This week our show begins with a slow panning shot, looking around an unusual little estate – a dead end court surrounded by narrow two storey homes – white walled with pinkish/red roofs.

There’s an ornate entrance to each, with a large, curved bay window to the side, which extends up to the upper floor – but to the other side of the front door, there’s nothing – no window, no wall, no house. Every single property in this court looks like half a property…

Short driveways lead up to the side of the front door, allowing residents to park beside the home rather than in a garage. Low hedges and fences finish off each property, bordering small gardens to ensure that each is too small to do anything useful with.

A caption fills the screen, reading, “LONDON, ENGLAND.”

As we complete our slow turn, the caption fades and we can see a familiar red Ford Transit approaching… As it gets closer, we see the personalised registration plate, “UKOFZU” and the show’s dog paws logo on the front, and then – through the windscreen – our host…

It’s the creator of the show – the slightly mysterious, gaunt-faced, pale-skinned visionary who has captivated us with his genius over the last few years. It’s the one and only Luke Ozvik, adored by fans for his authenticity and creativity. Today, he’s dressed more casually, wearing a comfortable yet stylish ensemble: a well-worn leather jacket over a simple grey t-shirt, paired with dark jeans and rugged boots. Beside him is his big German Pointer, Bruce. There’s no chain on this dog; even on a busy street, he walks calmly to heel, glancing up at his master every few seconds…

Luke’s eyes shine with admiration as he smiles into the camera, beginning his introduction in a warm, heartfelt voice-over, his Mancunian accent adding a touch of familiarity as he uses his ‘narrator’ voice, “Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Dance’. I’m your host, Luke Ozvik, and today we’re going to meet a woman who can really handle herself…” He looks down at Bruce and adds with a grin, “…And hopefully she can really handle Bruce here too!”

He gives the dog a playful scratch behind the ears, prompting Bruce to respond with a single, enthusiastic bark. Luke looks back up into the camera and says, “Without further ado, let’s welcome our courageous guest for this week!” He then turns to look back along the street, eagerly waiting for this week’s guest to walk into frame…

She’s slim, and she’s young(ish), and she’s pretty(ish). With wide cheeks and a narrow jaw giving her face a distinctive pointed chin look. Big brunette hair cascades from a centre parting, down over her shoulders, with the tips almost reaching her tits…

Those tits are trapped within a white blouse that it unbuttoned far enough for us to see the black bra within (which we can also see through the thin blouse). The way she wears her top, and the tight black knee-length skirt, and the high heels… And the way she walks toward us, tells us everything we could want to know about her. She’s confident. She’s cool. She’s sexy. She’s too good to NEED to be here, so we know she must WANT to be here. She hasn’t said a word – and we already love her!

She walks to her mark and stops infront of our camera, with her hands behind her back, and then introduces herself in an accented voice that hints at English-as-a-second-language. “I’m Camilla Varadi, I’m 24-years-old, and I’m originally from Petah Tikva, in Israel… But lately from South London…”

She tips her head to the side as she finishes, smiling… It’s a cute gesture that suggests a playfulness… We’re looking forward to seeing more of her… And of course, she’s on our show, so we know we’re going to see EVERYTHING she’s got!

We cut to a shot of Luke and Camilla sitting opposite each other, with Bruce sitting between them, backed up to Luke but looking up at Camilla.

She’s leaning slightly toward Luke, and when we cut to a camera angle shooting over his shoulder to get his point of view, we can see a crevasse of boob cleavage at the bottom of the frame, her angular features filling the screen, a slight smile frozen on her face.

Luke begins with his characteristic warmth. “Welcome to the show, Camilla… We’re all very excited to have you here…” He looks down at the panting dog, and adds, “Bruce is especially excited to have you here today…”

She looks down and the dog and lets out a little laugh as she confirms, “And I’m excited to have Bruce here today!”

“I’m sure you are.” Smiles our host. He sits forward, putting a hand on Camilla’s knee as he asks, “Now, before we start… The obvious question to ask with the current global situation…”

She holds a hand up, smiling a little and cocking her head on one side, “Ahhh… I don’t want to get into all of that. I’m here for fun. I left Israel to get away from these things…” Then she repeats, “I’m here, in England, for fun…” – and then it’s that wide-mouthed smile again.

Luke nods and sits back a little to begin the interview for real, “Okay then, Camilla. Would you like to tell us how long you’ve been harbouring these perverted fantasies of yours?”

The Israeli sits back a little as she considers her answer. “I suppose I fell in love with bestiality when I was about [bleep, we hide the number just in case someone accuses us of anything to do with underage sexual behaviour). I grew up in a very ‘relaxed’ household, my mother was definitely in charge. I had two sisters, and we were always encouraged to think for ourself…”

We cut to a different angle, removing the boring life history chit-chat and getting closer to the point, “I watch lots of porn when I was young, and I always enjoyed seeing the ladies NOT in control. I believe in the power of women, and surrendering that power is always an extra thrill for me. When I was in the army, it’s total surrender of yourself, but it’s not ‘a thrill’… But when I watch videos of girls with dogs, the dog is in control… The girl is just there to be used. It’s total surrender. She might enjoy it, or she might be humiliated, it might hurt. She can’t stop it. Or she should not stop it!” She laughs a little, the sparkle in her eyes showing that she means everything she’s saying. “She has to surrender to the beast!”

Luke nods, “And you’re ready to surrender to this beast?”

She nods, “Yes… I’m ready for the animal brutality of it. This strips away all the pretence and shows you what you’re really made of. It’s pure animal passion. Just me and the dog. It’s raw, and I can’t wait to try it.”

“Do you watch a lot of dogsex videos?” Luke asks, fascinated by her fierce outlook.

“Oh, absolutely,” she replied, her voice filled with enthusiasm. “I watch every video I’ve ever been able to find. I look all the time.”

“And when you watch them,” Luke continued, “do you dream that you’re the one getting fucked?”

Her smile turns predatory. “All the time. I imagine myself under the beast, feeling the adrenaline, the rush of the fuck. His power, his weight. I think of the smell and the feel. Not just of his cock, but also his fur on my back, his legs and his claws on my skin. It’s a primal, exhilarating feeling that I crave.”

Luke smiles, sensing her unyielding resolve. “How much do you want to fuck this boy, right now?”

Her expression grew even more intense, her voice firm and resolute. “I want it more than anything. I want to live my dreams… I’m not here to play it safe or look pretty. I’m here to fuck, to cum, I hope, and to show everyone what real, animalistic sex looks like.”

Luke’s eyes widen slightly, clearly impressed by her fierce determination. “And what does your boyfriend think about this?”

She smiles, looking almost coy for a moment, “I don’t have a boyfriend at the moment. I haven’t met a man who can keep up with my needs, or live with my fantasy.”

Luke shakes his head. “A cute woman, with a dirty mind, and a passion for dogsex… I’m sure there will be plenty of suiters for you once this show has aired.”

“I hope so…” She smiles. “Just so long as they all have dogs!” She giggles a little.

“You’re obviously completely confident that today’s ‘first time’ will go well, and that you’ll want to continue with this lifestyle…” As he’s speaking, she’s nodding, confirming that he’s on the right track. He continues, “I hope it’s everything you expect it to be… And I don’t want to hold you up for another minute… So please, Camilla… The stage, and the dog, is all yours…”

She smiles and begins to stand, then we fade through to a shot of her stripped naked, her skin dark enough to highlight clear bikini tan lines of white flesh. Her pussy is clean shaven, her boobs full and firm, her body athletic – without being too skinny. She looks like a naked ex-soldier rather than a model.

She drops down to her haunches, knees wide, pussy exposed, leaning forward to fuss over the big dog… Stroking the sides of his head and neck, and reaching down under his body. The corners of her wide mouth turning up into a slight smile – trying not to laugh, but clearly amused by what she’s doing and how he’s reacting.

She leans further forward to get right under him, her hand on his heavy sheath, rubbing it up against his belly, turning her head toward us and confirming what we can already guess, “I can’t wait for him to dominate me… I’ll do anything he likes!”

Then she squats down beside him, smooth thighs apart – knees wide, and angles her pussy toward him… Leaning back with one hand on the bed behind her… Opening herself up to the dog…

He moves closer, dropping his snout down between her legs – his tongue slipping out of his mouth and over her pussy lips… Slithering and slopping around over the lips, between them, into them… Up over her smooth mons.

Our guest gasps, “OOOooooooohhh!” as the dog’s tongue drags her labia around, slops over her clit, and takes her off to another world – pretty much looking through our camera like we’re not even here anymore.

He keeps licking – and she keeps gasping… Mouth open, letting out little “Oh” sounds every few seconds, almost as an after-thought…

He keeps his head between her thighs, his tongue working – warm, wet slurping slopping noises… Her legs shivering as she tries to support herself… Falling backward onto one hand. The shiver spreading from her legs to her belly and her boobs… Her head lolling backwards, mouth open, gasping slowly…

The shiver becomes a shake… Legs, body… Her supporting arm looking like it’s about to give way … Gasps catching in her throat… We’ve only just begun, and she’s already cumming… And it’s a good one… After a few seconds she collapses back onto her behind, the dog follows her down… Trying to keep licking, but no longer able to hit his target… He raises his head, still licking at the air… Then steps forward toward his shaky bitch…

She’s clearly overwhelmed by the stimulation – gasping even when his tongue misses her pussy and hits her thighs, or swipes over her abdomen… After a few more noisy sloppy licks, it’s becoming too much for her, she allows her supporting arm to give way, dropping down onto her back, and then she is forced to roll away from him, making her bum come up into the air, her weight onto her elbows and forearms as she presents herself to the beast… An unintended invitation for him to progress to the next phase of their ‘relationship’…

Before she’s had a chance to crawl away from him, he pushes up behind her, up and over her behind, grabbing at her shoulders with his paws, pulling on tight.

She screams, “OOOAAAHAHHHH!” – but we can see the mix of joy in with the surprise and fear as the big animal assumes the position on top of her, on her back, up close… And starts to pump toward her rear end…

It’s that moment of ultra-reality – when our guests go from “I’m going to let a dog fuck me” to “A dog IS fucking me” – we can always see the realisation on their faces, the eyes bright, the little intake of breath…

This is exactly what she wanted – the dog taking charge, but she’s still crawling a little forward, trying to get away from him – instinct.. Delay the inevitable. He’s over her, paws on her shoulders, staggering along above her as she gasps, open-mouthed excitement as he tries to fuck her…

The way he’s holding her, staggering after her, it almost looks like he’s pushing a human wheel-barrow, making a series of fast thrusts, then pausing as he shuffles forward before trying again. She finally reaches the edge of the room, and with nowhere left to go, surrenders herself to him.

The big dog soon finds his target… Stabbing the tip of his hardening cock between her tight pussy lips, feeling cool flesh around his hot meat, and then slamming it home with high-speed rally of pelvis bruising thrusts.

She’s jammed up against the wall, head down, the back of her head against the wall, shoulders too, as the beast pushes her forward – with nowhere to move she is forced to take the full power of every one of his thrusts with her cunt… And there are so many thrusts – they come hard and fast, over and over. Making her gasp, “Oh… He’s big… Ooohh…” She cries. “He’s so big… So big…!” Even her gasps have a strong accent.

We manage to get a perfect side view as she is crunched up against the wall and the beast continues to pound. Tight thighs, slim belly, firm tits jiggling… Head down, turning to look sideways to our camera so we can see the amazed, happy, exhausted, painful grimace… She squeals, “I think I made a mis-ttttaaaaaakkkee!” – but we don’t believe her.

We can see one of our camera crew moving up behind, dropping his camera down low to shoot between her legs – then we cut to that low angle camera and look up at the shaky image of Bruce’s sheath thrusting between our guest’s smooth thighs, his cock shooting in and out of her pussy, her labia being spread around the early-stage knot at the base of the shaft…

We move to a profile shot – admiring both Camilla’s slim body and jiggling tits, and the dog’s powerful, high-speed thrusting action. He’s holding tight, pumping hard, and even from this angle we can see her eyes almost popping out on cartoon stalks!

She gasps and almost growls – unable to form words but needing to let the sound out… Her mouth open, the strain clear on her face. She’s overawed, but we can see she wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world. Then she squeaks.

We cut to a close-up of her pussy, looking up between the dog’s shiny short hairs, and our guests smooth, slim tanned thighs – to see the thick shaft of the dog’s cock pumping in and out of the Jew’s cunt. Moving so fast that it’s a blur, glistening from her pussy juices and his own pre-cum… We can see the knot at the base of the shaft, already beginning to swell, bending her pussy lips out wide as it’s driven into her, then popping out on the outstroke.

A few more seconds of hard pumping and then the action stops quickly – the knot lodged inside, her lips slowly closing around the base of the shaft beyond the knot, sealing her snatch. We can hear her muffled gasps of “Oh noo… OOoohhhh…”

Then we cut to the side view again, watching the big beast hunched up against her. Front legs holding tight to her body, back legs outside her thighs. Muscles tensed to hold his cock deep inside her. Her head is turned toward us, and we can see both joy and pain on her face as she continues, “Oh noo… OOoohhhh… He’s big… It’s biiigg…”

She pulls one arm out from under her chest, allowing her weight to shift to her shoulders and the side of her head up against the wall, and her other elbow… She reaches back with the newly free hand, grabbing the back of Bruce’s hairy thigh, holding him tight to her rear end.

We move around to the rear, moving in closer, looking at the dog’s puckering arsehole, his big balls hanging down, and then looking back up between their legs to see the knot in her pretty pussy. Everything throbbing and pulsing. Swollen, wet, dirty. nasty, but strangely beautiful.

We cut away from the action – or the lack of action – to the other side of the room, looking at our crew, crowded around the dog and his bitch. Professionals doing their job, unable to fully enjoy what they are witnessing. Documenting every twitch, recording every panting breath, every gasped exclamation from the woman. Marvelling at her ability to take this knot.

Nothing seems to be happening, but we know the dog is squirting jism into her cunt – filling her up… The combination of that knowledge, and the throbbing, warm sensation inside her, is obviously working for her, because she’s breathing harder and harder, and then she’s suddenly moaning again, even louder…

We move in for another close-up of her face – suddenly sweaty and red, her wide-mouth a little open, breathing hard, letting out, “Ooooooohhh.. Ahhhhhh… AAAHHHHHHH… Yeessss… Yeesssssss” moans.

We suspect she is cumming on his cock… Writhing slightly under him. Her mouth opening wider, a definite smile of relief…

We cut to the side-angle again, seeing the slim bitch in profile, folded up on her knees, her head down, facing us, the side of the head and her shoulders jammed against the wall. Struggling to breath – over stimulated. The German Pointer on her back, his head on her other shoulder, his snout hidden by her hair. From this angle we can see his arsehole puckering in profile, his balls swinging in and out of view – between her thighs then back out where we can see them. She continues gasping through her dogasm…

Then he shifts on her back, bringing his head up and over hers, over to the camera’s side – then he keeps shifting this way, twisting, bringing a big paw up over her back, planting it on her shoulder blade and pushing himself up and over her – his nails digging into her flesh, snapping her out of her orgasmic trance.

She gasps – partly from the nails scraping her back, mainly from the movement of that huge knot in her cunt as the beast shifts on her back. She moves her hand from gripping his thigh, up to his side, trying to keep him in position, letting out a loud gasp, “OOOoHHHHH, NNNNooooOOOOO!!! STTAAAYYY!!” – but it’s too late.

As it always is on our show – the dog does what the dog wants to do. And this dog wants to dismount, he doesn’t care that he is locked to his bitch by that fat knot. He continues to twist, front legs both coming down on the camera side of her body as he turns. One hindleg lifts up and swings over her back, the nails on his big paw scraping over the base of her spine as he pushes around.

From off camera, we hear Luke offering her verbal encouragement, “Just take it… You’ll be fine… Just take it…”

All she can manage is, “FFFFFAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKK!”

We see one of our camera crew, the man who was shooting the pussy close-ups, moving out of the way as the dog fully dismounts and turns through 180 degrees as he goes arse-to-arse with his bitch, he shuffles to the side, trying to get a new angle of the cock-in-cunt close-up.

We cut down to that new camera angle – just about able to see the connecting sausage of flesh between the dog’s rear end and the woman’s pussy. The meat stretched, the knot inside her pulling against her labia, straining them.

We can hear her gasping, letting out a long, building moan… “OOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH!” – rising in pitch and intensity until it suddenly breaks free. The dog pulling away, his bitch jerking forward against the wall, nine inches of canine cock swinging down toward the camera, spraying cum on the lens.

We cut to the wide-angle to watch again as the dog pulls away, seeing his cock almost exploding from her cunt, then swinging down. Watching as she jerks forward, an equal and opposite reaction to his withdrawal.

We zoom in on the look on her face – simultaneous relief and disappointment. Then a quick change of expression to hungry… Then she’s moving quickly, shifting out of frame.

We cut to a wider angle, watching as Camilla twists around, freeing herself from the pressure of the wall, and getting her head under the dog’s belly at the kind of speed that indicates real hunger, perversion, and desperation. Her mouth wrapped around his cock, sucking as much of it into her throat as possible. Taking it deep and then bouncing her head back and forth under him – the kind of fast, sloppy blowjob you get on a drunk first date, rather than the I-want-to-impress-you blowjob you get at the start of a relationship. She’s not trying to impress the dog, or the viewers, she’s just hungry for her first dog-cock.

We can hear Luke, off camera, encouraging her, “That’s good… He likes that… Keep it smooth… Nice and wet… Oh, you love this, don’t you?”

We move to a closer angle, watching her smiling around the shaft as she slides her lips up and down the glistening shaft. We’ve used the word before – hunger… She’s hungry for it. Sucking it in, taking it deep, her lips all the way to the knot… Opening wider – putting her lips to the knot, trying to suck it inside. She can’t quite open her mouth side enough, but she’s giving it her best shot.

We cut to a wider shot so we can see our crew watching on, and notice that most of them are smiling as they work. These final moments are always more relaxed – knowing that our bitch has made it through the session without freaking out, and that our dog has performed as required. It happens occasionally, all of the travelling and the work is wasted… But not today – this slut loves the dog, and he’s clearly keen on her.

Infront of our crew, Camilla is twisting over, head under his belly, sucking on his cock. Moaning around it. He’s standing over her, tongue hanging out, looking quite content and breathing hard.

Back to the close-up – watching her hunger, her frenzy. She pauses for a moment, rolling over onto her back under his belly, letting his cock hang down toward her face. She looks up at the camera and lets us know what we could easily guess, “I love it… I feel like such a bad girl… So bad…” – then bringing her face up to the still dripping cock, and sucking it in from below. Head up and down from the floor – sucking the cock in then dropping her head back.

We hear Luke, off camera, commenting that, “You don’t look too bad from here!” – and a little chuckle from the camera crew.

After some more sucking she drops her head back and catches her breath – then looks up at our camera again, showing us her wet mouth, letting dog cum dribble over her chin. She rests her head back down on the floor and looks up at the cock, which continues to squirt on her face and tits… We pull back so we can see the dog standing over her, the cock hanging down, twitching and swinging, squirting on her.

Luke announces, “Right, I think she’s done now…” – and she smiles and nods under the dog, although she shows no sign of moving from the floor, and Bruce shows no interest in moving away. After a few more seconds we fade out.

We fade back in on a shot of her sitting on the edge of the bed, Bruce is stretched out behind her, on his side, breathing hard as he recovers. She’s sitting up, face wet with dog saliva and sperm, tits glistening as her chest rises and falls. She’s looking right into camera, defiant and proud.

From off camera, Luke asks, “How was that?”

“It was good, yeah… I like it.” She smiles again, confirming this is a genuine comment.

We can hear the pride in Luke’s voice, “Good girl… What did you like most?”

She responds without thinking this time, “I like the domination, but what I really loved what how dirty it felt. It was disgusting, and my heart is going crazy. The whole time I’m thinking ‘this is wrong, this is so bad, I shouldn’t… And then I think my mother will be heartbroken, and then I came so hard… I want more like this…’

“What’s next for you?”

She pauses, tipping her head to the side again and smirking as she thinks it through. “Well, I’m a good Jewish girl… So I think it’s obvious… I think maybe to fuck a pig.” She lets another smile spread across that wide mouth. Her chin still glistening with dog spunk. “Yeah… I think I want to fuck a pig!”

We freeze frame on that wide smile, then fade to black, confident she’s heading off into the world of depravity that is The United Kingdom of Zoo.

After a few seconds, white letters begin to type up on the screen, “Since her doggy debut, Camilla has progressed to pigs…”

The middle of the screen fills with cheap video footage of Camilla, naked, with mud on her knees and lower legs, some scratches on the side of her rib cage, bending forward beside a huge pig, she’s got his long, skinny cock pulled out to the side of his fat belly, and she’s sucking on the end of it. Pig jism is spilling out over her bottom lip, running down her chin and dripping off. She’s struggling to keep the cock in her mouth – and she’s struggling to hide her smile.

We watch for a few seconds, then a second caption comes up at the bottom of the screen, “Lots of pigs.”

And as she continues to suck on that porcine prick, and then we fade out again.

We begin this week’s show with an establish shot of a quiet residential street.  The footage seems lower quality than usual, as if it’s from an iPhone rather than a professional tv camera.

A terrace of double-story Edwardian homes, side-by-side, small concrete front yards, then a footpath with a row of trees growing through the paving at the curbside.  Cars are parked on either side of the street leaving the narrowest strip of road allowing cars to move one-way only.

A caption fills the screen, huge white letters telling us that we’re in, “WEST HAM, LONDON.”

When the letters fade away, we’re looking at a front door of one of those boring houses…  It opens – and rather than seeing this week’s guest, we see the familiar, fat form of our Cockney host, Dennis Baxter.  His big fat belly hanging down out of a greasy vest.  He looks even scruffier that usual – and he sounds, wrong…  The quality is muffled, the ambient noises louder.

“’Ello there…  Welcome to a slightly different “United Kingdom of Zoo”…  I’m your ‘ost, Dennis Baxter, and this week, we’re filming at my place!”  He holds his arms out, as if he’s showing off his home.  Then he continues, “And…  We’re filming – without a crew!”

He walks out of the house, down the pathway to our camera position, and reaches out to take the camera, “Because this week, the crew…  Is…”  He turns the camera around to face a young woman, “This week’s guest…”

She’s young and white – with dark blonde/mousy brown hair that reaches just beyond her shoulders.  Her face is round, and she’s wearing spectacles.  As she’s introduced, she smiles and large dimples form in each cheek.

Dennis steps back from her, giving us a slightly wider view, allowing us to see that she is dressed casually, wearing a coat over jeans and a t-shirt.  She looks small – both short and slim, even with the coat – as she introduces herself in a friendly north-west accent, letting us know that, “My name is Jess Bouy, and I’m 28 years old, and I’m from Preston.”

The camera moves closer, the Dennis moves in beside her – clearly shooting selfie-style as he wraps a heavy arm around her shoulder and pulls her into his fat side, “Right then, Jessica…  How about you tell the nice boys and girls at ‘ome what brings you ‘ere today.”

She shoots a sideways glance at him, not angry, but firm, “It’s Jess, not Jessica…”

Dennis nods and smiles and nods, acknowledging her.  “Jess…  Can you tell everyone why you’re ‘ere today…?”

She looks up at him, then right into the camera, looking proud of herself, and excited, as she says, “I’ve come here today to get fucked by your dog!”

Dennis looks down at her and nods, then turns toward the camera and nods, then says, “Let’s get inside where it’s warm…  See how hot we can get fings!”

We cut to inside, the camera now apparently mounted on a tripod, filming directly toward Dennis and Jess, sitting side-by-side on an old leather couch.

Dennis asks again, “So, how about you tell the viewers the whole story..?”

She smiles, evidently a little wary of sitting so close to the big sweaty man in his vest, but still excited to tell her story, “Ah, well…  A few years ago, I got out of a bad relationship…  I’ve only had three serious relationships – three partners…  And after that, I just wanted to stay away from men…  I needed some recovery time, mentally and physically. I pretty much figured I’d be alone for a long time.  I ended up becoming a little bit isolated, by choice.” She takes a breath, apparently becoming more excited than nervous as she opens up, “Which meant that sex, and my sexuality, become, like, a non-entity.  I just didn’t think about it.  I couldn’t trust men, and I’m not into women…  So, I just didn’t do anything.  I didn’t even touch myself, because I wasn’t even thinking about sex…  I didn’t even miss it that much, because I’ve never been highly sexed…  Like I said, I’ve only had three partners, and neither of them were really sex mad, or anything…”

Dennis nods, showing his concern and sympathy with an over-exaggerated expression.

Jess continues, “Then, a few months ago I was at my sister’s wedding… And at the reception I was sat at my table, and the conversation had gone quiet, and all I could here was there drunk lads behind me at the next table, going on about UK of Zoo, and women fucking dogs…  They were a little tipsy, and they were being very jokey and crude about it, and loud…  They were discussing which guests they thought would go on the show… And one of them said, ‘Dimples’…”

She smiles and points at her dimples, and beside her, Dennis also points at her dimples and reacts as if the wedding guest talking about her is a shock… 

She continues, “And I thought to myself, he’s talking about me…  I was disgusted, and offended, and I was going to complain and tell ‘em to shut up, but then I realised that I really wanted to hear what else they had to say.  They kept on joking about it, about me, other women…  And I just sat there thinking about how these these lads were talking about women with dogs, and one of them was thinking about ME fucking a dog, on the tele, and it stirred something in me…  And here I am?”  She shrugs.

Dennis nods, and jokes, “Did you come ‘ere straight from the wedding then?”

Jess giggles, “No… I went back to Preston, locked myself away in my house, and started watching every episode of UK of Zoo.  I’d never watched before because it never interested me.  I thought it was just dirty sluts, or ugly bitches who couldn’t do any better than a dog…  I had no idea how intense it was, or how much it mattered to the guests…  And the more I watched, the more I obsessed over it.”

Dennis interrupts, “At this point in the story, ‘ow long is it since you ‘ad sex..?”

“Years.  Like four years.”

Dennis smiles, “You’re in for a treat…”  He looks up at the camera, “And so are we!!” – then he’s back to his guest and her story. “Before then, we’re you a particularly highly sexed woman?”

Jess looks a little surprised to be asked this.  She considers how much she wants to share. “To be honest, in my whole life I’ve only had sex with three guys… And it was always for them. It was about making them happy.  It was only when I started thinking about dogs that I started to enjoy myself…  I mean, I started playing with myself, thinking about dogs…  I’d watch an episode of UK of Zoo, then lay back and enjoy myself…  Then I bought a Rocky dildo, and started using that, and imagining it was a real dog…  And it got to the point that I was thinking, I need to get a real dog…  But I didn’t know where to start…”

“So this is somefing you’re really desperate to try?”  Checks Dennis.

She nods enthusiastically and smiles again. “Oh yes…  I was so desperate.  I was on the UK of Zoo forum, looking for someone who could get me started… And someone shared your address with me – and it was weird to have the address of someone I KNEW could make my fantasy come true…”

We cut to hand-held footage of the street again, a shot of Dennis stepping out of the house, with two large Doberman dogs on leads, he has a young woman with him, also walking a Doberman.  We can still hear Jess in voice-over, “So I came down here, and sort of stalked you, and I spent half the day looking at your front door…  Too nervous to knock, waiting for you to come out…”  She laughs.

We see a small montage of Dennis and the woman walking the three Dobermans.  We’re walking behind them, at some distance.  The voice-over continues, “Then I followed you when you took the boys for a walk…  And all the way home…  Then…”  Then we’re back in the residential street, watching as Dennis opens his front door and sends the dogs inside, the young woman following them with her dog, then Dennis turns back and looks straight into camera and waves…  “You waved…”

We cut back to the living room, our excited star-struck guest, sitting next to Dennis, completing her story, “So I came over, and introduced myself, and told you why I was here…  And…  You invited me in!”

Dennis nods, then looks away from her, into our camera, “Yes…  So, here’s the deal…  I don’t want everyone coming an’ knockin’ on my door…  But this young lady came along at just the right time…  My boy Romeo ‘asn’t ‘ad any company for a few days, and he needs a bit of a release… And she came across as just, sooooo desperate…  I couldn’t say no…  So I said, if she was ‘appy to film it all, and put it on the show, then I was willing to let ‘er ‘ave some fun wif Romeo!”

Beside him, Jess smiles and lets out a little excited giggle.  “Yes!”

Dennis looks her up and down, “I fink it’s time for you to get a little more comfortable…  Then I can bring my boy in to ‘entertain’ you…”

Again, Jess smiles, those deep dimples sinking in her cheeks again as she nods enthusiastically.

We cut back to hand-held footage, with Dennis apparently holding the camera – Jess has already removed her coat, and we can see that she’s a slim thing, not too curvy, but she’s no ironing board!  She’s unbuttoning her blouse, looking down at the buttons as she does each, then up at the camera, fighting a smile as she sees Dennis is filming.

She opens the blouse, revealing a flowery patterned bra and a flat belly, then pulling it up and out of her jeans, before peeling it down her arms and off.  “I never thought I’d be stripping off on telly…  I think I’d have been a bit shy if your crew had been here, but this…  I can almost pretend it’s not going to be shown on tv!”  She smiles again as she casually reaches up behind her back, unhooking the rear of her bra and letting it fall away to show off her 32B boobs.  Nothing special, but firm and cute.  Semi-nude, with tight jeans, we can tell she keeps herself in good shape. She tells herself, and us, exactly what’s on her mind, “I’m in a strange man’s house…  Taking my clothes off…  On camera… And I’m about to have sex with a fucking dog!”  She laughs, unbuttoning her jeans, then adds, “And it’s going to be on the telly!” – she laughs, and then immediately pushes her jeans down her legs, leaving her in nothing but a pair of bikini brief panties, with a flowery pattern that matches the bra that’s now sitting on the couch beside her.

We cut to a shot of her sitting on the edge of the couch again, with a large black Doberman – Romeo – all handsome and sleek, his coat shiny – pushing up against (and between) her knees as she strokes his head, neck and shoulders.  He’s as enthusiastic as ever – and she matches his energy, almost laughing as she tells him he’s a handsome boy, and how she “Can’t wait to get started”.

She looks up as Dennis asks, from behind the camera, “What is it about dogsex that turns you on, Jess?”

She keeps stroking the dog’s neck, leaning in toward him, then looks up toward us to answer, “I think it’s just that it’s so pure from the dog’s point of view…  We’re all thinking it’s dirty, and perverted, but the dog just thinks it’s natural…  They just have this drive to mate – he doesn’t care who I am, are what my problems are, he just wants to put puppies in me…  He’s got no idea that he can’t do it…”  She giggles. 

We get another angle on her, she’s thinking then speaking, “I’ve always been very conservative – have sex, keep it private, please my man…  That’s it…  But he just wants to fuck, he doesn’t care who’s watching, and he doesn’t care how his partner feels about it.  It’s pure…”  She pauses.  “…  And it’s perverted and dirty!” – then she laughs, and leans in closer to the dog, demonstrating some of that perverted dirtiness as she lets him lick at her face, immediately opening her mouth to let his big tongue slop between her lips and inside, against her tongue, which she pushes out toward him, swapping ‘kisses’ with the beast.

Dennis moves closer with the camera, getting a close-up of the two tongues swishing against each other, of Jess gasping as the dog licks her face and into her mouth, her cheek and chin glistening.  We can hear his quiet Cockney growl of encouragement, “Yeeeaaaassss…  Yeeeaaaasssss…”

Jess pulls back from the dog, suddenly leaning back and pushing her groin forward, reaching down and hooking the gusset of her panties to one side, exposing her pussy – encouraging our star to switch which lips he’s licking at…

Maybe it’s his training, maybe it’s his instincts – but Romeo starts licking at her snatch right away, his long tongue sliding over her pussy lips half a dozen times, making our guest gasp and arch her back, rolling her head to the side, her mouth twisting in a wide grin.

We sit back and watch as the dog continues to lick her pussy, and she continues to writhe…  Every few seconds the dog pauses and raises his head, paws at her thigh as if he’s considering stepping forward, licking his chops the whole time, then deciding he likes that taste and drops his snout back between her thighs to lick some more…

She’s loving every second…  On her back, biting her lip, half smiling, trying to maintain her cool – hands on her boobs, thumb and forefinger pinching each nipple, pulling slightly – her legs flopping wide, pushing her pelvis up to meet the dog’s tongue.  Moving her groin around to try and help him slide his tongue between her pussy lips…  Breathing harder and harder, her chest swelling, ribs stretching…

We cut to an ultra close-up, watching his big tongue slide, wet and warm over her snatch – fast, again and again…  Soaking her clit, dragging it around.  Driving her to the edge of paradise.

She’s flipping her head back against the couch, gasping, “Lick my cunt…  Yeaahhhh…  Ooooohhh…  Oohhh ffucccking hell… Mmmmmmm!”

Her verbals excite the dog, and rather than spurring him on to keep licking and put her over the edge, they encourage him to lift his head and move forward, rising up over her – planting his front paws on the seat cushion on either side of her hips, pushing forward over her, his body moving up between her thighs.

She instinctively moves her hands off her tits and onto his body, and around his back, pulling him close – she clearly wants this…

Her hand at the base of his spine, just above his tail, she shifts her pelvis around, trying to line her pussy up with his cock as he begins to pump at her…  His hard chest against her boobs…  She manages to line herself up with him – and he’s suddenly inside her…  And she’s holding on for dear life…  And he’s thrusting into her – banging his hard canine cock into her wet slot…

She’s gasping, “AAaarrrrggghhhh…  OOooohhhh..  MMMmmmmmmm…” as he thrusts, at high speed, deep into her.

It’s fast and furious – and due to the single-camera, hand-held nature of this week’s show, there’s a raw edge to the action that we rarely see on our series.  It’s more like a home movie than our regular high quality professional output!

After barely 30 seconds of pounding, the dog pulls away from her, backing off and twisting away – his big cock flopping out of her pussy without managing to knot. She’s left laid back on the couch with her legs spread and her pink pussy parted and dripping with cum.  She can’t believe it’s already over.

She sits up, propping herself on her elbows, out of breath even though her adventure has only just begun.  She looks excited but disappointed… “Is that it?  It lasts much longer on the show…”

Dennis flips the camera around to follow Romeo as the big Doberman slinks away, big cock hanging down, and flops in the corner to begin licking himself clean.  “I’m sorry darlin’…”  He chuckles, “Sometimes ‘e’s just not up for the fight…”

Jess asks, “What do I do now..?  Can I suck his cock or something…  Get him back in the mood for some more..?”

“Naahh…”  Dennis chuckes, “If ‘e’s not in the mood, he won’t appreciate it…”

His guest looks genuinely let-down.  She really wants this…

Dennis moves in, getting a close-up of Jess’s face as he talks to her, “How was it for you?”

“It was amazing while it lasted…” She sighs. “But I wanted more…  I wanted the knot…”  She looks so disappointed.

Dennis cheers her up – “The fing is… ‘E’s not the only dog in this ‘ouse!”

Dennis keeps the camera pointed at Jess, watching her reaction as he calls out, “Zoe…  ZO-EEE!  Can you bring Brad in ‘ere…?”

She’s looks very excited to hear the call, then the camera whips off her and turns to face the door.  After a couple of seconds it opens and another Doberman, younger and slimmer, enters, followed by the young woman who was walking with Dennis earlier.  Up close we can see she’s a slightly curvy woman in her early twenties.

We hear our host introduce them, “This is my grand-daughter Zoe…  And ‘er boy, Brad Spit!”

Zoe says “Hi” as if walking in on your grandfather with a naked woman is the most natural thing in the world (because it is for her).

Dennis continues, “Zoe’s been living wif me for the last few years whilst she trains her ‘er boy, Brad…” 

Zoe smiles and waves, apparently not ashamed to be caught on camera, and says, “It runs in the family!”

“Yeah…  Once I started appearing on tv, it was kind of ‘ard to tell ‘er she shouldn’t do it – especially when she found out her gran was into it…”

Zoe smiles and shrugs, then claps to get her dog’s attention, then points over at the couch…  Dennis turns around again, to focus on our guest as the new dog rushes up to her and allows her to make a fuss of him, her hands rubbing down his neck and against his sides. She looks up into his camera with a big smile, and we cut to…

Jess has slipped off the couch and turned around, she’s on her knees on the floor, and she’s already pulled her panties down her thighs to her knees – they are currently stretched out between her knees, which are spread wide as she bends forward over the couch, her elbows on the seat cushion, her small boobs suspended just above it.  Her firm little backside pushed back toward the big dog…  Her pussy is proudly presented – the lips already glistening, slightly open…  Her pussy looks exactly like you’d expect it to look after a debut dogfuck – and it’s ready for the second…

Zoe speaks, and Dennis flips the camera back onto her to catch her excited expression as she bends forward holding the dog’s collar, “Are you ready for my boy?”

The camera flips back to our guest as she stretches forward, her breasts moving closer to the cushion, arching her back to really present her sexual quarter…  “I’m very ready!”

Off camera, Dennis’s granddaughter releases her boy again, and sends him straight over to the naked woman on the floor.  He doesn’t need any instructions – he knows what a naked woman is for.  Bounding forward, rising up over her, bumping her forward against the couch as his chest hits her back and his paws wrap around her narrow waist.

He immediately begins to thrust at her rear end, his cock already beginning to stick out of his sheath.  Probing and stabbing at her at various speeds.  She gasps and giggles under him, “Oooohh…  Yeeaahhh…  Here we go…  MMmmm…  Goo oonnnn!”

The dog tries for a little while without success before Zoe appears in the shot behind her boy, dropping to her knees and reaching in between his hindlegs, under our guest, to take hold of his cock (out of the camera’s view).  As she’s leaning in, she’s looking to the side, up into our camera, smiling, “This is new for him…  He’s only fucked me before…  First time with a new slut…” – as she says ‘slut’ she jerks forward a little, Jess squeals, “YEESSSS!”, and the dog begins to thrust extra hard.

Jess’s second dogfuck has begun!

The beast’s thrusts are ragged, uneven and superfast…  The enthusiasm of youth. One of his hind-paws rising up and scraping down the outside of Jess’s thigh as he hammers into her.  On the receiving end, our guest looks like she’s enjoying this fuck more than the first – the way she keeps smiling no matter how hard he’s thrusting, even though we can tell she’s in pain from his cock and his claws.  She’s grunting and gasping, “UUhHH..  GGGAAAA…  MMMMNNNN…”

After a very brief fuck, which seems even briefer because of the single camera set-up, the dog pulls up even closer against her behind, wrapping his front legs even tighter around her middle.  Closer than close.  Buried inside her and holding himself in place.

The camera moves closer and drops down behind her, and Zoe lifts her dog’s tail to give a clear view of his cock in her pussy, her lips spread into an oval – parted, showing off the base of the knot, locked inside.  In the top of the frame, his arsehole is puckering, swelling and shrinking.  A brown wink for each shot of hot dog spunk that is being shot up inside our guest.

From out of shot, we can hear Jess gasping and moaning, struggling to form words… Then we hear Zoe commenting, “I’m feeling a bit jealous…  That that she’s getting fucked…  That it’s my boy…  I never expected to share ‘im…”  Dennis flips the camera up from the bitch’s rear end, to look at his granddaughter, who’s smirking despite what she’s just said.  Then he swings back onto the pussy shot – watching the twitching, throbbing mess of sex – of dog and woman merged.

Dennis moves his camera from this sloppy, wet, glistening shot, around the side of his guest, and down to a close-up of her face.  Mouth open, breathing hard, sweaty – but still smiling through it all.  He asks, “You okay?” – and she turns her head slightly toward us, letting the smile grow a little, and nods a little.

We hold on her for a moment longer, with Dennis about to ask another question, when…

Jess grimaces and shifts in position, then lets out a long, quite loud growl…  Our host obviously realises what’s going on because he makes a quick move, blurring the image as he tries to get from the shot of her face back to her pussy before he misses it…

Then we’re back looking at her pussy and the back of her thighs, the dog’s legs shifting, his cock already freed from her snatch, hanging down, looking heavy…  Dog spunk dribbling from her hole, which is gaping slightly.  We can just about make out that her legs are shaking slightly…

The dog dismounts, his paws scraping over the base of her spine and her buttocks as he twists around and pushes away. Dennis tracks him with the camera as he stumbles away, big cock hanging down between his hindlegs – then swings back to look at that wet, pink pussy, as it continues to drip on the floor between her knees.  He pulls back to reveal more of his guest, now collapsed further forward against the couch, breathing hard.  Her glasses are slipped forward down her eyes, her hair messed up, her face sweaty and red.

From behind the camera, he asks, “Was that better?” – then before she is able to gather her breath and thoughts, adding, “Did you like having the knot in you?”

Jess answers as if she’s in a dream, her face down, cheek against the cushion, “MMmmmmm…  Yeessss…  It was grrrrrreatt…” – her eyes are closed and she is smiling as she remembers that very recent, very intense feeling.

We hold on her as she rests, then adds, “It wasn’t long, was it?  It felt like was going to last forever – but it wasn’t long, was it…?”

We hear Zoe, also off camera, comment, “About a minute…  ‘E’s getting better…  He tied for about five minutes the other day…  I could barely walk afterward!”

There’s a little laughter from her and her grandfather, and Jess cracks a wider smile. “Sounds like heaven!”

Dennis doesn’t take the camera of his guest as he makes his next offer… “If you really, really want a long tie…  A really good knottin’…  There is one more experience I can offer you…”

Jess pushes herself up a little on her elbows, turning her face straight to the camera, her smile turning quizzicle.

We cut to a wide shot of the room – apparently being filmed by Zoe now, because our guest is kneeling in the middle of the floor, and Dennis is standing by the door with his hand on the handle.

He raises his voice, announcing the presence of a legend like he did in the old days.  “

Ladies present, family and friends, and all the viewers at ‘ome…  I give to you, the Beast from the East-End ‘imself…  ‘E’s a lover, not a biter…  Ten years old and still going strong…  The one, the only, Casanova tha Third…”

He opens the door and a slightly wider Doberman enters – his dark hair greying under his chest, jaw and behind his legs.  He looks a little tired but still magnificent, as he sidles rather than skips into the room.

Jess looks unbelievably happy to see him, “Oh my God…  It’s really him!”

The dog looks around as he enters, and walks over to our guest at his own pace.  Keen, but not excited.

She reaches out to great him, and he immediately rises up, planting his front paws on her outstretched arms, weighing her down and tipping her forward toward him.  She fights to support him, saying, “I’ve seen alllll your videos…” and laughing a little.  Casanova continues to paw at her outstretched hands, her shoulder and moving around to her side, less interested in small talk than in getting her into position.

We’re focused in on them now, ignoring Dennis who is now off camera – but we can still hear him, “Get into position…  ‘E doesn’t need any foreplay… ‘E’s always ready…”

Hearing this, Jess lets out a little laugh, “I bet he is…” – then immediately turns away from him, and adds, “Me too!” – then leans forward from her knees, dropping her elbows to the floor, raising her arse into the air – presenting it to the old dog, who barely pauses before pushing forward and rising up over her rear end.

She’s looking to the side, right into the camera, wincing slightly – but clearly happy – as Casanova shows his experience, taking hold roughly around her middle, pulling himself tight to her, arching his back, hindlegs staggering a little around her legs, pumping at his prick at her pussy…  It only takes a couple of quick probing thrusts before he buries himself in her.  She lets out a sharp gasp, her eyes wide behind her spectacles…  “AAARRHHHH!” – it sounds equal parts painful and satisfying…  And then the animal is into his flow.  A fast, hard, short thrusting pounding…

It’s only 15 seconds worth – and she’s looking into the camera the whole time, smiling despite the constant discomfort that comes with dogsex.  The claws against hr flesh, the weight on her back, the size of that tool in her twat…  Then he’s pulled up tight and he’s not moving anymore – and her mouth is wide, but silent…  Shock…  Awe…  The open mouth turns into a smile, then back to a wince, then a smile again as she finds her words, “OOhhhh Gaaaaadddd!”

“’as that dirty bugger knotted you already?”  Laughs Dennis from off camera.

We cut to a rear shot, with the camera now low, looking up between the dog’s hindlegs, and Jess’s pale thighs.  Casanova’s cock buried deep into her twat – his knot stretching out her flesh.  His arsehole winking and as swells and shrinks, puckering for the camera.  We watch for a moment, listening to Jess gasping and letting out low moans in time with the winking of the dog’s arsehole.  Occasional gasps of, “I love it…” and “Yessss…”

The camera moves away from her rear, out to a side angle as Dennis changes the angle, making sure we can see our guest’s slim body in profile, the dog on her back, the clash between her smooth, pale flesh, and his rough, dark hair.  We can see her smiling through it, clearly in pain, clearly loving every second.  Breathing hard, moaning soft.  Whispering, “MMmmmm” and “I love it”…

This boy knows how to conserve energy – fuck hard and knot fast, then just take a rest on your bitch’s back whilst you empty your balls into her cunt.

“You getting jealous, Zoe..?” Asks Dennis, whipping the camera up from his guest and the dog, to look at his twenty-something granddaughter, who looks up from the action, smiles and nods.

He flips the camera back down onto the action – although nothing much is happening, because the dog is just holding close and draining into his bitch.  We move closer to her, looking right into her face as she looks right back.  She might not be cumming, but she seems to be in heaven.  Mouth slightly open, half smiling, eyes almost closed.  Breathing hard, but under controlled.  Still moaning softly. “There’s soooo much…  It’s sooooo hot…”

Dennis whispers, “Do you like it?”

The answer is obvious from everything we’ve seen and heard, but she confirms, “Yesss…  I love it….  I love it…”

The camera shakes as Dennis gets back up to his knees and crawls around behind his guest to film the cock in cunt action.  Watching how wide her pussy lips are spread.  How strained her flesh looks…  How wet everything is.  The endless winking of the dog’s arsehole, the bulge of her pussy as the knot throbs inside her.

Jess’s moans and the dog’s fast breathing are still the soundtrack for the action, but we can also hear Dennis talking to himself from behind the camera, “Thaaaaaat’s beautiful…”

We hold on the knot for longer than normal.  The lack of camera options means we couldn’t show a longer pounding, but it frees up time for us to watch the tie.  Nothing much happens, but we get the chance to really soak up how big that knot is, how much cum is being squirted into our guest, how much it hurts, and how much she loves it.

We hear Zoe asking, “Can you feel his cum inside?” – and Jess’s “Yes” reply, followed by Zoe’s knowing, “It’s the best, isn’t it?” – and another “Yes” from our guest.

Our vision is interrupted for a moment as another dog’s head moves between the camera and the pussy/cock action.  Dennis laughs, “Romeo, you silly bugger…  Out of the way, your dad’s on the job…”

Then we hear Zoe laughing, “They’re all in now…”

Still operating the camera, Dennis stands up, the angle of the shot changing as he steps back to let us see the whole scene.  Casanova is still mounted on his bitch and locked into her snatch, but his son Romeo and grand-son Brad Spit are both shuffling around the room, sniffing as the old dog, and the young bitch, making moves toward Zoe, tails wagging, mouths open.  Dennis comments, “Ive got an idea…  Special treat…” and he puts the camera down, at which point the screen goes black.

After a second, the image returns, but it’s a different shot.  Jess is still on hands and knees, the Doberman on her back, but the younger dogs are now standing infront of her on either side of Zoe, who is on her knees.  The boys are facing away from our guest, their rear ends facing Jess.  Zoe has got them both hard, and has their stiff cocks pushed back between their hindlegs, pointing at the spectacled red face of the girl from Preston.

The smile that’s rarely left Jess’s face, is wider than ever,  as she edges forward to take a cock in her mouth…  Sucks it for a few seconds, then pulls her head back and switches to the other.  Her lips sealing around it as she bounces her face forward against it.  Then back to the first, leaving a line of saliva drooping from the tip.  Sucking, moaning, loving it…  Then going back to the other one.

Zoe comments, “She loves it….  Ohhhh, dirty slut!” – as if we needed to be told.

Jess is moving from cock to cock, back and forth, keeping her mouth open when it’s empty.  Her lips and tongue glistening.  She’s moaning her happiness the whole time, still pushing her pussy back against the beast on her back as she sucks.  She’s in dogslut heaven…  Three Doberman cocks, all for her.

From behind the camera, Dennis reminds us (and Jess) that, “Only ever had 3 men in your life…” – pausing as she looks up without pausing, smiling around a dog cock.  Dennis continues, “And now you’ve ‘ad three dogs in an afternoon…”

Our guest lets out a long moan of satisfaction as she thinks about what he’s just said.  The depravity exquisite.  She isn’t a slut, she’s a nice girl, but she’s become overcome by the perversion.  She can’t help herself.  Hungrily sucking one dog cock, then the other.  Zoe makes sure that whichever cock isn’t being sucked is aimed at Jess’s face.  Letting them both squirt on her face, droplets of jism on her glasses.  Offering constant encouragement to, “Suck you dirty bitch!” and “Swallow that dirty doggy spunk!”

We’re so busy watching the blow-jobs that we almost forget that Casanova is still in her pussy.  We’re only reminded when Jess lets out a gasp and stops sucking either cock for a moment as she is pulled back by the old boy pulling free and dismounting.  Then she’s right back into sucking.

Casanova knows a good thing when he sees it, and he walks around to where his boys are, infront of the bitch, and stands next them, ready to be added to the rotation – it’s the best proof you’ll ever see that these dogs like having their cocks sucked!

Dennis moves closer, dropping down beside his boy and flipping his big cock back between his legs so our slutty guest can take him in her mouth.  She seems to savour this one more than the others – her flavour still all over him…  Then she’s back to Romeo, then onto Brad Spit… Three Doberman cocks in and out of her mouth, back and forward, one after another.  Her face drenched with cum.  She keeps going, one to the next to the next, then back along the line.  At one point she pauses to gasp, “Oh God, I could do this all night…” then she’s back to sucking.

We watch the triple blow-job for a minute, noting that Jess is slowing down, pausing longer between cocks – allowing the jism to splash against her face, or into her open mouth.  Still smiling, but beginning to look tired.  Catching her breath along with all of that doggy cum…  She still takes turns, but they are slower.  She’s holding the cock in her mouth rather than sucking on it…  Then the next…  Then back to the first.

We hear Dennis comment, “Lucky dogs!”

And Zoe comment, “Lucky bitch!”

And then, as Jess breaks into a broad cum soaked grin, we fade out on the action.

We fade back in a second later, but ten minutes has passed in the room.  The dogs have all stumbled away to clean themselves, and Jess is now back up on her feet, looking exhausted and elated.  Her face glistening, her hair and make up messed up.  We doubt she can see through her cum-covered spectacles.  She’s catching her breath, running her hands over her small breasts, over her belly, over the scratches the various dogs have left on her hips, belly and thighs.

From off camera, we hear Zoe asking, “Well then, Jessie…  Was that the best experience of your life?”

Jess looks into the camera, answering with her expression and a heavy breathing nod.

The camera moves from Jess to the door of the room, as Dennis re-enters the room (we didn’t even know he’d left), calling out that he has one last surprise for her.  He’s carrying a tiny puppy – which he brings over to her.

“The son of Romeo…  I fink you’ve earned ‘im…  If we can broadcast this…”  He nods toward the camera, then he nods down to the puppy, “…  You can have this!”

Jess steps forward toward him, her smile confirming that this footage can be broadcast, and takes the puppy from our host.

“He’s beautiful…”  She coos.  “Ooooohh…  I can’t wait ;til he’s old enough to fuck!” and then a little laugh.  She’s gone from looking at the cutest little puppy, right to thinking about sex.

She holds him up infront of her so she can admire his fat little belly and his tiny little sheath…  And as she holds him up, and we watch her admiring him, he suddenly pisses all over her – like puppies do.  Rather than disgusting her, she seems amused, aroused even.  She doesn’t lower him, she raises him higher and tips her head back, letting his piss hit her face and her tits below that, opening her mouth to catch some.  As he finishes (he only pissed for a few seconds), she laughs, “OOooohhh…  I could get used to this…”

As she laughs she lowers the puppy to her chest and hugs him to her piss-soaked boobs, love and lust in her eyes – and we fade out on another successful dogsex debut.

After a moment, white letters begin to type onto the screen, telling us that, “Jess says that her dogsex debut has changed her life exactly as she hoped it would. She is 100% committed to her new lifestyle and is currently training her little friend up to be her life-partner.”

A video image fills the middle of the screen – hand-held, sefly-style, of Jess wearing a thin summer dress, sitting on the grass in the middle of a public park, grinning and laughing, deep dimples in her cheeks showing how happy she is as the playful, and fast growing, Doberman puppy, bounces around her, looking anything but sexual…

A second caption appears at the bottom of the screen advising that, “Whilst she has been unable to train the young puppy to fuck her so far – she has managed to teach him one trick…”

As we watch that video, Jess lays down, pushing her small chest forward, adjusting the front of the dress so we can just about see her boobs, and then puts her head back.  She waits a second as the excited dog skips over to her and cocks his leg infront of her, releasing a stream of fresh urine onto her chest – soaking her dress, which sticks to her tits, turning transparent where it is soaked.  She manages to keep the image in frame even as the dog shafts and the last part of the squirt hits her in the face, some of it going into her wide-open smiling mouth.

The shot ends with the dog staggering away to play some more, whilst our guest flops over onto her back – the face wet, glasses covered with little beaded drips of canine urine, and her dress plastered to her chest.  She’s breathing hard and smiling again – and we know she’s got years of fun ahead of her…  So we fade out on another show.

This week’s show begins with us looking across a wide residential street toward a row of old terraced houses – tall and thin, with high angled rooftops.

On the corner of the street, a larger building stands on its own. Brown brick and occasional windows, but the same steeply angled rooftops, with chimney stacks and large white letters on one wall that read “THE CORNER HOUSE HOTEL”.

The scene is obscured by huge white letters that fill the screen, telling us that we are in, “TAUNTON, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we close in on the entrance, moving toward the stone steps that lead up to the entrance…

And then we’re inside the pub, moving into one of the large, old-school bars. Leather booths and high tables, dirty carpets and shabby customers… Then over to the bar where we see our host – who looks so sharp and clean compared to everything else here. Her red mini-dress hugs tight to her amazing body – great legs, firm arse, flat belly, big (fake) tits… And then that all-American square-jaw, beautiful face and blonde hair…

She turns to welcome us with the kind of big smile only our American cousins can do, then launches into her introduction – attractive the attention of several patrons who look up from their beers and copies of The Sun.

“Hi there, pet-fans… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and I’ve come all the way from the U-S-of-A, to find British ladies and convert them to the way of the beast… This week I’m in Taunton in Devon, to meet a larger-than-life lady, who wants to meet a larger-than-life beast, for some decidedly dirty deeds!”

We turn away from her to look behind the bar, where we see a brutal looking middle-aged woman looking in our direction… She’s a big girl, with long blonde, greasy-looking hair, strong features and pale skin. Wearing a white blouse, which is tight enough to let us see her chunky body, and unbuttoned far enough to show off her copious, soft (and tattooed) cleavage. From the way she’s looking at us, smiling as we look at her, we can tell that she clearly doesn’t give a fuck, is not at all self-conscious about her looks, and is proud of what she wants to do…

She looks our host up and down as if she’s thinking ‘I’d snap you in half’, and then introduces herself in a broad west-country accent, full of fun and games, and clearly very confident.

“Hii… My name is Tricia Cunningham… My friends call me Trish, and the boys call me Cunt… I’m from Taunton… I’m a fantastic 53-year-old, and I’ve been a proud slut all of my life!”

We cut to a wider shot, with Jenna on our side of the bar, leaning sideways so we can see her clearly as she addresses our guest.

Tricia, behind the bar, is pulling pints and mixing occasional soft drinks, turning away mid-interview to serve customers. As rough and filthy as she looks, she’s very pleasant to all of them, and her friendly tone also extends to us as she gives her story. As she’s interviewed, she frequently smiles – a crooked, but genuine smile. She’s clearly right where she wants to be…

Jenna raises her microphone, then launches into her pre-fuck interview, “So tell me, Tricia… Why does a ‘nice girl’ like you, want to have sex with a huge animal?”

Tricia isn’t shy, and she’s not subtle either. “I fucking LOVE sex… And I don’t care who I fuck… And I don’t care who knows about it… I just love ‘avin’ a big cock in me… The bigger the better… The dirtier the better… And everyone I know, knows that… I talk about it at work, all the time…”

We cut away to Jenna nodding along with her guest’s answer. She has no need to prompt because Tricia barely pauses to catch a breath.

We’re back to the buxom slut as she continues matter-of-factly, “Everyone at the pub knows I mean it… I fuck anyone who asks… I can’t say no…” She turns away to serve a couple of young men, who look scared stiff as she leans forward to them, giving them a close-up of her deep cleavage.

We cut back to her talking again, “I love watching filth… Especially if there’s other people around watching it too… I love watching it with guys… Hearing them joke about it, but knowing they’re all horny as fuck… So Sunday nights, when UK of Zoo is on, I always make sure that even if I’m not working, I’ll be here to watch it on the big screen with all the dirty bastards here…”

Jenna nods, fully understanding the joy of watching porn with strangers.

We’re back to Tricia as – barely pausing, before adding, “They keep asking when I’m going to be on it, because they know I’m a dirty bitch…” She laughs again, then continues, “And I keep thinking how sexy it would be… Especially when I see the close-ups of those huge bloody cocks… So I thought to myself…” She pauses, turning away to take an order from an old farmer type.

“Two pints and…” he looks over toward Jenna and the camera crew. “I guess you’re doin’ it then…” He doesn’t appear to be surprised.

Tricia nods as she begins to pull the pints, confirming, “Yes I am… And I’m going for the big prize! A fucking horse for me!” – she looks like this is an achievement.

As she puts the first pint on the bar, the old farmer nods and smirks. “I pity that bloody horse… ‘E won’t know what’s hit him!” – and both he, and our guest, laugh at the thought.

We cut back to our host, smiling at the exchange… Then we’re back to the interview, watching Tricia’s wide smile spreading wider and wider as she talks. “So… I applied to be on the United Kingdom of Zoo to try out the biggest cock of them all… I want to get fucked by a horse!”

She pauses, as if this is a surprise announcement despite having already stating it a couple of times, then leans toward our camera, her face coming up close, and gives the lens a kiss.

“Come on then, makes a dirty slut’s dirty dreams cum true, eh?”

And we freeze on her looking excited and trying hard to be sexy… And then we mix through to an establishing shot of large black horse, mixing from Tricia’s wide face, to the horse’s long face… It’s our amazing sexy equine superstar, Klik-Bait. A failed race-horse who’s found his true calling as a slut-fucking stallion!

We pull back to a wider shot to show that the giant beast is standing in a large indoor horse-ring. His huge muscles rippling under his shiny short-haired coat of black hair, looking around in our direction as if he’s trying to figure out why we’re here…

After taking a second to admire the sheer size of the beast, we pull back and swing away from him to find our guest on the other side of the ring…

She’s removing her blouse and laughing as she looks back over toward the horse… It might be sexist, weightist, and non-pc, but we have to say – she’s not the prettiest sight… Her wide, soft body is covered with low quality tattoos and occasional scrawled messages “CUNT” and “COCK LOVER” are visible in her belly… Her boobs are big, heavy and hanging soft in the cups of her bra, and also heavily inked with cheap tattoos.

We pull back to reveal Jenna, watching as her guest strips, her face twisted in an unimpressed look of disgust – more at the tattoos than the body itself. “Classy!”

Then cut back to the stripping guest as she talks direct to camera… “I can’t wait to get started… He won’t know what’s hit him!” as she unzips her trousers, pulling them down a little then letting them fall around her thick legs to the dirty floor – letting us see more ugly tattoos on her thick thighs and heavy buttocks.

She stands on the legs of the jeans and pulls her feet up – left, then right, until she manages to get them off. She doesn’t seem concerned that she’s stamping them into the dirt – she’s got other things on her mind.

She’s left in an unimpressive bra and panty set – white lace, heavy underwiring.

We cut back to look at Klik-Bait again. The big horse snorting and shuffling, muscles twitching.

Then we’re back to our guest as she reaches up behind her back to unhook her bra, letting it fall away, her heavy boobs sagging and swinging free, the large nipples pierced with thick gold rings… She smiles again, and nods toward the horse as she asks, “Has ‘e ever had a woman like me before?”

There’s a brief pause, then the stable girl calls out, “He’s had all kinds of sluts… You’re nothin’ special!”

This makes Jenna gasp and laugh in one cackle, but doesn’t phase Tricia at all, she laughs “We’ll see!” as she pulls her panties down to reveal a clean-shaven minge, with more tattoos and multiple gold rings through her labia.

We cut to a wide angle shot of the big blonde striding confidently over the ring to the horse. Unlike pretty much every other woman we’ve had on the show, she doesn’t appear to have any nerves or fears about approaching the horse – she genuinely can’t wait to get her hands on him!

We focus in on Klik Bait – taking in the full majesty of this huge beast. The muscles, the shiny black coat. The power. Nothing about him indicates that this blonde slut either interests or scares him until she gets a little closer…

She’s all but skipping across the room to him, her long blonde hair bouncing along behind her… And the big horse clip-clops a little as he shifts around, perhaps unnerved by the speed and confidence of her approach – but he stays where he is, letting her place both hands on his neck, even if he does raise his head well away from her…

We move around from behind her to the side, so that we can see her standing infront of her lover-to-be, looking up at him… She’s breathing hard, her soft boobs rising and falling as she tries to stay calm… Her big puffy nipples standing proud, distorting the whole shape of her tits.

She reaches up to pat his neck, stepping in a little closer, calming him…

She moves around, along his side, running her hand over his huge muscles, stroking his neck and then his shoulder, along his back, then down his side… Turning away from him and leaning back against his side, arms wide, putting on a show for the camera…

“OOooohhh – I can’t fucking wait to have all of this…” She states with great pride and clear excitement. “I’m going to fuck a horse!”

She holds the pose for a while, giving us a full frontal, showing off her ‘striking’ body as she rubs her back and hair against the huge animal… Pouting toward us, posing… Continuing her dialogue, “Huge fucking beasts all for myself!” as she turns her head to look over her shoulder at his flank, then dropping down to a crouch so she can look over her shoulder and look under his belly to see that heavy sheath and what looks like a fist-sized cock hanging down from his belly.

She reaches under his belly, slipping her fingers under the leathery sheath that holds his organ… Rubbing it back and forth, waking the prick inside – and stroking it some more as it begins to spring into life, slipping out, inch after inch. Moving her hand off the sheath, onto the shaft, up and down it… Her fingers around the shaft. Jerking it as she commentates, “I can’t wait to get this big fucker into my fucking mouth..!”

She’s not willing to wait another minute, bending forward, dropping her head down to the level of the horse’s belly, then straining to get under him – at the same time, she’s pulling the end of his cock over toward her mouth… Licking her lips as she gets closer, then sticking her tongue out to try and meet his meat… Not quite making it…

She leans in closer, edging sideways toward the beast, under him – pulling that huge cock closer to her face… Then lowering her head to it, tongue out again, almost laughing with excitement as she smears the flat of her tongue over the big head of the cock. Pulling back long enough to look up at our camera, showing how proud she is of what she’s doing, saying “Cock-licker!”

She gets back to work – opening her mouth wide enough to take the edge of the tip of the cock between her lips, kiss-sucking it – making sounds that suggest this is like a fine wine… Slipping her tongue out against the lick it, to slide her tongue over the tip – the tip of her tongue over (and into) the small urethra hole. Flicking in and out, back and forth… Then smiling again, croaking “Horse tastes good!” – and leaning in again to wrap her mouth around more of it… Forcing her lips around the soft tip… Sucking it gently – her eyes widening, genuine joy filling her features… She’s where she wants to be… Sucking a horse cock!

She works it for a little while, flicking her eyes up to the camera as she works. Her mouth is straining, but we can tell that she’s smiling, almost laughing as she sucks and slurps. She’s a noisy sucker.

We cut to a wider angle so we can see her bending forward, away from us, under the horse, her big pale arse toward us. Not the best thing we’ve ever seen on the show…

Moving closer and around a little, we’re looking under her as she bends forward under the horse, her big tits hanging down and swaying a little as she sucks on that giant cock.

She occasionally breaks off from the action to look into the camera and tell us that she’s a, “Dirty slut! I love it… I love sucking horse cock!” and laughing like a demon before pushing the cock back into her mouth, her hands working the shaft, wanking him toward her face as she sucks noisily. “Mmmmm!”

After a little more sucking she pulls away from him – looking around then stepping just out of shot to grab hold of a (pre-prepared) bale of straw… She drags it over under the huge beast, and then shuffles it under him, pushing it with her knees as she twists under his wide belly… Once in place, she drops down onto it, leaning back to rest on the bale as she slips between it and the beast, the height of the straw meaning that her pussy is at the perfect height for the horse’s pre-sucked, nicely slick dick…

She reaches up to adjust her hair, drawing the long blonde locks back and over the edge of the bale so it hangs down neatly. She’s not a particularly attractive woman, but she still wants to look her ‘best’… Then she angles her pelvis up toward the cock, spreading her legs wider and raising them (as best she can) on either side of his body. If only he was wearing a saddle – she could hook her feet into the stirrups! Missionary style with a horse…

With the bail to support her she has both hands free to reach down between her thighs, grab the horse’s cock and steer it toward her waiting crotch – shuffling forward on her back to bring her pussy closer to the magnificence… “Come on then, let’s get this cock in me…”

We move in close to watch as she pulls the fleshy end of the cock up against her wet hole, mashing the lips around, twisting her hips to angle the edge of the head between her labia, and then twisting the other way to try and push the end in… Not quite managing it, the head being so big and awkward to deal with – she rubs it against her pussy a little more, and then tries again…

It takes three or four attempts, with her breathing getting increasingly laboured, gasping, “Come on… Come oooooooooonnnnn!” before she manages to get it in, at which point she immediately begins to moan, “Ohhhhh…”

Once inside, the horse helps with a little shuffle… Little for the horse, but it results in around six inches of his shaft being thrust into our guest’s cunt. It’s just one stroke, he doesn’t repeat it, but it’s enough to make Tricia scream – a combination of pain, shock and sheer delight. “AAAAHHHHHHH-OOOOWWWWWWW… WWWWOOOOWWWW!”

And then she’s got her hands up against his wide belly, and she’s bucking her hips up against his member, forcing a couple of inches in and out of her, her pussy flesh being dragged around by the sheer size of the invading phallus. One hand still against the shaft, blocking our view a little as she holds it in position whilst she speeds up her pelvic grinding, moaning a satisfied sounding series of “OOOhhhhh-OOOOOaaaaaahhhhh-AAAAaaahhhhh”

We move to her face – a wide-eyed, wide-mouthed look of amazement as she rides the cock deeper into her cunt… Not so lost in the moment that she doesn’t remember to look up into the camera and snarl, “Ohh… Fucking this horse cock… Taking it… Deee-eeep, in my cunt…” Trying to look like a bad girl, but struggling to look like she’s not out of her depth.

We cut back to the low angle, watching that horse cock sliding deee-eeeep into her cunt, her flesh tight around his shaft… She’s still doing all of the work – his only task is to stay hard, and he’s doing a great job of that!

The camera lifts to look over her quivering belly, shivering boobs, and to her face – her head raised, looking down toward her pussy, watching that big cock sinking into her snatch… The tone of her voice rising higher and higher as she uses him, “OOoooohhhhh… It’s sooooo biiiiig… I caaaannn’t beliiiiieeeeevvveee iiiiit…”

She brings her hands down from his body and against her boobs as she continues to grind against the horse’s tool – her dialogue non-stop, “Biiiiig… Mmmmmmmmm… I love it… Mmmmmmm…” – twisting her hips, rolling her pelvis, working that cock in and out – only a couple of inches, but it’s more than enough for her. Keeping a good pace – steady… Clearly enjoying it…

A brief cutaway to our American host, standing to the side of the action, watching on – her mouth hanging a little open. She turns to the camera and notes, incredulously, “I’ve never seen anyone take a horse cock so easily…”

Back to our guest, twisting and writhing under the horse, taking that cock deep, breathing harder and harder – boobs rising and falling, hands cupped over them, holding them, squeezing…

“Oh God… Oh my God… Oh God…” Over and over.

Her body shaking – legs, belly, chest – hands on chest – all shivering under the strain of riding under that horse – of holding his fat shaft inside…

As she pleasures herself on him, using him… He seems to start enjoying it… Twitching and shuffling – his hoofs clip-clopping as she shuffles over her… Making that cock jerk a little inside her… A little for him, a lot for her… Making her gasp, and let out an even louder, “GODD!”

His sudden ‘participation’ makes her rock and push a little harder… Her breathing ragged… Hands off her big tits and up onto his huge chest… Holding him…

The Oh-God’s turning to squeaks… Squeals… Gasps… As she tries to control herself, her breathing… Hands down off his chest and onto her’s again, squeezing her little tits, fingers digging in… Shaking harder… Sweating… Gasping louder, “I’m cummin’… I’m cummin’…”

The horse is into it… Our guest is into it… The timing appears to be almost perfect…

He shuffles again, and the movement – his rippling muscles, his size, the threat – driving her forward… Her cunt, well-used over the years and loose to any man she fucks, it tight for this huge beasts, squeezing his shaft…

You can’t underestimate the size of a horse’s cock, or the way it feels inside you… The heat… The pulsing… Or the effect of having something as huge as a horse standing over you… The feeling of his heart thumping over her, and the whoosh of her breathing so close above her. And when that fucking thing moves…

Soaking up all of this stimulation – the size, the heat, and the knowledge that the horse wants to fuck her – she’sflopping against the straw bale under him, there’s virtually nothing she can do to escape the position, she’s trapped in a position of extreme stimulation – turning red, nearing hyperventilation…

And then our horse jerks a little again – just once – a short, hard stab… His cock shifts maybe four inches into her… Enough to almost rearrange her insides, but not quite… The shock enough to put her over the edge…

Her arms and legs shake – lifting her feet on either side of him, hands dropping to her chest, then slipping off to the side, and all of a sudden, she’s virtually singing, a long high-pitched squeal turning into a hum… Gasping so fast that the words run into one another, “Oh-God… Gooooooooood… He’s-cum-in-me… I-can-feel-his-cum-in-me…”

Hyperventilating, the veins standing up in her neck, her face turning red – the knowledge of the horse’s ejaculation sending her for another orgasm of her own, shaking under him, and then flopping. Arms and legs dropping, head flopping back over the edge of the bale.

We cut back to a wider angle to watch the horse standing over her, his huge cock buried in her but not moving… Her legs hanging down, her arms bent, hands on tits, nipples pinched tight – but just held, not moved around… Her head hanging back, blonde hair hanging down over the edge of the bale… The crew standing around them, getting as much close-up footage of horse-cock in human-pussy, and of her reaction to it… Some time has passed since she stopped twisting her pelvis against the meat, just a couple of minutes, but long enough…

Then we’re back to a close-up of her pussy – the passage of time has allowed for the cock to slowly soften and reduce in size – and as we watch, we see it slowly flop anti-climactically out of her snatch… A good measure of grey horse jism running out of her hole, running down the crack of her big arse and under her onto the hay bale.

And she’s left there, on her back, out of breath – completely fucked out – but smiling – still pinching her nipples hard.

We cut to a shot of her sitting on the floor, on her bottom, a few meters away from the horse… His cock now almost hidden, her hand down between her thighs – fingers playing with the grey-goo as it continues to leak from her sloppy cunt. She looks exhausted and elated, smiling as she looks up at the horse, who is happily ignoring her.

Jenna is crouching to the side of our guest, looking almost as if she’s trying to stay out of reach in case the larger lady tries to grab her. She repeats her earlier comment, this time directly to her guest, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman take a horse cock as easily as you did… That’s some pussy you have there!”

Tricia laughs, then sighs, “You can come over ‘ere and try it if you want… You’d get your little fist in there nicely!”

Jenna almost shuffles backwards, shaking her head and smiling, “I don’t think I’d touch the sides… And I’d be worried about falling in!” – and BOTH women laugh about the size and condition of the older woman’s cunt.

Tricia speaks over the laughter, “Yeah… It takes a lot to fill this thing… Ha ha…”, and then twisting toward the horse behind them, calling out, “You were the best lover I’ve ever ‘ad… You made me feel full for the first time in decades!! Thank you..!” And she means it!

And on that note, we fade out for another show.

We fade in on a narrow band of phone camera video footage of Tricia, back behind the bar at the pub, her big tattooed tits almost spilling out of a low cut top as she serves drinks and talks to patrons. We hear her telling one of them, “I’ve had six dogs, two pigs…” She holds up her little finger and wiggles it, then continues, “And three ‘orses… I want to try a donkey, and there was a bloke in last week who says he’s got an alpaca… I don’t even know what an alpaca is, but I want to fuck it!” She laughs.

On that note, having confirmed that our guest is a fully engaged member of the UK of Zoo population, we fade out for another week – hoping that we’ll have a cutie next time – because this flabby, tattooed slut has been a challenging wank!

We open this week’s show with a shot of a foliage covered wall, panning from the wall to see a narrow road with double yellow lines on both sides, and a small, covered walkway with leaves and vines hanging from it above the road… All is quiet save for the occasional bird tweet and distant sounds of traffic as we move forward under the green canopy of the walkway to look into a large square of five and six level apartments, rendered in light grey, with large square windows that indicate it was constructed in the late 60s or early 70s when concrete was king.

Between the apartment buildings there’s a square of grass, surrounded by trees and six-foot-high wall in the same brick/render as the apartments. We pass a sign on the wall that reads, “Mountbatten Square”.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in, “WINDSOR, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades as we move into the grassed area in the middle of the square – all is quiet until… The short, hairy, ape-like shape of our most bizarre host appears to drop from a near-by tree, landing in an ungraceful heap on the grass, then getting up, slightly discombobulated, turning to face us and scampering forward like a big child – a huge smile on his monkey face. Cro-magnon brow, wide (broken) nose, and big teeth – it’s the one and (thankfully) the only, Jake ‘The Animal’ Morley… And he’s very happy to be here – welcoming us with a loud, broad Scouse accent that is almost impenetrable…

“Ello, I’m Di Animal… An I’m in Winsa today to meet another dirty mare who wants to fuck a dog!” Pausing briefly, then smiling even wider and confirming, “A fuckin’ dog!” – as if we didn’t hear him the first time.

On that note he reaches out and grabs the camera, pulling us along and spinning us around to face across the grassed area to see our guest approaching…

We’re watching a woman as she walks toward us through the gardens, a fairly hefty golden retriever pulling her along by his leash…

Our first impression of her is big teeth and little tits… Her dark hair is pulled back away from the face and tied into a tight ponytail behind her head, highlighting her almost horse-like mouth, and teeth a member of the Royal Family would be proud of – meanwhile, her black singlet is tight enough to ‘show off’ a pair of boobs a 13-year-old would be ashamed of, and it’s sheer enough that we can see through to her wide areola and pointy nipples. She’s wearing tight (and heavily ripped) denim jeans that show off a nice, but very thin pair of legs that seem to struggle to support her weight as that dog tugs her along…

She allows him to pull her right up to our camera and breaks into a wide, very toothy smile, before introducing herself in a very posh voice, sounding a little dim, but a lot of fun… “Hello… My name’s Natalie Fahmer… I’m 39-years-old, and I’m from Windsor… And I love my doggy, Rupert…”

We cut to a shot of our guest standing next to our over-excited host, looking down at him (she’s not that tall, but he’s really short). She seems quite amused by his demeaner as he hops from foot to foot and almost froths at the mouth as he greets her. “Ello Nat’lee…” He looks down at the dog, then back up at the woman, and clearly can’t comprehend why she’s here, he has to ask – “If you’ve gorra dog, and you wanna fuckit, why d’ye need uz?”

She crouches down next to her pet and puts her arm around him. “Well… I’ve had Rupert for six years… And I’ve love him very much…” She turns her head to the side and pouts, and he reacts by licking her lips, which makes her smile… She opens her mouth a little, letting his tongue slop between her lips as well as over them… Then pulls away and looks back to camera to continue, “… And I would REALLY like to have him fuck me… But I’ve always worried that it would affect our ‘relationship’ if I don’t like it, or if he doesn’t like it – that he won’t understand… That it won’t be what I expect it to be… Or worst of all, that we’ll try it, he’ll love it, I won’t, and I won’t want to do it again, but he will, because that would be so cruel to my little Rupert…” She turns to let him kiss her face again, which he does with great enthusiasm…

She breaks off this second kiss, and looks back to us with a very wet pair of lips, and a shiny chin and nose… She rises back up to her feet so that she’s (more or less) able to talk direct to our host again, “I was hoping… If I’m very lucky… That you could have your dog fuck me, whilst my boy watches… So I can find out if I like it as much as I hope… And hopefully, he can get a few pointers about how to treat a lady!” – she smiles… The kind of smile that suggests she knows what a naughty girl she is… “Not that I’m too much of a ‘lady’…”

Beside her, our strange Scouse host is all but licking his lips, looking confused by her comment, and trying to help her understand… One hand instinctively coming up for an experimental grope of one of her small boobs, which ends with him pinching her nipple, as he confirms, “No, no… Your def-nit-ly a lady…”

She doesn’t try to stop him fondling her boobs, smiling as she lets him touch them, pausing – a quick look off camera to get some advice/direction from one of our crew… Then turns back to our host and asks, “Jakey… Can I fuck your doggy, please?”

Jake stops groping her, his eyes lighting up – he knew that’s why we’d come here, but he had almost forgotten in the excitement of seeing this posh woman, suggesting such dirty desires. He’s nodding a little faster than a normal man would. “Yeah… Yeah… You can do wharreva ya wanwithim…” He’s moved his hand from her small breast to his own crotch, which he is rubbing enthusiastically as he asks, “D’ya wanna do it here?” – he looks around the small gardens, and up at all of the neighbouring apartment buildings with views.

Natalie smiles again, almost laughing, her big teeth on show, then answers, “No… Not here… I’d like to do it in my bedroom, so that Rupert can learn what’s supposed to happen in there!”

We cut to her bedroom, which is as neat and tidy, and classy, as we would expect from a woman like her. The large bed is immaculate, with a smooth quilt stretched flat across it, pillows and cuddly toys piled up against the headboard.

Infront of the bed, our guest is already beginning to undress… Looking up at her own big dog, standing at the foot of her bed, a chain leading from his collar to the foot of the bed, keeping him in position. Then across at Jake, who is standing on the other side of the room with his dog – Kenny, another overweight, long haired golden retriever, as she peels her black singlet up and over her head, revealing those tiny tits of her. More nipple than breast.

She smiles, happy to show her chest off as she moves on to unbuttoning the front of her jeans as Jakes passes comment, “I liccka big per of whazzo titsss, like… But Kenny don’t mind if you ant gorrany!”

She seems amused by his comments rather than offended, pushing the jeans down around her long, very slim legs, then stepped out, almost overbalancing as she pulls her feet free of the legs.

She’s left standing in nothing but her panties, which are snug to her narrow hips and crotch.

Jake can’t control his urges, or his mouth, so we shouldn’t be shocked to hear him ask, “Gowan den, show uz yacunt!” We can see him smiling, amused that he’s said this out loud to a woman and he’s not going to get in any trouble for it!

We’re back our guest as she smiles, her big horsey teeth on show, then slips her panties over her hips, over her bottom, and then down her legs. As she pulls them below her pussy we see that she has the narrowest little strip of pussy hair.

Naked, she’s not the most attractive woman we’ve had on our show – too skinny, no boobs, and that big-horsey-tooth smile.

We pan away from her to look at the bed again, with her boy Rupert at the end of the bed, slowly swishing his tail back and forth, looking confused but happy. Then to the side of the bed, Jake still holding Kenny’s collar, the big beast looking like he doesn’t care how skinny this bitch is, or how big her teeth are. As he pulls against Jake’s grip, we can tell that he just wants to get at her pussy!

Our host lets go of the collar, and urges his boy to, “Gowon son… Fuggabrainsowt!” He almost slobbers with excitement as he sends the beast into action, adding, “Derteeee cunt!”

Kenny hurries over to her, his long tail in the air, wagging. She drops to her knees quickly as he approaches, meeting him with both hands. She shows no fear at all, or nerves, as she leans forward to wrap her arms around his thick neck, pushing her head in beside his, giving us another big smile. Once again, it’s always good to see a woman genuinely happy and excited in this situation – but it’s distracting when her teeth are as big as this.

She’s looking past this dog, toward her own dog, looking at him watching from the end of the bed. As he watches his mistress play with the other dog, he looks confused, perhaps a little defensive, but nothing more. She coos, “Watch and learn, Rupert!” – then turns her attention back to the dog she’s hugging to her tiny chest.

She pulls back from him, dropping to her behind and leaning back, spreading her legs to present that well trimmed pussy, still smiling that distracting smile as she reaches down to rub her pussy – guiding the dog’s snout down there by letting him sniff the pussy smell from her fingers.

Kenny’s long tail speeds up as he drops his head and steps forward to her snatch, his cold nose against her pussy – snorting hard to get a lung full of her scent, then beginning to lick at it…

Natalie jerks like she’s been hit by lightning – she knew it was coming, but the feeling of that warm, wet, tongue slapping over her pussy lips makes her squeal, “FFffaaaaaarrrrkkk!” – bringing both hands up to her face to hide her shame/muffle her yelps. She tries to loosen up, breathing hard… But she’s clearly already on another level of fun…

The beast doesn’t care if she’s enjoying the feeling – all he cares is that he’s enjoying the taste… That bitter wetness… Licking it over and over…

We cut away to look at Jake, who has dropped down to his haunches beside our guest’s dog, has put his arm around it, and is leaning in to talk excitedly to the beast as they watch. Rupert still looks more confused than horny. Jake giggles, “Lookarra! Lookathabitch! See warrees doin… You can dew dat!”

Back to Natalie, who is spreading her knees even wider, tendons in her skinny inner thighs and groin standing out as her body begins to shake under the strain of the pleasurable onslaught. Head back to the bed again, mouth open, lips drawn back to her gums, huge teeth on show… She’s gasping like a fish out of water… Arching her back as the dog licks her… Gasping… Arching… Shivering… Sweating… Squeezing at those little tits, pinching the nipples… Gasping…

The dog licking… Licking and licking…

Hard, fast and eager – tongue sliding deep between her pussy lips… Mashing them around… She raises her head from the bed to look down at him… Shivering… Red in the face… Eyes wide… Huge teeth bared, growling, “OOooooohhh GGggaaaaahhhhhddddd!” and then slapping her head back down onto the floor… Tossing it from side-to side as she cums hard on his tongue… “Shhhhiittt…. OOohhhh Gaaaahhhhddd! Ooooohhhhhh ffaaaahhhhhkkk!”

We watch her gasping and thrashing around, her long skinny legs flopping wide, then her knees coming up on either side of the dog again. The first couple of times don’t bother him, but after the third he suddenly steps back and jumps away from the posh slut. Leaving her on her back, her hands up covering her shiny red face, and for the time being hiding those huge teeth. With Kenny out of the way, we’ve got a clear view of her snatch – and it looks extremely wet, most likely because of the dog saliva that’s all over it, but she’s producing plenty of her own fluids too!

Jake’s labrador prowls around our guest as she recovers, still squeaking and gasping as pleasure continues to roll through her body.

At the foot of the bed, stroking Rupert, Jake continues to offer comments, “Yagorra gerron yernees! Ifya dohn e caaan’t fugya!”, then turning to the dog and telling him, “De udder dog’s gunna fuggah now… Watch… Watch ih!”

Infront of them, Natalie slowly rolls from her behind to her front, gradually regaining her focus, then moving up to and knees, sticking her skinny arse back toward. Beside her, Kenny can tell that this woman will never be more primed and ready for action… Raising his head above the height of her arse, he steps forward, rising up on his hindlegs, his big yellow bulk moving over here, and as he wraps his front paws around her middle, bring her his bulk down on her back.

From this side angle we get a good indication of the size difference – skinny and tall, she is technically bigger than the dog, but in this position, with him standing over her and gripping onto her – and with his body thick and hairy, he’s clearly got her outgunned.

She does her best to support his weight, but her arms are weak, and she’s soon dropped forward to her elbows, which would push her arse further up if her legs were strong enough to support him – as it is, they have spread wider, which has the twin effect of bringing her crotch closer to the floor, and opening her pussy up for the beast… He’s pumping at her rear, the tip of his dick poking out of his sheath, behind her pussy, prodding up against her labia… The intense expectation combines with the fleeting, warm and wet touches of his cock against her flesh, to send her close to another orgasm.

We can hear Jake telling Rupert, “She luvsih… She’s gunna fugya all da tiiiime!”

She lowers her front end even closer to the floor, leaning forward so that her flat chest and the front of her shoulders is against the floor, his neck, her head turned to one side as she begs Kenny to, “Fuck me, doggy! Fuck me now, doggy… Fuck me!” It sounds good coming out of any woman’s mouth – but her girly, posh mouth seems to make it so much dirtier…

Kenny’s thrusts are more miss than hit, with the first few getting nowhere close to penetrating the posh girl, but as she begins to shuffle her rear end around, he soon finds what he’s looking for… Lurching at her, jamming his cock up against her rear… He thumps forward and slots the tip of his rapidly swelling dick into her wet hole… The cock swells even more and he pushes forward right away, the suddenly enhanced penetration making her gasp again…

We cut to a close-up of her face, watching her gritting her big teeth, shaking as the beast pummels her from behind, driving into her as hard and fast as he can manage.

Back to a wide-shot to watch him standing behind her, front paws around her body, hindquarters jagging hard against her buttocks – each thrust rocking her forward, driving her into the floor. She lets out little grunts and gasps throughout.

We cut over to look at Jake again, his arm around our guest’s dog, still sharing tips with the big yellow animal. “Watch… Dissiz whatcha gotta dew! Like dis!”

Then we’re back on the bitch… Her slim thighs struggling to support the weight of the golden retriever on her back, the speed of his thrusts beginning to slow after an intense thirty seconds, but the power and length of each stroke seems to be increasing.

Cut to a close-up of her cunt, looking up between her slim thighs, seeing her snatch wrapped around the glistening shaft of the beast’s bone. Pussy lips flapping around the knot as it pops in and then pulls free with each thrust. The sound of her gasping – each “Aaaahhh” or “OOooooohh” somehow sounding posh. Only a few more thrusts, each more deliberate than the last, and then our dog stands firm over her.

We cut to the side angle, Natalie looking uncomfortable, folded up like an accordion, pushed down against her chest and the side of her face, the dog’s front legs wrapped tight around her middle, his knot swelling up inside her. Straining her flesh. Her posh moaning continuing.

Back with Jake and Rupert, we can see that the dog is trying to stand up and pull away from our host. It’s not clear if he wants to defend his mistress or join in to the action. Jake holds his collar and comments, “Eez cummininer… Loogarrim!! Look… Eezz spunkin up innah!”

We look at the rear end of the lovers… Watching the dog’s thigh muscles tensing, his arsehole puckering and pursing, his balls rising and falling slightly. We know that all of this means that the dog is squirting his hot spunk deep into our guest’s body. Her continued posh moans suggest that she knows it too.

We hold the wide angle for a good twenty seconds… No movement other than the dog’s arsehole and thighs, and his bitch’s heaving chest against the floor as she gasps for air.

Natalie lets out a loud gasp, “Oooohhaaaaaahhhhh!” as the dog shifts on her back, pushing up and twisting to the side, one hindpaw raising to scrape against her buttock and down her thigh as he tries to get purchase to push away from her… She’s being pulled back by his movement, his knot anchored in her pussy, pulling on her pelvis around as he moves. She twists after him, reaching back to grab his tail. Holding tight to try and stop him moving… We have a moment of stillness, with Natalie breathing even harder… Then the dog makes another move – twisting and pulling away from her again. This time her gasp becomes a shout, the poshest, “FUCCCKKK!” you’ll ever hear as the dog’s cock breaks free and swings down under his belly. He lurches off her to the side and staggers away, and she slumps forward even harder against her chest, with her bony arse still up in the air, and we move in for a close-up of her swollen and soaked snatch, with dog semen dribbling from the wet lips.

She shifts her weight so she can reach a hand back between her thighs to rub her fingers over and between her wet labia. She slips a couple of fingers inside, then draws them out – glistening with dog-cum and pussy juices, to show just how wet she is.

Then shifts her weight again, twisting slightly to look back at us and begging, “Can you bring Rupert over?”

Jake scrambles up from his knees to his feet, and we notice that he’s got his cock out and has been playing with it throughout the scene. He hurries her Labrador over to her, “C’mon laaa… Cumanavvago…”

As he reaches his mistress, the dog pauses, drops his head to sniff at her pussy, looks around a little confused as she pulls her hand from between her thighs and slaps the outside of her backside, giving it a little wiggle… Offering herself to him.

He accepts the offer, stepping forward, lifting his front legs off the floor and pulling himself onto her back. Not all the way onto the back, his paws scrape down her sides a little and wrap around her pelvis, his chest on her backside, his sheath hanging heavy under his belly, several inches short of her waiting pussy… He pumps a few times, with her calling, “Good boy.. Gooood boy… Fuck mummy… Fuck… Your… Mum-myyy…”

He tries for a few seconds then pulls back, dismounting, looking a little confused, then drops his head back to her pussy and starts licking again. She’s disappointed that he didn’t penetrate her, but delighted that he’s licking her…
Dismounted, he returns to licking her snatch, cleaning up the other dog’s cum. Natalie gasps louder and longer than with Jake’s dog – clearly reacting to the fact that this is HER doggy licking her cunt. “OOOoohhhhhmmmmmmm… AAAahhhhhhhmmmmm!”

We cut to a close-up of the dog’s tongue on our whore’s snatch, watching it mash her big pussy lips around, then we cut to a close-up of her face – her mouth open, her lips withdrawn and her big teeth exposed as she gasps, making little squeaks as she takes that canine cunnilingus.

We can hear our host urging him on, “Gowon… LIcccckih!” Laughing, then calling, “Deeeehteeee ccccunt!”

We move around behind her, again, watching as the big dog continues to lick her cunt. Turning his head at an angle, pushing his snout in between her thin thighs – slopping his tongue over her lips, and managing to probe it between them too.

Natalie is breathing harder and harder, gasping, her chest swelling and shrinking, ribs sticking out as she appears to be heading toward another dogasm… But she’s reaching back and slapping the side of her thigh and her hip. Gasping, “C’mon boy… Fuck mummy… Fuck mummmyyyy!”

But the dog isn’t interested in mounting her, he’s loving that taste too much, drinking every drop from her. Lowering his shoulders so he can lick up at her pussy from below, twisting his neck to change the angle of his mouth, his tongue slipping out and into the pussy, then the other way and slopping it over her pussy and up the crack of her arse.

Our guest is gasping, “MMmmmmmmooooohhh myyyyy GGaaaawwdddd!”

Jakes calls, “Gowon son… Sheeeez gonnaa cuuuumm!”

We can see her thin legs shaking, her back spasming, her arse twitching – and then hear her gasping and moaning again as she rolls sideways and falls away from her dog. He follows her over, and as she rolls onto her back, she allows her long legs to fall open, spreading her thighs, exposing her pussy to more licking from her big boy. He obliges happily and we’re left looking down onto them – his head down between her thighs, her face illuminated by a huge white-toothed, open-mouthed, smile. Her hands down on the top of her dog’s head, fingers into his fur.

She lets him clean up some more – licking for a few seconds until Kenny returns, joining Rupert at her crotch, dropping his head to join in with the pussy licking. At this point Natalie is over stimulated, and she quickly pushes both dogs away and brings her legs together, squirming around and sitting upright to catch her breath…

Both dogs are still right infornt of her, and as she comes upright, they both step in to lick at her face. She does her best to push Kenny away to allow Rupert clear access to her mouth – pursing her lips, and trying not to laugh as he licks her face, gasping, “Good boy” and “Thank you” and “I love you too…” as his tongue sweeps over her cheek, lips and chin. She allows her mouth to open and lets his tongue slop inside and over her tongue too. This continues for a few seconds, accompanied by Jake’s excited squeals of, “Luggatta luggata… Derty slut lerrinim lickah fayce!”

We cut away to look at him watching the action, noting that he is rubbing his exposed cock rather than jerking off as he grins, drools and laughs at the action, repeating, “Derty slut!”

We cut back to Natalie as she is holding herself in place, infront of her dog, who is licking her face and mouth intently. Kenny is standing to the side, tail wagging, mouth open, tongue hanging out – waiting his turn. Then she pulls back from the licking, and leans back in to wrap her arms around her boy’s neck, holding him to her naked chest with an expression of pure love on her face. “Next time… Next time boy… We’ll get there…”

Kenny steps in to try and lick her face but she pushes him away with a smile, confirming that she is Rupert’s bitch now. Hopefully.

From off camera we hear Jake calling, “YEeaaaaahhhhhhh!” and from the expression on Natalie’s face – which is somewhere between amused and appalled, our viewers will be able to tell that our host has just ejaculated all over himself… In love with her dog, disgusted by our host – it must be time to fade out on another dogsex debut.

We hold on the black screen for a second, then white letters begin to appear, telling us that, “In the most predictable post appearance update, we are happy to confirm that Natalie has continued to work on her sexual relationship with Rupert.”

We fade in low quality video footage in the middle section of the screen. In the same bedroom we shot our episode, we see Natalie, nude, backing away from the camera, smiling into the lens, then assuming a perfect ‘professional’ doggy position – knees and shins on the floor, skinny arse in the air, her small chest down on the floor, arms back along her body, one hand up between her legs. She calls to Rupert, who rushes in from the side of the frame, mounts her, jerks a couple of times, then immediately penetrates her and fucks her super hard for 12 seconds before pulling off to the side and staggering away with a fairly large erection showing. Natalie sits back, kneeling upright on her heels, and turns to camera, calling out, “Getting better!” then smiling and giving us an excited thumbs up.

A second caption confirms that, “She’s still waiting to take the knot, but she’s confident she’ll get there soon enough!”

On that positive note, we fade out for another week, knowing that this skinny whore will soon be living out her dreams with her doggy.

We open this week’s show in a small industrial estate – a line of small office/warehouse units with a large, shared car park.

It seems a pretty dull and uninteresting place…

Then we cut inside – and see a camera crew already in place, gathered around the bed on a bedroom set, catching footage of six large black men as they take turns to fuck a hard-bodied, fake chested, brunette slut.

There are no close-up shots – just general footage of the action, from a wide-angle, like documentary footage from a movie-set… The grunts and demeaning comments from the guys as they swap places over her, merging with her energetic, hungry calls for “more” and “harder” and “fuck me!” – her accent northern and rough, dirty…

Then we cut back outside to the industrial estate – and see our host approaching… Short and sexy, with her long brunette hair hanging in ringlets over the shoulders of her PVC jacket – her boobs desperately trying to burst out of the buttoned front. With a ten-year career in adult entertainment behind her, she’s more used to being on porn sets than standing outside… It’s the one and only, Renae Russell… And beside her, almost bouncing as he walks, is Logan – the blue-grey Weimaraner who accompanies on many of her adventures.

Renae looks into the camera as she walks, speaking quietly, as if someone might overhear… “Hello… And welcome to a special edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Renae Russell, and this is Logan… And this week we’re close to home, in Manchester, to meet a beautiful young porn-slut who I’ve known since she first got into the industry…”

We cut to footage we recorded of this week’s guest before she began shooting her gang-bang movie. She’s dressed in a very sexy, black three-piece lingerie set – stockings, suspender belt, bra… Her body looks good – well toned, nicely tanned, with curves in the right places.

She’s looking into a mirror, fixing up her make-up, which is perfect right now, although during that gang-bang footage it’s looking a little smeared. The make-up is doing some hard work, because now that we can see her clearly, we can see that she has a few years on the clock… She’s young, but she’s already beginning to look a little ‘used’. She’s been around the block a few times. She looks like she’s seen a lot of cock!

She talks direct to camera, via the mirror, introducing herself in a calm, matter-of-fact way. “I’m Brooklyn Carney, I’m 27 year old. I’m from just up the road, in Oldham… And I’ve been in the adult film business for almost 10 year… I fucking love it… I can’t get enough… I love it all…” She looks up and smiles at us, then straightens her face so she can touch up her lipstick, pausing to add, “The dirtier the better!”

We cut back to the set, watching as she is sandwiched between two of the black men, her head turned to the side so she can suck on another… We can’t quite see the points of penetration, but we all know exactly what’s going on. Judging from the way she’s moving and the moans she’s letting out, she really does love it dirty!

We cut back to the entrance of the ‘studio’ – with Renae following us as she speaks, and we move backwards into one of the warehouse units. She gets a little quieter as she continues her introduction. “Now… Brooklyn doesn’t actually know we’re coming today… Because she hasn’t even applied to be on the show… But we’ve worked together a lot, and she’s told me, privately, that sometimes – at the end of a scene – she’s so horny that if someone brought in a dog, she’d do it…” She smiles excitedly, big dimples appearing deep in her cheeks. “So, we’re here today to test that out…”

We cut back to the action – watching as each of the large men lean over the ‘actress’, infront of her chest and face, jerking themselves to climaxes – making way more noise than anyone actually makes as they cum… The grunts and moans echoing in the open space around the set. We can also hear the slut’s excited, gasps of “Yeahhhhh” and “That’s it… Cum on my face!” But we can’t actually see the spunk hitting her flesh – with the action obscured by the men’s bodies, and the camera crew, and the distance, as we watch from several meters away.

We pan around to look at Renae, watching from around the corner of the set – giving our camera a deep dimpled smile, almost giggling as she watches her friend being drenched by her six-of-the-best… The big grey dog is still beside her, but she’s hold him slightly back from the corner of the set so that he can’t see the naked woman… Like all of our dogs, he’s been trained to react to the sight of a naked woman rather than to the smell of sex.

On set we can hear the star of the scene urging the men on, “More… Fucccckkinnggg moooorreeee!” and “I want another… Another…” – we can see her moving her head from one man to the next with increasing frustration as they each begin to back away… Then falling back against the couch to catch her breath, bringing a finger up her chin to smear spunk into her mouth, and sucking the finger clean as a camera-man moves in for a final close-up…

And then all of the men off camera – he co-stars and her crew – are all applauding her for a job well done… She lays back, hands slightly away from her cum soaked face, neck and tits, exhausted smile on her face… “Woooo-hoooo!”

The director checks, “All good, Brooke? Happy…?”

She looks up at him, still squirming a little on the couch… “Noooooo…. I want more… I want to keep going…” and then cracks into maniacal laughter, sucking cum off her lips.

“You’re fucking disgusting…” The director jokes.

She smiles, a broad grin, with spunk beginning to hang off her chin in a long, thin, sticky line… “Oh, you have no idea… I want to be ssssoooooooo fucking disgusting… I want to do everything!!”

The director laughs now… “Careful now… I’ll bring in a dog and call your bluff…” She doesn’t know we’re here, but he does…

The filthy actress writhes on the couch, twisting her arse around, tensing her hard abs… “OOOOhhhh, don’t fucking teeeeease meeeee!”

And we cut to a shot of Renae walking around the edge of the set, with the muscular beast by her side at first, then lurching forward against his chain when he sees the naked slut on the couch… Our giggly host calling out, “Haaallloooo there, baaaaaaaabee!!”

Brooklyn twists around on the couch, sees Renae and the dog approaching, and reacts with a loud, confident and very amused, “Dog-sluuuuuuut in da hooooouuussee!”

Then, after a second’s pause, realising what’s going on… “OOooohhh… Is he for meeeeee!” Her mouth hanging open in shock, then, “FUCCCKKK!”

“I’m calling your bluff, slut!” Jokes our squeaky voiced host, laughing as she lets the big dog drag her across to the slut on the couch.

To her credit, our guest doesn’t move away, she just remains laid back on the couch as the bulldog closes in… She looks pretty fucking good – even though she’s got six loads hanging off her nose and chin – as she calls, “Fucking bring it oooooooonnnn!”

Logan jumps up onto the couch beside her, and she brings her hands up to his powerful body – trying unsuccessfully to stop him from pushing right over her, moving up against her sweaty, cum-steaked body, right to her face – sniffing and licking at it, and quickly beginning to clean the sticky spunk from her cheeks and jaw…

She obviously likes the attention, and has no fear of the dog, opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to kiss him back… Laughing as she does it, still trying to get a grip on him, her hands against his short pale hair.

Renae sits on the other end of the couch, watching closely, smiling so hard that her dimples look like they might go right through her cheeks, egging on her friend, “Oooohhh… You love it…. Dirty sluuuuuut!”

We can see Brooklyn half nodding as she lets to dog keep licking her face, chasing spots of cum, slopping over her mouth, her tongue, into her mouth… Moaning like a professional as his tongue slops inside.

She lets him kiss until she can’t wait any longer, then moves both hands against his big, hairy chest and pushes him away… It takes a lot of effort because all he wants to do is lick that pretty mouth. We can’t blame him – she may be a slutty, well-used pornstar, but she’s undeniably sexy.

She forces him back off the couch, onto the floor, and then edges her arse back to the front of the seat – leaning back and spreading her legs for him… He licks his chops and nose for a second, trying to decide if the spread legs are an invitation to mount her or to lick her… She solves his dilemma by placing her hands on his head and pushing it down between her thighs, prompting him to, “Eat my hot pussy…”

He slops his big tongue up over her pussy and she arches backward, thrilled, raising her hips to meet him – her shoulders pushing back against the couch, taking her weight… Lifting her backside off the couch, pushing her pussy toward the dog’s snout. She lets out a long sigh as she enjoys those sweet, sweet doggylingus sensations… The wide, warm, wet tongue sliding between her pussy lips and over her clit, in long luscious strokes.

As she enjoys his licking downstairs – she looks over to her host, and good friend, and beckons her over… And Renae doesn’t hesitate to join the action, moving over on the couch, leaning over her guest and planting her mouth on the already soaked lips of the other pornstar…

We drop back to a wide shot to enjoy the full picture… Two dark haired pornstar sluts sharing a sexy wet lesbian kiss on the couch, whilst a dog licks the spread-legged new girl’s cunt…

Renae breaks off the kiss, running her hand over her friend’s hard body, finding a lovely round fake tit and squeezing it, focussing in on her nipple, and pinching it as she coos, “Doesn’t that tongue feel incredible on your little clitty?” in her high pitched, over-excited, schoolgirl squeal.

Brooklyn stares back up at her, snarling as she nods back, “Yeah… Oh yeeaahhhh… It’s good…”

Renae continues to pinch the nipple, pulling the tit around as her guest rubs her pussy up and down infront of the big dog, and he continues to drag his big tongue over her sloppy pussy. She leans in to share another kiss – open mouthed, just sticking their tongues out to flick over each other’s tongues. Very much a for-the-camera moment…

Brooklyn breaks the kiss off when she can’t take anymore… And orders, “Cock! I need dog cock, right now… I want it inside me…”

Renae pulls away and reaches down to grab the dog’s collar – pulling on it, giving the dog a huge clue… “Get up here and fuck this dirty slut!”

Logan isn’t the brightest – but he gets it… And he lurches upward and forward, planting a big paw on either side of her spread legs, his wide body between them… Pushing up close… And she makes sure she’s dropped her pussy right on the edge of the seat so that the dog can get his crotch as close to her pussy as possible. She’s done this with hundreds of men, and she’s treating this dog exactly the same way… Snarling into his face, looking dirty as hell, “Yeeaahhh… Fuck me…” Reaching down to grab at his back and pull his body toward hers, “Fuck my cunt… Yeahh… Come on…”

He’s over her and jerking his crotch toward her, adjusting the position of his feet, moving the tip of his cock around, getting it closer her pussy, pushing in… Stabbing at her spread snatch. His big cock slapping against her smooth flesh, rubbing against and between the welcoming flower of her pussy lips…

Reaching down to put her hands on his hindquarters, pulling him toward her, she’s giving it the full porno missionary style performance – acting like every sensation is pleasurable, every touch on her pussy near orgasmic, every move likely to cause a climax… Her mouth open, sighs and gasps being let out every time the dog thrusts at her – or doesn’t thrust, or moves his feet… Her eyes wide open, looking over his back, right into our camera…

Renae hovers to the side, adding occasional comments – to her friend, but for our benefit, in her squeaky northern tones, “Ohhh, you really want that dog-cock don’t you..? Big… Fat… Dirty… Dog-cock…”

Brooklyn looks to her side, acting like she’s losing control – at least we assume she’s only acting… “Stick it in me… Stick his big cock in me… Don’t tease me… I want doggy cock in my cunt!!”

There’s a level of fake ‘performance’ about this week’s show, the result of working with professional fuckers – yet it remains interesting because she’s soo damned sexy – and because we’re still waiting to see if she can live up to her own bravado! We’ve seen tough girls crumble under dogs before, and we wonder how she’ll cope when the promise becomes reality.

Renae leans away from her, reaching around behind the dog and between his legs, taking hold of his cock… Asking nicely, in a teasing but friendly tone, going deep-dimpled with her excited smile, “Do you want it?”

Her guest looks back at her – deadly serious – snarling, “Fuck me!!! Fuck me with it!!”

Renae aims the cock up toward her friend’s pussy, pushing the angled head between her neat pussy lips, easing him in… The powerful Weimaraner letting her slip it deep into the bitch before he takes over, suddenly pulling away from his owner’s grip and slamming double-time into the sexy slut… And she reacts with a wide-eyed look of shock, and a loud yelp of “OOOoooohhh FFFFUCCCCkkkkk!!” then, as he launches into her full blast, hammering away into her, “OH yeaahhh, yyeeaaahhh… Oh fuck me… Fuck me yeeeaahhhhh!”

Beside her, Renae looks genuinely excited – both for her friend getting her first dog cock, and for herself because she’s getting to see it happen up close… She slips back to the other end of the couch, sitting back and spreading her legs so she can finger her own pussy whilst she watches… It’s hard to hear her over the loud calls from our guest, but our host encourages the dog to, “Fuck her brains out… Go on, boy… Fuck that filthy fucking slut!”

Standing over her, almost upright, and looking proud, the beast fucks the pornstar fast – hard and deep – ploughing into her, hitting her with all of his Weimaraner weight and power… It’s a lot for a woman to handle, but Brooklyn is a pro – she’s taken more dick than most, and she can handle this… It’s only one dog after all – this whore takes five or six men at a time, so one dog, no matter how rough, should be a walk in the park…

As hard as he’s fucking her, she keeps her hands on his thighs and at the base of his spine, and she bucks her hips toward him – meeting his thrusts – giving him the full benefit of her expertise… Holding him like a lover… Looking into his face – giving him her best, lips parted, heavy breathing, I-love-it face.

“Yeeaaahhhh!” Renae calls, her hand still between her own thighs, rubbing her pussy, “Fuck that dog you dirty bitch!” – once again, our host doesn’t see the irony in calling her friend a dirty slut for doing something she does all the time. She just sits back and wanks away as her dog pummels her friend missionary style.

We cut to a wider shot, taking in the couch in the foreground, with the edge of the set in the background. Two sluts and a dog on the couch. In the background, some of the guys who just gangbanged Brooklyn are standing in a doorway, watching her next ‘scene’. One of them is masturbating slowly as he watches, another looks disgusted (but keeps looking).

“Oh my fucking God… Ohhh God… Ooohhh fffuuuccckk!” Gasps our guest as the beast continues to thrust into her – she looks like she’s beginning to struggle for breath, and the twisted face seems to be a genuine reaction to the size and power of the fucking – her ‘performance’ seems to be more natural now, like she’s not faking it at all… This is very real now…

And then she’s suddenly pushing her crotch up against his belly, and wrapping her arms around his back, pulling him closer. We notice that he’s no longer thrusting – just holding still against her. Her words have changed to growls. Renae calls out what we already know, and what Brooklyn can definitely feel, “Ohh, he’s tied in your dirty cunt… His big fucking knot right inside you… Dirty bitch!”

We cut back to the close-up, looking up under her rear-end from the floor – the dog’s belly on hers, the knot buried in her sloppy cunt, the thin shaft of the base of his cock stretching out back to his body.

Back to the wide angle as Renae moves from the end of the couch, back over to her gal-pal – leaning over her, beside the dog… We move in close to watch as she kisses her cheek and then moves onto her lips. Ouur host’s mouth is open, and her tongue out to play, with her guest responding instinctively, meeting her kisses even though she’s clearly distracted by the swelling dick in her pussy.

Between kisses, Renae whispers questions to her friend, “Do you feel his knot?”, “Is it hot?”, “Can you feel him shooting inside your cunt?” – the answer to each question is a hurried, ‘Yes’, followed by more kisses.

Back to the wide angle, a shot that allows us to see the porn crew, their lights and microphones, Brooklyn’s human co-stars in the background, still watching, looking shocked, and the loving threesome on the couch – two brunettes and a Weimaraner. His cock buried in Brooklyn’s pussy – Renae’s tongue buried in her mouth.

We hold this angle for a while, highlighting how long and still the moment is. The girls kissing, the dog ejaculating… After a long pause, we see our host breaking off the kiss and slipping off the couch onto her knees behind her friend and beside her beast. She takes hold of his tail and lifts it up out of the way to improve our view – she gives us a dimpled smile and then waves us in closer with her other hand.

We do as she has requested, moving in closer to look at the cock in the slut’s cunt, the lips spread wider as the knot is slowly easing back into sight, the view almost blocked by his big balls hanging down, and above them, his big brown arsehole swelling and puckering as he squirts more cum into her belly every second.

Renae gives us another of her smiles, and then bends forward, lowering her head behind the beast – pursing her lips to kiss the dog’s balls, then lifting them out of the way so she can get to the base of his cock, and flicking her pink tongue over it – running it up and down against the part of the knot she can reach, and over her guest’s pussy around it. Making sure she doesn’t block the shot with her head. Managing to speak between licks, “OOOhhhh…” Kiss/lick… “He’s still squirting into you…” Kiss/lick. “Can you feel his cum in your pusssyyyyyy?” Kiss/lick…

The knot eases a little further back, stretching the pussy lips wider, we begin to hear Brooklyn whining… There’s not much that she hasn’t learned to cope with yet, but this is definitely a new feeling for her. She’s gasping and moaning with increasing volume. Renae is clearly as amused as she is turned-on – flashing little looks to our camera and smiling as she watches her friend suffering the greatest of canine joys. Moving closer to her pussy as it slowly spreads wider and wider, and the base of the knot slowly crowns. “OOooooohhh… Here it comes… Here… It… Comessssss…” Her high pitched squeal getting even squeakier as the knot gets closer and closer to popping free…

Our guest’s gasps are getting louder too, and she’s shaking… And then the knot bursts free – a baseball sized hunk of twisted, rock-hard flesh, overstretching her cunt, then suddenly free. Watery jism spills from within, quickly running down the crack of her ass, soaking the cushion under her. Renae is in close, barely able to keep the smile off her face as she licks the dog’s cum from her friend’s thigh.

Logan twists to the side and pulls away from his bitch, his long shaft bending as it slithers out of that well-fucked snatch. He doesn’t move far, because as his tool pops free of Brooklyn’s pussy our host is already in position to grab it… Then to stuff it into her mouth like the expert cock-smoker she is. Wrapping her lips around it and taking the length in, her cheeks hollowing as she sucks. Her hands moving to her fake tits and squeezing as she tastes dog again.

As the dog pulls to the side and climbs off his latest conquest, he virtually drags Renae behind him – shuffling around on her knees as she follows up, keeping his big cock in her mouth. Behind them, on the couch, our guest is recovering from her exertions, sitting up and watching what’s happening. She gasps an excited, “Ooooohhh… You dirty bitch… Look at you with that cock in your mouth… You fucking love it!” Then pushing herself up from the seat, moving forward to her knees to follow them, adding, “Leave some for me!”

We cut to a shot of the two porn-sluts, on their backs under Logan… Brooklyn has her head between his hindlegs, and is raising her face toward his dangling dick, taking it between her lips, and jerking it off with her mouth, bouncing her head up and down. To the side, with her head under his belly, Renae is sticking her tongue out, licking at the dog’s shaft, then backing off and smiling, her big dimples on show as she watches her friend release the cock and rest her head on the floor – then leans in to gather the cock for another turn of her own… Sucking it in and working the shaft with her soft lips. We know that Renae is a swallower, but right now she’s allowing the dog’s seed to dribble from her mouth as she sucks – letting it drip down onto her friend’s face.

Down below, Brooklyn reacts as if having dog-cum dripped on your face is the sexiest thing that could ever happen to a woman. Looking up at her friend sucking the dog off, watching the cum fall to her face, she’s gasping an excited commentary, “You dirty slut… You’re so fucking sexy… What a fucking bitch!” – as she talks, she’s smearing the sperm around her face, up over her forehead and into her hair, down over her chin and neck, to her boobs. There’s not much of it, just drips and drops, but she makes the most of it until Renae stops sucking.

The cock swinging above her face as our host catches her breath, Brooklyn she raises her head again, taking the cock into her mouth and enjoying another turn. She bounces her head up and down, taking the dog’s cock to the back of her mouth, then drawing her lips back along the smooth, glistening shaft as she drops her head back, not quite releasing the dick before she swallows it up again.

“YOU’RE the dirtiest bitch… Aren’t you?” Squeals Renae, showing great pride in her friend’s dogfuck debut. “It’s YOOOUUUU! You dirtaaaaay cuuuuunt!”

The sucking continues, with both women as excited by watching the other sucking as they are by doing their own. They take another turn each, slowing down, savouring the last drops of cum from Logan’s balls as the big beast loses interest before they do.

Having milked everything they can from him, our sluts release the dog, who staggers away, then pauses to look back over his shoulder – checking that they’re all done, then staggers a few steps away leaving the girls to share another long, and very wet, open mouthed, tonguey kiss, and then another smile.

Renae sighs, “I’ve always loved doing this show… But that… That was more fun than usual!”

Brooklyn is still out of breath, her face and tits glistening from all that dog semen, “This is, like, the BEST fun I’ve had on set… I want to do more… I want to do…” She looks around at the men still watching. Six of them still naked and sweaty from their scene with her. “Seven… I want to do seven dogs!”

Renae giggles, looking like she loves the idea, “We should set that uuuuup!” – then leaning in to casually lick some dog-spunk off her friend’s face… Then we pan away from the girls to take another look at the Weimaraner, standing off to the side, looking back at the lesbian scene… His big cock hanging down, twitching, as he catches his breath post-fuck.

We look up from him to see those co-stars from the earlier scene – they in various states of nudity. Once of them is still fully erect, having clearly enjoyed the show. He leads a round of applause for the ladies as we fade out on another successful scene, wondering if the British porn industry will ever be the same again.

White letters type up onto the screen to tell us that, “Brooklyn loved her scene, and is currently working on her feature length, all dogsex film…”

A mocked-up DVD box fills the middle of the screen, a play on Snow White, with Brooklyn in the Disney Princess garb, surrounded by a crowd of oversized Great Danes. The title across the top of the box, reads, “SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DOGS”

A second caption appears at the bottom of the screen, “Co-starring Renae, and seven of the greatest canine talents ever put on screen (outside of our show) – we’re expecting it to be the biggest hit in the history of The United Kingdom of Zoo.”

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot of good, old fashioned British countryside… Barron fields, with occasional spots of white where snow has gathered and survived a sun-melt… The fields lead up to a small area of woodland – a few hundred leafless trees, with a little snow caught between branches and trunks…

A caption fills the screen: “IPSWICH, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades, and we’re in the forest, moving between the trees – listening to footsteps crunching against undergrowth, hard snow and the occasional frosted over puddle…

We pan to the side and see a large German Pointer dog happily bouncing through the icey undergrowth and snow – his owner following behind him. We recognize the owner from previous appearances infront of the camera, but he’s better known for his work off camera… It’s our producer, the mean looking but always friendly, Luke Ozvik. He’s watching his dog as it bounds around, then he turns toward us, and introduces himself, and the show, and the new series, direct to the lens.

“Hello again, I’m Luke Ozvik, and this, is, ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…” He looks back at his dog, which is running back toward him, looking big and mean and happy – then he’s looking back into the camera. “Well… THAT, is, ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, isn’t it? Because that’s what it’s actually all about… A big, powerful, beast – ready to entertain a willing woman…”

He continues, “Over the last 19 series, we’ve seen an incredible 396 women having their first bestial experience on our cameras… And we’re back for more, with some new hosts…” He turns to look at the big dog again, and we get a gratuitous slow-motion shot of his heavy sheath wobbling under his belly – then as he turns and runs away, a clear view of his big balls on show between his powerful thighs. Ozvik continues in voice-over as we marvel at the size of those balls, “… And some new animals!”

We’re back on Luke, smiling an awkward smile, as he continues, “You’ll meet them over the coming weeks… Along with your familiar hosts… But today, I’ve brought this big bastard over to Ipswich…”

As Ozvik continues, we cut to a shot of a pair of middle-aged women walking toward us, arm-in-arm, wrapped up against the cold in big black overcoats. One is glamorous and blonde, her long hair pulled out of her jacket, hanging behind and infront of her shoulders. The second looks a little older, and a little more business-like, with short dark hair, parted and combed to the side.

“… to meet a married couple who have never tried anything like this before – but are both have an insatiable need to please the other…”

We cut to a shot of them standing directly infront of our camera, looking cold, with their breath misting up. Their arms are still linked, and they huddle together against the cold – although we suspect it’s about mental support as much as sharing warmth.

The blonde introduces herself first, sounding very much like a native of Exeter. “Hello, I’m Bryony Docherty, I’m 45-years-old, and I’m a physical therapist from Ipswich… And this is my wife…”

Her partner waits her turn, then speaks with a strong German accent but impeccable English. “Hello… I’m Alexis Mahler, I’m 47-years-old, and I’m a civil engineer from Dortmund, now living in Ipswich…” She turns her head toward the blonde and adds, “With my wife.” Then the two share little pursed-lip peck before cracking a smile as we cut to…

Luke is walking along with the happy couple, with the big dog running around, in and out of bushes, looking like he’s having the time of his life. We cut into close-ups as they speak, getting a closer look at each of them, noting that their faces are quite slim, suggesting that they aren’t carrying too much extra body weight under those big overcoats.

Our blonde guest speaks first, telling their story as if it’s a romantic tale she’s told over and over, “We met in London at a Gay Pride march… And we really hit it off… Then we went back to – ah, well, it was a bit of an orgy really…”

Alexis turns into her wife as they walk, burying her head in her shoulder to hide her face (and her shame), then comes up nodding, “Yes… But I didn’t really get into the orgy, I was just into her, she said she was going, so I went to be near her…”

Bryony laughs a little, “Oh, I think I had sex with about five women, but after each one of them, this one was here waiting for another kiss – and I realised she wasn’t going away with anyone else whilst I was with the other girls, she was just sitting there, watching me…”

Alexis confirms, “She was electric… I just couldn’t look away from her… Watching her pleasing these girls, and them pleasing her… Everyone wanted to be with her because she’s so… Gorgeous…”

We get another look at Bryony – she’s not unattractive, but she’s not exactly a beauty queen either, however she does have a certain confidence about her, a presence that could certainly be attractive. She walks confidently, big boob energy (we suspect).

The German continues, “I was watching her with them all… And every time she was cumming, I was feeling good, even though I had nothing to do with it. I just wanted to be there every time for her.”

Bryony continues, “… And we’ve been together ever since.”

Ozvik checks, “Have either of you been with anyone else since you got together.”

“Oh yes… I love to watch her with other girls… I love to watch her cum…” Confirms Alexis, looking over at Bryony waiting for her to speak…

“I only do it for her… I don’t need anyone else.” Notes the blonde.

“But you’re here with us today because you DO need some-THING else..?” Check Ozvik.

We cut to a shot of the big German Pointer dog, running around happily – just confirming to our audience with that some-THING is.

Then we’re back on our guests,

Bryony has a slightly embarrassed look on her face as she notes, “That’s on me, yes… She likes to watch me with other girls, and I…” She goes quiet, waiting for Alexis to continue with the story.

“It’s a little bit of racism, I think. Maybe a stereotype. I don’t know. I don’t know how the English think of us… But she has watched a lot of porn, and she ask me one night if is legal to have sex with dogs in Germany…” She shrugs, “I say I don’t know this thing. I never think about it.”

Bryony takes over, trying to explain herself. “Before UK of Zoo, I’d only seen a few videos, and most of it was German women sharing dogs in a bar, or a coffee shop or something. I thought it must be more acceptable in Germany. I remember looking it up online one time and seeing that it was legal in some parts of Europe, and I swear I remember Germany as being one of them.”

“But I don’t know about this…” Interrupts the brunette. “She watches a few videos and she thinks it’s all of Germany.” She shrugs.

Ozvik buts in again, “Did you like those videos?”

The blonde looks a little embarrassed, smirking a little, “Well, obviously I did… But it’s not like I was obsessed. I didn’t watch many others. I kept going back to the same couple of clips. I was ‘fascinated’ rather than turned on. It was that they were doing something so wild infront of other people. I mean, I like to have sex when people are watching, but not with dogs!”

“Well not back then, anyway!” Notes Alexis.

Ozvik looks to get the story back in focus, “So, you’d watched a video of Germans having sex with dogs, and then you asked your German friend about it…”

Alexis mocks outrage, “No… She didn’t ask me ABOUT it, she asked me if I ever had DONE it!”

Bryony cringes, then smiles again, remembering her question. “I asked that… Yes… And she said she had never even thought of doing it – and she asked me if it was something I had tried… And I hadn’t… But I said that when I watched those videos, I would imagine her in that coffee shop, or bar, or whatever, with people watching, whilst she did that… And it was – you know – a huge turn-on.” She pauses as they walk on a few steps, then adds, “I wasn’t sure what she was thinking – if this was something she couldn’t handle me thinking about… If she would think I was weird…”

Alexis comes to the rescue, answering as she had answered back then, “I said, I would want to anything she wanted to see… If she wanted to do it, I would want to watch… And if she would want to watch me do it, I would do it for her… Because she is amazing.”

“And it being with an animal didn’t bother you?” Checks our host.

The German looks almost surprised as she answers. “No… It’s strange… Because it’s so terrible and disgusting, and I never thought about it before then, but as soon as she said it, I thought of her doing it, and I wanted to see it. And I know she wants to see me do it, and that doesn’t even upset me… I want her to be happy.” She turns to look at her partner, then smiles and adds, “It was really strange because for five years I had been with her, and I never knew about this… And then BOOM… I’m thinking about doing this… And it turns me on.”

Bryony takes over, “When I asked about it, it wasn’t something I wanted to do… Not really… It was a silly fantasy – something to masturbate over… Together… But as soon as she said she would do it for me… I suddenly wanted it for real. I remembered that it was the public nature of it that turned me on in the videos – other people watching – and I thought about your show… Not just the audience watching at home – but your crew…” She looks around at the various camera, sound and lighting technicians, as well as our production assistants, a dozen people all moving infront of her, waiting on her every word. “… Having them all so close, seeing everything… And that was it, I asked her what she thought, and she said that whatever turned me on the most was what she wanted to do…”

The two women lean into each other again, stopping for a moment to share a kiss – a beautiful, slow, tender kiss. The kind of kiss that just couldn’t wait a few more steps – they have shared their thoughts with us, now they want to share the moment with each other.

As they are kissing, we mix through to an interior location – back at their house, in the living room with polished floorboards and sparse, functional furniture. The couple are still kissing, but they’ve removed the overcoats. They both wear pants that are tight enough to suggest slim legs, and blouses that confirm good cleavage and not too much bulk around the middle.

They break off the kiss and begin to unbutton each other’s blouses.

Ozvik speaks, “Now, this was Bryony’s fantasy, which you wanted to watch Alex… But I understand you BOTH want to play with Bruce…”

Alexis answers as she slips her blouse back down her arms, “Yes… She wasn’t going to do anything, but the more we talk about it, and then when you arrived, and we saw this boy… And he is German!” She smiles down at our dog, who is circling around the room, having figured out what’s going on.

The happy couple unbutton and unzip each other’s pants, then step back a little and slip them down over their hips and down their legs, both looking increasingly excited about what’s about to happen.

“Turned on?” Checks our host, already knowing the answer.

Both women look up at us as they step out of their pants, and give us a smile and a nod. The German confirming, “I can’t wait to see her with this boy fucking her… It’s going to be so hot!”

The blonde looks proud that her partner feels this way, “I can’t believe we’re going to do this together, even if we don’t both get to actually fuck the dog, it’ll be so kinky to share the moment with her…”

They turn to each other again, sharing another kiss as they reach around each other’s backs to unhook their bras, revealing their boobs to our cameras as they move apart to give us front views, both looking a little embarrassed, and a little turned-on.

As expected, the blonde has a good pair of tits, only sagging a little despite being in her mid-40s, the brunette’s chest is smaller, but still a good size and shape, hanging lower. Both have flattish, but soft bellies, and smooth legs. Alexis reaches over to pinch her wife’s nipples, one at a time, to tweak them harder… And the blonde reacts with a snarl and a smile, reaching out to slap her partner’s boobs, then moving in for another kiss, which they hold for a little while, before we mix through to another shot of them standing side-by-side, both slipping off their panties to give us full-frontals, with blonde and brunette pussy fuzz on show to demonstrate that their hair colour is natural – the look on their faces confirming that they are both very ready…

They share one more quick kiss, almost as if it’s the last chance to share an ‘innocent’ moment, then step forward to the middle of the room and drop down onto their knees, side-by-side, leaning forward a little, and both calling Bruce…

We cut to see the big beast as he approaches – light on his big paws, tongue hanging out of his wide-mouth, not sure which one of them to focus on… Then swinging toward the German and jumping up at her. Paws up on her shoulders… Face to face, making her grimace from the weight of the claws digging into her flesh, as he licks at her face… She turns her head from side to side, trying to avoid his tongue at first.

Bryony sits back and watches, smiling, and looking a little jealous. “Of course, he picks you first… He knows you’re German!”

They both laugh a little, although Alexis’s laughter is stilted as she’s struggling to support the big Pointer, her hands infront of her shoulders, trying to lift his paws off her. Not quite managing it… Looking over to her wife and asking, with a worried edge to her voice, “Can you help..?” – turning her head again as the dog tries to lick her face.

The blonde kneels upright, rising up on her knees and ‘walking’ around behind Bruce – reaching out to take his front legs, helping her lover to lift him clear and then lowering him to the floor… “Maybe I should take a turn.”

With the dog back on the floor, Bryony tries to turn him around to face her, leaning toward him and making kissing noises, clearly offering her mouth to him… But he doesn’t seem interested in her, he’s still trying to get at the brunette – there’s something about her that obviously appeals to him.

After a few more attempts to get his attention, Alexis suggests, “Maybe if he doesn’t want to lick your face… You could give him something else to lick?” – and raises an eyebrow, then laughs at the very idea of what she’s suggesting.

We cut to a shot of the blonde her on her back, big tits spreading over her chest, opening her smooth thighs, and presenting her very neatly trimmed blonde pussy to the beast, reaching down between her legs to rub her hand over the lips and the clit, fingers over the pussy, and then fingers in the pussy, sliding to knuckle deep, then pushing a little deeper, twisting her wrist as she pumps them in and out… After a few pumps she slips them half out, fingers glistening with her pussy juices and spreads her fingers, to spread the pussy and show off the pink inside.

Off camera, the German comments that, “He doesn’t know what he’s missing… If he doesn’t go for it soon, I will come down to lick you!”

As she’s speaking, our big hairy beast re-enters the scene, moving in to investigate her fingering – the smells getting him very interested… He steps up between her legs and drops his head down to her crotch – licking her hand, her fingers, and then beyond to that hot pink pussy…

She moans, “OOOoooooohhhh…” as she lets her head drop down to the floor.

The camera shifts angles, keeping the dog in shot as he licks at the blonde’s pussy, but now allowing us to see her wife to the side, watching up close, on her knees with her hands on her tits, squeezing them as she watches the dog getting started on her friend… She’s watching in silence – lost in the moment.

Bryony slips her hands from between her legs, giving the dog some room to work, and brings them up to her big boobs, squeezing them, fingers on her nipples, pinching and stretching them out as that amazing tongue slips over her pussy again and again…

We cut to a wider angle, looking at the slut on her back, her knees flopped wide, the dog standing between her legs, his head dropped to her crotch… We can see Alexis shuffling forward on her knees, coming up behind the big dog, and beginning to stroke his back and sides as he continues to lick her wife’s pussy.

As she strokes him, she reaches down under his belly, and starts to fondle his sheath… Snarling, “I want to watch you fuck this bitch!” The presence behind him, coupled with the fondling and the words, is enough to distract Bruce from the pussy licking, but Bryony begins to slap at her thighs, and to reach up and push his head down again… To get him back to work.

We watch the two women, one at each end of the beast – one being licked by him, the other rubbing his belly. Both of them looking excited, smiling and giggling, their naked chests rising and falling.

Bruce finds it hard to focus on the blonde’s pussy, because of the brunette’s actions on his sheath… His cock is growing as she fondles… The angled dark pink tip beginning to show – him instinctively beginning to pump at her grip…

Bryony leans to the side so that she can look under the beast’s belly, watching his cock showing… Then looking up to her friend and urging her to, “Suck it… Come on… Look at that cock, and suck it!”

Alexis continues fondling, smiling a little and noting that, “This cock is for you… I’m just getting it ready…”

Bryony looks up and smiles at her, “Okay… Bring him here… I’ll give you a show…”

The two ladies work together to reposition the dog over the blonde. She’s flat on her back on the floor, and the dog is walked over her until he has a hind-leg on either side of her chest, his front paws beyond her head. His chest above her face, his semi-hard cock above her face – Alexis still holding his sheath, pulling it back as she stumbles forward, exposing as much of the shaft as she can.

Once it’s in range, Bryony raises her head slightly from the floor, mouth open, poking her tongue out, and flicks it over the end of the dick… Fighting off a smile as she looks to the side at her wife – locking eyes as she licks along the shaft of the dog’s cock… It’s only four inches long, and still finger thin, bending a little under contact – but it’s still a dog’s cock, and the feeling of that on her tongue is electric.

She licks back to the tip, then purses her lips and kisses the tip, then slides her lips around the end, then down the shaft, cheeks sucked in… Holding it there for a moment as she gathers herself – and begins to bob her head under his belly.

Still standing over him, bent to the side to watch her wife at work, looking amazed and aroused, “Oh, look at you… Sucking that dog cock…”

We cut to a wider angle to see the blonde on her back, with the dog still standing astride her upper body, her head raised up to his belly – bouncing her head up and down under him, his cock in her mouth, looking bigger and bigger as she works it. The German standing over him, right behind him, still stroking and patting his sides and thighs as she watches her lovergirl blowing a beast!

The German snarls, “I didn’t even know you like dick!” and then smiling against as she moves in to watch the blowjob up close.

After a little while Bryony drops her head back to the floor, letting the cock out of her mouth as she tries to catch her breath – the cock swinging above her face, twitching, ready for more… She looks up at her wife, wet-lipped and red-faced, and asks her to, “Come here…”

Alexis leans closer in toward her wife, bringing her face down under the dog’s belly to meet the blonde as she turns away from the cock, moving straight in for a kiss – and indirectly her first taste of dog cum – right off her wife’s lips… After the perversion of dog-cock sucking, it’s another beautiful moment between two women, a reminder of how much love is in the room.

As they are kissing, Bryony brings the flat end of the cock around toward the kiss – pulling the dog back a little so that his dick is right up next to them, and then turns away from the kiss, back toward the cock. Still poking her tongue toward her wife’s lips and tongue, Alexis follows the kiss and finds herself with her mouth infront of the dog’s cock too – the blonde is already kissing and licking the wet tip again, and Alexis doesn’t hesitate to join in. Both women now with their tongues flicking over the dog-flesh, against each other, and back. It’s a kiss, it’s a blow-job, it’s a threesome, and it’s a lovely sight!

Bryony moves her mouth around, hooking the dog’s cock back into her mouth, and gives it a couple of deep sloppy sucks, taking it a few inches in, then pulling back – with her brunette bride watching closely, looking super-turned-on by the view. Bryony pulls back, drawing her lips along the shaft, then letting the cock fall out of her mouth, and turns to her wife to share another soft wet kiss… Then encourages her, “Now you…”

The German takes a breath, smiling, then turns and allows her wife to angle the cock into her mouth – her eyes widening as she takes it inside for the first time. Sucking a cock for the first time in decades! She begins to slide her mouth up and down the shaft, letting out “MMnnnn” sounds as she does it, sounding like she’s really getting into it. “MMmmmnnnNN!”

This time it’s the blonde who watches from inches away, looking extremely turned-on by the sight of her wife with a dog’s cock in her mouth..

After another twenty seconds they swap over again – the dog’s cock coming out of one mouth, and going back into the other. It’s definitely bigger… Longer, thicker and harder… Alexis watches her wife sucking dog for another twenty seconds – then whispers, “Me… Me… Meeee…” until the blonde releases the cock again, letting the German take it back in her mouth. This time, rather than sitting back to watch, Bryony continues to lick at whatever part of the cock she can get at – the knot, or the shaft when Alexis is working the tip.

After one of our longer suck-scenes, Alexis pulls back from the cock, and turns to watch as Bryony takes another turn, watching her swallow it right into her mouth, then as her lips drag along the shaft on the outstroke, she vamps up her accent, sounding like the villain from a war film, “Come on… I vant to see him fuckink you…”

Once again, Bryony smiles as she’s sucking that cock, her lips parting and cum spilling out of the corner of her mouth. She goes for a couple more strokes, then pulls her head away from the doggy dick. She turns her head to her partner, putting on a goofy voice and saying, “Okaaaaaayyyy… If you insist…”

We cut to a shot of the blonde on her elbows and knees, her big heavy tits swinging a little, long blonde hair hanging down and almost hiding her face. The dog is standing behind her, his big cock hanging down, twitching as he looks back up at his master – who is urging him to step up and go to work.

He makes a quick move forward, coming up behind, and then rising up and over Bryony’s backside, his front paws barely leaving the floor as her steps around her hips and takes up a position over her rear-end, his cock hanging down in such a way as the tip is almost brushing up against (or under) her snatch.

We cut to a wide-angle, looking at the blonde as the beast takes hold of her and begins to pump at her pussy – her big tits wobbling under her, hanging off her ribcage. In the background we can see Alexis, sitting up on the couch, leaning back with her legs spread, one hand on her breast, pinching and twisting a nipple, the other hand between her thighs, fingers working her pussy – watching her wife as the dog tries to fuck her. Turned all the way on.

Cut to a close-up of Bryony’s pussy, big lips being bumped by the tip of the dog’s dick… Fast and messy… Missing the hole every time – close, but it’s not about to go in by itself.

We hear Alexis calling out, “Help him, you bitch!” – half laughing as she continues to fondle herself.

In a wider angle, we watch her wife lean to one side under the dog, putting her weight on one elbow and forearm, then reach the other hand back between her thighs, stretching her fingers out to guide the dog’s cock toward her waiting cunt.

Back to the close-up, watching her steer the cock home, placing the tip against her pussy lips, between them – and the dog does the rest… Ramming it home, making her grunt and gasp – then pounding it in over and over, making her gasp and grunt over and over.

Back to the side-angle, watching the moment the dog stabs into her again, this time seeing the strain on her face as she takes it – then watching her being rocked forward, big tits shaking, as the beast pounds her. Grunting and gasping as she takes everything he gives her.

Rather than cutting to a close-up of her face – we cut to a shot of Alexis, her mouth opening wide with a joyous grin, as she watches her wife being fucked by a German Pointer… Running her fingers fast and wet up and down the lips of her pussy, over her clit, rubbing it as she squirms on the couch.

Then we’re back on the action… In a wide-angle so we can see the dog hammering his bitch, the blonde’s big tits jiggling as she is buffeted about by his powerful, short thrusts. She’s gasping and letting out “Uhh” sounds as he thumps into her. In the background we can see her wife masturbating on the chair.

We cut down to the low angle, looking up between her thighs, watching that pink cock disappearing into her pussy – her lips slapping around the shaft. The knot is already too big and hard to enter her body, so it’s mashing against her labia with each stroke.

As usual, the thrusting doesn’t last long – in fact, it’s over even faster than usual, with no tie to enjoy the beast quickly loses interest and just holds position over her for a few seconds, looking confused… His cock slowly sliding backwards out of her pussy as he stands there.

We move around them a little until we can see that he’s looking at Alexis – watching her playing with her pussy… He shifts position over the blonde, and his cock quickly slips out of her snatch, bending and then popping straight once it’s free, a little stream of jism squirting out of her onto the polished floorboards as he pulls back and staggers away from her – the big cock hanging down under his belly.

Both women indicate they are disappointed with sighs of “OOooohhh!” as he stumbles away from the blonde. She stays down on all fours, raising her head to watch him as he walks away like a drunk, or a puppet, trying to cross the floor to the German…

“Oh, he wants you…” Coos the already exhausted slut, as the beast drops his head between her wife’s legs to licks at her snatch – Alexis uses her fingers to spread her pussy wide open, letting the dog’s tongue slip between them, swiping up the slot. Moaning “Oh Gottt!” as he makes contract, letting her head fall back.

Bryony isn’t sitting back to watch – she’s already crawled over, squeezing between her wife’s thighs with the beast, stuffing her head into the German’s crotch beside the dog’s head. Licking her inner thigh, and then closer to the pussy. The dog, hungry for pussy, but well trained enough to share, begins to lick her face as much as he’s licking the cunt – licking her tongue as it flicks over her wife’s pussy – then turning back to lick the pussy.

With both the dog, and the bitch licking her pussy, Alexis is in heaven! She’s reaching down to place one hand on the back of the dog’s head, one on the back of her wife’s head – stroking and patting them both in exactly the same way.

The licking continues for a while, with the German looking like she’s close to falling off the edge of the world the whole time – then Bryony lifts her head up and sweeps her blonde hair out of her face, smiling at her wife and announcing that, “I think you need to have this cock inside you!”

Alexis gasps her response – there are no words, but we know exactly what she’s saying…

Cut to – the blonde standing astride the dog’s hindquarters, bending forward, her big tits hanging down, and taking hold of the dog’s front legs, lifting them up and over the brunette’s thighs – positioning him over her, missionary-style.

Alexis is gasping and whispering, “Yes” throughout – letting her wife position the dog over her – his body between her thighs, front paws on either side of her hips, his big head somewhere above her tits. Mounting her missionary style – back legs and body between her thighs, front paws either side of her body resting on the cushions on either side of her hips. Again, both women smile and giggle, encouraging each other to continue.

Bryony reaches under his body, grabs his fat shaft and lines it up with her wife’s pussy, then pushes it home – making the German gasp, “OOaaaAAAHHH!” as the hot meat slips into her body. She arches her back and rolls her hips as her wife begins to fuck her with the dog’s cock.

“You like it?” Teases the blonde. Alexis’s gasps answer the question without words, “I knew you would!” Snarls Bryony, who continues to push the cock in, then pull it almost out, holding it by the knot as she dildogs her partner. “You fucking love it, you dirty German cunt!” – she’s smiling and snarling at the same time.

We’re down low again, watching the fat shaft sliding in and out of the German’s cunt. Then we get a shot of the dog as he stands over the brunette, his chest against her belly and tits, his head in the air, looking regal – he must feel very special, he’s getting all of the good feelings without having to do a thing. He likes this!

Under him, Alexis is squeezing her tits and gasping as her wife uses the dog to pleasure her. Sliding it in and out of her wet snatch.

We cut back to look at Bryony, behind the dog, her hand under his body, pumping him in and out of her wife… She looks as focused as she is turned on. She drops down to her knees, getting closer to the action, then twists around to lay on her back under the lovers, switching her grip so that she’s holding the shaft from beneath the belly rather than above. In this position she can look up and see the cock moving in and out, the pussy lips dragging along the shaft – the wetness of it all, the dog’s cum dripping from her wife’s pussy. She shuffles back, pushing her face between the dog’s hindlegs, under her wife’s cunt, straining to get her mouth up to the action – opening wide to catch the dripping semen.

She keeps pumping the cock the whole time, with Alexis gasping and writhing the whole time. Experiences lovers, they know each other inside out, so Bryony knows exactly how hard and how fast to pump that cock – she knows the way her wife whimpers and gasps, the way she writhes… And as the German arches her back, tenses her thighs, takes a breath, and goes very, very quiet… Bryony knows it’s dogasm time – and she’s not letting up, pumping that tool into the German faster than before, straining her neck muscles to get her tongue up to lick her wife’s perineum as she fucks her.

In the wider angle, we see the dog once again looking regal and aloof, standing tall over her bitch as the writhes under him, her wife on the floor below them jerking the dog’s cock into her. We can see that Bryony is working the cock in her wife with one hand, and using the other on her own pussy, rubbing wildly to try and time her orgasm to match her wife’s… Alexis barely makes a sound for the first ten seconds of this shot, then suddenly begins to squeal and yelp, “Ja Ja Jaaaaaaa!” and thrash about, losing control of her legs, her body bouncing and twisting under the beast.

Down under, her thrashing means that Bryony can barely control the dog’s cock on the out-stroke, and he’s suddenly out of her – his huge cock, fully erect, bloated and hard, won’t go to waste though as the brunette pulls it away from her wife’s bouncing pussy, and down to her waiting mouth, wrapping her lips around it and sucking her cheeks in hard as she works the tip as if he life depends on it – her fingers rubbing over her clit superfast until the combination of her wife’s dogasm, the taste and feel of his cock in her mouth, and the fingering action combine to send her over the edge to her own orgasm.

We’re back to a wide shot, watching as both women writhe and moan through their orgasms, the dog over them both, standing tall, clueless to the effect he’s having on the human cock-socks. He raises his head even higher, reacting the feeling of the blonde’s mouth around his member, which seems to feel better than the brunette’s pussy.

We cut back to the blowjob, watching as Bryony sucks the living daylights out of that hot meat – breathing hard around the shaft and she slurps and sucks on it. We can hear Alexis, just out of shot (we can still see her legs and occasionally her dripping snatch behind the blowjob action), asking, “Are you sucking his cock again? Oh, you really love that, don’t you…?”

We hold on the action a little longer, watching as the blonde begins to draw her head back from the slowly softening shaft then we cut away to see Alexis, leaning back on the couch, looking exhausted and very satisfied, her hair and make-up a mess. She’s still talking to her wife, we catch the end of the previous shot as she asks, “Oh, you really love that, don’t you..?” Then adds, “We’re going to have to buy you a dog of your own, I think!”

Her face lights up as Bryony eases out from under the dog and gets up to her knees, her mouth closed, but clearly full. She moves quicky to the brunette, pointing at her mouth, making it clear she’s coming in for another kiss… As they close in it’s clear that she’s brought a mouthful of canine semen to share with her wife.

Alexis opens her mouth, ready to receive the kiss, but the blonde pauses an inch short of her lips, parting hers and allowing all of the jism to dribble from her mouth into her lover’s mouth – before the German has a chance to do anything with it, Bryony follows in, locking her lips onto her wife’s mouth, and sharing a deep tongue kiss, which effectively forces Alexis to swallow all of that dog cum rather than choking. They hold the kiss for a long time, sharing their love, making a statement for our cameras… And as they hold it, then move into a second phase of kissing, we fade through to a shot of them sitting side-by-side on the couch…

They are both still naked. A little out of breath, unable to get the smiles off their faces as Luke asks his follow up questions.

“Well ladies, that’s been a fantastic start to our new series… And I’m sure that Bruce here enjoyed himself as much as you did, so thanks for that…” They both smile and nod their acknowledgement, looking to the side at the recovering beast.

Luke continues, “Was it everything you hoped it would be?”

The ladies look at each other, waiting to see who will speak first. It’s the German…

“Well, I think it was really wonderful… Not so much the dog himself, but to share it with my wife… To see her loving it so much…”

Bryony looks back at her, a little suspicious. “Are you saying you didn’t enjoy that doggy dick?”

Alexis laughs in response. “Oh, I enjoyed it… Very much… But only because you were on the other end of it… If it was just the doggy, and you’re not here, I don’t think I like it so much…”

Bryony nods, then leans in for another kiss to thank her partner.

Luke asks another question, “And you, Bryony – did you love sharing it with Alexis, or was it all about the dog for you?”

The brunette laughs, takes another look at her wife, then addresses Luke’s question, “It was wonderful to have Alexis here to share… But I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t all about the dog… I loved it so much… It felt so fucking filthy… The only disappointment was that I didn’t get to take the knot… I really wanted to be tied.”

Beside her, the German is nodding, “Yes… I wanted to see her tied too… That would have been beautiful… But I’m happy with what I saw…”

She turns to face her wife again, and the blonde says, “Next time!” – which makes Alexis smile, and share another kiss with her partner.

We fade out again, in no doubt that these lovely lesbians will be doing this at least once more.

A hand-held video image fills the screen, a selfy of our loving couple – talking direct to our viewers at home. Alexis does most of the talking whilst Bryony looks at her, still full of love. “So, we thought about buying a dog of our own, but my wonderful wife wanted to try some different dogs… So, we’ve now been having sex with five dogs.”

Bryony interrupts, “Not at the same time…”

Alexis laughs, and confirms, “No, not five dogs at the same time… But, I’ve seen her with five different dogs now. I’ve seen her take the knot several times… And it’s wonderful to see…”

Bryony adds, “Wonderful to feel too!”

Alexis continues, “I think we keep going… I like to see her do it, and I think she likes to try more…”

They exchange another look, smile at each other, and close in for another kiss… And on that note, we fade out for the last time on this couple, knowing that they are fully converted to The United Kingdom of Zoo.

We open this week’s show with tracking shot of a wide suburban street. Wide pavements, small gardens and single level homes on either side of the street. It looks like something a town planner dreamed up on an uninspired Friday afternoon in the eighties. Drab homes, on a drab street – under a cloudy, cold looking sky.

A caption fills the screen: “EXETER, ENGLAND.”

Whilst the caption is on screen, we turn the camera through a half turn – and as the words fade from the screen we can see the familiar sight of the UK of Zoo red transit van parked in the driveway of one of the houses… Advertising to all the neighbours that we are here.

We move closer and the side door opens – and then a large black and tan German Shepherd squeezes out and jumps down onto the driveway, turning around and immediately taking a piss on the lamp-post at the end of short driveway. The door slides wider open behind him and our favourite white haired, Motherwell meanie steps down from inside, casually dressed and almost smiling as he introduces himself in an easily understood Scottish accent…

“Hallo, and welcome to a very special edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… Special – because we’ve got a very special whoore for you today…” He looks down at his dog, “This special laddy here is Butchy… And I’m your host, Andy Boss… And this week, we’ve come all the way down to Exeter… It’s a long way… But neither I, nor him…” He looks down at the big dog, then back to our camera, “Nor you… Is going to be disappointed…”

He smiles and turns toward the houses behind him, raising an arm as if he is presenting us with a special treat…

We turn to look in the direction he’s indicating, and we are faced with one of the most bizarre sexy housewives we’ve ever seen on the show standing in the doorway of one of the houses…

She has long, straight, pale blue hair that looks like something from a comic, and we’re guessing from her size relative to the doorway that she’s less than five feet tall, and that she has an hourglass figure that Dolly Parton would be proud of. She’s wearing a dark blue, knee-length dress that doesn’t hide anything. Her deep cleavage is on show thanks to the low-cut front, and the sheer material of the dress allows us to see big dark nipples, which are pierced with visible rings.

She smiles, showing off lots of white teeth and looking like something you’d find in a fairy-tale or a comic-book rather than a small town in the southwest of England.

She introduces herself to camera in a friendly, bouncy west country accent – full of energy and mischief. “Hiiiiiii… I’m Celeste Kerr… I’m 34, and I’m from Exeter, and the truth is… I’m just a filthy pixie slut!” – she smiles and dips at the knees slightly, bending forward to show off that deep cleavage.

We cut to a shot of our guest standing next to Andy. He’s not the tallest man in the world, but he’s got a good few inches on the pixie. Throughout the interview he’s looking her up and down, admiring her physical charms, even as he attempts to maintain his standard cynical attitude.

He looks from our camera to his guest and says, “Filthy little pixie slut indeed… Tell us a little more about this…”

Our guest continues in her cheerful, wildly open style, “There’s nothing more to it than that… I’m just a filthy pixie slut! I love sex, and the kinkier it is, the better… I’d thought about dogsex a long time ago, but I never knew how to arrange it. You know, if I’d had the chance, if I’d met someone with a dog, who was into that… I would have done it.”

Andy looks happy with the refreshingly honest approach. “So, you’ve always been a dirty little slut?”

She nods and smiles as if it’s a stupid question, “Oh yeah… I started young, I was much too young to be having sex, but I did it anyway, and I loved it… I had a lot of it, with a lot of men. When I was still a teenager I did threesomes and everything… I was the wild one!”

Andy seems at a loss for words with such open honesty, so he just nods as she continues, “I always said I’d do anything and everything… Whatever I wanted to do… I’d do. Even if, like, everyone thought it was wrong… Then I see all these fucking housewives, and schoolteachers, and respectable ladies, doing this on your show, and I can’t let those cunts get away with making me look ‘tame’…” She guffaws.

“So this is about jealousy?” Checks our host.

She smiles and nods, “Jealousy of them doing what they want… And jealousy of them for having so much fun! Yeah.”

“And what does your husband think about this?”

She smiles again, almost laughing out loud. “Well… He married me for a reason… He loves the way I behave, he wants me to do whatever I want to do. He knows about this thing, he was there when I applied to be on the show, and I told him when you called. He loves it. He loves me for who I am.” She corrects herself, “What I am!”

“And what are you?” Asks Andy, already knowing the answer.

“I’m a filthy little pixie slut!” She confirms, again, with a proud smile.

We fade through to a shot of her in the living room, with the couch behind her and the dog infront of her, looking up as she unbuttons the front of her dress, then allows it to simply fall away from her body – like a curtain being dropped to reveal a statue, but revealing firm, round boobs with big brown nipples, and a slim, toned, tanned body… She’s no supermodel, but she’s got a very attractive body all the same. Standing there in nothing but white panties that are so brief that we can see her thick black pubic hair poking out at the top. We’re struck by how confident and comfortable she is with this. Most of our guests, even some of the most aggressive dogfuckers, have at least some nerves about that initial moment of being nude on camera – but not Celeste…

As if to demonstrate how comfortable she is, she removes her panties – showing off a thick but styled strip of dark pussy hair, spinning the panties around on a finger and then throwing them playfully toward our camera with a confident smile.

“Okay baby… I think I’m ready to put on a show now…” She coos. The ‘baby’ being Andy, or Butchy, or the viewers at home, we don’t know…

She sweeps her long blue hair from her face, flipping it around the other side of her head, and then drops down on one knee, then the other – flashing us a big, white-toothed smile, highlighting how excited she is about what she’s doing.  Then remains kneeling upright as he fusses around infront of her, stroking his head and neck, bending forward to offer him her mouth and making a couple of smooch-smooch sounds to encourage him to lick her mouth a couple of times.

She pulls back from him, laughing a little, her lips glistening with his saliva – then pushes him away again and twists away, quickly dropping into the classic doggy position, leaning forward to her forearms and arching her back, pushing her wonderful ass up and back, presenting her rear to the beast…  No mixed signals here… 
 
Butchy takes the ‘hint’, rushing forward as soon as she’s in position, rising up over her behind and pushing forward, his wide hairy chest against her smooth flesh, his strong front legs around her body, gripping tight…  He pushes forward and begins to jerk against her.
 
From a side angle we can see how slim she is, how tight her belly is, how much her big tits dangle and swing as she is rocked from behind – how the dog is holding to her, how hard he’s bucking against her…  Stabbing his hard cock toward her waiting pussy – missing over and over again, and just coming back harder… 

We cut to a low angle shot, the camera looking between the dog’s hindlegs, and up between Celeste’s smooth thighs, to see the pointed pink tip of his cock, poking out of his sheath, poking against her soft pussy.  Rubbing against the lips, growing, rubbing some more, growing more…  The tip finally finding the gap between the lips, popping inside – making our guest yelp with surprise – and then the dog goes into overdrive.

We cut back to that perfect side-angle shot, watching as the dog pounds into her, making those big tits shake and swing under her as he rocks her forward with his high-speed hammering action.

He ploughs into her as if he’s trying to get completely inside her pussy. His body curved around hers, his hindlegs bent, hindquarters low, meaning that he’s almost fucking up into her rather than bouncing against her.

She’s grinning throughout – sometimes mouth closed, sometimes wide open, but always looking full of joy.  We’ve never seen a woman look so happy at being fucked by a dog – not just enjoying it, but positively revelling in it.  Her whole body rocking forward, especially those big boobs which jiggle and shake throughout.

We cut back down to that close-up of her pussy with the dog’s cock slamming in and out of her – although we can’t see too much because his big balls are hanging down, jiggling as much as our guest’s big tits!

We cut back to the wide angle and watch as the dog suddenly comes to a halt on her back, his hind-paws digging into the carpet as he tries to push himself tight up behind her.
 
She reacts, falling forward from her elbows and forearms onto her chest, her big tits pancaking on the floor under her…  The dog leaning forward against her back, shuffling forward again and pushing himself deeper into her.
 
Her face to the floor, she’s still smiling, gasping, “YYEAAAAHHHHHSSS!” as she takes everything he’s got.
 
We move the camera around to the rear of the lovers.  Our host takes hold of Butchy’s tail and lifts it to make sure we can get a clear view of that big brown arsehole as it puckers, squeezing down to half its size as he squirts another load of hot semen into his bitch.  Each squirt met with a clear, “Yeeaaaaahhh!” from our guest.
 
Then we move down from his butt, passing his big scrotum as it shivers slightly, as we move down under him to look up at the cock in the pussy, her lips spread wide, the back of the knot visible inside.  The whole rig shifting with each squirt into her belly, a little cum leaking out, and dripping down toward our camera.
 
We cut back to the wide shot, the big beast still holding onto his beautiful bitch, the look of joy on her face doesn’t make any sense.  The uncontrollable laugh as she is filled with cum.  “Oh God…  I can feel it…  I can feel him cumming in me…  Oh God, this is sooo frickin’ hot!”

On her back, the dog looks serious.  Intense.  Like this is important work for him.  Looking around as if he’s confused by her having fun under him.
 
She’s got her arms under her chest, her fingers pushed between the carpet and her big tits, gripping and squeezing them, massaging them as she rolls her hips, enjoying the hot meat in her pussy, the hot cum in her belly.  Smiling the whole time.  Loving it.
 
On her back, our boy begins to twist and shuffle – he’s had enough of her joy, and the way she’s moving under him.  She gasps and smiles again, letting out another laugh as the dog lifts a front paw from beside her up onto her back, then pulls himself to the side, making her gasp.  He pulls himself around at an angle until he’s able to drop off to her side (toward us), one hindleg lifting up onto her behind.
 
She gasps again, her mouth wide, her eyes round with shock, but this time not laughing…  The dog continues twisting, his hindleg scraping over the base of her back, and then comes around – paw to the floor – butt-to-butt with his bitch, still connected by the fat umbilicus of his cock, locked together by his knot which is still buried deep in her.
 
Andy urges her to, “Grab his ankles…  Quick…  Grab them…” – and the blue haired slut quickly releases her tits and pushes her arms down under her belly, between her knees and grabs his shins to hold him in place behind her.
 
“OOOoooooowwwwwwhhhhhh…”  She smiles, “OOoohh I like this…  This is niiiiiicce!!”
 
We cut to a wider shot, looking at her holding him in place, butt-to-butt – her holding him steady. Him facing away from her, looking around at the crew.
 
She holds that position for as long as she can – which is longer than we have to watch in one continuous shot, so we cut to a close up of her pussy instead (covering up an impressive but fairly actionless six-minute tie).

We move in closer, filming the gap between their arses – looking at the base of the German Shepherd’s cock stretching from his sheath to her snatch.  Looking at how hard the knot inside her is pulling on her flesh.  It looks like it could explode out at any second if he moved any further away from her, but her grip on his paws stops him from moving that crucial inch.

As we move even closer, we see her pussy lips spreading even wider and that knot suddenly exploding out of her snatch.  She yelps, then laughs, “OOHH GGOODDD!”, but keeps a grip on his shins the whole time, making sure that shaft remains deeply embedded in her hole.  She keeps twisting her pelvis, making that cock move in and out of her pussy the whole time.  Soaking up every last second of fun.  We watch the shaft slowly pulling free, then bending as she backs up against it again, easing it back in – a dozen times, two dozen…

In a wider angle, we see the complete joy on Celeste’s face as she continues to ride that cock…  And we see the exact moment that the next idea hits her.  She doesn’t even stop backing up against his meat as she looks up at Andy, and asks, “Can I suck his cock?”

We cut back to the close-up of her pussy as she eases forward, letting the length of the shaft pull smoothly out of her body, the ugly angled end, with its strange tip clearing her lips…  Her hand reaching back around her arse to grab hold of it…
 
With cock in hand, she now shuffles around on her knees until she is facing the beast’s rear end, smiling again as she carefully feeds his cock back between his hindlegs until it’s sticking out backwards.

She uses her free hand to sweep her blue hair out of the way again, pulling it around behind her head to the other shoulder, giving us a clear view of that smile as it gets even wider.  She leans in toward the cock, holding it infront of her face, and allowing it to squirt its next jet of jism onto her cheek, lips and chin.  Smiling as another shot hits her a couple of seconds later, this time letting out an excited little squeak, which parts her lips… 

Turning her head slightly toward the end of the cock, and opening wider, she waits for the next shot to fire into her mouth.  When it hits her tongue she gasps, and then immediately launches forward, taking the fat head of his cock between her lips and closing her mouth around it.  Suddenly hungry, desperate to suck…  Sliding her lips up and down the shaft, taking the meat deep into her mouth.

We can hear Andy commenting, from off camera, “Ah yes… Filthy little pixie slut, indeed!”

She’s still smiling around the cock as she sucks, the smile widening as Andy makes his comment, her eyes alive with the excitement of the moment.  We get the feeling that even after being fucked by this dog, she’s still amazed that she’s actually doing this…

She’s making “Mmmmmm” sounds as she sucks, each of them getting close to tailing off into another giggle as she begins to go harder on each stroke. Pushing deeper, and faster, each time – then faster again. Then faster and harder… Her head bouncing forward toward his rear end, then back away again. Her hair flapping and waving around as she gets increasingly wild with her movements, quickly becoming a flailing mass semi-obscuring her face.

She stops, and pulls back, catching her breath and grinning broadly as she sweeps the long hair away from her face again. Throwing her head back, flipping her hair away, as she takes a deep breath, letting us know that, “I really can’t believe I’m doing this… What would my mother say?” – she almost stops smiling as she thinks about that, then goes right back to sucking that dog cock. Leaning forward to take it back in her mouth, to swallow it deep, and to pump her face against the dog’s rear end again.

Andy repeats, “Filthy little pixie slut…”

She sighs a confirmation, and moaning as she sucks, fighting a smile the whole time. Her hair forming a light blue curtain between her face and the camera, which she sweeps back behind her ear to make sure we can still see what she’s doing. She’s proud of it… She wants us to see it all.

Andy continues repeating, “Filthy little pixie slut…” – adding extra comments like “You love it, don’t you?” and “Can’t get enough, can you?”

Each comment is met by a positive squeak as she bounces her face toward his arse, taking the cock deeper and deeper again, working her lips toward the knot, struggling to suppress that smile, and as a result beginning to make loud slurping sounds as she sucks.

She’s still holding it at the base with one hand, building up a fast, wet motion – head forward, cock into mouth – head back, shiny cock out, tip still in… Spit dripping off his shaft, cum dribbling out of her mouth. Slurping sounds on both strokes, occasional smiles appear then disappear as she re-focuses on sucking that cock.

“Get down to the knot…” Urges Andy. “Like the filthy slut… You know you are…”

It lasts two minutes and it’s glorious – and it appears that she enjoys doing it as much as we enjoy watching, until she finally pulls her head back and lets the tip come out of her mouth, still supported by her grip behind the knot. She’s out of breath, and she’s still horny as hell… As she’s taking a few breaths and recovering, she looks into camera and slaps the stiff, wet dick against her cheek, making her smile again. She looks like she’s planning on doing some more, but the madness of the moment gets to her and she begins to laugh, releasing the cock and letting it swing back between his legs.

The German Shepherd stumbles away, his cock swinging under his belly – and then we pan back to Celeste, who has falling back on the floor, on her back, and is hiding her face behind her hands. She’s not embarrassed or ashamed of the fuck, she just feels stupid because she’s laughing so much.

Andy asks, “Are you done, slut?” – and our giggly guest confirms, through her laughter, “Ye-ee-eeesss… I’m done… I’m… Ha haa haaa… I’m done… Ha haah hhhaa!”

Some say there’s nothing in the world prettier than a woman when she laughs. We say that there’s nothing in the world that’s sexier than a woman who’s exhausted from her first ever dog-fuck… Celeste is both – and it’s close to perfect, so we leave another amazing session as she runs her hands up from her face, her fingers combing through her long blue hair, sweeping it up and away from her smiling, laughing, dog-cum soaked face.

We pan up from her to Andy, looking quite pleased with the session. He points down at her and tells us, “Filthy pixie slut!” with a smile. Then we pan over to a tired looking, panting, Butchy – standing off to the side, looking back at Celeste as if she’s a bitch he’s going to remember. Then we fade to black.

White letters begin to type up on the screen, telling us that, “Celeste confirms that her husband was delighted to see her on the show and has encouraged her to explore her pixie slut dreams.”

Low grade video fades into the middle of the screen. Celeste, naked, standing in large barn, her hair – now green – loose over her shoulders. She looks happy and excited. Almost embarrassed. We move around to behind her, so we can see that there is a horse standing beyond her – and he’s already got a huge erection down under his belly. We all know what Celeste is ready to try…

A second caption confirms, “Celeste’s current body-count stands at 13 different breeds of dog, and 1 very large horse.”

On the video, Celeste is moving forward and bending under the horse, reaching out for it’s huge cock… But we’ve already seen her bestiality debut, there’s no need – or time – for us to watch any more of this. So we fade out for another week.