We begin this week’s show in a very safe looking, quiet, middle-class street of detached two-storey houses. Small gardens to the front, wooden fences, short brick-lined driveways and double garages. Every garden seems to have some kind of tree in it – all of them leafless as we filmed this episode in the middle of winter.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we’re in, “PORTSMOUTH, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we turn to face up the street, and see our host walking towards us, his lean Doberman walking beside him… As slim and elegant as the beast is, the man is the opposite – fat and balding, with his belly hanging out of his West Ham shirt and over the front of his jeans. He talks as he comes closer, his voice loud, gruff, and stereotypically Cockney…

“’Ello… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your ‘ost, Dennis Baxter, and this lean, mean, shaggin’ machine…” He nods down toward the sleek beast by his side. “… Is Romeo… And this week I’ve brought ‘im daan to Portsmouth, to meet a dirty cant, who wants to make a long-time dream come true…”

He smiles and nods toward the camera, then tips his head toward the houses to his side… We swing around to look in the direction he has indicated and see this week’s guest standing at the end of the pathway infront of her home.

Neatly dressed in a white blouse and casual slacks, she’s a slim, somewhat coy-looking blonde with a pretty, white-toothed smile and narrow features – pointed jaw and nose, high cheekbones. Her blonde hair is cut short at the back and sides, but layered high on top and with a swept fringe at the front, giving her a very smart-casual look.

She speaks with a slight slur suggesting she’s had a few drinks to prepare for our visit – beyond that her accent soft and fluffy – “Hiiiii… I’m Alice Samson. I’m a 47-year-old mother of two from Portsmouth. I’ve been married for twelve years, I’ve got a nine-year-old boy, and a seven-year-old girl… And, for as long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to have sex with a dog!” She ends with the kind of smile that suggests she’s been waiting a long time to say this out loud.

We cut to a two-shot of her standing with Dennis – and he’s got his arm around her shoulders, fat hand gripping her slim shoulder, pulling her in and down toward the microphone he’s holding. She’s reacting as if this is all a game, as if she’s on a game show about to win a prize… Of course, she’s about to receive one of the best prizes on television…

Dennis leans in a little closer, and urges her to, “Tell me a story, Alice…”

She shrugs her shoulders, “Well… To be honest… There isn’t really a story to tell… I just want to have sex with a dog… And… Well… Your dogs never seem to let anyone down.”

“They certainly don’t…” Confirms Dennis, pulling her closer and asking, “So, how long have you wanted to do this?”

She answers without pausing, speaking off the top of her head, “I can’t actually remember ever not being into bestiality. We had a dog when I was growing up – and I loved being close to him – I loved the feel of his body against mine… I used to hug him after bath-time, and feel him against my tummy and my chest… I just wanted to be as close to him as possible… I didn’t even know what sex was, but I wanted him on my back… I really longed to be fucked by him…”

“Did you ever try?”

She smiles and nods, “Of course… I tried lots of times when I was a teenager, but he really wasn’t interested. Maybe he was too old… Or maybe I wasn’t his type…” She giggles at the idea.

A second later, she’s back to talking. “I always felt a little bit guilty and ashamed of it, every time I tried, but it never stopped me trying it again. I even sucked on his sheath, and…” She pauses, taking a breath and blushing a little before confessing, “… I licked his arse…” She shakes her head, like she doesn’t believe she’s saying this out loud… Then continues, “But I never got any actual cock-action… I’ve always regretted it. I never had the chance to try it since – I’ve never had the time and privacy with a suitable animal…”

Dennis smiles, “Well, you’ve got your chance today, for sure…”

Our guest smiles – she knew it, but she’s happy to hear it.

Dennis continues, “And this bad boy won’t disappoint you one bit…”

She smiles even broader, sighing, “Oh, I hope not…”

Pulling her even closer, almost whispering to her (but making sure we can hear it), he asks “So where’s your husband and the kids today?”

She responds casually, “They’ve gone out for the day to see his mother.” She waves her hands in the air, indicating that she’s free and easy. “Leaving me to have some fun!”

Dennis nods, then asks, “And what do you think your husband and his mother will think of you doing this?”

She purses her lips, “Ahhhh… He doesn’t know what’s happening here today, so this will be a bit of a shock for him…” She looks into camera, half giggling, and waves, “Hi darling… Sorry…” (but she doesn’t look sorry).

“And what about your mother-in-law?”

Our guest smirks, “Well, she never thought I was good enough for her little boy… She always thought I was a slut!”

Dennis nods, and chuckles as he notes that, “She was right, wasn’t she?”

They both look down at Romeo, and Alice breaks into a laugh, confirming, “Yeah… I suppose she was… A dogslut!”

And we fade through to a shot of her undressing… Removing her blouse to reveal a slight, pale body – very slim with a ribby chest. Her B-cup breasts appear to sit in, rather than strain against her white bra.

As she’s undressing she’s keeping an eye on Romeo, who pads around, occasionally coming over to sniff at her, then returning to Dennis for a pat on the head or a rub on the neck… Wagging his tail as his owner asks him, “What do you think, eh?”

Now removing her slacks, our guest thinks Dennis is talking to her, and answers, “Yeah… He’s sexy… I can’t wait to try everything…” – slipping the trousers down around her skinny legs and stepping out of them, re-iterating the, “Everything!” part.

She’s now down to a simple, white, matching bra and panty set – and she quickly dispenses of the panties first (revealing a dark thatch of pubic hair that suggests she’s not a natural blonde), and then her bra – unhooking it and pulling it down and away from her tits, which follow it down to reveal that they are actually a very saggy pair – hanging against her ribs, with the hard nipples pointing pretty much straight to the floor. She’s not self-conscious about them though – she’s far too fixated on our friendly Doberman to worry about such things!

We cut to Dennis, across the room, holding Romeo, waiting for her to be ready… Then we’re back on our guest as she drops to her knees, then drops her skinny bottom to the floor between her heels and reaches out toward her lover-to-be…

She’s showing off those white teeth as she smiles broadly – her little nipples looking stiff – she’s clearly excited about being so close to the dog.

She looks up at the camera and asks, “I love this…”

She stoops forward, putting her hands to the floor and her face toward the dog – who strains against his chain, licking the air infront of her face, trying to get at her. She leans forward the last couple of inches and lets him lick her mouth and nose.

We watch in close-up as his big tongue smooshes up against her lips, pushing them around as she just relaxes and lets him go. She moans a happy moan – then, as soon as he breaks away from her, she looks into camera and says, “I always used to kiss Toby like this… But he was never this ‘energetic’” she laughs – then adds, “I hope he’s this energetic with all the rest of today’s fun!”

“Don’t worry about that.” Confirms Dennis as his beast continues pushing at our guest – and she keeps pushing him away… He clearly thinks this is a game, and he loves it… Coming back every time she pushes him.

Between shoves, she shifts her weight from kneeling to sitting – bum on the floor, feet infront, knees in the air… Closing her thighs together when the dog is close, then spreading them as he moves around her. Teasing.

She reaches down between her legs and runs her fingers up and down her pussy lips, slipping them inside – then bringing her wet fingers out and holding them out to the dog, giving him a sniff of what she’s denying him…

“Dirty, dirty, tease…” Comments Dennis, adding, “You’re being cruel to my boy!”

She looks up at him as the dog licks her fingers, and smirks as she confirms, “Oh, I’ll make it up to him!!”

She turns her head back toward him, smiles and asks, “Do you want some more? Do you? Okay…” – and then sits back and parts her legs now, offering her pussy up to the excited hound…

Romeo pushes in closer, between her thighs – dropping his head and sticking his snout into her crotch – making her laugh, then gasp, as he begins to lick noisily at her tight little snatch…

She leans back onto her elbows, looking down and smiling, offering encouragement as he licks, “Ohhh yeaaahhh… Yyeeeaahahhh… That’s gooooooood… Good bboooyyyyy!”

As his magic tongue begins to work between the lips of her cunt, and over her clit she begins to moan – looking down at the dog, then over at the camera crew, then her host. “Ohhh… He’s a good boy… That’s… Oooooohh!”

She holds her position, leaning all the way back, looking down at the dog’s head between her thighs as he continues licking at her little pussy. His tongue slotting between her pussy lips, driving a channel between them…

She looks as fascinated as she is aroused… Watching closely, turning her head to the side as she watches… “Yeaahhh… Gooooood boooooooy…”

He’s standing between her legs, his head dropped to her crotch, tasting her honey… Noisily slopping his tongue across her flesh. Each slopping lick raising the corners of the blonde’s mouth.

She angles her pelvis up toward him, offering him more of her pussy… Parting her thighs a little wider, gasping as the dog licks deeper… His warm tongue, slick and smooth between her neat lips… Again and again… Making her breath faster and faster, her chest rising and falling… Her moans getting louder… Clearer… The strain beginning to show on her face.

Dennis is close by throughout, urging both dog and bitch to keep going, “Yeah, that’s right… You love it, don’t ya… Love it…”

As Romeo continues to lick, she begins to shiver… Her mouth opening wider – letting out a long, wavering, “Ooooooooooooh” sound. Her lips forming an ‘o’ shape… The feeling getting good to her…

She begins to shake more and more, her white skin flushing pink, a little sweat on her face and tits… And then bucking her body back, snapping her belly up again, little tits bouncing, and then falls back off her elbows onto her back… Letting the dog lick for a few more seconds, then twisting away from him, still shaking and gasping, locking her thighs together and rolling onto her front. Shaking, jerking a little… We’re guessing she’s already had her first orgasm of the day!

As she’s shaking – Dennis moves into frame, not blocking our view, but making sure he can be seen as he looks into camera and talks to the viewers at home – well, one of them… “Look at your wife… Look at this dirty cunt getting off with a dog!” He nods toward her, then smiles, “Lovely, innit?”

As he’s talking, his dog lifts his head and moves forward, standing over our guest – experimentally attempting to lower his crotch toward her behind – he’s several inches too high, but his intent is clear… We cut to a close-up of his cock swinging and bouncing above her arse – the wet tip occasionally bumping against her back.

We hear Dennis, off camera now, coaching her – “Lift your arse up…” – and her gasping back a shaky, “Give me a minute…”

She straightens her legs a little, raising her arse up in the air toward his meat – moving up until the dog realises that she’s close to being in the proper position…

He reacts by bending his hindlegs again, lowering his belly until his sheath is against her arse, and then beginning to pump at her… The head of his cock quickly prodding and rubbing up against the crack of her arse now.

She whimpers under him, barely able to contain her excitement – keeping her head down, her little floppy tits close to the floor, arse in the air, pressing up into the dog’s belly…

And he’s standing over her, all four paws on the floor rather than gripping hold of her, thrusting at her pussy…

And below him, she’s doing her best to hold in this position so he can get into her… She’s still whimpering a little, nervous and excited about the shape of things to come…

We cut to a close-up so we can see the shape ourselves… Her cute pussy, poking back between her slim thighs – and the dog’s growing cock bumping up against it. Ready for action but still a long way from full size…

Unfortunately, with her legs out behind her, straightish, and her thighs together between Romeo’s hindlegs, it’s looking increasingly unlikely that he’ll be able to penetrate her without assistance… So Dennis comes to the rescue, dropping to his knees behind them… Reaching in between the dog’s belly and our guest’s narrow arse, and taking hold of the tip of the Doberman’s cock, directing it down and pushing it against Alice’s pussy lips… He runs the flat end down against them, then between them, and then inside…

Our guest whimpers again… Then the dog takes over… Feeling her cunt wrapping itself around his member and launching into her – full steam ahead… Immediately making her collapse to her knees, bending her legs a little, dropping lower – but now that he’s inside her, he follows her down, bending his hindlegs and almost squatting as he pounds into her with great speed and fury…

She grunts, “Fuu-uuu-uuu-rrrr-kkk!” as the beast knocks the wind out of her.

Off camera we hear Dennis calling, “Go on, my son!”

Standing over his skinny little bitch, our powerful beast is really giving it to her… Pumping his powerful hips down and forward at her, bending his legs… It’s not the fastest fuck we’ve ever seen on the show, but it’s one of the hardest, and it’s deep… And each stroke is doing a real number on the blonde…

In profile, we can see from her face that she’s really struggling to handle the intensity of it all… Wincing, letting out grunted “UURRRGGHH!” noises, squeezing her eyes tight shut as she takes the pain… But there’s always the hint of a smile – she’s loving it!

We switch back to the low-level angle, looking up between her thighs to see that long dick being driven into her body over and over again…

She cries, “Oh ggaaahhhhhhdddd…” – just loud enough for us to pick it up… Her voice shakes from the strain and the rocking of the action.

We cut to a wider shot to watch the sleek black beast finish the feverish fuck… Slowing on the last few strokes and pushing up hard against her – now lifting his front legs from the floor and wrapping them tight to her body, paws folded back under her belly, squeezing her so that she has to fight for each breath… Already over-excited by the fuck, she’s now just about hyperventilating from the excitement, and the strain of the sheer size of his cock, and the knot that’s beginning to swell inside her…

She twists her face up, baring her teeth – and almost growling at the moment. “OOOohhhhhfffffffuuucccccKKKK!”

Back to the close-up of her pussy, back between her thighs and stretched out around the Romeo’s tool – the lips spread wide around his knot, which is huge… The whole rig – cock, knot, and balls, all moving slightly as he pumps hot doggy semen into her body – with her letting out a little whimper in time with each squirt.

From the wider angle we see the dog still holding onto her, his long rear legs bent to keep his gear down with the blonde’s behind, looking unbalanced and awkward standing over her – his head up, looking around almost as if he’s embarrassed, or maybe expecting to be told off… Her continued over-stimulated moaning possibly upsetting him…

He stands over her for a minute, thighs tensing, balls swinging… With her gasping for breath between his front legs, and then slowly loosens his grip around her body, and gently places his front paws back onto the ground. Standing up over her again – hind legs still bent, but only because of the hold her pussy has on his huge knot. He looks almost as awkward standing like this as he did when he was wrapped around her – but at least she can breathe a little better, her little chest swelling with each breath.

The fuck didn’t take long this week, and neither does the tie – with the dog pushing up with his hindlegs and slowly pulling himself away from her – easing that big knot out from between her tight pussy lips… Crowning and then suddenly bursting free, accompanied by a loud, “FFUUCCCKK!” from Alice as the seal is broken.

His thick club of a cock slithers out and swings away as he steps forward over his little bitch… Legs scraping over her back, his big dick flipping backward between their bodies and sliding over her back as he passes over her – and then she’s left on her chest and knees, arse in the air, pussy exposed and leaking dog-spunk…

We cut to a shot of Dennis moving up behind her on his knees, leaning sideways to look past her arse, up to her head, and holding up a whisky tumbler for her to see. “Now, if you just push yourself up, we’ll get you a little treat…”

We focus on her as she lays against her chest, catching her breath and smiling… Then slowly unfolding her body, hands down to the floor, pushing herself up onto all fours…

We close in on her pussy – the change of angle meaning that the dog’s cum can now begin to leak out of her… Dribbling through her lips and dripping straight into Dennis’s glass, which he is holding so that the rim is pressing against her pussy lips.

She lays there and lets her pussy drain into the glass some more, with Dennis occasionally moving it around, dragging the rim along her labia, making sure he gets every drop… Moving it around also gives us a good chance to see how much of the dirty fluid he has collected…

Once the flow seems to have slowed down, Dennis gives her a little pat on the bum with his free hand, and she pushes herself upright to her knees – showing off her soft little tits, marked by the carpet after having her weight on them.

As she comes upright, Dennis drops the glass down lower, still under her cunt, making sure he catches any additional spunk that drips as she changes angle…

As she waits for the last few drips, she reaches out to stroke Romeo’s neck and back as she ‘thanks’ him with a quiet, “Good boy…”

He reacts to her contact by moving back toward her, brushing his sleek, shiny coat over her naked flesh as he turns, and then – in the most unsubtle move of all time, just flopping heavily down onto his side infront of her, then rolling onto his back to show off his still hard cock. Our viewers will all know what he wants – and from the look on our guest’s face, so does she…

She drops back down to her hands, then down further over the dog’s belly, reaching forward and wrapping her fingers around his hard shaft, raising the cock and making it wave in the air a little for us, showing off its size… Pouting and then laughing as she admires it – then commenting, “Here we go… I love this…” and leaning forward to carefully take the meat into her mouth… Closing her lips around the shaft and sucking her cheeks in around it…

She holds the top of the cock in her mouth, remaining fairly still as she sucks gently – clearly fighting off a smile as she sucks… Loving what she’s doing, especially that she’s on camera… Flicking her eyes to the side occasionally to look right into the lens.

She works the last couple of inches of his tool… Sucking, pumping, swallowing… Running her hand up and down the shaft… Taking her time… Casting occasional glances over toward us and fighting off a smile each time. Occasionally taking her lips off it and licking the wet tip, purring, “I love it” or “This is so bloody hot!” between sucks and licks.

We cut to see Dennis, near by, swilling the glass of dogcum around in our guest’s line of sight, and asking, “Do you like that taste?”

She responds with an “Mmmmmmm” as she sucks, nodding her head around the dog’s cock, smiling again as she drains the animal.

We pull back to enjoy the whole scene. Alice bending forward, those floppy little tits hanging forward and swinging as she bounces her head on his dick, working that tip for just a few more seconds… Then sitting back on her heels, and upright, leaving the dog on his back on the floor infront of her. He appears to have barely even noticed that the skinny blonde bitch is no longer sucking on his cock. His big dick flopped down against his belly, pulsing gently but no longer squirting…

She’s looking very satisfied, turning to smile into camera, then toward her host and reaching out…

Dennis holds the glass out of her reach, tutting… “No no no… Not yet… You said you licked mum and dad’s dog’s arse… Don’t deprive my dog and all the lovely people at home your depravity!”

She giggles, looking down at the dog with a face that suggests she’s ‘thinking about it’…

Dennis adds, “Why don’t you show the mother-in-law what a slut you really are… You fucked him, you sucked him… Now stick that tongue where the Sun don’t shine…”

Alice cracks a broad smile at the thought, and nods, as if she’s only just decided this is worth doing, then leans forward, back down onto her hands, then her elbow… Moving behind the dog, taking his tail in one hand to pull it gently up to expose more of his puckering brown arsehole…

The beast barely reacts, hindlegs out wide, cock slowly receding into its sheath… Arsehole exposed… Blonde closing in… He’s not worried…

We cut to a close-up of her open mouth beside his arse… Her tongue out, closing in, then making contact and slowly stroking it over it… Wet – back and forth, the front of the tongue, then the tip, then the bottom of the tongue as she moves back over the butt… She looks more amused than aroused or disgusted… Having fun… Turning a little toward our camera to whisper, “Hallo Mum!”, with a smug look on her face before giving the arsehole another lick, up and down…

She pulls back and giggles, taking a look at his wet bum… Then leaning in again to have another quick lick, flicking the tip of her tongue over the swollen anus a little more… Then a little closer to kiss it – making a loud “Mmmwwaaaahhh” sound as she pulls away looking particularly proud of herself.

She brings herself back to the upright position, leaving the dog still looking exhausted and satisfied on his back, barely moving. She reaches out to Dennis again…

“This… Is all for you…” He confirms as he hands her the glass…

She thanks him, and then without any hesitation or ceremony, and almost before we can move in for the close-up, brings the glass to her mouth and tips it in like she’s drinking vodka… Fast, straight in and straight down her throat. No time to savour it – she just wants to get it down her throat. She licks her lips and smiles into camera again, a very happy, satisfied smile…

“How was that?” Checks our host.

“Bloody marvellous…” She replies without a pause. “Worth the wait!”

“You’ll do it again?”

“Oh definitely… No question about it… I’ll have my own dog before the end of the week!” And from the look on her face, we don’t doubt her for a second.

We pan down from her to the ultra-relaxed Doberman, watching him just laying on his back, with his legs apart and his cock tucked away in its sheath… And then we fade to black.

After a short pause, white letters print onto the black screen telling us that, “Following her appearance on our show, Alice’s husband was unable to accept her new lifestyle – giving her an ‘It’s me or your fantasy’ ultimatum. They are currently going through a divorce.”

The middle of our screen fills with a happy home video footage of Alice and her two children in the park, all of them laughing as a large black Rottweiler bounds into view, bouncing around them, waiting for a big stick to be thrown for him to chase…

As we watch the video, the letters continue to print up on the screen, advising us that, “Alice has purchased a handsome hound and claims she has never had a better ‘companion’ – she also claims that her mother-in-law is now a regular visitor to the home – even visiting when the children are staying with their father. Alice says they’ve never been ‘closer’.”

And with the strong suspicion that Alice and her mother-in-law are sharing this magnificent Rottweiler whilst the children are away, we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing montage of a large, modern and colourful two-story building. It’s actually a collection of buildings, covering a large area, with open asphalt yards, grass playing fields, even tennis courts… Yes, we’re at another school… What is it about teachers and bestiality? Does working with British children really do this to the minds of our women?

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “DURHAM, ENGLAND.”

As it fades, we cut to a ground level shot of the school building – looking up at a particularly colourful, almost Lego-like structure, which is actually the student reception block – we see our host walking out of the building and heading toward us, her slim legs emerging from a micro-mini-skirted black dress, crossing infront of one another as she walks, as if her high-heeled feet are on a tightrope… There’s a well styled mop of bleach blonde hair, a strong jaw and big mouth full of shiny white teeth, and a shelf of fake boobs, held firm in that little-black dress… It’s our American dogslut, the former-Playmate of the Month, Jenna McCartney, and she’s smiling at us as she introduces the show…

“Hi petfans… And welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Jenna McCartney, and I’m your host for this journey into depravity, desire and dogsex… This week, we’re travelled north to Dur-Ham city, in the North-East of the country, where we’re going to meet a lady who has had bestial dreams for a long, long, time…”

We cut to look across the yard and see another woman walking toward us… She’s very prim and proper, a modest young woman with the collar of her blouse buttoned right to the top, her jacket pulled tight across what looks like a very large chest, synched in around her narrow waist. Dirty-blonde hair frames a kind, welcoming face with big green eyes. Whilst she seems pretty conservative, there’s a gesture toward overt sexuality with her thin lips thickened with scarlet lipstick.

She introduces herself, direct-to-camera, in a polite, well-spoken voice – neutral in almost every way. “Hello… I’m Jane Steinberg… I’m a 37-year-old teacher from Durham… And I want a big, bad pig, to make me his sow!”

She smirks as she says it, as if she’s been waiting a long time to say it. She looks older than the 30 she’s claiming – suggesting that she’s lying about her age, but she might just be one of those unfortunates who ages quicker than others. Despite her impressive looking figure, she’s the kind of woman whose students will probably have looked straight through without ever considering her to be a sexual option…

We cut to a shot of her standing beside our host in the car-park. She’s a little taller than Jenna – considering the diminutive American’s penchant for four-inch stripper heels, that would make our guest around 5’6”. She’s lost her jacket, and we can see how hard that button-up blouse has to work to contain her boobs. Jenna’s fake set is virtually exploding out of the front of her dress, but Jane’s look like it may be just as impressive, although we’re betting that they aren’t as firm and round.

Jenna begins her standard, pre-fuck interview… “So, tell me Jane, when did your interest in bestiality begin?”

Our guest blushes a little, half turning away from Jenna and the camera as she gathers herself – and then turns back and answers, fighting off an excited smile as she does it. “I’ve… Been interested in it for a long time. It’s been one of those dirty little secrets that you never tell anyone. I used to search the internet when I was a teenager, secretly… I never told anyone. Then, when I got married, I never told my husband… Even when your show started on tv – we’d watch it together and… We were like everyone else – we both said it was disgusting, and we’d call those guests, ‘sluts’, but we’d always be there to watch the next episode!” She smiles at the thought. “But the next day I’d always download the episode to watch it again after work, on my own… And fantasize about being that ‘slut’…”

Jenna is standing opposite, nodding her approval of her guest’s story – and Jane is in her flow now, relaxing as she opens up. “I was jealous of the sluts with the dogs, and the horses… But what really turned me on was the women being mounted by the pigs… I think it’s because I’m Jewish…” She laughs a little, then continues, “And the sexiest thing on the show was always when the sluts would drink the animal’s cum… So, what I really want to do, is have sex with a pig, and then drink his cum…” She smiles as if this is a revelation after the rest of her story.

“And what does your husband think about this?” Asks Jenna with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh, he’s out of the picture now… Things didn’t work out with us. We just drifted apart, and the further we drifted, the more I thought about being with a pig… He used to complain that I was chatty all weekend, and then on Sunday evenings I’d get quiet and be distracted… You could say that your show caused our divorce…” She pauses as she thinks about that… Then smiles and says, “Thanks for that!”

Jenna smiles, nodding approvingly… “Wow… That’s pretty impressive… Fantasizing about pigsex so much that you drive your husband away!”

It’s our guest’s turn to smile now, but she’s shaking her head, “Oh no, it wasn’t like that… The marriage wasn’t working out, or the pigsex wouldn’t have become such a big deal… But… Once it did – well, yes… It pretty much took over. I was probably too distracted by my fantasies to put enough effort into saving the marriage…”

“So, the show itself was the inspiration for you coming on the show?” Checks Jenna.

“Actually…” Begins our guest. “It was a new directive at work… Here… I’ve always been too afraid to admit what I am… But earlier this year the education authority told us that we all have to refer to any student by the gender identity they nominate. We can be suspended if we don’t take their feeling into account… I thought to myself, if I can be suspended for not taking their feelings into account, then my feelings must count too… My gender, or sexual, identity… And I finally thought, if I identify as zoosexual, they can’t persecute me for it. So I wanted to come out of the closet in the loudest way possible!”

Jenna nods, catching onto the idea, “So you figure that your students, and the other staff members, won’t be able to treat you differently once you’ve been on the show?”

Jane nods now. “Exactly… The kids can’t taunt me, neither can my fellow staff-members, and I can’t be sacked, because I’d be able to sue the local education authority for not supporting my sexual identity… In a way, it’s my employers who have given me the courage to step out and be myself…” She smiles again. “And I can’t wait!”

Jenna smiles broadly, putting out a hand as if she’s going to lead her guest away, “Alright… Then let’s not waste another minute… Come with me, to the United Kingdom of Zoo…”

We cut to a familiar establishing shot of a large metal shed, with the sound of oinking and sqeauling pigs echoing from inside.

We cut to inside, where we find our guest in the process of undressing. Her blouse is already unbuttoned, hanging open to reveal a black bustier and corset. A good pair of boobs barely contained. She’s looking around, excited, as she removes the blouse, commenting on, “Ohhh, it smells so disgusting in here… I wish the show was in smell-o-vision so everyone at home could smell what I’m smelling…”

Jenna is opposite her guest, and we can see the smell on her face, she’s smiling but we can tell it’s in her nose. She nods, letting her guest talk on.

With her blouse off, Jane moves on to her skirt, unzipping and unbuttoning it… “I can’t wait…” She says, as she lets it fall away down her smooth legs to reveal a lacy black g-string that matches her bustier. “… I’m sooo bloody wet…” and then a giggle that belongs in the schoolyard rather than the pig-shed.

Next, she peels off that g-string, and we get a close-up of the gusset sticking to her pussy lips for a moment before pulling away – a clear whitish smear showing just how wet she is. She leaves the bustier in place. Standing there, looking quite proud of herself, she’s not a bad sight. She looks a little older than her 40 years, and she’s carrying a few extra kilos… But she’s quite shapely. The corset part of her bustier may be slimming her middle, but it’s also accentuating her boobs, and her hips are sticking out below, nicely wide, but not too wide. Her arms and legs are slim, healthy but unexercised.

We pause on her for another moment, watching as she tries not to smile… Then we cut to a shot of the main pig pen… The four-foot-high breeze-block walls around the straw, mud and shit covered concrete floor. And clopping around on that floor, pushing his big snout around in the dirt, looking for food, is our 300lb prize pig, Winston. He waddles forward, apparently unaware that there’s a new sow in town, ready to be filled with his hot porcine pulp.

We pull back to see the look of wonder on Jane’s face as she leans against the metal gate, looking in at the huge, pink beast… She’s breathing hard, and doesn’t seem to be able to form words anymore.

Beside her, Jenna has one hand on the gate and is using the other to unhook the metal hook that’s holding it closed. Jane steps back to give her room as she begins to pull the gate open, then shuffles around behind her so she can step through the gap – and into dreamland…

She stands in the pen, looking at Winston, her hands running up the front of her bustier to her breasts, holding them as she watches the enormous beast lumbering around and moving over to investigate the new arrival. He lifts his head up to sniff at her, his nose snotty and glistening.

They seem to make eye contact and Jane gasps, her knees appearing to buckle a little – before she shuffles her feet a few inches toward him… “He’s very handsome…”

As she inches toward him, he lumbers toward her – it’s not a large pen, so they meet in a couple of seconds… His heavy head raised up to her snatch, his wet nose against her trimmed pussy – he snorts, blowing out hot air against Jane’s privates, making her gasp.

She takes a step backward and finds the base of her spine up against the top of the breeze-block wall – she leans back against it – her hands on top, her bottom against the stone, opening her legs a little wider and letting him follow up his interest in her pussy – running his wet snout up between her thighs and over her cunt…

She gasps as his nose rubs over her lips and clit… Her hips twitching a little as she forces herself to keep her thighs open for him… She gasps, “OOooooh God… Ooohhhh… I wish he could lick… That’s… Ooooohhhh…” – and her hands run back up over her lingerie to her chest, squeezing it through the material, and then pausing to hook her boobs out of the top of her bustier, one, then the other, big nipples standing erect… Getting harder as she gives each a little pinch. Looking down at the pig as he looks up at her… The strangest stand-off.

Jane stops groping her tits for a moment and reaches down behind her backside, hands against the wall, moaning, “Oh fuck it… I can’t wait… I want to do this right now…” – then pushes herself forward, staggering past the beast into the middle of the pen, and dropping down quickly to her knees and forearms, with her hands forward, fingers slipping under the dirt and straw… Assuming a very quick, high reared doggy position – or should we call this one, ‘Piggy Position’?

Down in place, she twists a little to look back over her shoulder toward Winston, and calls back “Come on and fuck me then… I want that dirty little cock of yours right up inside my tight cunt!”

Graphic, but honest! We can’t fault this lady.

Behind her, the fat pig waddles toward her, moving in close, snorting and grunting noisily, signalling his intent.

We cut to outside the pen, looking at our stunning American host as she calls, “Here he comes… You’re in trouble now…” Laughing, then adding, “Brace yourself, bitch!”

On the dirty floor, our guest sets herself, tensing up, dropping her head, her fingers curling into fists full of filthy straw…

Winston comes in behind her, his head lifted up over her arse. He moves in closer, her over her lower back, chest against the back of her thighs – pushing her forward – front legs bending and lifting up, onto her back, digging into the back of her bustier, pushing himself up and over her behind, making her grunt as she takes his enormous bulk…

“Ohhh God!” She gasps, sounding like she’s having second thoughts, for a moment as she is shaken beneath him, her big tits swinging above/infront of her bustier.

She regains her composure after a second, and calls for him to, “Come on and fill me up with that hot spunk!”

He’s already trying… Pumping his hefty body toward her rear end, his fat belly resting on her arse, the tip of his strange dick beginning to poke out, already close to her pussy… He pulls against her back, easing himself onto her, pulling her back under him… Short, powerful, front legs gripping tight around her body, close to crushing her ribs…

We cut to a close-up of his belly, watching as his thin cock corkscrews out toward her pussy, bending as it makes contact with her bottom and her pussy lips, slipping down between her legs, and on the next attempt going wide and sliding outside her thigh… We can hear her gasping each time the beast shifts his weight against her back and takes another probing stab at her snatch.

She’s almost collapsing under his weight – her arms straining to take his weight, her back arching down – her arse slipping backwards, under him, toward his tool… Struggling to keep her knees together on the slippery floor…

She turns her head to the side and gasps, “Help!!” – seeking assistance rather than rescue…

We cut away from them to see our frustrated – but very sexy – blonde American host as she steps through the gate and enters the pen… Slinking over to our big boobed guest and the pink porcine prince – moving around behind them (making sure she doesn’t block our camera angle), then dropping down behind them, and reaching in under the beast – snarling, “You want this soooo fucking much… You dirty whore!” as she lends a hand…

With Jane gasping, “Yess!” to confirm how much she wants it… And how grateful she is for Jenna’s intervention.

We cut to a close up of the skinny cock, glistening and slick, twisting behind our guest’s white arse – watching as our host takes hold of it and steers the tip between loose pussy lips… Letting it push in, wetly slipping through her fingers and into the flesh… Our guest gasping as the thin tube of flesh bends, almost folding over… Trapped between the pig’s thrust and the teacher’s butt… Jenna’s fingers expertly guide the front half of the cock deeper, and the shaft straightens out – pushing the pig deeper, and allowing the real fuck to begin…

Pushing forward and pressing down on her back, the pink monster clops forward on his hindlegs, pushing harder, and tenses his rear end up, thrusting at her – shooting his skinny cock forward, sending it corkscrewing into this week’s filthy slut, who continues to gasp, “YYesssss!” and “Mmmmmmm!” with each thrust.

Jenna is still right beside them, slapping the pig on his heavy hindquarters as he continues to thrust and shuffle behind his whore…

We cut to a close of the pig this time – looking at the side of his big head, getting an excellent view of his dirty teeth and the slobber hanging from his lips… Listening to his heavy, rasping breaths as he continues to work hard on impregnating this strange sow.

Then drop down from him to get a look at Jane’s reaction… That mix of joy and disgust that pig-fuckers always seem to wear. Loving the idea of what they’re doing, but overwhelmed by the smell and the weight of the beast. Warmed by the heat of his belly on her back, and his cum in her belly, but frozen by the cold air wafting through the pig-shed, and the cool mud and concrete beneath her hands and knees. And gasping, all the time, “I love it… I fucking love it… Oooohhh… Fill my cunt… Fill me up with all of that hot, hot, spunk…”

And cut to the rear, looking up between Winston’s hindlegs, right at Jane’s cunt – watching that hot hot spunk bubbles and dribbles out of her around the long thin shaft of the pig’s dick. The cock twisting and bending into her, then after a second another little gush of lumpy white fluid leaking out.

Then we’re back to a wide shot again, looking at the big pig as he holds onto this filthy female… Her boobs distorted by her bustier, bouncing and swinging infront of her as she takes the best Winston has to offer. To the rear, on her knees, our American host is watching closely.

Jane takes it, fighting off a smile – the strain of taking his weight clearly hard work, but she’s not complaining… That skinny cock is keeping her happy. Gasping, “Oh I fucking love it… Oh, it’s amazing… It’s sooo fucking filthy… OOoooohhh…” (41)

It’s his weight, and the smell, rather than his power that turns her on, taking her right to the edge of an orgasm as she twists and bucks her hips under him… Rocking back and twisting, pushing herself back against his cock… Taking it as deep as possible. It’s too thin to give her any sense of being full, but the tip rubbing against her cervix, and the sheer volume of his cum is more than enough to raise the thrill level…

“Oh yes… Take it, slut!” Urges Jenna, leaning further forward again, reaching a hand under her guest’s thighs and back between her thighs, below her pussy, as that porcine prick continues twisting and shooting into it… His pale cum dribbles out and falls to the American’s waiting hand…

She waits until her palm is good and wet, then brings it up, past Jane’s bustier, to her soft tits, and begins to smear it around on them… With our guest reacting to the hand fondling her tits almost as much as the pig weighing down on her back, the cock twisting between her pussy lips, and the heat of all of that cum in her cunt…

Between her legs, she’s got more cum pouring out of her as the cock continues corkscrewing… And Jenna soon has her hand back under the flow, ‘refueling’…

We cut to a wider angle again, looking at the pig on Jane’s back, with Jenna behind them. Marvelling at the size of the beast again, and at how helpless our guest looks beneath him, as our host reaches under them both collecting cum – then pulls out, and this time brings to warm fluid out up to her guest’s face… Smearing it over her jaw, cheeks, and mouth…

Jane gasps, opening her mouth and letting the American smear that goo all over her tongue as well as her skin… She clearly loves every second of this – quite literally eating it up… Gasping, “Ooooohhh Gaaaahhhhhddd!” as Jenna moves her hand away and back down under her belly to her dripping snatch.

The fuck continues, slow and dirty… And we move back to look at her pussy… Watching as Winston’s cock withdraws – pulling back free of her pussy, then corkscrewing in the air a few times, twisting around and tapping against her pussy. Cum continues to dribble out of her snatch, dripping to Jenna’s hand – which she now raises up to the pussy, smearing the pig cum all over the teacher’s crotch, letting her fingers slip inside as she slides her hand back and forth. Wet and slick… All that pig semen making everything so very dirty…

Everything shakes around and Jenna calls out, “Oh, whooppsss!” as she pulls her hand out – we pull back to the wide angle in time to see our host pulling away from her guest as the big pig shuffles back and twists to the side, lifting one of his front trotters up onto her back… Jane’s shoulder is pushed down, and she lets out a sudden, loud cry of shock/pain as the trotter pushes against her shoulder-blade. Winston pushes off to the side, dismounting and almost falling over as his front legs hit the muddy concrete again, then stumbles away.

We cut to a different angle, with our host reaching past the camera to collect something from one of our crew – pulling her hand back with a glass in it – a glass which, no surprise, she drops down between our guest’s thighs so she can catch as much of that pig spunk as possible…

“Yeeahhhh…. That’s good…” Confirms Jenna. “Just pour that dirty spunk out… I’ll give you a drink you’ll never forget… You’ll love it…”

Jane holds position on all fours for a few seconds as she catches her breath, and drains into the glass, then pushes herself upright – still on her knees but straightening up so that her body is vertical – meaning that all of that pig semen is free to pour out of her pussy, into Jenna’s glass… Her big boobs sitting proud, pushed up and forward over the top of her bustier, glistening with pig spunk.

Back down between her legs, Jenna is bent forward collecting jism, talking to us as the fluid pours… “I hope everyone can see this…” She tries to angle the glass so we can see it filling up, little lumps of congealed milky fluid floating on the surface… “… All this yummy, sticky, dirty piggy jism…” She gives us one of her special, white toothed smiles, which is almost enough to distract us from the sight of pig semen dribbling from our guest’s cunt.

It doesn’t take long for the glass to be almost full… It’s hard to imagine just how much fluid a pig can shoot into a woman’s belly in a few minutes.

We cut to a shot of Winston, now flopped on his side, his huge belly heaving as he catches his breath post-fuck…

Then we cut back to our host, now sitting on the muddy concrete floor beside our exhausted looking guest. All that pig semen smeared over her pussy, belly and boobs has attracted dust and dirt from the pen, making her look filthy.

Jenna holds the glass away from Jane, who is clearly eagerly waiting for it… Licking her lips in anticipation as Jenna offers her final words for the week. “It looks like you had a really good time…”

“Yes.” Confirms Jane, nodding without ever taking her eyes off that glass.

“But you did say at the top of the show…” Continues our host, teasing the young teacher, “… that what you really want to do, was to be fucked by the pig… And then drink his cum… And as you can see…” She brings the glass forward, and raises it up to show off the beautiful load… “… We’ve got enough here to quench any thirst!”

Jane reaches out a little too fast – taking the glass and managing a quiet “Thank you” – then, as a smile flickers over her face, she raises it straight to her lips, and begins to drink. Letting us see fluid rolling into her mouth, small lumps along with the milky jizz.

The taste is harsh – very fatty and bitter… She doesn’t like it, but she can’t resist… Gulping it down, fighting her instinct to cough it up. Swallowing lumps… Beside her, Jenna leans forward and looks back at her guest, smiling as she watches her fight the fluid down. Raising a finger to the bottom of the glass and helping her tip it all the way back into her mouth. “MMmmmm… Don’t you love it?”

Jane finishes the glass, the last few dregs running over her chin and then down her neck – a smile of pride that she’s done what she set out to do. Repeating another strained, “Thank you…” – then offering up the glass to our camera to show it’s empty, and then opening her mouth wide to show that it’s empty… “All gone… And I loved every drop!” She lies. Well, half a lie – she loved what she was drinking even if she didn’t love how it tasted.

Jenna turns from her to our camera, and gives the viewers at home another of her special Playboy smiles, then launches into another of her show-ending monologues… “Well, that’s everything for this week… Another dirty English slut converted to the world of bestiality – and another citizen for the United Kingdom of Zoo… She’s happy to be here… Why don’t y’all come along and join us… Just send us an email and you never know how lucky you might be… We’ll be back next week with another lucky bitch – until then, y’all be good to each other…”

We fade to black, and then – after a short pause the top of our screen begins to fill with text as we’re told that:

“Since filming her scene, Jane has resigned as a teacher and is now working on a large pig farm in Denmark.”

The middle of our screen fills up with home video of a fully dressed, very muddy Jane, walking across a farmyard toward a metal shed not unlike our regular pig-farm shed. She looks toward us and gives the camera a little wave and calls, “Are you coming to watch?” Whoever is behind the camera begins to follow her toward the shed.

A second caption fills the bottom of the screen confirming that, “She says that the pay is poor, and the hours are long, but she has full access to the boars so long as the farmer can watch – so she’s very happy.”

We fade out as she disappears inside the shed, the home video image following into the darkness.

We begin this week’s show with a mini-montage showing off Liverpool’s iconic Albert Dock… We start with a wide grey river in the middle of an industrial city – then a square of water surrounded by tall red brick buildings – then the headland, at the end of the square, looking out over the river… A cobblestone walk along the river-front, metal benches, street lamps, and another red brick building, this one with curved walls.

It’s a cold and blustery day, but there’s a few tourists around, we see a group of three walking side-by-side-by-side in long coats – a woman walking between two men (one tall and blond, the other short and hairy), their arms linked, all looking like they’re having a great time as they pass another figure… Stocky, casually dressed, white haired – it’s our Scottish power-player, Andy Boss, and he’s got his big black German Shepherd, Bucky, by his side.

Bucky looks up as the group passes, hoping they are there to see him – then looks up at Andy, almost disappointed at being laughed at, the group walking away behind him as Andy begins his introduction direct to camera in his clean-spoken Scottish accent.

“Hello, welcome to Liverpool… I’m Andy Boss, and I’m your host for another trip to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… This week, we’ve come down here to meet a lady who just can’t get enough of being abused and humiliated… And if that’s what the lady wants… Who are we to say no?”

He shrugs, then turns – and we follow his turn… Looking back behind him at that group who walked by before… The men are slipping the woman’s long coat off, and she’s suddenly stark naked (apart from her shoes) on the cold riverside walk, turning toward us and then walking (quickly) back toward us, smiling (almost laughing) with excitement and embarrassment as she approaches.

She’s young, and she’s a big girl – not fat, but tall and wide, with square shoulders, full tits (hanging heavy), a wide belly, strong legs. Her blonde hair, dark at the roots, bounces and blows out behind her as she moves. She’s a decent looking woman – nothing special, but not too shabby. She’s the woman at work with who all the men talk to because she’s not a threat, but she’s still nice to be around. You can tell her any joke and she’ll laugh like the boys do… We can tell all of that from the way she walks, the way she smiles, and the confidence she has to show off her body in this public (and cold) place…

As she approaches, we hear her introduction, in a broad Scouse accent, loud and confident. “Hi… I’m Diana Hay… I’m 27-years-old, and I’m from Liverpool… And I love to be degraded!!”

We cut to a shot of her standing beside our host – with the Mersey flowing slowly behind them. She’s got her raincoat back on, but it’s open at the front so we can see her boobs and pussy, but no one to the side or rear of her can… Her two friends are standing off to the side in the background. Close enough to hear the conversation, but far enough away to not intrude.

Andy begins his interview in his standard, abrupt style. “Right… Well I know you’re a slut… There’s no doubt about that…”

She smiles, moving around as she tries to contain her excitement – and not denying his comment.

He continues, “… But are you an honest slut? Or are you going to try and claim you have a deep and meaningful excuse for wanting to do this..?”

Diana shakes her head, the smile never leaving her face… She’s having fun. “Nooooo… Nothing of the sort…” She turns to point at the men behind her. “This is my husband, Steve…” She indicates the tall blonde, then moves her finger over to point at the shorter, hairy guy, “… And this is my lover, Jake…” Jake waves like a moron.

She turns back toward the camera and continues. “Steve likes to watch me ‘lower myself’ with Jake, and Jake will do anything to get some pussy, so it all works out… We call Jake ‘The Animal’, because he’s so hairy, and such a funny little fucker… It’s like fucking a wolverine! We always joke about it being like beastiality…” She mispronounces it like so many ladies do, but we don’t correct her, “And that’s always been a turn-on… Fucking Jake and thinking about him being a big ape, or an animal…” She says this as if apes aren’t animals… “So… They finally decided it was something I should try…”

“THEY decided?” Checks Andy.

“Yeah…” Confirms our guest. “The boys like to come up with new ideas about what I should do next… And they really wanted to see this… So, like I always do, I said yes…”

We cut to a shot of her husband, Steve. His thin face, gaunt features, and short blonde hair making him look like a renegade from a World War II film – but his accent placing him firmly in Liverpool. “I went to school with Jake… And he was a bit of a joke for the other kids… And I just sort of, took pity on him… He’s a good lad, it’s not his fault he looks like that… People keep beating the shit out of him… I just wanted to do something nice for him… Then, years later, he was crying about how he was still a virgin because no woman in her right mind would fuck him… And I was so sympathetic to him… I felt so sorry… So I asked the missus… And she said yes – I thought it was to make me happy, but it turned out it was because she thought he was an animal… And she shagged him and thought about monkeys… And Jake was happy to go along with it, he doesn’t care what she was thinking, he just wanted some pussy… And we’ve been doing it for a few years now…

We cut to a shot of Jake. In close-up he’s even rougher to look at. Not an attractive man – the ape comments seem to fit. He’s got a wide mouth, and half his upper teeth are missing, then there’s a nose that looks like it’s been broken a dozen times, and piggy little black eyes. He looks like the missing link, and talks with a high-pitched Scouse accent that doesn’t match his rough frame. “One night, after a good shag, I heard her talking about me with Steve… She thought I was passed out… And she was talking about debasing herself with me… Lowering herself… Calling me an ugly hairy fat bastard… Some people might gerraffended, but I liked it.. Like… If she wants to have sex wi’ me because she thinks I’m an animal… I’ll take that! She thinks I’m disgusting, but she gets off when I fuck her…” He shrugs, then continues, “And I wanted to see how disgusting she’d be… What she’d lower herself to… So I asked if she was dirty enough to do a dog, on your show, infront of the whole country… And she said yes…” He pauses, shaking his head and smiling. “I can’t fucking believe that I’m not the most disgusting thing she’ll ever do!”

Back to Andy, infront of the buxom bitch… “So there’s nothing more to it than that. You’re a dirty slut, who likes to be a dirty slut… And you think this’ll be a dirty slut kind of a thing to do..?”

“Oh yeah! Right!” She confirms. “Anything for the boys!”

Andy pauses, looking her up and down like he’s thinking about it… Then, without surprising anyone, he confirms, “Well, in that case… I’m happy to tell you, that I’m going to let my dog fuck you!”

On hearing this, we see Bucky’s head pop up, and he turns around, immediately heading toward our guest, who turns toward him, crouching a little, reaching out toward him and cheering that, “Yaaaaayy! You and me, lad… We’re gonna have so much fun!”

And on that note, we cut to a back laneway, hidden from the river by one of the brick buildings on the front. It’s a long shot of our camera crew, lights and sounds ready… A couple of technicians holding up a large sheet, partly to reflect light, but mainly to screen Diana and Bucky from passing onlookers.

Amongst the crew, already on her knees on the hard concrete lane, our guest has already lost her long coat, and is now stark naked (not that she has any surprises left for us), she’s leaning forward, pushing Bucky around – her big tits bouncing and swinging around as she angles forward…

Diana looks up into the camera, smiling, looking back toward Andy and his German shepherd, then turning the other way to look at her husband and their friend. “I’m sooooo fucking horneee!!”

Steve calls, “You look amazin’!” – and Jakes gives her a toothless smile and a thumbs up.

We cut to a close-up of Andy as he unhooks the big black dog’s collar – setting him free to go after his new bitch… Which he does immediately, crossing the lane and then beginning to circle her… She follows his circle with outstretched arms, moving around on her knees to reach out to him… Leaning forward, her big tits swinging away from her ribs as she stretches – “Come ‘ere, draft lad!” She laughs. “Don’t be afraid… I’m goin’ to give you a great tiiiime!”

The dog stops, waiting, his mouth open, tongue out – as our guest offers to, “Suck yer cock? Kiss yer balls? Lick yer arse?” He cocks his head on one side, not sure what she’s going on about. She points down at her pussy with both index fingers, and adds, “Or you can just fuck my pussy…”

He starts wagging his big tail and then rushes toward her, jumping up at her, big paws on her arms as she instinctively blocks him… Jumping up again – trying to mount her, from the front, paws on her shoulder, standing upright infront of her – giving her perfect access to his belly… She throws her head back, looking round to her men again, laughing, “I think he’s got the message!”

She looks back to the beast, still half supporting him on one shaking forearm, reaching out with the other, rubbing his belly…

Quickly finding his big, heavy, sheath… Rubbing her hand over it, gasping a long, “YYeeaaaaahhhhhh!” as she pinches the cock inside between her fingers and thumb. Jerking it quickly, looking back toward us, big smile on her face, telling us, “I can feel it all hard…”

We cut to a close-up of his sheath as her hand pumps it quickly, making it grows, pulling the furry foreskin back to reveal the lipstick tip, the little red rocket we all love so much…

“That’s the stuff…” Calls Steve.

We cut back to a wide shot – watching the dirty scouse slut on her knees, the big black German Shepherd upright infront of her with one paw on her forearm, the other up on her shoulder, turning his head to the side of hers, looking around like he’s not sure what’s going on… Our crew and host crowded around her, catching the action as she fondles the beast… Her husband and his best friend off to the side, behind the cameras – but with a good view of the action.

She’s twisting to the side to look back at her men. Smiling at them as she pumps away at Bucky’s sheath… Calling, “It’s gerrin’ ‘ard… Should I suck it?”

They both call “Yes!” – Jake’s shout being more enthusiastic and childish than Steve’s, but both clearly wanting to see her do it…

We cut back to a closer angle, noting that the bitch and her beast have changed positions… She’s now down on her side, looking up at his belly, reaching up to continue stroking and rubbing at his sheath, pulling the foreskin back against to reveal an inch of cock… Humming her approval, almost laughing… “Here it comes…”

“He’s-not-cummin-yet, laa!” Calls Jake, thinking he’s being funny – and being ignored by everyone.

Steve instructs her to – “Get it in your mouth, love…”

So she leans in closer, rolling in closer under the dog’s belly, opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to stroke it over the little tip of the cock… Giggling after she’s done it – looking back to make sure her men approve… Getting a call of ‘Go on’ from her husband…

She wanks the sheath a little more – stimulating more growth, moving her head around under his belly, looking up as his dick grows – pausing to carefully pull the sheath back and expose more of the shaft… And when she’s got three inches of solid pink sex showing, she leans forward and wraps her mouth around it.

“She’suckinnit!” Gasps Jake, grabbing his friend’s arm. “She’sfuckinsuckinnit!” His childish enthusiasm falling midway between amused and annoying.

Under the dog, Diana only sucks for a couple of seconds before pulling her mouth away, still smiling – then turning her head away and spitting on the ground… She continues fondling the sheath, making it grow a little more… Four inches on show and the dog beginning to buck at her hand a little…

She shuffles closer again, opening her mouth, tongue out to guide that sexy canine tool inside… Closing her lips around it again and just holding the cock inside… Smiling around it, enjoying the feeling of total depravity that only women who’s committed bestiality can understand… Just holding it there as we move in closer…

She twists her head around a little as we come in tight – straining to look into our camera without losing her mouthful of doggy dick – and once she’s sure we’re in close enough, she begins to suck the shaft into her mouth, then slide her lips back down to the tip…

It’s a slow, wet, blowjob… Accompanied by a humming moan that must feel extra pleasurable to the beast, and the sound of Jake whittering in the background, “She’suckinnit… Look… She’sblowinthudog!!”

She keeps on sucking for another minute or so, sliding it in and out, her head bobbing up and down slowly under his belly… Finally drawing her mouth backwards – drawing her lips along the shaft… And it’s bigger than it was when she started… Looking like quite a mouthful…

She lets it flop out of her mouth, and gives us another smile as she lets her head hang back – looking under the dog, back toward her partners… She asks them, “Did yer like dat?”

Jake gives a predictable, “YYeeaaahhhhhh! Fugginawsome!”, whilst Steve is a little more reserved, “I was getting a bit jealous of the dog…”

She’s still got one hand on his sheath, rubbing it, keeping Bucky’s motor running… Six inches of fat canine cock bouncing around as she fondles him… And he’s beginning to get antsy… Moving over her, bucking his hips a little… He wants to put that big cock somewhere soft and wet!

Andy offers some stern direction, “Move it along, slut… My boy’s getting frustrated…”

Diana rolls over, coming upright on her knees, stroking the dog’s back with one hand, her other hand still under his belly. She’s looking over his back at her husband – direct eye-contact. “Do you want your whore wife to fuck this dog?”

“You know I do…” Confirms Steve.

“Yeaaah, fugdadug! Fuggim!” Adds Jake.

“You don’t need to ask them… It’s not about them… It’s about you… We all know YOU want to do it…” Comments Andy.

We cut to a shot of Diana, now on her hands and knees on the concrete… Taking up the classic doggy position – pushing her big arse out as far as she can so that her pussy is properly presented… Her boobs hang down, heavy and round – swinging a little as she shifts around getting comfortable – looking up at her men, laughing with them. “Here we go…”

That smile never fades as she twists to look at Bucky as he is walked around behind her by our host, lined up behind her…

Off to the side, Steve is watching intently, and beside him Jake has a hand stuffed down the front of his jeans, rubbing and jerking himself whilst he watches open mouthed, occasionally looking up at his taller, better-looking friend, before looking back to the whore on the floor preparing for dogsex…

She’s down there infront of them, lowering her chest closer to the ground, wiggling her arse, twisting to look over her shoulder, back to the beast… Waiting for Andy to release him… She confirms that she’s, “Ready…”

Bucky is pulling hard against Andy’s grip, almost up on his hindlegs again, almost choking himself trying to get at the pussy… Andy smiling, looking back at her, taunting, “Beg!”

She almost laughs at the idea, then plays along, “Please… Please Andy… Please let your dog fuck me…”

Andy pauses, then nods, “Yeahhh… Fucking slut, begging for the dog… That’s about right!” – and then releasing the dog – which drops back to four paws and rushes forward then is straight back onto his hindpaws as he rises up over the Scouse slut.

Paws scraping her backside and thighs, he pulls himself quickly into position on her back. Wrapping his front legs tight to her sides, paws back against the front of her thighs… Bucking at her immediately, stabbing his cock at her pussy… Missing, but not stopping… Hard pink and glistening – slapping against the inside of her thighs, against her pussy lips… Under, against, to the sides…

She’s laughing as he continues to thrust at her, her big tits jiggling under her… Dropping to her elbows, lowering her tits to the cold concrete, the dog slipping harder against her back, over her arse, his cock shifting position – now pressing against her pussy – but still not inside…

Behind the action, we see Steve give Jake a sign, waving him toward the action… And Jake pulling his hand out of his jeans, the head of his cock poking out of the top of his jeans as he scampers forward and drops down on his knees behind the dog – reaching forward to take hold of its cock and redirecting it into Diana’s twat… Rubbing the tip up and down her pussy lips, then between them, and into her cunt… He celebrates, “Yeeeaaassshhhh!!”, two hands in the air as if he’s just scored a goal at Anfield.

Bucky takes over as soon as he feels cool pussy flesh around his hot meat… Driving himself home and launching into an aggressive and hardcore fuck the likes of which non-bestial women can only imagine… Behind her, Jake is still on his knees – enjoying the view and licking the fingers he just used to stuff the dog’s cock into her.

“Out the fucking way, Jakey!” Calls Steve, keen to get an unobstructed view of the action himself – and Jake moves immediately, scampering back back like a rat.

We cut to the rear angle (now that Jake isn’t blocking it) – watching the dog’s arse hammering away from us, his tail wagging… We can hear her gasping and swearing as he smashes away. “Fuck me… Fuck meeee… Ooohh fuckkk meeeee…”

Then to the side angle again, watching the dog thump into the dirty slut so hard that her tits jiggle against the concrete. Hearing those same requests, “Fuck me… Fuck meee…” Etc.

As the fuck continues, the dog continually shifts position, his hindpaws taking turns to lift up and them scrape down her thighs as he tries to climb on and over her – as if he could get any closer than being inside!

She shifts her weight onto one forearm and reaches back with the other to grab at one of his hindpaws, stopping him from scratching anymore – and giving him extra purchase to virtually jump up and down on her behind, slamming that cock into her with the full weight of his body behind it… Immediately changing her requests for sex, to screamed exclamations, “OHH FUCCCKK – FFUCCCKKK – FFFFUCCCKKK!”

At this point we cut to a long shot, watching the crew around the action, and the raised sheet, rather than the actual sex – but still hearing dirty Diana’s loud screams – watching a few tourists hurry by, looking in the direction of the camera crew, then moving on quickly.

Then we’re back to the action… In close-up, watching his big cock jamming in and out of her, his knot beginning to form – popping in and out of her pussy as he bounces.

Then the side-angle, watching him push down against the grip she has on his leg, rising in the air, his cock pulling almost all of the way out – and then dropping down against her, cock driving into her again – and her letting out another loud “FFFFUUCCCKKKK!” – then the whole thing again, and again…

To the side of the action, Jake now has his cock out (and it’s big) and is wanking away happily as he watches Diana and the dog in action. Next to him, Steve is focused on his wife, unbothered by the wanking to his side.

And then – with one more Herculean thrust, the dog is buried inside her – and her swearing has turned into a simple scream of delight… “”AAAAHHHHHHHH-AAAAWWWOOOOWW!”

Her body jerks and shivers, making her big boobs jiggle under her and she pushes her hips forward, instinctively trying to pull away from the pain, but only succeeding in dragging the dog along with her – his hindpaws staggering slightly as he follows.

To her side, Jake is wanking with his left hand, and grabbing Steve’s arm with his right, looking away from the action to his friend and excitedly telling him what everyone already knows, “’E’s knorrin’ ‘er… ‘E’s gor his knot right inside ‘er…”

Steve pulls his arm free, annoyed to be grabbed… Ignoring his ‘friend’ and calling to his wife, “How does that feel, Di?”

She grunts and gasps, holding things together for a moment – gathering herself and then sighing, “It’s disgusting… I feel soooo dirty…”

“Is it worse than fucking ‘The Animal’?” Checks Steve.

Diana holds position a little longer – still shaking, straining… The dog holding tight on her back… She manages to say, “It feels better… Dirtier… I love it…” And now she manages a smile.

Steve jokes, “Should we get a dog and get rid of Jake?” – but there’s something in his expression that suggests he’s serious. Beside him, Jake doesn’t care, he’s still jerking off like crazy as he watches.

We’re back to a side-shot of Diana… Holding that same position, the big German Shepherd still over her back, his thighs tensing as he shoots load after load into her pussy. She looks exhausted but happy to take it all.

Moving around behind them, we drop down lower and look up between the dog’s hindlegs – and steps in from off-camera and lifts Bucky’s tail up out of the way so we can see him buried in that Scouse pussy… Stretching it out… His balls rising and falling slightly, his arse winking at us…

Then we leave that behind and move around to her face – red and sweaty – her mouth hanging slightly open in a mix of awe and owww!

We hear Andy asking, “Do you like that then?”

She smiles and nods, “Yeah…”

“Of course you do… You’re a dirty Scouse slut… You’re all the same… Cheap whores!”

It sounds like a statement rather than a question, but she answers, “Yeah…” again anyway.

“Ere-I-cum… Ere-I-cum…” Calls Jake, shuffling around in front of our guest, his trousers round his ankles, dropping to his knees in front of her and sticking his big cock in her face right in front of our camera. She doesn’t have time to decide if she wants it or not, or whether to open her mouth, before the hairy little man just explodes all over her face. One shot, two shots, three shots, splashing across her cheeks and nose.

She reacts as if this, and not the dog that’s fucking her, is disgusting – calling out, “Fuckin’ hell, Jake!” – and Steve joins in, “Animal… Fuckin’ hell lad, it’s not your turn…!”

Jake falls back on his arse, big cock still in his hand, cum still spilling out of the tip and running down over his fingers as he continues to milk himself – looking at Diana and the dog, and still laughing – partly at her, and partly at being told off by his friends.

On her back, the big German Shepherd begins to pull and twist away from his bitch – causing her more pain and pleasure… Pulling her hips back with him, making her yell out – her cum spattered mouth wide open and yelping out as the beast’s big dick pulls free, the knot making her elastic twat stretch wide before breaking free… His shaft slides out quickly, followed by a torrent of doggy cum…

Bucky’s reason for pulling out is obvious as he hurries around his bitch to her face, and begins to lick at her cheeks, chin, lips and nose… Cleaning up after Jake…

And Jake is keen to return the compliment, as the dog is shuffling one way, he shuffles the other, getting around behind the woman, dropping down and sticking his mouth between her thighs, his mouth onto her dog-fucked pussy, his tongue sweeping around, cleaning up after the beast – only pausing long enough to note that, “Tastes great! Tastes magic!” – then burying his face again.

We pan up from them to look at Steve, looking down at them. He comments on the action, “See what I mean him being ‘The Animal’… What kind of man does that?”

Andy has an answer, “What kind of man let’s his wife do that… And that… On camera..?”

Steve nods, never breaking eye contact with the action, then notes, “A lucky one?”

We pull back and see the full picture, Diana on her hands and knees, with the dog licking man-cum off her face, and the (almost)man licking dog-cum from her pussy… She seems to be enjoying the attention at both ends, although with her face twisted up it’s hard to tell…

Behind them, her husband and our host, watching on, both shaking their heads at what they’re seeing. Chris calling out, “Which one disgusts you the most, babe?” and laughing as she lifts one hand off the floor to point back toward the hairy man licking her pussy.

Andy turns away from them, toward the camera, and addresses our audience. “Further proof that it takes all sorts to populate ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… That’s all for this week… One of our regular dogsluts will be back next time with another episode – and you’ll have a chance to feast your filthy eyes on another wannabe beasty-bitch… Until then – have a nice week, ya cunts!”

We fade through to our end of episode catch-up – but rather than seeing our guest, we’re looking at Andy again, close-up, talking to camera…

“Listen… When we did the follow up on these guys, to see how things had gone since we shot their scene… We discovered that Diana and Steve had gone out and bought themselves a dog… Good for them… BUT… We also found out that they had stopped talking to Jakey… They said they ‘didn’t need him anymore’… Now, I’ve got no problem with couples using each other, and no problem with women being used by my dogs… But… The whole time we were filming, I thought that Diana and Steve’s attitude toward wee Jakey was disgusting. Now… He clearly had no idea what they actually thought about him… And he would have had no idea he was about to be cut off… So here at the UK of Zoo, we decided that wee Jakey needed a wee treat… So we arranged one…”

He nods to the side and we move to the side, to see what’s going on behind Andy…

Our little fat friend, his big belly covered with black hair, and a look of disbelief on his face – is on his back on the floor – with two naked women on top of him… Both of them are wearing masks to hide their identity, which is ironic as both have previously appeared on our show having sex with dogs!

One is bouncing on Jake’s cock, riding it deep – laughing as much as she is moaning as she takes that fat tool… The other is behind her, reaching around to feel her boobs, leaning over her shoulder to swap kisses… The first girl lifts herself up, and Jake’s cock slides out of her pussy – she bends forward to place her mouth on his… And he looks like he can’t believe she’s kissing him… Behind her, the second girl pulls back from her and drops down to suck on Jake’s freshly exposed cock…

We don’t usually linger of human sex on our show – but as Jake has been treated so badly by this week’s actual guest(s), and seeing as he’s called ‘Da Animal’, we’re happy to let the world see that his story has a happy ending!

That happy ending is the moment that he begins to squeal like a pig as the second girl sucks him to a climax… She pulls back, coughing a mouthful of cum out over her chin, and continues to jerk him off, his cock a veritable fountain – shooting load after load up into the air and over the first girls behind…

We fade out in the middle of this action – and every viewer will be amazed by just how much cum there is!

We open this week’s show with a slow tracking shot, moving along an old-terraced street in what appears to be a quaint English town. The buildings are almost all of the same design, a single window and a door on the ground level, a larger double window on the upper level – with each house, and each front door being painted a different colour. Those front doors open directly to the pavement, which is a couple of meters wide, then there’s a road with yellow ‘no parking’ lines. We track along this street…

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “MALDEN, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades and we see a youngster riding toward us on a bicycle, baseball cap backwards, all acne and attitude as he waves two figures at our camera and shouts, “DOG-FUCKKKKEEEERRRRR!!”

As soon as he has past us, we turn to face our host and her dog. Dressed in wet-look skintight red vinyl dress that runs from knee to knockers – she’s the hot-as-hell fake-boobed, brunette haired, dimple-faced former pornstar known around the country for her love of dogsex – Renae Russell. And by her side, her dog is the blue-grey superstar of bestiality, the wonderful Weimaraner – Logan.

Renae looks up into camera as she strides forward, her knee length high-heels boots clicking on the pavement as she introduces the show in her squeaky, excited sounding voice. “Hello… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is my lover Logan, and this week we’re down in Maldon in Essex, to meet a lovely lady who’s probably put in more effort to appear on our show than any guest we’ve ever had before…”

As she ends her introduction she comes to a halt infront of a red front door. “And here we are…”

She turns and knocks, and without any pause at all, the door opens to reveal a woman who can best be described as ‘fake’. Tight facial features that barely move, and completely smooth flesh, plus an obviously enhanced pair of boobs straining against the top of her strapless dress.

She looks at Renae, then at our camera, and does her best to smile despite her cheeks not wanting to move.

We cut to inside the home, a close-up of our guest sitting on a couch, alongside her boring, strait-laced looking husband. He sits quietly whilst she introduces herself in an excited fake-posh tone, “My name is Nanette Harman… Believe it or not, I’m 59 years old…” She smiles, but contrary to her belief, many of us would have guessed her age having noted the plastic surgery. She continues, “… and I’m from Malden in Essex… And from the moment I decided to have sex with a dog, my life has changed…”

“Tell us more…” Prompts our host, her voice rising with excitement (as always).

Our guest answers at speed, full of positive energy. We’ve seen this energy before – she’s what we call a born-again wannabe-dogfucker. She moves her arms around as she speaks and looking carefully there’s the tell-tale sign of her true age in the way the backs of her arms wobble, little muscle tone, a bit of flap!

“Let’s just make this very, very clear… Dogs are dirty, dirty animals… And a woman having sex with a dog is disgusting… Really, really disgusting. I’ve seen it on videos – we’ve watched them together… And it always makes me sick… It’s disgusting… However…” She fights a smile, “… Obviously, it also makes me very horny… Him too… I think because it’s so dirty… Because it’s disgusting… That just makes it more intense… Both as a viewer, and I imagine, as a participant… And let’s just say that over the years I’ve become increasingly ‘zoo-curious’…”

Renae follows up, “And how did you go from curiosity to ‘this’?”

Nanette pauses, preparing to answer, and her husband takes the opportunity to speak. “Alright, here’s what happened… She was always turned on by this – even before your show… And then, when UK of Zoo started, she became fairly obsessed… We’d watch it together, and I kept telling her that if it really turned her on that much, she should do it… And she said she could never do that – because she’d be too worried about her fat belly…”

Beside him, his wife nods and smiles.

He continues, “And I asked her if that was the ONLY reason? As a man, as a husband, you’ve always got to be very careful talking about the way your wife looks, or her weight, and it never bothered me – she’s always been beautiful as far as I’m concerned, but I said – if you’re so bothered by your weight that it’s the only thing that stops you fucking by a dog on national television – maybe you should lose some weight…”

She joins back in, confirming his story, “I thought – he’s right, so I started a diet, and exercise… And I lost 3 stone…” That’s 42 lbs for our American viewers, 20 kilos for the rest of the world…

We cut to a close-up – studying her face as she speaks. “And then I got a chin lift, and a chemical peel, some hair removal, some fillers, obviously… And I decided that now my body was slimmer – I should make my nose slimmer…”

Back to a wide shot, “Then I was looking at myself in the mirror, and I decided my boobs were too droopy… And I started thinking about having a boob job – and he says that after all this work I better bloody well put an application into UK of Zoo… And that was it really – it was a silly comment, followed by a joke, that became this…”

She stands up, turning her back to her husband, who nervously unzips the back of her dress, which she then allows to fall forward from her chest and down – revealing her naked body (she’s not wearing any underwear). She’s slim and tanned, with a fantastically fake looking pair of bolt-on 38D tits, and an almost completely waxed pussy (just a pencil thin vertical strip to show she’s got pubes). She lets the dress fall around her ankles, stepping out of it and kicking it aside. In the background we can see her husband picking it up dutifully as she moves away to the other end of the couch…

On closer inspection we can see that her belly and hips show the signs of rapid weight loss, with just a little slack – but other than that, she’s good to go. For a woman in her 50’s she’s done a remarkable job of changing her body… It’s amazing what the right motivation can do for a lady!

“Wow!” Comments Renae. “That’s amazing… And you’ve done all of this so you can come on our show without being self-conscious…?”

Nanette considers her answer again, she’s an intelligent woman, “Ultimately, yes… I mean, being on your show, the idea of it, was a huge turn-on… Not just having sex with a dog, but doing it on the show… But I never would have done it looking the way I did… So I had to get in shape if I was going to do it…”

“And here we are…” Squeaks Renae.

“And here we are!” Confirms our guest, looking down toward Logan… “And here you are…” – as she smiles…

Logan reacts to her direct address – rising from the floor and padding over to her (Renae lets him go, allowing this week’s show to start in a very natural and friendly manner).

Nanette leans forward, laughing a little, playfully taking the big dog’s head between her hands and squashing his face… Rubbing his head, and leaning right down to kiss him on the nose – then surprising us by slipping her tongue out and sliding it right up across the end of his snout – the flat of her tongue covering his nose, and making him snort, wriggle, and then lick her back… Which makes her laugh again as she straightens up, twisting her hips a little… Almost doing a little dance – looking over to our camera and blowing us a kiss…

We get the feeling that she’s a girl with a few surprises… She’s ready to have some fun…

She moves backwards until she feels the edge of the couch against the back of her legs, and then sits ungracefully – the flop of a once-overweight women, plonking herself down and letting her knees spread wide… Of course, she’s not overweight anymore, she’s a new woman… She may move like a chubby, but she looks like a MILF!

On the edge of the couch, with her legs wide apart, her pussy is practically presented for the beast – ready and waiting to be devoured – and she’s makes it even more obvious to him by slipping a hand down between her legs and rubbing at it with a few fingers – leaning back and spreading them even wider as she slips a couple of fingers inside her wet lips, sinking them knuckle deep a few times, then bringing them out and offering them to the dog to sniff…

He sniffs, likes it, then licks them… And then a switch flicks in his brain and he’s immediately turned on and ready to go…

He lurches forward and pushes his head between her thighs, and begins to lick at her hot slot… As he does that, she hooks an arm under each knee and pulls her legs up and out of the way, exposing even more of herself to his tongue…

As soon as his tongue hits her snatch, she throws her head back and starts to moan, pulling her knees up even closer to her new boobs, “OOOOooAAAHHHHH GGGAAAAWWDDD!”

Her volume rises as he switches from licking her pussy, to licking her arse crack – his big tongue slopping over her arsehole and giving her a whole new level of stimulation and surprise…

Logan’s long, wet tongue slides up over her pussy, mashing and spreading the lips, then up along the crack of her arse, over the hole and on… Licking like he’s hungry and she’s a treat… And despite her age, she’s clearly a treat he likes!

We cut away to look at her husband, watching quietly with his wife’s dress folded and resting on his lap.

Then we’re back to the dog and our guest – as he licks between her legs, she does everything she can to keep them pulled up and out of the way, holding the back of her knees tight – her thighs shaking… She alternates between lifting her head from the couch to look down at the top of the dog’s head, and just letting her head drop due to the intensity of the feelings… She lets out a few whimpering moans, but says nothing – too busy soaking up the stimulation to worry about talking.

We cut to a wider shot, watching our film crew standing around, and her husband looking on, as the old plastic slut is licked to within a couple of strokes of her first dogasm… The crew moving around as Renae directs them to catch certain shots… Sending one camera behind our guest to get a rear shot of the dog wagging his tail as he licks pussy, making sure another is shooting her in close-up – catching every twitch of her lips, every sparkle in her eyes… Waiting for her to go over the edge…

Back to a close-up – of her pussy this time – watching as her neat pussy lips being slopped and soaked by the big dog. His tongue working her pussy and her arse-crack non-stop… Fast and wet, almost more than she can handle. All accompanied by the normal wet, licking sounds – and her whimpered moans.

Her heart thumping into overtime, she bends her back, squirming to try and get that tongue focussed on her clit… Wishing the beast understood to lick that rather than ‘everything’ – at the same time, knowing that the unfocussed, chaotic, clueless licking of the dog is what makes it so hot…

She’s close, but she’s not going to get her orgasm just yet… Because the dog has other ideas… Her pussy nice and sloppy, her legs spread, and his cock now beginning to show – he’s ready to take their relationship to the next level…

She keeps her legs held up and apart as the big blue-grey beast pushes forward and rises up between her legs, moving over her, his paws onto the insides of her thighs, down the sides of her soft belly… The nails on flesh contact making her wince…

As he pulls himself over her, upright on the couch in a missionary position – she hooks her legs over her back, crossing her ankles so that he’s trapped between them, but not taking any weight… He doesn’t care about being trapped – his more interested in getting stuck into that cunt…

Probing at her with the tip of his cock – almost deliberately, carefully, searching for the wet slot… Prodding experimentally before feeling her soft lips on either side of his dick and giving it a trial thrust…

Our guest squeals, “Bingo!” – and then gasps as the tip penetrates her, then drives in and expands rapidly… By the third stroke he’s already inches into her – and the dog is trying with all his might to get deeper.

With her legs over his back, her hands are free – and she brings them to his shoulders and neck, rubbing and caressing him as he pumps furiously at her… She’s gasping and whispering an excited and delighted stream of – “Oh yess.. yes yes yeeaaaahhhsss…” over and over as he presses his chest down on and between her fake tits, pummelling her pussy with his hips – his hindlegs bulging as he tenses up and pushes with everything he’s got.

We cut to the wider shot again, so we can watch her husband shuffling in his seat, leaning forward to watch the dog fuck his wife, one of his hands is not visible, stuffed in under her dress on his lap. On the other side of the frame, infront of his wife, we see one of our camera crew moving in closer and laying down infront of the couch to film up at the action – then cut to his camera to see a low angle shot – looking up past the old slut’s arse, on the edge of her seat, and watching that fat cock shaft being driven into her over and over. Cum dribbling out of her pussy and running down the crack of her ass to the seat cushion.

Back up to looking over the dog’s shoulder, to the side of his head, to see Nanette – a look joy and pain on her face… Holding onto the dog, gasping through a strained smile… She looks up into the camera – eyes alive and wet… Lips back, showing off her teeth – happy and horny… Still giving us the endless stream of “Yess yes yess yyeeeaaahhhhsss yes yes…”

And then, almost as fast as it began… The beast comes to a halt… Pushing hard into her – locking his big cock tight into her body. His hairy body pressed up against her hard tits… Her legs around his back, ankles crossed above her rear end, thighs wobbling just a little; arms around his shoulders, holding him close, triceps hanging slightly… Still giving us the “Yes yes yess…” routine, but a little quieter, a little calmer… Just a bitch soaking up dogspunk…

We look over to our host, watching intently – touching her fake tits as she so often does, rubbing her fingertips over the front of her tight dress. We can see the nipples pushing hard against the material which is so tight that we can see her piercings outlined. She seems almost unaware that we’re looking at her…

Then we’re back to our middle-aged slut and her lover… Their faces are inches apart, and she’s raising hers toward his, trying to kiss the tip of his snout as stands still over her, pumping canine semen into her cunt. She manages to get her lips against his loose jowls, tempting him to lick her back – but not with any passion, it’s just a reaction… He’s not into kissing, he’s too focused on emptying his balls into her. Pulling focus, we look at her husband at the other end of the couch, watching on, her dress shifting on his lap as he pumps his hand under it – obviously enjoying the show.

We cut back down to the floor – looking up between the dog’s hindlegs at his balls swinging around below her pussy… His arsehole puckering, cock twitching… Hind paws moving around… Our guest’s thighs shaking as she keeps them in the air, ankles crosses, lowering to rest on his behind… We can hear Nanette letting out occasional moans.

Back to her face as she pauses her attempts to kiss the dog and moans a little, then resumes licking and kissing his jowls… Pulling back to show her arm around his neck… Holding him close… It would be an almost tender and beautiful moment if we weren’t looking at a dog fucking a woman!

We cut to a long shot – looking from over on the other side of the room (actually from outside the room, looking in through an open door) – our crew gathered in the room around the slut on the couch, and the big blue-grey Weimaraner standing upright over her, and her husband to her side. We can only just see her – arms and legs wrapped around the beast – holding on as they hold position…

Her moans have changed from “Yes” to “No… Noooooo…” – soft and under strain rather than panicked or in too much pain… She doesn’t want it to stop – she just doesn’t want it to hurt!

We note one of the crew moving in for a close-up of her pussy… Holding his camera right under the dog’s balls.

Then we’re in for another close-up of that pussy – the lips straining around the dog’s knot, which appears to be moving back, easing out – stretching them out as far as they can go. As usual, the withdrawal of one of our dog’s cocks is an almost scary sight, like something from a horror movie… We almost expect our aging guest’s flesh to split… But just as we think it can’t stretch any further, the knot plops out – making her squeal – leaving the thick shaft of the cock inside, held in because the dog can’t back away with Nanette’s arms and legs still around him…

A stream of doggy spunk is dribbling out of her snatch and running straight down the crack of her arse to make a dark stain on the cushion below.

We cut back to the wider angle, watching the old slut as she holds onto the dog, keeping him over her, rocking her body a little under him, working her pelvis against his cock – fucking herself with it… Concentrating as she tries to get the most out of the situation… Feeling that big tool moving in and out of her…

Beside her, the husband leans in a little closer, his hand clearly moving under the dress on his lap, and encourages her, “Go on, darling… Take it… You love it, don’t you?”

She turns her head toward him, her eyes blank, like she doesn’t even remember who he is… Lost in bestiality.

Then we cut back to a close up of the cock in her pussy, bending a little more on each stroke as it begins to lose a little rigidity… Our bitch moaning, “OOooooohhh… That’s good… Mmmmm… Yeahhh…”

Back to the wider shot again – the old slut wrapping her legs tighter around the dog’s behind, crossing closer to her knees than her ankles now, her thighs squeezing the hound’s sides, her arms around his upper back, pulling his hairy body down against her chest, his head against her shoulder beside her head. She’s turning toward him, away from her partner, snaking her tongue out toward his ear, trying to lick it… The dog happy with being held, but not so keen about a tongue in his ear… But she keeps trying as she bucks her hips…

She moves faster and faster, breathing harder and harder… Her face tensing up… Holding her breath as she twists and bucks her belly faster… The dog looks fairly ambivalent, but the bitch is breaking a sweat as it begins to feel super-good to her… And then she’s cumming…

“Oooooohhh… aaaahhhhh… OOohhhhhHH!! AAH AAHHHA AAAHHH!” – holding him tighter, jamming her pussy up against his shaft which bends, half in, half out. She’s shivering and sweating, with goosebumps rising all over her flesh as waves of pleasure flow through her… “AAoooohhhhh ooooaaahhhh aaooooowwww…”

We pull back, able to see the dog on his bitch, between her thighs – the couple holding close… Next to her, her husband breathing hard, the dress dancing on his lap as his hand works his groin. Nothing visible but we all know exactly what he’s doing…

He reaches the point of no return – watching your wife cum on a dog’s cock will do that to most men – and shifts forward, one foot on the floor, the other knee on the couch, rising up infront of her, pulling the dress out of the way to confirm that he’s been masturbating the whole time, his thoroughly average cock exposed, up beside her head at the last second as he blows his load over her cheek, nose and mouth…

She snaps back to reality, looking surprised and then smiling – turning her face toward her man so she he can spread his load across her face…

The dog joins in, turning his head toward hers again, licking at her face, cleaning the sperm off her stretched cheek and pointed nose… The second his big tongue hits her face again, she looks like she’s back in heaven… The focus of attention for her husband and this beast…

She’s gasping, “Mmmmm… Ooooohhhh… MMmnnnnn…” as she sucks cock, and the dog continues to lick her face (and occasionally her husband’s balls and the base of his cock)…

Pulling the cock out of her mouth and turning to face the dog, she tries to offer him the little bit of cum she managed to get onto her tongue… And the beast accepts, licking into her mouth briefly before returning to the side of her face as she returns to her husband’s dick.

She’s so distracted by the sucking and licking, that she barely notices that the dog’s cock is slowly working its way out of her pussy, bending and twisting as he moves… Her legs are still around his body, holding him over her, but that doesn’t stop the cock from flopping out and hanging down infront of the couch, dripping and squirting onto the living room carpet.

She continues to suck on the softening shaft as the disinterested dog wriggles and twists, backing away from her. She unhooks her ankles and uncrosses her legs, setting the dog free – all the time milking her husband, tickling her balls and sucking his cock… Only after the dog has stepped away does she pull away from the man and look down at the beast… An no prizes for guessing what she’s looking at.

We cut to a shot of the dog standing a few feet from the couch, his big dick still hard, hanging down under his belly. Twitching.

Renae has been silent for most of the action – letting the loving couple enjoy the moment in peace – but now she chirps up, “No disrespect, but did you want to try sucking a REAL cock..?”

Nanatte slips her head back of the virtually soft cock, and looks up at her husband, who smiles back at her, and waves toward the beast, “Be my guest…”

We cut to a shot of our guest on her knees on the floor, one hand on the dog’s back, the other under his belly, flipping his cock out between his hindlegs… Logan has done this so many times with Renae, and with any number of other ladies, and he instinctively leans forward, head up like he’s looking forward to it. As if…

We watch as our guest drops her head behind the beast, bringing her mouth up to his cock – pausing as she licks her lips, casting a glance back to her man, then taking the shaft in her mouth, wrapping her lips around it and beginning to suck… Almost gagging as she tastes it, but pushing forward to suck it despite her misgivings about the taste… Gasping around it, “OOoooohhh ggggoodd!”, making a couple of bobs of the head, slurping on the shaft, then pulling back and off it, kneeling upright again, “Oh my god… That’s… Foul… It’s disgusting… I can’t believe I’m doing this…” – another couple of breaths, then she leans in to suck on it again, bobbing her head a couple of times before backing off again, and sighing, “I bloody love it!”, and “Oh God…”, then sucking again… Her husband commenting that she’s, “A dirty bitch!” and noting that, “She fucking loves it!”

This goes on for a little while – there’s nothing spectacular about the actual blow-job, but her reactions – the constant pauses to comment on how dirty she feels, “It’s soooo hot… Sooooo hard…”, and how it tastes, “It’s foul” and “Oh God, it’s rank…” – and then the additional dialogue from her husband… “Oh look at you, sucking that cock…”, “You’ve wanted to do this for soooo long…”, “Oh darling, I love you sooo much!”

We keep watching because it’s always fun to watch a woman sucking on a dog’s cock, and loving every second of it – it’s especially hot when she’s clearly turned on by the act, but disgusted by the taste, which is the case throughout this particular blowjob…

When she’s finally had enough, she pulls her head back and lets the spunk in her mouth dribble over her bottom lip and down over her chin. Breathing hard, and smiling into our camera – looking back at her husband, who slips forward on the couch, leans in and shares a kiss with her, quite clearly licking at her lips and chin during the kiss… And he seems to enjoy the taste more than she did!

We pan away from them to our host, smiling – deep dimples in her cheeks as she watches the husband and wife enjoying themselves. She looks up into the camera and smiles for us as she sums up for the week, “Well, that’s all we have time for this time… ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will back again next week… Until then – don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… But remember, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She raises her eyebrows a couple of times as she smiles, then descends into a fit of giggles as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since the show was filmed, Nanette and her husband have found a new way to fill their spare time…”

The screen fills with low quality home video footage of Nanatte, naked, on all fours, surrounded by webcams… She’s squealing with excitement as a large Rottweiler moves in behind her, ready to mount. The camera flicks up to see a computer screen with a couple of video feeds from the webcams, and data showing that they are currently live-streaming.

A second caption appears below the image.

“She’s now a part of the UKofZoo online community, sharing regular sessions with her dog, Spike.”

On the screen within the screen, on the handheld shot of the computer, the Rottweiler begins to thump up against our guest from behind, and we fade out for another week knowing that she’s happy with her hobby!

We open this week’s show with shots of expensive townhouses and apartments in a high-class Chelsea Square overlooking Chelsea Common… Every building screams ‘over-priced’… The grass in every garden, and the plants on every balcony, even the trees, are all immaculately manicured. Even the weather appears to be bought and paid for – clear blue skies and sunshine.

We pan across this expensive real estate and come to rest of a row closely packed three-story homes. Very nice, VERY expensive. Everything about the area, from the houses, to the cars, to the apparent cleanliness – it’s almost as if pollution itself can’t afford to set foot in the area… And then we see something decidedly out of place… Fat, hairy, and sweaty… In baggy jeans that look like they might fall around his knees at any moment, and spilling out of a sweat-stained white football shirt, it’s our fat Cockney host – Dennis Baxter. By his side, a talk, slim, elegant, jet-black Doberman Pincher dog (who looks at home among the slimline, modern buildings).

He walks toward us, making sure we can still see the expensive townhouses, which he indicates toward as he speaks. “’Ello… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this mean, muvva fucker…” He nods down toward the dog by his side. “… Is Romeo… And this week we’re very lucky… Not only have we had a pretty short journey across London to Chelsea, but we’re also going to meet the living definition of a very yummy mummy…”

The door of one of the townhouses opens, and a slim, blonde woman appears in the doorway, calling out in a posh voice, “Are you bringing that dog in her to fuck me, or do I have to beg…?” The way she calls it out, it’s clear that she wants the neighbours, and most of the west end of London, to know what’s going on. Loud and proud!

We cut to a close up of her (now inside the townhouse) and the first thing we notice is her smile. Big whiter-than-white teeth surrounded by soft red lips. Her face is lightly tanned, very smooth and attractive, and framed by a bottle blonde bob hairstyle straight from the 1990s. She’s over a decade past her prime – but what a prime that was… As evidenced by pictures on the wall behind her.

She flashes that bright white smile as she speaks in that rich, classy accent, “Hello there… My name is Ellen Shoulder, I’m 47 years old, I’m a speech therapist from Chelsea.” She says. “And I want to be fucked by a huge doggy on the television!”

Cut to her in the loungeroom of the house, neat décor and furniture, set on a white carpet with a deep, deep pile. The whole crew, and Dennis, had to remove their shoes before they could even set foot in the house. Ellen is on the couch, leaning to one side with her legs up under her. She looks slim, healthy and highly seductive.

Opposite her, flopped in an armchair, is our host… He looks completely out of place in these high-class surroundings. Between his feet, sitting upright, a little red lipstick dick poking a centimetre out of the sheath on his belly between his hindlegs.

“So, darlin’…” Begins Dennis. “Why don’t you tell us why this, and why now?”

“It’s the animal passion of it… There’s no niceness. No playing around at loving each other. No pretending you actually like your partner… It’s just a brutal, hard, fast, selfish thing. It’s honest and dirty, and I can’t think of anything hotter.”

Dennis smiles, she gets it… “Is there anything in particular that you like? A particular turn-on…?”

“Oh yes… It’s the shortest bit of any video… I’ve seen it so many times, and it gets me wet every time… It’s just that few seconds…” She holds up her finger and thumb, close together… “… That very brief moment, when the dog first penetrates the bitch…” She brings her finger/thumb together and holds them tight… “… And it’s just a frenzy of super-fast pumping… Rough… Nasty… And then it’s done. In seconds. But that little moment. It’s amazing… I just want to be there.”

“Yeah… I know…” Dennis nods, “Have you told anyone else about your feelings before today?”

“No… I go on chatrooms and talk to people about these fantasies all the time, anonymously, and they are very supportive. But I don’t know how to tell ‘real’ people about them. I’ve always been a bit scared of how they’d react. My son’s father… No idea… My parents, gosh no… People I work with… No… So – I thought I would rather just do it, and then by the time everyone has seen the show it will be too late – I won’t be able to back out. I’ll have to talk about it, and ‘suffer the consequences.’”

And we’re ready to go…

She kicks off her shoes, the first one travelling a few feet, the second arcing right across the room and almost taking a camera out. This makes her giggle. “Are you alright?” She checks. “I got a little carried away.”

We cut to a few moments later, she’s standing in the middle of the room, already stripped down to her blouse, which she is now unbuttoning. Her long legs are visible… And they look good… And as she opens her blouse we see she’s very slim, with an almost flat stomach. Her boobs are still hidden away behind that black bra, but all signs are good so far…

Blouse off, thrown away, she reaches behind her back and starts to unhook her bra. She’s half smiling, “The moment of truth…” She unhooks it, but holds it against her boobs. “I think these still look pretty good…” She giggles, then drops the bra to reveal her boobs – which do look good – full, and round, with big nipples. She tells us, “You should have seen them twenty years ago…” – and we can’t help but imagine how good they would have looked then, because they look pretty bloody good now!

She instinctively pinches her nipples, making sure they are nice and hard, as she stands there in nothing but her panties, looking very good for a 53-year-old.

We cut to Dennis, crouching down and telling Romeo that he’s “A lucky, lucky bastard!” – nodding toward our smiling guest, and then unhooking his collar, and setting him on her…

Ellen smiles as the dog is released and stumbles over to her – bending forward to welcome the big Doberman as he arrives in front of her. Reaching out to stroke his powerful neck and strong back. Whispering “There’s a good boy…” as she gets her first touch of her new lover.

She looks up away from him toward Dennis, who is just off camera, and notes with a smile that, “He feels so strong… Soooo smooth… He’s gorgeous…”

She looks back to the dog, biting her bottom lip and half smiling… She looks like she’s thinking about what she’s about to do… “You’re going to fuck me, aren’t you?” She tells him… Then looks up toward our camera and repeats the idea, “He’s going to fuck me… This big, hairy, beast is going to fuck me!” We can tell she’s getting extremely excited about it.

As she continues to stroke him with one hand, she runs the other from one of her tits to the other, squeezing and rubbing them… Pinching a nipple and pulling it, then the other… Warming herself up, getting ready to take this to another level…

Chattering away the whole time, we think for the cameras, but it seems to be to the dog… “OOoohhh… Big doggy… I can’t wait to have him on my back… Fucking me… I can’t wait…”

Romeo drops his head and pushes between her hands to get to her pussy – his snout down between her thighs as he snorts at her sex… His long tongue snaking out and slipping over her groin…

She steps back, reaching out a hand to steady herself against the wall – leaning back a little and opening her thighs a little to give our boy a little better access to her snatch… Looking down at him as he continues to sniff and lick at her… “OOOoooohhh, good boy… Yeeaaahhhh… Liccckkk thatttt… Yeeeaaaaasssss…” She gasps as the dog’s tongue begins to work its magic.

She shivers a little, leaning back further, her hand pressing against the wall – spreading her thighs a little more, knees apart, squatting a little, angling her pussy forward… Patting her belly with her other hand, trying to encourage the dog to keep licking… “Goooooooddd!”

The more she offers her pussy, the more he licks – getting more and more excited – his stubby tail wagging faster and faster, his backside moving around with it… And the more excited he gets, the faster he licks, which excites our guest even more… Making her twist her pussy around, gasping, “Lick my cunt… Lick my fucking cunt…” as she pushes it forward even further, giving the beast more access – which drives him even crazier…

She stops talking – look increasingly shocked by the sensations the dog is giving her – her mouth opening wider and wider… Amazed… And then… She steps back from the dog, pushing her hands down infront of his face. Thighs together, twisting away from him, returning to reality, “Oooohhh God… That was fucking amazing…” She catches her breath.

“Did you just cum?” Checks Dennis, sounding a little amazed himself.

“YYYeeeaahhhhh…” She laughs a little, still out of breath. “It doesn’t take much! Haha…”

We’re as surprised as Dennis, we could tell she was having fun, but there was no indication that she was cumming.

She asks, with a big smile, “Can we fuck now?”

And Dennis can’t resist asking, “What you and me? I fought you’d never ask…” He smiles… Then nods, “Yeah, I know… You and him… I don’t blame you, he much prettier than me!!”

Ellen laughs along with him, and we fade through to…

Our guest kneeling on the floor, looking over at Romeo, who’s back beside Dennis, being held in position whilst she readies herself… She leans forward onto her hands, her arms out forward infront of her, sticking her arse up in the air, firm tits pointing toward the soft carpet below. It’s a good look – her body is great for a woman in her late forties, her arse firm, her belly flattish, legs toned… She lowers her chest closer to the carpet, her nipples brushing the shag pile as she nods, letting us know that she’s ready to be mounted…

Across the room, Romeo pulls against his owner’s grip. To him, this woman is just another hole to be fucked… Fat or thin, old or young, black or white – dogs don’t care… Just as long as there’s a wet hole waiting for them… Dennis releases him, “Go on, son… Fuck that slut…”

As the dog covers the shot distance, and then runs around behind our guest, she calls to him as well, “Come on… Fuck me, boy… Fuck…” – and then he’s on her, rising up behind her and grabbing around her from above and behind, his front paws gripping her slim middle, his big chest coming down on her back, his belly wrapping around her behind.

The tip of his cock appears almost immediately, poking out of his dark sheath – pink, pointed and ready to go… And he begins to stab it against her rear end right away…

Ellen gasps, “UUHhh yyeeaahhh…” as the animal knocks the wind out of her, thumping against the back of her thighs and her tight behind. Pushing her forward against her outstretched hands…

She does her best to push back, gasping, “FUCK ME!” and trying to keep her pussy up for the dog – hoping he’ll find his target soon… And he does his best to hit it…

And then he does… The tip of his semi-erect cock suddenly slicing between her fat pussy lips and disappearing inside. Making our horny blonde guest squeal with joy. “WWeeeeeooowwwww!”

He’s away – hard and fast, pulling tight up against her… A frenzy of black hair and rippling muscles on top of a toned and classy middle-aged woman. Her belly, flattish but still shaking, her boobs firm but wobbling, ripples spreading from her buttocks down her thighs as the dog thumps up against her.

Even from this angle, we can hear the wet slapping sound of his cock slurping in and out of her pussy – as he thrusts in and out of her. Gripping tight, scratching her sides and thighs as he pumps hard and fast…

Unable to form words for once… She’s reduced to a series of gasps and moans, each thrust changing her tone, occasional half uttered “No” or “Oooh” gasps… Reaching back to grab one of his paws, holding it off her side to stop his toenails digging in. Half smiling, half grimacing, as she takes the pleasurable punishment…

We cut to a low angle and watch the dog’s fat cock glistening as it slots in and out of his bitch’s wet pussy.

Back to the side-angle, looking over at Ellen as the big dog continues to hammer up against her – driving his long cock in and out of her snatch… Her boobs jiggling under her, against the carpet… Taking the last few strokes as he buries his dick in her, letting the knot grow and lock him inside – then stopping… Slowing and dropping his narrow head down toward her shoulder, next to her head…

She raises her head and turns it toward us, and him, looking back over her shoulder, her eyes inches from his snout… Silent, breathing… Wincing a little as the knot swells in her cunt… Reacting like it’s fun – a good pain – something she can handle…

She reaches up and strokes her blonde hair back from her face, then reaches that hand back with grabs at his thigh, holding him close – making sure he stays on her back and she gets the full benefit of that knot… Still looking back over her shoulder at him… Whispering, “Yeah..? Yeah…? Filling me with your hot spunk..? Do you like that..? You like filling me with your filthy seed..?”

She keeps up the dialogue with him throughout the tie…

We cut away to look at the dog’s rear end – watching his arse pucker, the whole area seeming to swell up and pulse… Then looking under and between his powerful hindlegs, looking up at our guest’s stretched out pussy – the knot inside… Nothing looking like it should… Ugly and amazing…

Then back to the front end – looking at her looking back at him… Smiling and still talking, “I love it… I love you hot spunk… Give me more… More hot spunk… Yeah…”

It’s rare to see a woman who so clearly enjoys that sensation of being strained to the limit… Most suffer through it, but say it’s worth the pain – but the look on this woman’s face suggests that she isn’t even suffering the pain – she’s loving it… She’s just taking everything she’s given… Showing her joy with every comment, “Ooooohh… I can feel every… Squirt… Hot… Hot… Love…”

The strange thing with dogsex on television is that we usually extend the length of the fucking sequence – showing the same action from multiple angles, sometimes even repeating the same shots to make that pounding action last longer – and then, due to the lack of movement, often edit our knotting scenes to make them shorter…

There’s no doubt that a good knotting is as intense as any experience a woman can ever have – but they aren’t visually interesting…

But today – it’s not so much the visuals, and the verbals, that keep us watching… Ellen doesn’t stop… Growling, “I love your biiig cock in my little pussy… Do you love my pussy..? Do you love it..?” over her shoulder to her lover…

Getting no reaction from him, so deciding to talk to our camera, and our viewers at home… Snarling, “I love this huge cock inside me… All this cum… OOooooohhhh… So much cummmm… I love it… Ooooohhh I feel sooooooo dirtyyyy…” Seeming to get more turned out as she talks.

Arching her back and shifting her hips, drawing even more pain from that big, ugly knot… “OOhhhhh… That huuuuuurrrtttsss sooooo gooooood…” Words drawing out longer and longer as she soaks up the moment.

Whining, “Mmmmmmnnn… It’s toooooo much…” Breath… “For a liiiiittle girrrrrl…” Whimper… “Liiiike meeeeee…” And then she bites her lip…

She drops her head for a few seconds, breathing hard through the pain… Her ribs showing as her chest expands, her tits shaking under her… Then looking up at Dennis, “Do you like this..?”

The smile of our host’s face confirms that he does… And it stimulates our guest further…

She continues, “Do you like watching your doggy ruining a dirty blonde slut..?” Deep breathing… Turning herself on more and more, adding, “His biiig haaaarrd cock…” She gasps, the words taking her to new heights, “… Shooting his hot spuuuuunk… Into meeeee…” – and this is enough to send her over the top,

Shaking and gasping again… Her mouth opening wide but not making a sound… Eyes sparkling but with nothing behind them… She stops breathing… Holds the moment – shivering around the dog’s big cock… Gasping quickly and then letting out a long, “FFFFffffffffuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkk!” and then a deep gasp, “Ohfuckinghell… Ohhhh fffuuuccckkkk…” Her whole body shaking, her face turning red, the veins on her neck standing out… She came earlier, but this time she’s cum fucking hard!

We move around her as she continues to shake and shiver under the beast… The orgasm flowing out of her – leaving her legs and arms shaking, her face red… Her whole body glistening with a cold sweat…

The dog is still mounted on her back, his cock still buried in her pussy… His balls and arse still throbbing… Balls still twitching… Still shooting cum into her cunt… And that cum is leaking out of her, running down her pussy lips to the hood of her clit and then dripping down to the floor, making little dark marks on her white carpet.

To her side, Dennis is still watching on – looking impressed – passing comment about her being, “A dirty moufed cunt… In’t ya… A really dirty moufed cunt!” Then smiling, “Good girl!”

Below him, on the floor, under the dog, the gorgeous middle-aged blonde nods quietly, smiling a demented smile, as she shivers through the tail-end of her orgasm… Quite wordless, for once…

We cut to a wider shot – from the side – looking at the big dog standing over our sexy middle aged guest… Both of them breathing hard, the beast resting his chin on her back, to the side, looking like he’s hugging her rather than holding on like an animal.

She’s got her head down, her blonde hair hanging forward, black roots exposed, she turns slightly toward camera so we can see the exhausted but elated look on her face… The smile growing as she feels him pulse inside her, squirting cum into her belly.

“Oh my God, that feels sooooo, fucking… Good!” She gasps. “I can’t believe how hot this is…”

“It definitely looks hot!” Confirms Dennis, saying what we’re all thinking.

She somehow manages to add a ‘thank-you’ smile to the already broad post-orgasmic smile… Almost laughing with joy at the situation she finds herself in… Being held gently by her canine lover, his cock deep in her cunt, his knot stretching her out, hot spunk being squirted into her – and all of it on camera.

She lifts one hand off the floor and reaches back to stroke and pat his hindquarters atop her behind, sighing/whispering, “Good boy… Gooooood bbooooyyyy!”

For many of our guests the first experience of being knotted is a painful one – a rewarding pain, but a pain all the same… But for Ellen, it seems to be a total joy. An easy pleasure.

We cut to a close-up of the dog’s cock in her pussy – looking at that big knot, held in place by her tight flesh, but moving around – leaking cum, which drips and dribbles down to the floor between her knees – soaking into that expensive carpet.

We can hear Ellen’s sighs of, “Good boy… Gooooood boooyyy…” continuing throughout all of this.

We cut back to the wide angle… Watching her holding his thigh above her arse…

Then to her face… The pure delight, the smile, the slight quiver to those pretty lips…

And then, back her her stretched out pussy… That knot still slipping around inside her, easing back… More cum dripping out of her, faster, in little gushes… The knot moving closer to her lips, opening her wider…

She gasps, louder than before, as the knot pops out – then pushes her arse back at him to ensure that the shaft remains inside her pussy. It’s an instinctive move – the kind of thing some girls have to fuck dogs for months to figure out… Having made that work, she starts to roll her hips so that she slides halfway off the cock, then pushes herself back onto it… More cum dripping from her lips.

Back to the wide angle, we watch her doing those hip-rolls under the beast, lifting him up a little on each upward roll, breathing hard as she draws pleasure from the shaft. Still moaning and cooing, “OOooooohhh.. Gooood booooyyy… Gooooood booooooyyy… Stay hard… Stay hard…”

Dennis confirms that, “E’ll be okay… ‘E’ll last long enough for whatever dirty games you want to play next…”

Ellen continues to roll and bump back against the Doberman, then slips her hand down off his thigh, between his crotch and her behind, and grabs at the base of his shaft… Twisting around to the side until she is able to get a hold on him… And once she’s got hold of it, quickly slipping her pussy forward and off him, and spinning around under him…

We cut back to the rear-end close up, replaying the previous footage from this new angle… The shaft of the cock slipping in and out of her pussy, her fingers coming into he shot, gripping around the base of his shaft behind his knot… Then her pulling herself forward and away from him, that fat shaft slipping forward and out – the cock fully exposed… And then her turning around, sticking her head in under his belly, her mouth lining up with his cock.

It’s a fast turn, a quick switch from sex or oral… She’s clearly hungry for it, happy to do it… Keen to get on with it… Wrapping her pretty lips around his still rock hard member… Sucking hard, her cheeks sinking inward – and then she’s bouncing her face quickly against him, swallowing him up – sucking him in and out…

We cut back to the side-angle, watching her resting on one elbow, her face up under his belly – positively thrusting her face along his shaft… Lips tight to it. Sucking hard and moving fast – almost too fast to be enjoying it… She’s just fucking her face with the dog.

She keeps going until she is exhausted (which doesn’t take long because she’s bent forward, thrusting hard, and unable to breath around the cock as she’s sucking so hard) – then pulls back, opening her mouth, letting his cum run out to the carpet as she catches her breath with the ugly tip of his swollen cock infront of her face, shooting more jizz onto her chin and down to the floor…

Once she’s caught her breath, she moves back in for round two… Sucking that cock into her mouth and then working it hard and fast again… Leaning forward against her elbow, bouncing her head under his belly.

“OOohhh… That’s beautiful…” Sighs Dennis from off camera. “E’s a lucky boy…”

We don’t disagree… Ellen might be an older guest, but she’s still a good looker (for her age), and she’s giving us an energetic and hungry performance. There’s not many men in our audience who wouldn’t swap places with Romeo… And most of the women in our audience could learn a little from our guest’s technique!

After another good rally of sucking, she pulls back again to catch her breath and let her mouth drain… Turning her head toward our camera and pursing her glistening lips, then opening wide to let us see the wet insides, moving her tongue around and then laughing. “Mmmmm… A mouthful of doggy cummmmmmmmmm!” she hums… Another little laugh, and then she’s back in for round three…

Lips against the hard flesh, head jerking forward hard, up and down the shaft… Rocking against her elbow, under his belly… She doesn’t seem to be slowing down. If anything, she’s getting faster and harder… And she keeps getting harder until the dog suddenly yelps and skips to the side, almost snapping at her. She releases him immediately and recoils – pulling away to a ‘safe’ distance… Then sitting back, immediately cracks into a little burst of relieved/excited/thrilled laughter…

She gasps, “Wow!” as she watches the dog stagger away from her, and sees that cock in all its glory. “When I was up close, I could tell it was big – but I couldn’t really see it… And now… That’s amazing… I want it again!” She smiles into our camera, and then rocks forward onto her hands to crawl after him…

Romeo turns to face her and growls aggressively/defensively – and she stops immediately, looking back to us and laughing, “I guess that’s that then!”

She’s not wrong. People think of Doberman Pinchers as scary dogs – but despite his size, his muscles, and his mean face and sharp teeth, we’ve always seen him as Dennis used to introduce his father, “a lover, not a biter” – but right now – with his teeth bared, and making that snarling sound, we can understand completely why Ellen is happy to sit back and accept that he debut dogsex experience is all done!

She sits back, leaning against her hands, and calls across the room to her lover, “That’s okay… That’s all… We’ll go again another day…” She turns to Dennis, “If that’s okay…?”

“Oh, that’s very okay… That’s very very okay…” Chuckles our host as we pan from the blonde to the Doberman – and watch him staring her down, teeth still bared, his body in a defensive position, his cock still twitching under his belly… And then we swing back over to Dennis, looking a little out of breath and sweaty as he delivers another show ending monologue.

Dennis talks direct to camera, “Well… I don’t know about you, but I’ve ‘ad a very good time this week… And so ‘as Romeo… And, I think, so has our guest… We’ll be back with another guest next week, hoping that she ‘as as much fun as we’ve had today… Until then, from ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – you look after yourself…!”

He blows out his cheeks, making a ‘phew’ noise, then turns back to his guest and notes “You’re welcome up the East End anytime…” as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since filming, Ellen has accepted Dennis’s invitation to the East End, and has ‘met’ all of his dogs.”

The screen fills with a still shot of our sexy guest, on her knees, naked, with three Doberman Pincher dogs, of various ages, crowding around her. She looks elated and exhausted, sweaty and scratched, as if she’s just had fun with all three of them.

Then a second caption appears, “She’s considering selling her place in Chelsea and moving a little closer!”

And after a short pause we hear Dennis’s comment “You’re welcome up the East End anytime…” again as we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show on one of the UK’s most boring estates… Flat, grass-covered parkland, (sprinkled with just enough trees to stop a game of football or cricket) surrounds a collection of the squarest, brown-brick four-storey apartment blocks you’ll ever see. They’re like something a six-year-old would design. Square windows, no balconies. One block of them after another.

A caption fills our screen, telling us that we’re in, “KEELE, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we come to rest on an uninspiring single-story building, sat between all of these towers. A sign outside reads “Keele Islamic Centre”.

We watch as a young, attractive looking Pakistani woman with round glasses and loose clothing, heads toward the Islamic Centre. She’s mostly hidden in that baggy dress, and a hijab that means the only skin we can see is her face and her hands – but just from her face and the way she carries herself, we’d love for her to turn toward us and introduce herself, but before she does – we see another woman walking around the building and into view…

It’s our blonde-haired, square-jawed, white-toothed, top-heavy, fake-tittied, mini-dress wearing All-American zoo-slut, Jenna McCartney… She walks toward us with those fantastic boobs doing their best to bounce out of the front of her dress as she introduces herself…

“Hi… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m Jenna McCartney, and this week I’ve come to Keele in the English midlands, to meet a young lady who wants to break free from religious and parental control…”

She turns from our camera back toward the young Muslim woman, who has been waiting in the background, and waves her over…

We focus on our guest as she approaches – and the closer she gets, the happier we are… She’s pretty, with a fine boned face – thin nose, sharp jaw, high cheekbones. She’s not model material, but she’s very easy on the eye. We’re already wondering what her body looks like under those loose clothes.

She gets closer to our camera, and then introduces herself in an accent which is equal parts stereotypically sub-continental, and Stoke-like, “I’m Roshnan Fareed… I’m 23 years old, and I’m from Keele, in Staffordshire.” She pauses, trying to suppress her excitement, slowing her breathing, then confirms, “… And I want to have sex with a horse!”

Jenna nods and smiles throughout her guest’s introduction, then asks her to, “Tell us your story… How did you discover your passion for animal action?”

We move to a close-up of Roshnan, pursing her lips as she thinks before speaking, then launching into her narrative… “I’ve watched ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ for as long as I can remember… My parents don’t know – I watch it in my room… They always thought I was a good girl. They were so happy because I never liked boys, I never had any boyfriends, and no arguments with my father about who I could see, or what I could do… They never knew, they still don’t know, that I don’t like boys because I am turned on by animals…”

She pauses, pursing her lips again, looking around at the estate behind her, thinking about all the peering eyes behind all of those curtains. Friends of her parents wanting to see what the young woman is doing… Then she continues, “Dogs, pigs, horses… Especially horses, because they are so huge…”

Jenna takes a turn to speak, “So, if you’ve never had a boyfriend… Do this mean that this will be your first cock… Of any kind?”

We get the feeling that we’d be able to see the young Pakistani woman would be blushing if she was white. She takes a moment, then confesses, “Well, yes… That’s right… I’ve never had sex… But…” She reaches into her bag and pulls out a life size, realistic looking, horse-dildo, which bends under its own weight as she holds it up quite proudly. “… I have used this – a lot!”

Jenna laughs at the appearance of the huge sex-toy – nodding her appreciation. “Well, that would certainly prepare you for the size of the thing… I’m impressed!” She pauses, then adds, “And I think you’re going to be impressed by how much better the real thing feels!”

The skinny dark-skinned virgin nods enthusiastically, “I certainly hope so!”

The American host talks, half to her guest, half to our camera, “And now… Through the magic of television, we’re going to make the two hour journey to our stud farm – in a flash… And er…” She looks the slim Pakistani woman up and down, then continues, “… I think we can lose those clothes too!”

Roshnan seems to approve of both ideas – and then we cut to:

We’re looking at the outside of a stables building… Then we’re inside the stables, looking down a wide walkway between stable doors. A few horses are looking over the top of the doors, looking toward us, looking away, looking disinterested…

Then we’re looking at one particular horse… A magnificent, muscular beast with a shiny black coat. He’s perfectly groomed, and he seems to know it, bouncing his head and snorting as we approach. His sheath is hanging low and heavy, a few inches of cock showing, but there’s obviously soooo much more to see. This is our latest horsey hero, Klik-Bait.

We turn the camera to the side so we can see our guest, now naked – tall and very slim, with her long black hair hanging down half behind her, half forward over one shoulder. The hair is so long that it covers one of her boobs – but the other is visible, showing off a firm little boob and a large brown nipple. She’s so slim that there’s almost no belly there at all, her hips are narrow, legs long and thin. She’s approaching the horse with a clear sense of awe and anticipation about her…

Jenna isn’t far behind (although she’s still dressed). “This is Klik-Bait… An abject failure as a race-horse, but a huge success as a lady lover…” – she pauses as her guest moves a little closer to the animal, raising her hands to tentatively touch his nose, and back to his forehead.

Seeing her up close with him – her fragile frame next to his mountain of muscle… We can’t help thinking that a virgin who is as slim as this is going to really struggle to handle this horse… But we’ve seen her favourite toy – so we figure she’s prepared herself!

She stands infront of the huge beast, lowering her head to look over her spectacles at him… Bending forward to the side to look under his huge body. We can see that his cock is already beginning to swell up, almost seeming to spill out of his belly as it stretches out to a foot long in seconds… And keeps growing…

Talking to us in an incredulous tone, without looking away from him, “He’s huge… Look at him… He’ll crush me…” She twists sideways toward us and notes that, “I can’t wait!!”

A moment later, she straightens up and steps to the side, walking down from his head, beside his neck and shoulder, to beside his body. Reaching up to pat his side, seeing if she can reach high enough to pat his back – and just about making it… She strokes from his back down to his thigh, running her hand down his leg, bending down to follow her hand as she runs it right down to his hoof… Taking a good look under him… Checking out his heavy sheath and massive balls. Gasping, “OOooaaaahhhhhh!”

Jenna, still smiling in the background, showing off her big white teeth, checks, “How does that look compared to your toy?”

Our guest looks back at her, still amazed by what she’s been looking at, and smiling as she answers, “I think it’s the same size, but my toy doesn’t have all of this…” She indicates the horse itself, then adds, “Or two of these…” and she reaches back to carefully run her fingers under his huge balls, stroking her palm over them, cupping them and hefting for weight… Turning her head to the side again and giving us a ‘wow’ face, her mouth and eyes wide open… “They’re fucking huuuuuuge!”

She rubs a little longer, then turns back to us again, “Never mind crushing me… If he cums in my mouth, he’ll drown me!”

“Yeah, but what a way to go!” Jokes Jenna (from off camera), which earns a nod and smile from our guest as she looks back at the horse’s undercarriage.

Slipping her hand off his balls, she runs it down to his cock, rubbing it gently along the underside of the shaft… Then jumping back a little as the horse shifts a little on his feet… She gasps, “Oh my God…” as she jumps back… Then laughs, bending back in to take a closer look at that heavy shaft, licking her lips as she reaches in again to stroke this newly exposed shaft.

She runs her fingers along it, then wraps them around it – waiting for the horse to react… Which he doesn’t do this time… So she begins to jerk it… Gasping, “Oooh wwwoooowwww!” as it visibly stiffens under her stroking attention.

“Isn’t it beautiful?” Sighs Jenna.

“Oh yes, it’s magnificent…” Moans Roshnan, her expression turning from ‘wow’ to ‘now’, as she licks her thin lips again, and begins to bend closer, leaning in toward the big prick in her hands, pulling it to the side, out toward her face.

She brings the cock to her mouth as much as her mouth to the cock – breathing hard as she nervously closes that last couple of inches – and then rubbing that big fleshy tool up against her face. Closing her eyes smearing it across her eyebrows, then down over her dark cheeks, then thin lips… Pouting to kiss the cock, lips out against the shaft, then opening her mouth and poking out her tongue, running it up and down the side of his shaft. A line of drool beginning to run down the shaft and hang down from the end as she literally salivates over the thing…

We cut to a wider shot, with Roshnan in the distance, bending toward the horse and getting to work on his cock, whilst our crew stands back and records the action. Jenna stands beside them, staying out of the way whilst she watches on, her hands up to her own chest, pinching her nipples through her top.

Then we’re back to the close-up action – watching our brown skinned slut’s tongue sliding along the shaft. The wet flesh giving slightly under the pressure of her tongue. Sliding up and down, her hands supporting the massive member as she continues to lick… Moving back to the big flat end…

Once at the end, she flips her head over it, wrapping her lips around part of the head – sucking on it… It’s just too fucking big to fit the whole thing between her lips… But she’s doing her best.

We can see a bubble of pre-cum forming at the end of the urethra as she gets closer to it… Running her top lip over the end, up over the urethra, smearing that wetness around. Letting out a sigh as she tastes the wetness, then pulls her head back to look at it, half smiling, then sticking her tongue out to lick the tip.

Moving it around, pushing closer, the flat of her tongue against the head of the dick…

We can hear Jenna commenting/calling, “Oh you love it… You love that horse-cock… Don’t you? Dirty ho…”

We cut to a close up of the American, looking to the side to our camera to add, “Dirty fucking ho… Just like me!!” and then half laughing as she looks back to the action.

Roshnan still sucking on the end of that huge cock… After a little while, she pulls back from it, letting us see that it’s positively rock hard – sticking out about two feet along under him, when she lets go of it the whole thing springs up against his belly, making her gasp… “Ooooohhh… I think he’s ready for for my pussy now!”

As she he stands up straighter, facing the horse, we hear Jenna ask, “Ah, yes, but is your pussy ready for him?!” Our guest doesn’t react – reaching under the beast’s belly to take hold of his shaft, then pulling it over to the side, toward her…

She lifts a long leg, bending it, knee up, foot down, angling her crotch toward him, and steering the tip of his cock toward herself… Moaning as she rubs the big wet flat head against her upper thigh and big pussy lips… Leaning back and pushing her pelvis forward to meet the meat. Rubbing the fleshy head of the cock up against her pussy lips – using the pre-cum that’s still oozing from his urethra to lubricate things…

After a few seconds she pulls away, bends forward and spits on the head – a good sized spit, like one of those pro porn girls… Not at all what you’d expect from a nice Muslim girl. Then again, she’s trying to stuff a horse’s cock into her pussy, so nothing is what you’d expect from a nice anything girl!

Back upright again, she raises her leg, and makes a second move with that big cock – rubbing it against her pussy again, but this time it’s nicely lubricated, and it slips over her skin a lot easier.

She gasps as she rubs it over against her sex, moving the head up and down the length of her pussy lips as well as over the top, working her clit with the big flat end… Angling and bucking her hips against it as she rubs…

After a little while longer she leans back, then tips her head forward, pulling the cock away an inch, and spits again – drooling as much spit as she can generate down onto her belly and pussy, rubbing the end of the horse’s cock over her flesh to gather the wetness, then back down to her pussy to rub again.

It’s an impressive sight – this slim young woman, taking control of the horse and her own desires… Using this massive beast as her personal pleasure park.

The huge animal reacts to her rubbing, shifting a little, his hoofs clattering on the concrete floor… Moving forward just enough to make her overbalance, dropping her raised foot and skipping back away from him.

“I think he’s horny…” Snorts Jenna.

We cut to the wide angle, looking at Roshnan as she turns her back on the horse, looking back at us and gasping, “Me too… I’m soooo bloody horny!!!” – and then bending forward and backing up under him – pushing her skinny little arse back toward his huge cock… Bending her knees and reaching back between her thighs, stretching to get her fingers to the end of the tool – taking hold of it and pulling it down a little to line up with her pussy…

She grunts as she backs up another inch toward it, rubbing the end up against her pussy lips, reaching down with her other hand to spread the lips as wide as she can… Rolling her hips and pushing the end of that huge member against the pink pussy, trying to force herself back onto it…

“Come on…” Urges our host from off camera, “… You can do it… Just keep pushing…”

Roshnan keeps working on it, twisting to the side, rising up on her toes and angling her hips further, presenting more of her pussy – thin fingers spreading it wide, her other hand trying to squeeze the big head of the cock in, failing… Rubbing the soft flesh of the flat head over her lips… Pushing back again…

Jenna steps into shot behind our struggler… “Take it easy, babe… I’ll do the tricky bit – you just bend forward, stick your bum out, and prepare yourself for the wreckage!!” She laughs, reaching in behind Roshnan and taking hold of the horse’s huge cock, allowing the skinny Pakistani woman to relax a little, hands behind her thighs, spreading her pussy as wide as she can…

Jenna reaches down between her guest’s thighs, using her fingers to guide the cock from below as she pushes it forward with her other hand. Several series ago we’ve saw her fucking herself with a horse cock, but from the expert way she handles this cock and assists with this penetration, we can tell she’s done it a lot since then – and most likely introduced a few other women to it too.

Our guest moans, “UUUmmmmmmmmm!!” as the American squeezes the head of the horse’s cock to a smaller size and forces it between those pussy lips… She gasps, and then the gasp catches in her throat as she manages to take a few inches of that amazing shaft inside her body, holding it there for a second as she adjusts to the sheer girth of the thing… Breathing hard, her lips turning up a little – more from disbelief than joy…

Behind her, Jenna gives her a little pat on her tight little arse, and says, “You’re on your own now…” as she backs away.

We pull back to get a better sense of scale again – we know the cock is huge in her pussy, stretching her flesh, but cutting back to the wider shot reminds us that she is quite tiny next to this huge beast. Tall yes, but bent over and skinny – with this huge, solid beast over her – she’s small.

We switch between shots watching our filthy little slut of a guest as she continues to back up against it – hands moving from the back of her thighs, to her breasts, to her knees, bending further forward, sticking her arse further out – sliding a couple of inches further onto that huge cock – then pulling forward a little off it. A wide shot, a tight shot of her pussy, a shot from infront of her, catching her face every time she looks up.

As we cut from camera to camera, we notice certain sounds repeating, the same moan here and there, the same sudden, loud gasp… We’re repeating the action over and over from different angles – not to stretch it out, but rather because it’s just so hot to see an apparently respectable, nice young Muslim girl like this, doing this most perverted performance!

The filthy young slut continues bouncing against him, gradually pushing back harder and faster as her confidence grows, each moan a little louder, or a little longer, than the one before as she gains pace. Twisting her hips, grinding back against the shaft, turning her head to the side, grimacing but still moaning…

“Thaaaaaat’s it… Take that fucking horse-cock, bitch!” Encourages Jenna. We cut to see her as she’s speaking – watching her bouncing, her boobs jiggling, almost popping out of her dress as she watches and calls, “OOooooohhh… You lucky little slut!”

We cut back to our guest in time to see her just about smiling between grimaces and gasps – pushing harder, fucking herself with the horse… And then…

She’s gasping, “Ohhhhh… FFFuuuuucccckkk… Aahhhhhhhh… Shhhhhhhiiiittt!” – looking up toward us, her eyes wide, magnified by those spectacles as she confirms what we may have already guessed, “I’m cumming… I’m fucking cumming…” Catching her breath as she continues to bounce, her thighs beginning to shake under the strain, then adding, needlessly, “I’m cumming on this big horsey cock! Ohhhhhhhh!”

And then she goes quiet, dropping her head, her long black hair falling like a curtain infront of her face… She’s shaking throughout, clearly experiencing an intense climax – the horse’s cock jammed right up inside her. These wide shots are always amazing – to see a woman so affected, and the animal so apparently ambivalent.

Her long slim legs are wobbling, which makes her whole body shake, little titties especially as she pushes herself back against his huge tool, almost like she’s using it to keep her on her feet… She’s slowed right down, but she’s still moving – drawing more pleasure from her over-stretched cunt.

We cut to the rear shot, looking at that cunt holding onto that shaft – squeezing the soft outer layer of flesh inward as she continues to push back against him.

Holding it… And then switching direction, pulling forward, her pussy dragging along the shaft, visibly pulling along it as she draws it out. Then as she reaches the end of the shaft, where the head has flared up inside her, watching her whole pussy distend, slowly spreading wider and wider as she pulls free… And then the big end pops out, and seems to flare even larger…

We hear Jenna, a sense of urgency in her voice, “Quick… He’s about to cum… Don’t miss it…” – and our guest spins around as fast as her rubbery legs can handle, dropping forward to her knees, reaching up and gripping around the fat shaft, one hand steady half way along the shaft, the other near the tip, twisting and pumping a couple of times, jerking it toward her face – mouth open and eyes closed… Tipping her head back so her hair hangs back, giving us a clear view of her open mouth and tongue…

Jenna really knows horse behaviour, because our guest only pumps a couple of times before the head of that cock flares even wider and the horse blows his load all over her face… It’s like a shotgun going off, one sudden shot and there’s cum everywhere – in her mouth, up her nose, over her glasses, in her hair…

She’s shocked, but doesn’t stop, continuing to pump quickly on that fat shaft… The horse shuffling a little, clearly experiencing great pleasure as this little bitch keeps fondling him… Fast… Until, just as we’re beginning to think he only has one shot in him, a second gout of jism squirts onto her face… Not as explosive this time, but still plenty of thick fluid over her lips and into her mouth.

She holds the cock for a couple more seconds, no longer pumping… Her eyes closed and thick horse spunk running down her face, dripping from her eyebrows and eyelashes, running down her cheeks and nose… After a few seconds she lets go, letting it swing away from her face and bounce under his belly.

She turns away from him, carefully opening her eyes and looking up into our camera through sticky eye-lashes and smeared spectacles, keeping her mouth open so we can see the mouthful of muck… Then closing her lips, pausing a second to prepare herself, and then gulping it down slowly, before opening up again to show that she’s swallowed the lot. Smiling broadly, even laughing a little – she seems really proud of herself… Joking that, “He came on me… With his huge wrecking balls!” and then laughing a little, nervous and amazed laugh.

Breathing hard she uses a finger to smear more of that equine semen from her cheeks and chin toward her mouth, between her lips and swallowing it, licking her lips as she cleans up.

Jenna steps in, gives Klik-Bait a firm pat on the side of his body, “Good boy… Well done…” – then turns her attention to our guest, moving closer and telling her, “Good girl… Well done to you too…”, bringing a hand up to her dark face and running the side of her finger over her skin, smoothing some more cum over toward the Pakistani’s mouth. Letting her guest eagerly lick at her sticky fingers, and then suck them…

As her fingers are being sucked by the horse hungry Muslim, Jenna looks up into the camera, smiling broadly, her white teeth and pink gums exposed, “Well, that’s everything from my first guest… I’ll be back in a few episodes time, but ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will be back sooner, with another member of our team, introducing another dirty slut, to another of our special team’s ‘members’…”

Infront of her, Roshnan has stopped sucking those fingers, and is massaging the horse cum into her small, but now very shiny tits – smiling as our host sums asks, “Did you have fun?”

Our guest nods, “Yes… Thank you very much.”

“Will you do it again?”

The Pakistini girl nods eagerly this time, her eyes wide behind those smeary glasses, “Yes… I will, for sure.”

“I bet you will… I never met a woman who didn’t want to do it again…” She smiles, turning away from her guest again, back to our camera – “And on that news, we have to end things for this week… We’ll see you next time… With a dirty dogslut, ready to humiliate herself for your pleasure – so please – feel free to pleasure yourself!!” She laughs a friendly laugh, then gives us a wave before turning back to our guest – and stepping up to her, placing a hand on either side of her jaw to keep her steady, then leaning in closer to lick at her cheeks, then her lips, cleaning up the last traces of horse-spunk as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since the show was filmed, Roshnan has been forced to move away from her family home after her father threatened her life for bringing shame on his family.”

The right side of the screen fills with a still shot of Roshnan ‘now’. She looks very different – in sexy lingerie, lace hold-up stockings, and with her hair cut very short, all of which just makes her look even taller and thinner. There’s a distinct punk edge to her look.

As a second caption appears at the bottom of the page, the left side of the screen fills with the rest of the photograph, a large Irish Wolfhound that looks very keen to get at our Pakistani slut. There will be many viewers who’d just love to see that scene but unfortunately this is the only image we’ve been provided of their liaison.

“Since leaving home, she says she has been ‘Kennel surfing’, staying with zoo families and adding the delights of canine sex to her zoo experience. We wish her pleasure and success in her future away from her old family.”

And we fade to black for another week.

We start this week’s show with some establishing shots of a quiet residential street. Detached white brick walled Edwardian homes line either side of the road, with small front gardens, walled in. Parking spaces rather than garages… It’s all very idyllic.

We track along the street, passing a few pleasant houses, then coming to halt infront of a particularly nice one. There’s a sign outside, a plaque on the low brick wall around the front garden, that reads, “ACTION FOR CHILDREN”

Then we pan over from the plaque to look to find our host. He’s stocky, casually dressed, with short white hair and a sly smile. By his side, a large, long haired black and tan German Shepherd.

The man talks direct to camera in a confident, clean, Scottish accent. “Hello… And welcome to yet another edition of the travelling shit-show we call ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss, and this week I’ve brought ma boy Butchy all the way down to the south coast, to meet yet another dozy old slut who can’t wait to be serviced by a big, bad, doggy!”

We cut to a shot of the front door of the house – only having to wait a second before it opens and we see this week’s guest stepping out into view in a black blouse and pants which suggest a reasonable figure… She’s got straight, shoulder length blonde hair, and gaunt features – a narrow nose, high cheekbones, thin lips. Her skin whiter than white. She looks like she has the weight of the world on her shoulders.

Looking into camera, she barely manages a smile as she introduces herself in an accent that is somewhere beyond the strangled vowels of a farmer, and the smooth tones of the home counties. “Halloooo… My name is Martina Lawson… I’m a 60-year-old charity worker from Brighton… And I’m… Here to have sex with a dog…” She says it almost as if she’s surprised by the words coming out of her mouth.

We cut to a two-shot of her standing opposite Andy. She’s a little taller than him despite the fact that she’s wearing flat shoes.

He looks her up and down, sizing her up – then raises his microphone and begins the interview, swinging the microphone from his mouth to hers when it’s her turn to speak.

“Right… I understand that rather than admit to being a filthy slut, you’d like to make a statement before you show the world the kind of cunt you are…”

A hint of frustration flickers across her face as she is called a ‘cunt’, then she regains her composure and begins, “Yes… I work for ‘Action for Children’… We’re a non-profit organisation, working to protect vulnerable children. As a survivor of child abuse myself, I know the long-lasting pain and suffering caused by abuse…”

“I’m here today because I want to show the kids I work with that being abused isn’t the end of the world… I want them to know that you can be used, abused, and publicly humiliated – given the worst treatment in the world – and you can go on… It doesn’t matter what you do, or who knows you did it…”

She puts her head up and her shoulders back, filling with confidence as she finishes up, “And I can’t imagine a more graphic way to demonstrate that – than to let you dog fuck me on national television. The whole world will know I’ve done it… And I’ll hold my head high infront of the kids, showing them that what you’ve done doesn’t define who you are…”

Andy pauses a moment to make sure the job is done. Then confirms, “So, abuse and public humiliation… Huh? I think this job was made for me!” He looks down at Butchy. “Me and Butchy!”

He pauses, then looks back at our guest. “Oh, and I’m not buying that charity, nicey-nice, good Samaritan routine… You know you want the doggy cock… I know you want the doggy cock… And all they boys you work with are gonnae know you want the doggy cock.” He pauses. She looks uncomfortable again, insulted. He continues, “So let’s go get you some doggy cock… And you can pretend you’re doing it for the boys…”

She looks like she’s about to complain, but we cut to the interior of the charity house. In an old-style bedroom with sloping ceilings and dormer windows.

Our guest has lost her outer garments and is standing now in her bra and panties. It’s nice gear – classy, black silk and lace. The black material in sharp contrast with her pale flesh. Without the blouse and pants we can see that she’s quite slim, but neither skinny or toned. Just a regular, healthy, sixty year old woman.

She’s looking down, shifting her weight from foot-to-foot as Butchy circles around at her feet, raising his head to sniff at her, half jumping at her – his paws hitting her legs, then dropping back to the floor when he doesn’t get any help…

Not wanting to show any personal interest in this – she waits for Andy to direct her…

Our host obliges, speaking sternly, but smiling as he does it, “Alright then… Don’t pretend you don’t want this… Get yourself down to his level where you belong…”

Martina does as she’s told, dropping to one knee, then the other, bringing her face down to a level that the dog can reach. She’s trying to hide the excitement of her face, but we can see she’s breathing harder, and her nipples appear to be hardening infront of our eyes.

“Alright…” Continues Andy, “Don’t move… Let him say hello…”

Andy knows his dog, and his dog loves to ‘kiss’ a bitch… He steps forward, raising his head toward the woman’s face and begins to slop his tongue out and smoosh it across her chin.

Trying not to make it too obvious, she drops her chin a little to make her mouth an easier target… And his wide, wet tongue finds her lips… Slopping and swiping over them, pulling them around.

She offers no resistances – just breaths through her nose and slowly allows him to lick her mouth open… His tongue parting her lips, skimming her teeth… The more he kisses, the more she relaxes her jaw… Trying to make it look like she doesn’t ‘want’ it, she’s just ‘letting-it-happen’.

He’s been licking her face for barely a few seconds and he’s already slotting that big tongue inside her mouth… She coughs a little as he licks – but enough to scare him off, and not enough for her to want to pull back… And, perhaps thinking we’re only shooting the close-up of her mouth, she idly lets her hands find her sagging tits, and pinches her nipples a little.

Andy lets the licking go for a little while, then orders our guest to, “Alright… On your back now… On the floor…”

Martina does as she’s told, adjusting her position, dropping to her arse, and then sitting back, presenting her chest more than anything to the dog. Butchy stays close, pawing at her shoulder, then moving down toward her legs…

Andy puts her right on that, “Spread your legs… Dogs don’t care about your tits! He likes the smelly stuff!”

She leans back further, flat on the floor, and then brings her knees up and lets them fall apart, opening her crotch up to the beast… And he steps forward, licking his lips – looking up at Andy for permission, and getting it… So moving in and dropping his big head between her thighs…

The second his tongue makes contact with her she spasms in shock and gasps, “Ooooh fucking ooohhhh-hhaaa-hhaa-haaaa…”, the gasp almost becoming a laugh.

We cut to a wider angle, and see that she has her hands back up to her tits, pinching and playing with those nipples again as the big hairy beast stands between her legs, his head lowered to her pussy, licking at it… Wide, warm tongue sliding over everything she’s got. Noisy and wet sounding, the sounds barely covered by her moans.

Our guest begins to arch her back – no matter how much she pretends this isn’t about having fun, she can’t hide the pleasure she’s experiencing as his tongue slides over her snatch, slipping into the groove of her pussy, splitting her labia…

She gasps and moans, arches her back further, turns her head away from us, twists her nipples…

“Don’t look away…” Orders Andy. “Look at the camera – let the boys see what a dirty whore you are…” She does as she’s told, still trying to hide the joy on her face but every few seconds jerking, her eyes opening a little, her mouth twisting into an “ooooo” shape.

“Let the boys see how much you love that dog…” Continues Andy – sensing that the verbal treatment is turning her on even more.

Her hips begin to jerk, her soft belly pulling in tight as she tenses up… Shivering as the dog brings her toward her first ever dogasm…

Gasping, turning her head away again, then snapping it back forward as she hears Andy calling, “Hey…” – shaking more… Switching from pinching and pulling her nipples, to grabbing and squeezing her tits… Tight… Shaking more… The dog still licking… And then… “OOooohhhhh fffffucccckkkk… OOoohhhh nooooooo…”

We can see from the expression on her face that she’s cumming – and that she’s almost disappointed in herself for not being able to resist this.

“Butchy… Enough!” Calls Andy… Ordering the dog off whilst his bitch is still in the middle of her climax… Then ordering her, “On your knees bitch… It’s time…”

She’s still shaking from the work of the dog’s tongue, and barely able to control her arms and legs, but she manages to roll over and get her arse in the air – showing off her bony arse. The old flesh hanging tiredly down off the bone. No muscle tone to speak of. The whole time she’s moving into position, she’s whisper-moaning “Oh God… What am I doing..?” – although she doesn’t hesitate to actually do what she’s told.

She looks back over her shoulder, watching the big German Shepherd as he moves around behind her – she leans forward a little, letting out a nervous gasp as he hurries between her feet, and pushes up over her behind, his big hairy chest rubbing over her soft flesh… His weight pushes her further forward, and makes her grunt at the effort of supporting him as he drops onto her back and wraps his long front legs around her chest, holding her tight. The grunt continues, heavy and deep as dog begins to pump at her.

“That’s more like it…” Calls Andy. “Now you look like you’re doing something you don’t want to do…”

Butchy continues to bump up against her. He’s big enough to look ungainly as he staggers his hind-paws around, looking for his angle – lining himself up…

Infront of his, Martina is struggling to hold position under his weight, still looking alarmed – and then she’s wailing, “AAARRRRGGGHHH-AAAAHHHH… OOOOHHHH-AAAARRRGGHHH!” as he finds his mark, his cock clearly finding it’s way deep inside our aging slut. She drops her head and allows that blonde hair to obscure her face for a moment…

“No no no… Face… Let’s see your face…” Reminds Andy – and even with the intensity of the big dog pounding into her, she manages to flip her head to the side and look directly toward one of our cameras. Her expression still indicating pain and humiliation rather than pleasure.

We cut to a low angle, looking up at the action from below – Martina’s legs shaking, Butchy’s powerful thighs tensing, that thick cock slipping and sliding in and out of her cunt at great speed, dog-spunk dripping down from her pussy lips to the floor. The camera shaking a little, not quite in focus because of the furious action above.

Back to the wide-angle to remind us of the difference between the old woman and her tired flesh, and the powerful young beast with his thick dark fur. Him holding tight, pushing down on her back almost as hard as he’s smashing up against her behind. Slamming his big cock into her – over and over… Making her little old titties swing and jiggle like crazy.

Andy strolls around infront of the lovers – getting a different look at the action – bending forward, hands on knees, to look into Martina’s eyes. She looks up at him, an almost accusatory look on her face – like he’s humiliated her despite her having volunteered to be on the show – but she can’t resist flashing a little smile, an admission of guilt – then gasping as the dog shifts position on her back…

Our host leans closer, right down in her face, whispering, “You love it… You love it… Everyone knows…” – she doesn’t object.

Behind her, Butchy is pulling up tighter against her, making sure he’s buried as deeply as he can be, his tan chest against her white flesh… Slowing his thrusts, then coming to a complete halt… His head resting on one of her shoulders… Holding in position… Tight.

We cut back to that low angle close up of his cock jammed up in Martina’s old cunt… Now that she’s no longer being buffeted around, we can see more clearly what’s going on down here… A clear view of his fat shaft buried inside her, the knot filling her up completely, stretching her pussy lips out.

We cut to a close-up of her face – the pale flesh now reddening, her lips flared forward, her teeth gritted – breathing hard through them… Making a lot of breathing noises… Taking the strain of that big knot… Looking up at our camera, eyes glistening…

Back to a wide-shot… The big, strong, hairy dog, and his slim, loose-skinned old human whore… Locked together… The dog taking another little shuffle forward, holding tighter around her middle… Forcing a few loud shocked gasps out of her… “OOHH! AAAHHH! OHH NOO!” – but on this occasion ‘no’ doesn’t mean ‘no’… ‘No’ means, ‘that’s bigger than I can handle, but I like it’…

We move around them – looking up at his cock, buried in her pussy, the knot stretching her lips out, her thighs shaking a little under the strain; looking at her from the side angle, little titties shaking, head down, then up; a long shot, from across the room, taking in the whore under the dog and our crew around them… Andy walking around, arms folded, monitoring his dog’s performance – and our guest’s reactions…

“I suppose this all doesn’t define who you are…” He comments, taking the piss a little, taunting her, “So just because you’re cumming all over a dog’s big old knot, that doesn’t make you a dogslut..?”

She looks up at him and lets out little whimper as she reaches back to grab at the dog’s leg – holding him in place, trying to stop that knot from shifting inside her, then brings her hand forward again for support – and see the dog moving his head from over her left shoulder, to over her right shoulder, almost sighing as he does it. Just another day at the office for him.

The sequence takes barely two minutes of screen time – knots feel amazing, but they aren’t the best viewing… So, we cut out a lot of the dull, repetitive stuff – those little whimpers, and Andy’s comments, and the long moments of silence when it’s just the dog on the old slut’s back, holding tight and pumping his seed deep into her.

We cut back to that low angle shot of her pussy – looking up between her thighs… They’re still shaking… The pussy stretching wider open… That big, ugly knot beginning to pull clear, stretching her lips even wider – ready to split apart… Then it twists to the side, and half-pops out, a trickle of spunk spilling down against her inner thigh… Martina gasping… But the shaft locked inside, along with half the knot…

Andy moves forward and drops down behind her, reaching in under the broken seal of pussy and shaft, putting a whisky glass up against her pussy lips and beginning to gather the dribbling semen as it spills out of her. He explains his move, “You want to show your boys what living with humiliation is like… Let’s get you a nice warm glass of filthy doggy spunk to drink… Show everyone how much of a whore you are…”

She doesn’t resist – just continues recovering from that knotting, enjoying having the shaft still filling her out, enjoying the throbbing, and the feeling of cum hitting her insides… Even enjoying the feeling of the rim of the glass rubbing over her clit as Andy collects as many drips as he can…

Down below, more cum dribbles down the side of the glass, gathering at the bottom… Not a lot, but enough to drink…

This goes on for a few more moments, and then the dog shifts a little on her back, his dick bending and slithering out of her, more cum glugging out from her pussy and into the glass… She lets out a grunt as the dog heaves forward and steps off her back, leaving her on the floor with her arse in the air and our host squatting behind her, collecting cum from her cunt.

We cut back to a wide angle to see the big German Shepherd stumbling away beyond her – and her still in position in the foreground.

She lifts her head and flips the blond hair behind her ear so we can see her exhausted face… Her eyes down, slightly humiliated, but clearly elated at the same time… Gasping a little, but trying not to show it.

Butchy returns to the scene of the crime, taking a look at the pussy he was just fucking, watching it glisten as cum dribbles out into the shot glass… Leaning in and licking at it – his big tongue swishing and slopping over her pussy and arse-crack, getting what he can of the spunk… Andy has to pull the glass away to stop his boy from spilling it.

“No… No boy… She’s the subservient slut, not you…” He pushes the dog away, a little sideways, encouraging him to turn around, and Butchy takes the hint, turning and almost sticking his arse out toward our aging slut. His cock is still big and heavy, swinging by his hindlegs, waiting to be used again… Andy reaches in with his free hand and takes hold of it, pulling it out between his boy’s hindlegs, and aiming it at that well-fucked cunt. We think he’s about to dildog her, but then he calls, “Come on, whore… Turn yourself around and complete the humiliation!”

She knows exactly what he means, and dutifully does as she’s told – perhaps a little too quickly… Turning on her hands and knees, coming around to face the dog’s rear…

We cut to a shot of the old blonde as she positions herself on her hands and knees behind Butchy, his big cock aimed at her face – gasping, and almost smiling, at the close-up sight of its magnificence… Then leans forward, opening wide and calmly taking it into her mouth, letting the tip rest on her tongue nd then easing forward to slide it the rest of the way into her mouth… Keeping her mouth open until it’s right at the back of her throat and them closing her lips around it and sucking her sunken cheeks in around it… Her eyes closed as she thinks about what she’s doing…

She’s not moving, so Andy takes control, jerking his boy’s dick back toward the care worker an inch in, an inch out, over and over, at a nice pace… Enough for it to feel good for his boy… Not enough to make our guest gag.

“Aye, that’s right, who-are!” Snarls Andy, “Suck that dirty cock, you filthy old cunt!”

He keeps working the dick in and out of her mouth, and she keeps sucking, only stopped to part her lips and let the big dog’s cum spill from the corner of her mouth and run down her jaw – then closing up again and sucking hard as Andy continues wanking the beast into her mouth.

“Dirty fucking slut… You love it, don’t you? You filthy old dogslut!” Comments Andy. “You’ve wanted to do this for years, I can tell… All that shite about showing the kids it’s okay to be humiliated… You fucking live for the humiliation!”

She does argue – her eyes closed, breathing hard through her nose, lips tight to the rock hard shaft, she just keeps sucking dog cock as Andy pumps it at her mouth…

It’s a fairly long sequence, with Andy happy to do the work, and Martina happy to suck the cock… With more and more cum running down the side of her jaw, under her chin, down her neck and down over her saggy tits…

By the time she finally pulls her head back and lets Butchy’s cock free, her neck and chest are glistening with dog semen and her own sweat. Andy releases the beast, who staggers forward, his cock swinging down under him… We watch him walk away, then cut back to Martina as she sits back on her heels…

She’s upright, her chest heaving – old boobs rising and falling, nipples noticeably big and hard. She looks up at Andy as he offers the shot glass, two thirds full of doogy jism… “Here you go… Complete your ‘humiliation’…” He says, his voice full of distain. “Just the way you want it… Drink that spunk, slut!”

She takes it off him a little too happily… Brings it up toward her mouth, then looks up into our camera, and says, “This is for the kids!!” – and then takes a deep breath, and drinks it all in one go… Tipping it back fast, like a shot of vodka – closing her mouth, tight lipped, and forcing it down… For the first time in quite a while she looks like she’s doing something she isn’t enjoying at all… But once it’s gone there’s a definite smile on her face, before she takes a few more deep breaths, looking up at Andy, then our camera.

Butchy turns around and heads back toward her – and she turns toward him, leaning forward offering her pursed lips for him to lick – then pausing as he swipes his big tongue over her mouth, parting her lips to let him lick inside, then sticking out her tongue to let him clean that as well.

We watch the kissing session until our guest pulls back from our dog to catch her breath again, looking relieved – like she feels she’s done enough, looking up at Andy and nodding…

“All done?” Checks Andy.

She confirms, “I can’t do any more…” Waving her hands infront of her as if to say ‘No more!” – then smiling a contented “I survived” smile.

Our camera swings slowly away and up from her to our host – who immediately begins his wind-up for the week… “Apparently, that’s the look of a lady who only did this to show ‘the kids’ that it’s okay to be humiliated… She looks pretty happy for someone who feels humiliated… We all know she just had a fucking great time… Just like they all do… And just like next week’s guest will… We’ll see you again next time because we know you’re just as fucking filthy as our guests, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’!”

We fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Martina was suspended from her position at ‘Action for Children’ as a result of her appearance on the show. She’s currently taking legal action against the charity.”

The screen fills with video footage of Martina, with the words ‘I HAD SEX WITH A DOG’ apparently tattooed on her forehead, a slightly demented look on her face. She’s giving a talk to a small audience of wide-eyed youths.

A second caption appears below the image. “Despite the suspension, she continues to educate abuse survivors that sexual humiliation isn’t the end of the world.”

And we fade to black for another week.

We open the show with a long, slow pan over a barren landscape. Rolling hills without a tree to be seen – just grass and rocks, then a road coming between two hills and winding down toward us. Throughout the shot we can hear the wind rolling over the hills and blowing over our microphones.

We continue panning until we come to rest on an ugly, angular single story municipal building. A sign on the side reads, “MID YELL LEISURE CENTER” – but we can’t imagine anything leisurely about the place.

And then – completely at odds with the grim surrounding, we see our host…

We can’t see much of her though. She’s wearing an oversized down coat that reaches from the big collar around her neck right down to just above her ankles. Her long brunette hair is pulled tight to her head and tucked down into her coat to stop it whipping around in the wind. As we come to rest on her she reaches up and pulls the zipper at the front of the coat down about 4 inches, enough to let the collar open and show off her face and neck…

Cuteness and dimples, big brown eyes. It’s everyone’s favourite dog-fucking former pornstar, Renae Russell – and even though the cold and wind is clearly bothering her, she’s smiling as she launches into her high pitched, squeaky-voiced introduction.

“Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Renae Russell… And this week we’ve come so far north, and it’s soooo cold, that my lovely Logan wouldn’t even get out of the car…”

We cut to a shot of a couple of parked cars and a van. Inside on of the cars we can see Logan, a big blue-grey Weimaraner dog, sitting on the back seat, looking out of the back window.

Then we’re back to Renae as she continues her introduction. “We’ve come all the way up here to meet a lady who says she’ll die of boredom if she doesn’t find something ‘exciting’ to do…”

We cut to this week’s guest. Her long platinum blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, hanging down the middle of her back, wearing a big sweater, and no doubt a couple of layers beneath that. No coat. Thick pants, walking boots.

Her face is thin, frail looking, so is her neck. She looks small, almost lost in all of the clothes. She introduces herself in an accent so strong that we need subtitles. “Hallo. Ma nems Elna Gowlun. Am forty-wan year olt, an am fram Mid Yell, on the Shetlun Illands.”

Subtitle: “Hello. My name’s Eleanor Gowling. I’m 41 years old, and I’m from Mid Yell, on the Shetland Islands.”

We cut back to a shot of the two women standing side-by-side, almost huddling together against the cold. Moving a little to stomp their feet as they speak. Our guest is extremely pale and sharp featured, her skin looking a little wind blasted after decades of Shetland winds…

Renae is holding her microphone hand tight to her chest, trying to use her body to shelter it from the ever-present wind as she asks, “Hello Eleanor, welcome to the show… How about you tell us why you’ve asked us up here today…?”

“Weel, ya may guess – ahm jus rilly rilly feckin boord. Yiv nay idea how booring it az here… Ahd dee anything for a wee bit excitemen!”

Subtitle: “Well, you might guess – I’m just really, really, bored. You’ve no idea how boring it is here… I’d do anything for a little bit of excitement!”

Renae seems to get what she’s saying without the subtitles. “Is it really as simple as that? You’re just doing this for kicks..?”

Our little Scottish slut nods her head and smiles, “Aye… I dinnae get that turnt own be doggies… Maybe a bit… Just coz ahts deerty… But ahm only here to be diffren afor I shrivel up an die!”

Subtitle: “Yes. I don’t get that turned on by doggies. Maybe a bit. Just because it’s dirty. But I’m only here to be different before I shrivel up and die!”

Eleanor smiles – that self-satisfied smile that dirty girls give you when they are over-confident about how dirty they are… It suits her.

Renae looks around, making a point of huddling closer to her guest, ‘showing’ the cold. “Well, you’re bored, and I’m cold, so lets take this show somewhere a little more sheltered, so we can really warm things up…”

Eleanor nods, her smile growing into an I’m-excited-that-this-is-about-to-happen look.

We cut to – inside the back of a car. Renae is sitting on one side, with our skinny guest on the other, and Logan sitting between them, looking excitedly from one to the other, wonder when the fun will begin…

Now that they’re shut into the car and out of the wind and spitting rain, both of our ladies are in the process of shuffling and wriggling out of their heavy outdoor coats…

Renae is in skin-tight jeans and a zip-up sweater. It’s not one of her usual flesh revealling outfits, but it hugs tightly enough to her body to remind us what a spectacular figure she has. On the other side of the back-seat, her guest is in baggy pants and a big sweater – her hair is long and straight, and extremely blonde. She looks like she’s ready for the time of her life, barely able to stifle a big smile.

“Well then…” Starts Renae. “I think our boy here is beginning to warm up… So let’s not waste any time… Get the rest of those clothes off, and we can let him heat you up… From the inside…” She smiles wickedly, reflecting her knowledge of just how hot a dog’s cock feels, and how warm his spunk will be…

Eleanor doesn’t hesitate to peel off her sweater (taking her t-shirt with it in one go), struggling within the confines of a car… Revealling her skinny belly, and ribby chest, then her brief white bra. Her flesh isn’t much different in colour to the bra.

Next up, she leans back to unbutton the front of her trousers, lifting her little arse off the seat and slipping them down over her hips and down her thighs to show off a matching pair of white panties. She drops her behind then raises her legs, peeling the trousers off her feet (leaving her thick socks on), then throwing the trousers into the footwell.

Renae has to hold Logan the whole time, because as soon as our guest begins to strip, he’s keen to get at her – leaning forward against the pretty-pornstar’s grip, sniffing at the Scots woman – raising a paw toward her, like he’s asking if he can have some.

“Tell ham t’be pashun… Gimme a seycund to get raydie…”

Subtitle: “Tell him to be patient. Give me a second to get ready.”

“Awwwwww… He can’t wait to play…” Laughs Renae, keeping the mood light as she grabs her boy’s collar and pulls him back again… She leans down to calm him down, saying, “Can you, baby…?” and allowing him to lick at her face – opening her mouth a little and poking her tongue out to let him ‘kiss’ her. We don’t make a deal of this, we’re here to watch the Scottish slut, but it’s nice to see how playfully intimate our host is with her pet.

Back on Eleanor – we watch as she removes her bra, freeing a small pair of tits that barely move (due to their size rather than their filling – they’re barely more than an A-cup). “Ah hape he likes teeny tets…”

Subtitle: “I hope he likes tiny tits.”

Renae looks up from her dog to confirm that, “Oh, he doesn’t care about boobies… He just likes the pussy…” She pauses, giving us one of her dimpled smiles as she looks her guest up and down. “I quite like a pair of little titties though… They’re cute!”

Next, our small chested Scottish friend removes her little white panties, peeling them off her wet crotch (the gusset sticking to her pussy lips for a moment), and then down her legs, revealling a whispy blonde haired little pussy. Sitting back, now naked except for those socks, she reveals herself to be ever-so-slight – with skinny legs, bone thin arms, and a small body. Her head looks almost oversized, but it’s just because there’s nothing on the rest of her.

She shifts on the seat, trying to face the dog in the tight space, and confirms the obvious… “Okie… Ahm reydee…”

Subtitle: “Okay. I’m ready.”

Our host gives her boy one more kiss, then releases him – shoving him in the direction of the naked and skinny Scots girl… He doesn’t need the direction, the three of them are stuck in the back of the car, he can’t exactly lose track of the naked bitch, no matter how thin she is.

He twists around and pushes across the backseat, stepping over her, his chest up against her, his head over her shoulder… She meets him with defensive hands, letting him push closer, then reaching up to hug his powerful neck and ruffles his head – generally beginning to make a fuss of him. She looks over his shoulder toward Renae, “Ahm ah oakey to dae whareva ah wan wi’ him?” She asks, as she continues to hold him close to her little tits.

Subtitle: “Am I okay to do whatever I want with him?”

Before Renae can answer, the dog pulls back away from our guest and starts to lick at her face, making contact a couple of times. She’s surprised by his move, and falls back against the seat – half slipping onto her back. Her fall excites him, making him stumble forward again, chasing her face and licking harder at her…

Renae takes the opportunity to giggle her confirmation that, “I think it’s more a case of him doing whatever he wants with you!”

Our skinny guest lets him lick for a few more seconds, her hands up against his chest and neck, then pushes him away and tries to wriggle herself from under him – twisting around and slipping off the seat, her knees dropping to the floor – ending up ‘accidentally’ face-down against the seat, with her skinny bottom facing backward toward the dog…

Renae adds commentary to the scene, talking to the dog for our benefit, “OOohhh, Logan… This dirty little slut wants you sooooo much… Just look at that little arse…”

It’s a tight squeeze – two women in the back of a car is tight, two and a bloody big Weimaraner is a real struggle… And he’s an excited Weimaraner, jumping around – stumbling and slipping on the seat – stepping over our guest’s back – slipping down so that his hind-legs are behind her, down to the floor – standing over her again… Rearing up over her – he looks like he could snap every bone in her slight little body.

Eleanor is squealing and gasping – with the side of her face down on the seat… Sounding shocked, but not actually doing anything to try and stop the dog as he pumps against her.

Try as he might, Logan can’t line himself up behind his skinny bitch… After a couple of attempts he twists away from the blonde toward his mistress – looking frustrated and confused… There’s simply not enough room in the back of this car for a dog as big as him to get on her back properly.

“Oh, he wants you soooo bad…” Sighs Renae…

“I wan hem tae!” Complains our guest… The subtitle telling us that “I want him, too!” She sounds like she really needs some dog cock in her life!

“Well…” Renae thinks out loud. “There’s more room outside than in…” She shares the information as if it’s a question.

Cut to outside the car… The door open and out skinny Scottish slut stepping out, still wearing her socks and nothing else. We can see how cold it is by the way she immediately tightens up, her shoulders hunching up, hands wrapping around her belly, her skin looking paler than ever, her little boobs seeming to sit higher, tighter, rounder… Bullet nipples standing proud.

Logan jumps out of the car – not appearing to be at all bothered by the cold, far more interested in dancing around at his bitches’ feet. Behind him, almost as soon as he’s out, Renae pulls the car door shut.

We cut to inside to see her looking into a camera and saying, “No point us all getting cold!” and giggling as she watches through the window – then we’re outside again…

This time we get a shot of our whole crew – cameramen, lighting, sound – all wearing big parkas and gloves, doing their best to work in the wind and cold… Shoulders up, a few of them with hoods on to shelter from the spotty rain… And infront of the group, on the ground, stark naked (apart from her socks), our skinny Scottish slut and the big blue-grey dog, ready to get started…

She has assumed the classic doggy-position on the rough car park surface – thin arms and legs supporting her slight body, blonde hair and barely-there tits hanging down… Turning her head back to look at the beast, the smile on her face confirming that despite the cold, she’s happy to be here…

She’s a little small for him – but his powerful body slots right over her, back legs bending a little as he lowers his belly to her arse, his chest down into the curve of her back, his front legs down on the floor rather than around her… She smiles a little as he takes up his position – happy to be mounted, and no doubt enjoying the warmth of his wide body too!

We cut to a low angle – watching her legs and in particular her arms straining to hold her in position as the beast shuffles around above her, and rocks against her…

She’s shivering from the cold, and the effort… We note that she’s making sure that her long hair is hanging down to the side of her head furthest away from our camera – ensuring us a clear view of her face throughout – letting us see the huge open-mouthed gasp as the dog begins to thrust at her rear end.

And then he starts to move with a purpose, slamming up against her, and then quickly switching to a speedy motion… She manages to gasp/whisper a brief, “He’s in…” – as if we didn’t already know… And her face twists into one of those classic dogsex expressions – equal measures of pain and elation – as he hits his rhythm.

She cries out – loud and excited, “YES!!”, followed by another “Ooohh yesss!” as he pulls up against her.

No subtitles are required!

We cut to the low angle shot again, looking up from the floor, between her legs, watching Logan’s cock stab in and out of her – slippery and shiny as it pistons in and out of her hole. Picking up that distinctive sloppy wet schmik-schmik sound as he pumps into her.

Back to the wider angle – able to see the windswept landscape behind them – looking from the side, and being reminded of how stick thin this Scots lassie is – and how powerful and oversized the grey Weimaraner looks over her back. His powerful front legs wrapped around her, his big chest against her back – pushing her down, his muscular hindlegs pumping him forward against her – driving that canine cock deeper and deeper in a frenzy of fucking. Shaking her whole body – her barely-there tits jiggling as she gasps, catching her breath… Barely able to make a sound. Digging her fingers into the gravel of the car park base – trying to hold herself in place as she in serious danger of being smashed into the fucking dirt! Her elbows buckling, arms bending as she drops forward onto her forearms.

Renae is still in the car, off to the side, looking out at the action… We cut to inside the car, watching as she sits up against the window, her legs apart, and a hand between her thighs as she watches her dog doing his best to destroy this frail blonde slut… She offers encouragement to him as she fingers herself, “Go on boy… Go on… Fuck that cunt… Fuck that dirty Scottish cunt!”

Outside, we can see Eleanor on the ground, gritting her teeth, closing her eyes tight – her whole face tensing up as she takes everything the beast has for her… It’s an impressive performance for such a slight woman up against such a powerful beast…

She does an excellent job to last the full thirty-seven seconds of pounding before our dog finally comes to a halt… Leaving her sweaty and breathless, open mouth breathing, looking startled as she raises her head – pausing briefly and then letting out a little shocked gaffaw… “Fuck-king hell!” She gasps, “Wha-tha-fuck-was-thaaaa?”

Subtitle: “What on Earth was that?”

Back in the car, we see Renae moving around, trying to get a better view of the post-pounding pair… Her hand still between her thighs as she looks at her dog – still on his bitches back, still buried inside her… She pulls her coat tight around her neck, and despite the cold, she pulls the door release and opens the door.

Outside, we’re looking at the beast on Eleanor’s back – he’s a little out of breath himself. His big mouth open, tongue hanging out. A slightly confused expression on his face…

Renae has moved out of the car, and closer to the lovers, “That… Was your first dog fuck! And now…” She pauses for dramatic effect. “You’re a little dogslut just like me now!”

On the ground infront of her – the skinny bitch gasps through the moment… Dog on her back, her skin covered in little goosebumps, little hairs standing on end, occasional wet steaks where large rain drops have hit her and skidding off her sides.

There’s a short pause as she adjusts to the lack of pounding – but the continued presence of the beast on her back, and his member in her hole… She looks happy – but perhaps a little confused… “Izzie..? Ahh… Nowted?”

Subtitle: “Is he knotted?”

Renae drops to her knees in the gravel, crawling around the lovers – the big dog turning his head to follow her around as she moves behind him. She drops down lower to get a better look at her dog’s cock in her guest’s pussy… Looking cold. Shivering a little as she closes in on the action.

We cut to a low-angle close-up and immediately see that the dog’s knot is outside our guest’s tight looking snatch… Pushed up against it – but outside. His cock still tightly housed inside as his balls twitch and his arse puckers…

“Ohhhh… Poor baby… You didn’t get the knot!” Squeaks our host playfully, mocking sadness.

Our guest doesn’t seem too disappointed – she’s just enjoying the sensation of that cock twitching in her, and the feeling of that warm spunk squirting all over her insides…

Behind her, Renae reaches up and cups her dog’s balls, pushing her fingers forward against the back of his knot, pushing his cock a little deeper into Eleanor… And Eleanor instinctively pushes back against it – grinding against it.

Renae coos, “You love the dog cock, don’t you?” – confirming rather than asking as she continues to use her dog’s hard-on as a dildo, fucking the Scottish slut with his still ejaculating tool.

Our guest nods, answering with a moaned, “Uh-hu” as she continues to push back against the shaft.

We cut to another of our long shots – looking at the scene from the other side of the car park. Seeing our crew gathered around the two whores on the ground with the dog. A car behind them, the harsh landscape beyond. Watching as our host continues to fuck her guest with her dog – and hearing the Scots lassie’s little gasps and moans as she feels that cock so deep in her little pussy.

These little cutaway behind the scenes shots never fail to remind us of the real nature of our show… It’s not just a woman having sex with a dog… It’s a woman having sex with a dog whilst men work around her – focussed more on getting the next good shot, that on whether she’s actually having fun.

Then we cut back under the skinny whore to a close-up of that knot being ground up hard against her pussy, rubbed against her clit by our host…

Back to the wide-shot as Renae kneels behind the dog and her guest, holding her big coat closed around her neck, denying us any chance to see her body, as she reaches in between their legs, holding the dog in place for a little longer, but the dog knows he’s not knotted – he’s had his fun, and now he’s scraping his front paws over her back, trying to twist off… As he begins to drop off her behind, our host pulls her hand out and falls away to the side, onto her behind on the gravel. With the big dog moving off the other way, his heavy cock slopping out of the Scot’s pussy and swinging under his belly…

This leaves Eleanor up on her knees – the only one still in position… Now fully exposed to the cold, with no dog to warm her back or her insides… We look at her from behind, watching cum spill from her pussy. Moving into a close-up as she pushes down with her pelvic floor, squeezing her pussy, forcing an extra gout of warm wetness to be ejected from her sloppy hole.

Logan walks in a circle, his big dick swinging under him – dripping – as he heads over toward our host, his mistress, who is still on her behind… Her head at the same height as his… He stands infront of her and starts licking at her face as she laughs and pushes him away, “Nooooo… Silly boy…” She squeaks. “The other bitch… The OTHER bitch!” – but he doesn’t show any interest in switching bitches!

As she’s saying this, we can see the other bitch – rising up from her elbows to her hands, turning around and crawling over toward the dog.

He continues to lick at Renae’s face, and she lets him, laughing and joking, but also opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to let him lick…

The kissing distracts him from the approaching wee Scots lassie, who comes up behind him and then drops down low, rolling onto her back behind him, her pale flesh against the cold gravel, barely reacted because she’s so focussed on that big glistening dog cock… She slips up between his long hind-legs, moving up to position her open mouth below the wet tip, which is still erect and hanging down under his belly…

Noticing her presence, the dog stops licking Renae’s face and shuffles a little, lifting one of his hind-legs, and Eleanor reacts by catching the paw and holding him steady… Renae, seeing what’s happening, brings her hands up to the sides of the dog’s head and pulls him (gently) back to her mouth – pursing her lips, making kissing sounds, and calling him “Good boy…” as he begins to lick her mouth again.

Meanwhile, under his belly, our guest is raising her mouth toward his fat member… She’s so skinny and slight, that we’re pretty sure this is the biggest bit of meat she’s ever put in her mouth. We wonder whether she’ll be swallowing what he gives her – because she looks like she needs the sustenance!

She leans forward and takes the canine cock deep into her mouth – wrapping her mouth around the shaft, lips against the hard flesh, sucking her cheeks right in – her cheekbones really standing out as she slides her mouth up and down it, her blonde ponytail hanging down behind her to the floor as her head rises and falls.

We watch for a little while, then cut to a wider angle to get the full picture again – two women, one wrapped up in a blue quilted coat and jeans, the other stark naked and underfed. The big blue-grey dog standing over them both, licking ones face, whilst the other sucks his cock from below. Long, slow strokes…

Pulling back further to see our crew gathered around them in the barron car park, catching the best dogsex images possible – as always!

We cut back to a close-up as she slips the cock out of her mouth, licking her lips as she catches her breath, rubbing the angled, wet tip of the meat around her face – leaving a silvery trail of glistening fluid on her lips, jaw, cheeks… Rubbing it up over her forehead – in the close-up we see it shooting a line of watery cum over her forehead into her hair – before bringing it back down between her eyes, along her nose, and back to her lips, kissing it and then sucking it back into her mouth.

Bouncing her face up and down the shaft, toward his belly, then back… Swallowing it up, then spitting it out… She appears to be really enjoying herself – showing no signs of slowing down or giving up.

We pull back to see the big picture again. Skinny woman on the gravel, head under the dog’s belly, sucking on his big cock… Our host infront of the beast, holding her mouth open and flicking her tongue out to let the dog lick her face and between her lips.

Back to the close-ups – first, Renae letting the dog lick her mouth, then, Eleanor sucking on his cock… Both of them treating him like the stud he is. Giving him everything he could ever want. He’s a happy boy!

This continues for a little while longer – mainly in long-shots that highlight the harsh conditions these women and the dog are working in. We can also see our crew members drinking coffee and taking turns to walk away and jump around to warm themselves up. All of which reminds us just how cold our guest, who is the only naked woman on set, must be.

We finally reach the point at which Eleanor can’t keep going… She rolls out from under the dog, and pushes herself up to her feet. She’s so cold that she’s almost turning blue, and one of our crew quickly moves in to wrap a big blue coat around her.

Meanwhile, Renae has got to her feet and hurried back to the car, calling “Is the heater still on?” as she pulls the door open. Before she can get in, Logan has run and jumped into the rear. She follows him, and the Scottish slut follows them before the door can be shut.

Inside the car, the two women are squashed together with the dog between them on the back-seat, unable to decide which of them he should lick – so turning his head back and forth between them, licking one chin, lips and mouth, then the other, with both sluts giggling and stroking his body. If only their big coats weren’t covering up their bodies!

Renae turns away from the chaotic kissing, and looks into camera, half laughing as she gives her final summing up, “That’s everything we have time for this week… But I think this boy still has some more fun in him for the pair of us…” She giggles, looking over to her open-mouthed guest as the dog licks deep toward her throat… “‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will return for more crazy action next week, until then – don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… Not that there’s anything I wouldn’t do!”

As she turns back to the skinny Scot and the dog, giggling and joining in again, we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since the show was filmed, Eleanor has made a number of new friends on the island, including the local sheep farmer and his dog, Shep…”

The middle of the screen fills up with a shot of a skinny, grinning man on one side with a black and white border collie at his heel – the man has his cock out (but it’s blurred out because he doesn’t want the world to see it – but it’s a small blur), the dog is side on to the camera with a big erection hanging down under his belly (not blurred out as he’s got nothing to be ashamed of). Eleanor is on the other side of the image, on her knees, with a big smile and no clothes…

A second caption appears below the image.

“She says she is ‘nae langer feckin boord’ in Mid Yell.”

And we fade to black for another week.

We open this week’s show with an establishing shot of a grim looking industrial estate. To one side of us a large, high fenced parking lot, half-filled with RV’s and caravans, to the other a low blue-grey building with a sign on the door reads, “BLINDER’S BOXING”.

A large caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in “LEEDS, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades as we pan over the half-filled car park until we see a figure approaching. A big man in a big coat -because it’s a cold day. The coat can’t hide that he’s a fat bloke, and even though he’s got a big wooly hat pulled down to his eyebrows and over his ear, most of our viewers will have already identified him as our Cockney geezer, Dennis Baxter.

As confident and calm as he usually is, he’s speaking a little quicker today, huddling down in his coat to shelter from the wind and cold. “’Ello… I’m Dennis Baxter, this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, and I’m fuckin’ freezin’ out ‘ere… So let’s get inside where it’s a bit warmer…”

He hurries away, waddling off toward the entrance to the building…

We cut inside and see that we are in a gym/boxing club… We pan over a couple of men hitting heavy bags (actually members of our crew adding some movement to the closed location), and then onto the woman we’ve obviously come here to meet today…

She’s lean rather than thin – a small but strong looking body. Dressed in shorts and a crop top, and shadow boxing in a ring on her own. Snorting as she fires out jabs and combinations, ducking and swinging as she dances around the ring working up a sweat. We can see multiple tattoos on her arms and back, and we’re guessing there are more inside that crop top. It’s hard to tell whether she looks good or not because she’s wearing a headguard that squashes her face, and a mouthguard that pushes her lips out.

We hear her introducing herself in voice-over as we watch her move. Her voice harsh, northern, and just a little slow – a possible side effect of her love of boxing…

“I’m Georgina Wayman… My friends call me George… I’m 30-years-old, and I’m from Leeds, in the north of England… And my coach warned me what would happen if I didn’t win my last fight…”

As she finishes her voice-over we hear a bell ringing to indicate that she can break from her routine. She immediately stops boxing and turns back to her corner – where Dennis is waiting for her.

“’Ello there, George… Now… We’re gunna throw you into a bit of a dogfight soon enough… But before we do that, why don’t you tell us why you’re up for this very special ‘contest’?”

He holds his microphone out to the young woman as she pulls her headguard off and takes her mouthpiece out… She immediately looks a lot better! Her face rounding out, mouth returning to shape. She’s fairly pretty, although not overly feminine… Her hair is shaggy, spreading in several directions. She runs her fingers through it, apparently trying to make it bigger and wilder rather than styling it. This is her look. Somewhere between goth and punk.

“Uhhhh… Well… I’ve been training here for a few years, and I started having competitive fights last year… I’m a late startah… My coach told me that my biggest problem is focus… I keep getting distracted by sex… I love boxers… I love boxing… It’s such a turn on to watch people smacking each other around…”

She ducks and throws a play-punch well short of Dennis’s chin (he barely moves).

“You like it rough?” Jokes Dennis.

“Yeah…” She smiles. “I like it rough… You know? Like… Being bashed about a bit, all that… It’s a turn-on… I don’t get turned on when I fight, because that’s against girls… But wi’ men… Ohh… The best sex I’ve ever had has been after fights… You take a good punching, and win or lose, you’ve got a little buzz, a headache, everything feels numb… And then you fuck, and your man can be as rough as he wants – and you can just take anything… I’ve had guys here at the gym, and we spar for a few rounds, I let them really smack me around, and then – that’s, like, foreplay – then, I just let them fuck me, right here…”

“And your coach doesn’t approve…?” Checks Dennis.

“I don’t know about that… It’s usually ‘im what’s hitting me then tekkin advantage… But he warned me before ma last fight – that if I didn’t win, there’d be a price to pay…” She shrugs, “Well, nothing scares me, I’m up for anything… So I said I didn’t care… And then I went and got knocked out…”

“And this was the coaches idea?”

She nods, looking surprisingly happy with the idea. “Yeah, like… He said if I enjoy getting roughed up so much, and being someone else’s bitch, perhaps I’d be better off finding out how a real bitch feels… So I sent my application in… And you guys phoned within a week.” She smiles… And it’s the loose smile of a woman who’s been hit in the head a few times. She’s still pretty, just not so bright.

Our usual processing time is a year – there’s a long waiting list to get on the show – but sometimes someone sends in their picture, and we just want to see it happen. With Georgina being in great shape, and listing herself as a flyweight, we had the feeling that one of our big dogs would look particularly good on her…

“All that aside, do you think you’re going to enjoy this?” Checks Dennis.

She smiles again, and notes that, “Hit me a few times and I’ll enjoy anything…”

Dennis sighs – realising what is being requested – then looks over at our camera, “I’m not ‘itting a girl!”

There’s a short pause, then we cut to a shot of Dennis, now in the ring, having boxing gloves laced up by a member of our crew. He talks to our camera as it’s happening, “I want it on record, that I don’t want to do this… I don’t believe in men ‘itting women… Especially big fat cunts like me, ‘itting little girlies like ‘er…”

Georgia is skipping around the ring again, throwing out jabs at the air, moving well… “Don’t worry, Dennis, you won’t be ‘ittin’ me that much… I might let you give me a little tap…” She skips backwards a few steps then does an Ali-shuffle before adding, “I just need to work up a sweat…”

Then Dennis is on his feet, his belly hanging out of the bottom of his football shirt, gloves up protecting his chin, and moving heavily around the ring, each heavy foot-step causing the structure to squeak.

Our guest moves in toward him, fainting the throw a right jab, then slipping a left cross into his guard – and Dennis reacts instantly, throwing out a right hand that smashes into the side of her face and knocks her straight to the canvas. It’s a punch so hard that many of our viewers will feel it at home!

Dennis turns away, apparently angry that he had to hit her, one hand under his opposite arm, pulling the glove off…

Laid out on the canvas, our guest isn’t quite out cold – she’s got her hands up to her face, and she’s rolling around a little – finally finding herself on her knees, bent forward against her elbows – with her hands between her face and the floor… We can’t help thinking that if she was naked this would be the perfect position for Romeo to take her…

Then Dennis steps back into shot, both gloves off, walking up behind our guest, bending forward and patting her on the hip… “You alright..?”

We can’t see her face, but we can hear her voice. “Set ‘im on meh… Set ‘im on me right now…”

Taking the hint, Dennis grabs the sides of her shorts and pulls them down around her knees, then grabs her panties and does the same, exposing a bald little pussy that looks ripe for action…

Romeo is lifted into the ring and helped through the ropes, and as soon as he’s freed, races straight over to the prone bitch… Jamming his narrow snout between her thighs to take a quick sniff of her pussy, confirming that she’s ready and willing, and then mounting her without any foreplay at all…

“Go on, my son…” Encourages Dennis. “The old one two – I knock ‘em daaan, you knock ‘em up!!”

He rises over her, his front paws on her back, slipping forward and down toward her shoulder blades, raising a set of welts on either side of her spine as he pulls his crotch up tight behind her… Pumping at her without actually achieving much…

Below him, the stunned slut still looks out of it, barely acknowledging the pain from his nails dragging over her skin – settling forward, her cheek on the canvas of the boxing ring, her mouth a little open, her eyes half closed…

“That’s not it…” Calls Dennis.

The Doberman shifts on her back, lifting his paws off her, moving both to one side so he’s standing at an angle above her, over her behind – his belly still resting on her back, holding her down but doing little else… She moans a little under him, a happy, let’s-have-some-fun moan… And he’s keen but he’s got his angles all wrong, one hindleg now rising into the air and then he’s slipped off her to the side…

Dennis grabs him by the collar and leads him around behind the lightweight again, standing him directly behind her and leaning forward to pat her on the back… “Up… Come on, boy… Up…”

Infront of him, recovering her senses a little (just a little), our guest leans to one side, taking her weight on one forearm and brings her other hand up to the bottom of her bra, pulling it up and over her little tits, exposing them to our cameras and the cool air – her little nipples are already hard, but quicky get harder, standing on end, a little pointy, as she wriggles and pulls the bra over her head, and leaves it around her upper arms, stretched across the front of her shoulders…

Reverting to her forehead on the ring position, using her free hand to hold one of her tits, pinching and pulling on her nipples as she waits for the action to begin… “A’right, set ‘im on meh…” She repeats, sounding like she’s barely aware that she’s said it before, or that there’s already been one attempt to mount her…

With her shorts and panties around her knees, she can’t spread her thighs, which is adding to the challenge… Giving the dog a slightly different angle to work with, a slightly less steady slut, a tighter pussy…

He’s not discouraged by the challenge, or his previous failure… Moving forward, rearing up and mounts her – his front paws wrapping around her hips this time, and crossing under her belly, pulling his weight forward over her behind. His belly against her flesh, the tip of his cock banging up against her from behind – this time he seems to have got his angles right because our guest lets out a little gasp as his dick touches her pussy lips…

We cut behind them, looking up through a small gap between the front of his black-haired thighs, and the back of her toned and tattooed thighs… We can just about see the tip of his cock, pink and glistening, wobbling about as he jams it up against her – trying to find that little wet hole he loves so much…

We can see Dennis behind them, trying to look in at the action on the other side, keen to help…

He jabs slowly, probing for the right angle, a way through her defences… And she continues to ask him to, “Stick it in meh!” Dreamy rather than urgent, fondling her own boob, a drunkish smile on her face – still dopey from the knock out.

And then the beast finds his mark – hitting hard, and launching a rally of thrusts with an energy and enthusiasm few men (and not too many dogs) can match… Sinking deep into her hot little hole, then pulling and pushing, bouncing around on her back, forcing her forward against her face, knocking the wind out of her and making her gasp hard… Her eyes wide, suddenly fully awake – revived and ravaged at the same time. Holding her mouth shut and breathing hard through her nose… Saying nothing… Not even moaning…

“Go on, my son… Go on… Finish her off quick…” Dennis encourages him.

His dog certainly appears to be following instructions, really leaning into his little slut, pounding her hard, drilling her down into the canvas – his big cock already buried ball’s deep in her cunt… The knot no doubt forming inside her as he continues with these short strokes, his hindlegs scratching up against her thighs, scratching over tattoos, and raising welt which are visible on the un-inked portions of her flesh…

We move infront of our guest, looking back over her toward the dog on her back, who appears to be trying to pull himself through her to get closer to us… We can’t see her face, which is still down toward the canvas, but we can see her squeezing her little tit in one fist… Shifting our camera, twisting away from the dog and down into as side view of her face, we get to see her expression, tensed up, lips pulled back from her gritted teeth… Taking his best shots…

We’re back to the rear angle – and with our guest being pushed forward, and the dog high on her behind, his hind-legs rising up against her thighs like he’s trying to ride a bicycle – we can now see his cock buried between her pussy lips…

From this angle her pussy looks like it’s being destroyed… Wrapped around his cock, the knot already inside, being squashed between her thighs… The position is making it an extra tight ride for the Doberman, and he appears to be enjoying it, because despite being knotted, he’s still doing his best to fuck her hard, moving his body around rather than his cock…

We can see Dennis bending forward, fat belly hanging over his belt, hands on his knees as he gets a closer look and praises his boy, “Go on, son, finish ‘er off…”

The sleek hound, still twisting and rocking forward on her back, trying to squeeze just a little more out of the fuck, seems to look around at his master, listening to his instructions but continuing to do exactly the same things… Rocking… Bending his back… And then coming to a halt, front paws grasping a little tighter as he tries to steady himself on her back.

We cut back to the shot of her face – from the side… Breathing a little harder despite the action being on pause… Her mouth relaxing… Opening slightly… The tip of her tongue out, touching the canvas of the ring… She’s not making a sound…

Then we’re back around the back – watching as the big dog’s arse and balls pulse, the stem of his shaft appearing to pull against the knot with each pulse… The knot staying right where it is – held tightly by this tough little slut… The first few drips of cum beginning to leak out of her snatch and drip to the ring.

To a wide-shot, from across the gym – looking back at the boxing ring. Some of our crew outside, leaning in at canvas level, others in the ring, closer… Dennis bent forward being the dog and his tattooed bitch… The echoing sounds of the dog’s breathing…

And then back to a close up of our guest, forehead on the ring, rolling her face to the side, onto her cheek, and looking up at us with an expression that says, I-love-it… Cracking a half smile as she continues to pinch and pull her sensitive little nipple in short, quick twangs…

We hold on this image for a little while, watching her tease herself whilst he fills her with warm dog spunk – until the beast loses interest and shifts to the side, twisting away from her, pulling his front leg up from her side and scraping it over her back and off the other side, his whole body turning to the side, but his cock still jammed in her cunt… His hindleg following the same path, coming up over her lower back and scratching her again as he completes a turn…

Some girls try to make this moment last – reaching back and holding a dog’s legs to keep that cock inside – but Georgia is happy to let things take their natural course… After the initial rough movement, she settles back into her face down, arse-up, tit-tweaking, pose and lets the dog just do as he pleases…

We cut to a side view again, the dog and his bitch facing opposite directions. Him standing and panting, leaning away from her… Her on her knees, holding position leaning against her face, playing with her tits. The two of them joined by an eight inch canine cock – attached to him at one end and locked into hers at the other. He looks happy, his big tongue hanging out, looking up at his owner rather than at his bitch.

On the day they held this position for a couple of minutes – but we only show a fraction of that because the lack of movements (and difficulty getting a good close-up of the point of penetration) make it a less interesting shot… The whole time they are holding the pose, the dog is leaning a little away from Georgia – shuffling his paws as he tries to move away a little… Testing the limits of her pussy grip…

The dog finally breaks free – stepping away from her as she lets out a loud, shocked yelp and then collapses forward – flat on her front – arms out – looking like she’s been…

“Knocked the-fuck out!” Calls Dennis… “Well done boy!!” – applauding his dog as it appears to run a quick lap of the ring… “He’s so perdy… He’s a baaaaad dog… He’s so baaad he makes medicine sick!” Calls Dennis, doing a terrible Mohammed Ali impression as our guest lays flat on her belly, catching her breath.

We fade out on this moment… Then fade back in immediately on a shot of Romeo, standing infront of our host, getting a nice head and neck rub – his big cock still hard, hanging down under his belly, still sending little jets of jism a couple of feet across the floor under him…

To the side – our guest, very unsteady on her feet, her sports bra already thrown aside – is busy pulling her shorts off and stepping out of them… Amused as Dennis notes that, “It’s two-nil to the London boys!”

She looks around toward our camera and jokes that, “I want a re-match… Round two… Come on… Let’s go again!”

“Before you get a re-match… You have to pay the winner…” Jokes Dennis… At least he sounds like he’s joking… But she isn’t…

We cut to a shot of her kneeling behind the dog, with Dennis standing beside her… His jeans are already unzipped, his small cock and hairy balls already pulled out through the zipper – and Georgina is holding it in one hand… She’s got her other hand wrapped around the dog’s cock, which she has flipped around and pulled out between his hindlegs…

And the fierce but feminine fighter is moving her mouth from one to the other… Sucking Dennis’s cock, the side of her face pushing up under his heavy belly, half a dozen strokes, and then withdrawing it, licking her lips and switching her attention to the dog…

As she switches dicks we get a particularly good chance to compare the dog’s huge cock, to his master’s small human hard-on. It’s probably double the size, plus knot…

Bending forward slightly, lowering her head to the height of the dog’s arse, and then pushing forward toward his cock, under his tail – she slides that canine cock between her lips, over her tongue, and back deep into her mouth – all the way to the back of her throat… Sliding in and out for a few seconds, then pulling back and off it – pausing to swallow… And then turning back to our host, and taking his wet mouth back to his hard member…

She aims the doggy dick down at her little tits as she sucks the human… Letting the beast squirt little streams of jism onto her flesh as she continues to suck off our host.

Dennis gasps, “UUuuhhh, fffaaaahhkk, she’s good…” and she half smiles as she pulls away from him to take another turn on the dog… Quickly switching to his much bigger dick… Sucking it in, bouncing her lips up and down the shaft. Retaining that smile as she sucks – clearly beginning to feel quite proud of herself. Sucking him deeper and deeper…

She releases Dennis’s cock – leaving him to jerk his own shaft as he waits for his next turn in her mouth – and brings her hand down to rub the dog’s cum into her small tits, smearing his juices around her chest as she continues to suck – then pulling back, dick out of her mouth, and switching back to the human… Twisting sideways toward him, pushing her chest out toward the dog, pulling his dick toward her body and rubbing the glistening end against her tits. Making her flesh even wetter… Her tattoos shiny with canine cum.

“Oh bloody ‘ell…” Gasps Dennis, beginning to strain over her, his hips twitching as she sucks… And then, “OOOooooohhh yyeeeaaaahhhh… Swallow it… Fucking swallow ittt, you slaaaaaggg…” – and she is – still sucking him, but slowing to swallow his load, then gasping for breath, pulling back and turning her head away as if it was disgusting – straight back to the dog, and an apparently far preferable taste…

She opens her mouth and slides the cock into it. Sucking on it and taking it all the way into the back of her throat. We can see her relief at having him back in her mouth rather than Dennis…

She sucks it deep, sliding right to the back of her mouth, then drawing it out slowly – cheeks pulling in around it… A slurping noise as she pulls it too far, then sucks it back in.

A post orgasmic Dennis gasps, “’E fucking loves that… ‘E’s a good boy… And you’re a dirty slut… Well done…”

Again, we see the smile flicker on the corners of her mouth as she continues sucking… Drawing as much fun as she can get from that fat cock… Then pulling back – holding the cock infront of her face, and asking, “I’m a dirty DOGslut, yeah – but ‘ave I earned my re-match yet?” – as she waits for her answer another shot of doggy spunk squirts on her face.

“I fink we can arrange that…” Confirms Dennis, “You come daan to London… I’ll introduce you to the ‘ole family!” – and we see another slightly dopey looking smile on our guest’s face as another shot of cum hit’s her chin… She leans in and takes the tip of the cock back into her mouth as we fade out on another successive doggy debut.

We fade back in on a shot of Dennis, still naked, with his semi-flacid cock just about visible under his heavy, hairy belly… Georgia is next to him, sitting on the floor with her knees in the air and her pussy visible. Romeo is between them, sitting upright, looking happy and exhausted as our guest hugs him to her small chest.

Dennis talks direct to camera, “That’s all for another week… I’m sure you’ll all agree that George here delivered a real knock-out performance… She certainly landed a few good blows on me!” He smiles, then wraps things up, “‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will be back next week for more hard-hitting action, until then – you look after yourself…!”

Georgina gives a little wave to the camera, then goes back to fussing over the dog as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Georgina describes her experience as life-changing, and is considering giving up boxing to take up a new contact sport…”

The screen fills with a low quality video image of the tattooed boxer, on her knees, with two Doberman – one of either side – both looking like they want her to go on all fours… She’s laughing and smiling as they both ‘attack’ her, rearing up and pushing against her back.

Then a second caption appears at the bottom of the screen, “She kept her date for the re-match, and enjoyed losing a tag-team match with Romeo and his brother Valentine…”

We switch to a second screen… Black again. With another caption.

“She’s since purchased her own dog so that she can have fun anytime she wishes…”

Another picture fills the middle of the screen, our muscular young guest, naked again, on her knees, playing with a solid hunk of short-haired muscle with a little tail at one end and a mass of sharp teeth at the other.

A second caption at the bottom of the page reads, “… He’s a boxer, of course.”

And we fade to black for another week.

We begin this week’s show with a floating, smooth drone shot of a circular park in the middle of an old residential area of a large city. There’s a small half-moon shaped lake at one end of the park.

We drop down toward the lake, the tree-lined footpaths rising up toward us – and notice two women (one blonde, one brunette) standing side-by-side on a small pontoon on the edge of the lake.

We move closer so we can see that the blonde is wearing a tight white dress that leaves little to the imagination – least of all that she’s clearly not wearing a bra under it, and most likely no panties either. Opposite her, this week’s guest – brunette, middle-aged and stocky, with a good pair of (natural) tits filling out the front of her little black dress, and a powerful looking pair of thighs and arse filling out the mini-skirt.

We cut to a two-shot of the ladies, ready to begin a pre-fuck interview…

On our left, in the white dress, our host – former Playboy Playmate, the All-American dogslut, Jenna McCartney.

On our right, in the black mini-dress, our guest – filling out the dress, stretching it in the right places, the hem of her skirt already barely below her crotch. She’s the kind of woman who you’d suspect was filthy even if she wasn’t appearing on our show. MILF face, MILF body. Not spectacular, but welcome on the show…

Jenna introduces herself, her guest, and our show, in a bright, mid-west American accent – “Hi there… Welcome to Half Moon Lake, on the western outskirts of Belfast, in Northern Ireland… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this dirty-looking slut is here with me today, to fulfill a long-time obsession…”

The guest turns slightly, and we cut to a close-up of her as she introduces herself in a strong, harsh accent that doesn’t match her friendly and welcoming features… “Hallo… May name’s Tessaar Hahlins… Aim faftay-toooy… Aim fram Bell-fahst… And aim here to get somethin aaf may chast!”

“And it looks like a very perdy chest too…” Adds Jenna, to her guest’s amusement.

Both women smile, then Tessa takes over the microphone and Jenna simply stands beside her, looking pretty and nodding along to show she’s listening.

“I’ve bin happily marrayd for almost terty years… But I never grew out of my fantasies… My husband loves it when I talk dorty, but he’s got no idea that the tings I talk about, are actually the tings I want to do…” The more she talks, the easier it is for us to understand her accent.

“Go on…” Pushes Jenna, looking for more information.

Tessa obliges, “I tink I’m one of dose people who was just born wired up differently… Like… I see tings and I want to do them… The weirder the better… Like, I really want to do scat – I’ve tried to get my husband to shit on me, but he tinks I’m joking, and it doesn’t turn him on, so that doesn’t happen…”

Jenna twists her face up, as if the concept it disgusting to her – which is amazing after the stuff we’ve seen her do on the show.

Tessa continues, “But, you know, other t’ings – group sex, double penetrations, orgies… I’ve never done any of them, but I want to do them all… I do do double penetration wit my husband and a toy, and it’s great, but I’d rather have another man there… Or a dog!!” Her eyes light up at the thought.

“Does your husband know about your dog fetish?”

Tessa shrugs, “Sort of… When I talk about dogs, I know that turns him on, but again, he doesn’t take me seriously… He tinks I’m just saying it to turn him on… But from the moment I saw it, I wanted to do it… And from the moment I saw it on your show, I wanted to do it ON your show… Anywhere else wouldn’t be the same… So I started applying… And years later – here I am…”

Jenna asks, “What do you think he’ll think about it when he sees you meant it?”

Tessa laughs. “Oh… He’ll be shocked… But he loves it when I talk about it, so I’m sure he’ll love it even more when he sees me doin’ it… I’m not going to tell him… I’m going to try not to tell him… Just let him see me on the show, and see how he reacts… I think that’ll be a lot of fun!”

Jenna laughs, “Yes… I’m sure it will… And something else that’s a lot of fun…” She calls out to the dog… And we cut to a shot of our solid grey muscle-bound hound, Cooper – the American bulldog – approaching from the bushes – running out onto the pontoon by the lake – mouth open, tongue out, tail wagging…

“Cooooooppaaaaahhhh!” Says Tessa, bending forward to greet the sold little beast – rubbing her hands over his head and neck.

He seems excited by the tone in her voice and the extended way she says his name – dancing around her rather than coming right at her, and she has to step after, turning in a tight circle to maintain contact as she scratches his neck and sides, winding him up by repeating and extending it even further, “Coooooooppp-eeeeeerrrrrrr! Suuuppeerrr Coooooop-eeeerrrrrr!”

He stops moving, pushing up close to her shins, and she bends further forward, reaching down to him and laughing as her not-too-big, not-to-soft boobs hang down, almost falling out of the front of her dress – jiggling as she continues to rub at his short fur and excite him, “HHhhhhiiiiiii Coooooooopp-aaaaahhhhh! Hhhiiiiiii… Are yeeeeeeee gowna feck may? Are yeeee gowna feck may infront of all these nayce people?”

She’s off the planet. Crazy… Older woman, stocky – we don’t care… We can’t wait to see her in action… And that’s a good job, because we’re not going to have to wait long…

We cut to a shot of our guest stepping back from the dog, laughing over toward Jenna, and reaching back to unzip her dress, then quickly peeling it down off her upper body, freeing her (bra-less) tits, which sit surprisingly high and firm on her chest, natural but very well looked after. As she shuffles the dress over her hips and behind we see that she’s not wearing any panties either… We’re not surprised that she’s the type to go without underwear after everything she told us in her introduction.

Within seconds she’s stripped down to nothing but her high-heels with Cooper sniffing around her legs, raising his head toward her neatly-trimmed pussy…

We cut to a long shot, looking at them standing on the little boat-deck, surrounded by our crew and the pretty Belfast lake and trees.

Back up close – Cooper stands up against her, leaning into her shins, looking up at her hopefully… Wanting her to come down to his level…

She meets him halfway, bending down but keeping her legs almost straight, reaching down to stroke his back and sides – patting him, feeling how solid he is… Looking up at our camera and nodding, her expression letting us know she’s impressed. “Ooohhhh yeeaaaahhh… Big booyyyyy…”

She looks back down at the dog, who looks up and wags his little tail hard as she addresses him again, “You are a big little boy… I think you wanna feck may… Don’t you..? Don’t you wanna feck maaayy?”

She clearly wants him too… And she keeps telling us…

She continues to stroke and pat him, “If I get down there to play with you… Are yee gowna just jump on may – jump on and feck may?” – and he keeps on wagging, twisting and leaning against her… He’s breathing hard, his mouth open and tongue out…

And now she bends her knees, lowering herself to the decking, still with her hands on his wide body, playing with him and controlling him as she drops forward onto her knees beside him – pushing her hands down his body on either side, infront of his hindlegs, under his body – going straight for his cock…

He knows where she’s going, and he likes it – we can already see that little red rocket lipstick poking out of his hairy sheath.

As he fingers brush over the sheath, she feels the hard shaft inside, a fast-growing erection… “Oooohh… He’s already ready for may!”

Still smiling, she pinches the base of his shaft between her thumb and forefinger and begins to wank the dog – working that hard little shaft – giving him a little extra stimulation… The little red tip swelling and gradually creeping out of the furry pocket…

We hear Tessa quietly checking with Jenna, “Is this right?” – just a hint of her not being as super-confident as she’s been making out.

From off camera, our host advises her to, “Peel the sheath back over his knot… If he gets too big, he’ll get stuck inside himself – and then he won’t be able to get inside you…” (she almost sings the last part).

The Irish slut gasps, “That wouldn’t be good!” as she sets about the task of pulling his sheath back over the little bulb at the base of his cock. It’s almost cute seeing his four-inch, finger thick, slightly wobbly, glistening dick in this condition – the knot barely the size of a golf-ball… We’ve all seen it fully erect, and we know how much more of it there will be in the very near future.

She bends forward over him, deliberately dropping her chest down so that her tits are rubbing against his back, as she continues playing with his member… Her smile growing as she feels the cock swelling… Knowing what’s about to happen…

Under her, the solid, muscular beast shuffles and twists under her, starting to buck against her hand – getting over-excited, ready to go… And she encourages it – still holding the base of the cock as he pumps and bucks…

We hear the familiar American accent of our host, urging Tessa to, “Wait… Hold him… Hold him…” as the dog gets increasingly agitated, twisting against her grip, fucking her fingers… And then… Jenna raises her voice, “Now… Get down…”

Tessa releases the beast, then drops forward onto her elbows as Cooper twists out from under her. She sticks her behind backwards – not far above her ankles – perfect height for our star as he moves quickly around her… His nails clicking and scraping against the wooden boards as he moves around behind her to take a quick sniff at the crack of her arse…

She reaches back between her legs with one hand, bringing her fingers up to her pussy and spreading it open, showing off glistening pink inner lips… Tempting the dog in… Keen to investigate – his nose between the tops of her thighs, then his tongue slopping over her pussy, between the lips, sliding through her cunt as she moans, “Oh yeah… Doi it… Doi thaht… Ooooohhh…”

She tries to breath through the experience, looking at the decking under her, trying to focus… Soaking up the pleasure of that smooth, warm, moist tongue – slipping and sliding over, and into, her hole… Letting out a few low moans as the licking gets good to her… Moving her behind around slowly – twisting and tensing her spine… Her breathing uneven as she gets increasingly excited…

Our grey monster – with his wide back, barrel chest and implausibly muscular thighs – continues to snuffle his nose up against her, breathing ragged, shooting his tongue out…

We cut to a shot of Jenna – watching on, but offering an aside to the camera, “He doesn’t usually lick this long… She must taste fantastic!” – then licking her lips, as if she’d like to conduct a taste-test on that sloppy old twat.

Cooper switches his swiping action from her pussy to her arsecrack – and without missing a beat, the slut pushes her arse back toward him, making her butt-cheeks spread a little more, and slips her fingers into her soaked pussy… Finger-pumping whilst the dog licks her arsehole… Driving her forward, sending her toward what looks like an Earth-shattering orgasm…

Letting out a loud, deep, wavering moan – leaning forward against her chest, flattening her tits against the wooden deck. Her cheek down, mouth wide open – her whole body suddenly wet with sweat as her body temperature rises… Gasping like a beached fish… The dog’s tongue doing a real number on her until…

Without warning – he suddenly pushes forward, his chest against her behind – front legs scraping on the outside of her hips and down her thighs as he pushes up and over her behind… His wide chest skidding forward over her back, down toward her shoulder blades as his stiff cock lines up with her pussy…

The slut calls back over her shoulder, “Oh… Fucckkk mmaaaa-aaaaayyyy!” – struggling to breath… Desperate to feel him inside her…

He’s doing his best – shifting around, front legs down her sides, leaning in – pumping at her, looking to the wet spot… Rough and ready – hard and fast rather than careful… An ugly start to a beautiful experience…

… And then he finds the right angle, the right stroke and the right height – his cock slipping between her soaking pussy lips… His arse shunted up hard, thighs tensing, furious speed… In and out… Driving deep…

The Irish slut gasping a high pitched, almost surprised, “Aahhh—Ooooaaahhhhh!” as the dog drills into her… Pounding hard and fast. Ramming into her… Like all dogs – he’s definitely fucking his bitch, rather than making love to a woman.

His balls swing around between his muscular hindlegs, her arse and thighs rippling after every stroke… Her tits being mashed against the wooden planks. Her gasps turning to shouts as the furious fucking continues… “YES! OOH YES! YESSS!”

We see a cameraman reaching between the beast’s hindlegs with a GoPro to catch a close-up of the real action… Then cut to that camera in order to watch the dog’s pink cock as it rockets in and out of the slut. It’s definitely bigger than the last time we saw it – massages and stimulated by the tight, cool walls of her pussy… Cum dripping and splashing around as we hear her gasping and swearing…

After we’ve watched this for a little while we cut back to the wider angle, side-on, watching the filthy female with her feet and knees, her tits and face, all on the floor, only her belly, pussy and thighs lifted… Gasping as the bulldog pummels her pussy from behind – drilling deep, looking ugly…

It’s a wild ride – the dog shifting his weight from one hindleg to the other, bringing the other paw up and scraping it down our whore’s thigh as he tries to pull closer… Then the other leg… Scratching her tanned flesh – not bad, but painful… Adding to the intensity of the experience. His arse a non-stop blur…

Down low again for another look at his cock slamming in and out of her… The knot getting bigger, popping in, then pulling out of her pussy – repeat – repeat – and then the knot is too big to pop through her lips and is just banging up against the outside… Which seems to feel even better for her – making her squeal at a higher pitch as he continues to thump up against her.

Nothing lasts forever, no matter how good… And dogsex is probably the greatest example of this… Especially when there’s no tie… And this is one of those occasions – the dog backing away without warning, his cock slopping out of her cunt and hanging down as he stumbles away leaving her face down and out of breath… She’s left on the floor, in position, her arse in the air, her pussy leaking dog-spunk… Moaning, “Ohhhhh wwwoowww… Jeeeezzuss…” – a sense of disbelief beginning to creep into her voice… The realisation that she’s really just done this…

Beside her, the American bulldog is panting. Standing still, his wide chest heaving, tongue out, tail wagging slowly. She looks over at him, catching her breath for a moment, then mimicking him – sticking her tongue out and panting… Then smiling.

Then panting again, making fun of the beast…

He looks over at her, twisting his head on its side… Curious about her panting… Then steps toward her – the two of them still with their tongues hanging out, getting right up close before the dog stops panting and slops his long tongue over her mouth, catching her tongue, her lips… Smooshing it all… She pulls her tongue back in but opens her mouth wider and holds her head steady so he can keep licking. Keeping her face relaxed so he can pull it around as he ‘kisses’ her. Teasing him with a tongue a couple of times, to keep him interested…

After a few more seconds she pulls her head back, the dog still trying to lick her mouth… She’s smiling, staying out of range, and letting him know that, “Aim gonna suck yer cork sooo hard, nay!”

She grins at the thought, and then we cut to:

Tessa with her back on the floor, Cooper standing over her – his power hind-legs spread on either side of her head – her hands up behind her shoulders to hold a leg each… She’s lifting her head off the floor, her mouth coming up to meet his cock… The big stiff tool hanging down toward her, dangling onto her face…

She moves her head from side to side, letting the cock flop around on her face, a little more cum squirting out onto her skin, wetting her face… Moving her head around until she lines the angled head of his shaft with her mouth – parting her lips and wrapping them around it. Then sucking her cheeks in and beginning to bounce her head up and down, fast…

“Oooh, look at you…” Coos Jenna. “Such a dirty doggy-whore!”

Our Irish guest sucks for another second, then pulls back, letting the cock out of her mouth just long enough to swallow, take a breath and confirm that, “I feel so dirty… I’m disgusting!” – and then she’s chasing the bouncing/swinging cock again, catching the end with her lips and sucking it back into her mouth… Then bouncing up and down it again.

We cut to a wide shot again to watch our crew filming the blow-job… The burly bulldog standing over our Irish housewife… Tessa’s legs are bent, heels on the floor, knees in the air, thighs flapping open, then closed – her well-fucked cunt exposed, then hidden… Her back is a little arched, her boobs sitting proud on her chest and jiggling as she continues bouncing her head under the beast. Sucking that cock in and out.

Jenna is standing close-by, her hands on her big fake tits – a big smile on her face… She really loves her job.

We move in closer to watch her mouth on his cock – her lips tight to the shaft, her cheeks sucked in… She only pauses the sucking in order to swallow what’s in her mouth – immediately restarting to fill her throat again… It’s a good, long, and very dirty blow-job. Not at all what we would have expected from a nice mother-of-four – but exactly what we would expect from this whore after the way she fucked the dog!

She continues to slide her mouth up and down his shaft, lips tight to it… Bouncing as she sucks, pausing to swallow, then sucking some more…

After another minute, the dog suddenly twists around, trying to pull his legs from her hands, turning his big head around and growling, then snapping at her – nowhere near biting her, but loud and fast enough that she releases him and pulls out from between his legs very quickly.

He skips away from her, dropping his head to tend to himself – licking his member clean. A couple of meters away his bitch is sitting upright, catching her breath, her hands on her breasts, idly pinching her nipples as she watches the dog. She watches for a second, then turns toward the camera and says, with pride – and a very dirty tone – “Aye just sucked that dog’s cock!” She pauses. “And he fecked may toi!” Another deep breath, her smile growing, “And I fecking loved it!”

We watch her playing with her tits and watching the dog for a few more seconds, then pan up onto Jenna as she steps toward our camera, still playing with her own tits…

“That’s the end of tonight’s show… We’ll be back with another pretty lady, ready for more perversion and pets next week, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’

We fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Tessa claims that she has kept tonight’s appearance a secret since filming, and her husband will have just witnessed her actions for the first time along with you…

She’d like to take this opportunity to ask him if they can have a dog of their own.”

There’s a brief pause, and then another line appears.

“She’d also like to ask him to PLEASE take a shit on her chest!”

The screen fills with a still shot of Tessa, her hands held up to her naked chest, showing off her cleavage, her head tipped down but her eyes up to camera, looking like she’s pleading. We get the message, we sincerely hope her husband does too!

And we fade to black for another week.