We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a spacious and friendly looking suburban neighbourhood. Green lawns and hedgerows, and large detached homes with driveways big enough for two or three cars each.

A caption fills the screen: “RAYLEIGH, ENGLAND.”

When the caption fades away, we are left looking at a particular two-story house – white walls, tall sloping roof, big wood framed windows – and parked in the driveway, the infamous UK of Zoo van – letting all of the neighbours know what’s going on today.

The side door of the van slides open and a slim brunette almost spills out of the front of her black mini-dress as she steps out. Her near perfect fake tits bouncing just a little as she drops from the vehicle to the ground, somehow managing the balance on her stacked-high-heel shoes then tottering off toward the front door carrying a clipboard under one arm.

There’s no introduction this time, she doesn’t even acknowledge the presence of our cameras as she rings the doorbell and waits, smiling, deep dimples forming in her cheeks. It is, of course, our pornstar Princess, the very sexy Renae Russell…

The door opens and there’s a middle-aged man, looking slightly gormless, looking out at us. He says “Can I help you?” in the way that only a non-actor reading from a script would.

Renae checks her clipboard, then answers, “Yes… I’m here to pick up one…” She checks the clipboard again, “Daisy Ferris…”

“And what is this regarding to?” Says the man, again clearly delivering a rehearsed script as well as he can, which is not great.

Renae answers again, loud and proud, “Well, I’ve got to take Mrs Ferris away for…” She checks her notes and reads directly from them, “… An afternoon of sexual deviancy with a fucking huge horse.”

Far from surprised, the man responds by simply nodding, and turning to call back into the house. “Daisy… Daisy! There’s someone here for you about that bloody horse fantasy of yours!”

Two seconds later, a middle-aged blonde pushes past her husband wearing a smile and a wildly inappropriate back mini-dress. It’s not the kind of thing you’d sit around the house in – solid material covering her breasts and pussy, but the rest is pretty much just a thin mesh, allowing us to see her thighs, hips, belly, etc. She’s in okay shape for a fifty-something woman – nothing special, but not at all shabby. Her face is pleasant enough, without being particularly attractive, her hair shiny and straight.

She greets us in the most up-beat, friendly voice ever. It doesn’t match her sexy clothing, or her apparent fantasy… “Allo… Are you ‘ere for mee?”

Renae smiles and checks her clipboard again, “If you’re the dirty slut who wants to be fucked by a horse… Yes!”

Our guest’s smile grows even wider and she confirms, “Yep, that’s me!” – she grabs an overcoat from beside the door, turns to her husband, kisses him on the cheek and says, “This won’t change anything between us, dear!” – and then she’s pushing past him as she makes a move for our van.

Now we cut to the back of the UK of Zoo van, which is clearly in motion. The blonde is now sitting opposite us, looking into the camera as the van rocks around. “Hallo… My name’s Daisy Ferris… I’m 54 years old… I’m married… I’m a mother of four… And I’m secretly a kinky slut – who wants to have sex with a great big bloody horse!” – she breaks into laughter at her disgraceful honesty.

We cut to a wider shot of Daisy sitting next to Renae in the back of the van. She has the big overcoat on, but it’s wide open at the front so we can see her body wrapped in that near invisible dress. Despite her claims to be a kinky ‘little’ slut, our guest is actually quite large next to Renae. Everything is in proportion – she’s not fat – just a well-built, taller lady.

Throughout the following introductory interview, she moves her legs around, opening and closing her thighs, pulling the bottom of the dress down an inch every now and then, but always failing to cover her crotch – she’s not wearing any panties, so her pussy is exposed, and quite distracting!

Beside her, Renae raises her microphone, fighting her dimple-cheeked smile, and asks her – “If you could just give the viewers at home a little more information about why you want to be on the show?”

Daisy smiles and nods, looking quite eager to tell her story, “Well… I know EXACTLY when it started… I used to love the Jerry Springer Show – it was like, real America, real Americans… That’s what I thought anyway. I didn’t know it was fake!” She laughs at her own naivety, then continues, “I used to be at home all day with the kids, when they were very little, and I’d get bored, and Springer was an escape from that… It doesn’t take much to turn me on, and I’d sometimes get a little thrill if the episode had someone cheating on their partner, or being involved in a threesome or something like that…”

We cut to see Renae nodding and smiling, sweeping some stray hair from her face as she listens intently – then cut back to our guest as she continues, “And then one week they did an episode called ‘I Married My Horse’ – there was a man who married his horse, and a woman who was in a relationship with her dog… And I had never even dreamed that could happen before, but suddenly I was thinking about it, and I was confusing the two stories and thinking about a woman marrying a horse… And then I was thinking about marrying a horse… And a wedding night with a horse… And it all got deep into my mind, and I loved it… It turned into my ‘go to’ fantasy.”

“You’d fantasize about marrying a horse?” Checks our host.

Daisy looks almost ashamed, but not quite, shaking her head and then correcting her, “No… But I’d fantasize about my wedding night with a horse… I started looking up horse-sex online just so I could see those huge bloody cocks… I loved the whole idea of it. Just disgusting, but incredibly erotic.”

We’re back on Renae, smiling as she takes in the story… “So you’ve fantasized about it since the 90s… But you’re only just ready to actually do it now?”

Daisy nods, “Yes… Well… I wanted to do it most of that time… But first of all, where do you go to do something like that? And second, I had children – and I had to look after them… And I didn’t want them to be ashamed of me, or anything like that..”

“So what changed this year?”

Daisy smiles, almost blushing… “Well, my kids are all grown up… And I sort of raised it with my daughter a few years ago… Who was a little bit shocked, but not as much as I thought… Since then every year she’s bought me books about horses, or horse statues, or other silly stuff, for my birthday and Christmas… And then last year she bought me the ‘UK of Zoo – Horse Special Blu-Rey’ and just said, if you love it so much you should just bloody go for it!”

Renae asks, “Does anyone else know about this fantasy of yours?”

Another smile and nod, “My husband knows – I told him years ago… And he loved the fantasy… He bought me one of those huge horse dildos – and I let him use it on me… He knows I’m thinking about the real thing. I think it turns him on, yeah…”

The camera spins around to look up to the front of the van, in the passenger seat, Daisy’s husband sitting half twisted around to watch and listen to the interview… That gormless smile back on his face.

Renae pushes on, “And how do you think he, and your daughter, will react to you being on the show?”

We cut back to Daisy as she cracks an immediate wide grin, “He’ll be turned on… Won’t you..?” She doesn’t wait for his response before continuing, “And she’ll be amused… And I suspect my son will just pretend it never happened. He knows about my ‘interest’… He must know… But he’s never acknowledged it. I mean, what boy ever wants to think about his mother having a sex life, let alone one involving a bloody horse!!”

Renae laughs along with her, and we fade through to an establishing shot of a familiar large farmyard and barn…

Inside the barn, a large menage – with high wooden fences around the outside – a sandy dirty covered floor with some bails of hay at one end. Dim lighting – just enough for us to get our footage (with the help of some lights on our cameras).

Daisy has lost the overcoat and is standing in that mesh dress, about five meters into the barn, looking the length of the large space to where a horse is tied up at the far end.

We cut to a shot of her as she slips the shoulder straps off the dress and lets the whole thing slip down over her firm boobs and powerful body. She turns to face us, taking a couple of quick steps back toward the camera – a big, excited smile across her face… As she faces us we can see that her boobs are held in place by a serious but sexy black bra, held tight and close, pushed together to form a nice little valley of cleavage which ripples rather than bouncing, suggesting they will sag heavily when freed.

Her middle is wide and hard. Not skinny, not muscular, and not fat – just a solid chunk of woman.

She confirms, half for us – half for herself, that, “This is really happening, isn’t it?”

She shuffles and wriggles the dress down over her hips, shifting them from side-to-side as she pushes it over her bum, then releasing it to fall to the floor… Showing off her knickers – French knickers that hug her firm bum and wide hips. She hooks the toes of one foot under the dress, and hooks it up to her partner (who catches it, off camera).

Shoulder straps off next, then the cups of her bra pulled down to free those old C-cup breasts, which sag quite a bit… Twisting the bra around to move the clasp from back to front and make her job of unhooking it a little easier… Freeing her upper body… Barely pausing before moving onto her panties, still holding her bra in one hand as she slips them down – showing off a neatly trimmed blonde pussy… And she’s naked, upright and giving us a full-frontal view. It’s a bit mumsy, but not bad for 54!

She steps off to the side, handing her underwear off to her husband – then giving him a kiss… Mouthing a quiet, “Thank-you”. It’s the kind of kiss that says, “You’ll get yours soon!”.

She turns away from from him and we follow her across the menage toward the beautiful horse that’s been put aside for her… As she walks he legs almost buckle under her and she lets out a laugh…

We move past her and focus in on the horse – getting a close-up look at him… Everything about him is power and beauty. Shiny, short hair over huge muscles. He’s standing as still as a statue, just occasionally twitching, clip-clopping on the concrete floor. It’s our champion stallion, Klik-Bait – and he’s looking as magnificent as ever.

We hear her gasping, “Ooohh.. Myyy… Gaawwwd!”, then swing around to see her reaction as she comes up close – a look of awe on her face, her mouth hanging open.

She raises her hands to his side – palms against his huge neck, reaching up to pat the side of his long head. He drops his head slightly toward her, clearly enjoying the touch.

Daisy keeps her eyes on the beast as she approaches, her mouth opening – pausing, then speaking, “Ooooooooh, he’s fucking sexy, is’n ‘e..?” She walks along his side, stroking her hand along his flank, fingers brushing his short hair.

“Is he the marrying kind?” Asks Renae.

We move around from behind Daisy to the side, so that we can see her face-to-face with her lover-to-be, reacting to our host’s question… “Oh yes… Yes please!”

She’s still breathing hard, and her soft tits are quivering, her chest rising and falling with increasing speed… Her small nipples are hard as little rocks, standing proud, indicating her sense of excitement.

She whispers, “Will you marry me, horsey? Mmmmm?” – then leans in and rubs his face, moving her hand up between his eyes, then down to his nose and he reacts by dropping his head down, brushing it down over her soft boob, squashing it against her chest. She skips back away from him, turning away from him and laughing.

She gathers herself, calms down, and then steps back to him, moving up close and stroking his neck and the side of his body, moving down his flank until she is beside his huge chest, commenting on how ‘Huuuuuggee!” he is, then leaning in – hands on his body – moving closer so that her soft tits are against him, close enough to squash them flat… She breaths hard, trying to calm herself as she places her ear against him and listens to his breathing, and his heart beating…

From off camera, our host squeaks, “How does that feel?”

There’s a pause before the answer, with Daisy taking the moment to soak up the slow breathing and heavy thudding of the beast’s heart, losing herself again him.

“Owwwwww… It’s… Awesome… He’s… Heeee’s amaaazziinnngg…”

Then turning her head to look back over her shoulder toward the camera, her expression changing from awe to grrrrr, “And I get to fuck him!”

She shows that she really can’t wait by sliding sideways, bending and stroking one hand under his belly, stroking toward his under-carriage…

As soon as she makes contact with the leathery sheath, the cock begins to grow. The sheath beginning to swell, and then almost ejecting the head of the cock into view, with the shaft slipping out behind it – the whole thing growing at an almost alarming rate. From nothing to ten inches in seconds… And that ten inches wobbles and bends under her continued attention, showing it’s got a lot more space to swell and grow.

“OOoooohh GGgaaaaawwwd!” She gasps as she watches it grow. Stroking it, rubbing, wrapping her fingers around it.

She bends more to the side, watching as she begins to run her hand up and down the thick shaft, jerking it… Letting out more moans and gasps as she helps the horse to harden. Fifteen inches now, getting too fat for her to hold easily. And within a few strokes it’s eighteen inches, with the head beginning to flare.

“OOooohhhh wwwwwoooowwww…” She’s really impressed. Holding tight, but turning her head back toward us and she tells us that, “It looks big on the telly… But it’s fucking huuuuuuuggggeee!” A couple more strokes. “… And it feels amazing… It’s hard, and heavy… But soft to the touch…”

She turns back to look at it as she jerks the beast. Leaning further to the side, moving closer… Sighing, “Oh God… I’ve got to taste it…” – and then moving closer, under his belly, moving her mouth toward the giant tool, pulling sideways toward her at the same time.

We move to a camera on the other side of the horse, looking under his belly to see Daisy as she closes in on his cock – fighting a smile and licking her lips – her mouth open as she gets closer to that huge, flared head… Bringing it right to her mouth and licking over the flat end of the shaft – running the middle of her tongue over the large entry to the urethra… Moaning her approval of the taste.

Doing it again… Several times… Slowly and wetly. Savouring the flavour and the idea of what she’s doing. Smacking her mouth shut and humming a long, satisfied, “MMmmmmmmm!” – then looking up at the camera and smiling again, before opening wide and pushing the head of the cock between her lips, twisting her head and angling her jaw to work the tip into her mouth.

The head of the cock is bigger than her mouth, so her lips are flared around it, her cheeks looking like they are sucked in – her eyes wide with excitement and awe.

Holding it in her mouth, she twist around under him, dropping to her knees and facing him, now with both hands on the heavy shaft, holding with one – stroking the other up and down, pumping it toward her strained mouth. We can hear her breathing through her nose, which is almost blocked by her top lip, which is being pushed out by the cock.

Struggling to breath… Sucking hard… Jerking smoothly… Looking beyond the horse, up into our camera… And giving us a wink! Dirty, dirty bitch!

She’s really getting into it – jerking and sucking – when the horse makes a sudden move and she is forced to pull back and out of frame, the horse’s cock swinging free.

We cut to a wider angle, re-watching this moment from a distance… The woman on her knees under the horse, her mouth around his cock, sucking and jerking… Then the horse twitching and stepping forward slightly, lifting one twitching hindleg, almost stepping on our slut. She pulls back, pulling away from the huge cock – releasing it as she jumps clear rubbing her thigh (which it appears the horse may have kicked).

We cut to a shot of Daisy standing off to the side, leaning against her husband, who has an arm around her shoulder as she rubs her leg… She looks like she’s in pain, but she’s still smiling and laughing.

We hear Renae asking, “Are you alright?” then adding, “You can stop if you need to…”

Then see our guest shaking her head and waving with her free hand (the other still rubbing her thigh), “Oh no… No way… I want to fuck him!” Beside her, her husband rolls his eyes – clearly not surprised by her insistence that she should continue.

On that note, we cut to a shot of Daisy standing beside Klik-Bait again, with Renae behind her, beside the horse, handling his cock as her guest, facing away from him, backs up under him, bending forward, supporting herself with her hands on her knees, legs bent to push her arse back as she shuffles back toward his huge cock, which Renae is pulling toward her, steering toward her 54-year-old snatch.

We switch back to that camera looking under the horse – watching as our host pushes the flared head of his cock up against the loose lips of her guest’s cunt. Rubbing it, and twisting it around…

Then cutting back to the front angle, looking at Daisy relying on the hands on her knees to support her as she pushes back against it – trying to force herself onto it, and it into her… Raising her head briefly so we can see the nerves and excitement showing on her face – then looking back down at the floor, and back under herself, between her boobs, under her belly, trying to see what’s going on behind her.

We hear Renae squeaking, “Stay still a second!” and our guest stops moving for a moment… Then pushing back and gasps, “Ooooohhh Gaaaaaaawwwwdddd!” – then looks up again, head back, mouth open, looking like she’s in heaven…

We cut back to a shot of Daisy’s rear end – backing up against the horse’s cock, the head of which has now disappeared into our guest’s pussy… Her lips stretching around it… Renae is holding the shaft with both hands, easing it forward, keeping it straight, making sure it slides deeper into her guest.

We move closer to that penetration… Watching as the huge shaft pushes into her flesh, folding her pussy lips back into her snatch… With her rocking back against it, then leaning forward a couple of inches – her flesh dragging against the shaft, her wetness making it shine, then pushing back against it again…

Pulling back we see her bumping back against the cock – Renae holding it, standing at a difficult angle beside the horse, looking up at us and flashing an approving smile – big dimples sinking into her cheeks.

We hear Daisy letting out little moans and groans each time she bounces back, then a loud “FUCK!” as she pushes back extra hard… Then cut to the front angle, so we can see the look on her face as she looks up – mild panic combined with complete joy as she feels that fist and forearm sized cock jamming right into her.

She takes one hand from her knee and brings it up to one of her dangling breasts, squeezing it then moving her fingers to the nipple, pinching and pulling on it as she continues bouncing back against the beast – still supporting herself with the hand on her other knee… Arse back against the horse’s cock… Riding it… Loving every second. Gasping and moaning… “Ohhhh ffffffuuuuccKKKK!”

We hear Renae calling, “Do you love it?” from the other side of the horse, and see the way Daisy nods as she continues to fuck herself on him. “Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhssss!”

Then we cut to a long shot, shooting from way across the stable building, our crew standing around as the ageing blonde continues to push back against the horse’s huge dick… Her husband standing with his hands on his hips. He doesn’t look excited, or even particularly interested, he looks more interested in the work of our crew… They are gathered around her – a cameraman to the side, looking toward Daisy. One to the side, focused on her body. One on the other side, filming Renae holding the huge shaft and smiling into camera, then moving in for a close-up of the cock in cunt action.

Then we cut into that close-up action again… Flesh stretched around the hard shaft – no room to move, but she’s moving anyway, pushing a few inches back, then sliding forward, then back again… Moaning the whole time. Swearing, “FuCK”, “SHHHIIITTE”, “OOHH FUCCCKK!”

Back to her face, catching the reaction in profile as she lets her head flop, looking toward the floor… Wincing and swearing, but always looking like she is in awe of what she is doing.

Back to Renae holding the cock, being pushed slightly to the side as Klik-Bait twitches a hindleg… Showing she knows how to read a horse, she calls, “Do you want it in your pussy or on your face?”

Daisy gives her answer without saying a word – pulling forward off the huge shaft, the end flaring wildly as it pulls clear of her distended pussy lips – then twisting around under his belly and dropping to her knees close to him, reaching up to grab the end of his cock, one hand four inches down the shaft, the other closer to the head. Leaning forward, mouth open a few inches from the tip…

Renae urges her to, “Rub the tip, squeeze it…” – and our guest runs her palm over the head of the cock, closing her fingers around the flared end, squeezing it, squashing it… Playing with it. Squeezing rather than pumping… Mouth still open, trying not to smile, clearly super excited…

She looks like she’s ready to let the horse explode on her face – that’s why she’s here… But she still manages to be completely shocked when it suddenly squirts what looks like half-a-pint of jism right into her face.

It hits her above her mouth, soaking her nose and cheekbones – then as she angles her head back, the second load hits her open mouth and chin as she squeals with surprise and delight. A huge smile crossing her face, making her fight to keep her mouth open for the third squirt…

It’s been three huge gouts of thick grey fluid – her face is soaked, her mouth half-full. It’s an impressively disgusting shot.

We’ve always said on our show that a dog-fuck is the most impressive sight, a pig’s semen the most copious, but a horse’s ejaculation is always the most explosive and impressive. It’s like a shot-gun of joy going off – blowing a woman’s mind, rather than blowing her head off.

She closes her mouth and swallows – a difficult swallow suggesting that as much as she was turned on and impressed by the cum-shot, the taste isn’t to her liking… But then she licks her lips, suggesting that she wants as much as she can.

She looks like she’s in shock as cum drips from her chin. Still holding the horse’s cock, smiling as it shrinks rapidly, softening and disappearing as fast as it grew…

Renae appears beside her, big dimples as she smiles, noting that, “OOooohh… He really gave you a good soaking, didn’t he?” as she raises a hand and smears some of that cum around her guest’s face. Daisy answers, “He did!” as our host runs a long fingernail through the jism.

She pulls back from the horse, releasing his cock, which flops away rather than swinging or bouncing… Shrinking back quickly toward his sheath. She brings both hands up and gives a double-thumbs-up to our camera, her face glistening as she smiles – still looking like she’s in shock, gasping, “Wow, that was amazing…” as we fade out on the scene.

We fade back in on a three-shot of Daisy, still naked and streaked with horse-jism, standing with an arm around Renae on one side, and her husband on the other. Renae grinning, the husband looking a little lost. They’re posing for a post-fuck photo.

Daisy turns toward her husband and taunts him to, “Give us a kiss…” – offering her cum smeared pursed lips, which he leans away from. Renae reaches across to take her guest’s chin, turning her head back toward her, asking, “Can I kiss the bride?” then leaning forward and giving her a peck on the lips…

It’s not a full kiss – Daisy had made it clear before we started filming that she didn’t want any lesbian action – she was only here for the horse, but she gets the humour of the moment, and allows the kiss… And then we freeze-frame, holding that image of the ladies kissing.

There’s a short pause, then text appears at the bottom of the screen to tell us that, “Daisy claims that she wants to ‘marry’ as many horses as possible. Her husband says that he’s happy if she’s happy.”

And that’s it for another week.

We start this week’s show with a smooth, driving shot – looking out from the back of a car as we drive through a quiet country town – houses and trees, blue skies, peace and quiet. The only strange thing is that all of the houses, trees, gardens, etc., are behind high fences with barbed wire on top…

We alter our camera position to see our fellow passenger in the back-seat, sitting looking out of the windows, tongues hanging out of their mouths – two sleek, black, mean-looking Doberman Pinchers… One sleeker, blacker and younger looking that the other, but both magnificent… We watch them watching the passing trees for a moment, then swing the camera to look into the front of the car, at the driver – chunky, gruff, and with as much hair coming out of the neck of his shirt as he seems to have on his head… Everyone’s favourite Cockney fat-boy – dog owner, trainer, and treater, Dennis Baxter.

He delivers his standard East End introduction over his shoulder, “’Ello… I’m Dennis Baxter, and in the back, that’s my boy Romeo, and the young fella is the latest in a long line of Casanovas… Son of the greatest slut-fucker in ‘istory – and ready to take over the title! And this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… This week we’re in Aldershot, home of the Grenadier Guards… One of the finest fighting forces in the world… In the UK of Zoo, there is no war, and no need for soldiers… But there’s always a place for soldier’s wives…” He smirks and laughs a little as he swings the car round a corner and almost immediately turns down a little slip road, that passes through the barbed wire fence… Bringing the car to a halt at a check-point, which is guarded by two armed soldiers.

We cut to an exterior view of him pulling up at the checkpoint in his black BMW… Watching as Dennis begins to explain himself to the guards – then cutting to:

An establishing shot of a base house – a regular little semi-detached house, but in a mini-estate located to the side of the main army base. Houses built for, and occupied by, British soldiers and their families.

Then we’re inside, looking at two couples – sitting wife, husband, husband, wife… The husbands are lean looking, strong men in their early fourties– cookie cutter copies of each other with short dark hair and square jaws. The wives have a tired, hard-life look to them – both are reasonably attractive, but neither is a beauty queen (one is a brunette, the other a dirty blonde). The men are combat pants and t-shirts, with dark socks (but no boots). The women are both wearing t-shirts, with the brunette wearing skinny jeans and the blonde wearing a knee length skirt.

They introduce themselves to camera – moving along the line.

Brunette wife, “I’m Holly Walker, I’m 42 years old.”
First husband, “Sergeant Kevin Walker… 40.”
Second husband, “Staff Sergeant Andrew Hill… 43.”
Blonde wife, “And I’m Ashley Hill, and I’m 43 years old too.”

We cut to the other side of the room, getting a shot of Dennis, down on one knee, with a Doberman on either side of him – both sitting patiently, tongues hanging out, looking dead ahead at the strangers on the couch – and a couple of camera and sound crew behind him, aiming their equipment at the two couples…

Dennis asks, “So… A couple of happy couples… Tell me – why do you need us here today?”

We cut back to the couch – with the two couples exchanging glances, non-verbally selecting their spokesperson… Before the second husband, Andrew, takes charge… “Well… Kevin and myself, we’ve been friends since we joined the army… We met, you know, on day one, basic training… We’ve always been on the same wavelength. We used to go out clubbing, looking to meet girls, and if only one of us pulled, well, we’d share the girl…”

Ashley, Andrew’s blonde wife, smiles and nods.

Andrew continues, “The night we met Ash… I think it was Kevin who pulled, and I just ended up in bed with them, and had a great time, and Ash has been with me since… And when we got married, Kev was my best man… And I wasn’t there when he met Holly, but I was his best man when they got married… And we all went on their honeymoon together… So, we’re close… And the girls, naturally, are close too…”

They all look at each other, smiling and smirking…

Andrew goes on, “I think all soldiers are a bit worried, when they go away on active duty, about leaving their wives at home, about what happens if they get bored, or feel the need for a bit of fun, you know… And knowing our girl’s sexual appetites, I think we both worried what might happen if we weren’t around, so we encouraged them to just have fun with each other when we were away…”

Ashley takes over, speaking quickly – as if she’s used to having to talk over her husband to be heard, “Thing is – we’re not lesbians… We’re not really into that… We like our men… These men… And we’d never cheat on them… But, she’s my best friend, not my lover… I mean, we still fuck – because we’ve got needs… But it’s always with a strapon… That’s the only way we can both have some fun… We alternate, one week she’ll be the man, and I’ll let her fuck me… The next time I’ll be the man and she’ll be my bitch!”

We see Holly smirking at being called a bitch as Ashley continues – her mouth going 100mph. “And dildos are fine… They fill you up… But they’re not real… And sleeping with the same girl, time after time, isn’t that exciting… For me… When the boys are home, I might be with my husband, or I might be with hers, or I might be with her while they watch… It’s exciting… And the boys are always very energetic – especially when they’ve been away for a while… But when it’s just us, it’s like, juuuuuust about enough… And we want something more than that – something exciting and unpredictable… Spicy…”

We cut to a shot of Dennis with a hand on the neck of each of his dogs, nodding, and commenting, “And when did you decide that bringing dogsex into the relationship was the way forward?”

Both girls simultaneously look up and away, feigning disinterest – as if this is nothing to do with them… The husbands look at them, then at each other… Before Andrew takes over again, “Errr… I don’t think anyone really wants to admit it was their idea… I think it was Ash… She’s very good at getting what she wants… Making suggestions, stuff like that… But no, no one remembers where the idea came from…”

Ashley doesn’t look down, but adds, “We might have talked about it when you were in Afghanistan… Fantasized a bit… Maybe…”

We hear Dennis’s gruff voice from off camera again, “So you two do some lesbian stuff, but you’re not lesbians. And you’re curious about dogs, but it’s not an obsession… You just want some excitement…?”

Both girls nod, with their husbands looking around at them. No one says anything but they all seem on the edge of laughter.

Dennis looks from one husband to the other, and asks, “And you boys… What do you think about the whole dog thing?”

The soldiers look at each other, then Kevin answers, “I think we’re both really turned on by anything our girls want to do…”

“Yeah, whatever they want… If it turns them on, it turns us on…” Confirms the slightly older man.

“Are you going to do some lesbian stuff for us today?” Dennis asks. “Just to get warmed up, like…”

Ashley leans forward and looks past the husbands to her friend, and Holly looks back at her, shrugging a little and nodding. “Yeah, if you want to see it…” Confirms the blonde.

“Oh yeah, WE want to see it, yeah…” Laugh the boys.

Ashley laughs at their enthusiasm, “Yeah, well… The dogs are for us, the lesbian stuff is for the boys… So yeah… They’re here, so we’ll do some kissing and touching and stuff…” She laughs, as if this is a silly, childish thing to do.

And on that note, we cut to a shot of the two women on their feet, face-to-face infront of the couch, with their men sitting behind them. They appear to have just started kissing, trying not to laugh – as much as they mash their tongues and lips up against each other, there doesn’t seem to be any passion in it, it’s a show… A very pleasant show to watch, but still a show…

They break off the kiss for a moment, just long enough for Holly to note that, “It feels a little funny, we don’t usually kiss…”

Behind them Andy notes that, “You don’t usually fuck dogs either, but you’re gonna do that in a minute!”

And the girls laugh a little before Ahsley moves back in for another kiss – apparently a little more interested that her friend. As they kiss, their hands move around each other’s backs and behinds, then around to the front to start working on each other’s zippers and buttons… Ashley’s skirt loosened, falls off quickly, revealing a tight little arse with pert buttocks and a white g-string that splits them perfectly… Holly’s jeans are a slower affair, with her blonde friend getting up close and personal as she inches them down, kissing her hips, red panties and thighs as she inches the tight denim down her smooth, slim thighs and over her knees.

The women make short work of each other’s t-shirts – pausing only briefly to decide who should removes who’s top first – then Holly peeling Ashley’s top off to reveal a white Wonderbra that makes a good show of a smallish pair of tits; and Ashley skinning Holly’s t-shirt off over her head to show off a lovely pair of C-cup boobs trapped in a red satin bra.

Holly turns her back to Ashley, facing the men (inadvertently turning her back on our cameras) and raises her hands to lift her long dark hair up away from her back so that her blonde friend can unclasp her bra, then slip it off – reaching around from behind to cup and squeeze the firm boobs, leaning her head forward over the shoulder to kiss the brunette’s neck.

Holly turns around, reaching around her friend to unhook her bra, removing it toward herself, dropping it and allowing Ashley’s small boobs to brush up against hers… Moving around a little so that their nipples flick over each other’s flesh… They share another kiss or two, again – the kiss isn’t exactly full of passion, but it’s a little breathy – the heat of the moment beginning to get to the girls.

We cut away from the topless tarts to get a quick reminder of our watching dogs… The two Doberman Pinchers now on their feet, tail stubs wagging, both of them taking turns to look up at Dennis as if they are asking to be let loose on the ladies…

When we cut back to our guests, they have stepped apart and are standing side-by-side, infront of their husbands, facing away from us, taking their panties and peeling them down, bending forward, presenting their behinds to our dogs and our cameras – as they slip the underwear off, showing off their pussy lips – then straightening up and turning around to face each other again… Letting us see slim bodies, smooth flesh, shaven pussies… Side-by-side and nude, we can see their bodies aren’t perfect – both carrying just a couple of kilos over fighting weight, not quite flat bellied, Holly’s bigger boobs sag just a little, whilst Ashley’s are small and firm… They aren’t stunners – neither would make the pages of Playboy, but they’d both look at home in the tackier top shelf magazines at your local newsagent…

From behind them, we hear Andrew issue the ‘order’ in his best drill sergeant voice, “Release the dogs of war!” – and the girls smile, taking a quick look at each other, before both dropping to their knees – reaching forward to welcome our two beasts as they scamper into the shot…

Both dogs head toward Holly, and she’s not sure how to handle the attention, reaching out to stroke them but trying to steer Casanova toward her friend at the same time.

Ashley drops forward to her knees to get closer to the animals, reaching out to try and grab Casanova’s collar, pulling him toward her.

Holly is allowing Romeo to move right up between her arms, stroking him to the point of almost hugging him against her naked breasts. He’s licking at her face but she’s tipping her head back to try and stay out of range. Turning her head to see how her friend is getting on…

Ashley is making a fuss of the younger dog, trying to get his attention, but he’s too big looking around the set, looking at the other woman, at the men on the couch, and at Ashley, not sure what he should be doing.

Behind them, their husbands are offering random words of encouragement, “Yeah… Play with ‘em…”, and “Oh, they like this… They’re up for this…”

Holly moves her hands down Romeo’s body, slipping one under his belly to begin to fondle at his sheath, making an “oh” face as she fumbles and finds the firm shaft within. “What have we here?” – as if she doesn’t know!

To her side, Ashley is attempting to do the same – with Casanova turned side-on to her. She reaches over his back and down under him, stroking his shaft. Then changing tactics, bringing her hand around behind him and reaching up between his hindlegs to cup his sheath, fondling and finding the hardness inside…

We can hear our host growling, “’Ere we go!” as he watches both of his boys being taken in hand.

We cut back and forth between close-ups of the two dog’s cocks. The only give away at to which dog we’re watching being fondled is the colour of the girl’s nail polish. Sheaths are gradually peeled back revealing angled heads and hard, shiny shafts. A couple of inches, then three, then four… As they are growing we occasionally cut to see the lady’s faces as they react to what they can feel, or to the husbands on the couch watching their wives jerking dogs off…

Romeo is ‘in-the-lead’, more aware of what’s going on and what’s expected of him… More experienced in how much fun he’s about to have… And after a few more seconds he starts to buck against Holly’s hand. He’s ready…

We hear one of the husbands calling out, “Come on, gels… Assume the position!” and the other adding a “Yeah!”

We cut to a shot of the two women dropping down onto all fours, facing away from us, toward their men… Romeo is already trying to mount Holly, Casanova is moving around beside him, distracted from Ashley again, trying to copy his older brother by mounting the same woman – leaving the blonde to look over her shoulder and slap her behind, trying to get his attention.

It’s further proof that dogs aren’t motivated by how good a woman looks – because Ashley is just as sexy as her friend. Her boobs smaller, but her face perfectly acceptable.

We stay in the wide shot so we can take in the full scene, watching as Romeo takes up position – rising up over her Holly’s behind, then dropping down onto her back, his front legs wrapping down around her ribs as he pulls himself forward against her behind. She lets out a surprised yelp, “OH GOD!”

Her husband laughs, “’E knows what ‘e’s doin!”

To Holly’s side, Ashley gives her behind another slap, calling out, “Casa-novaaaa!”, finally getting his attention with a wiggle of her behind… He steps away from Holly and back to Ash… Dropping his snout down between her thighs and landing a couple of fast licks over her pussy… Making her pull her arse forward, surprised by the contact rather than trying to avoid it…

Meanwhile, Romeo is punching the tip of his cock toward Holly’s pussy, smacking up against it, making her gasp. She’s tensing up, ready to take a dog cock for the first time…

Beside her, Ashley drops to her elbows, her small chest to the floor, pushing her rear back toward the dog – who immediately gives up on the licking and makes an ugly lurch forward, rising up over her back, his front paws scraping over her back as he almost claws his way into position. Ashley gritting her teeth and letting out a painful growled, “AAAAHhhhhhhwwwwww!”

That noise is drowned out by the sudden, “Iwww iwww iwwww iwwwww” as Romeo finds his target and begins the fuck her friend.

Back with Ashley, with her chest of the floor she is able to reach back between her thighs and fondle for the dog’s cock, moving it toward her pussy, aiming it for the beast… And then jerking forward and gasping as the younger dog slots home…

We’ve suddenly got simultaneous dog fucks in effect… The two army wifes side-by-side on their knees, bent forward, both being fucked by Doberman dogs… With Holly letting out the non-stop, almost annoying, “Iwwww iwww iwwww” whining yelp, and Ashley just taking it silently – gritting her teeth as the dog jams into her sex.

We move to the side, looking at Holly with Romeo on her back, pounding away, her big tits jiggling under her as she keeps on making all that noise; and beyond her Ashley with her knees, leaning forward with her tits squashed against the floor, Casanova pumping into her from behind with her gritting her teeth and taking it silently…

We pull back a little so that we can see their husbands, sitting forward on the couch, grinning and laughing as their wives descend deep into bestiality…

Romeo knows what he’s doing, hindpaws planting in the carpet between his bitches ankles, front legs holding her tight, rear end pumping toward her pussy, cock driving fast and hard… Casanova is a lot rougher, hindpaws moving around, stepping over and between her legs, front legs scraping on her back, the thrusts into her pussy coming in short bursts of eight or nine jerks at a time, constantly re-adjusting… Holly looks and sounds like she’s having fun… Ashley, not so much.

Having started a little earlier than his brother, Romeo soon begins to slow, pushing his hindquarters up against hers, holding position, and resting his jaw down on her shoulder. Her “Iwwww iwwww iwwww” begins to transition into a “AAahhhhh aaaahhhh aaahhhh!” as the dog’s knot begins to grow inside her.

Next to them, Casanova is distracted by the change in Holly’s voice, and by his brother’s sudden stillness, and he promptly pulls back away from Ashley, his big cock flopping backwards and swinging free of her snatch. She lets out a gasp and unclenches her teeth, and we see her flashing a quick smile as she pushes back up onto hands and knees. The smile suggesting that she’s having fun no matter how things looked before.

Casanova moves over to investigate the Romeo/Holly knotting, and Ashley crawls after him – reaching under her friend to playfully cup and fondle one of her hanging boobs, asking, “How’s it going..?”

Holly turns her head to look up at her friend, slowing the “Aaaahh aahhh aahhhh” long enough to nod and say, “It’s big… It’s soooo big…”

Casanova is sniffing around, stepping between the wives, breaking Ashley’s hold on her friend’s boob. The blonde immediately switches her attention to the dog, grabbing his collar, holding him in place, and reaching between his hindlegs to pull his cock back to where Holly can see it, asking, “As big as this?” – then smiling and leaning in to lick the dripping angled tip infront of her friend’s face. Kissing it, then wrapping her lips around it…

The Doberman stands still, not disturbing this feeling that he clearly enjoys… He’s side-by-side with his brother, facing opposite directions. There’s a blonde behind him, sucking and kissing his cock, and there’s a brunette under his brother, knotted and loving it. It’s dog heaven.

Ashley turns her head as she works the dick, letting her husband (and his friend) see exactly what she’s doing. Pulling the cock out so she can say, “MMmmmm… Doggy cock is yummy!”, then slipping it back between her lips to suck some more.

On the couch infront of the ladies, the two burley soldiers are wide-eyed, open-mouth, and busy rubbing their crotches. Holly’s husband, Kevin, has his hand on the building front of his pants; Ashley’s man, Andrew, has his inside his pants, working his cock direct!

Kevin urges Ashley to, “Put it in her mouth…”, and Andrew agrees, “Yeeaaahh!”

Not wanting to disappoint, and understanding that they’re here to impress their men, Ashley smiles around the shaft of the dog’s cock, then slips it out of her mouth and pulls Casanova toward her friend’s face.

Holly is still struggling through the knotting, still letting out that constant, annoying stream of “AAhhhh aaahhh aaaaHHH” as she struggles with the size of the knot, but she’s very aware of what’s going on, so she raises her head and turns toward the approaching dog cock – opening her mouth to accept the gift, wrapping her lips around the wet end of the glistening shaft… The constant “AAaahhh aaaahhh aaahhh” is suddenly muffled, not silent, but much quieter as she sucks the tip. She looks up at her husband and nods her head to confirm that he’s happy, her friend leans forward to lick across the shaft, her head pretty much blocking the view for the men. No one cares, they all know what’s happening and they love it!

We cut back to the wide shot… The full scene has Holly on her hands and knees, Romeo on her back, holding tight, pumping semen into her cunt; Ashley beside her, holding onto Casanova’s cock, which is held between her mouth and Holly’s, with both of them sucking. Infront of them, their husbands are sitting on the couch, still rubbing themselves. Zips being undone, cocks being pulled out, full on wanking beginning as they watch the women with the dogs.

Back to the close-up of the cock-sucking… Ashley pulls the cock out of Holly’s mouth, and before the brunette can start moaning again, leans forward to kiss her again – open lipped, tongue exploring for some flavour… Then breaks off the kiss and takes the cock back into her mouth for a quick suck… Holly manages to moan “Dirty bitch… Suck that cock…” as she watches her friend in action from inches away. With Ashley going fast and hard for a few seconds, slipping her wet lips up and down the shiny shaft… Then she pulls it out again, smiling as she switches it back to her friend’s mouth. Whispering, “Much better than a dildo!”, which makes Holly chuckle even as she’s taking the cock back into her mouth.

We see one of our crew moving in behind the brunette to get a long over-due low angle shot… Filming up between the dog’s hindlegs and our guest’s thighs.

We cut to his point of view where we can see the dog’s fat knot stretching out our guest’s pussy lips, with cum seeping out and dripping down to the carpet.

We cut to a wider angle to take in the whole scene again, watching Romeo shifting on her Holly’s back a little, and the two women taking turns to suck Casanova’s cock, as their husbands sit infront of them jerking off in awe of their partners.

We can see our crew catching all of this from multiple angles, audio and video, and Dennis standing with his arms folded across his chest, looking proud of his boys and impressed by these bitches.

Then we’re back to the close-up action of the dog’s cock in his bitch’s pussy, watching as the knot shifts and twists back into view, cum squirting out and spraying toward camera. We can hear Holly squealing in surprise at the withdrawal…

Back to a wide shot to see our cameraman recoiling, his camera soaked, as the sleek black beast pulls back and dismounts Holly’s back. Hearing Holly’s squeal again and watching her slump forward, exhausted and relieved to be free of the knot.

We hold this shot for a moment, then cut to a shot of the two wives side-by-side, kneeling next to each other… The dogs are opposite them, facing away, with their big cocks pulled out back between their hindlegs, big bollocks on show… They’ve swapped dogs, with Casanova is now infront of Holly, and Romeo backed up infront of Ashley… The girls are already sucking on those cocks, trying not to smile as they look sideways at each other.

Every few seconds they pull back and turn toward each other, sharing a little kiss, or flicking their tongues against each other – then they cross the dog cocks over, and suck them again cross-cocks style, just sucking the tips, slurping against them, giggling a little, and then switching back after another quick kiss.

A little more sucking, then Ashley reaches up and takes hold of Casanova’s and easing it out of her friends mouth… Holly doesn’t object, pulling her head back to watch her friend in action. Ashley brings Casanova’s cock over to her mouth, whilst she continues to suck Romeo, then opens wider, pulling his cock slightly from her mouth, then pushing both the tips of both cocks back between her lips. Trying to ease them both into her mouth at the same time.

Holly’s smile grows as she watches her friend trying to suck both cocks, she admires the effort.

The blonde sucks both, letting them both shoot little jets of jism into the back of her throat until she is about to choke, then coughs them both out, looking simultaneously out of breath and amused. Coughing a little, then swinging both cocks over toward her friend, “Your turn…” and laughing as the brunette leans forward, licking her lips and opening her mouth as wide as she can to take both cocks into her mouth…

Holly does a better job than Ashley, managing to take a few inches of each between her lips, almost managing to close her mouth around them and managing a couple of head bounces against them before she chokes and pulls back..

They share another kiss, licking each other’s lips, then pulling back and returning to sucking one cock each…

We cut away just in time to see Kevin ejaculate into the air, still jerking and turning himself into a human fountain. Breathing hard and almost growling as he cums. Spunk landing on his pants and the front of his t-shirt.

Now we cut back to Holly and Ashley, each with a cock in their mouth, their heads turned toward each other as they suck. Fighting smiles as they suck. They look as amused as they are horny… The looks they are giving each other clearly indicating that they feel they are sharing something special…

Holly pulls her head back from Casanova’s cock and leans toward Ashley, who follows suit, pulling her mouth off Romeo’s cock and leaning toward her friend so that the pair can share a long, wide-mouthed kiss, mashing lips up together. When they break from the kiss, then turn back to the cocks, letting extra shots of watery cum splash against their tongues and faces, before turning back to swap that between them, moving on to lick each other’s lips, chins, cheeks, etc. Cleaning up good.

In the midst of all this kissing, the dogs have been released and allowed to stagger away – the girls have had their fun now, our boys have earned a rest.

Kev sits forward on the edge of the couch, spreading his thighs and leaning forward to watch the action closer, half looking toward our camera and telling us, “Let me tell you something… There is nothing in the world that is sexier than watching your wife swapping dog-spunk with your best friend’s wife!”

Beside him, in a strained voice that indicates he’s close to exploding, Andrew gasps, “Yeeeeaaaaaapp!”

We cut to Holly as she makes one last, slow, careful swipe of her tongue over Ashley’s lips and chin, clearing the last drops and streaks of doggy cum away. She looks up at her husband and corrects him, “Naaa… Naaa… There’s nothing in the world that’s sexier than being the one swapping the dog-spunk!”

Holly laughs and leans into her friend to re-engage with the kiss. This time it’s a more hungry kiss, all but chewing her friend’s lips before the blonde can break away from, still smiling and climb up onto the couch with her husband, sitting astride him, rubbing her pussy against his rapidly softening cock, smearing his cum into his pants as she leans forward to share a long, deep tongue kiss with him, no doubt sharing some of that doggy flavour with him – and he’s not complaining. His hands squeezing her arse as she rubs against him.

Beside them, Holly crawls forward, up and over her husband’s lap as he continues to wank, lining her open mouth up infront of his cock which he is now jerking as fast as he can. Almost as soon as she’s in position he blows his load into her waiting mouth and over her face, making her let out another of those annoying, “IIwwwwwwwww!” sounds, twisting her face up in mock-disgust. As her husband stops jerking, she moves forward, letting her big boobs rub over his spent cock, smearing his cum against her flesh, as she moves up to kiss him with her cum filled mouth. Like his friend, he’s happy to lean forward and meet her kiss.

Behind them, Casanova and Romeo are standing back from the action, seemingly aware that they are no longer needed, and Dennis is stepping forward to stroke both of them on the head and neck, telling them both that they are “Good boys”… And on that note, with all parties satisfied, we fade to black.

White letters begin to type up on the screen, telling us that, “Since filming the show, Holly and Ash have both got their own dogs to ‘protect’ them when their husbands are deployed.”

An image fades in showing the two of them, nude, standing behind a large Labrador and an Alsatian… On either side of the dogs, upright on their knees, are two other nude women with similar bodies and half-face masks to hide their identities. All four women are saluting the camera and smiling.

A second caption tells us that, “They now regularly host little dog parties for each other and some of their friends on the base.”

We begin the show with a lens flare from the sun on a bright summer’s day… Then pull back and away to see a beautiful cloudless blue sky… Then down to crash back to reality and see that we are on a housing estate that’s anything but sunny and beautiful.

A terrace of dull, colourless, two-up/two-down council houses – looking about as boring as boring gets. The presence of our cameras is obviously the most exciting thing to happen here for a long time! We know this because there are a couple of residents standing outside their front-doors looking up the street toward us.

We’re not surprised when a caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in: “MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we zoom in on one of the houses, with a middle-aged woman standing outside… And as we zoom in, seeing her light brown, centre parted hair, and her grey features, she feigns surprise at being picked out – unconvincingly indicating that we shouldn’t be filming her…

Just as we think she’s about to introduce herself, we pull back to see our host standing in the foreground, just infront of our camera. White haired, casual and relaxed. As we focus on him, he crouches down to give a big black German Shepherd dog some attention, rubbing his neck and flank. He introduces himself, and the show, in a polite west coast Scottish accent.

“Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss… And this is my boy, Bucky, and it might not look like it, but we LOVE travelling up and down the country, meeting stupid sluts, who actually want to have sex with him – on camera!”

He stands up again, nodding backwards toward the house, and the woman we saw earlier… “And this week, here in glamorous Manchester – we’ve found another of them… Let’s go find out what her excuse is…”

We look up over his shoulder to see this week’s guest again – then cut to a half-body shot of her, from the hips up. We’re much closer this time, and we can see her much better… The centre-parted hair is several different shades of brown, her skin almost grey and looking tired, her lips thin. She looks like she’s had a hard life – but her wry smile suggests that she’s enjoyed every minute of it.

She introduces herself in an accent that veers wildly between a Mancunian growl, and a Turkish sneer… “My name is Samanah Zohrabi. I’m 51, and I’m from Manchester.”

We cut to a two-shot of this grey older lady standing to the side of our host. Even as he’s talking to her, he seems more interested in his dog than his guest, as he asks (in a cynical tone), “So, let’s have some fun… How about you give me your excuse for being here today…”

“Okay, I won’t tell you a lie… I’ve been turned on by dogs for a long time… I always knew it was wrong… When people try to say now that zoo is a sexuality, and it should be accepted like being gay, or bi… I just think, no, is not normal, is wrong… THAT’S why it turns me on!” She looks incredulous, and a little excited at being given the chance to say this out loud.

Andy nods, approving of the honesty. “And…?”

She answers again, “I wanted to do it for so long, but I never knew how to find someone. My husband doesn’t like it… I tried to get him to watch videos with me, I tried to make it like it was his idea – I wanted him to ask me to do it for him – then I could be guilt free!” She smiles at the thought, then continues, “But no, he thinks its ugly, and it’s not sexy… I think that’s WHY it’s sexy!”

Andy continues nodding, egging her on, “And..?”

She makes a sound somewhere between a sigh and a giggle – smiling as she shows her excitement, “Okay… So, I’ve been married a long time, I’ve had three daughters, and over the last 5 years they’ve each got married, and they each had their first child… And I love them all dearly, and I love my grandchildren, and it’s all very special… But I’m so fucking bored of being the nice mother, the nice grandmother… I just want, for one time in my life, to be the dirty slut… And I can’t imagine anything dirtier than fulfilling my fantasy on your show!”

Andy nods, pauses, then asks, “Did you tell anyone you were going to do this?”

This time our aging guest lets out a loud laugh, “Oh yes… I told my girls, and I told my best friend, and my husband… And NONE of them believed me. I think they all thought I was trying to be funny, or trying to shock them… None of them realise how much it turns me on… I just can’t go my whole life without fulfilling my fantasy… So here I am… Large as life and twice as ugly, and ready to make everyone sit up and look at me!!

As usual, when a woman gives Andy an honest answer, he doesn’t make her wait. “In that case, I don’t think we should make you wait another minute… Have you met my boy, Bucky?”

She takes his question as an invitation to drop down to a crouch and make a fuss over the hairy beast, rubbing his head, neck and back, telling us that, “He’s a big, scary boy… And a bit smelly… He’s perfect!”

Andy, now out of shot, asks, “What do you want to do to him?” (as if he doesn’t already know).

She doesn’t stop fussing over him, looking at him with a longing and a hunger as she pats his side firmly. “I want for him to fuck me… Fuck me really well… Then I want to suck on his doggy cock, and swallow his doggy cum!” She laughs a little once she’s confirmed this – a laugh of relief and expectation.

We hear Andy again, noting that, “I think we better get you and him inside, so we can get him inside you…”

She looks up with an excited expression, nodding and smiling… We fade through to…

Inside the house, in the living room… A shot of Bucky, his mouth hanging open, tongue out, panting – an excited look on his face, his tail wagging as he looks at the living room door…

The door opens and out guest walks in… She’s already naked, and despite her age, it’s not a bad sight… She’s carrying a few extra kilos, but her big, heavy tits still look quite firm, her belly whilst soft isn’t too fat, her skin isn’t too wrinkled. She looks her age, but well kept.

As she enters, she sees the cameras pointed at her, and waves with both hands, “Hello everyone…”

She moves straight over to the waiting dog, and drops down to her knees infront of him. “And hello to you…”

She looks down at him, then up at our host and says, “I want him to fuck me so hard that I never want to go back to fucking my husband!” And then laughs…

She’s definitely a confident old cunt!

Andy releases him and the beast heads straight over to our fat bitch, his big mouth open, tongue out… She bends forward, her belly and tits both wobbling and hanging down as she reaches down to him… He comes in between her hands, then stuffs his snout up between her thick thighs, and begins to sniff and lick at her…

Standing over him, she parts her thighs, allowing him access to her fat pussy lips – and he digs in harder – sliding his warm, pink tongue over her chunky gash… Slicing between her lips and into her hole, then out…

She shuffles back a little, body shaking… Big mouth open, letting out a grunt of approval… “OOooohhh tthaatt hits the spot…”

We cut to a close-up, watching that long tongue slotting through her pussy lips, curling back on itself… Dragging the big, fat lips around… Big thighs spreading a little wider as our guest crouches a little to give him better access.

Our host checks, “Do you like that?”

Bucky continues licking for a little longer, then steps back and turns around, looking up at Andy, then back at his bitch, his wonderful tongue hanging down, not being put to its best use anymore! His tail wags…

Beyond him, our large guest stumbles forward on slightly shaky legs, and bends over him to rub his sides, asking him, “Is that it? Is that all I get? I was enjoying that!!”

Andy orders his guest to, “Lay down on the floor and spread those fucking legs… He’ll lick you some more… Just open yourself up…”

Samanah doesn’t take much persuading – dropping heavily to the floor, onto her soft arse, and then laying back, her big tits falling sideways toward her arms… Knees in the air, wide apart, opening herself up to the dog, who isn’t waiting for an invitation… He drops his head down between her thighs and starts licking over her pussy again… Making the dirty slut arch her back and gasp, bringing her hands up to support those big tits, pushing them together to form mountains of flesh on her chest.

We cut to a shot of our host watching the action, the look on his face suggesting that this large lady does nothing for him, and he’s just here for his dog. Quietly encouraging him, “Good boy… Keep going… Make her cum…”

Samanah gasps and moans throughout, mashing her big tits together, fingers digging in to the soft flesh as she squeezes them, spreading her thighs wider as the big, bad Alsatian continues to work her slot… Dragging his wide, wet tongue over it again and again, dragging her lips and clit around with each heavy stroke… “Ohhhh fffuccckk…. OOOhhh ttthhaattt..sss…” Her low, slow delivery make her sound almost bored, but we can see her flesh shaking, and we know she’s loving this…

She twists and squirms a little as he continues to lick her, arching her back, pulling her tits up toward her chin, tipping her head down to meet them, her tongue out to lick her own nipples…

“Oh… You like that, don’t you…?” Calls Andy, stating the obvious, “Sucking your titties whilst that doggy licks your cunt… Love it, don’t you, you dirty cunt!”

She ignores him – and then suddenly throws her head back, mouth open, gasping – turning red… Bucky’s wide tongue taking her over the edge to the greatest pleasure a woman can have… Her first dogasm…

“Are you cumming?” Calls Andy, this time asking the obvious. “Dirty cunt – cumming with a doggy… I bet you want his big cock in your cunt, don’t you..?”

But she’s in no condition to answer… Ignoring him, arching her back, squeezing her fat tits together, cumming harder than he’s ever made her cum… We watch her holding as still as she can, saying nothing, her mouth open – shivering – jerking – spasming … As the dog continues to lick at her cunt… Then she pulls forward, letting out a little squeak of submission – she can’t take any more!

We cut to a shot of Samanah a few minutes later, sitting upright – the dog has moved on from licking her, and she’s smiling… Recovering, but looking very satisfied, nodding and pouting as Andy asks (in a mocking tone), “Was that fun?”

She gives him a wide smile, and nods faster as he asks, “Do you want him to fuck you now?” Leading to him snarling, “I bet you fucking do, you slag!” – which just makes the old whore smile even wider.

In the background, we can see Bucky moving around, with half an erection poking out of his sheath, all-but fucking the air… Ready to drill the fuck out of this chunky slut…

She rolls from the seated position onto her hands and knees, her big tits and soft belly hanging down loose, wobbling as she moves into position. With her arms out straight, her knees shoulder width apart, her back bent downwards – arse pushed out… She’s ready…

Bucky circles around behind her – he’s ready too… And he’s not fussy… She’s female, she’s willing, and she’s available… He never says no…

Samanah looks back over her shoulder, making kissing noises and urging him to “Come on…” as he moves around behind her… Moving around – pausing, like he’s not sure what to do – head above her arse, looking around, then moving forward and pushing up and over her… His front legs wrap around her thick middle, his big hairy body against her back – and she lets out a grunt… It’s a slow, unsure move, rather than his usual confident mount – but he soon gets into his usual swing…

He pumps his semi-erect cock up against her big pussy lips, stabbing at her… A couple of thrusts – not hitting his target, then stumbling forward, closer behind her, pushing with his hindpaws as he brings his cock right up behind her cunt… And pumping again…

She gasps, “OOH YYESSSS!” as he stabs home – the tip of his cock parting her pussy lips and pushing inside…

Almost as soon as this begins, we hear her Andy calling, “Take it, slut!” – as if she had any other plans!

We cut to a close-up of her big fat pussy, shot from the floor between her knees, looking up as his big fat cock slams in and out… Wet and loud… And fast… So fast… Dog cum already beginning to drop from her loose flesh.

We drop back to the wide shot – watching her body being shaken, her belly and tits wobbling and swinging under her as she’s rocked forward by each of the superfast, hard-as-hell thrusts…

We hold this angle for pretty much the whole fuck… The dog holding tight, leaning into her, pounding hard and fast… His cock driving into her old twat… Her big mouth hanging slightly open, but smiling at the same time… Enjoying every second.

From the wider angle, we can see her flesh rippling and wobbling under the all-out assault… This bitch might not be the best-looking slut we’ve had on the show, but the way she moves, and the way she enjoys the fuck, is mesmerising… Midway through we drop into slow motion just to watch the flesh move…

Then back to full speed, watching him giving it everything he’s got… Forcing himself deeper, pulling tighter to her wide frame, making her gasp as he comes to an almost anti-climatic halt… Holding still for a second, then just dropping his jowls to her back, mouth slightly open, breathing hard… Holding close.

She’s left close – but not quite there… Looking a little incredulous that the pounding is already over – but delighted that she’s done it… Almost laughing, and coo-ing that the knot is growing inside her…

We cut down under her again, looking up at her pussy wrapped around Bucky’s big knot… Cum leaking slowly but steadily… Dripping off her clit…

Then back to look at Andy, standing to the side, watching closely – moving closer and dropping down infront of her red face, a leering smile on his face as he asks, “Is it good?”

Samanah looks up at him, a loose lipped smile, barely able to handle the knot, never mind answering questions…

Our host looks up over her back, into the dog’s face, and asks him, “Is it good?” – and the dog just looks back at him, tongue out, panting… Andy looks up into our camera and nods, “Yeaahhh… It’s good… That’s good Turkish cunt, that is…”

We cut down for another look at that fine Turkish cunt – her fat pussy lips, stretched around his fatter cock – the knot still hidden inside… Cum dripping…

Next – to a wide shot, looking at the powerful beast on the big woman’s back – his dark hair against her olive flesh – his front legs still tight around her… A fold of soft side-flesh forming around his limb. Andy moves around them and takes hold of his dog’s tail, raising it so we can get a clear shot of the action – the puckering arsehole and the switching balls as the beast pumps semen into his bitch. He’s talking to her the whole time, “Dirty fucking slut… Do you like that? Do you like dog cum in your cunt?” – and she’s answering with a quiet, strained, “Yes” each time.

We cut back a close-up of Samanah’s face… Her big mouth still hanging open, loose lips hanging. Looking like she’s a little lost in the moment… Then grimacing a little and letting out a deep grunt as the dog shifts position on her back.

Shutting her eyes tight, gritting her teeth, leaning forward slightly… Gasping an, “Oooohh God!” as she feels the knot move inside her.

Then we move back behind her – looking up at the dog’s big balls, hanging behind her pussy, swinging a little as they pulse, pumping more hot spunk into our guest’s belly. Her lips seeming little more spread, suggesting that the knot may be beginning its slow exit.

Andy asks, “Does it hurt?” Then, before she can respond, adding, “Good! It’s what you deserve, isn’t it? It’s what you wanted..?” – and she manages, once again, to moan a “Yes”…

We watch her react in close-up – her big mouth hanging open, occasionally letting out a slow moan. “Ohhhhh Goooorrrddd… It hhuuuuuurttsssss…” Pausing, wincing, then confirming that, “I love it… Oooohhhh… It’s amaaaaaayyzzinnggg…”

“You bloody love it… Dirty cunt!” Laughs our host again.

We cut back to a close-up of her pussy… Bucky’s big cock pulling backwards, the knot stretching out her chunky lips, then plopping and flopping free… Swinging down from her snatch as he backs away, staggering off to the side… Leaving her on hands and knees, with her pussy on show for our cameras and the whole crew, canine jism dribbling out and pooling on the floor between her knees.

She lets out a long, slow moan… But our host interrupts the moment, calling, “Quick… Look at that cock… Suck it… Quick!!” He makes it sound urgent, like it’s now or never, and she responds in kind, twisting around, seeing the dog’s cock hanging down and beaming a wide grin, then crawling after him on all fours, rushing – then stopping next to the beast and reaching out to grab his cock – carefully pulling it toward her, out from under his belly, toward her face as she leans in…

“That’s right… Suck it… Come on, whore…” Urges our Scottish legend, making her smile again…

She can’t quite get the angle right under his belly, so she carefully flips his meat back between his hindlegs, using both hands to complete the manoeuvre, then using one to lift his tail out of the way , before leaning close behind him, opening her mouth, pushing her lips out to meet his big glistening cock, taking the tip inside and then closing the lips around it – her eyes closing at the same time, showing just how much she’s enjoying the moment…

Letting out a satisfied and very horny moan, she slowly sucks him deeper into her mouth, her cheeks drawing in slightly, the shaft slipping through her lips… Turning her head slightly to the side so she can look round at our crew as she does it… Fighting a smile when she sees everyone is watching…

Andy has moved closer, leaning almost into our shot, and is urging her on, “Suck it… Taste that cock… Do you like it? You do don’t you?”

And she’s nodding even as she sucks the dog… Almost laughing at the sheer joy of the moment…

Slipping her head back, dragging her lips along the shaft – then sucking it back in again. Our host continuing his verbal assault on her, “OOooooohhhh… You dirty… Dirty… Fucking… Slut…”

We stay close – focusing on her sucking the cock, rather than Andy watching, but constantly hearing his comments. Seeing her swallowing around the meat, clearing the seed from her mouth… Taking her time… Then pulls away, and with his canine cock in one hand, she leans back, twisting around to face our man, smiling, her lips parting slightly as she blows a little spunk-bubble… Andy looks disgusted with her, and urges her to, “Get back to the cock!”

Samanah turns back to the dog, taking his cock back into her mouth and bouncing her head toward his arse, her lips working down the shaft toward his fat knot… Pushing hard to take as much as she can, to the point that she gags and pulls the cock out coughing… And smiling… Drool hanging from her lips as she turns away from the dog to the camera and gasps, “Ohhhh… I could do this all night!”

As she looks back at the fat cock we hear Andy comment, “Go on then…” – and she smiles as she leans forward and takes another mouthful of Bucky’s big cock. Sucking on it, slurping… She angles her head back, opening her mouth wider, and pushes her tongue out over her teeth, under the underside of the cock – licking it as she pushes the angled head of the cock to the back of her mouth… Holding it there until she chokes again, possible on the cum that’s being ejaculated into her throat.

This time she releases the German Shepherd’s cock as she coughs and spits a mouthful of phlegm and sputum onto the floor, smiling as she catches her breath… Infront of her, Bucky has stepped a little away from her and is twisting around, sticking his head under his belly to lick at his own tackle. Doing a better job than her because his tongue is so long.

Our guest looks completely exhausted, and totally elated, but definitely finished for the day – despite her claim of less than two minutes ago that she could do this all night. She looks like she’d like to try, but she’s got nothing less. We look at her smiling and breathing hard, her heavy old tits, and soft belly heaving as she catches her breath, drool and jism hanging from her bottom lip and her chin.

We hear Andy, just off camera, offering his guest one last comment, “Well look at you… Filthy old slut… Looking so happy with yourself… Go on, saying goodnight to the nice people at home… Tell them what you are…”

She takes a breath, smiling, looking right into camera and saying, “Thank you UK of Zoo… I’m a dogslut now!” – and giving us a two-thumbs up salute. And we fade out on that smile.

Low grade video footage fades up in the middle of our screen. A bag lady, with a mangy Labrador on a ratty leash. They are both filthy, her long hair a mess, multiple layers of clothing.

A caption at the bottom of the screen advises us that, “Samanah’s husband forced her out of the family home after seeing her behaviour on the show. Her daughters have refused to talk to her.”

On the view, the bag-lady turns to camera, and gives us a two-thumbs up salute – and a familiar smile (through the dirt). It’s obvious that this is Samanah, fallen on hard times – but it’s still played as if it’s a surprise reveal.

The caption continues, “Samanah says she has no regrets – her new life, with her new love, is full of joy and pleasure.”

As we watch the video the Labrador jumps up to plant his front paws on her arms, and she holds him as if they are dancing… And we fade out for another week, confident that we have discovered another woman who loves living in the United Kingdom of Zoo.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of an anonymous looking, single storey brick building, sitting at the back of an unmarked car park. There are larger buildings beyond it, but we’re not interested in them – only the boring brick house…

As we watch our iconic red UK of Zoo branded transit van pulls into view from behind us, swinging slowly around and parking slightly to one side of our screen so we can still see the building in the background.

A caption fills the screen, reading, “LOUGHBOROUGH, ENGLAND.”

It fades just in time for us to see the side door of the van sliding open, and we see our host, zooslut extraordinaire, Blackburn’s finest, the former pornstar – and now longtime dogwhore, Renae Russell.

She steps out of the van, stack-heeled stripper shoes crunching into the gravelly car park surface as she walks toward us.

She’s a beautiful, filthy looking, brunette, with almost impossible cleavage – and as usual, she’s wearing a tight PVC jacket (with nothing underneath it), and a micro-mini-skirt. Very little is left to our imagination as she squeaks through her excited, girly introduction – her bolt-on boobs doing their best to burst out of her jacket every time she moves.

“Hi there, Pet-fans, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name is Renae Russell, and this week I’ve come to Loughborough, in the midlands, so I can share a special friend of mine, with a lovely lady who just can’t wait to meet him… Or for him to MEAT her!!“

We cut a shoulders-up shot of a pretty young woman with a sexy lop-sided smile. Her hair is shaved on the sides and dark, long on the top and blonde. Her neck is heavily tattooed.

We slowly pull back from her as she introduces herself, in broken English, “Hyello… I am Nikol Kozak… I’m 26 years, and I’m from Bialystock, in Poland…”

The more we pull back, the more tattoos we can see. She’s wearing a tight t-shirt, allowing us to see her colourfully inked arms and shoulders as well as her large and apparently firm breasts, which strain the cotton.

She continues, “I come to England for a better life for my child… Because in these country, you can do anything you want!” She smiles, and it’s a very cute smile. “Even peeggy!” and then giggles.

By now we’ve pulled out far enough to see that as well as being cute, she’s also very – very pregnant. The front of the t-shirt is pulled up over her belly, and the front of her jeans down a little to put her distended belly, also covered in tattoos, on full display.

We cut away from the expectant Pole, to a shot of the back of our van, the doors wide open and a ramp in place… And watch as a large pink blob of flesh – 250 lbs of it – waddles down to the carpark. It’s the one and only Winston – and he looks about as unattractive and non-sexual as he’s ever looked. Wet nosed, snorting as he trots forward.

Then we cut back to a shot of Renae standing next to Nikol, both of them looking back to watch the fat beast as he stumbles around near them – with our guest looking genuinely aroused, her nipples straining the front of the t-shirt.

As they watch, Renae asks, “Does it turn you on, watching him coming down that ramp… Knowing what you’re going to have him do to you..?”

Nikol smiles and nods, barely able to suppress the excitement. We get the feeling that she’s run across the car park to the pig if we let her. She answers, looking past our host toward Winston as if he’s Brad Pitt rather than a fat beast. “Oh yes… It looks sooooo sexy… I don’t know why. He’s ugly and fat, but I want him. I’m sooo wet!”

Renae is almost giggling, clearly amused by just how horny the pig is making her guest feel. “Do you have any idea where this ‘attraction’ comes from? Have you always liked pigs?”

Nikol shakes her head, “No… I never think of them this way before I have my baby here…” She rubs her hand around under her belly, supporting the bump, without ever looking away from Winston, distracted, “He is so close…” – then snapping back to her answer, “I get pregnant and everything change… I always think pregnant women are big, fat peegs… I get pregnant and I think I’m going to be a big fat peeg… Then suddenly I start thinking about peeg… I start looking at pictures – and I think they are sexy… I can’t understand. I love it. I want it!” She’s almost drooling!

Renae looks from her guest to the pig, then back. “And have you ever seen a pig having sex with a woman..?”

This makes Nikol gasp and giggle again, “Oh yaassss… I watch all of the videos. It make me want it more. I get jealous. I want to be under him!” – at this time she points at Winston, merging her back-story with her current situation.

Renae looks from woman to pig and back again, shaking her head at just how turned on her guest appears to be. “I don’t think I can make you wait another minute!” – Nikol smiles broadly, nodding and looking back away to Winston as our host continues, “Let’s get you two kids introduced…”

We cut to inside the social club. There’s a stage at one end, used for entertainment and speeches; tables and chairs are stacked on either side of the room, but the rest of the floor is bare. The boards swept clear…

Our guest standing in the middle of that floor – already stripped naked and smiling. Pregnant or not, she looks good. The tattooed patterns on her arms and belly continue over almost every inch of her body.

We take a good look at her – getting close-ups of her boobs, her nipples standing proud and already seeping milk; the tattooed patterns curving and criss-crossing her belly; her completely shaved pussy with a little glint of light reflecting off a clit piercing; the tattoos us her neck to the line of her jaw. Her face, pretty – wide smile, off-white teeth…

She looks strong – a little aggressive rather than motherly – but the excited smile softens everything. We can tell from one look that this is one of those girls who has no doubts, and can’t wait to get started!

Winston appears to have the same thought, clopping toward her across the wooden floor – his wet snout in the air, sniffing at her, leaving a glistening trail across the back of her thighs, up toward her buttocks… Between her legs, snorting at her snatch… She reacts by shuffling her feet apart, crouching a little to spread her thighs and give the beast an easier target…

She stands there with one hand under her distended round belly, the other under her big milky tits, and giggles as the pig moves around, sniffing and snorting at her, grunting…

“That looks so sexy…” Calls Renae from off camera. “He’s so ugly and you’re soooo bloody gorgeous!”

Nikol looks up and away from the pink monster, over to her host, and smiles, “It’s soooo dirty…” She turns around to face him, bending forward to reach down and stroke at his big head and slap his neck, getting closer and noting that, “He smells!” – then bending even closer and taking a deep sniff and she switches hands, one back to her baby bump, the other down onto the pig’s back. “So… So… Smelly…”

Winston stumbles forward toward her, bumping up against her legs – pushy… Like he wants to get started.

“I think someone wants to have some fun…” Renae’s voice, high-pitched and excited, from off camera again.

Nikol looks up, “Yeah, I think this piggy does, too…”

“I was talking about the piggy…” Laughs our host.

We cut to a wider angle, watching the big pig as he lumbers along behind our pregnant slut as she moves over to a sheepskin covered, two-foot-high protective steel arch that we’ve provided for her protection. She would prefer to go ‘natural’, but we have to afford the unborn baby some protection! Our legal team insisted!.

She carefully drops to the floor, checking how far the beast is behind her, then bending forward, stretched round belly almost touching the floor infront of her knees as she smiles up at us one more time before crawling forward under the arch.

We’re left with only the dirty soles of her feet, the back of her legs, and her firm arse on show.

Winston continues to follow her, coming up behind, raising his big head above the level of her arse, then above the cage, pushing forward a little more and rearing up, landing with his stubby legs on the cage, then letting them slide down either side of the arch, his trotters grabbing at the sheepskin cover, pulling him forward into position over his new sow.

The air is filled with the sound of his grunts, his rasping breaths, his trotters on wooden flooring, the metal arch straining under his bulk – plus Nikol’s nervous/excited gasps…

She locks herself into position – pushing her arse back, waiting for the contact…

We move around to the front – a close-up of her face as she readies herself… She looks excited – and perhaps a little bit scared… But definitely ready…

The we’re looking from the rear again, our angle allowing us to just about see our round-bellied, tattooed guest under the arch, her milk filled titties hanging down, the pig on top of the arch, front legs to either side… His fat rear-end down behind hers…

Moving in closer we can see his prepuce is lined up behind and above her pussy, that skinny, strange twisting corkscrew cock already sliding out and probing toward her labia… Bending as it makes contact with them…

We can hear our guest letting out an excited little squeak as she feels first contact.

The heavy beast hunches forward against the arch, making it groan as he thrusts his rear end forward, twisting his belly at her – stabbing against her pussy… And she does everything she can to angle herself back toward him – dropping her round belly toward the floor, sticking her arse up… The tip of his strange cock rubbing against, and poking between her pussy lips…

Under the arch, Nikol keeps moving – keeps lining herself up with his dick – half laughing, half scared… And then looking shocked – not hurt, or upset, just stunned… A round-mouthed “oooooooh” face…

We can tell what’s happened… But we cut to the rear close-up to confirm it anyway… The long twisting cock, corkscrewing between her pussy lips, pulling back then bending before snapping back inside her… Slick and wet… Too thin to experience any real resistance from her flesh. You’d think something this skinny would barely register on a woman – but the speed and the motion is like nothing the Pole has ever experienced – and the knowledge that it’s a pig that’s fucking her is something amazing.

Winston’s rear trotters click and clack on the concrete as he tries to move closer, the arch under his chest creaking and straining under his bulk… And under the arch, our pregnant slut lets him use her – cooing and gasping with each thrust… “Aahhhhhh”, “OOoooooohhh”, “Mmmmmmmm”.

We’re only a few thrusts in, but the beast is obviously already shooting his load inside her – because we can see it beginning to leak out – frothy and white, a bubbly brew of warm pig juice… Dribbling out and running down her inner thigh… Looking slick and greasy…

We cut to look at her face again, a nervous cringe… Another gasp, her head down, but twisted to the side so we can see her expression – she’s having fun… Perhaps not pleasure, but fun… It’s the knowledge of what she’s doing rather than the physical sensations. She confirms this, whispering to our camera, “I liiike eet… Eeeem fucking a piiig… A piiig ees fucking me…” She breaths a little, then adds, in a gasped moan, “I cyan feel his caaaam feeling me aaap… Bathing my leeeetle baby een hees cum…”, her eastern European accent strong and breathy.

Above her, the big pig shifts forward on the arch, pulling his crotch up closer behind her… Helping drive his skinny cock deeper into her, pumping an extra shot of his oily spunk into her – which oozes out of her a second later.

We move down behind them, closing in on the twisting, bending, corkscrewing pig’s cock as it works in and out of the pregnant Pole’s pussy…

She sighs “Sooooo maaaaaach caaaaaaam!”, clearly loving the feeling of that warm fluid dribbling out of her pussy – some of it dripping to the floor, some running down her inner thighs. We hold on the image as another gout of fluid leaks out. Then another. Every gush accompanied by another little moan or sigh.

We hear our host, from off camera, repeating the thought, “Ooooh, just look at all of that yummy spunk – just pooouuuuurrriinggg out of your cunt… You’re such a lucky slut!” – and then cut to see Nikol’s open-mouthed smile as she hears the ‘compliment’… Then we move up from her to look into the face of the pig, slumped on the arch over her, front legs holding tight to it… His mouth hanging open, drool gathering on his lips, noisy breath still rasping through his yellow teeth – wet snout twitching as he snorts.

Down under, she’s quite pretty – up above, he’s grotesquely ugly… She’s gasping and moaning softly, he’s grunting and breathing in a noisy rasp. They make a special pair!

Back to the wider angle, from the side, looking at the pig mounted on the arch, his front legs gripping around it, his huge heast overhanging the front, hovering over our guest’s head… She’s looking disgusted but overjoyed, smiling but almost crying… Her arse sticking out of the back of the arch, meeting up with the pig’s belly… Winston hunching his rear up against her, screwing that cock into her again… And again… And then… Suddenly, without any build up or warning, just pulling back off her, twisting and slipping to the side and off the arch, his long skinny dick twisting and pulling back away from our guest’s sloppy and dripping pussy… Job done!

As the big pink monster clops away, trotters clicking on the hard flooring – we stay focussed on our guest – closing in our her rear end, watching as cum streams from her pussy – dribbling down and pooling on the floor between her knees.

As we’re looking at it, she begins to crawl forward, away from us and out from under the arch.

We cut to the front view, watching her come toward us, looking exhausted and elated… Smiling up at the camera as soon as she is out from under the arch, asking, “Diiiid I just haaaf sex weeth a piiig?” Laughing a little, and continuing, “I just had sex weeeth a peeeg, oh God… And eet was great…”

“Are you done?” Checks our host…

Nikol looks over toward the pig, clearly thinking about what she’s going to do next – and then we cut to a shot of her kneeling beside his rear end – her big round, tattooed, belly looking over-stretched and full. We wonder how much of that baby-bump is baby, and how much is pig-semen stretching her out… She’s got one hand under that baby-bump, and the other out behind the pig, gently rubbing his (presumably empty) ball-sack…

She brings the hand up over her belly, then reaches it over to his – starting on the side of his body, then slipping it under his belly and beginning to stroke that pupice – trying to wake that cock up again… Gently rubbing her palm over it, still stroking his scrotum with the other, asking him if, “You waaant to play again? Play weeeth me, ehhh?”

It looks like he may wish to – because whether it’s an automatic process, or a conscious desire, the tip of his cock begins to poke out of that belly hole again, and as she continues to rub it, more appears…

As soon as there’s enough exposed – our guest pinches the tip between her fingers and thumb and begins to pull on it, jerking the shaft in and out of his belly-hole… Making it grow… It looks almost like she’s pulling a thread from an old sweater as the long skinny shaft seems to just peel out of his body.

When it’s big enough, she switches her grip, wrapping her small hand around it to form a fist – with 5 cm of the tip showing outside her fist as she continues to pump it…

After jerking for a little longer, she shuffles her knees back and then leans forward onto her free hand, dropping her head down next to his body… Leaning in to watch what doing. Our cameras stay close enough that we can see exactly what’s going on down here, watching as Nikol leans in, sticks the tip of the pig’s cock into her mouth, and closes her lips around it so that she can suck… Gasping/moaning as she tastes it… Feels it… Holds it there…

She begins to pump her fist slowly, jerking that tip in and out of her mouth… A couple of inches of the skinny prick pushing between her lips, then pulling out in a very wet condition… She turns her head a little as she jerks and sucks, raising her eyes to meet our camera… Wanting us to know that she knows we’re watching this disgustingly perverted display. That we can see the excitement and joy on her face as she does it.

We hear the familiar squeaky, over-excited refrain of, “Oh yeah, bitch… Suck that cock… Suck that dirty piggy cock!” from our host… Usually she’s talking about dogs, but the line works just as well for pigs, of course!

And Nikol certainly appears to be enjoying it – the corners of her mouth turning up as she jerks the dick into her mouth… And then the cause of that smile becomes clear as she parts her lips a little and allows pig semen to dribble out of the corners of her mouth and down her chin.

Spitting out rather than swallowing – because pig spunk, we’ve been told, is an acquired taste…. Letting twin streams soak her chin from either side, before running down her neck to her chest and boobs, and her big round belly all getting a soaking as copious quantities of hog-seed spill over her flesh.

Renae reaches into shot and runs her fingers through some of the cum, smearing it a little as she collects some – we follow her fingers out of shot as she brings them back up to her own mouth – smearing the wetness against her lips to make them glisten as she pouts at us and whispers, “I’m such a slut!” (it’s a clear attempt to make sure we don’t forget her, as if we could) – and then we’re back to the real action.

A close up of Nikol as she continues to work that porcine prick into her mouth, allowing fresh cum to shoot into the back of her mouth. Renae may think she’s a slut, but she’s not the one sucking on the pig’s cock right now. For all the perverted shit we’ve seen her do, we’ve never seen her heavily pregnant and fucking a pig with her mouth! This week’s guest keeps pumping her fist on the shaft, her lips wrapped around the last couple in inches, and keeps letting that spunk work its way out of her again, and through her lips.

It’s dirty… It’s disgusting… It’s what our show is all about. And it’s continuing… More cum dribbling from that mouth as she pumps on and on… Sucking and spitting… Her chin and chest getting wetter and wetter, until finally – she can’t take it anymore, struggling to breath, and pulling the skinny dick from her mouth – then kneeling upright and smearing the spunk from her chin to her neck, to her chest, over her belly… Her body shiny and wet… Her make-up smeared, but all those tattoos shining and sharp… Her smile wide and white.

From off camera, our host prompts her, “Do you love it?”

Nikol responds, confirming that, “Yasss… I like this… I like this a lot!!” – and we pause on her glistening, stretched out body, for a few seconds before panning away from her to our favourite big pink monster, as he waddles back to his side of the pen, and slumps sideways against the wall to catch his breath, looking back over his shoulder to see if that strange pink fuck-toy is still there… He looks like he hopes this filthy little slut will be back for more, and we suspect she will be… We swing back to our guest, who has been joined on the floor by our host, who has joined in with smearing the pig semen over the stretched belly – giggling with her guest, then jumping a little with surprise and giggling, “I felt him kick!” – which also makes our guest giggle and nod, and with the thought of that unborn child being a part of this sordid experience we fade out for another show.

The screen fills with a photograph of Nikol, in a hospital room, holding a new born baby against her naked chest. She looks exhausted and delighted.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Nikol gave birth to a healthy baby boy a week after our she filmed her scene. She named him Winston Jr. She hopes to visit his Winston Sr again soon.”

It’s an upbeat and friendly ending to another show, and we fade out for another week happy in the knowledge that this Polish pigfucker has found happiness in life.

As this week’s show begins we are on a wide street infront of a large, three storey wall brown stone building with an impressive set of stone pillars rising high from the pavement to the roof-line. The upper two storeys are almost as much glass as stone, whilst the ground-floor windows and doors are covered with plywood.

Gold lettering above the surprisingly normal-sized doorway reads, ‘CUSTOM HOUSE’.

The screen fills with a caption that reads, “DUNDEE, SCOTLAND.”

We hear a creaking/cracking noise, and as the caption fades out – the plywood covering over the door is pulled toward the camera, pulled open just far enough for our big-bellied host to squeeze himself out from within the old building – careful not to snag his West Ham shirt on the door.

He greets us with a cheery, “’Ello there…” Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… This week we’re all the way up norf of the border in Dundee…”

He steps clear of the doorway, wiping some cobwebs and dust from his shirt and jeans – getting a little closer to camera and continuing, “I’m Dennis Baxter… And behind me, in this abandoned old dump, I’ve got a very horny dog who can’t wait to entertain you – and this week’s guest…” He looks off camera then smiles, “… who’s just arrived…”

We spin around to face in the direction he’s looking, and see a slimmish woman, with her big tits barely hidden behind a loose, ripped t-shirt. Her peroxide blonde hair is long and shaggy, and frames a face that was probably quite nice about twenty years ago, but is showing the signs of hard living.

Those big tits sag and swing as she moves toward us – and her thick hair needs to be regularly swept and flicked from her face… She looks something like an aged extra from a Whitesnake or Motley Crue video…

We cut to a shot of her standing infront of our camera, shooting from the chest upwards so we’re able to see her nipples challenging the front of her top as she introduces herself in an over-confident and broad Scottish accent, telling us why she wants to be on the show…

“My name is Elaine Rice… I’m from Dundee, I’m 49 years old… And I made a deal with the Devil to keep looking ‘this’ good…” She indicates her face and body. We’re not sure she made the best deal with Satan, because whilst it’s not bad for 49, it’s definitely not ‘great’. Slim – yes; attractive – probably used to be; eternally young – definitely not.

We cut to a shot of her standing side-by-side with Dennis inside the old custom house building. We’re in the large entrance hall, a tall area with stone staircases leading to the upper levels. The place is more outdated than our guest – vandalised, with walls and fixtures damaged, spray-paint all over the walls, and trash everywhere.

Dennis has a big meaty arm over his guest’s shoulder, a large sweat patch under his arm resting on her shoulder – she’s not reacting to it, but we know it can’t smell too good.

He leans into her and asks, “Alright darlin’… How about you tell us all about this deal you made wif the Devil?” – then looks up toward our camera to make sure we’re in position to hear her story.

She starts to talk, and right away we begin to wonder if she’ll ever shut-up… “Right… Well… I’ve always been into really heavy metal music… Like, the blackest, heaviest stuff… Megadeth, Slayer, Sepultura… That kind of thing… And when I was younger, I was into all of that worshipping the devil shit… I wasn’t ever that serious about it, it was just part of loving the music, but I was definitely into it…” She pulls the front of her t-shirt up, showing us her tits (which are large, heavy and round, and all natural) – but we quickly realise she’s not flashing us, she’s showing us a large pentagram tattoo on the top of her belly, below and between the breasts…

She continues, “I used to fantasize about human sacrifice, and blood rituals, and all that shite. Even after I got married, and ‘settled down’” – she air-quotes ‘settled down’, indicating that she never really settled down… “My husband kept me into it… He was really into the Satan shite… I think he almost believed it! He told me a story about women having sex with a devil dog – part of a ceremony – to keep her young… Sacrificing her dignity to the devil and all that… And I loved that idea… We incorporated it into our fantasies… The dog was the Devil’s form on Earth, the Beast… And I would give myself to him so I could be eternally young… We no had a real dog, obviously, or I wouldn’t be here today… I didn’t want to take part in a REAL ceremony, obviously…”

Beside her, Dennis is nodding along with her story, looking up toward the camera to make sure we haven’t lost interest, moving his free hand as if to hurry her along.

She barely pauses, “Even in my darkest moments I didn’t actually believe in the devil, but I liked the idea of sacrificing my dignity to the idea of him… I wanted to fuck the Devil in dog form… That was a turn-on… My husband deffo loved it to. He really wanted me to do it… He tried to talk me into it – he thought a Doberman or a Rottie would be like a Devil dog… But I always bottled it… I never had the nerve to call his bluff – in case he called mine!” She finally pauses, taking a breath, then just as Dennis is about to speak, she starts up again, “We split up a few year ago, nothing to do with the animals or the devil or anything like that… And he’s still walking around in the leather and the make-up, pretending he’s not fifty… Chasing the young girls… And since he left, I’ve thought about dogs more and more… Then it suddenly dawned on me – if anyone could set me up with an animal – it would be you guys… And… It would be on tv for my him to see. It’ll drive him mad to see me do it without him!”

Dennis nods and smiles as the bitch smirks, evil to the core. He notes, “So… If you can piss your ex off, and live out your fantasy at the same time – that’s a double win for you?”

She nods and chuckles, “Absolutely… I want to do the ceremony – because I know he believes this shite… I wannae keep my end of the deal – just in case he’s right!!” She laughs, and we fade through to the same location a little later.

We’ve lit the whole ugly space with candles, and all of our crew has dressed up in dark hooded robes – the only clue that this isn’t a real ceremony is that they are still holding their cameras and microphones.

Elaine is standing at the top of one of the stone staircases, her nipples poking against the material of her t-shirt… She pulls it up to her shoulders again, exposing her chest for the second time, then over her head, pulled away from her long hair and thrown aside.

Then it’s her jeans – unbuttoned and inched down over her hips. Our guest laughing, a little embarrassed at how hard it is to get them off… As she slips them we see that she’s not bothered with panties either. Her pussy is trimmed to the tightest little line of hair, a little runway from her clit up a few inches. The jeans are wriggled down her legs, over her knees and down to her ankles… Then it’s the old stamping on the jeans and pulling her feet up. It doesn’t feel like part of a satanic ritual yet – it looks like a desperate middle-aged woman struggling to be sexy… But there’s nothing sexy about it as she looks more like an impatient child than a sexy bitch-to-be.

Once she’s stripped though – the fun begins… She makes her way down the steps, looking down to make sure she doesn’t trip or slip on the dirt and rubbish – making it to the bottom of the stairway where Dennis, in his dark robes is waiting for her. He does his best to sound like a Satanic High Priest, but that East End accent can’t be hidden… “The ceremony is about to begin… Are you ready to give your dignity to the beast?” He speaks loud enough that we hear a slight echo coming off the bare walls.

Our guest nods, giving us a solemn, “Yes.”

Dennis continues, “Are you ready to be his dogslut forever?”

The blonde nods, and confirms, “Yes.” Again.

Dennis continues, “Do you admit that you are worthless whore, beneath humans, and only fit to be used by the beast from now on, and for the rest of your eternal life…?”

This time she takes a breath, as if it’s suddenly becoming real for her, then, “Yes.”

“Behold… The beast…” Dennis turns and waves an arm toward the other end of the room, where Romeo is waiting, chained to the end of the other staircase.

Elaine walks across the hallway to the other stairway, and the waiting hound… He pulls toward her, the chain around his neck stopping him short. She bends forward toward him, her big tits hanging down, and reaches around behind his head, to the collar around his neck, which she unhooks, allowing him to break free of the chain and immediately move around behind her, sticking his head up, pushing his narrow snout between the tops of her thighs to snort at her pussy. Making her jump and yelp a little, before quieting herself…

She turns away from us, toward the hard staircase, and with one hand behind her to fend off the Doberman’s attention, she lowers herself to her knees on the floor, before leaning forward to rest her other elbow on the second step… Adjusting her knees on the hard tiles, pushing her behind back, arching her back slightly down, her tits grazing the step… She takes a few deep, nervous breaths, then drops her forehead to the third step, and moves her hand to indicate that she’s ready…

Her chest expands and contracts, boobs brushing the cold step, as she waits for his first contact…

Behind her, Romeo barely pauses, with no opposition from her he simply moves right up behind her thighs, and sticks his snout between them again, his nose to her snatch, sniffing and licking at it… First contact making her jump… She tenses up for a fraction of a second, then relaxes – angling her back to push her belly toward the steps below, pushing her pussy back between her thighs to meet his tongue. She bites her lips, stifling a whine or a moan…

As his tongue begins to slide noisily over her slot, she begins to arch her back more, writhing a little – but clearly trying to stay still… Turning her head slightly so she can look back, giving us a better chance to see her face from the side-angle camera.

Holding her breath, eyes bulging a little at the intensity of the feelings… She leans against the steps, each time she pushes her belly down, her boobs press against the step below – each time she straights her back they rise a little and swing free. That rocking up and down continues as the beast takes her to the edge of an orgasm in seconds rather than minutes…

Taking more weight on the side of her head, she brings both hands down to her big tits and grabbing hold, lifting them from the step, squeezing them – at first it looks like she’s just enjoying herself, then we realise she’s squeezing extra hard, trying to hurt herself in order to delay the orgasm and make this moment last longer…

The beast keeps licking at her cunt, his snout between her thighs, turning his head from one side to the other as he does his best to get all of that flavour from her flesh…

She breaths harder, squeezing her tits tighter, then working her nipples – pinching and pulling… Gasping and then leaning forward against her forehead, then further forward to rest almost on the top of her head, angling it so she can look down under her body, under the tits she is supporting and squeezing, and pushing her pussy back to make sure the Doberman has all the access he needs. Gasping a guttural, “Fucccckkkk!” as she struggles with his attention.

He’s clearly loving it as much as she is… Licking intently, then raising his head, looking over her back and panting… Thinking about mounting her… He pauses just long enough for her to release one boob and reach back to slap her backside, holding it to the side to present her arse crack to the dog, which he happily accepts, digging in for another course… Swiping that wide tongue over her snatch and up over her arsehole with gusto.

She gasps, “OOooooooaaaahhh… YYeeeaaaaaasssss!” as thrills run through her body again.

He licks fast – his long tongue slipping out and sliding across her flesh, cutting a slick groove up between her pussy lips, dragging from her clit right up her crack… Each stroke making her shake, with another half a second behind it… The poor old slut doesn’t have a fucking chance!

She does her best to stay in place and enjoy it… Grabbing at her tits, squeezing them, running one hand down over her soft belly, between her legs, working her sloppy clit as the dog’s tongue continues to soak it and her fingers. Her neck is tensed, her face locked, her forehead pressed hard to the step, supporting her weight, her mouth staying open as she gasps, “AAAaoooOOOAAARRRRHHH!” – her body beginning to shake under the continued oral assault…

We can hear Dennis in the background, growling more made-up Satanic rubbish, “Do you surrender your body to the devil?”

She does her best to acknowledge his question, trying to give a “yes” between her gasps and moans, twisting her belly down, bending her back so her arse is up, letting the dog dig his snout deeper, his tongue probing into her pussy, sending shivers through her. Making her jerk and spasm, making her tits wobble against the step…

Struggling for breath – she suddenly releases her boobs, and slaps her hands down against the stone steps to support her weight, allowing her to raise her head and gasp, “YES!” much louder than before. “LICK MY CUNT! LICK IT!” – her cry echoing through the empty hallway. Bucking against his snout again, then gasping an almost surprised sounding, “I’m cumming… I’m cumming…” as her face turns red, and her eyes bulge a little…

The dog pulls back and puts a stop to the moment, pushing forward, rising up and over her behind, snapping her out of her moment of bliss as his big front paws come down on her back and shoulders…

Beneath him, she instinctively curves into more of a ball shape, dropping her shoulders, arching her back, and leaning further forward, the side of her head against the step, the back of her head against the riser of the next step, as the beast drops his chest to her back and drops his front legs around her body. He pushes forward against her, pushing her head harder into the right angle of the rising steps. Uncomfortable, and totally under his control.

The angle her head is at, the strain on her neck, means that her words are somewhat muffled, but we can still clearly hear her urging the dog on, “C’mon.. Fuck me… FUCK ME…”

We cut to a wide angle and watch as the sleek, black Doberman bucks up against her – it’s fast and uneven – as he searches for a wet-hole for his cock… Each thrust pushing her against the steps, making her gasp or swear, these sounds mingling with the dog’s hurried breathing and the clicking of his toenails on the tiled floor.

We see one of our crew moving in behind them and lowering his camera to shoot up between their legs – his lens pointed up from almost between Elaine’s ankles, a light on the camera flashing bright to afford us a clear view of the action…

Cut to that camera angle – looking up to see her well illuminated pussy, the lips bowing slightly as the glistening, wet, pink shaft of the dog’s cock prods and stabs between them… And then it’s inside, all the way…

Back to the wide angle as our guest wails, “OOAAAAAHHHHWWWWWWW!!!” and the beast doubles his grip and his speed, thrusting into her as if his life depends on it. Hindpaws scraping on the floor at the foot of the stairs as he pounds her into the steps.

As with the majority of dog-fucks – it’s fast and ugly… The dog bending his back, thrusting awkwardly, pushing her forward, front legs gripping her body tight. Her being shaking, her boobs jiggling under her, the back of her head being driven up against the steps, her neck twisted down so far that the back of her shoulders is pushed up against the angle of the steps too… And, of course, no matter how good the action is – it doesn’t last long…

So we cut back to the low angle and watch the whole thing from down here… Watching the dog jam the length of his rapidly expanding cock in and out of her wet hole. Each thrust triggering muffled moans from the Scottish slut… After around twenty seconds of pounding action, the knot is clearly forming, pushing into the pussy, bending the lips wider, then pulling free, then driven in again… And now jism is beginning to leak out, dripping from her lips down to the first step… And then the knot is making those last few thrusts, jamming that knot inside the whore… Making her gasp even louder… “FUUUCCCCKK!”

We cut to a new angle… From the side, and low, looking up from under her arm to see her boobs and face… The face twisted in pain, more from the way she’s jammed into he step than as a result of the bestial action. The boobs jiggling against the step as the beast pounds her… We watch the thirty second fuck from a third angle… The whole thing – with the sheer power of the fucking shown clearly by every twist of her face, every moans, every wobble and shake of her big tits as they hang down.

“Oh fuck me, boy… Fuck me… OOoohhh…”

The fuck ends (for the third time) as the beast pulls up hard against her behind and stops thrusting. He moaning gets louder as the knot grows, but her tits stop shaking as the action ends and the couple become stationary.

We pull back to a wider angle to look at the dog holding her tight. Then cut to a high-angle, recorded by a crewmember we sent up the other staircase to the second level, filming right across the length of the large stone hall. Catching a long shot of the dog and his bitch on the other staircase, our crew gathered around them. The sound of Elaine’s moans and swearing echoing from below. “Ffucckk.. Oooohhh…”

We cut back to the close-up of the between the legs action – looking at the way the dog’s knot is stretching her pussy lips into a wide circle. Watching as canine semen leaks out and drips off her clit and lips, down to the steps below, the little spots of cum beginning to merge into a couple of tiny puddles. We can’t help but about how much cum must be inside the slut if this is what’s leaking out. She must be filling up.

Then we’re looking at that low side-angle shot, so we can see her face again. Still showing the strain of her position, but also the strain of the knot… And the pleasure… She’s breathing hard, and occasionally letting out an expletive as the dog holds tight squirts into her.

We hold this angle long enough to see that she’s in pain, and loving it… Then move around behind them to see Romeo’s rear end, his stub tail sticking in the air allowing us to see his big balls and that swollen brown arsehole, puckering up, almost winking at us with each shot of cum he squirts into the blonde’s pussy.

We hear Dennis from off camera, “Can you feel Satan’s seed filling your body?” – and Elaine gasping a “YES” back at him. Then Dennis asking, “Are you the slave of the Dark Lord?” – and Elaine giving us a slightly shakier, “Yyeessssss…”

We edit this to look like the dog moved as soon as our guest confirmed that she was his slave, but the reality was that there were another six minute of this knotting – which is why she looks a lot sweatier and more exhausted as the beast pushing back, rising up over her, his paws against her back – making her yelp again – then twisting off to the side, one hindleg lifting up and coming over her behind. Then, almost as if he’s reacting to her request, he suddenly pulls back from her. His paws scraping over her chest and belly, moving to the side and pulling away.

The moment he twists away from her, and his knot pops free of her snatch, she lurches forward against the steps again, letting out another yelp in surprise… “OOWWWWW FFUCCCKK!”, then lets her knees slip out from under her so that she’s laid on her belly – her tits, belly, thighs and toes pressing against the ridges of the staircase.

Romeo staggers away, barely a meter, then twists around, curving into a crescent shape and he pushes his snout under his belly to start licking his dick clean.

We don’t give our guest long to recover before Dennis continues with his act, “If you truly worship Satan, you will drink his seed…”

Cut to Elaine on the floor next to the dog, leaning over onto one hip and angling to get down under his belly. She’s resting on one hand, whilst holding the other hand under her neck to support her head, complaining to the side that, “My neck hurts, so this won’t last long…” then leaning in closer, seeing that erect cock, her eyes widening as she sighs, “I’ll go as long as I can though!” and then enthusiastically leans forward to flick her tongue over the wet tip… Twisting her head to ththe side to try and get a better angle, then wincing again and holding her beck tighter with the supporting hand…

She repositions herself, carefully leaning over to put as little strain on her neck as she can manage – her head under the dog’s belly, her mouth under his cock, hand behind her neck and effectively doing an ab-crunch to raise herself to take the meat into her mouth, wrapping her lips around it and sucking her cheeks in. Letting out a slow satisfied moan as she takes it inside and tastes it properly.

She only manages to suck for a few seconds before she has to pull back, looking like she’s in pain as she holds her neck.

We cut to a wider shot of her sitting beside the dog, who is still hard. He’s looking around as if he’s waiting for the blow-job to be finished. She’s saying to someone off camera, “I want to keep going, but it hurts too much…”

Another cut, and now she’s back at the foot of the stairs, this time leaning back against the bottom few steps, the ridges digging into her bottom, her upper back and the back of her neck – her head tipped back on the fourth step up…

Romeo has been positioned so that he’s standing over her, his hind-paws either side of her chest, almost in her armpits, his front paws a step up from her head, with his big cock hanging down right infront of Elaine’s head, the tip brushing her pursed lips. Dennis is to his side, holding him in position, keeping him calm and steady…

The Scottish slut is massage her big tits as she opens her mouth and lets the end of the cock rub against her lips, letting occasional squirts of jism soak her chin or cheek… Opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue to lick the dick, playing with it… Then steering it between her lips and inside…

Dennis places one meaty hand on the Doberman’s rear and pushes down slightly, leading to the dog bending his hindlegs and lowering his pelvis, and his cock, toward our guest. She instinctively closes her lips around the cock and sucks… And the dog starts to fuck her face…

Bending his back and launching into a full on oral assault… With the hard steps under her, unable to pull her head out of the way, she’s forced to just let him use her mouth for his pleasure.

She manages a few seconds before she begins to look panicked, letting out a loud whine around his fuck – coughing and choking on it as the beast goes hell-for-leather at her.

Dennis tries to maintain his character, “Let Satan fuck your face… You belong to Satan’s hound!”

But our guest isn’t into it… Or if she is, she’s simply not capable of handling it… She’s twisting away from him – turning her head to the side to let the cock pop out, then wriggling to the side, toward Dennis, who shuffles back to let her escape his dog.

Romeo, still trying to fuck the air infront of his cock, skips over her body as she moves – his hard cock hanging down and swinging along with his pelvis. We know there are hundreds of women in the world who would love to jump in under him right now – but he’s on his own now.

We move over to our guest, who is holding her neck again and breathing hard – looking mildly panicked, but not scared or upset. She looks up at our camera, wet chinned, and half gasps a, “Sorry… I didn’t want to stop… It was just too much… But I loved it… I loved him…” – she looks up at our host and nods, to confirm that she really did love the dog.

We move up from her to Dennis, who looks more nervous than his guest does, he runs a finger across his neck under his double chin, growling, “I fink that’s us done for the week…” – and we swing away from the action, getting one last view of the magnificent mutt, who is still standing on the stairs, back bent, thrusting at fresh air with his big cock… And then we fade to black.

After a few seconds a caption begins to type up on the screen.

“United Kingdom of Zoo does not know whether Elaine has continued with her devilish doggy adventures as she refused to answer our calls since filming. Her legal representatives have been in contact to advise that she is seeking compensation due to the neck injuries she suffers during filming…”

There’s a short pause, then another caption begins to type to the screen, noting that… “Dennis has offered a lifetime of free use of his Doberman dogs as compensation…” Then, “Elaine is considering the offer.”

And we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show with a slow panning shot, taking in the autumnal surrounds of a quiet street. Brown leafed trees, and an area of grassland behind a low stone wall, houses on either side of a wide street…

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “ALTINCHAM, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades as we come to rest on an old-fashioned looking, white-wash walled, brown shuttered pub, sign-posted ‘George and Dragon’…

Then we see our host walking down the side of the street toward us…

It’s the unmistakeable, blonde hair, white teeth, square jaw and big-boobs, of our favourite former Playboy playmate, Jenna McCartney… Tottering along on transparent platform heels that belong on a porn-set or in a strip-club, rather than on the streets of a northern town…

Trotting along beside her, barely taller than her knees – a white haired, dome-headed, muscular little bull terrier named Buddy.

As the American walks, she introduces the show in her fun, confident mid-west tones, “Hiiii Pet-fans… Welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my little lover, Buddy… And this week we’re in Altrink-ham…” She does a terrible job of pronouncing the name (which should sound more like Al-tring-em).

As she’s talking, she walks past the pub, and along a lane toward an ugly, 1970s hotel. It’s an anonymous three-story grey/brown brick building – as boring as you could possibly imagine.

“We’ve come here today to meet a wild woman who says she’s doing this to save protect her daughter…”

We cut to a wider shot, seeing our whole team moving along the street with our host. Cameras, sound, a couple of production assistants.

Jenna continues, “She didn’t want to meet us at home, or at work, because she’s a little nervous about how her family might react…” She pauses, turning to face our camera. Looking confused. “Doesn’t she know everyone loves a zoo-girl?” She shrugs as if this is common knowledge, then tips her head back over her shoulder toward the hotel and adds, “Let’s all head inside and see if we can’t make her feel a little better about her misguided fears…”

We cut to inside the hotel, in a particularly boring room. Looking at a not-at-all boring looking brunette sitting on the edge of the bed in smart/casual dress. Blue jeans, tight to her thick thighs and wide hips, a nice form fitting top. She’s attractive and curvy, with a wide, squarish, pretty face and long hair hanging loose down over her shoulders. There’s a touch of class about the way she’s dressed, her make-up (strong but not slutty) and her hair (smooth and loose).

She’s completing a remark to someone just off camera, not aware that we’re already recording. We’re filming in Greater Manchester, but she’s got a Yorkshire accent – a nice one, quite polite and smooth. “My husband thinks I’m working late… He hasn’t got a clue about any of this…”

We cut to a close-up of her, introducing herself to camera. “My name’s Samantha Petersen… I’m 37, and I live in Altrincham, in Greater Manchester.”

We cut to a wider angle and see most of our crew crowded into the room around the bed (the production assistants we saw before have had to wait outside), filming toward Jenna and our guest, who are now side-by-side, sitting on the edge of the bed.

Jenna raises her microphone, ready to interview her new guest, clearly having fun with her job. “So tell me, Samantha… What inspired you to apply to be on our sordid little show?”

Samantha offers an almost reluctant smile, and takes a breath – calming nerves before answering. “I’m here because of my daughter… Ava… She’s just turned 18, and she’s a bit of a wild one… She has been since her father left… And, erm… For the last few years she’s been teasing me… Well, I thought she was teasing, but it seems that’s not the case… She’s been saying that she’s going to apply to be on your show as soon as she’s old enough.”

Jenna nods, but looks like she can’t see the problem with an 18-year-old wanting to appear on the show.

“I’ve tried to explain to her that coming on a show like this will have long lasting implications… It’s something she can never put behind her… It’ll come up whenever she tries to get a job, or meets a new boyfriend… People will always think of her as the girl who fucked the dog on national television… And she’s gorgeous – so people would remember… She’d stick in their minds!”

Jenna smiles at the thought – obviously thinking that the daughter of a woman who looks like this will look pretty good, and imagining that with her dog… She asks, “So… How does you not wanting your daughter to be on the show, become you being on the show..?”

Our guest looks frustrated – by her daughter’s attitude, or by the questioning, it’s hard to tell… “Well… Teenagers don’t listen… They don’t believe that we know better… That our life experience counts for something… I figured that the only way I could stop her was by getting on the show before her – because what self-respecting 18-year-old wants to do something her mother has already done..?” She holds up her hands as if she is out of ideas.

“So, you’re just trying to steal her thunder?” Checks Jenna.

The brunette nods, letting out a bit of a chuckle. “Yeah… Pretty much.”

Jenna continues, “And the idea of having sex with a dog, or showing off on tv yourself… Does that do anything for you?”

Samantha twists her face up as if this is a stupid question. “Don’t get me wrong – I love sex, and I like to try new things… I’m no prude… But dogs – animals in general – always seemed a little too much… I mean, I’ve seen the show…” She pauses, considering her next comment, then continues, “And I have to admit that when I watch, and I see a woman who’s really into it, really getting a good seeing to… That’s a bit sexy. But, I don’t watch it and think ‘that should be me’ or ‘lucky bitch’, or owt like that…”

“Until now…” Notes Jenna.

Our guest shrugs again, “But this isn’t for me… It’s to show her…”

Jenna continues the interview, “Your daughter’s father left, but you’ve remarried, is that right?” Checks Jenna.

“Yes, that’s right…” Confirms our guest.

“What would you husband think about this?”

Samantha cracks a genuine smile rather than a frustrated one, “Oh, he’s a perv, he’ll bloody love it… He’s the reason I know about the show. He watches every week – then takes me to bed and he thinks I don’t know why he always wants to shag me doggy style!” and the smile broadens.

Jenna smiles with her, “So… Your husband watches it, your daughter wants to be on it, and you’re actually starring on it… Who says this isn’t a family show!!”

We fade through to a shot of Samantha pushing the top of her jeans down over her behind, wriggling her hips as she pushes them down – showing off a pair of pretty pink French knickers.

Jenna is behind her, still sitting on the edge of the bed, watching her guest’s arse as she undressed for our cameras. “Have you always been sexually adventurous?”

Samantha thinks about her answer as she pulls the jeans down her thick but very smooth thighs, “Ahm… Well… I wouldn’t say I’ve had a crazy sex life… But I’ve probably done a little more than my husband suspects…”, she smirks as she lifts a foot to the jeans off…

As she’s lifting the other foot to remove them completely, Jenna follows up, an excited girly tone to her voice, “OOhh… What’s the dirtiest thing you ever did before today..?”

Sam moves onto unbuttoning the front of her top, screwing her face up, deciding if she should confess as she gradually reveals a pleasant portion of cleavage – two nice tits held in a pink bra that matches her panties.

“I think the dirtiest thing… I’ve not really done anything very dirty… But… I can’t believe I’m saying this…” She pauses whilst she removes the top, leaving her in matching bra and panties, her smooth flesh exposed. She’s ‘plus sized’ rather than fat, looking healthy and tanned – her flesh looking as smooth as her well combed hair.

She continues, “Well, I think the worst I’ve done before today… Is… I once sucked off two black lads in a pub toilet in Leeds… It was just after my divorce and I was having a little wild spell, and I got talking to one of them, and his friend followed us into the toilet, and I ended up sitting on a toilet, sucking them both off…” A nervous smile flickers, then she adds, “I never even told Peter about that…”

“Oh, that’s okay…” Comments Jenna, leaning forward to unhook the back of her guest’s bra. “You’re going to do something far worse than that today… I assure you, no one’s going to be thinking about you sucking big black dicks after this!”

Samantha lets the bra fall down her arms, away from her big chest, large pink nipples harden as they are exposed to the air (and our camera)… “No… I suppose not…”

Jenna leans a little closer, reaching around under her guest’s arms, her hands gently cupping and weighing the brunette’s heavy tits. Fingers stroking over her hard nipples. “So how do you feel right now..? About to have sex with a doggy… On camera…”

Samantha looks down at the dog again as her host supports her tits, she answers, “Nervous…” She flips the bra off her arms and throws it aside, then brings her hands up onto the American’s hands, holding them against her chest… “A little bit scared… And a little bit horny…”

“Is that because of the doggy… Or the cameras…” Asks Jenna, then noting the way her hands are being squeezed against those boobs, “Or me..?”

Samantha sighs a little, “Well… If I’m honest… I think it’s the dog… The cameras and you – you make it sexier… It’s nice to be touched by another woman… But… I think it’s the dog, and thinking about how my husband will react…”

Jenna continues, “And what about your daughter?”, she leans in a little closer, running her hands under and around her guest’s full boobs, then back to her nipples, pinching slightly. “What do you think she’ll think about this?”

Samantha closes her eyes for a moment, the feel of the Playboy model’s hands on her tits, the thought of what she’s about to do – contemplating her own child’s reaction. “I think she’ll be jealous…” She sighs. “And I think that turns me on…”

She turns her head toward her host, she seems to be looking for a kiss… Which Jenna doesn’t give her… Leaning away a little as she notes, “In that case… I think we should get right to this… The sooner you do it, the sooner you can burst that little cunt’s balloon!”

She may be disappointed by the lack of a kiss, but hearing her daughter being called a ‘little cunt’ makes her breath even harder.

We cut away to a shot of the hallway outside the room. Jenna has left our guest and is now standing next to a casually dressed slim young woman with wide hips and happy eyes. Jenna whispers to our camera, “Now, what Samantha doesn’t know, is that we’ve got someone very special with us to watch her session today…” She turns to the young brunette at her side, “This… Is Ava… The dirty little cunt who started all of this!”

Ava smiles as she’s introduced, then mocks a frown as she’s called a dirty little cunt, then smiles again to show she’s not really offended.

Jenna continues her whispered monologue, “Ava applied to be on the show at almost exactly the same time as Samantha, and we simply couldn’t resist bringing her along for the shoot… Purely as an observer, of course…”

Ava smiles through the comments, giving us an “Oh yes, of course” nod as she’s referred to as purely an observer.

“And now that your mother is doing this… Is it still something you want to do?” Asks our host.

Ava pauses, as if she’s thinking about how to phrase her answer, “It’s really nice that mum is doing this to try and put me off, and to make it less exciting for me… But…” She almost giggles, “It just makes me want to do it even more!” Now she does giggle, before adding, “I can’t let her have all the fun!”

Jenna smiles, then turns to the camera, and whispers, “Ava is going to pretend she’s a production assistant – so she can watch up close… Hopefully her mother will be ‘distracted’ for the next few minutes and won’t notice who’s in the room with her!”

Ava gives us an extra big smile, then lifts a surgical mask up over her face – taking advantage of Covid-19 safety precautions to take on the perfect disguise.

We cut back into the hotel room to a shot of Ava, with mask and a clipboard held up infront of her chest, standing behind our camera, lighting and sound technicians, who are standing around our guest, Samantha, who is nude, on her knees, leaning forward to stroke and pat the solid doggy as he shuffles around infront of her, wagging his little tail, domed head up – almost smiling at her as her fingers ruffle through his short hair…

“Hello, boy…” She says, sounding distinctly nervous – following him as he turns around and walks a couple of steps away toward Jenna, wagging his tail. She leans forward after him, down onto one hand over him, her big boobs hanging down against his white-haired back as she rubs his side… He turns back toward her, staying under her chest, letting those boobs brush against his spine – he doesn’t care, she loves it… Gasping and smiling as she strokes and pats him, her hand moving down his side, gradually closing in on his belly with each stroke…

After a little build-up, with her confidence growing, she takes a deep breath and advises us that, “Okay… I’m going to go for it…” as she runs her hand further under his belly and finds his sheath… She closes her eyes and cringes as she carefully wraps her fingers around it and lets him begin to buck and jerk against her grip… Her big titties jiggling as he shuffles under her.

She gasps, “Oooooh GGGaaaahhhddd!” as she fondles him, her level of embarrassment and shame rising as she begins playing with his sheath and the cock within… The pink lipstick tip quickly beginning to poke out as he bucks excitedly against her grip.

We cut away to the back of the room, getting a quick shot of Ava watching the action, looking through the crowd, then turning to look at a monitor we’ve set up for her.

On the monitor we can see the dog twisting around under her mother, turning his head to the side, looking up and back at her, flapping his tongue out toward her face…

We cut to the action – watching close-up as Samantha lets out a nervous laugh, then drops her chin a little toward Buddy’s snout, pursing her lips, and moving just into range of his tongue – letting it flick against her lips as she continues rubbing his sheath…

The dog continues to jerk under her, twisting to try and lick her face, his breath ragged, his tongue flapping about – very excited, keen to get at this fresh meat – and we can’t blame him… Stripped down to her French knickers like this, she’s a very pleasant option.

She lets him lick her mouth a couple of times, then moves away a little, sitting back against her heels, moving upright and gasping, “I’m sorry… It’s just… I’m sooo bloody nervous… I can’t believe I’m actually doing this…” She’s released his cock and he’s staggering away a little, bucking his crotch at nothing in particular, a couple of inches of red dick poking out.

“Take your time… We’ve got all day…” Smiles Jenna, sitting back on the bed and looking down at the fresh whore on the floor with her nuggety white dome-headed dog.

Sam lifts her hands up again to flips her long dark hair back over her shoulders, her raised arms making her boobs rise a little as she takes a couple more breaths… “Okay…” She sighs. “Okay… Here we go…”

She slips her thumbs into the sides of her French knickers and then slips them down, showing off a well-trimmed triangle of pussy fuzz as she removes her underwear – which immediately brings the dog back toward her, his head up, nose twitching as he sniffs the air, seeking out that unmistakeable human pussy aroma… Sam drops to her knees again and playfully pushes him away… He comes back, and she pushes him away again… He seems to love it…

She takes a few more breaths – looking excited, nervous and more than a little scared… Then bends forward, dropping onto her hands, boobs sagging forward, then commits – leaning forward to her elbows, her arse in the air, shoulders down… “Oh my God….”

We get a quick shot of Ava, shifting position, her eyes widening, clearly excited – trying to get the best view of the action.

Then we’re back to that action… The white beast, excited but not too bright, attempts to mount Sam from the wrong end – pushing up against her head and one shoulder, rising up over her and bucking toward her ear… Making her laugh, “This is not what I expected…”, she twists out from under him, pushing him away, then retaking her position – elbows on the floor, arse in the air, knees a little wider to lower her sexual quarter…

The white dog moves around behind her and immediately finds her pussy, sticking his snout in close and quickly licking at her sex… Warm wet tongue against warm wet cunt… And our guest is gasping for the first time. All the nerves melting away as she gets her first thrilling moment of doggilingus. “OOoooooohhhhhhh!”

We cut to a rear shot, getting a close-up of the tongue against her snatch, sliding up and splitting her lips, mashing them around… Briefly…

Then cut to another reaction shot from Ava – watching as a dog licks her mother’s pussy… Even with the mask we can tell her mouth is hanging open, and she’s breathing hard…

We cut back to love scene just in time to see the beast stop licking, raising his head up over the brunette’s behind, then lifting his body up and over her, his front paws quickly hooking over her hips and the front of her thighs, pulling himself closer and beginning to pump against her. She gasps as he searches for her hole, her boobs shaking as he bumps against her. “Oooh God.. Ohhh… Ooohh…”

Another cutaway to Ava, wide-eyed, watching closely. We hear her thinking out loud, “Fuck that bitch… Go oooooon…”

Back to Buddy on her mother’s back – and he’s eager – desperate even… Leaning forward over her behind, pumping furiously at her… The tip of his dick stabbing at her, poking her lips – pushing them around, occasionally – all too briefly – stabbing between them. Taking her doggy-virginity a dozen times before he actually hits his target…

And then he actually hits his target!

She lurches forward, and he follows – holding tight and jerking hard… Pumping at an insane pace… Her mouth opens – but no sound comes out… She’s blown away.

We cut to a GoPro camera image – from the floor between her knees, looking up at her pussy… Getting a graphic close-up his cock splitting her pussy lips, slotting inside, growing fast – the shaft getting thicker as it’s wrapped up in her flesh…

Then to the side, watching her in profile with her big tits hanging down, jiggling as the dome headed beast hammers away into her from behind… His powerful body tensed, bent over her, smashing against her.

She finds her voice, gasping and letting out little “Uh uh uh” sounds as he pounds her. She’s not smiling, but we can tell she loves it.

We note one of our camera crew on the floor behind them, aiming his camera up at the dog’s rear end, getting the best close-up possible – then we cut to that close-up angle… Watching the dog’s big balls shaking as he pounds into his curvy slut… Moving in closer, changing the angle slightly, to get a shot of his glistening shaft as it smashes in and out of her sloppy cunt. Drops of canine semen already leaking out of her snatch, the dog’s thrusting action making it splash away in all angles.

Then back to a wider angle, watching he fuck again – a repeat of everything we’ve seen so far, complete with the “Uh uh uh” soundtrack. Our crew gathered around, our ‘special assistant’, hiding behind her Covid-mask, clipboard held infront of her chest to hide how hard she’s breathing. Flicking her eyes up toward our camera and – even with that mask on we can tell – she gives us a smile.

Then it’s back to a side-angle as the dog pulls up close and comes to a stop… He’s done. As usual, as intense and violent as the fuck is, it didn’t last long… Maybe 30 seconds at most – but with our multiple angles we’ve given the viewers at least two minutes of hard animal sex. Moving closer to our guest, she looks like she’s been on the receiving end for 30 minutes rather than 30 seconds… Sweating, gasping for air, her hair a mess. She’s somehow managed to smear her make-up despite the dog being at the other end of her body for the duration of the fuck.

We hold on this image for a while… Our guest on her knees, bent forward to her elbows, her big tits hanging down, the dog on her back, spent but locked in place by the fat knot in her cunt… Samantha looking around, trying to catch the dog’s eye – to look at who (and what) has been fucking her, and is still buried deep inside. Smiling at our camera as she tries to catch her breath.

Jenna comments, “It’s hard to believe you’re only doing this to save your daughter from the shame…” She smiles, “Because I don’t see you looking too ashamed!” – which just makes our brunette guest’s smile grow wider.

Our American host pushes on, “It looks like you were born to do this… I’m sure young Ava will be sooo proud!”

Sam gasps a little at the idea of her daughter seeing this, then answers instinctively, “Jealous more like!”

We watch her holding position for another thirty seconds in near silence… The dog’s fast breathing, and occasional, quiet moans from our guest as the knot continues to stretch her out.

“Did you cum yet?” Asks Jenna.

Samantha looks up again, an almost apologetic smile as she confirms that she hasn’t, “No… Not yet… I don’t mind though… It was so sexy… I feel so good…” – and then drops her head, trying to hide a little moment of embarrassment, or perhaps the shame we mentioned before.

“We can help with that…” Says Jenna, pointing up at our ‘assistant’. “You… Work experience girl… Get in there and use your fingers…” Ava points at herself, feigning surprise. Jenna continues her direction, “Just get in there and pretend it’s your own pussy…”

Ava, with her mask still in place, moves in closer, dropping to her knees beside her oblivious mother, puts one hand on the dog’s back, stroking him and holding him in place, then reaches down under her mother’s belly, back between her thighs, and begins to rub her fingers over the older lady’s clit… Our guest gasps, letting her head drop down again. If only she knew who was rubbing her pussy and making this moment feel so good!

We cut to our low angle shot again, looking at the dog’s cock jammed in the woman’s pussy… His balls and arse pulsing as she shoots his cum into her belly. Ava’s fingers working her mother’s fleshy mound around, rubbing that clit, driving her forward toward extasy.

We hear our host asking, “What would you tell your daughter if she was here?” – and then cut to a shot of Samantha from side on again, with the dog on her back, and our ‘assistant’ behind them, reaching under her, looking intently at the back of our guest’s head, waiting for the answer…

Samantha answers almost dreamily, “I’d tell her, ‘You don’t know what you’re missing’…”

With that comment, Ava appears to lean a little bit more into her fingering, her hand on the dog’s back pushing him a little harder against her mother’s rear end… The shift in penetration, coupled with the intensity of the rubbing, seems to take our guest a step closer to her climax… And Ava can’t resist speaking, the mask still hiding her identity, “Cum on that dog’s cock…” – rubbing harder and faster, “Cum on his cock, slut!” – and then almost laughing as she keeps fingering…

Jenna chastises her, “Ava… You shouldn’t talk to your mother like that!” – and there’s the briefest pause, with Samantha right on the edge of her orgasm, twisting around to see the woman who’s working her pussy – realising what’s going on… And then unable to stop herself from cumming like crazy, “AAAAHHHHHHHH…MMMMMMmmmmmmnnnnn… OOoHHHHHHH!”

Ava sticks to her task, frigging her mother off and holding the dog in place throughout the orgasm. “AAAHHH OOOOHHH UUUUUHHH OOOOOHHH!”

It’s an intense moment, with the brunette bucking and writhing under the attention… The dog steady on her back as her moans get louder and more hurried… Her breathing becoming laboured… “Oh God… Oh God.. Ooohh gggoooooddddd!” – and then she’s clearly cumming… Letting out a long, loud, squealing whine…

She’s bucking her arse backwards, then twisting her lips, pulling the dog forward and back on top of her, dragging him by his knot… Her daughter not letting her off the hook, continuing to finger that burning twat.

This continues for almost as long as the dog’s pounding lasted – then Samantha releases Buddy’s thigh so she can reach under her belly to grab her daughter’s hand and pull it off her pussy so she can catch her breath and retain her sanity, gasping, “No no no no… Stop stop…”

There’s a brief pause, with our guest holding her daughter’s hand off her pussy, the dog ‘free’ on her back, wriggling and twisting – his cock sending thrilling waves of pleasure through her pussy, before pulling back and twisting off her back… The moment his knot pulls free of her snatch is clear – because she lets out an extra loud yelp, “AAHAH!” as the dog suddenly jerks away from her and dismounts, his big cock swinging away from her and back under his belly, bouncing as he staggers away.

With the fuck completed, Ava drops down to her side beside her mother, leaning on one elbow, pulling the other hand away from our guest’s grip and bringing it up to pull the mask down from her face so that her mother can see that it really is her…

Samantha, exhausted and elated, still shivering, smiles as she sees her daughter’s face – it’s a I-don’t-believe-it smile. “You naughty girl! I can’t believe they brought you here…” Then turns her head the other way to look up at Jenna, playfully complaining, “You bloody bitch! I can’t believe you would do this to me!” before laughing.

The teenager leans in to give her mother a one-armed hug, whispering (just loud enough for our microphones to pick up, “It was beautiful, mum… You’re so beautiful…” She pauses, then adds, “And I’m sooooo fucking jealous!”

Samantha, still breathing hard, nods back at her daughter. “I bet you are… I did this to ‘protect’ you, but if you think I’m the only one doing this now that you’re here, you’ve got another thing coming!”

A look of excitement and joy flashes over the younger woman’s face, her eyes opening wide as she realises what her mother is saying.

We cut to a black screen… Surely it’s not over yet…

A caption fills the screen, “Series 18, Episode 13 – Samantha Petersen (37), from Altrincham – with Ava Petersen (18), from Altrincham”

Then we fade in on a shot of the teenager, on her back, on the bed, now naked, with her legs apart and her young pussy fully exposed… She’s propped up on one elbow, looking down as she rubs her own pussy this time…

Infront of her, at the side of the bed, Jenna and her mother are both kneeling on the floor – the brunette still naked, the American blonde as usual is almost popping out of the top of her dress – but not quite. Between them, they are both holding the muscular white beast – backing him up toward the teenager. Jenna is holding his tail up and out of the way, Samantha has flipped his big cock back through his legs so it’s pointing backwards toward her daughter’s pussy.

Jenna urges her guest to, “Give it a little suck first… Make sure it’s ready…” – and the brunette drops her head to wrap her lips around the tip of the purple/grey shaft. On the bed, Ava props herself up a little higher, licking her lips and gasping as she watches her mother sucking the dog’s cock. “Ohhh mother!”

Her mother doesn’t hold things up for too long – she gets a decent taste for dog-cock, then pulls back and begins to steer the dong toward her daughter’s pussy, warning her to, “Get ready…” – then running the flat tip of the cock up and down the lips of the teenager’s cunt, which makes the youngster arch her back and moan.

The tip of the cock slips between the lips, and then Samantha eases the rest of the shaft in, moving her grip to the knot as she pushes the shaft in and out of her daughter… We hear Jenna stating the obvious, “OOOoooohhh… That’s hot!” as the action continues.

As she’s pumping the cock in and out of her girl, Samantha looks over the dog’s back at our host, moving her head in a beckoning motion – and the American reacts by leaning over her pet to bring her mouth to her guest’s mouth, to that the two women can kiss – a quick and nasty kiss, open-lipped with tongues flicking up and down.

As they continues to kiss, Samantha continues to jerk the dog’s cock in and out of her daughter’s wet snatch – the shiny shaft still looking as hard as a rock.

They break off the kiss and Jenna drops her head down toward the rear of the dog, and Ava’s pussy. Samantha responds by pulling the cock out of her girl and presenting it to Jenna – who takes it straight through her lips and over her tongue, giving it a few quick strokes into her mouth before pulling back again – then moving onto the bed beside the youngster as her mother slots the cock back into her pussy.

Jenna brings her mouth straight from the dog’s cock to the teenager’s mouth – only pausing to snarl, “Come here you little cunt!” as she takes the girl by the back of the head and pulls her closer, then plants her wet lips against the teenager’s mouth… And Ava welcomes the kiss with genuine hunger. She definitely wanted to do this! Kissing a Playboy centrefold, whilst her mother pumps dog semen into your cunt – what more could a girl ever hope for?

It doesn’t take long to get the younger woman off – the combination of her mother dildogging her and the blonde kissing her is enough to send her over the top in seconds… And our teen guest is left writhing on the bed, still impaled on the beast’s tool, with the American now squeezing her tits and snarling, “Dirty little cunt… You love it…” into her face from an inch away, then planting another big, sloppy tongue kiss on her…

As her daughter cums, Samantha pulls the cock from her pussy and drops her head to take her turn – sucking on it again, hungrily pushing it to the back of her throat… Choking herself on it… Driving it between her lips over and over…

As she’s sucking, Jenna helps the still orgasmic teen to move around and join her mother at the dog’s rear end… And Samantha quickly gives up the dog’s cock to her daughter, letting her take a turn sucking on that rock-hard dick…

Whilst Ava is sucking, her mother and Jenna share another kiss – an excited, fun time kiss… As they are kissing, she’s pumping the cock in and out of her daughter’s mouth, and Jenna is holding the back of the teenager’s head, making sure she can’t pull away from it (as if she would).

They switch again, with mother breaking off the kiss with our host and pulling the cock from her daughter’s mouth so she can suck it again – and Jenna using her grip on the back of Ava’s head to pull her in for another kiss…

And then the money shot – as Jenna turns Ava’s head toward Samantha’s – and Samantha instinctively locks lips with her daughter… They’re both too far gone in the perversion of the moment, and don’t stop for a second to think about what they’re doing – this is just about pure animal pleasure. As they are kissing, Sam continues holding the dog’s cock, aimed at their faces, spurting on them as they kiss…

Jenna talks direct to camera, without actually looking looking away from the incestuous interaction, noting that, “Some people ask me if I get more turned on by dog sex, or horse-sex, or pig-sex…” She watches as the heated kiss breaks and mother and daughter turn back to the cock – holding their mouths open to catch more cum…

Jenna continues, “But it’s this… This…” – she pauses as the women turn back from the cock to each other and share another hungry, cum-swapping lesbian kiss. Jenna continues, “… Fucking lesbian incest does it for me every time… It’s so fucking hot…” She looks away from the ladies to the dog and adds, “Throw a dog in and it’s just fucking perfect!” – and then she lurches forward and swallows up the dog’s cock again…

And as suddenly as it all exploded into perversion, we slowly fade out – the slow fade indicating that this little foursome went on for some time.

Then we fade back in on a shot of Buddy, looking completely exhausted, sleeping on his side on the floor. Pan from the dog back to the bed, where our three ladies are waiting for us. All smiles. Mother and daughter both still naked, Jenna between them, looking like she’s just had the time of her life.

Jenna is holding a microphone now – it’s superfluous, but she needs a prop now that she doesn’t have a dog to play with. She asks her first question, “Tell me, Sammi… What did you think when you found out that this dirty little slut was here watching you?” – then holds the microphone out toward Samantha.

Samantha rolls her eyes, then answers, “I wanted to be angry – but it was too much of a bloody turn on…” She cracks another smile, then adds, “And I was sooo glad she was here to share this moment with me!”

Ava looks delighted to have shared this fun…

Samantha continues, “Never in a million years would have ever have thought about this… I’ve thought about dogs, yes… But sharing one with my daughter… And, you know, having some ‘fun’ WITH my daughter… Never in a million years!”

Jenna moves the microphone over to Ava, and we follow with the camera, watching as the teenager pauses, then confirms, “I think about it all the time!” and laughs. “I’ve wanted to share a dog with mum since before she met Peter!”

Her mother looks shocked, but then leans forward to kiss her daughter again – a gentle, but definitely sexual kiss… And as we watch them kiss we’re not sure if she’ll ever need Peter again!

We fade out as the mother-daughter combination break off the kiss and smile at each other, looking nervous and excited about the future.

The screen remains black for a moment, then white letters begin to type at the screen, advising us that, “Their day trip to the United Kingdom of Zoo brought Samantha and Ava together in a way few few mothers and daughters will ever experience. The good news for Samantha’s husband, is that they’ve since brought their new-found love home with them…”

On that note, the screen fills with low grade home video of a middle-aged man (presumable Peter), kissing Samantha, then turning his head and kissing Ava, then turning back to Samantha for another kiss… Then moving out of the way so mother and daughter can share another kiss… The kisses are pure sex, full of desire, with each of the three clearly as keen as each other to continue.

Another line types onto the bottom of the caption as they are kissing. “They plan to purchase their own dog soon – just as soon as the ladies can agree on the breed.”

As we watch the threesome kiss, and think about their big doggy decision, we can’t help but feel jealous as hell for the life Peter has infront of him… And we fade out for another week.

This week’s show begins with us looking down a deserted but very modern looking city street. Five and six storey buildings line either side of a four-lane road. The buildings look modern – with lots of windows and colourful stylised facias… Signage over the doors suggests office complexes rather than shopfront or apartment buildings.

No cars, no pedestrians.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in, “SLOUGH, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades away we turn through 180 degrees until we come to rest on our white-haired, Scottish host, walking along the street, a large German Shepherd dog at his side. He introduces himself to camera as he approaches.

“Hallo, and welcome to yet another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss… And this is my boy, Bucky… And this week, we’ve come down to glamorous Slough, just outside London – to meet a happy couple, with a shared interest…” He looks down at Bucky, then back to the camera – “Yep… That’s right… This handsome bastard here is going to service another slut… I wonder what her pathetic excuse might be?”

We cut to the front of one of the office buildings as the glass doors slide open and a respectable looking, ‘safe’, middle-aged couple walks toward us. She’s fighting a smile as she approaches, he’s looking at her rather than our camera, and he’s not fighting his smile.

They are like the male and female version of the same person… Later middle-aged, heading toward old, with blondish hair (hers tied back away from a round face, his cut short). Thin lips (hers plastered with bright red lip-stick) and deep set, quite beady dark eyes which stand out against their pale faces. Both are wearing smart casual business attire – him a suit, her a white blouse and black trouser combination.

She begins her introduction as they approach, barely able to control her excitement.

“Hello… I’m Edith Cornwell. I’m a 57-year-old administrator from Slough – and… I’ve recently met, and fallen in love, with – Craig – the love of my life…” She looks to the man at her side and smiles lovingly again, then continues, “… and I’m here today to show him exactly how much he turns me on… Because there’s nothing I can think of to demonstrate it better than being on your show!” She laughs a little self-consciously, as her man nods, smiles, and gives her hand a squeeze.

We cut to a shot of our guest, flanked by her partner on one side, and our host on the other, with his dog on a tight leash, looking up at the woman and wagging his tail slowly – because he knows exactly what’s about to happen.

Andy turns from our camera to Edith, and asks (in a cynical tone), “Soooo… Tell us… Other than being a filthy wee slut… What excuse are you going to try to offer for being here today..?”

She looks a little shaken at being called a slut to her face, gasping a quick breath – looking over to Craig to check that he’s ready for her to answer… He gives her an encouraging nod, and she turns back to Andy and his microphone…

“Erm… We met, two years ago, on a blind date… We’ve got some of the same friends and they set us up – they thought we’d be a good fit…” She turns her head to Craig again and they share a little giggle, then she continues, “I don’t think they realised just how good a fit we would be!”

Beside her, her partner confirms, “Two freaks!”, putting his arm around her to pull her a little closer to him than to Andy.

Edith smiles, and then continues with her story. “So, we went out to dinner, and I’d already had a few drinks before I went out, and I felt horny as soon as I saw him… If I get a few drinks in me, I get really horny…”

Beside her, Craig is nodding, confirming that she gets REALLY horny when she’s drunk.

She continues, “And when I’m nervous I tend to blurt things out… So if I’m drunk and nervous, there’s a chance I’ll say something stupid…”

Again, her partner chips in with, “And she did…”

She keeps going, “We’re halfway through dinner, and I was so horny I couldn’t help myself… I wanted to let him know that I was so horny I’d do anything – and the most disgusting thing I could think of, that I would never do, ever… Was bestiality…” Craig smiles and nods as she says this, clearly remembering the moment AND enjoying the memory.

She continues, “So, I said that I was so horny that if things didn’t work out with us, I’d fuck anyone I met on the way home… Even if it was just a mangy old dog!” She laughs, turning red as she does, ashamed of what she’s saying, but amused all the same.

It’s not the most believable story we’ve heard, and Andy clearly doubts her.

“Not the best moment of my life… I didn’t even like dogs – I was saying it to show how horny I was… I just wanted to let him know that he was ‘in’… But he’s never let me forget it… Then recently he was teasing me about it, and I told him that I didn’t want to do it then, or now… But if he wanted me to do it, I would… Because he has that effect on me… I’d do anything for him… And he said he wanted me to… And here I am!!”

She looks embarrassed but aroused, and beside her, Craig looks the same. His arm around her shoulder, pulling her close for a side-hug… He leans in and whispers, “I love you” into her ear before kissing her cheek.

Andy looks dubious. “So, this is for him… Not for you?” He pauses. “You didn’t want to have sex with a dog when you told him you would… Only now, after two years, because he teased you…” He shakes his head, “Right… Yeah… I believe you…” He clearly doesn’t. “Let’s get to the hotel and get your kit off and see how you go with my beast… See if you’re doing this for him…” He nods toward Craig. “Or for yourself…” He looks right into Edith’s eyes…

We cut to the bedroom of a cheap inner-city hotel. Neutral colours. Simple furniture. A boring room… Craig is sitting on the edge of the bed, looking over at his partner with a mix of pride and expectation as she removes her white blouse, uncovering a soft, lightly tanned body, with a white satin and lace bra, filled to overflowing with a pair of soft round boobs.

She’s constantly looking back toward Craig, making sure he’s happy, then looking down at Bucky, making sure he’s still on his leash – as she reaches up behind her back and unhooks her bra, letting it fall away from her white breasts (untanned and contrasted hard with her suntan). She makes no attempt to cover herself, but closes her eyes so she can’t see how anyone else reacts to her topless form… Because of the two skin-tones, it almost looks like she’s still wearing the white bra…

She moves down to her trousers, unbuttoning and unzipping them – then letting them slip down her legs, revealing a nice pair of white satin French knickers. No longer hidden/protected by her belt-line, her soft belly sits forward and down a little – not a pot belly, but certainly not flat. She steps out of the trousers and flicks them off to one side… Then checks with Craig again, “Yes?”

He nods, and says, “Definitely!”

She looks back up at us, looking a little shy again, and confirming, “We agreed that we could change our minds right up until I was naked…” She pauses – then takes the sides of her knickers and slips them down, revealing more white flesh and a clean-shaven pussy, and adding, “Too late to stop now!” Then giggling a little as her partner takes a deep breath, realising that this really is going to happen.

Standing there, naked and nervous, but with a smile that confirms she’s ready to push through the nerves, our guest looks like she’s wearing a flesh-tone bikini – her white boobs and panty-line standing out against the rest of her tanned flesh.

She brings a hand up to her mouth and gasps, “Oh God, this is really happening…” – it’s almost as if she hadn’t thought about what she was getting herself into…

“Oh, it’s fucking happening, alright!” Confirms our host. “It’s happening right now…”

We hear a bark from off camera – our real star evidently excited and keen to get to work… Edith looks off in the direction of the noise, cracking a smile as the reality of the situation is enhanced. “OOOooohhh!” She coos, looking back to us, adding “I think I he wants to get this party started!!” and then laughing a little, showing her nerves and making her boobs and belly jiggle.

We get a shot of Andy unhooking Bucky’s collar, and sending the hairy beast into the ‘action’…

Back to Edith as she bends forward to meet the dog… Reaching out to stroke his head and neck. He twists around, trying to avoid her grip and push past to her body… “OOooohhh… He’s all over me!!”

We hear Craig, off camera, calling, “He will be soon!” – which makes his wife laugh a little.

She stands over the dog, looking down at him, and comments that, “My lovely husband wants to watch you fuck me… Should we let him watch, or should we make him wait outside..?”

The dog doesn’t care – wagging his tail and walking from side-to-side, just waiting for his bitch to come down to his level…

Craig is still off to the side, in the edge of the frame, looking amused, calling out, “Just as long as you fuck him, and I get to see it one day, I’ll be happy!” He smiles, then adds, “I’ll be happy to know you’re a dogslut, whether I get to see it or not!”

She shakes her head at him, “Oh, I’m going to be a dogslut, alright… You watch this…!” Stepping toward the dog, she kills the mood for a moment by dropping to her knees, one at a time, clearly straining… Looking a little awkward as she takes up position on her knees… Sighing and smiling at the dog, who’s already sniffing around, keen to get at her…

She kneels down next to the dog, leaning forward and letting her pale little tits rub up against his side. Giggling as the fur tickles her nipples, then looking at her husband, off camera and asking, “Do you like that?”

He confirms that he does, then suggests that she, “Give him a hug, darl.”

Edith looks down at the dog, thinking about it, then leans forward against the animal and wraps her arms around his body, squeezing him against her chest, squashing her boobs flat against her. Holding him there for a moment… Looking surprisingly comfortable…

He twists loose, not keen on cuddling, he wants more… Twisting and ending up with his snout infront of her face… Giving her a series of hungry, sloppy, swipes with his wide tongue… Over her lips, and then between them as she allows her mouth to open… Letting him lick for a few seconds, then pulling her head back and flashing a self-satisfied smile at her partner.

She laughs, “You fucking love it, don’t you?” and then nods her head toward her husband, her smile indicating how much she loves it too…

Our host interrupts, urging her to – “Get back in there, bitch!”

Edith smiles and turns back toward the beast, leaning toward him so he can lick at her face some more… Smiling as he does it… And running her hands down the side of his head, his neck and his body, then reaching down under his belly and beginning to rub at him, her fingers finding his sheath… Turning her wet face away from his big tongue, half-laughing as she leans in closer… “Suuuuuch a good kisser… Good boy…” – taking his chin on her shoulder as she grabs onto his sheath, looking back toward her man and adding, “He’s a better kisser than you, love…” She laughs, before adding, “His breath’s a bit ‘on the nose’ though!” – and she pulls a face to indicate the dog’s breath smells. It’s not putting her off though!

We cut down to a low angle to watch her hand as she works his sheath, rubbing her palm against it, pressing up against his belly, then gripping the firm canine cock within, jerking it around… There’s nothing sensual, if anything she’s a little rough – but Bucky seems to like it.

She pulls the furry pouch backwards, showing off the glistening pink tip of his cock… Then some more of the shaft… A thumb sized length of perfect pooch penis!

She looks over her shoulder again to her husband as she continues to work that shaft… “Oooh look… He’s as big as you are!!” She jokes.

Craig bends forward to look under the dog, seeing his canine cock between her fingers, and laughing, “On a good day!” He’s not going to let her get to him – he’s going to enjoy this no matter how much she teases him!

She continues to jerk and rub at his shaft, helping it grow… Holding the beast against her shoulder, his chest against her boobs, one hand behind him, holding him steady, the other under his belly… Rubbing…

“Are you going to hug him all day, or are you going to show us what you’re made of…?” Taunts our host.

His guest looks back at him, wrapping her fingers around Bucky’s sheath and shaft, squeezing and jerking as she looks over toward her husband, “You still think I’ll bottle this, don’t you?” She pauses, “Guess again…”

She releases the dog’s cock, then twists away from him, pushing him to her side as she eases forward onto her hands… She lets out an excited squeak as she assumes the classic doggy position – her soft belly hanging loose, boobs dangling – and sticks her rear end back toward Bucky…

The dog makes his move – moving up behind this excited bitch, raising his head up over her soft arse, lifting up and grabbing around her hips, paws scraping against her soft flesh, pulling himself closer as she gasps in surprise…

Off camera we can hear Craig saying, “Oh my God… She’s really going to do it…” as the dog begins thrusting at his wife’s rear end – bumping her around infront of him as he staggers to the side, before she’s even managed to set herself in the proper position…

It’s fast and furious, chaotic and messy… But within seconds, he’s managed to line himself up properly behind her arse – and he’s punching hard at her rear end…

She gasps, “Ooh YYEEASSSS…” Her voice clear and bright, having fun with the moment, looking up into our camera and giving us a quick – amazed – smile. Viewers with good surround-sound systems will also hear Craig gasping, “Fuck yes!” as the makes his move.

We cut to a low angle to watch as the tip of his cock prods up against her pussy, finds the spot, ramming it against her a few times until he feels it move between her lips, at which time he lurches forward, burying himself all the way inside her flesh…

The force of the initial penetration, and then the speedy rally of thrusts than follows it, driving that shaft deep into her, are enough to give her the biggest thrill of her life in just seconds… “Ohmy God… Ooohhh, Goodddd… OOohhh, bloody hell… Jeeezzzzuss…”

The Alsatian has a strong grip around her soft belly, and is pulling closer as he pummels into her, with short, hard strokes – jerking his hips forward against her behind – driving his big dick deep into her old cunt, making her gasp and yelp “Ooooh” and “Bloody hell” with every move.

We look up at her from a low angle, watching her little titties jiggling as she is rocked about, then angling the camera up to look at her pussy, watching that shiny, slippery doggy dick pumping in and out of her, spots of cum already dripping out and being thrown in all directions by the high-speed fucking.

“Ooooh jjeeezzz… Aahhhh…” She continues to gasp.

Craig is staying close, leaning in to encourage her that, “You’re doing brilliantly…” – we see a smile on his face that leaves us in no doubt of how in awe he is not only turned on by this, but is also in awe of her.

Back to a wide angle, watching the beast standing over his bitch, pounding hard, but already beginning to slow up – pausing, then launching a little rally of thrusts. Making her shout out even louder as he drives deeper into her. “OOOOOH AAAAHHH, OOOOOAAAAHH!” – then pausing again, one of his hind paws hovering a few inches in the air…

We move in to look up between the dog’s hind legs, and her thighs, to get a proper look at that big knot, stretching out her cunt. Cum gathering on her pussy lips, then dripping down to the floor.

Then to a close-up of her face – watching as she twists her face up like she’s in extreme pain – but every few seconds she takes a breath, and breaks into a smile that tells us that she fucking loves the pain! Or the source of the pain… And then she’s back to the grimace…

Her husband continues to offer encouragement throughout, “You look amazing… Like you were made for this…”

She gasps back, “My cunt was made for this!!”

We cut to a low-angle, looking up between her legs and the dog’s legs, to see her pussy, wrapped around the dog’s cock… Her pussy stretched wide…

Then to a wider angle, looking from the side, to see how she looks… Weak, soft, slim… Looking small under the beast as he holds still over her, resting his head on her shoulder, and she lets herself sag against her hands – letting out a little whine… Breathing hard, baring her teeth, and doing her best to push through the moment. Twisting her upper body to try and look back at the dog over her shoulder, half smiling at him… Clearly enjoying the ‘struggle’.

She twists a little further, pushing her head toward his… Getting his interest, and then making kissy-kissy noises – tempting him into licking her lips, a few lazy wet slops… Which she welcomes by opening her mouth and letting his tongue flop over her lips and inside… It’s messy, it’s sloppy, and it’s very sexy. She’s totally into this.

We cut to a shot of Craig, standing to the side, watching closely – and he’s clearly totally into this as well… Beside him, Andy looking almost amused as he looks from the action to the husband… Shaking his head at the idea of a man enjoying seeing his wife doing this.

And then we’re across the room, looking back at the bitch with the dog on her back – she’s now dropped forward onto her elbows and forearms, her head now down to the floor. Holding position, exhausted. The dog now slumped over her back. Our crew around them, catching the best angles, the clearest sounds – her soft moaning as the throbbing in her pussy continues. Andy and Craig standing to the side, exchanging unheard comments about what they’re watching.

The beast shifts a little, and Edith lets out a little gasp, then whispers, “He’s coming out…”

Her husband calls, “Catch it… Catch it!” – and she leans to the side, pushing one hand under her body, back between her thighs to grab at his knot as it begins to slip out…

We cut back to the close-up of her pussy as her fingers wrap around the base of his cock – catching the knot… Holding the shaft in her pussy for a second, pumping it back in a few times, using him as a dildog…

“Thaaaat’s it…” Coos her husband, watching her use the dog. “Fucking use that cock… Use that cock!”

Back to a shot of her face as she looks up at her husband, teeth bared, snarling, “Fucking myself with his doggy cock… His big, hard doggy cock… Mmmmmm… Do you like that? Mmmmm?”

We cut to a wider shot, the dog half dismounted, the bitch fucking herself with his cock… Looking dirty, snarling at her man as she does it. After taking the knot, using the shaft is an easy and very pleasurable sensation. Smooth, hard, wet and hot… Slipping in and out of a well stretched cunt…

She’s breathing faster and lighter with each pump, and pumping faster with each breath… Turning his cock from a dildo to a vibrator as she moves it at breathless speed… Tensing up and whining as she takes herself to the edge of an amazing orgasm. There’s nothing in the world like cumming on an animal’s cock!

Craig is close enough to whisper encouragement, “Cum on his cock… Yeahh… Come on… Cum on that dirty dog’s cock…” as she pumps faster and faster, shorter and shorter strokes, breaths speeding… And we cut from the side angle, to the rear angle, to her face as she reacts – looking increasingly ecstatic… And then – she stops pumping and just holds that cock hard in her snatch – her mouth open, her eyes wide – looking positively astounded.

Her man states the obvious, “Ooooh, she’s cumming… I know that face well…”

Edith confirms, in a little squeak, “I’m cumming…” – a smile flickering over her exhausted and elated features – as happy as she is with that dog cock in her pussy, she seems equally delighted that her husband is happy.

She holds the cock there a little longer, then slides it out slowly, inching the glistening shaft from between her pussy lips, and keeping hold of the knot behind her thighs. Twisting under the beast, she manages to squeeze herself down to the floor under him without ever releasing his cock – and he manages to twist and step off her back without pulling free of her hand… After a rough few seconds, they find themselves disentangled – other than the grip she has on his member, and she twists around so that she is facing toward that tool…

“Oh, she’s going to suck it… I knew she would…” Confirms Craig excitedly.

She brings her mouth toward that big shiny shaft, trying not to react to her man’s comments, but she can’t hide the smile – loving how much this is entertaining him.

Then, easing closer, she takes the end of the cock into her mouth – fighting off that smile and closing her lips around the shaft – then sucking her cheeks in around it and suddenly looking a little disgusted as she begins to slowly work herself up and down the hot meat.

“Oohh ffucckkk!” Gasps her husband as he drops into frame beside her, on his hands and knees, close so that he can see his wife sucking dog cock. She might not be looking so happy anymore, but he looks positively ecstatic!

They feed off each other’s emotions – her disgust and his joy contrasting to raise the heat. He’s swearing at her as she does it, “Suck it… Yeah… Suck that cock, you filthy whore!!” – and she whimpers and gasps around the shaft as she continues, locking her eyes on Craig’s the whole time. She clearly finds the abuse a big turn on, even if the cock itself isn’t…

The dog stands over her – looking around toward Andy, as if he’s checking that his owner doesn’t mind him cumming in the dirty slut’s mouth… Andy is smiling at him, nodding and calling him, “Good boy” to reassure him that it’s quite alright.

Under his belly, Edith continues to slide her head up and down his shaft, sucking him smoothly into the back of her mouth, his cock gliding over her tongue, and then letting her lips drag along his flesh on the back stroke. Then again… And again… Taking her time, servicing the beast rather than herself… Taking her time, pausing to swallow or cough, or just catch her breath… Just sucking slow.

We watch long enough for it to be almost boring – almost, but not quite – then rise up to look over the dog’s back, to look at a clearly enraptured Craig, loving every second of the show, watching his wife suck a dog’s cock with the same pride a man would have watching his son scoring a goal for the school team. Next to him, Andy is grinning and calling, “Suck that cock, whore! Yeah!”

And we cut back to the whore on the floor – with her lips around the dog’s cock… Sucking slowly… Now letting cum dribble from the corner of her mouth, down and under his chin –bringing her free hand to her cheek to smear some of that jism around, ‘cleaning up’.

She brings her cum soaked hand down from her jaw to her soft boobs, smearing it around, pinching a nipple playfully as she continues sucking – pushing her face up to the dog’s belly, then back until her hair is splayed out on the floor again… Then up, then down – up, down…

The whole time she’s sucking on his tool, Bucky just stands over her, letting her get on with it.

There’s something about watching a nice lady doing something as nasty as this… It’s always good to see a woman with a dog’s cock in her mouth, but when it’s a nice woman – a softly spoken, polite lady – it’s just so hard to beat.

We can hear that her partner feels the same way, because he’s still alternating between praising her, “That’s beautiful… Oh you’re awesome…”, and insulting her, “Suck that cock you dirty slut! You nasty fucking cunt!”, with Andy also calling, “Suck it, whore!” and to Craig, “Your slut is fucking disgusting!” – in fact, the least impressed figure is the dog, who is just standing there, letting her have her way with him…

He’s so unengaged by the experience that after a while he just begins to walk away – only her one-handed grip on the base of his cock, and her mouth around his shaft get in the way of his exit. It slows him down, but doesn’t stop him – because as soon as he pulls against her grip, and she fails to release him, he twists, growls and snaps at her – making her let go in a hurry… She is shocked, then amused – and both men laugh at her… Andy joking that “OOoooooohhh… Someone doesn’t love your technique!” and Craig defending his wife by saying, “She gives really good head, I’ll get her to show you after…” – we just about hear Andy saying, “No thanks!” – disgusted by the idea of letting a woman suck his cock after she’s sucked his dog’s cock.

As they continue to swap comments, and Edith catches her breath, we watch the dog trotting a few steps away – then slops back on her back – wet faced, wet boobed, flecked with dog hairs sticking to her sweat… Out of breath and now that it’s all over clearly overjoyed – gasping, “I did it… I did it…” She turns her head to her husband and asking, “Did you like it?”

Craig drops down into a crouch beside her and reaches down to stroke sweaty hair away from her face as he tells her, with all the love in the world in his voice, “How was it? Did you love it..?”

She looks up at him, still out of breath, looking like she’s in little bit of shock, but still turned on and proud of herself… “I loved the sex…” She pauses, thinking of the right thing to tell her, “… And… The cock sucking was exciting… Not nice… But a turn-on… I loved how much you loved it…”

“Yeah, I loved it…” Confirms her husband, “You were amazing… I can’t wait to see you do it again…”

She sits up and turns toward him, not looking convinced, but still looking to impress, “Mmmmmmmnnnn… Yeah… I don’t think you’ll have to wait too long to see me do that again…” – and then breaking into that forced smile again.

Her husband looks into her eyes and runs his finger over her cheek, then around her lips. “Look at you… All covered in dog spunk… You’re such a dirty girl!”

“I’m YOUR dirty girl!” She confirms, reaching out to him and grabbing around his neck, pulling him in for a loving kiss – after which he licks his lips and pulls a face to indicate that he’s also not too keen on the taste the dog has left behind… But then smiling to confirm that he doesn’t care because he loves her so much.

“Oooh, that’s so sweet…” Coos Andy sarcastically. “Every girl’s wish – a man who’s kind enough to let her fuck dogs for his pleasure!”

We turn away from him to look back at the loving couple as they continue chatting quietly to each other and smooching as we fade to black.

The screen fills with a photo of the loving couple, with her looking at him with an expression full of love, and him looking like the happiest man in the world.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Edith says that the experience has brought her and Craig together in a way nothing else could. She claims that she hasn’t done is again since, but says that she wouldn’t object if Craig wanted her to.”

And on that positive final note, and the site of the two of them looking lovingly at each other, we fade out for another week.

This week our show begins with an establishing shot of a wide residential street. Tall, bleak, grey stone houses line either side of the road, with small, flat lawns infront of them.

The road is wide and flat, and the sky almost as grey as the buildings. We can hear the wind blowing over our microphones and the camera is just a tiny bit unsteady – suggesting that even that is being buffeted by the wind.

The scene is obscured by huge white letters that fill the screen, telling us that we are in, “RICHMOND, YORKSHIRE.”

When it fades away, we are looking at the street again, just in time to see our favourite red Ford Transit van driving down the street toward us.

The van pulls up beside our camera position, filling the frame with its side door… Which slides open to reveal this week’s host – leaning forward toward us so that our attention is drawn first to her incredibly round, fake D-cup boobs, then up to her deep dimpled smile. It’s our favourite former pornstar… The bitch from Blackburn… The one and only randy Renae Russell. She’s wearing her white PVC micro-mini skirt and jacket combinations, which, as we’ve already noted, makes it hard to look anywhere but her tight cleavage.

She introduces herself in that famous squeaky, girlish voice, smiling the whole time to show that this is still the most fun job she’s ever had… “Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this week I’ve brought Mr Russell…” We cut to a shot of her big blue-grey Weimaraner, Logan, to remind viewers who Mr Russell is, then cut back to her as she continues, “… up to Yorkshire, to meet a classy cunt who’s decided she can’t wait another year before joining our little club…”

Renae smiles again, then we cut to look up at one of the houses as the front door opens, and this week’s guest emerges from within, taking her first nervous steps onto camera.

She’s a middle-aged blonde (with tell-tale dark roots), wearing a white polo-neck sweater that hugs her body, showing off a good chest and narrow waist, and tight white trousers which suggest longish, slim legs. High heels visible at the end of the trouser legs. As she walks toward us, we take a good look at her – too much make-up, trying to cover up tired looking features and an uncertain look on her face that suggests some nerves about being here…

She walks toward us, clearly gathering herself and thinking through what she’s about to say… Coming up to her mark, looking down to make sure she stops on the right spot, then looking up and introducing herself in a raspy Yorkshire accent.

“I’m Heidi Stubbins… I’m 43… And I’m a teacher from Richmond, in Yorkshire…” And then, almost as a throwaway comment, “…And I’m here to get fucked by a big dog!”

We cut to inside the house, in a well decorated, beautifully appointed master bedroom with a huge king-size bed, furnished with expensive black silk sheets. Heidi and Renae are now sitting on the edge of the mattress, facing toward each other. Our guest’s white sweater and pants, and our host’s white PVC mini-suit, are in sharp relief to the black sheets.

The porn-princess makes sure that she turns her body half toward our camera as she speaks, leaning forward to make sure we’re looking at her rather than her guest as she begins her pre-fuck interview in her usual squeaky voice, “So, Heidi… Why don’t you tell us exactly why you’re here to ‘get fucked by a big dog.?”

Heidi smiles nervously, and reaches up to smooth down the front of her sweater one more time. It’s not the thinnest clothing, but we can see the bump of her nipples, standing hard against the material. She answers, almost laughing out loud, “Ahhh… Well… I’ve been single for a long time… And I’ve never given up the search, but… Ahhhh… It’s soul destroying… And confidence sapping…”

We get a shot of Renae nodding along with her as if she has any idea what it’s like to not have men (and women, and dogs) lining up to fuck her…

Our guest continues, “I’ve tried internet dating, and that’s even worse… I know I’m not the most beautiful girl in the world…” She pauses, as if she’s waiting for someone to argue with her, but when Renae doesn’t, she continues, “… But I can’t believe that no-one wants me… People are so judgemental… And they judge me as not good enough!” She shrugs, a little confused, then moves on, “I’ve gone through, like, ALL the dating sites, and the ‘professionals’ dating sites, and the ‘adult’ dating sites… And I get to the point where we swap pictures and everyone loses interest…”

We have to admit, she’s not the most beautiful woman in the world, but there’s no particular reason that anyone would be turning away from her. She’s not ugly. She’s not scary…

“Then, I don’t know why, but I found my way to your website… And there’s a dating forum there… And the thing I noticed was that on your forum, when you swap pictures, no one cares that I’m not thin, or that I’ve got these little boobs, or that I look this way… I feel accepted by this community… Desired… So I find myself wanting to become a real part of it. I could just meet up with someone from the forum, and see how it feels, but – well, this is my chance to be special… The girls who’ve been on your show are the real stars of the zoo community… Everyone wants to talk to them on the forum – and everyone wants to meet them… And introduce them to a new dog!!”

“And you like the idea of meeting people’s dogs?” Renae checks, with a smirk.

Heidi somehow manages to nod and shrug at the same time, “I like the idea of being desired… And making new friends… And sex… Obviously… Lots of naughty sex!”

“And you’re happy to do this on television..?”

Heidi nods again, smiling, and confirms, “Yes. Absolutely. I want to be seen. I want to be wanted. I can’t wait.” She pauses, then adds, “It’s scares the fuck out of me… But that’s a turn-on too!”

Without any further fuss, we cut to a shot of our guest standing beside the bed in her underwear – a simple white bra and panty set – and a pair of high heel shoes – with Logan padding around infront of her. Renae is sitting cross-legged on the bed behind her, smiling as she watches the strip…

Heidi reaches up behind her back to release the clasp on the back of that bra, then pushes her shoulders forward and bends slightly to that the bra just slips off and falls away, revealing a good set of C-cup boobs with pointed pink nipples, they sag as she straightens up, but they’re still pretty impressive for an older woman.

Her panties come off in the same easy, matter-of-fact manner… Pushed down over her hips and then allowed to just drop down her slim legs to her ankles and high heels. She just steps out of them, leaving them on the floor as if they’ll never be needed again, and then takes a couple of quick, little steps toward, tottering on her heels, toward our big friendly beast…

Leaning down to him, smiling as she rubs his head, mushing his forehead and ears around on his skull. The dog twists his big head around, loving her attention… Twisting free of it like a child being tickled… Then coming back for – “More? Do you want some more?” – she smiles, and then gives him plenty more.

She moves closer, throwing a leg over his back as if she’s going to ride him like a horse – then leaning forward to rub both of his sides at the same time, her boobs hanging down slightly and brushing his back.

She seems to like the feeling – and bends a little further – lowering those big boobs against him, letting them squash slightly, separating on either side of him… Moving around a little to pull them from side-to-side, up and over his spine. Nipples through his hair.

After a few seconds she straightens up a little, and gives us a smile – almost embarrassed that we saw that, but not really… And now she lowers her pussy against his spine – rubbing it back and forward, doing a little pelvic thrust, throwing her head back and gasping. “Oooohhh… I feel sooo dirrrrtty!”

After a little more rubbing she staggers backwards and lifts her leg off him, no longer astride his back she moves back to his side, and bends down toward his raised snout to give him a quick kiss, and a rub on the head, which he reacts to by flapping his tongue a few times at her face.

From off camera, we can hear Renae giggling, and making a statement of the obvious, “You’re enjoying this…”

She steps back, nodding toward our host, saying, “Yes I am!” and laughing, as she lifts her hands up to smear the dog’s saliva back over her cheeks – moving her palms back over her face, fingers into her blonde hair… As her hands move back, her elbows raise and her big boobs are lifted on her chest… Even with these older, saggy tits – it’s a great effect!

She looks right into our camera and smiles, confirming enthusiastically that, “I’m ready…” – then stepping to the side before dropping to the floor… Getting comfortable on her knees… Laughing a little, “Yeah…”, and then leans forward onto her hands, her round boobs hanging down and swinging a little as she gets into position…

We cut to a side angle, watching as she lowers herself to her elbows so that her big tits dangle to the floor, her back curving up to her arse, high above the level of her shoulders…

She holds position, looking around over her shoulder, trying to see the dog behind her, then twisting the other way, looking over her other shoulder…

Her voice rises in pitch as she excitedly declares, “I hope everyone’s watching… I’m going to fuck a dog… I’m going to do it… Ohhhh mmyyyyyy Gaaaaaaawwwwd!“ – and then scrunching her face up, trying to hide the smile, dropping her forehead to the floor.

We cut to a behind the scenes shot of renae, who has her hands up against her jacket, rubbing and feeling her boobs as she watches her guest trying to interest the beast. She sees us looking at her and nods back toward the action on the floor…”Watch them, not me, you bloody pervs!”

We swing back in time to see the big Weimaraner making another move at his bitch, stepping up behind her, lifting one paw up and over her behind, then moving forward, pulling himself up and over her backside, and pushing forward onto her back, his front legs dropping down on either side of her body and wrapping tight to her sides.

His soft belly wraps around her arse, and his cock – already poking out of its furry sheath, prods against her rear end, the dark purple tip pressing against her flesh… She lets out a little nervous whine – excited but scared at the same time.

She bucks her hips a little, trying to line her pussy up with the dog’s meat, and to encourage him to get into her… Twisting her hips one way, then the other… “Here we go!”

We cut down to a low-angle – looking up between the dog’s hindlegs and her thighs, watching his cock bouncing against her pussy lips… Getting close…

Back to the wide shot to watch as Logan pumps and probes in fits and starts until he suddenly hits the spot – and as her pussy lips are spread… We know he’s hit the spot because the bitch yelps, and the dog doubles his speed… Switching to hardcore fucking mode – pumping into her so fast, and so deep, that she appears to completely lose the power of speech. Occasional grunts, but no words, the air knocked out of her with each thrust.

We cut down behind them – looking up from the floor between her knees, her thighs stretching away above us to her pussy – lips split by the dog’s cock, flapping against the shaft as it drives in and out of her at an almost insane speed… Wet… Slippery… Noisy… The slurp/slap sound… Already dripping…

Then we’re back to a close up of her face – strained but delighted, clearly smiling through the furious fucking…. Looking right into camera, her eyes sparkling…

We cut back to a perfect side-angle, looking at her soft, pale, sexy older-lady body – and the big, hard, mean looking beast on her back, pounding into her… Despite her age, most of our male viewers will be jealous of Logan as he pounds into her – and obviously our female viewers will be jealous her for being pounded… The rest will be disgusted by it all – but they’ll keep watching because as always, it’s fucking amazing!

We move in for a close-up of her face – catching the sheer excitement in her expression… The desperation to enjoy every second of this… The heavy breathing… The smile…

We can see our guest’s eyes flicking up, her smile growing as she hears the comments from off camera – Renae squeaking, “Love it, slut… Go on… Take that doggy cock, you cunt!”

We cut down to the close-up of her pussy – watching his fat cock driving in and out, the knot at the base already beginning to swell up, already making her pussy open and close wider on each stroke. His big balls jiggling… His thighs tensing as he pushes hard.

Then we’re back around to the side-angle again – looking at her smooth flesh, and his hairy bulk, watching as he continues to fuck the living daylights out of her, making her shake and jerk forward, her soft round boobs pancaking on the floor under her… Her mouth open and closing as she gasps and whimpers… The tone rising with each thrust…

As she breaths harder and faster… As she is driven closer and closer to the edge…

We can hear Renae squeaking an excited, “She’s going to cuuuuuuuum!”

She arches her back down further, pushing her belly forward and her arse back toward him to meet more thrusts from the beast.

And then her body begins the spasm, her soft little belly shaking – and she slaps her hands on the floor as her world begins to explode… Then one hand moves from slapping the floor to reaching back behind her to grab at the dog’s thigh, holding him close to her.

She gasps, “UUuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmm!!”, her eyes rolling back in her head as the dog’s hard fucking blows her mind. Her whole body jerks and spasms as she holds onto his leg – cumming as hard as a woman could ever cum… Giving us a face that’s as dumb as any husband’s dumb-cum-face…

Renae is squealing, “Oh she’s fucking cumming… She’s cumming sooooo hard…” Her tone altering as she addresses her guest, “Are you cumming? Dirty slut! Cumming on my doggy’s cock!”

She’s got a look on her face that suggests she’s equal parts appalled and aroused by his abuse, but her body is still shaking enough for us to know that she’s too busy with the dog’s cock to worry about what he’s shouting at her…

And by the time she stops shaking and jerking, we realise that the beast is no longer moving on her back – he’s just holding tight, leaning forward over and against her… She’s the one who’s doing all the moving.

We pull back to one of our wide-angle shots, from across the room looking back at our crew huddled around the action – capturing sound and vision. One cameraman almost worryingly close to the dog’s arse, his elbow on the floor between Heidi’s ankles, as he gets that close-up footage of dog cock in slut cunt…

And then we cut to his camera angle – and that graphic, hi-resolution footage of the beast’s bulbous knot, stretching out her pussy… Pale flesh turning almost white from the strain of holding that pulsing ball of gristle… Spunk leaking out, making her pussy lips glisten, then dripping to the floor between her knees. She’s got a hand back between her thighs, her fingers slipping over her clit, lubricated by the dog spunk… Hearing her moan and growl as she holds that painful lump inside.

Pulling back a little so we can see his brown arsehole swelling and puckering – pulsing as he unloads into her… Grotesque and hypnotic.

And then we’re back to her face… Her lips still quivering a little as she struggles and breaths through the moment… She tenses up a little, dropping her head a little and gritting her teeth, half whispering, repeating, “Dirty slut… Such a dirty slut…” as she rubs her clit faster and faster… Still rolling her hips back up at the dog’s belly, moving that knot around inside her… Then her eyes widening as she adds, “Oh God!” – her mouth opening wide… Her body suddenly still… And then the most beautiful, contented smile you could ever hope to see. She seems to switch into slow motion – her head dropping down, wearing that big smile, looking so content…

Our host calls out eagerly, “Are you cumming again? Are you cumming again, you dirty slut?”

The older lady doesn’t respond, she just keeps smiling beatifically… Head turning to the side… Slowly sighing…

Renae sits back watching, an appreciative smile on her face, and comments, “You really are a dirty slut, aren’t you?”

Without responding to her, Heidi continues her commentary, “I can feel his cum squirting inside me… I can feel it…” Then confirms, “Yeesssss… I AM a dirty slut!”

Renae asks, “Are you going to drink it for me? Will you..? Cunt! Show me you’re a cunt!”

Our guest turns her head to the side and flashes us another exhausted smile, “Get a glass…”

Off camera we can hear some movement as a crewmember heads off to grab a glass from the kitchen.

On camera, we move to a wider angle, standing back from the action so we can see the big grey dog shuffling around on our guest’s back… Her old round boobs pancaking against the floor as the beast’s weight pushes her forward.

Above her, the dog is beginning to shuffle and twist away from her… His front legs no longer tight to her sides… He’s pulling back, putting strain on that knot – pulling against her pussy.

We can see the strain on her face, but she’s still smiling and gasping, but shuffling her knees back to try and follow the dog, to stop him dismounting too easily. The whole time he is twisting to the side, rising up so that he’s pretty much standing on her, his front paws on her back, digging in…

We can see the pain on her face, but there’s also a sense of delight that this is happening – that she’s helpless and the dog is doing exactly what he wants to do to her… Then a yelp as the beast suddenly lurches sideways and backward, and pulls clear… She lets out a loud, “FUCK!”, and then settles forward against her soft tits – arse in the air, knees apart… We move in to see her pussy glistening – looking swollen and raw… Well fucked…

“Quick… Get it…” Calls our host from off camera, and suddenly there’s a hand reaching with a glass tumbler between our guest’s thighs and under her pussy… Jamming it under the 55-year-old’s pussy, catching the second-hand canine semen as it dribbles out…

Heidi shivers as she recovers her senses from the dog’s attention, allowing the sperm to collect in the glass… Looking to the side to watch as the big beast stumbles beside her, his big cock hanging down – hard and shiny… Her eyes widening, “Was it THAT big?” and then, “Wow!”

Behind her, between her legs, Renae has taken control of the tumbler and is running the rim up and down her guest’s pussy lips, catching every last drop. Slipping two fingers inside to scoop more out. The dog’s cock was so big that these two fingers barely register on the women’s senses.

Heidi’s eyes flicker open again, she takes a couple of breaths and then looks back toward her host… She whispers, “Are you getting it all?”

Renae confirms that he is.

“Is there a lot?” She purrs.

“Plenty…” Confirms our host. “If you get up on your knees there will be more.”

It’s a bit of a struggle, because she’s exhausted by the fast fucking, but our guest pushes herself up from her chest, to her hands and knees, changing the angle of her abdomen – and more sperm dribbles from her pussy into the glass… And then she pushes herself fully upright, still on her knees, the glass now between her thighs with her dripping pussy directly above it… More fluid dribbles out, down the sides and swilling around at the bottom of the glass.

Once the last few drips appear to have fallen, Renae pulls the glass out from between her guest’s legs and passes it to her… “And this… Is what you wanted all along…” She smiles, and adds, in a friendly tone, “You filthy slut!”

Heidi takes the glass, and comments, “What every girl wants, you mean!”, with the look on her face suggesting that she really believes every girl secretly wants this…

She brings it to her lips – sniffing at it, smiling, and then tipping the rim against her bottom lip, and pouring the contents slowly into her mouth… Very slowly…

Swallowing it a little at a time… Looking mildly appreciative of the taste, wavering her hand from side-to-side indicating positives and negatives… Then drinking the rest up quite quickly… Finishing it and then pausing to take a deep breath, looking proud of herself.

“What did you think?” Asks Renae.

Our guest giggles as she runs a finger around inside the glass, “I actually quite like it…” She brings her finger up to her mouth and sucks it clean, then adds, “Mmmmmm… Nice.” She licks her lips, then looks off camera to our host and asks, “Can I have some more?”

Renae laughs, looking down at her panting dog, and nodding, “Yes… I think we can manage that… Once he’s had a little rest!”

Heidi smiles again, looking down at the dog and making a big deal of licking her lips… “Can’t wait!”

She turns away from the dog toward her host and leans forward – the pornstar knows what this means, and leans in to share a quick, almost friendly post-fuck kiss. They don’t linger, but it’s still a sexy little moment that leaves our host licking her lips. The moment lasts just long enough to interest Logan, who returns to the women and sticks his head between theirs, flopping his long tongue out over our guest’s cum-stained lips…

Heidi reacts by turning toward the kiss and letting her mouth open a little, poking her tongue out enough for him to lick it… She brings her hands up to her soft boobs and massages them as the dog kisses her…

Later on, after our crew had already packed up, Heidi enjoyed an extended, very slow blow job with the beast – which she says she enjoyed very much… But right now, this kiss seems as good an image as any other to fade out on… So we fade out for another week.

The screen fills with an image of Heidi, fully dressed, standing between two middle-aged men (both fully dressed) who each have a large dog (one Labrador, one Mastiff) on a leash. The men’s faces are blurred to protect their identity, but our guest’s happy expression isn’t hidden.

A caption at the bottom of the screen tells us that, “Heidi says that since filming her episode of the show she has made lots of new friends – and all of them just happen to own large dogs. She says she hasn’t met Mr Right yet, but she’s very happy to keep on searching.”

And on another happy note, we fade out on another adventure.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a wide suburban road. Grass, bushes and trees line either side of the road – behind the trees we can see some houses… Nothing special, but pleasant enough.

We turn to the side and see a wide building – brick construction, sloping black roof, and four large red garage doors that give away that this is a fire-station.

The building is suddenly obscured as large white letters fill the screen, telling us that we are in, “LISBURN, NORTHERN IRELAND.”

The caption fades and then one of the large doors rolls up to reveal our fat, bald, and scruffy host, Dennis – standing infront of a fire-engine, an elegant Doberman sitting at his side. We close in on them, getting a better view of his fat belly hanging over the belt of his baggy blue jeans.

After a moment, he begins his introduction in that famous gravelly Cockney accent of his. “’Ello… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this mean, muvva fucker here…” He points down toward the Doberman, and continues – “… Is Romeo… And this week, me an’ ‘im have come over to Lisburn, in Northern Ireland, to meet a lady who says she loves it ‘hot’… And fings don’t get much ‘otter than this boy!”

We cut to a shot of a very pregnant woman walking around from behind the fire engine, her large, milk-filled boobs and larger baby-filled belly straining the front of her dungaree and t-shirt covered body. Her blonde hair is tied back from a face so we can see clearly that she’s quite pretty, and glowing the way only pregnant women can. Blue eyes sparkling and full lips pouting as she approaches, then introduces herself in an Irish accent so broad we can barely understand what she’s saying.

“Haay thuur… May name’s Suzay O’Loughlin… Aim 29-years-old, and aim from Lisburn, in Norn Ireland.”
We cut to a two-shot of our heavily pregnant guest now standing next to our large-bellied host. His guest’s belly may be larger, but his is heavier… She’ll be rid of hers in less than a month, whilst we’re pretty sure his will be there until the day he dies.

Rather than holding her around the shoulder, Dennis is taking a more delicate hold around her middle, a hand on her hip pulling her closer more gently than normal – respectful, possibly even a little scared of her current condition.

He raises his microphone and begins the famous pre-fuck interview… “Alright then, my little mumsy-to-be… How about you tell me your story?”

She smiles, having fun being on the show and clearly not daunted in any way, “Ay’ve always watched the shoy, nart religiouslay, but ay watched it… Everyone was always talking about it – so ay’d watch, to know what was goin’ on… Ay always felt very superior watching it… Like – ‘look at that slut… Look at the dirty fucking sluts doing all that shit… How fucked up must they be? How drunk, what drugs are they on, or they must have been abused when they were kids’… I was soooo bloody sure that I was so much better than all of them… And I saw the episodes with the pregnant women talking about insatiable cravings – and just laughed at them… And then…”

She holds her dress to her belly, highlighting a large bulge… “Then I got pregnant, and suddenly I started feeling sexually unsatisfied… Nothing much husband could do was reaching the mark… And I was watching all of this preggo porn online, and I found myself goin’ back to those pregnant UK of Zoo episodes – and suddenly it all clicked into place… I wanted… No… I needed – a dog cock!” – and the bitch looks proud of her realisation!

Dennis smiles, leaning in in a friendly manner, and asking, “And your ‘usband, who isn’t reaching the mark… What does he fink about this?”

She almost laughs before answering, “You know… Ay don’t want to make him sound like a wimp – but… He’ll do whatever I tell him to doi… And he’ll let me doi whatever ay want to doi…” She pauses, then smiles again and confirms, “And right noi… Ay really wanna doi a dahg!” We can tell from the smile and the bright eyes that she really means it.

Dennis nods, “And what about the rest of your family..?”

More smiles, self-righteous, confident, fuck-you smiles. “Weeeellllll… My family is Catholic, his is Muslim… They don’t like the idea of us being married, they don’t like each other, they don’t talk to us… So… You know… Fuck them! This is just about us… Well… Me… Ay’ll doi what ay want!”

Dennis, “I see… And what do you expect to get from this ‘experience’?” He pauses whilst she thinks, then adds, “Is this a lifestyle change – or a one off?”

She screws her face up, half smiling, then answers, “You know… Ay don’t know… Ay think the turn on is that it’s something very dirty – and ay don’t know if it would feel the same if you did it all the time… Ay think this might just be an ‘experience’” She looks down at Romeo again, and smiles again – obviously thinking about what she’s about to do with him, “… but if it feels good, who knows?”

“Look at you… You can’t wait, can ya?” Laughs our host.

“Ay just want him on my back… Ay’m so fucking wet right noi!” She laughs…

We mix through to a shot of Suzie, now naked, with her big belly sitting proud, a decent pair of tits almost resting on top of it. Her arms and legs still slim, indicating her natural shape. She looks equal parts excited, shy, nervous and amused. Not sure if she should giggle or gasp…

Then we cut down to look at the sleek Doberman as Dennis unhooks his collar… Setting him free to skip over toward our guest…

Then we’re into a wide angle, watching as the pregnant woman takes a few steps toward the dog and then bends forward, one hand under her belly for support, as she greets him. She smiles as she strokes his head, looking up into camera and confirming that, “He’s friendly, isn’t he?” Looking down at him and repeating, “Friendly… Eh? Do yoi want to be mai friend?” as she fusses over him.

She drops awkwardly to one knee, leaning in so that her belly and her big tits are brushing against his side.

After a little while she drops back away from him, letting go of him and settling on her behind, looking him straight in the eye and taunting him, “Doi yoi wanna fuck? Doi yoi want may… Come ohn… Good boy…”

He steps toward her – swinging his head around to her face… Swiping his tongue through the air toward her – and she purses her lips to meet him, letting him licking across them a couple of times, then opening her mouth and letting him lick at the hole, then her tongue – which she sticks out over her bottom lip toward her chin…

She allows him to lick, and he pushes closer, his tongue slipping between her open lips – pushing his nose almost into her mouth – moving her head back a little as she tries not to gag – and ultimately pulling back away from him altogether… Taking a big gulp of air and laughing at what’s just happened, “Ooooaaahhhhh, that was haawwwt… Ai like this gayme!!”

The dog moves toward her, tail wagging, skipping about, keen to play some more… And she isn’t in the mood to make him wait…

She rolls over carefully and assumes the position, on hands and knees, her big baby belly hanging down, big pregnancy tits hanging down too… Hands and knees apart, supporting her weight, bending her belly back down, pushing her belly out and pushing her behind up in the air.

Romeo is skipping around – he knows what’s going on… Moving behind her, sniffing at her arse as she squeals – barely able to contain herself as his cold nose brushes her pussy, and his fur hits her thighs and her behind… He tries to push up over her, onto her back, making her squeal again – but he’s slightly to the side, so when he begins to pump he’s just rubbing up against the back of her thigh… He soon realises it’s not the right position, so drops back to the floor and moves around again, taking another good sniff and lick at the gap between her thighs.

She gasps, “Oh Gaaahhhd!” and waits as he sniffs some more… Sneaking a look back over her shoulder, a hint of a smile on her face as she watches the dog moving around behind her, trying to figure out what she is… Why she’s different to the other women he’s fucked… Then moving closer, pushing his chest against her backside and moving himself up and over, reaching forward with his front legs, pulling himself on.

She winces as the feeling of his paws against her sides, then smiles at the feeling of his chest on her back – and the excitement of being mounted…Gasping excitedly, “Ohh… Oh… Here we go… It’s hahhpenin’…”

She can’t wait…

And she won’t have to – because the big beast is barely even in position before he starts pumping his hindquarters at her behind… She squeals again as his heavy cock, already a few inches out of its sheath, prods toward her pussy, looking ready to split her flesh and fill her hole…

As the dog pumps against her, adjusting position, shifting paws – she is buffeted forward, turning her head toward the camera, looking back toward the dog, her mouth open with anticipation, a little smile… And then – open wider, teeth bared, gasping, “AAaaaarrrhhh!”

He’s in!

He feels that tight, soon-to-be-ruined pussy around the tip of his cock and immediately rams the rest of it home – sinking inches of hot dog flesh into her body… Then he’s straight into the full speed fuck – his arse a blur as he pounds into her – and she’s gasping and moaning, letting out high-pitched squeals… “Oh FUCK… Oh may Gohhhhd… OOoohhhhh! AAaahhhhh!”

We cut down to a low angle camera – looking up between her thighs, and watch that cock slipping in and out of her pussy… Flapping about to the side, then somehow managing to find its way back inside her wet slot… Her pussy lips being mashed about, lips pushed in and out, and sliding along against his wet shaft…

We cut back to the wide angle – the side view – looking at our guest’s distorted body, the big round belly that barely moes, the heavy milk-filled tits that swing under the constant assault from the beast. The way he’s holding tight to her sides, his front legs holding her so tight he must be close to squeezing the baby… Thumping into her, rocking her forward… Her head down, her mouth open… Gasping… Moaning… Swearing…

Our host joins in, “Oh, you fucking love it… Don’t you? Dirty fucking dog-fucker, aren’t you..?”

“UH-hu… Uh-hu…” Agrees and confirms our guest.

To her credit, our mother-to-be is taking everything the dog has for her – being pushed forward against her elbows and forearms, but handling it well… Gasping and swearing, but not suffering.

She turns her head, looking toward our camera… Then closing her eyes, almost like she’s ignoring it, blocking it out – focusing on the sensations – maybe reminding herself that she has her beautiful pure unborn child in her belly and that this is a fucking dog that’s screwing her!

We cut a low angle shot from the rear, looking up from the floor to get an excellent close-up of her pussy as the ugly cock rockets in and out – glistening and shining. The first signs of dog-cum leaking from her pussy.

Even from this angle we can hear her moaning, “Oh fucking God… Ooohh my fuckingg Gaaaawwd…”

We cut to the side angle, hearing that dialogue a second time as we repeat the thrusting from a position that lets us see her big milky tits swinging and jiggling from, and then back again her big round belly… Her head still toward us – and she’s looking increasingly red faced and sweaty as she gasps, “Ooohh my fuckingg Gaaawwd…” again.

The Doberman is holding as tight as he can, squeezing around her sides, his legs against her big belly as he hammers that cock into her. We know how big that thing is, and how close he’s holding her – and many of our viewers will be wondering how close the beast is to prodding the baby!

Under him, the round bellied slut begins to shake, mouth wider – amazed and squealing, “AAaHHHhhhh… Aaaaiii’mmmm cummin’… AAaaaiiii’mmm cummin’…”

The way she’s shaking… The way she’s growling… The whine… Bucking her arse back against the beast – we didn’t need to hear the actual words.

And as she’s cumming on his cock, the dog is giving her his last few thrusts… Holding tight and hammering deep – arching his back to push himself all the way into her, making sure that knot of his swells up inside her… Wanting to form a perfect seal to keep his cum deep inside her, making sure he impregnates her… Completely unaware that he’s about 8 months too late!

And then he’s still, and she’s still gasping, “AAAAaaaiiiii’m ffffuuccckiingnggg cccummmmmiiinngggggg!” as he stands over her. Turning her head toward us – red faced, eyes on fire, looking demented… Definitely smiling at us…

She continues shaking… Boobs wobbling… Belly straining… Her arms and legs clearly struggling to take the weight… Veins and blood vessels standing out – blue and red against her stretched white flesh. Her face glowing – almost shining – looking like she’s about to explode like a Scanner.

We move around her, looking down at her – with Suzie’s eyes following us around the room – looking at us, her mouth hanging open, amazed by the sensations rolling through her body… Bucking under the beast…

The front view – her looking into camera, us looking beyond her to see the dog on her back, looking right at us… His mouth open a little, he seems to be smiling…

Around to the side again – her curvy, round-bellied, big-boobed body, the dog on top, sleek and shiny, both of them turning to look right at us. It’s a natural moment – but the timing seems almost too good to be true. This will be the meme of the series! What-choo-lookin’-at?

Around to the rear – the dog’s hindlegs down beside hers, his big balls hanging down to almost obscure our view of his cock stretching into her cunt… The dog twisting to try and see where we’re going…

And then we move in closer, dropping down lower, looking up at his big dick in her tight pussy… Looking at her lips at they almost seem to suck on his shaft, wetly sticking to his rock hard flesh. The dick and the balls above it pulsing slightly as he shoots load after load of hot doggy jizz into her. Looking beyond that penetration to the huge curve of her baby-filled belly, hanging down under her.

With each pulse, we hear our guest letting out a little whimper… “Mmmmmmm… HHhhhhmmmmmm…”

We cut back to side, watching as the pregnant bitch rests on her elbows, taking that big cock, big milky tits hanging down, shaking… And we can see a droplet of milk forming and then dripping from one of her nipples.

The dog on her back, his hind paws barely touching the floor – front legs still down at her sides… He looks almost as exhausted as her – perhaps smiling a bit more.

She keeps looking toward us, talking rather than gasping, forcing the words out in little bursts between hot shots of spunk squirt inside her. “I want… To doi this… Over and ov… Over… I feel… Sooooooo… Goooood… Sooooo… Diiiirrrrr-teee…”

Dennis drops down to one knee beside her, then leans forward to stroke the hair back from his guest’s face, then stroking the back of her head. Running his fat fingers along her shoulder, then around under her to cup and wobble one of those big tits… Asking, “Do you like it?” (Referring to the dog-cock knotted in her pussy rather than the boob fondling).

“I love it… I love it…” Confirms the Irish slut, just about managing to breathe through the moment.

We move around the curvy whore… Admiring her amazing body – the big boobs being fondled by our host – the overstretched round belly, with her first child growing inside, her arms and legs straining to support the weight of the dog on her back… His front legs trying to grip around her, but struggling due to the size of her belly.

After quite some time of smiling and just soaking up all that cum, Suzie suddenly bares her teeth, grimacing and letting out a loud growl, “Aaaarrrrrrgghhhhhnnnnn!!!!” – straining as the dog’s knot begins to exit her snatch…

We cut down to our low angle camera again – watching the knot as it crowns, spreading her pussy lips, bowing them wide… The ugly fist-sized ball of gristle and rock hard flesh easing back into view… Wet and glistening…

We hear a loud exclamation of, “FFFFAAAAHHHHHHKKKK!” from our guest as Romeo’s nasty knot pops out – and she rocks forward as cum gushing out of her as the thick shaft slides free and swings down… The moves forward and to the side, stepping over and off her back, then staggers a few feet away, his big cock swinging as he gives our heavily pregnant slut a moment to catch her breath down there on her elbows and knees. Gasping for air, and calling out, “Oy… May… Gohd… Oy… May… Gohd…” over and over.

She waits in position for a few seconds, breathing hard, the open-mouthed smile returning as she slowly calms down… She looks at the floor, then up at our camera, and then over her shoulder, back to the dog – standing to her rear, erect dick still hanging under his belly… Twitching… Still shooting spunk onto the floor.

“In’t he beautiful…?” Asks our Cockney hero… Then, before she can do anything more than lick her lips, he adds, “D’you want some of that?”

Suzie smiles, then – hampered by exhaustion and her huge belly – she turns herself around on her hands and knees, then sits back on her heels and reaching out toward him, making kissing noises and finger snaps… Calling, “C’mon boy… Come here… Come back…”

Romeo happily trots back over to her, with that big purple dick swinging under him, licking at her hands, and toward her face as she leans in to make a fuss over him… “Thank yoi… Thank yoi…” – she purses her lips and lets him lick at her mouth… Smiling as he does it.

As he’s licking at her, she takes hold of his collar, then reaches along the side of his body, and under his belly, down to his cock – hooking her fingers behind the knot and dragging/easing his rear end around toward her… It seems rough, but he doesn’t appear to care, looking back over his shoulder as he is repositioned – but offering no fight, not even a growl.

We cut to a shot of her dropping down onto her side, then rolling to her back under him, holding his cock the whole time – wriggling her shoulders to shift right up under that fat, glistening, distended member – then lifting her head up so she can wrap her soft lips around the ugly angled head of it, and immediately breaking into a smile around the tip, sucking it in and out of her mouth… Slowly and deliberately, sucking and swallowing, slipping up and down the shaft… Savouring every drop.

“OOoohhh, yeah…” Comments Dennis. “Lucky bar-sterd!”

Suzie takes as much in her mouth as she can, then drags her lips back down it until the whole thing is out again, hanging over her face, squirting into her open mouth and onto her tongue. She sighs, “That’s amazing…” – and then she brings her face up again, repeating the act…

As she sucks, she looks up – beyond our camera – to our host. She makes eye contact as she sucks… And winks… Then does it again (the suck, not the wink).

We change camera angle so we can see Suzie sucking that cock, and our host off beyond her, his hand down rubbing his crotch as he watches the pregnant woman sucking his dog’s cock… Calling out in a cheery tone, “Suck that cock… Suck it you dirty dogwhore!”

Suzie feeds off our host’s joy as much as the dog’s cock in her mouth… Filling up on lust and dog-spunk at the same time.

We cut to a closer angle as she repeats the cock sucking act several times, each wetter and sexier than the one before… Except for the fact that the dog’s cock is getting smaller the whole time… Thinner, shorter, softer… For some reason, as the cock gets smaller, the act seems to be even dirtier – perhaps it the desperation of our slutty Suzie, trying to get a little more out of the beast, not wanting to stop despite the dog’s obvious lack of interest in continuing…

Finally, after a couple more minutes of sucking and squirting, she lets her head drop to the floor and releases the beast’s greatly reduced member… And as soon as her fingers are off it, the remainder of the dick slips back into that furry sheath, and Romeo stumbles away…

Our pregnant whore is on the floor, smiling and sighing, bringing her hands up to smooth cum and saliva from her lips and cheeks, up over her face… Our host shuffling over to her on his knees, still rubbing his crotch…

“D’ya want me to finish yoi off toi?” Smiles our guest – and we can tell she’s genuinely up for it. Dennis may be old, fat and ugly, but this slut just wants the cock… She doesn’t move toward him, just reaches out and begins to unzip his jeans, then reaches inside to grab at his dick…

We cut to a wider-angle as Dennis shuffles a little closer, bending forward over her head so we actually lose sight of her face due to his huge belly – and as a result can’t see when she takes his cock in her mouth… But we can see as Dennis places his hands on the floor, leaning even further over her, and begins to fuck her face, pumping his hips up and down over her head. We can hear her approving gasps and the occasional cluck as he pushes deeper into her mouth than the dog did.

Dennis looks up and delivers his final comment whilst he continues to fuck her face. “I think that’s everything for this week.. Go on then, fuck off!”

We pan away from the fat man fucking the pregnant woman’s mouth, across to that fine Doberman dog, now standing off tot eh side of the action, his narrow head cocked over onto one side as he watches the humans at play – clearly more confused than anything else… And we fade out for another show.

The screen fills with iPhone video of Suzie, in a public park, sitting on a picnic rug, wearing a summer dress and playing with a little baby. Without the baby-bump, and having had a couple of months to get over the birth, she now looking stunning – a picture postcard of a baby-momma.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Suzie loved her first experience of dogsex, and says it’s definitely changed her life… She doesn’t own her own dog, but says that she’s happy to play with any canine that wants to play with her…”

We’re assuming the video was shot by her husband, and he’s evidently still happy to let her do whatever she wants, because as we watch a large German Shepherd dog bounds over to her, and tries to mount her right here in the park – which makes her laugh. She pushes back, knocking the dog away, and looks around – the camera follows to see that the owner of the dog, an older blonde woman, is grinning as she approaches.

A second caption pops up to tell us that, “She is very popular amongst Belfast’s growing bestial community.”

It’s another upbeat and friendly ending to the show, and we fade out for another week happy in the knowledge that this Irish mother is getting all the sex she wants.