOTH my boys? Would that make the little duchess happy?”

She’s still not sure if he’s making a serious offer, or just readying more abuse. After a moment she nods, “Yes… Please… I’d like that… I’d like that a lot.”

Andy looks at her for another second, then turns to the camera, “Ladies and gentlemen… I’m jealous of my boy for fucking her… And now you’re going to be jealous of me – because I’m taking this posh slut all the way back to Scotland to fuck both my dogs – and there won’t be any cameras!”

He smiles, then turns to his guest, “Say ‘goodnight’ slut.”

Tamsin looks into the camera, speaking to all of our loyal viewers, and says, “Goodnight, slut!” – and we cut to the outside of the van. Andy slamming the doors shut. There’s no sign of his dog or his guest.

There’s still a few on-lookers waiting in the carpark – hoping to catch sight of the post-dog slut… Andy ignores them and talks to our camera as he walks around the side of the van.

“Well, it appears that’s all we’ve got time for this week… I’ve got a long drive ahead of me, and a late night after that I’m sure… We’ve once again proved that it takes all sorts to make up ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, and that deep down, all our guests really want is to show the world that they’re nasty sluts…”

He reaches the driver’s side door and opens it. “Our All-American dog-whore will be here next week – and she’s another one who just loves to show the world what a slut she is… She’ll have yet another dirty slut, doing slutty stuff… In the mean-time, and I do mean ‘mean’… I’ll take this posh pervert up north, and show her the meaning of being a dogslut!”

He climbs into the cab and takes hold of the door handle, ready to pull it shut – then looks out toward us again. “And yes… I’ll be baws deep in her before the night is out! But she’ll have to beg first!” – and on that note the portly Prince of Scotland pulls the door shut and we cut to black to end another episode.

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of high street shops… Then a mall… And then more store-fronts… We’ve been in malls before, we’ll visit them again – ladies work in shops, and ladies love to shop…

The screen fills with a caption that tells us we are in “KETTERING, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades as we come up infront of the store front that dreams, nightmares and (apparently) some fantasies are made of…

“Bugtopia” – a store that highlights, educates, and sells insects… The window filled with cartoonish images of friendly bugs, with a couple of clear panels displaying large cases of live insects, crawling around over one another, trying to climb the sheer glass sides.

We move to the entrance and look inside… Again, it’s brightly lit and friendly, but filled with displays of models and graphics of insects, and more cases of live insects… There aren’t many customers, it’s not a business that gets a lot of foot traffic (ironic as every creature they sell here has at least six of them).

And then, stepping out from the back of the store, walking toward camera, our host…

Long brunette hair falls in ringlets down over her shoulders, the ends brushing the top of her bolt-on tits, which are pushed up and forward inside a tight white PVC jacket. She’s pretty, and we know she’s perverted… It’s our own Renae Russell. She continues toward us, introducing the show in that high-pitched, squeaky, over-excited tone that’s become as much of a trademark as those fake tits…

“Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, my name’s Renae Russell, and I’m here in Kettering, in the midlands…” She moves infront of a particularly large display case, filled with dozens of slow moving, long-legged cockroaches – we can tell from her expression that she isn’t overly comfortable around them (even with the glass separating her from them). She continues talking, “Whilst most of our guests are turned on by animals with big cocks… This week’s guest isn’t interested in their cocks at all… She’s interested in… This…” She indicates the bugs – her face telling a little internal horror story, “It’s an obsession that even I don’t understand… But here in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, we don’t discriminate against people we don’t understand… We embrace them…”

We cut across the store and see an attractive looking, pale-skinned middle-aged woman in a smart black blouse and pants combination… She’s average height, and slim, with a shock of almost certainly bleach-blonde hair cut in a style that looks about 20 years too young for her. She’s definitely rebelling against her age. She’s standing next to a large display of stick-insects, leaning in close to the glass, her face right infront of a large specimen… Tapping the tank with a thin finger, long nail clicking on the glass, trying to make it move. Lips parting to reveal a large gap between her front teeth, and breathing hard as it moves… Just watching this giant bug walk is clearly turning her on. And whilst we watch, we hear her introducing herself in voice-over… Her accent is crisp, confident, and has a distinct Australian twang.

“Hello… My name is Agnes McCracken – I’m a 53-year-old from Kettering in the East Midlands… Originally from New South Wales in Australia… And I love bugs!”

We cut to a shot of Agnes standing across from Renae, with a tank of large centipedes between them. They talk to each other, both casting glances down into the tank. Agnes’s looks are punctuated with heavy breaths, like she’s turned on by what she’s saying and what they are discussing… Meanwhile, Renae’s downward glances are short, and filled with something like fear, or possibly disgust.

Our host masks her feelings as best she can, enthusiastically asking her guest to, “Tell me a little bit about this ‘love’ for bugs..”

Agnes bubbles, almost over-excited, “It’s strange, I know… I don’t know what it’s about really… I grew up in Australia, and I remember playing with bugs when I was a kid… But never, like ‘this’… So I’ve always been more confident with them than most… But as a sexual thing, the first I knew about it – my first memory, is watching ‘Fear Factor’ and watching when they would make a contestant eat a bug, a live bug… It, I don’t know, it would disgust most people, but I noticed that I just got excited watching people getting ready – the whole build-up to the first bite… Watching them pick it up, get ready, build up the courage… Then the bite, then the chew… They are pulling faces like they are disgusted… But I was so turned on by it all…”

“You want to eat bugs? That’s not something we really do here…”

“No… That was the start of it… But it was the handling of the bugs that turned me on… The ‘intimacy’ of it… I imagined having them inside me, but still alive… Moving around. In me… On me… Walking on my flesh…”

“And why do it on television?” Renae checks.

“It’s simple really… It’s not something I want to do on my own… I want professional help – and I didn’t know where else to turn. It’s not something you can put in a classified ad – wanted, someone to stuff my mouth and pussy with live bugs…” She lets out a little laugh, that gap between her teeth on full view, whilst Renae looks ready to vomit. Agnes ignores (or doesn’t notice) the disgust, and adds, “I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist anyway, so being naked on camera doesn’t bother me at all…”

Renae doesn’t speak, unusually for her, she’s a little lost for words… Our guest fills the silence by adding, “I have absolutely no idea why it excites me, but bloody hell, just seeing them crawl around in there – makes me tingle all over… I really can’t wait… I don’t know if it will get me off… Or if I’ll want to stop as soon as it becomes real, but the fantasy is so powerful…”

She looks down into the insect tank again, and we pan down to watch that giant stick insect wobbling around on its long legs as it moves along a bit of wood…

Then we cut to a shot of the front of the store as the roller shutter is closed quickly and noisily. The man closing it is clearly in store uniform, but his face is blurred out to protect his identity – management don’t know we’re here.

Then we’re back in the store, watching as Agnes moves around infront of various displays, pointing at different bugs and asking our anonymous staff member, “Can I have a couple of those…” or “Would that be possible?” – we don’t see exactly what she’s looking at in any of these shots, and we don’t hear the staff members replies – but we can see the disgusted look on Renae’s face as she keeps an eye of proceedings… The last thing we hear is our guest’s reaction to a particular display, “Ooooh myyyy Gaaaahhddd… I can imagine that walking around on me… Oooohhh… That would be soooooo sexy!”

And then we cut to a shot of her standing in the middle of the shop floor, untucking her blouse, then unbuttoning it, letting it open up to show off cleavage held together by a push-up bra. More pale flesh – boobs and belly. Then slipping the top off and throwing it behind her, out of shot.

She pauses to let us take in her body, and smiles again, showing off the gap between her teeth and those sparkly eyes…

Then she’s unhooking and unzipping her pants, the top suddenly easily able to drop down over her hips, revealing black panties that match her bra. She peels the legs of the trousers off her feet without removing her high heeled shoes – and then stands there, stripped to bra and panties and looking good for close-to-sixty. The black underwear gives sharp relief to the white of her flesh and the bleach blonde hair.

She casts a look toward the counter to her side – which is currently covered with boxes of bugs, that careful selection she put together earlier with our anonymous staff-member. She runs her hand over the top of several boxes… And we hear her whispering, “I can’t wait…” as she thinks about what she’s about to do…

Cut to a shot of her hooking her bra straps off her shoulders, then pulling the cups off her soft tits, and shimmying the bra down off her chest, to her waist, where she can turn it around and unhook it without having to stretch her arms. Without the bra to support them, her breasts are surprisingly perky. Not full or firm, but not overly droopy either.

She idly runs her long nails around her nipples, giving them a little pinch as she continues to study the bugs… Moving along the line, then turns to our cameras again and declares that, “I’m ready… I’m sooooo bloody ready!” as she hurries to pull her panties down her legs and off one foot at a time. Smiling the whole time, giddy with excitement – then straightening up to give us a full frontal – showing off her slim body and thick pubic bush (she’s not overly hairy, quite well tended to, just thick in the middle).

We cut to another room… It’s inferred by Agnes’s strip that we’re still in the shop, but we’ve actually relocated to the home of our Bugtopia employee – to a room he uses with his partner… She’s also present, although we never see her properly as she is also keen to protect her anonymity.

On the floor there’s a large glass tank, designed to house stick insects or snakes, but usually used by the girlfriend – it’s large enough for a fully grown woman to lay down inside…

Right now, our guest is stepping into that tank, nervous that the base might break under foot (it won’t), as she readies herself… She crouches down, taking hold of the thick glass sides, and then drops into a seated position, looking excited about what’s about to happen…

We cut to a shot looking into a plastic cup, a close-up of the contents, half a dozen brown and black creatures, each of them around 5cm long, with easy to see heads, long antennae, their six legs all in the front half of their bodies, then a long abdomen with a nasty looking split tail/pair of pincers at the rear.

We hear Renae asking, “What do we have here?”

The Bugtopia employee, staying off camera, sounding a little nervous, tells us that, “This is Titanilabis Colossea… It’s an Australian Earwig… And the largest member of the earwig family… And my partner is very keen on them…”

We cut to a wider shot as Renae turns around with the cup in her hand, holding it away from her body as she carries it carefully over to our aging blonde guest in the tank of the floor – now laid flat on her back, with her arms down by her sides. She’s already breathing hard and we haven’t even started yet…

“So… An Australian Earwig, for our Australian whore… You should feel right at home…” Jokes Renae – before checking, “Are you ready?” as her dimples popping as she manages an encouraging smile.

“Oooh yes, I’m very ready…” Smiles our gap-toothed guest, “Let’s do this!”

We close in on the cup as Renae reaches into the tank, tipping it carefully over the older woman’s chest, shaking it slightly until the large earwigs begin to fall out, landing on the inner curves of her guest’s chest, in the gap between them…

Agnes gasps and arches her back a little as the bugs land and begin to run around. Our host reaches in with the cup, using its edge to push the dark earwigs back before they can run off the edge of the body (she wouldn’t dream of touching them herself – Renae, it turns out, does have her limits).

As they run around, little legs prickling our guest’s sensitive skin, she writhes a little and lets out little nervous, excited noises… “Ahhh.. Uuuhhh.. Mmmm…” – biting her bottom lip as her fantasy quickly becomes reality.

We note that whilst five of the bugs are in a hurry to get off her, one of them has crawled into the crease under her breast and looks quite happy to stay there, its antennae wiggling around.

One of the bugs heads up to her neck, and disappears into her hair – another heads south and finds a spot to hide on the edge of her thick pubic hair… The others continue to run around on her chest and belly, with Renae using the cup to prod at them.

“OOOhhhh… Tickles…” Gasps our guest, adding, “I love it!” in case we hadn’t guessed.

We watch as the other bugs scuttle over her belly, two heading to the side and dropping off to the glass below… The third being steered around with the edge of the cup until it finds its way to her belly button – which seems to interest it at first… Making her laugh more as its sharp little feet tickle her sensitive flesh.

She sighs, “OOohhhh… Woww…”, then squeals, “So pricklyyyyy!”

Our bug expert reaches in from beside Renae to flick the bugs out from under our guest, partly so she doesn’t squash them, and partly so he can pick them up and drop them on her boobs again (he doesn’t have any problem handling them), which makes her arch her back and giggle again.

From off camera, our host’s squeaky voice asks, “How does it feel?” – and the older woman gives us another wide-mouthed, gap-toothed smile, “It’s noooooiiiiice!”

Renae follows up with, “Do you want some more..?” – and the answer, of course, is, “YYeeeaaaasss, pleeeaaase!”

We cut away from her slim body to look at something even slimmer… Moving slowly over our expert’s palm – a 15cm long, spindly, strange looking stick insect… We can see tiny little dents in his skin where each of the bug’s pointed feet is resting, indicating that it’s got a little weight to it despite how thin it is. As our expert introduces it to us, he moves his hands infront of it so it can walking slowly from one to the next.

“This little beauty is Eurycnema Goliath… The Goliath Stick Insect… This particular one is called Simon, and he’s our personal pet… He’s not a disposable little critter we just use for fun… But my partner does loves to let him walk around on her… He’s very delicate so you have to be very careful with him!”

There’s a look of pure anticipation on Agnes’s face as the bug is brought over to her, our expert resting the back of his hand on her thigh so that the big insect can step off onto her leg… At first contact we see our guest jerk a little, his feet sending wild feelings through her body.

“Ooooooohh wwwoooowwwwww!” Gasps the aging blonde. Propping herself up a little so she can watch the creature walking slowly up her thigh, then anticlimactically stepping over her pussy and moving slowly over her shivering belly toward her quivering boobs. The earwigs are still moving around on her flesh (except the one that is still snuggled in the crease under her left tit who stays where he’s happy).

Agnes gasps with each little footstep, the gap-toothed smile never leaving her face.

“How’s that?” Asks Renae from off camera.

“I love it…” Confirms our guest, taking an extra big gasp/moan as the stick insect reaches out with one of his long front legs and pushes his little pointed foot down onto one of her soft breasts, stepping forward onto it, literally climbing the flesh like a little hill and setting himself there on the peak – apparently happy with this slightly raised position.

Agnes bites her lip, looking right at him… “MMmmmmm… That’s wild… I love it!”

Our expert reaches in and gives his pet just the slightest touch on the side, and almost as if its been trained, the bug begins to move again, sideways this time, away from our expert’s finger, stepping off the tit into our guest’s cleavage, making her shiver a little, then stepping up onto the other breast, making her arch her back a little and gasp.

“You have really sensitive boobs there…” Notes Renae, reaching in to gently pinch and ‘wobble’ the other boob, and not getting the same reaction the bug did…

Agnes looks up at our camera, almost apologetically explaining herself, “It’s not that they are over-sensitive, it’s just the, ah – intimacy – of such a big bloody bug is driving me mad! I can feel every bloody footstep… MMmnnnnn…”

Our expert gives his pet another little prod, and it begins to walk off her boob and up her chest, raising her level of excitement as it approaches her chin. She switches from looking down at it and gasping, to looking just a little nervous, closing her mouth and raising her jaw, evidently not too keen to have it that close to her face – but doing nothing to stop it.

We watch her moving around on her back, reacting to the bug as it approaches her face… Her hands coming up to her tits, feeling around to make sure she’s not squashing an earwig, then squeezing the fleshy mounds – drawing a little more pleasure from the situation… As she moves her boobs, the earwig that had been in the under-fold scuttles across her ribcage… Meanwhile, she has snaked a hand down over her belly, brushing against the earwig in her pubic hair, making him shuffle away deeper into the thick bush… She brings her fingers down to her pussy and begins to run her finger up and down her labia and over her clit. Moaning again…

The moan being more of a hum, her lips tight together, as the bug steps up onto the side of her face, heading toward her long hair, his sharp little feet catch in the blonde mass, and he comes to a halt on the side of her head – his one free front leg up in the air, probing around and occasionally tapping against her cheek… Each touch making her gasp/whimper a little, fighting a smile the whole time.

We hold on the image for a little while, noting the combination of discomfort and pleasure. The way our guest is arching her back, breathing hard through her nose, her lips tight together… One hand between her legs, rubbing her clit, the other on one of her tits, squeezing, fingers moving to her nipple, pinching and pulling on it…

It’s not enough that she’s got a stick insect on her head, and still has a couple of big earwigs hiding next to her boobs and her pussy… Our expert is back with another couple of friends for her…

Millipedes… Big ones… Ugly and strange – they are around ten inches long, and black, with a mess of little legs are moving around as they try to walk despite his gentle grip – their whole bodies twisting and turning as they move.

He notes that, “You were particularly interested in these chaps…” as he moves beside her and drops to one knee beside the glass case.

“These are Archispirostreptus Gigas… They’re from Africa… Not poisonous… Not dangerous… Just very very tickly…”

She moves her hands off her own body and raises her head carefully, trying not to disturb the stick insect on her head, but desperate to see what’s about to be placed on her next… Her eyes widen, we can see the excitement on her face…

Our expert lowers the black millipedes down toward her body, and carefully places them on her flesh – one on her belly, making her shiver a little, then gasp as it begins to walk; then drapes the other one over one of her boobs… Letting its front touch down first, and walk itself onto her soft tit… Straight over her erect nipple, hundreds of little legs rippling over it – making her arch her back and gasp, “Oooohh… Woowwwww!”

The two large bugs move around her torso – one head from her belly down toward her pussy, the other walking around in a circle, winding its way down from the top of her tit to her chest, then pausing between her tits, sitting on her sternum as she continues breathing hard…

As she lays there, tensing her belly, writhing a little – clearly getting off on the way those millipedes are moving around – hundreds of little feet tickling her flesh – our bug expert reaches into her hair and carefully picks the stick insect off her… Long white/blonde hairs sticking to its little feet but falling away as the bug is removed.

With her head clear, her face ‘safe’, Agnes is able to relax a little more, her head up, and opening her mouth so she can breathe a little easier as the thick bugs move around her belly and chest, moving as low as her pubic hair, but not showing any interest in going any lower. “OOoohhh God… OOoohh wwoww…”

We watch this for a little while again… Once more, there’s not much actually happening – so it’s more about watching Agnes – watching her reaction each time the millipedes move, the way she rolls her hips, touching her tits, pinches her nipples, reaches down to touch the bugs, prodding them to make them move a little more.

Renae prompts her, “Is this everything you ever fantasized about..?”

Our guest breaths hard, still shuffling and twisting around under the bugs… Moaning a little… “Mmmmmm… It’s amazing… But… Aaaaahhhmmmm…” She writhes a little more, then continues, almost asking it rather than saying it, “Inside..?”

We pause, then cut to a new angle – Agnes still in the glass box, but she’s now resting on her shoulders, with her feet down, pushing her pussy up into the air – her legs spread, pussy fully exposed… The millipedes are still on her body, but with her pussy raised, they’ve slipped down toward her boobs. Renae is kneeling at the foot of the box, slipping the business end of a metal speculum into her guest’s pussy and then carefully winding it open, spreading her pussy open, wider and wider, revealing more and more of the wet pink inner lining. We move in for a close-up – looking right inside in a super-close-up… It looks soft and moist and welcoming…

We hear our expert’s voice again, “These… Are Macropanesthia Rhinoceros…”

Agnes gasps “Rhoniceros…” – we can tell she understands that this means it’s going to be big…

“Better known as, the Queensland Giant Cockroach…” We cut to a shot of the inside of a plastic bucket which appears to be around a quarter full of dark brown cockroaches… Mean looking, big fuckers – with long spiny legs. The expert continues, “Or the Rhinoceros Cockroach… Or ‘the Giant Burrowing Cockroach’… And I can assure you, these chaps love to find a nice moist hole they can crawl into…”

These things are ugly – maybe 8 cm long, about 5 cm across. Brown bodies serrated, long legs moving as they crawl around over each other, trying to burrow down under the others at the edge of the bucket.

We follow the expert as he moves the bucket our guest, who is so excited that she’s almost hyperventilating.

Renae sounds somewhere between disgusted and horrified as she asks, “Are you sure you want this?” – but the look on the Australian’s face says it all – a smile, a nod, a “yes please”…

And our expert slowly tips the contents of the bucket onto Agnes, the large cockroaches falling one after another, onto her inner thighs, her pussy, down to her belly, falling to her tits, between her tits, up her chest to her neck, under her chin… She squeals as they begin to hit her – they sound heavy, and there’s so many of them… But she’s still smiling, and gasping, breathing so hard, looking so excited…

Even as she continues to hold her pelvis up, she’s writhing as all these insects are poured over her… More than a hundred of them… It’s overkill…

Bugs on her body, walking around on her skin, trying to bury themselves in the folds of her under-boob, or into the rolls of her belly (which is not fat, but is folding as she bends her body to keep her pelvis upright), others crawling to the side to fall off her body, then moving under her back, trapped between flesh and glass.

There are already a couple of these big bugs inside her pussy, sitting deep inside, moving around, little legs scraping against her inner flesh as they try to push deeper into her hole, pushing down to her cervix…

We cut to see Agnes’s reaction, jerking a little, her breath catching, her eyes rolling back she seems to be on the edge of an orgasm.

Back to her pussy, a slightly wider shot, watching two more roaches on her crotch, one on the lip of the speculum, on the edge of her pussy… The seems to be buried between the outside of the speculum and her clit, his legs moving as he tries to push deeper – we suspect this is the sensation that’s putting Agnes close to going over the top…

We see a finger reaching in, bright red nail polish confirming that it’s Renae rather than our bug expert. She doesn’t like bugs, but she can’t resist this opportunity… Flicking the side of the bug on the edge of the pussy, then flicking it again and it falls into the Australian’s cunt, which forces another grunted gasp out of her.

Then moving in for another close up, watching the new arrival trying to tunnel down under the two bugs that are already in there.

Each time a bug moves in her, Agnes twists and gasps, bucking a little… “OOoohhhh… Mmmmmm…”

We cut to a wider shot again, watching the aging blonde writhing a little, shaking as she tries to keep her pelvis raised, cockroaches all over the glass beneath her, plenty more still on her belly, bunched up under her boobs, on her neck under her chin, in her hair, holding onto her arms, on the back of her hands… As well as those three inside her pussy. The millipedes are still sitting on her body as well, eagle-eyed viewers will notice that one of the ear-wigs is doggedly holding on within her pubic hair too.

The whole time we’re watching Agnes and her little friends, she seems to be on the edge of that long-awaited climax – shaking, sweating, writhing…

Renae leans in to ask, “Are you cumming?”

“Close… OOoohhhhh… Mmmmmmm… Close…” Confirms the Aussie, holding as still as she can, not wanting to interfere with these sensations.

We hear Renae asking our expert, “Can you put that… There?” – but we can’t see what she’s pointing at. We hear him say he can… And after a few seconds he reaches in and carefully picks up on of the millipedes – moving it from her chest down to her pussy, carefully dangling it over her wide-open snatch… Lowering it, trying to get the head of the black creature into the hole… It’s tricky, but he won’t force it… Each time he gets close, the millipede begins walking it’s front end around the rim of her pussy rather than going inside like we want…

Each attempt to walk away tickles and thrills our guest – but the bug expert isn’t giving up… We’re guessing he’s done this before, because he patiently repeats the process half a dozen times until he manages to thread the bug into her cunt, and once the end is in, her lowers the rest so than around five inches of the millipede is inside, then he releases it… Half-in, half-out, it immediately begins crawling and twisting around, trying to turn around and climb out, hundreds of sharp little feet trampling against her soft, sensitive internal flesh…

And that’s enough to send Agnes over the edge… Shaking hard, gasping, sounding like she’s forgotten how to speak… And she’s a squirter! Of course! Piss squirting up into the air, most of it hitting the rim of the speculum and spraying in all directions, including all over her. Twice… Her whole body shaking…

She tries to close her thighs together, slapping a hand down over her pussy – the speculum keeping her cunt open, protecting the beasts inside.

We watch as she shivers and shakes, glistening with piss and still ‘wearing’ a dozen cockroaches and a couple of millipedes, hands over her pussy… Open mouthed, amazed, smile locked in place… And then we fade out… Mission accomplished.

We fade back in on a shot of Agnes, quite a few minutes later, as she’s carefully picking bugs off her, flicking them away, getting carefully to her feet, doing her best not to stand on any of them. As she stands she parts her knees, spreading her thighs, and reaching down to the speculum, shaking it as the millipede and a couple of the roaches fall out of her snatch… She shakes a little, looking up and laughing, “He doesn’t want to go… Can I keep him?” and laughing… Then the last cockroach falls out of her, and she begins to pull the speculum out, and we fade out again.

We fade in again – our slightly out of breath, still naked, slim Australian slut is still glistening from her own ejaculate and sweat. She’s standing with Renae, who’s just got her queue from the director to begin her post-fuck interview.

She doesn’t sound as full of fun as usual – having never been a fan of insects, “I can’t pretend to understand what turns anyone on about that… But you certainly looked like you were having fun…”

Our guest nods and answers, “Oh yes… I had a lot of fun… I can’t believe how turned on I was…” She pauses, then continues, “I still have absolutely no idea why it excites me so much, but… Well… Just feeling them moving around on me, and in me… It was like I had an electric charge running through my pussy… I can’t believe I’ve never tried it before… I want to take these rhino bugs home and stuff them all into my pussy!”

“Do you think you will?”

Agnes cracks a smile and half laughs, “What do you think?” Pauses, then confirms, “Absolutely… Of course.” She laughs again… Then adds, “I won’t need a glass box either… I’ll just put them in my bed and let them crawl all over me!!”

“Lovely…” Comments our host, sounding like she thinks the idea is anything but lovely. “Well, I don’t think we need to add anything after that…”

She turns away from her guest, toward our cameras, and delivers her closing monologue.

“They say it takes all sorts… And that’s certainly been the case today, but… No animals were harmed, and our guest had a lot of fun, so that makes it another successful adventure in bestiality… Of a sort… We’ll be back with something altogether more ‘normal’ next week, when our Scottish friend and his beautiful Alsatians will be spreading more chaos – and spreading some legs too – as we search for more citizens, for ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”

She looks back at her still smiling guest, who’s still naked and wet.

“Until next week… Just remember, don’t judge a woman by the weird things that get her off… Because one day, you might be one of those weird things!”

And we fade out on her deep dimpled smile for another week…

We begin today’s show with establishing shots of a quiet residential neighbourhood. Long, curving streets, lined with wide grass verges, and populated with large semi-detached two-story houses.

We track around the curve of the street, looking at the houses, passing a fat man walking his black dog – then slowing down and pulling to a halt infront of a pleasant house with a lovely garden.

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “SEVENOAKS, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades, and then we turn to look back up the street in the direction we’ve just driven from…

And we see that man and his dog again… Of course, it’s our host, Dennis Baxter… Hairy, fat, and slightly out of breath as he trudges, heavy-footed, along the footpath. He’s squeezed into a West Ham football shirt that would fit a normal person, but is skin-tight on him, and baggy jeans, belted around his middle, that look like they may fall at any second. Dennis gives hope to all men – because if someone as rough, out of shape, and scruffy as him, can get so many women to fuck his dogs, then any of us can…

And trotting along at his side, as light on his paws as Dennis is heavy on his, the young and handsome, sleek black Doberman that so many women want to fuck…

Dennis introduces the show in his gravelly East End accent – “’ello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this…” He indicates the handsome hound, “… is Romeo… And this week we’ve come across to Sevenoaks, just saaf of London, and we’ve come to meet a very sexy Spanish lady who figured out at an early age that some ladies will fight for the right to party… With a handsome hound like this…” He indicates his dog, then we turn to look up the driveway of the house…

The front door opens and a very pleasant looking yummy-mummy type appearing, walking out toward us with a big smile.

She has long brunette hair, tied back in a loose pony-tail, and the kind of body that is overweight without being fat… Dressed conservatively in ‘mum’ clothes – loose, button-up blouse, and jeans just tight enough to show off her hips and thighs. She walks with a bounce – a bounce in her step, a bounce to her boobs, a bounce to her hair.

She walks up to our camera position and introduces herself direct to the audience in a friendly, confident Spanish accented voice – well-spoken but definitely foreign. “Hello… I’m Olivia Manquillo…” (pronounced in the Spanish way, Man-kee-oh) “and I’m a 39-year-old stay-at-home mother of two, living in Sevenoaks in Kent… Dogsex runs in my family… And now it’s my turn!”

We cut to a slightly wider angle, looking at our host standing side by side with our guest… She struggles to keep the smile off her face as they chat.

Dennis raises his microphone to ask, “Tell us a little more about this ‘dogsex runs in my family’ thing… What’s the story?”

And Liv is away, telling her story… She’s been here years, so her English is excellent, but the accent is always there… “Where should I start? Aaahh… I’ll start in the middle, then get to it… Ahhh… My parents divorce when I was nine, and they fight over the custody of Amante, our dog, more than they did over me… I went with mummy, but Amante went with papa. And momma hated him for taking Amante…” She holds her hands up as if to indicate ‘what-can-you-do?’

She continues, “Now… When I would go and stay with daddy, sometimes he’d have a girlfriend, and those girls would spend half the night looking at Amante and I never felt welcome… Or if there were no girls around, and we took Amante out for a walk, papa would spend half his time flirting with women who wanted to play with Amante… But I was nine, ten, eleven years old, I didn’t know what was going on…”

She shrugs to highlight her naivety, then continues, “When I was a teenager, Amante died, doggy cancer… And suddenly, daddy didn’t have any girlfriends any more… And I asked him why, and he said they were only with him for the dog… And I still didn’t know what he was talking about…” Again, her hands are up in the air level with her shoulders.

“Then – I just realise – the girls were fucking Amante, not daddy! And then I realised that mummy wanted custody of Amante because she was fucking him too… And she didn’t want to lose him…”

She shakes her head, thinking, collecting herself… “It’s a very strange thing – when you’re fifteen and just beginning to figure out sex, and sexuality – to discover that your mother used to fuck your dog, and that your daddy enjoyed watching women fuck your dog… I didn’t know how to talk to my mother about it… So it just stayed in my head… It was wriggling and twisting and turning around like a worm in there… And somewhere inside I always longed to have sex with Amante… To feel like mummy felt… And to do what daddy loved… And Amante…” She looks down at Romeo and smiles, “Was a Doberman… A lovely, sexy, Doberman…”

“OOooohhhhh…” Coos Dennis… “It all becomes clear now…”

Liv smiles and nods, then adds, “Yes… It… Does… I’ve been watching your show for years… Waiting for the Doberman shows… Watching women doing it… Imagining my mummy doing it, or daddy watching it… And wanting to be there… On camera… And here I am…”

“And you still haven’t talked to your mother about it?” Checks Dennis.

“Noooooo… I think I be on your show… I do it… And then she will see, and she will talk to me. We can talk about it – together…” She pauses, thinking through her words. “… From the same knowledge.”

“You can share your experiences…” Confirms Dennis.

“I hope so…” She confirms… We hold on her hopeful expression for a moment, then cut to –

Inside the house – in the master bedroom, with Liv waiting infront of the marital bed. She’s still fully dressed, neat and tidy, looking around as if she can’t wait to get started. Giving an excited, white-toothed grin toward Dennis and Romeo. Hunching her shoulders, giggling a little.

And then, as she gets her signal, she begins to unbutton the front of her blouse… Pop, pop, pop…

Opening up the front to show a crack of heavily tanned chest and belly. Spreading wider to reveal her white bra, which contrasts sharply with the bronze flesh of the big heavy boobs inside, and the flattish bronze belly below…

And then she slips it off, letting it slip down her arms, catching it with her hands and throwing it away to the side, out of frame.

As she slips, Dennis keeps the mood light with a few follow up questions, “So… Old Amante… Was he a very attentive dog?”

Then she’s unzipping the front of her jeans, wriggling and slipping them over her hips, and down her thighs – showing off white French knickers, which contrast again with her belly and thighs – as she answers. “He was lovely… He looked scary – a lot of my friends were terrified of him – but he was a big softy…”

Next, she reaches behind her back to take hold of her bra-strap. Pulling it together and unclasping the fastener – letting her boobs pull the lingerie away from her, slipping the straps down off her shoulders, and letting the whole thing fall off her chest, showing off whiter-than-white boobs, the triangles of light flesh highlighting a love of bikini sunbathing. They don’t sag too much for mother of two either – altogether an impressive sight.

“And did he ever show an interest in you?” Asks Dennis.

She moves onto the French knickers… Looking into camera, slipping her fingers and palms flat down her hips, inside the knickers, then slipping them down her legs in one smooth move – bending forward, her round boobs hanging down as she moves, still looking up at us as she answers. “Not really, no… I remember that mum never let me be undressed around him – I mean, if I had a shower or a bath, I had to be dressed before I left the bathroom, and I had to have my bedroom door closed at bedtime, and if it was hot outside I couldn’t put on a bikini and sunbathe… Which is horrible, because I love to sun-bathe…” No shit, we think as we look at her two-tone flesh.

She straightens up once her panties are off, letting us see her reddish-brown pussy hair, trimmed short but still thick – her tan line confirming a lot of bikini sunbathing. She adds, “I figured out much later that she obviously thought the dog would think I was ‘available’ if he saw me naked…”

In full frontal she a pretty impressive sight considering she’s near middle-age and a mother of two. The boobs are fairly firm, the belly pretty flat, the bottom barely sags.

Dennis agrees, noting that, “Yeah, my boys have always known that a dressed lady is off limits, but once they can see flesh, it’s game on!”

Liv uses her hands to indicate her nudity – showing off her naked body, and smirking as she notes that, “Well… I’m all undressed now… Game on!!”

“OOooh… Someone’s in a hurry…” Notes Dennis – and we cut to a shot of him crouching down behind his boy… Ruffling his wide head and whispering encouragement into his ear as he unhooks the leash… He sets him free and pushes him off toward our guest – looking up and warning that, “He’s looking pretty mean today, I think he’s going to give you one of his extra-hard fucks…”

Liv coos, “Ooooh, I ‘ope so…” as she drops to her knees and holds her hands out toward the beast, ready to give him a warm welcome… Adding, “I can’t wait…”

The dog skips up to her, the sound of his paws muffled by the deep-pile carpet… He comes right to her, and she wraps an arm around his neck, holding him to her side – reacting to the sensation of his short hair against her ribs and side with a gasp through a large smile… She grabs him with her other arm across his body and pulls him around to that he is side-on to the camera, his flank pressing against her sagging chest… Then reaches over his body, down underneath – going straight for his privates… Reaching under him to grab at his sheath.

Taking hold, wrapping her fingers around it and gasping, “Ooooooohhh… I’m holding a dog cock…” Looking around to our soundman, confirming again, “I’m holding a dog cock…” Almost laughing, but far too impressed for that.

She leans forward and puts her cheek up against the side of his head, rubbing herself against him, leaning further forward so that her soft tits brush against his fur too. Fondling away at his cock as she leans into the beast – gasping and smiling as she confirms that, “He’s getting bigger… I can feel it getting hard… And hot… It’s sooo hot!”

She’s clearly turned on – tensing her thighs so that she bounces a little on her knees, rubbing up against the big dog, head back, chest out… Nipples brushing his short hair. Looking down his side at his belly. Asking, “Is it showing yet? I can’t wait to see it up close…” Then angling her shoulders so that she can get a better view… Watching the tip of the cock poking out – and as soon as it makes its first appearance…

She gasps, “OOoohhh… There it is..!” as she drops to her side on the floor, her head down under him, moving right for his dick – no hesitation, no doubts – all instinct… Getting a VERY close look at it… She’s obviously been waiting a long, long time for this.

She adjusts her position, shuffling closer, leaning in, a little smile flickering and then wrapping her lips around his pink dick without any hesitation…

As soon as she puts her lips on it, the dog begins to shuffle and buck at her face – her weight resting on one elbow, she reaches up to grab his collar with the outstretched arm, trying to control him – but not backing away… Letting him thrust up against her head, his belly against her face, a couple of inches of cock in her mouth – being thrusted harder at her – into her… We can’t see clearly because of the dog and the rough movements, but when we can see her mouth, it looks like she’s still smiling around his pole…

We cut back to the wider shot to watch as Romeo continues to try and fuck her face, pulling against her grip on his collar – looking around toward our camera position as if he’s asking for help to get deeper into her mouth… Then after a few more awkward, rough-and-ready thrusting movements, he pulls away and steps over her. She drops her head, laughing as she rolls off her elbow so that she’s flat on the floor, boobs squashed on the carpet, arse down, legs a little apart… Shaking a little from the laughter. Obviously getting more excited as she drops in Spanish, “Ohhhhh dios todopoderosoooooo!!…” Then snapping back into English… Exclaiming, “I’m really doing this… I can’t believe I did that…”

“What did you do?” Asks Dennis, encouraging her to respond.

She looks up into our camera, and semi-snarls, “I sucked a dog’s cock!”

“Did you like it?” Checks Dennis.

“I did…” She confirms. “I liked it a lot… I’ll do it again before the day is done!” And then she giggles again.

We cut to a shot of her back up on her knees, leaning forward and pushing the sleek black beast away as he approaches – smiling and laughing as he bounces around then comes back at her… So she can push him away again. Playing hard to get. It’s canine foreplay.

Each time she pushes him away, he comes back a little faster, bouncing a little higher, moving with a little more intent and aggression…

We hear an almost inaudible, “Now…” whispered from Dennis, off camera – and our guest pushes the dog off one more time, then spins and drops forward into the classic ‘expert’ doggy position – elbows out infront of her, chest down so far that her soft tits are against the carpet again, her weight on her knees and elbows, back arching up to her rear end – which is presented to the beast… Her pussy pushed back between her thighs…

The Doberman makes his move, speeding quickly around her and rising up over her back, mounting his bitch like the well-trained professional he is… Paws scratching at her sides, wrapping around her, under her belly, pulling his chest down against her back… Pushing her forward onto her elbows, her hands forward, flat to the carpet… She gasps and yelps as he takes up position and begins to pump at her behind… His cock already poking out, prodding at her pussy… “Oh God… Ooooh bloody hell, nooooo…” There’s no fear in her call – no sense that she actually doesn’t want this to happen… In fact she seems to be smiling as she whines…

He stumbles behind her, feet skipping from side-to-side, between her knees, on the back of her calves, outside them… Back arching, belly smacking against her rear, the cock getting close, then missing, flopping under her pussy, then against the pussy… And then…

“AAAAHHHHHH! OOhhhh… AAAAAHhhhh!” – Liv is gasping and squealing as the cock stabs into her.

We cut down to the low angle, looking up between her legs, watching that big cock stabbing between her pussy lips, slipping in and out so fast it’s just a glistening blur.

We cut to a side-angle shot – Liv looking straight ahead as the dog pounds her, looking shocked and excited, yelping and gasping… “Ohhh yes. Yes… Ooohhhh…” Her body slim and smooth, tanned flesh being buffeted around under the dog’s rampant assault, soft tits being jiggled against the floor, squashed against the carpet… His head up, over hers – an intense expression on his long face as he focuses on his mission… His sleek black body wrapped around her behind, his chest on her back, front legs around her middle, powerful hind-legs pushing forward against her… Pounding like a machine.

We cut back down to the low angle of her rear end, looking up at his cock ramming into her pussy. Her lips spreading as the growing knot pumps in and pulls out… Drips of cum spattering around, being thrown out by the force of the fuck and flying in all directions due to the way she’s being rocked…

Then it’s a long shot – looking across the room at our crew gathered around the whore and the hound, everyone working professionally. Dennis standing to the side enjoying the show, rubbing a fat hand under his belly, over the crotch of his jeans… He obviously likes the show.

We cut a wide angle, side on again, taking the chance to admire her mummy body in all its glory – those post-breast-feeding boobs hanging down against the floor, jiggling as the hound heaves into her a few more times, slowing to a halt as he locks into her… And then they are still (except for her laboured breathing).

We move around them, watching as they remain locked in this position… We look at Liv’s glowing, red face – her mouth open, struggling through it; then to a low angle shot, looking up under her body at her pussy being stretched out by that big canine cock, the lips closed up behind the knot… We move back to a wide angle to show the whole picture again, her soft, smoothly curving flesh shaking a little under the strain of supporting the beast…

And then back out to a longer rear shot – watching as his arsehole puckers and his balls pulse… Knowing that his hot spunk is shooting into her body with every pulse. We can’t help but see our camera tech on the floor, reaching a camera between her legs, looking up to her pussy to catch the tie…

She moans softly throughout the tie – tensing up and shifting further forward on her forearms with every passing minute… More weight against her soft boobs, making them spread out against the carpet…

As she turns her head to the side, twisting to look back over her shoulder, softly moaning under her breath (in Spanish), “Hermoso perriiiiito, te aaaaamo muuuucho… Eres tan buueeeeenooooo…”

We look up to our host, and he looks right into camera as he tells us that, “I love a yummy mummy!”

We cut to another close-up of her stretched out cunt, glistening, a few drops of doggy semen leaking out and dripping down to the floor between her knees. Holding on the image as her lips begin to spread and the back of the knot begins to pull back into view – and the volume of Liv’s moans begins to rise.

We drop back to a wider angle, watching as our guest shifts her weight onto one elbow, reaching back with her other hand to grab a chunk of the dog’s thigh, holding him against her… Doing everything she can to make this last as long as possible… The tie is a lot to take – but the thought of it coming out is too much for her to handle… “No… Nooo….”

Then we’re back to her pussy – a perfect shot, from the perfect angle, to watch as the knot suddenly pops out of her pussy – accompanied by a loud squeak from the yummy mummy… Then her elastic labia closing around his shaft which remains inside her for a few more seconds…

We cut away to the side-angle again, looking at them in profile… The sleek black dog still on the Spaniard’s back. He’s holding fairly still, but she’s still rocking back against him. Drawing just a little more pleasure from his big dick.

In typical canine style, Romeo appears to have lost interest in what he’s doing… Standing over her, still six inches deep in her cunt, and judging by his twitching arse – still pumping cum into her – he is looking around, up at Dennis… Smiling, with his big tongue hanging out… And then, without a thought about what his human whore wants, he pulls away, twisting and rising over her, front paws on her back as he pushes away – big cock sliding back from her pussy, and swinging free as he dismounts.

An action replay, from a close-up angle – watching the dog’s dick pull free from her pussy… The camera shaking as the dog pulls away and steps over our camera technician. Cum pours from her pussy – which closes up quickly, but continues dripping.

She shifts to the side, then drops sideways to her hip and rolls onto her arse… Sitting back on the floor, leaning back on her hands, still breathing hard – smiling like a woman who’s just found new meaning for her life… Looking toward our camera and telling everyone, “Oh my God… That was sooooo naughty… I love it… I really love it!!”

Twisting and bending a little to the side, she looks under the dog’s belly, checking out his still fully erect cock as it hangs down nine inches (six inches of shaft, then two inches of knot, then another inch at the base… “I see what my mother loves soooo much!!”

We hear Dennis from off camera. “Do you think she sucked his cock too?”

Liv smiles, a crooked, curious – thinking smile, as she takes another look under the dog’s belly… Thinking about it… Whether she thinks her mother sucked one of those big tools… Whether she’d like to suck one herself… Then answers, “I think so… Yes!” She looks at it a little longer, licks her lips, then confirms, “Yes… She definitely sucked it… I should suck it too!”

And with that, the Spanish yummy mummy crawls toward the dog, rolling over onto her back when she reaches him, and shuffling under him on her back, wriggling her shoulders to move forward – grabbing one of his hind-legs so he can’t stand on her face as she positions her mouth under his still dripping cock… Smiling the whole time…

She looks up at it, making ‘o’ shape with her mouth to show her excitement, her eyes wide to show her delight… She leans a little closer, lifting her shoulders slightly off the floor… Pushing her lips out to kiss it, letting it dangle against them, more cum spreading over them… Teasing us as much as she’s teasing the dog… Then dropping back to the floor, letting the cock swing a little above her face, smiling again, then snaking her surprisingly long tongue out onto her chin, catching more jism… Then flicking it over the angled head of the tool… Tickling the tip, teasing more wonderful watery spunk out of it…

Tensing her belly again as she raises her shoulders off the floor, leaning toward the cock so she can drag the length of her tongue over it… Sighing a little and then licking it again… Pausing for a breath, then opening up, leaning up a little higher and swallowing the tip, then the shaft up… Wrapping her lips around it and closing her eyes as she experiences dog-cock in her mouth for the second time…

Holding it there for a second and just savouring the moment, then sucking it in a little further before sliding back, and repeat, and repeat… Bouncing her head under him… Picking up speed as her level of excitement rises… Still holding his hindlegs to stop him walking away – as if he’d want to.

Off camera, our Cockney host is enjoying the show as much as we are… “OOoooohh… She loves it… She fuckin’ loves it…”

We cut to a wider shot, so we can see her mum-bod under him – her belly straining as she holds her upper body off the floor, the strain making her shake a little, which makes those soft boobs jiggle… Her mouth sliding up and down the dog’s shaft… Releasing her grip on one of his hindlegs so she can stick it down between her thighs and rub her pussy – wanting that physical stimulation to add to all the mental fun she’s having…

“Go on, darlin’…” Encourages Dennis. “Just make yourself cum… You deserve a nice, hard, orgasm… You’ve earned it…”

She clearly wants to… Her fingers pressing against her clit, rubbing fast – her head bouncing faster under the beast in time with them… The blow-job clearly having a big effect on her… “Mmmmmmmm” – she’s beginning to sound as frustrated as she is horny… Beginning to buck her hips as she searches for a little extra stimulation – keen to cum with a dog’s cock in her mouth…

“Come on…” Urges Dennis. “Think about that big dirty doggy cock in your mouth… What a slut you are…”

She responds to our host’s urging – speeding up both the fingering and the sucking… Wanting to follow his instructions… Making more excited and frustrated moans – bucking her hips some more…

“Come on…” Continues Dennis, doing everything he can to help her. “Think about all the other mummies from school… Jealous of you…” He pauses as she continues to rub and suck… Then adds, “Think about all those dirty ladies with your daddy and Amante…” She continues to rub, sucking the cock deep into the back of her mouth… Looking like she’s on the edge…

And here comes our favourite fat host to save the day… As he moves in, we switch to slow-motion, playing Enrique Iglesias’s ‘Hero’, as he drops heavily to his knees between her ankles, then bends forward – his big belly straining that West Ham shirt as he lowers his big fat face down between her thighs… His fat cheeks against her inner thighs, loose lips to her pussy…

She consents by moving her hand away from her pussy and wrapping her fingers around the back of the Cockney’s balding head, holding him close as he begins to eat her pussy – his bottom lip splitting her pussy lips, his tongue working her slot and up over her clit… Whilst most people lick pussy with little fast flicks, Dennis licks like a dog – a hungry dog, with long fast strokes… Moving his whole head, rolls of fat forming at the top of his neck…

It doesn’t take much… The combination of the big dog standing over her, his fat cock in her mouth, cumming down her throat, whilst his big fat owner’s whiskers tickle and scratch her inner thighs, and he slops his big fat lips, and tongue over her sex, is enough to put her right over-the-top…

The dog’s cock still in her mouth, but she’s no longer sucking… Her fingers hooked around the fat man’s head… Almost choking on the cum that’s still squirting into her throat… Holding the cock on her tongue as she shakes, sweats, and turns red… Her eyes bulging as Dennis continues to slurp at her pussy… Taking as much as she can before she slips her hand over the top of his head to his forehead and pushes him away, her head dropping away from the cock at the same time… Exhausted…

Dennis eases back away from her, up onto his knees, his gut poking out from under his shirt, the lower half of his face wet, and what little hair he has left messed up by Liv’s hand. He kneels above her, watching as she catches her breath, her tits rising and falling on her chest.

Romeo turns away from her and stumbles to his master, big cock swinging under his belly… Moving to Dennis and licking the fat-man’s face, cleaning up those pussy juices. Dennis keeps his mouth shut and lets his boy do his job.

After a few seconds she regains enough of her senses, and gasps a slow, “Thank you… Oh my God, thank you…” – we’re not sure if she’s talking to Romeo or Dennis… And we fade out…

We fade back in, and Liv is sitting next to Dennis. She’s still naked – wearing nothing but a big smile. She idly plays with her lovely round titties, pinching her hard nipples, as she thinks back over what’s just happened. The pair of them looking a bit goofy – just a hint of shame and embarrassment, more because she let Dennis pleasure her rather than because she had sex with his dog.

Dennis, his chin still wet, raises his microphone, ready to start the post-fuck interview that ends our show each week… Starting with, “So, Liv, how was it for you?”

Liv smiles, “Oh, it was very nice, thank you… And thank you for helping me…” She giggles.

“No problem at all…” Smiles the fat man, licking his lips, then continuing, “So, now you’ve tried bestiality… Do you understand why your mother wanted the family dog so much..?”

She smiles and nods again, “Oh yes… Very much… If that was my dog, I would never let you take him away from me!”

“And when she sees this, what do you think she will say about it?”

“She will tell me I shouldn’t let you eat my pussy…” She laughs a little, then imitates her mother, in Spanish, with an exaggerated, fast delivery, “Eres una mujer casada. Por que dejas que ese gordo te coma el ‘pussy’?”

Dennis nods and smiles, “What’s that then…?”

Liv translates, looking slightly shy, “She would say, ‘You are a married lady. Why do you let that fat man eat your ‘pussy’?’”

Dennis doesn’t react to the fat man comment, he knows what he is, and he doesn’t care – he just watching his dog fuck this dirty Euro-slut, and he got a bit of her too. Words can’t hurt a satisfied man! He continues, “I fink you two will ‘ave plenty to talk about… And if she wants to meet Romeo… And ‘that fat man’, you’re more than welcome to bring ‘er along for some fun!”

Our guest smiles broadly, “I think she might do that… But ahhh… Maybe not with the fat man!!”

Dennis puts his hand up to her face and pushes her away playfully – turning to camera to deliver his final summing up.

“So, we’ve added a Spaniard to our multi-national collection of cunts… And she’s demonstrated that some horny habits may be hereditary… With the number of ladies we’re introducing to dogsex, it’s nice to think that the fun might be passed down from mother-to-daughter for generations to come, and the population of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ is likely to continue growing faster and faster… Long may that continue!”

His guest pushes up past his hand, still smiling, wanting to be on camera – not to do anything, just to smile and be seen – and he continues, “This lovely lady is a very pleasant sight, but next week, the very lovely Renae Russell will be back, with another dirty slut, ready to take her bestiality bow…”

Dennis continues, “Until then, please – never forget, that whether you’re following in your mother’s footsteps, or blazing a trail of your own, no matter who you are, and what you do to live, thrive and survive, we’ll be waiting for you, always, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”

He turns to look at the smiling Spaniard slut – who leans in to whisper, “My husband will be home with the children later… But not for an hour… How is little Romeo?”

Dennis laughs a little, then notes that, “Little Romeo will be out for about twenty minutes…” Then points down to his groin, under that fat belly, and advises continues, “But little Dennis is ready for action!”

Our guest looks from Dennis, to the sleeping dog on the floor, then back to Dennis, clearly considering her options, her cheeky smiles getting wider, white teeth flashing… “Well… It’s not a doggy, but it’s still ‘like’ bestiality…” She pauses, “For twenty minutes… Until the doggy is ready again!” – and then she leans forward, pushing her boobs up against him, reaching down to fondle his crotch, as he looks into camera again, and shrugs, “The things I do for the UK of Zoo…” – as he lets her push him down out of frame.

And on that note, we fade out for another week.

There are a few stories ‘on order’ from regular readers… All are half-written, and I will get to them eventually.

In the meantime, there’s 23 episodes already completed but as yet unpublished… I’ve programmed them all into wordpress, to post one per week – so even if I get hit by a bus, you’ve got your Sunday’s sorted for the next 5 1/2 months!

We look up and down a busy high street – shops on either side, pedestrians, a line of double-decker buses… Then turn away from the action, and look down a narrow laneway… There’s a road with double-yellow lines on either side, stretching away toward a large, modern tower block in the distance.

A caption fills the screen: “BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND.”

When it fades, we come to rest on a small shop that has either been heavily graffitied, or is going for that urban-cool look… A large pink cartoon octopus is painted above the shop-window, and a sign declares that this is ‘Octopus’s Garden’.

The door opens and our host walks out to meet us, her little, white-haired, dome-headed Bull Terrier dog by her side, looking up at her as she introduces the show.

She’s blonder than blonde, with a strong jaw and almost too many white teeth as she smiles. Of course, her face isn’t the main attraction – her tight dress is stretched over and around her tighter body, amazing cleavage pushed up and forward, proudly displayed.

She introduces herself, and the show, direct to camera, in a friendly mid-western accent, and with a happiness and confidence that only Americans seem to have.

“Hi… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my handsome little hound, Buddy… And this week, we’ve come over to Belfast, so that young Buddy can have some special time, with a very special young lady…”

We cut to a shot of a young lady working in the store… Long black hair, down well over her shoulders, framing a pretty, olive-skinned face. She’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but she wears them really well – showing off her long legs, slim hips, firm young chest… When she looks up at us and smiles, she goes from a 7 to a 9. It’s a great smile.

She fights that smile, then delivers her introduction, in a strong, upbeat Belfast accent, “Haaay, hallo, may name’s Jacqui Hawthorne, aim 27-years-old, and aim from Castlereagh in Belfaaast.”

We cut to a wider shot, with our sexy young brunette guest standing with our hot blonde American, both looking happy and casual as Jacqui tells her story. Jenna nodding throughout, showing that she’s listening.

“Aim getting marrayed soon… I’ve been with ham since school and he’s fantaastic… The only problem is – a couple a years ago, I found his staaash of bestiality videos on has computer… I didn’t watch them, because I knew what they were from the titles and the thumbnails… Aye couldn’t belieeve my Shay would be intay that kind o stuff… We almost broke up over it… But hay convinced may it was jus’ somethin’ he liked to waaatch… No somethin’ he wanned me ta doy…” She shrugs, not looking convinced by her own story.

Taking a deep breath, and giving us an almost apologetic, but none-the-less beautiful smile, she continues.

“Aye think aim still kind-o lookin’ for cloysure on the whole zoo thang… Like, that’s has thang… What’s may thang…? And aye don’t really have one. Nothing kinkay… And aye thought about all the thangs aye could doy to drave ham wild… And the thang that kept comin’ back was – what if aye lived ayt has fantasay? What if aye did the thangs he probably thanks abayt… So aim here today, to get revenge… AND to give ham the ultimate wedding gift… At the same taim!

“Aye hope so… Aye really dooo…” Confirms the brunette, looking happy but very nervous.

We cut to a shot of Buddy, our white-haired bull terrier, heaving Jenna up a narrow staircase – his breathing ragged as he pulls against his collar… Then look up to see Jacqui’s attractive behind (still wrapped in tight denim) as she leads us to the small flat she shares with her partner.

Then we cut inside as she leads us through the cramped interior. It’s not particularly clean, a typical young couple’s place – there’s always something more interesting to do than cleaning.

“He’s nat here right nay… But this is our place… That’s his computer…” She says, pointing down at a closed laptop on a coffee table in the living room. “It’s, like, FULL, of zoo videos. I don’t know when he looks at them, because I’m always here when he is…” She laughs a little. “And this…”

We follow her into their bedroom… “Is where the maagic happens… Or… Is about to happen!” – she turns infront of the bed, spreading her arms to show off a very average looking bedroom with a large, white sheeted double-bed, a couple of piles of clothes on the floor. A dresser covered in make-up products.

Jenna has been smiling as her guest talked, but as it ends the smile turns into an open-mouthed grin, she brings the microphone back to herself and comments, “I’d say Shay is a very lucky man! And you guys are going to have a very happy marriage!!”

We cut to a moment later, with Jacqui already undressing… Her top coming off to reveal a classy looking little white bra, containing cute looking B-cup boobs, then her jeans – unzipped and slipped down her legs, revealing a pair of sexy white French knickers, then kicked over onto one of the cleaning piles.

“Hold on…” She notes as she turns away to the dresser and pulls a drawer open.

We cut again, and then see her sitting on the edge of the bed, now wearing white stockings, which she is carefully attaching to suspenders and a suspender belt. The white lingerie is in sharp contrast to her olive skin, and the suspenders are a lovely touch on her part. “If yer gonna doy it, doy it rait…” She notes, with a friendly smile. She’s thought this through…

All told, her slim body and smallish boobs, coupled with that classy lingerie, is a very attractive combination… And we can’t wait to see our dog ruin it!

We watch as Jacqui stands over him – looking down… Her chest rising and falling quickly – her heart beating overtime. Breathing hard, fighting off a smile. Having just put her stockings on to complete the lingerie set – she now reaches up to pull the cups of her bra down. She’s picked the perfect top, because once her boobs are out, they sit quite comfortably even with the rest of the bra still in place. Two little white triangle tan-lines surrounding flat pink nipples/areola.

“What do you think?” Checks Jenna.

“Oohhh Gaaahhdd… Aye can’t believe aim doin’ thas…” Our guest whines as she takes a nervous step toward the beast, bending forward and offering a hand for him. He moves closer, his nose up, sniffing at her outstretched fingers – then licking at them and wagging his tail. For most of us, the sight of this sexy little slut would have been a sign of good times ahead, Buddy needed her to pass the scent-test before he could relax. And it appears she’s just passed it.

She crouches down infront of the beast, her thighs spreading on either side of him – unsubtly offering the gusset of her panties to him as she reaches out with both hands and begins to stroke his sides. “OOooohhh… You’re sooooo solid…” She smiles.

She runs her hand down his side, under his chest, scratching him in such a way that he raises his head, wanting more… It’s not sexual, but he loves it… But it’s about to become more sexual, as she continues the scratching, moving her hand down his chest to his belly, seeking out his furry sheath – rubbing now rather than scratching… Fondling him. Cupping and gently rubbing the sheath – letting out a little squeaky sound of excitement as she feels the shaft inside, quickly getting hard… “Ohhhh, I can feel it… Mae Gahd!”

Then, as she continues to rub, that tell-tale sign of good times ahead as the lipstick tip of his pink cock pokes out of his sheath. Glistening with the first bubble of pre-cum…

For a girl who claims not to have watched zoo videos, and only doing this as an act of loving revenge, she seems to be surprisingly comfortable. She’s a natural…

Leaning forward and balancing on her toes, her hair has fallen forward – so she tosses her head back, flicking the black curtain away so we can see her face as she all-but sings, “Aye think hay’s ready to fuck may!”

And at that, she stands up from the crouching position in the way that only young, healthy people can – and steps forward to the bed, falling to her hands on the sheets, and then crawling on in a slow and seductive style – looking back over her shoulder at us and calling, “Aye wanna doy at ohn huz bayd!”

She’s already in the classic doggy position – hands and knees, bending her back down to push her pussy out between her thighs… Reaching back between her thighs to hook the gusset of her panties to one side and expose her neat little pink pussy… Then slapping her inner thigh, signalling our solid little beast…

He doesn’t wait – lurching forward and up onto the bed, hind-paws just catching the edge of the mattress and enabling him to climb all the way up… Then stumbling over to her…

From the side view, we can see her looking half toward us, half back at him – a cute smile, white teeth – just a hint of nerves, but no doubts… Her little titties dangle down, jiggling a little as she shuffles forward from her hands to her elbows, seeking the most comfortable position… Readying herself…

The bull terrier moves up quickly to mount her, and rises up onto her back with one leg between her legs, the other to her side – not quite behind her. This isn’t going to work – but it does serve to turn our guest on even more… By the time the dog dismounts (which is almost immediate) she is almost hyperventilating… “Oh may Gaahd… JEEzzzzzussss…”

She’s smiling excitedly as she shuffles her knees, bouncing on the mattress, trying to turn away from him – to keep her behind toward him – lowering her little white tits closer to the floor, pushing her arse out toward him again – clearly trying to make it even easier for him.

The dog takes the invitation again… Moving up behind her quickly, stepping over her rear, fast and eager – paws scrabbling over her arse, then shuffling forward and standing astride her. This time he’s lined up right – right behind her… The tip of his hard cock prodding at her pussy lips.

She looks forward into our face-close-up camera – a nervous/excited smile, a giggle, that I’ve-got-a-dog-on-my-back look…

Back in the wide-angle… Watching as the dog arches his back, curling his groin down behind her, punching his crotch up toward her pussy… Trying to force his way in… Pushing and prodding at her… Hind-paws stamping and skippy over her calf muscles, catching and ripping her stockings… We can see Jenna in the background, transfixed by the action – her hands up to her boobs, fingers rubbing over her nipples (she has no idea she’s on camera – she’s probably not even aware that she’s touching herself – she often gets this way on set with our prettier guests).

Back on the bed, Jacqui holds position – looking dead ahead, whisper/gasping, “Ohmaygahd ohmaygahd” over and over, leaving him to his business, trying not to distract or over-excite him!

He stays focussed, short stop-start bursts – three or four thrusts, a pause, then another three or four – and then…

Jacqui’s eyes almost pop out, and her mouth opens silently, as the gnarly little beast stabs his cock home – punching deep into her. Seven inches of meat swelling as it slides into her… “Oooooffff!”

And then he’s into his rhythm – thump-thump-thump, thump-thump-thump – as his soft belly slaps against her tight little arse, driving his big hard cock into her cunt… Her firm little titties jiggling like jellies in an Earthquake… That “ohmaygahdohmaygahdohmaygahd…” mantra, is a high-pitched, excited/frightened non-stop soundtrack through-out the fucking…

And he’s fucking her hard! Although it’s only for about twenty seconds before he comes to a sudden halt, still in position, holding tight… Breathing hard… It’s almost as if he’s pausing for thought… We think he’s all done…

She’s just calming down from the mantra, and then the mutt remembers that it feels good when he moves his cock around in a woman… And then he’s away again… Jacqui has just about enough time to catch her breath before she’s off again, pushed forward – collapsing to her elbows, hands out grabbing fists full of the bedclothes… Squealing… “Ohmaygahdohmaygahd…”

Into a close-up as she turns her head toward our camera – her face twisted with pain, or pleasure, it’s hard to tell, but still managing to flash us a smile between the gasps and moans, then she drops her down, her long black hair forming a shaky curtain between her face and the camera… But we can still hear that mantra.

We move around her to get another look at her slim, olive-skinned, body taking a pounding from the muscular white-haired beast… Barely even noticing our Playboy centrefold watching from the reverse angle as our guest’s little untanned titties jiggle against the elastic band and underwire of her bra – her perfect little peach of an arse in the air – and that mean little white bull terrier on her back, almost balancing on her arse, his paws scraping at the tops of her white stockings as he seeks extra purchase, thrusting into her harder, faster, deeper…

“Ohmaygahd ohmaygahd ohmaygahd…” – but it’s getting higher pitched, and quieter, with every iteration…

We cut to the low-angle, behind her again, looking up and watching the solid dog slamming his fat cock into her tight, wet pussy… Her lips being pushed in and pulled out with each speedy stroke… The shaft looking wet and shiny – also (according to many of our female viewers) hot and tasty!

Back in a wide angle we watch as the dog slows down again, coming to a stop leaning over her arse – looking absolutely exhausted… Slumping – hind-paws just reaching the bed, as if he’s on tip-toes, front legs hanging on either side of her bother rather than holding her tight… His chin down against her back, his tongue out of the side of his mouth, touching (not licking) her back…

Jacqui takes a moment to recover, then tosses her head back, flicking her long black hair away from her face, around to the other side of her head, looking up to our camera and giving us a wide, almost joyous smile. She obviously feels like she’s achieved something…

“Oooohh… I can feel hes knot… Ooooh, it’s beggg…” She looks like she likes it.

She closes her eyes, focusing on the swelling in her cunt, half smiling – half gasping… Letting it grow. The smile shrinking, the gasp growing…

We cut back to the low angle rear shot – getting a quick reminder of what she’s reacting to. Looking up at the dog’s knot, almost all the way into her twat. Swelling up between her pussy lips. He’s not our biggest dog – but it’s still an impressive sight to see that gnarly hunk of gristle stretching her neat little pussy lips wide apart.

Trapped between those lips, we are able to see just how hard his rig is throbbing – stretching her a little, then easing, little bubbles of dog cum leaking out – balls rising a little on each pulse, and above them his big dark arsehole swelling outwards and then squeezing shut again… It’s grotesque but hypnotic.

We hear our host, just off camera, commenting that, “Wow… He’s really unloading in you… Can you feel it?”

We cut to the side angle again so we can see the dog squeezing spunk into our young Irish slut as she answers… “Oooohh yeeeaaassss… I can feel it squirten… It’s sooo hot inseyd!”

It’s a relatively short tie, the terrier’s ugly tennis-ball sized knot never quite getting far enough inside to make it last… And it ends with a fizzle rather than a bang (or a pop), with that knot simply slipping out as soon as Jacqui relaxes. It’s only the knot that slips out though, the fat six-inch shaft remains buried deep inside her. Cum leaks out around it and dribbles down to gather at her clit, then drips off and onto the bedclothes.

Under him, without the overwhelming sensation of the knot to think on – our guest begins to twist and roll her hips… Pushing back against the dog above her, taking her turn to fuck him – or to use his cock to fuck herself… She leans over onto one elbow so she can reach back between her legs and wrap her fingers around the knot – then pull the rest of the cock toward her – into her…

Above her, the ugly dog shifts position – relaxing – letting his bitch take the lead. Turning his head on its side and resting it on the middle of her back. It’s pretty obvious that he’s happy for her to take control of the action.

We cut down under her – watching her slide the cock in and out of her wet slot… Now that she’s doing the fucking she’s able to make it long, even-paced strokes – pulling him almost all the way out before sliding it back in… Giving herself a nice 5 inch slide each time. Gasping and sighing as she does it.

Then back to the side-angle, we can’t see the cock going in and out, but we can see her face – her head back, neck stretched, and mouth open, losing herself in the feeling… Moaning, “Oooooooohhhhh mmmyyyyy GGaaaahhhhhhddd!” slowly… And then speeding up – both the cock pumping and the mantra… Faster and harder… Faster… Deeper… Breathing harder and harder, her ribs sticking out as she takes deep breaths, trying to control herself, but already becoming a little ragged…

She stops pumping and holds her breath for a couple of seconds – then pumps a few more times quickly and stops again… Holding still, gasping silently… Then another few hard pumps – holding the cock deep inside her, knot up hard against her clit, and suddenly her whole body is shaking and she’s falling forward, her face against the floor, eyes closed, mouth open, gasping “OOooooooohhhh mmmmaaaaaaaaayyyyy gggggooooorrrrrrddddd!”

Holding the cock in place whilst she cums all over it… A powerful, hot and heavy dogasm… The kind girls can’t explain to their husbands… An intensity like no other… Disgraceful knowledge combining with physical pleasure to fry her brain… Sensations coming from thoughts, and thoughts feeding sensations… Just plain dirty…

She holds it in place as the orgasmic waves continue to roll through her body… Only easing it out as she begins to regain the capacity for rational thought… Leaning forward slightly from the knees and pulling back on his knot, the beast stumbling back along with the fat tool as she slides it out of her pussy… As she pulls it out of her pussy the dog dismounts her completely… And as his spunk dribbles out of her cunt, she shuffles around on her knees, keeping hold of his cock the whole time… Flipping over on her back, and pushing her head in under his belly – under and infront of his cock…

She shuffles a little, lining her mouth up with the tip of his dick just as he jets another runny shot of his jism in her direction – seeing it hit her chin and open mouth, the little trail glistening under our camera lights, across her skin and lips.

She lifts her face toward his cock, opening her mouth and wrapping her lips around the swollen end of his tool… Olive skin and dark lips, around the dark pink shaft, pressing in, showing that the flesh isn’t as rock hard as before when he was fucking her… She sucks it quickly, pushing up and down the shaft, letting the wetness of his cum and her pussy juices mingle with her saliva and spill from her mouth down the side of her face.

Jenna provides some commentary, “Oh Shay is going to love you soooo much when he sees this… Lucky lucky boy!” She pauses to watch the olive-skinned slut sucking her little dog’s cock for another twenty seconds – her lips just sliding up and down the softening shaft. It’s good, graphic action… Soft lips holding the cock firm enough that we can still see that it’s only 75% hard…

Jenna raises her microphone to talk again, “If you suck Shay’s cock as well as you’re sucking Buddy’s cock… Shay really is a very lucky boy!”

We can see our guest reacting the comments, nodding and smiling around the cock as she continues to milk him into her mouth. Slurping a little, as she keeps up that suction, head moving around as she extracts maximum pleasure from the act.

Pulling it out and running the tip around her face, the shaft bending as she paints her cheeks, nose and lips with his seed – then sticking her tongue to catch it, and steering it back into her mouth for a little more sucking. We can sense the hunger and urgency as she feels it shrinking and softening.

We cut to a wider shot so we can see the white dog standing over her head, not much clearance between his belly and her face. He’s looking around, panting – his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Jenna is to the side, getting a view that’s almost as good as ours, smiling as she watches.

Once the Irish slut realises that she’s losing the battle to keep the beast hard, she draws her head back, dragging her lips back along the shaft, sucking it as she backs away. Finally holding on for a last half-second before the tip pops out of her mouth, the shrinks quickly back into the dog’s sheath. She moves after it and kisses the opening of the furry pouch, poking her tongue out and wiggling it against the little opening… Not enough to get the dog interested again… Then she settles her head back on the floor and takes a few deep breaths – all done…

Buddy steps over her head, takes a couple of staggering steps and then collapses on his side and lays there with his head up, panting hard… Well used and worn out by this olive-skinned dogslut.

He looks as happy to have met her as we are. As does Jenna… And as we look at the three of them – Buddy on his side panting, Jacqui on her back catching her breath, Jenna on her knees over them, smiling her head off – we come to the end of another filthy fuck, and we fade out on another fuck.

We fade back in and Buddy is still laid on his side, but now sleeping… Barely a minute has passed, but he’s out for the count.

We look up from him see our lovely Irish tart standing with Jenna.

The Irish girl’s stockings are ripped, and there are welts on her thighs, little dog hairs stuck to her sweaty skin… Her chest is still heaving, still excited from her previous activity – and she’s smiling broadly, proud of what she’s just achieved.

“So – revenge, and the ultimate wedding gift… Job done… How was it for you?” Asks Jenna.

Jacqui nods, “Pretty fecking gud… The Earth moved!!”

Jenna nods approvingly, then pushes on, “Aaaand… This is obviously something your future husband loves to watch… Do you think that, after this experience, he’s going to get to watch it live – in the flesh…?” Jenna asks.

“Oh, I’d think that’s a big yes… Whenever he wants…” She nods, adding, “Whenever I want – whether he wants me to or not..!” – and she laughs.

Jenna smiles, putting her hand on her guest’s shoulder, “Well, I said this before you did your scene – I think Shay is a very lucky man – and you guys are going to have a very happy marriage!!”

Jacqui nods and smiles, “I think so, yeahh…”

The American continues, “Just remember… As long as you have a dog, you will always have that little extra spice in your relationship – and if things don’t work out, at least you’ll still have that big ol’ doggie!” She smiles and laughs along with her guest’s reaction.

On that note Jenna turns away from the brunette, toward the camera, and gives her closing comments.

Jenna says, “So there you have it… That’s the kind of girl every man would be happy to marry… Sexy, young, and willing to do whatever he wants – even if it means going all the way to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’

As she’s talking Jacqui drops to her haunches next to Buddy and begins to stroke and fuss with the burly white pitbull again – just friendly post-coital petting.

Jenna continues, “We’ll be back next week with everyone’s favourite meany from Motherwell… Until then, y’all have a great week and, er… Have a wank for me… Over me… Or this little Irish slut… What else are we for?” She laughs, and then turns back to her guest, seeing that the ‘little Irish slut’ is rubbing at Buddy’s cock again – and getting a reaction…

“Are you trying to get him started again? Wow… There’s no stopping you, is there…?” – as she speaks she drops down on her knees beside Jacqui, still smiling, and says, “Well this time you have to share…”

And we fade out for another week – because there’s simply not enough time to show these two sluts sharing that lucky dog’s dick! Which they did, for quite a while…

We begin this week’s show with a slow pan across a residential area, streets of terraced houses, two levels plus attics with dormer windows.

As we move across the streetscape, a caption fills the screen: “BRENTFORD, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we complete our scan of the street as we do a full turn to look behind us, to a similar a particular building, two levels plus dormer windows in the sloping roof, but on the front wall there’s a large sign (gold writing on a green background) that reads, “THE WHEREHOUSE – a gastro pub.” The lower floor of the building is painted the same shade of green as the background of the sign, and infront of that, on a wide pavement, a couple of wooden picnic tables, with a couple of customers still eating dinner.

A thick-set waitress collects plates from one of the table, exchanging comments with the diners and laughing. She’s blonde, not the youngest, and not the prettiest, but very friendly looking – and her clothes (white button up blouse and a black knee-length skirt) are tight enough to reveal that whilst she has a thick trunk, big bum, wide shoulders, and a healthy chest, she’s in pretty good condition.

She moves out of the way to take the dishes back to the pub, and we see who she’s been serving… It’s our white haired, stocky, casually dressed Scottish host – Andy Boss. And under the table, resting between his ankles, is a large, dark pile of fur and muscle called Bucky.

Andy looks up at our camera as if he’s almost embarrassed about the staged shot, then introduces himself and the show to our camera in his intelligent, clear Scottish accent.

“Hello… Welcome to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name’s Andy Boss, and this hairy bastard is Bucky…” At the mention of his name, the dog raises his big head and looks up at his owner. “We’ve come down to Brentford today so that I can enjoy a nice meal, and he can enjoy a nasty waitress…”

We cut to a close-up of that waitress, now looking right into our camera and introducing herself in a well-spoken, confident home counties accent. “Hello… I’m Mandy Hayes… I’m 42 years old, and I’m from Brentford… And I’m looking forward to having sex – with that dog…” She points to the side and we follow her line of sight around until we’re looking back and Andy and his big dog, standing to the side of our camera crew.

And then we’re looking at Mandy and our host, standing opposite each other, angled toward our camera.

As usual, Andy looks like he doesn’t believe a word his guest is saying, and appears to be impatient as he waits to get to the end of the questions so that the action can begin. “Okay then, Mandy… Tell me a story…” – he moves the microphone over infront of her and waits for her to speak.

Mandy talks fast and loud, with the confidence of a woman who’s been in the food services industry for years, “My girlfriend Ash – that’s my best friend, nothing lezzy… Aahhh haha haha… This was a few years ago… We’re sort of growing old disgracefully… Or, growing middle-aged disgracefully, haha… Me and her were on like, a double date, sort of thing… And we all went back to one of the guy’s place… And we was having a little orgy sort of thing… But both of the guys were into my friend, not me… Haha haha… I was watching, because it’s fun, you know… But after a while I got a bit lonely – I was feeling left out… And this dog is wondering around… So I start playing with him – just joking around… You know..? Trying to get them to pay attention to me… But he wasn’t into it, and nothing happened… And I ended up feeling a bit disappointed… And I remember thinking – I bet he’d fuck Ash! And since then I’ve kept thinking about it… About her doing it, about me doing it… And I thought… Why not..?”

“So… No bullshit… No excuses… You’re just a filthy whore who wants to fuck a dog..?” Checks Andy.

Mandy smiles and nods her head, “Oh yeah… I wouldn’t dream of pretending anything else!”

Andy stands, pulling on Bucky’s leash to get the dog to his feet as well. “Right then… Lead us to nearest suitable venue for dogsex!”

“Certainly… If you’d like to follow me…” She smirks and turns to head into the pub – Andy follows with Bucky – and we follow him, speeding up the video as we move through the pub, past diners eating inside, through a bar, through a doorway and up a staircase to the private apartment upstairs, then through into a bedroom that looks out into the street. A few crewmembers are already here waiting for us, with cameras, microphones, and lights already set-up.

Our guest moves to the bed, then turns around and sits on the edge with her legs apart, her skirt riding halfway up her thighs – not high enough for us to see her underwear, but far enough to produce a dark space that interests the dog…

He moves straight over to her, slipping his snout between her thighs and into that space in her skirt, sniffing at her panties inside as she laughs and strokes his head and neck, bending forward over him, trying not to laugh too much as his attentions tickle her thighs and pussy. “Hello… Hello…”

She doesn’t look particularly turned on yet – she hasn’t even so much as unbuttoned her blouse – and at the moment she’s clearly treating this as more of a game than as foreplay for sex. Definitely having fun. Looking up to our camera, half laughing, and commenting that, “He’s already more interested in me than the other woofer was!!”

“Do you like that?” Checks Andy, then before she can answer he answers his own question, “Of course you do… Dirty slut!”

She barely notices the abuse, too busy smiling and giggling at the dog’s attentions… Raising her bum a little off the bed and taking hold of the sides of her skirt, shuffling it up her thighs until the gusset of her white panties is exposed, then sitting down again, leaning back a little and reaching down to pull the gusset to the side of her pussy, exposing her big-lipped pussy to the dog’s nose and tongue… A tuft of dark pubic hair pokes through from the top of the panties.

He sniffs first, then licks – and she spasms from the first contact… Then laughs, and gasps, “Oh woowwww… That’s… Woowwww!” She looks into camera, her smile growing and her eyes opening wider and wider as Bucky continues to lick with ever increasing intensity.

She lays back further, almost flat on her back, her chest straining the front of her blouse, nipples poking through – one hand holding her panties to the side, the other gently pulling the top of her pussy up – presenting her clit…

She’s breathing harder and harder as the dog continues to lick… Spreading her thighs wider, pulling the panties further away from her pussy – as if they are getting in the dog’s way… Letting his tongue slop over her pussy and her fingers, swishing her big pussy lips around, leaving them shiny and wet… All much to Mandy’s amusement – she’s constantly on the edge of hysterical laughter.

Her reacting is a result of shock rather than amusement – she can’t believe what she’s doing, and she can’t believe how good it feels… Looking up and seeing cameras just makes it feel more surreal…

She pushes on with the experience, trying not to laugh – but every touch of the tongue pushing her further that way…

She slips her fingers down from above her clit to between her pussy lips and spreads them apart – wet flesh parting to expose soft pink, almost slimy inner walls… Which are immediately licked by the big dog – his wide tongue sliding between her lips, gliding through her wetness – making her gasp and arch her spine again…

“Oh, you like that don’t you, slut!?” Notes Andy. Not expecting, or getting, an answer – because she’s lost in the licking.

Still smiling broadly, letting out the occasional giggle, she’s spreading her thighs so wide we’re worried she’s going to pull a muscle or strain a tendon… Reaching over from the gusset of her panties to her long pussy lips, taking one side and pulling them open, opening the other side with her other hand, spreading herself wide-open so that the dog’s licks slip inside her… Driving her to another level… Leg’s shaking… Her breathing speeding up… The laughter almost gone… Her face turning redder…

Bucky stops licking and tries to mount the bed, getting one paw up before Andy steps in to grab his collar, pulling him back so that his big mouth is infront of our guest’s pussy… “Lick that… Good boy… Make the whore cum… Good boy…” Orders Andy – who acts dismissive around our guests, but loves nothing more than to see his dog making a woman cum!

And once he gets back to licking her it doesn’t take long for the big black beast to send this woman over the edge and into an orgasmic frenzy – positively hooting with laughter and curling up as his tongue sends electric shocks throughout her nervous system, making her whole body spasm and jerk as she tries to push him off and roll away, squealing “OOoooohh ffuccckkk… Jeeeezzzusss!”

She rolls over, moving up the little bed, but before she can get too far the big animal has lurched up on the bed to join her, and he’s stepping over her, excitedly trying to get into a position on top of her… All of which makes the post-orgasmic, still tingling bitch laugh even more hysterically… “A minute… Just give me… A minute!!” She shrieks… Laughing and pushing the dog aside, which just makes him want her more.

She ends up on her back, with the dog standing over her head – with one hindleg in her resting between her arm and body, almost in her armpit, and the other on the other side of her head – her eyes under her balls and tail, her chin under his heavy, hairy sheath. She’s looking up at his little red rocket… Glistening and pink – poking slightly away from her face, down toward her body…

Half laughing, then stopping – a moment of lust overcoming her hysteria – she reaches up and grabs the sheath, suddenly looking very serious as she begins to wank at it… Quickly helping the shaft to grow, and allowing more of it to be exposed – pulling the sheath back and getting a better look at his equipment… “OOoohh bloooddyy hell!!!” She gasps, before belching out another burst of shocked laughter… Her mouth is less than six inches from a dog’s cock – we know there’s only one way this is going to go – and so does she…

“Go on… Suck it, whore… You know you want to…” Taunts our host, quite unnecessarily, because there’s no question of her intent as she continues to jerk the sheath, getting the dick as big and hard as she can… Making it drip a few drops of pre-cum onto her – most of it splashing away from her face onto her blouse…

She pauses, letting go of the cock, and grabs the front of her blouse, then rips it open to expose her soft tits (no bra) – nothing special apart from the long, rock-hard nipples. Then, with her white top hanging on either side of her body, her boobs exposed, she reaches back up to the sheath and goes back to wanking the dog – letting his pre-cum drip and squirt down onto her tits…

She continues to jerk it, gasping, “Yeaaahh… Yeeeahhhh… Cum on my tits… You like it? You like? Mmmmm…” – and then, as it grows to six inches long, switching her grip from the sheath the shaft, pulling to downwards toward her face and raising her head toward it, and stroking it into her open mouth, moaning, and reaching down between her legs, trying to rub her pussy, but finding her tight skirt still bunched up around her thighs…

She pauses the doggy action for a second, reaching down with both hands, grabbing the hem of her skirt and pulling it right up around her bum and hips… “Stupid fucking skirt… Why didn’t I strip..?” She laughs.

At this point Andy steps in, impatiently, and grabs her panties – ripping them down her legs for her… Making that pussy fully accessible… She whacks one hand between her thighs, over her snatch, two fingers sinking inside, then pulling them out and rubbing her clit, using her pussy juices as lubricant…

Her other hand is back to the dog’s cock, gripping behind the knot, pointing it at her mouth… Directing a few drips and squirts of warm, watery dog spunk onto her tongue and right to the back of her mouth… Coughing slightly, then smiling, and raising her mouth a little further, taking the cock inside, and sucking… Closing her thin lips around the rock-hard flesh, moving her head quickly up and down toward his belly – her lips along his shaft, then pulling back and withdrawing it, letting out another crazed laugh… “OOooohhhh yeaaaasssss… Sucking a doggy cock… I’m sucking a doggy coooo-oooocccckkk!” She gasps – as if it’s an achievement. Her fingers rubbing over her pussy faster and faster as she sucks and talks.

She keeps her mouth open – waiting for another shot of watery cum… Smiling… Then jumping slightly as it hits her. Squeal/laughing… Then aiming the dick down toward her tits and waiting for another shot… Still rubbing her pussy fast, then sinking fingers knuckle deep, stabbing herself a few times, and then rubbing again, “IIIiiiiiii fucking love it… Aahhhh… OOOohhhhhh… It’s sooooo fucking dirty…”

The dog stands over her for a few more seconds, her fingers hooked around behind his knot like she’s holding a brandy glass… His dick pointed at her tits… Breathing hard… Chest rising and falling as he fingers dance between her thighs, no longer masturbating – she’s full-on finger fucking herself…

On the edge of heaven… Mouth wide… Out of breath… Turning red… And then another squirt of doggy jism over her body. She raises her head, taking the cock back in her mouth, freeing up her knot hand to start massaging the doggy spunk into her flesh whilst she sucks… Bringing her wet palm from her freshly soaked tits, to her face and rubbing it around, smearing her make-up… Breathing even harder… Almost too excited…

Andy suggesting that she is a, “Fucking cunt… Look at you – wanking yourself off… Turned on by sucking a dog’s cock… What a fucking slut!” As usual, his abuse is more about turning our guest on that a reflection of his personal feelings… He’s a cunt, but he’s not a fucking cunt!

Down below him, she’s raising her head, sucking the shaft inside, sliding it deeper… Moving her lips up and down the fat tool… Working that meat… Moaning harder and harder as she fucks herself at one end and sucks the dog at the other, the corners of her mouth still turned up in a smile…

Her eyes flutter and her back arches… Her head moves around – the dog’s cock in her mouth, but she’s not doing anything but hold it there… She’s distracted – because her cunt is on fire… She’s done it with her fingers – but we know it’s the dog standing over her, and his cock in her mouth that’s really put her over the edge… We’re calling this one a dogasm too!

“Dirty cunt!” Calls Andy, “Cumming with a dog’s cock in your mouth! What would your mother think?”

She moans around Bucky’s dick, half reacting to the orgasm, half to Andy’s catch-phrase… Never spitting it out… Turning her head a little, the cock following it… Slowing her fingerbanging, holding her hand tight to her hypersensitive pussy – protecting and enhancing the moment… Making it last… Holding position for seconds as the thrills run over her and through her…

Then – as she regains a little more control of herself, and returns to our world, suddenly finding another level of hunger, and beginning to work that big canine cock again – sliding it deeper and deeper into her mouth – lifting her head, but also pulling his knot toward her face – jamming the tip of the animal’s took into the back of her throat…

“Choke on it…” Calls our host. “Go on… Slut… Choke yourself…”

She’s pulling that cock harder and harder into her mouth, choking herself on it… Sucking until she gags, then pulling it out – a long line of throat slop hanging between cock and mouth – then snapping and falling across her face… Making her giggle and smile…

And then she’s laying there… No longer sucking, still breathing hard, that big hairy beast still standing over her, his big phallus aimed down at her face… Still dripping and squirting all over her smeared make-up. And she’s still just laying there… Catching her breath…

She brings both hands to his cock… One holding the knot, the other stroking up and down the shaft… Milking him onto her face… Soaking herself… Smiling as more spunk squirts onto her lips, into her mouth, over her nose and forehead, into her hair…

She keeps going until the cock begins to shrink… She’s emptied those big balls… He’s spent… Stepping away from her… All done… And she’s left laid out there on her back, wet tits in the air, legs spread, pussy open… Still out of breath… Elated.

We cut to Andy, standing to the side of the bed, stroking Bucky’s big head and neck, looking back at his guest, letting her know that, “You’re a dozy fucker, aren’t you? Sucked him for so long that he’s no hard anymore… You can’t fuck a dog that can’t get hard!”

“Mmmmmmm… There’s always next time…” Sighs Mandy. “And there WILL be a next time!” And then she laughs, and we fade out on another successful bestial initiation.

We fade back in a few minutes later – still in the bedroom… The big German Shepherd is laid out on the floor, on his front, his head up, breathing hard but looking happy – looking up in the direction of our guest…

The thick-set waitress sits on the edge of the bed, sitting forward, her tits hanging down almost to her thighs. She’s still a little out of breath, both from the sucking itself, and from the heart-pounding excitement of having sexual relations with a dog…

Andy interviews her from slightly across the room, not deeming her worthy of the friendly sit-down treatment.

His voice is loaded with disdain as he talks to her. “So, when you tried to interest a dog before today, you came away feeling disappointed… Now that you’ve done disgusting things with a doggy – do you feel better about yourself?”

She tips her head on one side as she thinks, perhaps thinking a few brain cells might connect. “Uuuuh, you know what, I do… I feel like I can do anything I want now.”

“And I suppose you’re going to tell me that what you want, is to do this again?” Spits Andy.

Mandy sounds incredibly relaxed as she confirms, “Yes… Actually… More sucking, and some fucking too… That would be nice. I want to try everything. Maybe two dogs. Maybe a horse… Or a pig… I just want to be dirty. All comers welcome.” She giggles.

“Well, you’ve certainly proved that you’re just a filthy bestial whore… You didn’t even get any sex out of it… Just let my boy use your mouth… So, it really was just about feeling dirty and desired… Men haven’t been interested for a while, but at least a stranger’s dog will let you suck his cock…”

“Yes…” Shrugs the naked waitress.

“Is that all you think you’re worth? Being a dog’s cocksucker… What a high opinion you have of yourself…”

She shrugs her shoulders. “Well… I’m a dirty bitch. I know that. And I don’t think being a dog’s cocksucker is the worst thing in the world… There’s a lot of girls who are on their own at my age… Now I’ve done this, I’m sure I’ll have plenty of gentlemen keen to make friends with me!”

“Plenty of perverts, but I suspect there won’t be too many ‘gentlemen’… Get ready for a line of blokes asking you to blow their dogs whilst they watch!”

Our guest can barely hide her smile, “Well… That doesn’t sound like too bad a way to spend some time, does it?”

Andy shakes his head, “Well… As I said before your sucked off my dog – at least you know you’re a dirty slut… There’s something to be said for a woman who knows what she wants, and goes out to get it – even if it is just to have sex with animals!”

She’s smiling and nodding, ready to speak again as he turns his back on her and steps toward the camera to begin his closing narration…

“Well, unless my boy gets a second wind and decides to fuck this dirty bitch, that’s it from me for another week… Once again, we’ve proved that there’s no end to the desperation of horny women right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”

He turns back to look at his dog, checking if there’s any sign of him being ready for another round with Mandy… There isn’t… So he continues, “The blond bimbo from the U.S. of A. will be back next week with another of these desperate doggy-whores… Until then, remember that your dog being happy is the only thing that really matters… So ladies, don’t forget to bend for man’s best friend!”

He gives us a thumbs up, and behind him we can see our guest cracking another smile at his comment – and that’s where we’ll fade out…

BONUS SCENE

A caption appears, reading, “Nine minutes later…”

We cut back to the bedroom – into jerky, hand-held action – Mandy, still naked, on her hands and knees on the floor, with our big black German Shepherd already on her back and furiously pumping at her behind…

In the background we can see that most of our equipment is already bagged up, leaving us with just this one camera and the onboard microphone, catching the action as Bucky fucks our very noisy, and very happy guest…

She’s giving it the “Oh God… Oh God…” routine as the beast holds tight and pumps fast, smashing his dick into her pussy. We don’t get a good shot of the penetration because we want to hold this wide angle and catch the whole scene.

From the side we can see her boobs shaking, her mouth hanging open in shock and delight… The dog’s front legs gripping against her ribs, his thighs tensing and jerking toward her 110 times in the thirty seconds we get to see before he slows… Stops… Pauses, and then pulls off, hoping off his bitch to the side… Leaving her with an exposed and dripping pussy…

It was quick, and it was dirty… But she’s lost her doggy cherry, and we can tell from the smile on her face that she enjoyed it as much as Bucky did. She gasps toward someone off camera, “Well, that was a nice bonus!”

We watch some canine semen leaking out of her pussy and dripping to the floor… And then we fade out again, for the last time this week – confident that our guest will become a permanent resident, of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.