S18:E09 – Valerie Brady (52), from Gillingham

This week’s show begins with an establishing shot of a two-lane street running through a low rise town centre. It’s quiet, unimpressive, and quintessentially British. This town couldn’t be in any other country.

A caption fills the screen, reading, “GILLINGHAM, ENGLAND.”

As the caption is on screen, we pan around to face the front of a large Aldi store – and as it fades we can see a window display of a huge Union flag with a banner that that reads, ‘Championing Great British Quality’… Which is perfect – because that’s what we do here on the United Kingdom of Zoo.

As we’re looking in that window, we can see the reflection of the red UK of Zoo Ford Transit van pulling up at the side of the road behind us – it’s side-door sliding open to reveal the blonde hair and big jaw, tight dress and bigger boobs of this week’s host – everyone’s favourite all-American dogwhore and former Playboy centrefold, Jenna McCartney.

She carefully steps down from the van, almost stupidly high platform stripper boots clicking on the pavement as she moves toward us. She’s followed out of the van by a powerful looking, short and wide, grey American bulldog.

The blonde’s firm, round boobs bounce and jiggle in the front of her mini-dress as she delivers her opening monologue on the move, “Hiii there, petfans… Welcome to a new edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Playboy Playmate Jenna McCartney – and this week, I’ve brought my dirty doggy to Gillingham…” (she pronounces it with a hard ‘G’ and an overdone ‘Ham’, so rather than Jillingum, it’s Gill-ing-haam), “… to meet a lady who knows exactly what she wants to do…”

She smiles – and we mix through to footage of a somewhat thick-set older woman in a luxurious looking bedroom. Her hair is short and very blonde, her lips bright red, and her face plastered with more make-up than she needs… She’s trying hard to be younger than she is, which is strange because she appears to be full of confidence in herself – wearing a tight black-mini-dress, standing infront of a full-length mirror and admiring herself as she makes sure it doesn’t have any wrinkles – smoothing it over her wide belly, and solid thighs, then adjusting the front – reaching in to pull her sizeable boobs up and together.

She introduces herself in voice-over – her voice bubbly and excitable, quite high pitched, “My name’s Valerie Brady. I’m 52 years old, and I’m from Gillingham, and I can’t wait to be FUCKED by a dog!”

She puts a lot of emphasis on the word ‘fucked’, and smiles into the mirror to confirm that she looks as good as she thinks she can.

We cut to a two-shot of her standing with our host top heavy, blonde bimbo hostess… Side-by-side, the older lady and the Playboy centrefold are a miss-match – but Valerie has self-confidence, standing with her shoulders back and her big boobs pushed forward, straining the front of her dress. She’s got the confident vibe of a woman who’s never backed down from a challenge in her life.

Jenna raised her microphone to begin the interview portion of the show, “Welcome to the show, Valerie… Now why don’t you tell our viewers just why it is that you want to have sex with a dog?”

Valerie giggles, sounding almost like the great Barbra Windsor as she launches into her story (or as Andy would call it, her ‘excuse’). “Ahhh, well… I’ve been into gangbangs for quite a while – I like to do three, four, five guys at a time, the younger the better… And my tendencies are leaning younger and younger as I get older and older… It’s like I need more men to keep the excitement up… And I need them to be younger and more enthusiastic… And if I go any younger I’ll be hanging around outside schools!”

We cut to a little later in her monologue, indicating that she’s been talking for a while, gushing – “I like black boys… Men… Teenagers. They don’t take any prisoners – I love the intensity of it… And I think the intensity is what I see in dogsex… And the thrill, obviously… It’s such a rude thing to do. It’s so wrong…”

“And for you, wrong is right?” Checks Jenna, smiling at how clever she thinks she is.

Our guest nods, “Oh yes… Exactly… The ‘wronger’ the better… To do this… And to do it on camera – showing off my body…” She giggles again at the thought of fucking a dog on camera. “Mmmm… It makes me quite wet just thinking about it!”

“Do you think this will be a new lifestyle for you?” Asks our host.

Another giggles from our guest, “Of course… I do whatever I want. I’m too old to worry about what anyone else thinks. When I’ve done this – I’m sure I’ll love it – my heart’s pounding already and I haven’t even started – but once I’ve done it once, I’m going to do it over and over. I know I am.” And another giggle.

Jenna smiles at her, “Well, I don’t think we should wait any longer… This is clearly something you’re really keen to do…”

“Yes please!” Confirms our guest, barely pausing before reaching around behind herself to unzip her dress…

Jenna steps around behind the older lady and helps her out, pulling that zip all the way down and helping to peel the black dress off down around her hips and off her legs, exposing sexy black lace underwear – a bra and panties, plus a nice stocking and suspender set. She’s a stocky woman, with large breasts straining the bra, a solid belly (not fat, but quite large), then surprisingly narrow hips and firm buttocks.

The American moves onto her guest’s bra, unhooking it, then letting it loose. Valerie has her hands on the cups so it doesn’t fall away, but she isn’t slow to peel it off, pouting as she shows her tits off to our cameras. They are quite firm and round, but natural – with oversized nipples that already seem to be sticking out a full centimetre.

She turns around to face Jenna, flashing her bottom at us, the dental-floss-like g-string disappearing between the cheeks of her arse, the swollen mound of her pussy lips visible between her thighs, held tightly in the gusset. It’s a nice view.

She raises her hands to the playmate’s face, and leaning forward to give her a warm kiss on the lips. Jenna lets this go, she prefers our younger guests, but a kiss is a kiss… She responds by grabbing her guests tits, one in each hand, and giving them a quick fondle. It’s two sluts having a bit of fun rather than anything serious… And they break off with a smile and another of Valerie’s giggles.

She turns back to us, smiles – and then takes hold of the sides of her g-string – slipping them down her legs, bending forward toward us and smiling into the camera, as she steps out of them. As she straightens up we see her neatly trimmed pussy and get another look at those big tits and pointed nipples.

We cut to a shot of her on her knees, already playing with the American bulldog – pushing against his wide grey chest, then falling forward as he moves away… We see her pussy sticking back between her thighs, no longer hidden by the gusset of her underwear – looking ready for action… We know it’s about to be destroyed, and if this is the ‘before’ shot, we’re already looking forward to the ‘after’…

She talks to camera without looking up, “He’s sooooo strong… And soooooo scary… And I think he wants me… As much as Iiiiiiii want him…”

The beast drops his wide head toward her crotch and pushes forward, dropping down infront of her, his front legs falling wide apart, allowing him to drop his snout right to her snatch… And start licking… Making her arch her back and gasp…

He gets a taste for her, licking hungrily, standing between her legs, his heavy sheath hanging under his belly, the angled pink/purple tip of his cock already poking out, shiny and ominous… The shape of things to cum!

She gasps and moans a little, “Oooohhhh… That’s bloody good, isn’t it?” – she looks around to her host, giving her a smile, “I can see why you like this!” and then that dirty giggle again.

As he licks at her pussy, she gasps and writhes under him, and he quickly begins to buck his hips forward in the air – his licking has warmed her up nicely, and she’s as ready to begin the real action as he is… She looks up at Jenna, and gasps, “Can we get this started… I want him to fuck me… I want that doggy cock NOW!” – and then the Babs Windsor giggle again. So dirty.

We cut to a wide shot of them – her up on her hands and knees, titties hanging low and swinging as she pushes her backside up and back… Him standing behind her, sniffing at her arse and then moving forward, not having to rise up to mount her, just stepping over her back, his long legs reaching the floor on either side – already beginning to bend his back, jerking toward her behind…

Under him, Valerie instinctively tenses up – leaning further forward, tits swinging, pushing her behind up and back, bracing herself for what’s about to happen. “Oh-my-God, it’s-really-real…” She sounds nervous, not scared – more excited.

Cooper is bending his hindlegs, shuffling his paws up behind her, tight to her legs, one foot over and outside her thigh, the other between her knees – pumping at her pussy from a slight angle… Trying, then repositioning, then trying again…

She’s getting increasingly nervous – waiting for the moment… We can feel the stress increasing… The excitement…

And then the bulldog gets his angles right… Pushing further onto her back, instinct taking over – stabbing between her thighs, and finally…

We cut to a close-up, looking between her chunky thighs, up at her pussy just in time to see the dog’s red-rocket punching between her pussy lips, then hammer deep as he shifts immediately into overdrive.

She gasps as the wind is knocked right out of her – the power of the thrust and the shock of the penetration… She’s a dogfucker now, there’s no turning back!

We move out to a side shot to watch the actual fucking… Catching our diminutive guest in profile… Her legs thick, soft belly hanging down a little, tits wobbling like suspended jellies – her head up and her wide mouth, awed by the power of the beast as he pumps into her pussy…

He’s humping hard and almost knocking her flat on her face with every thrust. Making those titties jiggle. Her head lolling back toward his, wobbling on her shoulders as she’s fucked, as if it’s only balanced on her neck and he’s about to knock it off…

As we watch, the beast lifts one front paw and slaps it down on her shoulder. It’s not a deliberate action, it’s just a dog trying to get comfortable and hold position, but it looks for all the world like he’s decided she needs to be stood-on, kept-down, shown-her-place…

Under him, she seems to know her place… Dropping her head down toward the floor and accepting his dominance, gasping out a, “Yeeesssssss!” as he continues for a another few seconds, long enough for her to be truly under his control… Then he gives her a last few extra hard, extra deep thrusts before coming to a halt…

It’s been well under a minute since the fuck began, but our guest looks like she’s been going for thirty… Out of breath, red-faced and sweaty… Struggling with his weight, and with the power of his fucking… And now with the size of his knot as it begins to swell inside her old pussy… The giggle is all gone, she’s just got a repeated groan now. “Oooooaaahhh Gaaaawwd!”

We drop down to the low angle of her pussy – looking up between the dog’s hindlegs, and her thighs, to see that big, fat, knot of blood-engorged muscle and flesh, swelling up inside her… Ugly and amazing… And making her gasp a quiet, “YYeesssssss!”

We cut back to the side shot, looking at the powerful young beast over the top of our once respectable little lady… His muscles next to her soft flesh… One front leg holding around her hip, the other on her shoulder, his big chest on her back, heaving as he breaths deep… His hindquarters pushed up tight against hers, his dick buried inside her – emptying his big balls into her aging pussy.

Back to a close-up of Valerie’s face – the strain showing clearly, but not as clearly as her obvious joy… Her lips twitching ever-so-slightly with each pulse of that cock in her pussy, each shot of hot fluid into her belly… She moans gently as she soaks it all up, occasionally letting out a longer “oooooooooohhhhh” as she exhales. We’re close enough to see the tiny beads of sweat on her top lip… To hear her breathing between the occasional gasps.

We pull back to the wider shot, looking over at her slightly flabby body – her belly and boobs hanging down, still moving a little as she rolls her hips a little – the dog holding on, one foot over her shoulder, the other at her side, his head turned toward us – almost smiling at us as his feels her milking his dick with her snatch.

Beneath him, she is pushing her backside up against his soft belly, working that dick deep inside her, moaning, “YYeeeaaahhhh… Thaaaaat’s iiiiiiiittt!” as it throbs and squirts into her.

One of our cameramen moves in behind her again, crawling in then laying down on the floor and pushing his camera along the floor, between the dogs hind paws, and angling it up between her thighs, then turning on its built in light, illuminating her inner thighs and belly – and then we cut to the image from that camera…

And we’re looking at an ultra-close-up, well-lit, high definition shot of her over-stretched pussy – the dog’s knot tight inside, but not so tight as to stop his seed from leaking out, and dripping down toward our lens.

We cut back to the side angle to watch the dog just leaning into her, holding tight… Her still rolling her pelvis, pushing her pussy back against his knot, her arse up into his belly – then rolling it down to pull against his knot, and moaning – smiling too as she draws pain to enhance her experience.

“You’re a dirty bitch, aren’t you?” Comments Jenna. It’s as if fucking a dog on camera no longer defines a woman as dirty – she has to take control to stand out from the others, and now that she’s knotted, this bitch has definitely taken control of the moment. That fist sized ball on muscle not enough to satisfy her demands, she’s having to enhance the experience… And we’re happy to watch.

The better it feels to her, the more she bucks her hips… Bouncing her behind up against him… It looks so wrong to have a sweet lady enjoying such disgusting acts with an ugly dog…

She breathing harder and harder, her whining gasps getting louder and louder… Looking closer and closer to heaven… Pulling her pelvis against him – bucking… Pulling the dog’s hindquarters around with hers – and he’s got his head down against her shoulder, front legs around her sides, holding tight… Gasping, “I’m going to make myself fucking cum on his cock!”

And she’s bucking faster… Breathing harder… Sweating more… Red in the face… Mouth open…

Jenna urging her on, knowing exactly what to say, “Cum on his cock… Come on, slut.. Cum on his fucking cock!”

And Valerie is bucking even faster against his knot… And then moaning, “AAAAHHHHH AAAAAARRRGGHHHH… Ohhh myyyyy Gaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddd!” as she cums as hard as anyone has ever cum on our show before.

She cums so hard that she actually loses control of her arms and legs and collapses onto her belly, pulling the dog down until his knot suddenly bursts loose from her pussy, and he stumbles over her, moving clear to the side, leaving her flat of her belly, tits mashed to the floor, face down…

She straightens her legs out, thighs tight together, her arms tucked in close to her sides, shivering and gasping for a few seconds as the pleasure continues to bounce up and down her spine, setting her crotch on fire and burning her brain… Letting out an elated, “MMmmmmmmm!” squeal and shaking… Gasping “Ooohhhh Gaaaawwwddd!” again.

We cut to another angle to watch her as she recovers – occasionally twitching or shivering as she regains her senses – catching her breath, then sticking a hand down between her thighs, holding her fingers tight against her old pussy, as she gets up to her knees… Our host approaches from the side of the shot, and Valerie looks up at her, a little ashamed as she reaches out toward her… Then we cut to…

A close-up of her thighs and the hand over her pussy as she kneels astride a brandy glass, knees wide. She moves her hand away, allowing the dog’s cum to begin dribbling out of her snatch and down into the tumbler, quickly covering the base of the glass.

We watch the spunk dribbling out of her until the flow slows down to a drip, and then pull back to a wider angle as Jenna walks Cooper back toward her guest. “Before you have that…” The American turns the dog around so that he’s infront of her guest, but facing away from her, and then crouches down to reach under his belly, and takes hold of his still hard cock, flipping it back between his legs to show it to the older lady… “I think you should have a little of this…” She starts to stroke the shaft to show how slick and hard it is…

Valerie lets out another of those cheeky giggles, then licks her lips – she can’t resist – and she is soon leaning forward onto all fours again, her old tits hanging down and swinging as she leans forward toward the dog’s dick. She pauses for a moment, looking under her own body as she reaches back to move the glass between her knees so that it’s still catching the drips from her pussy – and then she turns her attentions to the dog, leaning forward and wrapping her mouth around the tip, leaning forward to suck it in – and definitely smiling around the shaft.

“Oh yeah… Dirty, dirty girl…” Confirms Jenna as she watches the little lady get into the blow-job…

We stay in a wide shot, looking at the older woman on her hands and knees, behind the dog, rocking forward to suck his cock into her mouth, then rocking back to let it slide out… Our All-American host on the other side of the beast, holding his cock in place so our guest can suck on it… The dog looking around and panting. Happy to be blown.

As Valerie sucks, she allows (no – forces) the dog’s sperm to dribble out over her bottom lip, letting it run down the sides of her jaw and under her chin, where it drips down to the floor…

Jenna urges her guest, “Don’t stop…” as she moves away – bending down to collect the glass which now has a good covering of jism on the bottom – and moving it to under her guest’s chin to catch the cum that’s dribbling down the side of her jaw.

We move in extra-close to watch as she gently scrapes the rim of the glass along her guest’s skin to collect more of the fluid – making sure she doesn’t miss a drop.

We stay close, watching this middle-aged slut leaning forward and then back, sucking the cock in then sliding it out… Eventually letting it slide all the way out and tipping her head forward to let more of his cum (and some of her saliva) drool out over her bottom lip and down into the glass… As she’s doing this, Jenna makes sure she is aiming that shaft at the glass, catching the dog’s last few little squirts of jism.

Valerie drops back and sits back like a dog – arms straight, boobs sitting proud, pushed together by her arms, legs bent, her soft buttocks on her heels… And admires the cock, then looks up at Jenna expectantly… And Jenna doesn’t disappoint – holding up the glass and asking, “Do you want this?” Smiling as her guest nods, then adding, “I bet you do…”

She hands it over and the dirty slut reaches out to take it – giving us another of her cheeky giggles and licking her lips as she eagerly brings the brandy glass to her mouth… She opens wide and tips her head back, raising the glass to pour it between her lips…

She moves pretty fast, not waiting for us – and we only just manage to get the close-up in focus in time to catch her pouring the doggy jism into her mouth, slurping everything down in one go, and swallowing it without any hesitation – then smacking her lips shut, humming, “Mmmmmmmmmmm!”, before licking her lips and giving us another dirty little chuckle, noting that, “I’m sorry, I just couldn’t wait…”.

Jenna moves in from just off camera, and comments, “That’s understandable…”, as she leans in to give the older woman a kiss… It’s fast, but it’s dirty – less playful than the kiss Valerie planted on Jenna earlier – harder and wetter, with more tongue… The tongue slipping around her guest’s lips and down over her chin as the kiss comes to an end. The American breaks off with a smile and adds, and finishes her comment, “… I can’t resist the taste of dog-cum either!” – and both women give us that cheeky giggle (with Jenna doing her best impression/piss-take of Valerie), and Valerie calling her a “Cheeky cunt!”

We pan away from the ladies, to look at the American bulldog, who is standing to the side, tongue out, panting hard as he recovers from the action – his hard cock still on show, twisting and shooting thin jets of jism onto the floor. And then we fade to black.

The screen fills with the image of a website – our own ukofzoo.com website – with a series of thumbnail images of Valerie… Some wet-faced close-ups of her smiling, other side-on shots of her on her hands and knees, already mounted by various dogs. A mouse curser moves over the videos as if looking for the next to watch.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Since filming her clip Valerie has uploaded more than 40 clips of her continued dogsex adventures to our website – and says she has experienced over 25 different dogs. She hopes to make it to a hundred dogs before she gets too old.”

The curser clicks on an image, and it grows into a video clip of the old girl taking a particularly brutal, high-speed pounding from a powerful Rottweiler. Her titties jiggling under her, her teeth gritted, but an unmistakable smile on show throughout.

A second caption appears below the first, “Don’t worry Valerie… We don’t think you’ll ever be too old!”

As we fade out we hear the unmistakable Valerie chuckle/giggle again… And that’s it for another week.

S18:E08 – Katie Hope (31) from Manchester

We open this edition of the show with a shot of a couple of ten storey tower blocks which are in the process of being demolished… Bare concrete walls – all the windows already smashed out, no character at all. Grim.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we’re in, “WARRINGTON, ENGLAND.”

We pan away from them, over a quiet street – looking away toward some shops in the distance, and then across the road as the caption fades, to a friendly looking, large public house named, “THE WORKING GLASS”

There’s a small carpark to the side of the entrance, and as we’re watching a red Ford Transit van turns into the car park, with our familiar UK of Zoo logos on the front. The van pulls into a vacant parking spot, and has barely come to a halt when the side door slides open to reveal our short, stout, white-haired host, Andy, and his large black haired German Shepherd, Bucky…

Andy gives his introduction as he steps out, his accent clean and educated, unmistakably Scottish.

“Hallo, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss… And this is ma boy Bucky… And this week, we’ve come to Manchester – and we’ve come here to meet a filthy slut, who loves to fuck… And she’ll fuck anyone, or anything… Including…” He looks back down to the dog and smiles, “… This wee laddie here!”

It’s a bestiality show – a show on which we’ve seen at least one woman having sex with at least one animal, each and every episode, but Andy treats each one as if they are a surprise to him, and their behaviour shocking…

We cut to inside the pub, watching a curvy barmaid in a white t-shirt and black knee length skirt, as she moves around picking up empty glasses and wiping down tables. She knows we’re filming her, and she tries to suppress a smile as she moves.

She’s not slim, far from it – big boobs, wide bum, and a middle that’s rounded rather than fat, but definitely not flat – there’s nothing flat about her!

Long brunette hair hangs loose over her shoulders, parted slightly to one side and swept over and away from her face. That face – isn’t bad to look at, but no-one will be getting over-excited. Homely. Round cheeks, a little nose, red lips enhanced by a thick smear of lipstick…

“Helloooo… My name’s Katie Hope, and I’m a 31-year-old barmaid, mother, and all-round slut from Manchester, and I love the UK of Zoo!”

She turns toward the camera and stops moving around, fighting off laughter and looking off camera, clearly acting like she thinks this is some kind of a joke.

We cut to a shot of her, now standing infront of a man (who has his arms around her, his hands resting on her belly but moving around toward her big boobs). Over her shoulder he introduces himself, “I’m Steve… I’m Katie’s husband… And I love this slut!”

Our host is opposite them, still keeping a tight hold of Bucky’s leash. He seems happier than usual, possibly because his guest has already acknowledged who, and what, she is – and he begins his questioning in a more pleasant tone that usual, “So… Katie… Welcome to the show… It’s unusual to have a guest who accepts right from the start exactly what she is… So why don’t you tell all the nice ladies and gentlemen at home, exactly why you call yourself an ‘all-round slut’?”

As she answers, she’s not sure whether to look at Andy, his dog, or the camera – with every eye-flash to the camera generating another little smile of excitement. Behind her, her husband remains silent, his hand running up from her belly to her boobs, and down, with a huge smile on his face the whole time as she tells her story…

“I lost my virginity when I was under-aged, and I’ve loved sex ever since… I love it! Can’t get enough. I met this guy…” She nods back toward her husband as she talks, “… when we was still at school, and I’d already had, like, 6 or 7 partners… He was a couple of years ahead of me, and I think he just thought he’d have a go on the school bike, ha ha… But we just clicked, you know…” She laughs a little, then collects herself and continues, “So we got married when I was, like 18, because he didn’t want to risk me getting away… He wanted to keep his own slut!”

We can see that both Andy and Steve are smiling and nodding, apparently enjoying her monologue.

She continues, “He knew one cock wouldn’t be enough for me – but he didn’t want me cheating on him, and we both knew I would, so we decided to keep things interesting, and keep me busy, by getting into the whole swingers lifestyle…”

Andy interrupts, loving her enthusiasm and honesty, “How old were you when you started swinging?”

She laughs, “The proper swinging, when we started meeting people at clubs was, like, 20… 21… We’ve been doing it ever since, even when I was pregnant… I like it with guys, and I do stuff with girls because he likes to watch that… But I love cock, not pussy…” She smiles again, happy she’s confirmed her preference.

“And how do you get from swinging to here?” Checks our host.

Clearly aware that every sentence takes her a little closer to the moment of truth, the curvy princess smiles again, and nods, “Well, swinging clubs are fun… But it’s the same thing… So we’ve moved onto dogging too… Not THIS kind of dogging, of course…” She laughs at the thought, then keeps gushing, “It’s that bit dirtier and sluttier than swinging… We love it… And I was trying to think of anything sluttier than dogging… And my husband said I should go on UK of Zoo… There’s nothing dirtier than UK of Zoo… We always loved watching ‘The UK of Zoo’, watching all of these ‘real’ women getting fucked by dogs and horses and pigs and that… It all looks so fucking dirty… But I know it’s not real… I know there’s not that many women who actually do that…”

Andy looks really interested now. “Please explain…”

Her breathing is getting noticeably more rushed, we can tell her heart is thumping… “Well… We have a difference of opinion here… He believes it’s all for real…” Behind her, Steve is nodding and smiling.

She adds, “And I think it’s a set-up…” – and behind her, her husband shakes his head.

She continues, “I don’t really believe real amateurs apply to be on your show, I know you pay professionals… And I don’t think the sex is real – not all of it… It can’t go that well, every time… It’s like, body doubles and special effects… Because that many amazing women, wouldn’t want to do that kind of thing, on camera… So he bet me, my hubby… He bet me that it’s real. We agreed – if it’s real, I’ll do it, on the show… And if it’s not, he has to let me do as many men as I want to – and he can’t even come in the room and watch!” She laughs. “And… The only way I’ll believe is to be on set, with a dog on my back and a camera in my face… And I’ll do anything for a bet!!”

To her side, we see her Steve smiling – he leans forward slightly, bending her toward the camera to get closer to our microphones as he confirms that, “I just want to see the look on her face when she realises I’m right, and she’s about to have sex with a dog infront of the whole country!!” He laughs, and she pushes him back again.

They’re clearly a couple who love to have fun together…

Andy nods, the familiar dubious look crossing his face. “I’ve got a funny feeling that she’s hoping she’s wrong – and that she’s going have to go through this terrible depraved experience…”

Katie shrugs and nods, accepting that this is the truth. “I wouldn’t mind too much!” She laughs, and her reacts with a smile, and by moving his hands up to squeeze her boobs extra hard, his fingers digging in through her t-shirt.

We cut to a moment later, with the happy husband now reaching down to peel his wife’s t-shirt up and over her head, showing off big boobs that fill a black bra. She doesn’t resist, her eyes still flicking from the camera to the dog, to back over her shoulder to her partner…

He moves onto her bra, stepping back a little so he can see what he’s doing – unhooking the bra quickly and pulling it away from her to show the world his wife’s big, heavy tits… Then reaching around her to give them another squeeze – she adds her hands over his to give them a harder squeeze – turning her head to kiss him.

It’s always sweet to see real love – marital lust – on our show. Although our host looks bored… “Come on… My boy’s getting frustrated here…”

Steve reaches down, lifting the hem of her skirt up until it forms a dark band around her hips, with her panties exposed… He takes hold of them pulls them all the way down her legs until she can step out of them… We can see that her pussy is shaved completely bald, and we’re not at all surprised.

He steps back from her, leaving her to take hold of her bunched up skirt, which she grips and shuffles down over her wide hips, then shimmies down her legs to leave her naked – and nervous… Shifting her weight from foot-to-foot and smiling in anticipation. Checking, “Is this really happening?” as reality begins to dawn on her… Steve smiling behind her, saying, “Oooohh yeeeaaaahhhh!”

“Aye, it’s happening…” Confirms our host, “Get down on the floor like a bitch – and let my boy use you the way you want him to use you!”

She tries to smile, but she’s beginning to realise she’s in trouble… Looking around nervously as she drops down onto the floor and assumes the position. Her wide arse in the air, big titties hanging down toward the floor, hardening nipples brushing the carpet…

There’s an intense look on her face as she looks back over her shoulder to see our big dog pulling against his leash on the other side of the room… She’s confused… She’s scared… And she’s clearly a little horny…

We pan away from her to see Andy, behind her, leaning forward to unhook Bucky, patting him on his side and sending him off into action… Urging him to, “Go on, my son…”

The Alsatian hurries over, rushing up behind our guest so fast that we almost expect him to jump over her or knock her flat, then pulling up short and skidding a little on the floor as he comes up behind her – dropping his snout down between her thighs to start licking at her pussy… Moving around behind her, turning his head one way and then the other as he does his best to lick every millimetre of her snatch…

She gasps and squeaks as his tongue makes contact, ‘Oh God… Oh my God… Oooohh… He’s licking me… he’s licking meeeee…”

He certainly is… he’s licking her pussy, her arse-crack, her inner thighs, both ass-cheeks… It’s wild and wet… But she’s locked steady the whole time, laughing and scared stiff at the same time… Letting him do whatever he wants, biting her bottom lip, squeaking… She looks like she’s loving it, but somehow at the same time dreading whatever he’s going to do next.

Whether she’s enjoying it or not, Bucky is having the time of his life – slotting that long tongue over her snatch, slipping it into the groove between her pussy lips – swiping it through her flesh – drinking her up. Making her gasp… A shocked, impressed, surprised, amazed look on her face. Still not sure this is really happening – waiting for someone to stop it…

She drops a little further forward, arse rising, changing the angle of her pussy to his jaw – allowing him to lick right from her clit to her arsehole… Over her pussy, into her pussy… She gasps again at the deeper, hotter contact… Smiling, then biting her lip, turning her head to the side, straining… She’s come this far but she still doesn’t seem to want to admit she’s enjoying it…

It looks like Bucky is about to stop licking, but Andy leans forward and gives his guest a little pat on the arse, encouraging the dog to lick some more… Beside him, Steve leans forward to get involved, leaning over his wife, taking hold of the cheeks of her ass and spreading them open – giving the dog even more to lick… Which he does, making her gasp and smile even wider. “Oooooaaaahhhh Gaaaawwwwddd!”

We look away from the licking for a moment – checking out the sheer joy on Steve’s face as he ‘assists’ in the scene. He turns toward Andy and asks/requests, “I wanna see him fucking her… Can he fuck her now?”

Despite what’s already happening – nude, on her hands and knees, with a dog licking her snatch – Katie sounds surprised as she gasps, “For real?”

We cut to a wide shot of Katie kneeling upright, sitting back with her ample behind resting on her heels, running her fingers through her hair. Andy and Steve infront of her, the big German Shepherd padding around, occasionally hassling Katie as they talk. She’s still not convinced that this is really about to happen.

“No… It’s real…” Confirms Steve. With Andy adding, “I can’t tell you how real this is about to get…”

“Nooooo…” Smiles Katie, sweeping hair from her face to behind her ear, still not convinced, “It’s all animaltronics, innit?”

Andy almost laughs in her face, “Animaltronics? Dumb cunt… You mean animatronics…” He turns to her partner and comments, “You got a real winner here, pal… Animaltronics!”

Steve shrugs his response, acknowledging that his lady isn’t that bright… But clearly still loving her anyway…

We cut to a shot of Katie back down on the floor, elbows and forearms down, hands flat, chest down, boobs hanging to the carpet, knees apart, arse in the air, pussy exposed… She looks more nervous than before as she confirms, “This is for real? Really real?”

Bucky moves around behind her, gathering himself…

We hear Andy snorting, “Fucking real animaltronics, cunt! Brace yourself…”

The dog moves forward – rising up and over her back, wrapping his paws around her middle, pulling himself over her back, bringing his head up toward her shoulder, beside hers…

She looks up, mild panic on her face – this is it, the moment of truth… “Ohh Jeeeezzeessss!”

Holding around her middle, leaning against her, Bucky begins to pump his hairy rear end toward her, stabbing his big heavy sheath at her pussy… “Oh God, no… Ooooohhh… Really? REAAALLLYYY!” It’s more of a laugh than a scream – she’s definitely not complaining.

We cut down to a low angle shot – looking up between her legs to see the tip of his pink dick poking and bumping against her pussy lips.

Back to a wide angle as Katie drops her head, gasping, and awaiting the now inevitable penetration…

From the side, her husband calls out the obvious, “He’s going to fuck you…” – sounding full of excitement.

Bucky continues to bump up against the chubby bitch, and she continues to hold position – not fighting him off, not helping him, just waiting… And then suddenly looking panicked as the dog finds his target… Her eyes widening and her body tensing up as the beast doubles the speed of his thrusting… She says nothing, but we can tell what’s going on from her expression and his movements…

“OOOooohhh! He’s fucking her… He’s fucking her!!” Calls Steve.

We hear a droll, “Aye, I think we can all see that…” from our host, but we focus on the pummelling our guest bitch of the week is taking… Watching as the big beast pounds into her – holding tight around her as she fights to stay in position, her soft titties swinging and jiggling under her as the fuck continues.

We cut to the low angle shot, looking up between their legs, watching his cock sliding in and out of her snatch as an almost ridiculous speed… His heavy nutsack shaking around, swinging and jiggling…

The we’re back to the wide shot, this time we’re able to see Steve watching as the dog continues to drill his wife… He looks amazed, delighted, and in awe of his woman as the beast holds tight around her, almost leaning back as it forces its fat cock as deep into her as is possible… Finally slowing as he achieves his true target…

Katie’s face lighting up – glowing red, shining with sweat as the beast holds extra tight and comes to a halt of her back… She looks close to panic for a moment, “OOOhhhh Nnnnnnnoooo… OOooooohhhh… Thaaaat’s big… Hugggeeeee… Ooohh fffuccckkk!”

We cut down low again, looking up at her cunt – now stretched to the point of splitting in half, and dripping cum around the tightness… The knot seems to almost pulse as he unloads into her belly.

We’re back to her face – watching her toss her head back, mouth open and gasping through the pain. Looking like she’s not sure what to do… Turning toward her partner, looking for reassurance. He reaches out and places his hand over top of hers.

She sounds guilty as she half whispers/half gasps, “It’s real… It’s fucking real…” – she looks incredulous.

Steve shuffles closer, on his knees, moving in beside his girl and reaches back around behind her, his hand up between the dog’s hindlegs, his fingers to her pussy – rubbing them into the wetness against her clit… Massaging it against the knot inside… Confirming, “Feels real… Looks real… Fucking awesome babe, you’re fucking awesome…”

Our guest’s shoulders rise as she leans back, her head falling back side-by-side with the dog’s big head resting on her shoulder… Turning slightly toward him – she’d be looking him in the eye if her eyes were open… But she’s lost to logic right now – in a world of her own, held by a dog, penetrated by a dog, with her husband fingering her clit… Making her whimper and moan a little, “OOoooohhh yyyeeeaaasssssss…”

The moan and the heavy breathing attract Bucky’s interest, the German Shepherd turning toward her and licking at the side of her face. It’s not clear whether it’s a coincidence of not, but as soon as his tongue slops over her cheek, she begins to lose control… A couple of hip jerks as he man finds just the right pressure, the right speed – just enough to take advantage of the knot in her pussy, and turn her pain into pleasure – her guilt and humiliation suddenly transformed into pride and joy… Her whole body jerking up and down now as her debut dogasm rushes out from her crotch into her body, her chest, and up to blow her fucking mind!

And she’s gasping, swearing, “OOHHH FFUCCCKK.. FFUCCCKK.. OOOHH FFFUUCCCKK!” – loud… Cumming hard and loving every second of it…

In the wide angle we can see Steve looking up at the crew, a how-good-is-this expression on his face as he makes his woman cum on a dog-cock – on camera… She’s shivering and gasping as the waves of pleasure roll through her, the bloom of heat spreading from her pussy right through her body.

On her back, the dog is wrapping his front paws a little tighter around her, making sure she doesn’t knock him off. Hind paws on the floor, almost as if he’s on tippy-toes.

We get a brief shot of Andy, standing off to the side, looking a little proud of his pet. Another satisfied customer.

After the initial burst of swearing, Katie goes very quiet, just breathing through the moment – shivering, whining quietly, and apparently cumming constantly… And when it’s all too much for her, turning her head a little and letting out a little pleading whimpered, “Please stop…” to her partner – who immediately stops fingering her, not wanting to do anything to spoil a good thing!

Andy asking, from off camera, “How d’you like those animaltronics? Eh?” – and Katie not even trying to answer.

We hold on the wider angles – switching from camera to camera – allowing our audience to see that this knotting lasts a fair while, but not forcing them to sit through the entirety of the action-less sequence… Both lovers holding still – both breathing hard…

Then we cut to another close-up between her soft, white thighs, looking up at her stuffed cunt – watching as the German Shepherd’s ugly knot slops back into view… Popping out and falling away, dragging the rest of the shaft behind it – bending as it flops out and swings away leaving a glistening, shiny, wet pussy behind…

Steve’s hand slips down between her thighs again, his fingers slipping quickly into the space vacated by Bucky’s fat cock… Slippery as hell, lubricated by the dog’s seed – he slips a finger inside his wife’s snatch, and begins to work the hole… Then adds a second, and a third… Pumping a few times, and then adding his little finger – working her with four fingers… Fast and sloppy.

We cut to a wider shot as the dog dismounts, pulling away to the side, away from Steve – who pulls his hand briefly out of the way so that the dog can move clear, then whips it back into position, slotting his fingers right back into her – making her gasp again. Apparently missing the dog even as her man continues to pleasure her, “Ohh… Come back… Come back for moooooooooree…”

But the dog isn’t interested – he’s moved a few paces away and is twisting around, head under his belly to clean himself up with that amazing tongue.

As he continues to finger-fuck her, Steve asks, “Do you want to suck his cock? Eh… Babe… Do you want to suck on his cock…?”

His wife’s answer is quiet but clear – lost a little in the stimulation of the four-fingers in her snatch, between her moans and gasps, and of her still being out-of-breath as a result of the long and intense orgasm. “Yes… I want it… I want it in my mouth… I want to suck it…”

We cut to a shot of Katie on her back, her knees in the air, thighs wide – her husband is still finger fucking her sloppy pussy, but we’re focused on the fact that our dog is now standing over her head…

Katie is tensing her abs, lifting her upper body up toward the belly-of-the-beast – her mouth open under his cock… Close to taking it inside, but holding herself just short of it… Not sure… Wanting to do it – but scared… And all of the time still reacting to her husband’s fingers in her pussy…

From off camera, we can hear our host taunting her, “If you don’t hurry up that animaltronic will stop working!”

Steve reacts to this by pushing his fingers deeper into his wife, the webbing of his thumb hard up against her clit and urging her to, “Suck it babe… Swallow it all…”

Katie lurches forward, raises her head to the cock – licking at it, then kissing it, then closing her mouth around it, forming a soft seal around his shaft, and then moving her head up and down. It’s not fast, it’s not hard – it’s just an easy, sexy, wet suck… With her maintaining eye contact with our camera throughout.

We cut to a wider shot – taking in the whole scene again… Husband finger fucking his wife, wife sucking a dog’s cock, host standing back almost laughing at her, “Does that taste real enough for you?”

The blow-job continues – and we try to show as much of it as possible, because our guest seems to know exactly what she’s doing… She may lack experience with dogs, but she’s clearly sucked a lot of cock – and her slow, wet, hands-free technique is excellent. Her hands, meanwhile, are working her fat tits, squeezing them, squashing them, pinching her nipples… Steve continues pumping his four fingers into her sloppy snatch, telling her to, “Keep sucking… That’s beautiful… Keep going…”

Katie smiles around the dog’s cock, then pulls it out of her mouth, strings of fluid dangling from the shaft and her lips… “I love it… It’s amazing…” – and back to sucking… Then stopping again, just long enough to gasp, “Fuck me harder!”

As she returns to sucking the dog’s cock, her husband starts to pump harder into her – straight fingered, deep into her, hard and fast. Urging her to, “Suck it… Fucking yess… Fucking suck it…” – and the volume of her moans increases around that cock…

Bouncing her head up and down under the dog, sliding the shaft in and out of her mouth, letting the dog’s cum dribble out of the corner of her mouth and down the side of her cheek toward her ear.

As she sucks she takes one hand from a breast and reaches down to grab her husband’s wrist to pull him in even harder to her pussy – jamming him as deep as possible as she begins to shake again. Keeping her mouth on the dog’s cock, but no longer bouncing her head on it, just sucking… Holding it as she turns red again… Shaking… Holding her man’s hand still, holding the cock deep… And cumming… Again.

Katie isn’t the hottest guest we’ve ever had, but she’s a girl who knows how to have fun… And we’ve never been too fussy when it comes to watching our dogs fucking new girls – or getting their dicks sucked by them… And Katie is rising toward to top of our list for both enthusiasm and technique. We watch in close-up for a while, her lips dragging along the shaft, cum spilling down her cheek, accompanied by her moaning and gasping throughout her latest orgasm.

In a wide shot we can see Steve holding his hand deep in his wife’s pussy, her gripping his wrist, trying to keep him still – but he’s teasing her by moving his fingers and twisting against her grip… Extra digital action or not, it’s hard to tell whether Katie is getting more joy from being finger-fucked, or from sucking Bucky’s cock…

The sequence continues for a little longer as we pull back further to see our host, standing over them, watching on – then turning to look into our camera, and letting us know that, “I think she knows this is the real thing! No animaltronics here!”

We fade through to a shot of Bucky, laying on his side with one leg in the air, licking at his now re-sheathed privates… Then pan from him back to Katie, who is on her back but now propped up on her elbows, no longer sucking that big dog cock, with her husband sitting beside her, his arm around her shoulder – his still glistening hand down on her boob. Her legs are apart, her pussy looking as well fucked and sloppy as any pussy has ever looked.

Andy is close-by – leaning in to ask, “One question… Do you believe this is all real now?” – then holding his microphone out to catch her answer.

Steve smiles, and Katie gushes, “Oooohhh yeeaaaahhh… 100 per cent real, and amazing… I get it now… I get why women would do this on camera… I loved it…” She looks into the camera, turning her head a little to show off the cum-trail from the corner of her mouth and down her cheek. “I love that I’m covered in dog spunk, and everyone can see it… It’s… Freeing… I feel free.”

And as we look at her wet faced proud smile, we fade out for another week.

The screen fills with phone camera video footage of Katie, nude, in passenger seat of a car, driving at night. She’s looking very excited, laughing and smiling at how naughty she is for being naked in the car. We can’t see Steve (obviously he’s behind the camera).

A caption fills the bottom of the screen, letting us know that, “Katie says that appearing on the show has opened up a new world of possibilities for her – and Steve is more than happy for her to experience them all…”

The car pulls up in a roadside carpark, and an even more excited Katie looks out of the window, calls “Wow!” then opens the door – the camera whips around to look out of the car to the carpark beyond, noting three men standing waiting – each with a dog on a leash… This is the kind of dogging housewives dream about!

We see the nude rear end of our guest hurrying across toward the dog’s (and their owners), and hear her calling, “Hello boyyysss!” – and then we fade out, confident that Katie is leading her best life, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.

S18:E07 – Millie Yates (20), from Glasgow

We open this week’s episode with an establishing shot of a collection of modern looking buildings. Square structures, with lots of windows. They could be office blocks, hotels, hospitals… Or… As a sign on top of the largest building tells us, Glasgow Caledonian University.

Bare trees and brown leaves all over the ground tell us that it’s autumn (fall for our American viewers) – and a few pedestrians passing by with shoulders up and heads down shows us how cold the wind is.

As we look around the campus a caption fills the screen to tell us that we are in, “GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.”

When it fades out we are tracking along between two tall buildings, looking at concrete and glass… Then turning to see our host walking toward us – looking sexy as hell in a mini-skirt and tight jacket combination, tottering on stack-heeled stripper shoes, a big black Rottweiler dog by her side. Those not distracted by the dog will fixate on her perfect bolt-on boobs – which strain the buttons on the front of her jacket every time she moves (and she moves a lot, jiggling around – putting her shoulders back to deliberately test the clothing).

With her non-PC look, and her clear acceptance that her place on Earth is that of a sex object, she looks completely out of place on a modern university campus, but that’s not slowing her down as she launches straight into her introduction in a high-pitched, girly voice that suggests she’s probably never seen the inside of a book.

“Hellooo… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Renae Russell, and this is my very special friend, Tank… Mr Russell is at home today, he’s not feeling very well…”

Long time viewers will be well aware that ‘Mr Russell’ is Renae’s regular dog, Logan. Tank is little more than a fuck-buddy – her booty-call when her own beast isn’t in the mood.

She continues, “This week, we’re continuing our quest to find the best of British… All of those ladies brave enough, or horny enough, to have sex with an animal infront of our cameras… And this week, we’re in Glasgow, Scotland, to meet a girl who loves to have fun!”

She smiles, deep dimples sinking into her cheeks – and then we swing the camera away from her to a bright young woman who is walking toward us…

She may be a student here, but she looks young enough to be on a school-excursion, and her casual black jeans/Harry Potter t-shirt combination doesn’t do anything to make her look older. She’s pretty without being a stunner, very much the nice youth, rather than the sexy student… She’s short, and slim, but has no real shape to get excited about. Long, dark wavy hair is swept around to the left side of her head, and thick rimmed spectacles make her eyes look much bigger than they actually are.

She turns around as she walks toward us, lifting the back of her jacket and (without stopping) shimmying her tight little arse at us, those form fitting jeans doing their job to highlight her firm young bottom, then turning back to face us and continue approaching.

She reaches the camera and introduces herself, sounding as light and fluffy as she looks, in the friendliest wee Glaswegian accent you could imagine. “I’m Millie Yates… I’m from Glasgow, and I’m 20-year-old student… And today, I’m going to be living my dream!” She pauses, then suddenly raises both arms in celebration and raises her voice to tell the world, “I-iiiii-ittt’s dog fucking time! Yeah!!”

We cut to a two-shot of her standing with our bolt-on-boobed host. As usual, faced with a cute youngster, Renae looks a lot more interested than she does with our regular guests. She likes them young!

They are both giggly and smiling, pushing and shoving at each other playfully throughout the introductory, pre-fuck interview… Renae turning from her guest to our camera, then back to our guest, and encouraging her to tell the camera – “I think the viewers at home would love to know why a cute little thing like you would want to be on our show?”

Millie pulls a face (as if to say ‘I’m mad’) and then launches into an excited rant with a big, happy smile on her face, “Weeeeeell… There’s no nice way to put this… I’m a bit of a li’l slut!” – she bounces with the excitement of saying it – then continues…

“I know I’m only young, and little… I look like a cute little innocent…” – our viewers will no doubt be looking at her and thinking she doesn’t look too innocent!

She continues, gushing, “I was a bit naughty when I was at school… I had quite a few boyfriends… But when I got here, to Uni, this is where I discovered that I really like gangbangs… I love the fucking, but what I really love is looking past the guy who’s fucking me, and seeing all the other guys standing around watching, waiting their turn… It’s so hot to be desired like that… So this… This should be so fucking horny, looking around at the crew – and the cameras – and thinking about everyone at home, thinking about me… It’s the idea of being watched doing something like this… Not just doing it, but being seen doing it.”

“I see…” Confirms our host, with a nod. “And the idea of doing it with a dog… Where does that come from?”

Millie half laughs, then continues, “Ah, well… I’ve always loved dogs… They’re very sexy – because they’re very dirty. It’s perverted, and it’s wrong… And that makes it sooo bloody hot. I could have done a dog in private, but by inviting you guys, with your cameras… Everyone gets to see me… And they’ll all be talking about me!”

“But what if the things they say aren’t good?” Probes Renae.

Our guest barely thinks before answering, still smiling. “Ohh, they won’t say bad things about me… I’ll put on a good show… Worst case scenario they’ll just want me to do it again so they can watch live… And… If I enjoy it as much as I think I’ll enjoy it… That’s fine… I’ll do it for them!” She pauses, then adds. “I’d like that. Do it on tv today… Then live shows for the boys later!” She giggles. We’re beginning to think she’s a little bit mental!

“So there’s not much point in me asking if this will change your life then… You WANT it to become a way of life, don’t you?”

Millie nods and smiles again, “Yeah… I think I do… I’d like that. IF I enjoy it… And I hope I enjoy it! I really do!”

Renae smiles now, “Well, if that’s the case… Let’s not wait another minute… It’s time to show you off to the world…”

And we cut to Millie’s cramped room, with our guest kneeling on her bed – she’s removed her big jacket, but still has the jeans and a t-shirt on, and her small chest is pushing against the tight t-shirt, nipples poking through.

She’s still smiling, and looking away from the bed, past our camera, calling, “Hey boy… Hiiiii…”

We swing around to see Tank pulling against his collar, keen to get at the youngster – and behind him, our fake-boobed host jiggling around excitedly and calling, “Get ‘em off, bitch!” with a playfully happy tone.

We swing back to the bed, looking at our guest again as she bounces on her heels, then kneels up and races to unfasten those tight jeans… Then falls back onto her back, pushing her crotch into the air and pulling the jeans down over her firm little arse, then down her slim thighs, before dropping down onto her arse and raising her feet into the air so she can pull the jeans off her feet.

She springs back up, rolling onto her knees and upright so that she can peel her t-shirt up and over her head, showing off her small but beautifully formed bra-less breasts – nipples poking out like pencil erasers, confirming that she’s as excited as she looks (or very cold). She throws the t-shirt away onto the floor with her jeans, then moves back downstairs to her panties… Repeating the process she used to remove her jeans – onto her back, lifting her arse to pull the panties over it, then dropping down and raising her legs so that we can see her pussy pushing back between her thighs as she slips the underwear off and brings herself back up onto her knees, giggling.

With her panties off, she pauses for a moment – bringing them up to her face, sniffing to get her own scent from them, smiling as she inhales, looking like it’s the best thing she’s ever smelled.

Renae asks, “Do you like that?”

“Yes… Love it…” Confirms our guest, before smiling and throwing her panties over to Renae behind the camera. Giggling, “Try them yourself…”

We whip the camera around just in time to see our porn princess inhaling deeply through the gusset of the Scottish girl’s underwear.

Then we’re back to our guest – the only thing she’s still wearing is her thick spectacles – she’s kneeling on the bed – a well-trimmed triangle of pussy hair on show, along with small and cute boobs, with erect nipples, and up above – that cute little face, innocently slutty… Looking away in the direction of the big Rottweiler, giggling “Ready to go!”

Without clothes she’s barely there at all. So slight that we’re genuinely worried what our scary beast might do to her! But we’re about to find out as we cut away from her to see Renae bending forward over Tank to unhook his collar (showing her bending forward, with her amazing cleavage, before cutting back to our small chested guest is a bit of a taunt).

Back on Millie as she kneels in the middle of the bed, looking excited but more than a little nervous as the big black dog lurches forward, up onto the bed… Our guest suddenly moving one arm across her upper body – her fingers on her shoulder, the arm covering her little boobs. Very defensive.

Tank doesn’t look nervous at all, he’s ready to go – moving toward this frail looking female without a care in the world… Seeing nothing but a cock-sock for him to mount, penetrate, knot, and fill with his seed… He has no idea how cute the rest of us find her, how delicate and pretty she is… To him, she’s just the latest in a long line of strange human bitches to be fucked!

She’s the opposite – it’s his size, his beastliness, and his raw animal power that attracts her… She’s scared of him, that’s obvious in every move she makes, but despite her nerves, she clearly can’t wait to be owned by him… She’s a strange contradiction.

Renae stands close to the side of the bed, urging her boy on and trying to calm him at the same time, “Be nice boy… There’s not much of her… But it’s more than enough for you to have your fun!” Then turning her attention to her guest, urging her, “Okay, slut… Assume the position and let’s get this dog show started!”

Our guest takes a few nervous breaths – deep breaths as she tries to calm herself – letting out a nervous giggle, her smile lighting up her face as she watches him bouncing around infront of her. The smile showing she’s as happy as she is scared.

She rises up on her knees, then moves back away from the dog to the edge of the bed… Her hands out now to block the beast as he tries to sniff at her. He pads forward on the mattress, his big paws sinking in. She continues to move away, slipping off the edge of the bed so that she’s standing on the floor whilst he stands on the bed, making them almost to the same height…

She drops to her knees on the floor without taking her eyes off him, her arms still on the bed – quickly assuming the position whilst the beast is still on the bed and unable to mount her too soon. It’s a clever move – giving her a vital few seconds to settle herself into position as the beast bounds forward and jumps down from the bed again…

We move to a side angle – looking at her tight little body, with those firm little boobs hanging down, her belly so slim it’s almost disappearing when she breaths in. We can just about see that she’s shaking.

“And here… We… Go!” Calls our host as the dog skids on the floor, twists around, and moves up behind her guest, heading straight to her pussy – dropping his head between her slim thighs and licking at it right away… The tip of his tongue flicking over her soft flesh and making her jump, gasp and squeal all at the same time…

Digging in deeper, turning his head to the side as he snakes his tongue between her thighs, trying to slot it between her pussy lips – but they are just a little too tight, and she’s not opening them up for him, so he changes tactics…

He gives up on licking her pussy, stepping up behind her, pushing up and over her little arse, lining himself up perfectly behind the tight little body, and wrapping his front legs around the front of her hips, his big paws pushing back against her slim thighs… His bulk coming down on her back, pushing her arms into the mattress as she takes his weight… And then he begins to stab at her little pussy with the tip of his cock, pushing her against the bed, making her little titties shake…

Our guest struggles to handle his weight and the power of his thrusts… Dropping her head, black hair hanging down and obscuring her face as she is pushed forward against the bed… We can’t see her, but we can still hear her gasps as she takes the strain.

The dog moves an inch closer as he pumps, leaning harder against her, more weight against her back, pushing her hips forward, bowing her spine down, paws wrapping tighter around her as he takes control… And quickly finds his mark – stabbing that slippery cock between her pussy lips, then immediately burying it deep inside her… Lurching further forward, his weight pushing her forward against her forearms and forcing a loud moan…

The black beast is so much bigger than her – his barrel-like, muscular body twice as thick as hers – his thighs making her legs look childlike… Every thrust pushing her forward, stabbing that fat cock into her… His muscles rippling, his back bending, his arse a blur… Fast and nasty – the best kind of fuck…

She manages an, “OHMIGOD!! AAAHHHHWWWWWW!” now seeming to indicate pain as the beast takes over and just uses her as she holds on for her life.

We cut down to a low angle, looking up between her slim thighs and watching as that big, fat cock pistons in and out of her young cunt, its girth making her pussy bow and spread, spots of cum being splattered around as they leak out and drip off her little lips.

Thrust after thrust – almost too fast to believe… Violent. Hard. A sexual assault of the most disgusting kind… And she’s taking it, and she looks somewhere between terrified and overjoyed… Her face twisted up, her mouth open – her eyes glistening behind those spectacles, which are hanging forward and almost falling off as she is shaken… “OOHHMMYYYGGOODDD!” – and the beast keeps pounding away…

We cut to a perfect side view – watching Millie, knees on the floor, arms on the bed, her body dwarfed by the beast on her back, his big head resting on her shoulder, her little titties shaking under her with every thrust… We can see Renae in the background, on her knees, trying to stay out of the shot – looking like she’s enjoying the experience as much as her guest… A big grin, deep dimples in her cheeks, and a hand between her thighs as she calls out, “Take that cock… Take it you dirty whore! Doggy slut… Doggy whore!!” She hurls the comments like insults, even though we all know they all apply to her as well!

The dog bashes up against the young student her for a few more seconds – it’s been barely 40 seconds in total (as regular viewers know, even the best dog poundings rarely last over half a minute) – and then pulls to a sudden stop, pushing himself hard up against his bitch, forcing every last inch of that magnificent tool deep into her – making her squeal out loud, indicating pain and pleasure as she gasps, “YEEESSSSSS!”, and then holding there as he squirts his load into her slim little belly.

She lifts her head up, gasping – out of breath – sweaty – turning it to the side to look the beast in the eye… Half smiling… Seemingly relived that he’s stopped pounding… Whimpering rather than moaning… Still breathing hard… Then beginning to moan… Moaning like she likes it… Whispering to the beast, “I love it… OOooooohhh… You’re sooo biiiigg!”

We cut to look at Renae, smiling and rubbing her own pussy as she watches, squeaking, “Do you love it? Do you love that big knot swelling in your pussy…”

Our guest moans a “Yes…”

Renae continues rubbing herself and calls, “All that hot spunk shooting in your pussy…?”

The student acknowledges again, “Yeah…” Then whispers… I love it…”

Renae continues, “Biiiiiig knot…” – and we cut down to look up between our guest’s smooth thighs again, looking at her young pussy, stretched out to an almost obscene degree, that grapefruit sized ball of rock-hard flesh looking like it might just split the girl in two.

We cut to a shot looking at the top of her head, then she lifts her head and looks forward at us… Pain on her face, but also joy… Sucking air in through her bared teeth, then snarling at us, “Oooohhh… It’s sssoooo fucckinnggg gooooooodd… OOoohhhhh… I… IIiiiiii can feeeeel hiiiiim spunking iiiiiiinn mmeeeeee… Fiillinngggg meeeeee… MMmmmmmmm….”

From off camera Renae asks, “You love it, don’t you, cunt?!”

Millie nods slowly, smiling, “Mmmmmmmmmm.”

We cut to a shot of the rear end of the action… Watching the dog’s rear end pulsing – his arse puckering, his heavy scrotum rising and falling, as he leans in against her rear end, unloading those big balls into his little bitch… We watch for a moment, then drop down a little to look at the flesh stretching from his sheath into her pussy, and the way her pussy is spread open letting us see the base of the knot inside, and the cum seeping out, over her pussy, and running down her abdomen toward the floor, dripping off her belly button…

Then we’re into a wider shot, from across the room… Our traditional trick to show the passage of time as the tie continues. Watching our little crew gathered around the lovers – the little Scottish woman leant up against the bed, the dog on her back, holding tight and pushing her into the mattress… Neither of them moving any more than they have to…

Another close-up of her stretched out pussy… That dog cock buried in her, the knot visible inside… The cum dripping out slowly… Her belly shaking a little, her thighs looking strained… Her occasional whimpers as the knot throbs inside her, testing her flesh.

Back to a close-up – looking right into her face… Sweaty… Already exhausted. Almost smiling… Her spectacles still on, but half way down her nose… Eyes glazed… “OOooohhhhhh…”

Back to wide shot – small woman on her knees, bent towards bed, arms taking the weight. Big dog on her back, his front legs squeezing around her middle… His hind paws shifting a little, one leg raised, claws scraping down the outside of her thigh, barely getting a reaction from her as that knot in her pussy is her world right now.

And then the dog begins to twist and shuffle backwards, pulling the little woman with him, pulling against her…

We cut back down to look at her pussy, hearing her rising gasps and whines as we watch that big knot pulling back through her stretched labia, spitting more doggy jism out as it squeezes through the opening – making farting, squishy noises as it breaks free. Bursting out, the long, fat shaft bending as it almost slithers out of her, semen dribbling out after it as the shaft swings down and away from her.

Back in the wide shot, the big black beast stumbles back away from our little slut, his big dick bouncing and swinging under his belly – still ejaculating on the carpet in little, watery spurts.

Our guest remains in position, leaning forward on her forearms, arse in the air, leaking dog spunk, as she catches her breath, her forehead down against the sheet.

We pan away from her, back to the dog with his big dick twitching – and see Renae moving in and kneeling beside him, patting his back and stroking his side, telling him he’s a “Good boy… Goooood boy… You fucked her good… Gooooood boy…” – then look under his belly, then over to her guest, and calling, “Hey… Slut… Come and suck this cock… Come on…”

Our guest lifts her head up and looks back over toward the dog, an exhausted looking smile crossing her lips…

We fade through to a shot of the youngster on her back, her head under the dog’s belly… She’s making a deal of straightening her glasses as she looks up at his cock which continues to twitch – then bringing her hands up to the shaft and carefully brushing/picking a few stray hairs off, making sure she’s cleaned it up before she raises her head, opening her mouth, and pokes her tongue out to lick the tip of the tool… Flicking over the tip, and then raising her head further to take the fat end into her pretty mouth…

“Oh, who’s a lucky boy, eh?” Coos our host. “Getting that pretty little slut’s mouth around your cock… Mmmmmm… Lucky boy…”

Millie hums as she sucks it in, letting us know just how much she’s enjoying it… It’s not the taste – that’s not for everyone… It’s the idea of it. The idea of sucking an animal’s cock – made all the more arousing by the presence of our cameras, and the knowledge that it will soon be broadcast for the whole country to see…

And she’s playing to those cameras – looking up into the lens as she suck the cock in, then pulling her head back – doing it with some vigour… Accelerating up to a half-dozen quick gulps, then slowing to a stop and swallowing slowly, clearing her mouth, catching a breath, and then launching into another quick burst of sucking and sliding that shaft in and out of her pretty mouth.

Renae commenting throughout the blow-job about what a, “… Dirty little slut, sucking that cock… Swallow that cum… Suck that cock! Filthy fucking slut!”

Our host is still kneeling beside the big Rottweiler, patting and stroking him, keeping him clam as the young whore works her magic… Not that he needs any calming – he’s a very happy boy, standing over the wee Scots lassie, his mouth open and his tongue hanging out at his pants away breathlessly… He looks like he’s really enjoying the oral action (and who wouldn’t – she’s a pretty little slut and her mouth looks like a lovely place to put your cock)…

Under him, our young guest is still sucking like her life depends on it – little rallies, then little rests… Holding the base of his shaft with one hand, her other down between her thighs, fingers on her pussy, clearly enjoying it as much as the dog.

We stay close to the action, cutting between close-ups… Watching her lips on the shaft – then watching her fingers working her clit… Watching as she slips them inside her pussy, then as she pulls them out, glistening with pussy juices and left over dog-sperm, before working the clit with them again. Smooshing her flesh around…

Back to her face – and more of the cock sucking… Her mouth opening as she gasps for air, then going back to the cock. Back to her pussy, watching her fingers working the clit – and then to a wide angle, watching her masturbating as she sucks the dog’s cock, watching Renae leaning over his back, her boobs spilling over the top of her dress and rubbing against his back as she watches, and continues to coo, “Dirty fucker… Go on, make yourself cum, slut… Cum with his doggy cock in your mouth!”

The longer she sucks, the more furious her finger movements become, the more she writhes and undulates her pelvis, and the harder she keeps trying to suck… Moaning around that rock hard shaft… Then stopping still – cock in mouth, lips loose around it – fingers on clit, belly and thighs straining… Body shaking – goose-bumps, little hairs standing on end…

She doesn’t make a sound, but we can tell she’s cumming… And as she cums, she lets her mouth slide back off the dog’s shaft, settling her head back to the floor – that big cock hanging down toward her face, still twitching and squirting little jets of watery cum onto her face – across her spectacles, leaving clear little streaks – tiny bubbles of spunk on the lenses… Her body shivering, and each little squirt making her jerk and shake a little more… Gasping…

Then, as the fire in her crotch begins to die down, she brings her sticky fingers up to her face, smearing the little squirts of cum around her forehead, cheeks, nose, lips, jaw… Smearing the wetness all over her face… Leaving the glasses to collect more little streaks and bubbles… Revelling in the perversity of it…

As Mille smears, Renae pats the dog and sends him on his way, staggering away from them – leaving her kneeling over her guest, looking down at her, and smiling as she continues her abuse. “Dirty bitch… You just used him for your pleasure… Oh, I love a filthy slut like that!” – and then bending forward, bringing her mouth down to her guest’s face. Rather than going in for the kiss, she sticks her tongue out and licks over the lenses of the spectacles – smearing that cum and making a mess of the glasses. Then moving onto her face – licking her forehead, then her cheeks, then over her mouth… Deliberately wet and slutty.

Beneath her, yhe younger women screws up her face – as if the licking disgusts her… Being fucked by a dog on camera, no problem – sucking a dog’s cock whilst masturbating, no problem – but having a beautiful pornstar lick your face… Urgh! That’s just too much… And Renae is really going to town on her face, licking her lips, her cheeks, her nose… And then the dog’s snout joins the action, his long tongue swiping over the youngster’s face (and over Renae’s face), making contact with Renae’s tongue…

All of a sudden, Millie’s mouth is open – accepting the dog’s tongue in a way she wasn’t prepared to accept Renae’s tongue… Renae makes sure she gets as much of the youngsters tongue as the dog does, taking advantage of the situation as best she can… Our host has always loved a bit of young slut!

We cut to a longer shot to watch as Renae and Tank continue the three-way ‘kissing’ with little Millie… With our host lifting her head briefly to let the dog take a longer turn, slopping his long tongue deep enough to make the young slut gag and cough… Our host stating what we already know, “Dirty little cunt!” as the licking continues, then pushing the Rottie back, moving in open mouthed so that he can lick her just as deeply… Then pushing him out of the way so she can get her wet mouth down to kiss her little bitch guest again.., And as the kissing continues, we fade to black for another week…

We fade back in on a narrow vertical band of phone video footage, showing a bunch of students at a party, looking excited and rowdy as our little slut Millie makes her way through them wearing nothing but her glasses and a big smile. She’s giggling as she asks “what breed is it ‘this week?’” – indicating that she’s doing this a lot.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen confirming that, “Millie has quickly become the most popular girl on campus and is invited to all of the best parties!”

Safe in the knowledge that our young dogwhore is getting a good education, we fade out for another week.

S18:E06 – Davina Gavilan (45), from Hampstead in London

We begin this week’s show in a wide tree-lined residential street. It’s so wide that there are small grassy reserves in the middle of the street, with benches and trees of their own, with parking spaces on either side of them before we get to the roads, and then more parking spaces before the footpath, then the tall, Victorian houses.

The screen fills with a caption that reads, “HAMPSTEAD, LONDON.” We’ve given up on claiming the London is a part of England, it’s a country of its own!

As the caption fades we pan around and come to rest on a large royal blue building with white lettering on the side that tells us that it’s the ‘HAMPSTEAD THEATRE’.

After a brief pause we cut to the inside of the theatre – a smallish venue, maybe 80 seats facing a wide stage, with curtains and lighting rigs. It’s modern, arty, and very clean – and down there on the stage, right in the middle of our picture, is our host… Big, fat, balding yet hairy – and wearing a skin-tight West Ham shirt which isn’t at all flattering, and a pair of surprisingly baggy jeans. It’s everyone’s favourite Cockney geezer – and his trademark gravelly Cockney accent is booming out…

“My lords, ladies, and gentlemen… My name is Dennis Baxter… And this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…” He looks around as if he’s confused that he’s alone… Pauses, then turns to the wings and calls, “Romeo, Romeo… Where for art though Romeo?”

There’s a tiny pause, then we hear the sound of dog’s paws scampering across the stage, as Dennis continues, “And making his amazing entrance, right on cue…” – a Doberman runs across the stage and skids to a halt at our host’s feet… Adjusting his position until he’s standing, then sitting, where Dennis is pointing – before his owner continues, “… This is Romeo…” He turns to face the ‘audience’ again, and points out to the empty seats, as he notes that, “… And out there, passing judgement on my boy’s performance this evening… Is a special lady, who demands the best from everyone who takes this stage…”

We cut to the seats and note that there is actual someone out there… She’s very slim, with pale bleach blonde hair – she’s got a little too much make-up on, compensating for her age. Compensating a little too much, doing her best to look like an aging Taylor Swift. She’s wearing a loose white dress that suggests there’s not much of her, without actually showing much of her body.

She turns toward our camera and gives us well practiced smile, then introduces herself in a posh, theatre-lovie voice. “Hello there darlings… I’m Davina Gavilan, I’m 45-years-old, and I’m a theatre actress and drama-teacher.”

We cut to a shot of her down on the stage, standing beside Dennis, looking sideways at him as he stands just a little closer than she would like. In fact, as they talk she takes a couple of small steps away from him, protecting her private space.

Dennis doesn’t care, he just gets into his questions, “Alright then, Davina… Tell me a story?”

Our guest answers in a loud, confident voice, annunciate clearly enough for her voice to be heard all the way to the back of the theatre. She’s not shy.

“I’ve been acting since I was at school – always on the stage… I’ve always received good reviews, but my career has never really taken off… I’m told I don’t have the right ‘look’ for the screen… I’m too harsh, my face is the wrong shape… But it never seemed to hurt Zoe Wannamaker, or bloody Tilda Swanton!” She laughs, but we don’t believe the laugh, she’s not that good an actress. “I say that this doesn’t matter – the play’s the thing, not my career. I serve the writer…” She shrugs, indicating that even she doesn’t actually believe this. “That’s what I’ve always said. It’s what I tell my students.”

We cut to a slightly different angle, she’s continued talking but we’ve cut the boring bits, “I accepted my fate fairly early, and took to teaching almost twenty years ago, and I’ve been directing this theatre for the last nine years… I love to work with the local youth, to try and guide them in the right direction – to give them the same love for the theatre that I have… But as time passes, I realise that more and more of them are interested in fame rather than form. They don’t care about acting because they think they’ll make it because of how they look rather than how well they act… And I’ve come to realize that they are right… And it reached a point that I just thought, fuck it… No one will ever know my name. No one will ever know my legacy… I want my 15 minutes!” She stops dramatically. The camera lingering on her sharp features. Then her face softens as she smiles, “And… I do love doggies…”

We cut to a shot from the back of the theatre, hearing the last words echoing through the large space.

Then we’re back close to our host and his guest as he asks, “Alright… And why now? What stirred you into action?”

Davina nods, then delivers her response, “Aye, well there’s the rub… I’ve put all of this effort in, but now the board here…” She indicates the theatre, “… have decided that it’s time to move in a new direction more in-keeping with modern times…” She looks appalled – but fakes a positive spin. “Which will leave me free to pursue my own dreams… And my first dream, is to finally have a large audience actually watching me perform, on this stage!”

We fade through from the image of her introduction, to a wider shot with her on the stage, beginning to slip the white dress off her narrow shoulders, and Dennis sitting in the front row of the stalls, watching with Romeo at his feet.

Our guest’s dress slips down and off her body, showing off a very slim and pale body, small breasts are cupped in a simple white bra, with her belly quite skinny except for a slight bulge below the navel (middle-age sag), and then very brief white panties that match her bra…

“I love a natural woman…” Comments our host, allowing his dog to pull forward a little. Davina ignores Dennis and looks down toward the beast with a little smile – seeing that his desire to get to her matches her desire to be ‘got’.

She flips her long hair back and reaches up behind her back with both hands, contorting in that way all woman must in order to unhook the fastener between her shoulder blades. Once released, she allows the shoulder straps to fall down her arms, giving us a clear view of her small, ski-slope shaped boobs. Long, pointed nipples already erect.

Off camera, Dennis whispers/sighs, “Lovely…” He’s always been a fan of women – young or old, fat or thin, black or white… Or simply an average looking woman in her forties with a soft belly and slightly droopy tits… Just like his dogs, he never discriminates.

Once again, our guest ignores the fat man’s compliment, as she moves onto those little white panties, slipping them down her slim legs, revealing a thick bush of light coloured, fluffy pubic hair – stepping out of them to leave herself stark naked in the middle of the stage. Fully exposed – and not appearing to be at all bothered by it.

She offers an explanation, “I’ve been naked on stage before – so this is nothing new… In the theatre we do this all the time…”

We wonder how many plays she’s been in, how often she’s been naked, whether anyone ever watched her and imagined that she’d be on television having sex with a dog one day… We doubt it. We know different know – but she really doesn’t look the type!

“Was any of those plays Romeo and Juliet?” Dennis asks, dropping a not-so-subtle hint…

Davina sighs toward her host, then looks down at his dog again, and smiles as she notes that, “I’m a little too old to be playing Juliet, but here we go…” – she steps forward and delivers the next line almost reluctantly, as if she’s been told to do it – speaking loud to the whole theatre (of several hundred empty seats). “Romeo… Romeo? Where for art thou, Romeo?”

Dennis releases the beast – who runs to the side, finding the steps to the stage, and then bounds up them, heading over to our guest and skidding to a halt as he reaches her…

“It’s funny, but I’ve been on this stage a hundred times… I’ve been nude on this stage… And despite what I’m about to do…”

She steps aside as the dog hassles her, jumping and twisting by her legs, raising his head to sniff at her crotch. She reaches down to push him away, then continues to talk to camera, “… I’m suddenly feeling very shy!”

She pauses, taking a breath and pushing the dog’s narrow head away from her crotch again, stepping back and twisting away from him, a smile flickering over her face… “But not THAT shy!”

She reaches down again – and this time engages him a little more firmly, hands on his head, stroking rather than pushing away – then squatting slightly to present her pussy to him… His nose in the air, tongue snaking out to taste the honey… Making her gasp, then confirm, “Yes… Shy… And horny!”

She pushes the beast away again and quickly drops down to the smooth floor of the stage before he can get around behind her – and she assumes the position – ready to get started, her narrow, soft arse in the air, titties hanging down, jiggling a little as she gets comfortable. Raising her head and smiling – still with a touch of nerves, false courage… Then looking back over her shoulder toward Romeo – and confirming her intent with a little smile before bracing herself…

The beast drops his head between her thighs again, stuffing his big snout up into her pussy, sniffing and licking at her… Sliding his big tongue from front to back – from her clit, between her pussy lips, and up the crack of her arse… The new sensation so intense that she leans forward – not trying to get away from it, just unable to control herself.

Looking back at him as he licks, her face a picture – a wide smile – gasping and bucking her hips, pushing her belly down to force her pussy back between her thighs, letting him licks at her snatch, making sure she gives him the best possible access to her wet hole.

He continues swiping his long, slimy tongue over her lips, and between them, making quick work of her snatch. Giving the actress sensations she hasn’t had for years…

Dropping down behind her so that he’s almost on his belly, his head up, tongue sliding out and over her flesh… And she’s spreading her knees, dropping her pussy down toward him – chasing that tongue… Jerking when it accidently slips inside her flesh rather than over it… Letting out a yelp each time…

Romeo continues licking – enjoying the more mature taste of the actress… Speeding up, hungry for more… Excited by her continued moans and gasps, which echo through the theatre.

She bucks her belly up and down, twisting her hips, bending her back… She’s already close… Very close… For some women it doesn’t take long at all the first time they are with a dog. The physical sensation of that warm, wide, wet tongue combining with the knowledge that they are doing something so ‘wrong’ is enough to speed their nervous system up into overload in seconds…

Head back, mouth open, corners turned up into a joyous smile… Beginning to moan, “OOooooooaaaaahhhhh…” – then stopping as the beast suddenly stops licking… Raising his head from her pussy, pushing forward over her, front paws on her rear, scraping around her body as he drops heavily onto her back, wrapping them around her…

Her moan turns into an excited, “EEEeaaaaahhhhhh!” (and echo) as the beast takes up his position and begins to pump at her… She turns her head to look back at him, which gives us a better look at her… The smile and the excitement has taken a decade off her… She’s looking full of life, and ready for whatever he’s got to give her. “Oh God yes… Please… Do it…”

He’s jerking at her – stabbing toward her pussy with fast experimental thrusts, pushing her forward against her hands, and she’s doing her best to stay upright. Dropping her belly toward the floor, arching her back, sticking her pussy back at him… Offering herself… Presenting. Gasping, “Fuck me! Oh fuck me… Fuck me fuck me fuck me… Pplllleeeeeaaaassee!”

We cut down under them – watching the dog’s cock stab up against her pussy lips – the image blurry because of the speed, the wet tip of the cock catching the light of our camera… Bumping up against her, then between the lips, and slipping inside her, then out… Her yelping as he pops in and then out… Then more bumping, and finally into her flesh, slipping deep, and staying inside on the back stroke, so that the next thrust can drive deep… Our guest letting out a loud, shocked and delighted gasp, “AAhhhhheeeeewwwwwww!”

We cut back to the wide shot to see her throwing her head back and gasping, “OOOooohhhHHHH FuuUCCCCKKKKing HEEEEELLLLLL!” which echoes back through the theatre as the beast takes control… And then, as he continues, she adds, “OH… MY… GOD!”, a wide smile of almost disbelief crossing her face as he hammers her so hard her whole body shakes – buttocks and thighs rippling, droopy boobs jiggling.

We cut down low, looking up between her thighs, watching the dog’s big balls swinging as he continues to thrust – his big cock slipping and sliding in and out of her wet hole a hundred times a minute (not that he lasts a minute). The wet slurping/slapping sound so fast it sounds almost mechanical.

We cut back to the wide shot, watching as the powerful Doberman continues to rock his skinny blonde bitch…

After a few more second of this he begins to slow down, raising his head almost like he’s losing interest and coming to a halt… Leaving her open mouthed, gasping, and definitely smiling… Eyes wide… Her gasps of, “Weeellll fffuuuucccccckkkk… That’s big… That’s soooooo biggg!” echoing through the auditorium.

We cut to a close-up of her face – her eyes rolling back slightly, the corners of her mouth turning up but her lips quivering as she feels the knot beginning to grow extra-large in her old twat. Sweat beading through her make-up.

When we cut back to her pussy to look at that knot again, she’s got the fingers of one hand back down between her thighs, rubbing against her wetness – slipping over her lips, up to her clit, and back and forth over it… Her pussy juices and his cum combining and dripping off her flesh – keeping everything slick and slippery.

As she plays with herself she gasps about how it feels… “That’s sooo hot… Oh my God… OOoooooohhh…” – looking back over her shoulders, trying to see the dog’s head, which isn’t far off hers… “Make me cum… Make me cum, doggy… Make me… MMmmmmmmm…”

Then we’re back into the wide shot again – watching from the back of the theatre… Skinny bitch on one forearm and her knees, in the middle of the stage, with the black dog on her back… Him holding her tight, her gasping and whining. The sound echoing… Dennis standing to one side, an appreciative and proud look on his face as his boy fills this dirty bitch up.

She throws her head back, smiling, breathing hard as she luxuriates in the feeling of being tied… And we cut back to a close up of her face – seeing the pain and the pleasure of that big knot swelling inside her…

Moving down between her thighs again, watching her fingers rubbing over her clit, moving in fast circles… Pressing it down against the knot inside… Moaning… Squealing… Moving around enough that we have to cut back to the wider angle to keep everything in focus!

Back to her face… Twisting up, the strain turning her features red – glowing with sweat… Teeth bared… Breathing loud… Moaning…

To the wide-shot, the side-angle… Her whole body tensing up under the beast… Him still holding on as the actress enjoys the moment… Right on the edge of paradise…

Her back arching and dipping – her head dropping down… Turning away from us, suddenly sounding almost guilty as she moans, “Ooooooohhhh, I’m cumming… I’m cumminggg…”

Our host is close by, helping her on with occasional verbal queues… “Cum on his cock…”, “Take that knot, bitch!” and “Oh, you fuckin’ love that doggy-dick!”

And Davina is letting out a higher pitched squeal, confirming that, “YYYyyeeesssssss!” (she does love that doggy dick) as she continues to rub that pussy, and milk her first ever dogasm out for as long as possible.

On her back, the big Doberman reacts to her bucking, and the tightening of her pussy, by trying to start fucking again – but with his knot already locked into her there’s not much he can do, so it’s just a moment of ugly thrusting, and one of his hindlegs bending upwards, his paw against her thigh, scraping down the side, leaving a long dark welt… The fact that she barely notices is a sure sign of how intense the feelings coming from her cunt must be.

She’s still gasping, “Oh my fucking God… Fffuucccckkk… Ooooohhh wwwoooowwwww!!”

Back to the long shot, from the back of the theatre – replaying that moment so that we can hear the “Oooooooohhhh wwwwoooowwwwwww!” from twenty meters away. Loud. With an echo.

Then we cut back down to the low angle, looking up between her skinny thighs to see the knot already beginning to crown on its way out of her sloppy pussy… Spreading the lips wide, and sliding backwards – we can tell this won’t last long from the shiny, wet look to everything – it’s all just too slippery, and too easy…

Davina’s swearing continues, or perhaps it’s a repeat of the previous shot, “Fffuucccckkk wwwooooowwwwww!” – it’s hard to tell because she keeps repeating it as the knot eases out of her body. Finally popping free, spunk washing out over her pussy lips as it slips clear – the rest of the shaft, staying inside as the beast holds close against her back – and she pushes her fingers forward from clit rubbing duty to cock holding… Fingers either side of the shaft, behind the knot, holding him inside…

She stays like this for some time, applying pressure with her fingers to move the shaft around inside her snatch – gasping and moaning as she pleasures herself with it. Occasionally loud enough to generate an echo. Dennis moving a little closer and crouching/squatting near them partly to get a better view, and partly so he can reach out to rub his dog’s back – then moving his hand down under the beast’s belly and behind his guest’s bottom so he can take over holding the knot for her.

At this point our actress guest is free to pull forward, letting the shaft slide out of her hole, and turn around without losing contact with the animal. Turning on her knees until she’s facing him, and bending forward, quickly bringing herself face-to-face with his twitching, over-stuffed, rock-hard shaft… The angled tip looking revoltingly sexy and glistening with fresh cum – that she wants to taste… Still firing off occasional little jets of watery fluid, which she lets splash against her face as she brings her mouth to the tip… Mouth open, letting it hit her tongue… She moves closer and wraps her thin lips around the shaft, sucking it slowly in – her eyebrows rising along with the corners of her mouth, confirming that she genuinely enjoying this moment. Her lips tight to the shaft, half of its length in her mouth, the other half being pushed in and pulled out as she jerks her head toward the back of his thighs and then pulls back again… Wet, slurping sounds as she sucks air in past the flesh… Moans of hunger and delight, “MMmmmm”, “Aaaoooohhhh!”

We watch the cock sliding in and out of her mouth for a good thirty seconds, waiting for her to slow down – astounded that she doesn’t… She just keeps jamming it in there, bouncing her head like a heavy metal fan…

We cut to a wider angle, showing Dennis watching the action up close, still holding his dog’s knot, keeping the shaft pointed toward the whore’s face. He’s impressed – there’s something about an older woman getting her first taste of dog that always impresses.

Back to that hardcore blow job… Forty seconds… Fifty… A minute… Still going hard and fast… Her lips sliding along the flesh… Glistening and rock hard… A minute ten, a minute twenty… The dog seems almost bemused, not sure what the hell is going on behind him, but enjoying it.

When she finally slows down, she pulls back from his cock, letting her mouth hang open, cum, spit and who knows what drooling from her lip as she catches her breath. Dennis is still holding the tool infront of her… And even as she’s sucking in air rather than cock, she takes the opportunity to lean forward and flick her tongue over the still squirting tip of the cock.

“You’re not finished yet, are you?” Dennis asks – but it’s more of a direction than a question… And our actress gets the message – not that she has any objection… She brings a hand up and slips her fingers in around our host’s fingers, sharing a grip on the beast as she leans in and sucks it back into her mouth again – taking it slower and deeper this time… Spit and jism still hanging from her lip to her chin, and then down in long thin tendrils… Swaying as she bounces her face against his dick. Taking it six inches deep… Her mouth wide to hold the fat shaft…

We can see how tired she is – the strain on her face – the struggle to breath… Even the way her thighs are beginning to shake from supporting her in this position… But she’s still got a little action in her yet… Leaning a little further forward, using her hand around the base of the cock to jam it even deeper into her throat… Dennis allowing her to push harder and harder, faster… Deeper… Making gagging noises, half coughing around the dick – but still pushing… And again… And then – too deep… And she pulls back in a hurry so that she can vomit on the floor behind the dog, rather than all over his cock – it’s mainly cum and spit, but there’s definitely some stomach fluids. She looks a little embarrassed, but also excited – she’s choked herself on a dog’s cock and made herself throw-up… That’s a very naughty thing to do!

Sitting back on her heels and gulping air in, her head back, drool and cum all over her shiny chin and running down her neck… She looks elated – proudly boasting, all the way to the back of the room, “I feel like a very naughty girl now…” She smiles and pauses, then looks right into camera and says, “I hope I’ve put on a good performance for the cameras… I hope I passed the audition!” and then laughing a little.

We cut to a shot of the front row of the theatre – all of our crew have taken up seats and they offer her a polite applause, like the most sophisticated theatre goers.

Then we’re back to looking at the stage as our guest leans in to stroke and pat the sleek Doberman again as he moves around, his big cock still swinging heavy under his belly. He responds to her touch by turning back towards her – and with her on her knees he can easily reach her face – and it’s so wet that he can’t resist doing a little clean-up licking, thanking her for the action.

She responds by tipping her face back down to him, letting him slop his wide tongue over her chin, and over her lips – and then opening her mouth wide to let him clean his spunk and her vomit from her tongue and teeth – dropping back to her hands and knees, letting him lick her face and into her mouth, and playing head-to-head games with him, turning from side to side… Laughing as he pushes up against her in a friendly rather than sexual way. She’s more than his bitch – she’s his friend…

And that’s a nice way for us to end a filthy performance – so we pan across to our host, still crouching to the side of the action, who looks from his dog up toward our camera and delivers his closing line, “I don’t fink there was too much acting going on there… I fink this dirty girl was genuinely enjoying herself… What do you think?” – and on that note we fade out for another week.

The screen fills with video montage of hundreds of well-dressed theatre goers with their faces all blurred to protect their identities. They are filing into a venue, enjoying pre-show drinks, etc.

Then there’s a shot of Davina, in stockings, suspenders, bra, panties and high heels, walking around on stage with a large glass of wine in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and with a Great Dane dog padding along behind her wherever she goes, looking up at her hopefully…

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Davina has obtained arts council funding for her one-woman (one dog) show, ‘Move Over Rover’ – in which an aging divorcee debates the pros and cons of having sex with her dog before ending each performance with an attempt at bestiality live on stage.”

We cut to footage of an exhausted, pantyless actress taking her bow at the end of the show, the huge Dane still standing behind her, massive member hanging under his belly. Then to a sequence of theatre goers exiting the venue, hearing them talk about it being “amazing” and “brave” as we fade out for another week.

S18:E05 – Hanna Orr (32), from Great Yarmouth

We begin this week’s show with a wide shot of a sandy beach at low tide. Ominous cloud filled grey skies overhead, featureless, deserted sand below. The sea is a long, long way away.

As we pan over the beach we come to rest on our host. Blonde, top heavy, with a set of teeth almost as impressive as her cleavage – it’s our blonde American Playmate, the sensation Jenna McCartney.

She starts talking almost as soon as she’s on camera. Her accent smooth and friendly, American mid-west friendly… “Hello and welcome to Great Yarmouth… I’m Jenna McCartney, and this week I’ve all the way out to the east coast to meet a lady who’s let her imagination get the better of her… And is dreaming herself all the way – to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.”

We cut away from Jenna’s good looks to another figure, standing at the head of the beach, doing her best ‘moody lady looking into the distance’ pose as she stares out over the expanse of beach and sea. The wind blows her white dress against her body, the sheer material hugging her flesh showing off large boobs with erect nipples – the low-cut front displaying deep cleavage. Those boobs are doing a good job of supporting themselves – perky despite their ‘D’ cup size and shape – hanging from a reasonably slim body… She’s an 8 – from the chin down… Unfortunately, as we cut to a close-up, looking at her face – we see that she’s a very plain looking woman – thin lipped, round cheeked, with a strong jaw and a high forehead – her long brunette hair ‘styled’ with a centre parting.

We hear her talking, in voice-over, introducing herself in a voice fit for the farm… A grating collection of extended vowels and monotone chatter. “My naaaame’s Hanna Orr… I’m 32-yeeeear-oooold… Iiiiii’m from Greaaaat Yaaaaaarmouth… And Iiiii have a fantasaaaaay…”

As she speaks, we cut to a wide-angle view of the beach, now looking quite full of pink, swimming costume wearing figures that don’t quite look right; above them the sky is darkening and surreal clouds are rolling in – the people and the clouds have clearly been added with computer animation (not bad, but nowhere near cinematic quality).

We hear the voice-over continuing, “… I’ve always been fascinated by science fiction… Alien invasion stories… The human race being helpless against the over-powered invaders…”

An animated flying saucer drops down through the clouds and comes to rest in the sea, animated waves spreading from the ship to the shore, over the top of the actual water. The cartoon people line up on the beach, looking out at the ship.

She continues, “All the stories are about death and destruction… But I always wondered, what if the aliens didn’t want to kill us all? What if they just wanted to breed, and use us as incubators…”

The front of the ship opens up and multiple large, fat, ugly, pink alien creatures gallop out, jumping into the sea and paddling to the shallows, then lurching over the beach… The people on the shore begin the scatter, turning and running up the beach…

Hanna goes on, “I’ve seen all the aliens in the movies, and they’re always tall and dangerous looking… But in my dreams they are short and ugly… Just blobs of fat with legs… Fat, fleshy beasts… And they come out of the ships, and they catch people, and they just start to take whoever they want, and rape them at will… Filling them with their alien seed…”

The aliens hit the beach and chase down the people, knocking them down – and mounting any that land face down in the sand… We see multiple people being raped by the aliens.. Cartoon mouths opening wide in silent cries, round eyes bulging… Just the first few thrusts, along with those shocked looks on the people’s faces as they are penetrated…

“And that’s it… It just turns into the biggest beach orgy of all time – humans being fucked by pig-aliens up and down the beach… I love it. I can’t stop thinking about it… The idea of being on that beach… Mounted and pounded by one of those aliens…”

And then we’re back looking at Hanna – her nipples standing proud in her white dress, her hands on her boobs, fingers/thumbs pinching and stimulating them… She’s clearly very excited to be telling this story – but not like she’s turned-on, more like she’s describing her favourite film…

“But I’m in the middle of all this, and I’m watching people being raped left, right and centre, and I’m just waiting my turn… And I can’t wait… I’m not going to resist… I’m fucking horny for the lot of them… I’ll take all of the alien spunk! I can’t wait!!” She smiles at the thought, her big chin sticking out.

It’s at this point that Jenna steps back into shot… Standing her next to Hanna is another case of visual cruelty – reminding everyone of just how plain our guest is. Even her impressive body looks somewhat average when standing next to our amazing American host.

“Tell me, Hanna… How long have you had this fantasy?” Asks Jenna.

“Well… I can’t remember how long I’ve had it… I know it started out as an invasion fantasy, on a family holiday on this beach… But I can’t remember when it changed from scary aliens shooting everyone, to ugly aliens impregnating everyone… It’s been years though.”

“And the aliens, have they always looked like pigs?” She asks, referring back to the animation we put together earlier.

Hanna smiles, her jaw jutting out again. “They sort of evolved into being fat and pink… Fleshy things… I just thought of them as something no one would ever want to have sex with… But I… I wanted to. Then I was watching your show, and I saw someone having sex with a pig, and it was like – I can make my dream come true… And I had to apply to be on the show.” She blushes, dropping her head. “I feel dead silly… Such a geek!”

Jenna puts an arm around her guest, pulling her in side-to-side, “Geeks deserve to have their fun too… Come on… Let’s go find your alien…”

Hanna nods, and we cut to…

A huge, fat, pig. Pink and round bellied. Snuffling around and grunting in the dirt. If there’s an animal anywhere in the world that’s less likely to turn a woman on, it’s hard to imagine what it might look like.

We cut to a wider shot to see that we are in a dark steel shed with concrete floors and breeze-block pens. We can hear the snuffling grunts of other pigs, the rasping, breathing sounds of livestock – and then we see our ladies… Blonde host and brunette guest, standing outside the pen containing our big pink star. Hanna, still in that sheer white dress, is stepping into the pen with the beast, allowing Jenna to close the gate behind her.

She walks over toward the pink creature, bending forward a little and reaching down with both hands so he can sniff at her fingers, that wide-jawed smile still making her chin look huge.

The animal raises his head as she approaches, and takes a couple of steps toward her… She stops in her tracks, gasping and smiling again, then raises her hands, “I surrender… I surrender…” and a little giggle.

We cut back to the fat pig waddling toward her, snorting at the floor – his trotters clicking and scraping on the concrete as he crosses to her… Stopping a meter short of her, for any particular reason, he’s just got no idea where he’s supposed to be. He stands there, head down, breathing hard.

Then back to look at Hannah, standing with a look of wonder on her face – like this is everything she had hoped it would be.

“Oh my fuck-king lord..!” Gasps Hannah. Her big tits rising and falling, nipples standing erect against the front of her dress, as she tries to remain calm. Looking from the pig to our camera, talking to the crew, giving us her best dirty-girl snarl, “I feel so fucking dirty… I can’t wait!!”

She bends forward, boobs hanging down in the front of the dress, the low cut front giving us a side-view as they hang, and it’s enough to distract us from that big-jawed face… She reaches out a little toward the pink monster, clapping her hands together to get his attention… And he responds, taking a few steps toward her… His trotters clicking as he approaches this curious looking new arrival… Raising his wet looking snout to snort at the air infront of her… Sensing the sex in the air.

She steps toward him, bending forward again to pat her hands on his back – slapping hard to get an idea of how solid he is… Feeling the bristly hair… Looking up at us and commenting, “He’s soooo big… Solid… Ugly… He’s like a fucking living, breathing, filthy alien monster!”

He stands still as she rubs her hands against him, shuffling around his side, moving around to his rear… Looking from him to us, licking her lips, playing the filthy slut… “Filthy…”

Dropping down to her haunches behind him, the hem of her dress rising over her knees, the sheer material bunching up on her lap, her legs looking strong and smooth… Her behind resting on her heels, bringing her face down to the level of his huge rear end, that cute little curly tail and the almost scary scrotum (all of which are currently caked in drying mud). Looking up at us again and snarling, “Filthy alien arse…”

She brings one hand from his back down to his huge ball-sack, gently stroking it, licking her lips again, cooing, “Ooooooohhh… Sooo big! Dirty fucking pig balls full of hot alien spunk!”

She leans forward, her long dark hair falling infront of her face, between her and the pig’s arse – she strokes it back behind her shoulder and holds it there, out of the way, as she moves closer, her head back so she can look into the camera as she sticks her tongue out and flicks it gently over the beast’s balls a couple of times… “OOoohh, he’s disgusting…”

We cut to a side-on shot of her dropping to her knees, bending forward onto her hands, her big boobs hanging down in her as dress as she gets comfortable, then shifts down to her elbows, tits swinging as she settles… As she’s getting into position, she reaches back, pulling and bunching the dress up around her hips… She’s looking toward us, telling us that, “The filthy alien is going to fuck me… And I can’t wait…” and then, almost under her breath, for her benefit rather than ours, “I’m such a dirty slut!”

The camera moves around so that we can see the huge pig waddling toward her… Head down, sniffing at the floor, leaving marks in the dirty on the floor, then reaching her and raising his head – leaving more snot on the back of one of her thigh… Sniffing at the crack of her pussy and arse, then slobbering on her arse as he brings his huge head up over her, pushing forward, his chin against the dress on her back, then his chest against her arse – and then a quick, ugly, heavy mount… We can see how heavy he is by how much her body sags under him, knees spreading a few inches, elbows pushing forward…

And he’s on her back, wrapping his front legs around her, his trotters catching on the white dress, ripping and stretching it around her, leaving long muddy marks on the sheer material… His breathing loud – but not as loud as her noisy gasped commentary, “Ooo-uuurrrgggg-aaaahhh, yaaaahhh… OOoooooohhh, monster on me… Fu—Fuccckk mee mmmooonnssttterr!”

She growls as she takes his weight, straining to support him, shouting “Ooooh yooouuuu dirtyyyy ccuuuuunnnttt!” at herself. Clenching her teeth and shutting her eyes tight.

We cut to their rear ends… Watching as he jerks his toward her, almost knocking her flat on her face each time he attempts to thrust… Making her swear, “Oooohh ffucckk mee… YYeesssss… Come onnnnn…”

His long, thin cock slipping out of his pupice – corkscrewing forward at her aging pussy, missing (too low) and finding the wide gap between her thighs…

They wait there for a few seconds – her waiting to be penetrated, him trying to figure out why this doesn’t feel right… Then he pulls back, one trotter catching in her dress and virtually shredding it down the side, giving us an even better view of her body inside… He clatters to the floor behind her and snorts, then stumbles a couple of steps back and drops his wet snout down behind her pussy and snorts at her.

The dress is hanging off her now, ripped and muddy, so she decides to remove it… Kneeling upright, grabbing the hem (which has fallen to the muddy floor as she moved upright), bunching it up around her hips and then pulling it up and over her head… For a brief moment her whole body is exposed – strong legs, slim belly, big boobs raised, but the dress covering her face and hair – and we suspect this is the best she will ever look in her life… Nature can be so cruel to some girls!

The dress off, now completely naked, we can admire her body and ignore her face… Even as she turns around and looks at the big pig beast, and urges him to, “Come ooonnnn…” – we’re looking at her big boobs and flat belly rather her big jaw and round face.

She drops back onto all fours infront of him – those big boobs now hanging down and swinging forward as she moves, completely uncontained by her dress, and looking fantastic… Another shuffle from the pig, moving forward to her arse, rising up and planting his front trotters on her back, the weight making her gasp and drop harder against her elbows and forearms…

The pig moves closer and harder against her, his front legs hooking over her shoulders – all of his weight (and that’s a LOT of weight) on her back, and begins to at her behind… Making her rock forward and grunt. Those boobs swinging under her.

We move in for a close-up of our guest’s pussy – with the beast’s pupice behind her, that long cock shooting out again – corkscrewing from within him and doubling in length from three inches to six, tapping up against her pussy lips, the tip of the cock poking between them…

Hannah squeals, “OOoohhhaaaaahhhh!” – and he knows…

One more shuffle and thrust, and he’s suddenly sinking several inches into her.

Girth-wise, he hasn’t got enough to give her any sensation of being filled up – but the sheer alien sensation of having a porcine penis inside her body is enough to mess up her breathing altogether. She’s on the point of hyperventilating from the second he penetrates her.

We cut to a wide shot, looking across at the lovers… The big pig lurching forward against our shapely guest, pumping his belly forward, stabbing into her pussy, pushing that long, skinny cock out into her. As his weight shifts on her back, she is rocked forward, her big titties swinging forward, her face twisting up from the strain of supporting him…

She moans, “Ooohh fuuuuuck meee… YYeeaaahhh… Stick it alllllll the waaaay up meeeee!”. Dropping her head, biting her top lip, then gasping again.

We move in close, up beside their rear ends… Staying low, watching that fat pig’s big belly pressed against her back, his skinny cock twisting into her, the first signs of wetness oozing out around the shaft – beginning to glisten up and down the pussy lips around it. Running down into her thick thatch of pubic hair. The shaft slides in, then slips out – bending and twisting as the beast continues to twitch its hindquarters.

Then we’re back around the front – looking front on at our guest, with the pig’s head next to hers… She’s looking at the floor, then up at us. The disgust is clear on her face, but she tries to disguise it as slutty lust…

“Oooooaaaahhh… I can feel your dirty spunk fill me up…” Then right into the camera, confirming, “I can feel his cum in my pussy… I fucking… Love it…” She can’t quite get it out in one go, choking on the words… Then turning her head to the side to look up at her lover’s head beside hers. The drool and snot ready to drip from his mouth and snout…

She pushes her head to the side, toward the beast, sticking her tongue out and trying to lick at the side of his mouth. Her attempt failing as Winston pulls his head away to the side, away from this strange feeling. Human tongue… We can almost see the disgust on his big face.

And then we’re back around at the business end… Watching his cock cork-screwing into her, cum now dripping from her cunt… Dribbling down, dripping on the hard floor between her knees. Getting faster now, a little gush after each pump of the beast’s cock.

Our host reaches down and places a squat square whiskey tumbler under the little waterfall of pig semen – catching it… The bottom of the glass covered very quickly.

Back in the wide-angle, we watch from the side – the big pig pushing down on her back, shuffling and lunging forward, hindlegs and buttocks tensing as he pushes deeper, rocking her forward, her tits swinging. He’s so big that it looks like her thighs or upper arms might snap at any moment… Even from this angle we can still see that long cock bending and twisting, screwing into her pussy…

She turns her head our way – as if she knows we’ve switched to this camera, and spits “CUNT!” toward us, then clarifies that, “I’m a dirty fucking – pig loving – cuuuuuuunnt!” – her facial expression suggesting she’s as disgusted by this as any of our viewers, but that she can’t help herself – and for the first time she’s admitted she’s fucking a pig rather than an alien.

We cut back around to her rear… Watching that long, skinny cock twisting in and out of her sloppy flesh again, bending at the end of each backward stroke, then stabbing forward, twisting into her – barely moving her pussy lips as it sinks back into her. Every one of those twisting thrusts is accompanied by a heavy rasping breath from the pig, and a light moan and more dirty talk from our guest… “He’s fucking me… He’s fucking more… Big, filthy, pig… Fucking this dirty, fucking, worthless, whore…”

And following each thrust – there’s a fresh dribble of frothy pig cum leaking out around his shaft, lubricating everything as it dribbles out, down into the glass between her knees. With all that weight on her back, our guest occasionally shifts to one side or the other, and Jenna has to reach in with one foot to move the glass with the tip of her shoe, making sure she doesn’t miss too much…

The brew in that whiskey tumbler is looking increasingly frothy, with a few little fatty blobs of ‘plug’ floating around in it. This jelly like substance is the semi-hardened cum that’s meant to form a seal to keep the sperm inside a sow – but a woman’s cunt, particularly this woman’s cunt, isn’t tight enough to be blocked by a little plug, so it just falls out to the glass below.

And then… Out of nowhere, that long cock recoils like an automatic tape-measure winding back into its reel… Slipping quickly out of her cunt and back into his belly. More cum leaking out after it, including a larger plug of semen that drops into the glass (which is now overflowing, sending murky white semen running down all four sides of the tumbler), making a little plop sound and making more of the sticky fluid over the edges…

And then the pig is dismounting, twisting sideways and stepping off her, dropping to the concrete, almost falling over as his trotters hit down. He gets his footing and turns away, click-clacking away over as if this dirty slut means nothing to him (because to him she’s just another whole to fill with his seed).

He leaves her with her knees on either side of that tumbler, and more pig jism that ever pouring out of her pussy and into it…

As he walks away, she turns to face him, calling out after him, “Take me to your leader… He can fuck me too!!”

She swings her backside down to the floor and sits upright, looking down from him to the glass full of his spunk – reaching out for it, then looking up to check, “Can I have that?”

Jenna notes that, “It’s all yours, whore…” – and our guest smirks as she picks it up…

Raising it to eye level, careful not to spill too much (although some of the thick mess overflows and runs down the side of the glass) as she and looks into the lumpy, milky fluid – swilling it around a little – then looking past the glass toward our camera and smirking. “I’m going to drink – aaaallll – of this filthy pig… ‘Alien’ spunk! MMmmnnnnnn…” and then licking her lips… Taking a very clear breath – as slutty as she is, this is still a struggle.

She brings the glass to her mouth, takes another breath, and then tips it slowly over her bottom lip, almost gagging, but continuing to tip it in… Her face twisting, her eyes widening as she drinks it – swallowing it bit by bit. Allowing a little to spill from the corners of the glass and her lips, letting it run down her big chin and over and down her long neck. She stops before the end of the glass, with around a quarter left… Breathing heavily, looking like she’s on the verge of throwing up, but doing her best to look happy with herself…

Kneeling on the floor, the glass in her hand almost empty, her chin soaked, with white fluid dripping to her chest, using her free hand to massage it all over her big round boobs, fake smile – talking the whole time, “Oooh, I’m such a dirty slut… Playing with that smelly alien cum… Rubbing it into my big tits!” and then moaning…

Then taking the remainder of the glass of pig cum and tipping it directly onto her tits, a thin stream tipping onto one then the other, with her other hand rubbing it in, making those tits shine… Nipples standing out like wet bullets. And then smiling again, taking another breath – and then looking off to the side, nodding and smiling – adding, “That’s it…” – as she rises up out of frame.

We cut back to our pig – her alien… Big and fat, just standing over to the side of the pen, as if nothing unusual has happened. He swings his head over toward us, raises it to sniff the air, and grunts… It sounds like a farewell, or a ‘fuck off’…

Then we’re back to Hannah, watching her half smile/half chuckle at his grunt… And then fading out for another show.

The screen now fills with video footage of Hannah sitting at a desk, in a baggy t-shirt, typing on a computer, a glass of milk on the desk beside her. She’s focussed on typing.

As she types, a caption appears at the bottom of the frame, “Since filming her scene, Hannah has been working on a novel called, ‘Alien Impregnation’. She claims to have no interest in visiting another pig – but admits that she has been ordering pig semen by the gallon ever since her appearance.”

As we watch she reaches out for the glass and brings it to her mouth to take a sip, almost gagging, but drinking anyway… And we realise this isn’t milk… She raises the glass to the camera, and we fade to black for another week.

S18:E04 – Francesca Beasant (57), from Southampton

This week’s show begins with us sitting on an unbalanced residential street – on one side, older terraced houses, nice but small – with small gardens behind low brick walls.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND.”

We pan across the narrow street as the caption fades, and see a wrought iron fence, then a strip of green grass, and then a four-storey high apartment block. It’s an old-style block – the first two floors rendered white, the upper two floors straight forward orange brick. All of the windows are double-door French window types, with more wrought iron fencing infront of the window, so that once the door is open you can’t actually step outside the apartment.

We fade in on one of these windows – which opens inwards to reveal our host as he steps to the wrought iron fence, leaning against it and looking down toward our camera position. White hair and a stocky build, dressed all in black – it’s the Motherfucker from Motherwell and he’s pretty much shouting as he announces his presence to the neighbourhood in a loud and clear Scottish accent…

“Hellooo, and welcome to another ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss… And this week, I’ve brought one of my amazing dogs all the way down to Southampton, to meet a lady who’s been waiting a fucking long time to have sex with a dog…”

His shouted intro echoes from building to building in the street before we cut to the inside of the apartment building – to a well decorated, antique furnished living room – looking at a heavily made-up older lady sitting on a delicate looking armchair, her auburn (almost certainly dyed) hair tied up behind her head, big earrings swinging from stretched lobes. Her dress (oh yes, she’s dressed up for up) is full-length and tight enough, with a low enough neckline that we can tell she’s in reasonable shape (for an older lady). Narrow features, a pointy noise, and a cocky, slightly slanted, thin-lipped smile… She’s a little scary – the kind of woman children might accuse of being a witch, but it’s a good kind of scary…

We move closer, getting a better view of the heavy make-up and the bad skin beneath it. She looks like she’s spent every spare minute she’s had under a sunbed. She’s so tanned that she’s almost orange. She speaks direct to camera, introducing herself in a slightly croaky southern accent, “Hello… I’m Francesca Beasant… I’m 57-year-old, I’m from Southampton, and frankly – I think it’s about time I had sex with a dog!!” She laughs at her final comment.

We cut to a shot of our guest on one side of the screen, and Andy on the other, with his dog sitting at his feet, looking in Francesca’s direction, and waiting patiently.

Andy turns to his guest, and asks (in his most cynical tone), “Right then… Let’s try this for another week and see if you’re excuse is better than anyone else’s… Why are we here today?”

She calms down and continues her intro, adding a little detail to her opening statement…

“I’ve always been secretly turned-on by bestiality… Even when it was just something you read about or heard jokes about, before you could get all these videos online… But when the internet got going, I was already married, with little children, but I would sneak online and watch some tart sucking a dog off, or taking it from behind, and I’d get ever so jealous…” She smiles like an embarrassed schoolgirl, hunching her shoulders up and giggling. Beside her, Andy wears a blank look and nods slowly, unimpressed…

She continues, “I always used to imagine it was me. I never told anyone, because I was quite ashamed really… Then the years pass, and you keep thinking about it, and thinking – one day… Maybe next year… Maybe the year after… One day, I’ll do it… Then I read in a magazine that 90% of women who are turned on by bestiality never actually do anything about it, and I thought to myself – I don’t want to be one of those dreamers… I want to live the dream, not dream about the life!!” She smiles again.

“So…” She continues, pulling her dress tight against her body to give a better indication of her physical condition. “… If this is acceptable…” She’s an older girl, too glam for her own good, but her body appears to be ‘acceptable’ – slim and firm despite her years. “Then I’d be very, very happy to come out of the closet – and show off my kinky doggy desires for all your viewers… And show the whole country that I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer…”

Andy looks her up and down, like he’s actually considering whether she’s good enough for his dog – before reluctantly letting her know, “Aye… I suppose you’ll do…” He turns to look down at his big black and tan German Shepherd. “What do you think, Butchy?”

On hearing his name the dog immediately stands and wags his tail, moving slightly toward our guest (but not passing Andy without permission). Andy smirks, “Aye, well, you were never that fussy… I suppose you can have the old slapper if you want…” – and then sitting back and waving his dog through…

The dog rushes across to Francesca, who leans forward to stroke his head and powerful neck – smiling as he tries to get at her, then leaning a little further forward, bringing her face down toward his, and pursing her lips as he licks at the open space infront of her mouth, only making light contact before she pulls back, half laughing…

We cut to a shot of her on her feet, with Andy sitting on the couch behind her, and Butchy circling her as she slips one shoulder of the dress off, then the other, and wriggles out of it – exposing the kind of classy, sexy black and red lingerie you would expect of a glamorous older lady.

She stares right into camera the whole time as she removes the dress, stepping out of it, showing off her tiny black panties, mid-thigh elasticated stockings, her high heeled shoes… Her belly is slim, but soft, wrinkled around the belly-button.

She reaches back and unhooks her bra, letting it fall away from her medium sized but soft and sagging boobs, then tossing it away to the side. Still looking at us, she reaches down and grabs her tiny panties, slipping them down off her hips and behind, down her thighs, showing off a narrow little strip of pubic hair. She lifts one leg, pulling the foot out of her underwear, then does the other, and tosses them off in the same direction as her bra.

She’s left naked except for the stockings and shoes, still looking into our camera with that know-it-all look on her face. She’s a confident bitch – obviously ready to impress. She gives us a little smile, then looks over to our host and asks, “What’s the best way to do this?”

Andy sighs, as if helping is a chore, “You can get down on your knees on the floor and bend forward over the couch to let him fuck you from behind, like a slut – or, you can get up on the couch and, just spread your knees until your pussy is low enough for him, and let him fuck you missionary style… Like a slut!”

We cut away to a shot of the big German Shepherd, his tongue hanging out as he pants excitedly, keen to get at the older lady.

Back to Francesca as she turns to face the couch and drops down into position – taking the “knees on the floor” option, beside Andy – then bending forward over the seat, her elbows out infront of her, one arm close enough to Andy’s thigh to make him shuffle a little away from her. She moves her knees up against the base of the couch and then sticks her arse out toward us – presenting a firm looking target, without too much middle-aged sag. She settles forward, her soft boobs pancaking against the firm cushion, and turns her head toward our host, looking up and asking, “Is this right?”

“Aye… It’ll do…” Nods Andy as he leans forward and gives his guest’s arse a firm slap, calling, “Come on, boy…” The slap is hard enough to make our guest jump, and familiar enough to make her smile…

We move around to the side and get a better angle on her as the dog hurries up behind her and stuffs his snout up between her thighs and sniffing/snorting at her old pussy, then slapping that long, wet tongue over her cunt – slurping between the loose lips, making a wide, sloppy pink groove between them…

Our aging bohemian guest can’t help smiling as she tries to control her breathing – her chest expanding and contracting, ribs sticking out, boobs pressed against the seat of the couch… She turns her head away from Andy, almost as if she’s trying to hide how much she’s enjoying it – but the sounds she’s letting out, little high-pitched squeaks, with each lick, give the truth away. She’s loving it. She turns her head back toward him to show off her smile… And Andy all but recoils in surprise at having a 57-year-old looking so happy beside him.

The big bad dog doesn’t wait to see if she likes it or not – all he’s interested in is how good it tastes… It’s amazing how much some dogs love the taste of pussy – they will lick anything, but with a pussy they will keep licking until you pull them away… And Butchy is one such dog. Lucky for Francesca! – because he keeps licking, over and over again, turning his head on one side and digging his snout in – slicing his tongue up between her lips, mashing them around, going deep – trying to lick deep INSIDE her, the front of his top teeth rubbing against her clit… It’s driving her wild!

We move around to the other side angle – looking across Andy’s lap at our guest – looking right into her red face. Her mouth is closed, lips tight, half smiling/half ready to scream… Straining as the pressure of the fire burning in her crotch spreads through her body… Trying to hold herself together to get the maximum sensation of her first ever dogasm… The tiny shake of excitement magnified by her swinging ear-rings… Letting him lick her snatch from behind – his long snout up between her old thighs… His tongue dancing… Her pussy somehow on fire despite being completely soaked.

She’s already beginning to shake, and her mouth suddenly opens, and she begins to let it all out… “OOOoooohhhh!! AAARRGGGHHHH!!! OOOOohhhhhHHHHh! Oooohhhh myyy fffuuuuggggiinggg Gaaaaahhhdd!” – shaking and jerking, cumming hard on the dog’s tongue, and he keeps licking…

Butchy spends a few more seconds licking her into oblivion… Pushing forward and threatening to mount her, then backing down and stuffing his snout between her thighs again, licking at her sensitive cunt again.

She just about spent, leaning further harder against the couch, but she has nowhere to go – she’s completely at the dog’s mercy… Ready to do anything he wants to do…

We all know what’s coming next –

The big beast stops licking again, and without any kind of a pause pushes forward again, up and over her back, his tongue still hanging out of her wide mouth, big yellowing teeth on display… Scrabbling forward to wrap his powerful front legs around her belly, gripping infront of her thighs, folding his front paws under her, pushing her chest harder down against the couch as his weight rests on her back.

Our guest barely has the energy to react, she simply lays forward against the couch – her mouth open, gasping for air like a fish on land as Butchy takes control. Andy spurs his boy on, “Go on, son… Just close your eyes and don’t think about what you’re fucking…”

The dog’s eyes are wide open – he doesn’t care that she’s older, or that her skin looks more like leather than flesh… He’s already beginning to pump at her from behind, the tip of his cock banging up against her pussy – poking between her lips, and almost immediately slipping inside and sliding home… Then out, then back in, growing and quickly going deep… And now he’s fucking her for real…

“Oaaahhh! Oh maaa ggaaaahhhhddd!” She gasps, lifting her head up and showing us her joy… Then confirming, “He’s fucking me!” Her mouth hanging open for a second, face registering pain, and then repeating – in case we hadn’t noticed, “He’s fucking me! Oh God!!”

There’s an unmistakeable smile behind the shocked expression… She definitely likes it.

We cut to a side angle, watching as the big dog gives her the ultimate speed fuck… Holding tight and pummelling her from behind, her soft boobs mashed against the coach, wobbling as the beast pounds into her. The weight of the dog, and the power of his thrusts combining to drive her forward. The sturdy couch, anchored by our host beside her, absorbing all of the energy – giving her nowhere to go… So she just has to take it all… Thrust after thrust – her mouth open, turned up at the corners, taking short breaths and letting out loud “Uggh” sounds on almost every thrust as she’s rocked against the furniture, her head shaking, ear-rings swinging…

We cut to a wider angle and watch as Butchy bashes into his bitch from behind, with Andy sitting right next to the old slut – watching, but seeming pretty disinterested. The beast bouncing feverishly against her arse, balancing from one hindpaw to the other, his front paws scraping down the outside of her thighs. Ruffling the top of her stockings. Rubbing down the side of her thigh, scraping the stocking, instantly laddering it.

Francesca looks equal parts hurt and frustrated by the scratching, plus elated by the big cock rifling in and out of her cunt. The “urgh” sounds from the fucking, mixing with “aahhh” sounds each time the paws scrape his leg.

The actual fuck has taken less than a minute before the dog pushes extra hard, and Francesca suddenly arches her back and lets out a gasp of pleasure… ‘Oooohhhh!’ She moans as she begins to shiver – pleasure rushing through her body and warming her through. She continues shivering throughout the next few minutes – her arms barely able to support her body even though the hairy beast is no longer into pounding her.

He stands over her, holding relatively still on her back, one hindpaw still in the air, scraping down the side of one thigh… Halfway down, then back up to her hip again…

She’s under him, filled with his cock, tied – waiting as the knot swells inside her… And there’s not a thing she can do about it other than wait, mouth open and eyes closed, letting the moment pass over her. Shivering.

The only thing she can do is move her hands… With all the weight against her chest, her hands are free, and she’s able to reach back and grab at his paws – loosening his grip around her hips, then reaching further to try and hold his scratching hindpaw off her thigh… She’s grimacing, showing off her teeth, and still gasping and moaning, “OOooohhhh”.

We see a close-up of the dog’s cock jammed in Francesca’s dirty old cunt. The knot inside. Locked in. His arse and balls pulsing as he sends his hot canine sperm deep into her.

Andy looks simultaneous proud of his boy, and disgusted with his guest. “Look at you, you dirty old dogwhore! What kind of woman are you?’

We cut to a wide-shot, now able to see Andy still sat beside them, one hand against his dog’s behind, half holding him in place, half pushing him into his bitch.

Francesca looks old and tired under him. Her flesh wrinkling under the dog’s touch and against the couch. Her age showing…

‘You fucking love this, don’t you? Dirty slut!” Taunts Andy.

Francesca turns her head to looks back up at him, trying to keep her face straight, nodding slowly – acknowledging what she is. Andy points toward our camera and tells her to, “Tell everyone at home that you’re a dirty fucking dogslut!’

Francesca turns slightly further, twisting under the beast so that she can look toward the camera, and half whispers, through the pain and excitement, “I’m a dirty dogslut!”

“Dirty FUCKING dogslut!” Corrects our host.

She takes a breath, clearly feeling that knot swelling inside, the pain… “I’m a dirty – fucking – dogslut!” Pausing, then adding, “I love it!”

“What do you love? Tell them exactly what you love?”

Francesca speaks, her voice cracking in the middle of the sentence, “I love being fucked by this… Dog…” Just confirming it out loud seems to make her shiver and smile.

“And what’s my dog doing right now?” Asks the Scotsman.

Francesca tries not to smile, but we can see she’s having fun, “He’s cumming in my tummy… I can feel his hot spunk in there… I love it!”

We cut to a close-up of Francesca’s pussy… Stretched out by the knot – holding position for a few seconds. Long enough for us to enjoy the sight, but not so long to let us get bored… Then, without warning, almost as if her confession means he need not continue – the dog backs away and his meat suddenly breaks free, causing her to squeal as it pops out, the shaft slurping behind it.

The wide side-angle again – no longer weighed down by the beast as he dismounts, she’s still resting on the couch, tits squashed under her down, belly in, legs shaking – beginning to change position as the dog wanders away… Slipping back and dropping from the couch, turning so she can rest on her arse with her back to the seat, her legs apart, one stocking at mid-thigh, the other around her knee, pink pussy on show – wet and completely fucked out.

Andy tells her to “Stay!”, in a very pointed, talking-to-a-dog manner, ensuring that she doesn’t slide any further back… Then calls to his dog, “Butchy! Here!”

Obedient as ever, the big German Shepherd staggers back to the pair of them, his big cock swinging under his hairy belly.

Our host grabs him by the collar and pulls him into position infront of the older lady, standing him with his rear end infront of her face, his big tail hitting her as it wags slowly. Andy hooks the beast’s big cock back between his hindlegs toward Francesca’s face. It’s fat and ugly, blood-gorged and glistening with her pussy juices and his own cum…

And Francesca can’t resist… Instinctively opening her mouth and waiting for the meat to be fed to her…

The dog knows the drill but he still looks back over his shoulder to watch what happens next.

“Beg for it…” Teases Andy, clearly enjoying herself, “Dirty slut!”

A squirt of watery cum shoots onto the girl’s overly made-up face as she begs, “Please can I suck his cock?”

Andy moves it closer, teasing the slut. “Who’s cock?”

Francesca leans a little closer, “The dog’s cock… Please let me suck the dog’s cock…”

Andy leans in closer, so close that the next jet of dog jism almost hits his face as well as Francesca’s, “Why?”

Francesca makes eye contact with her host and submits completely, “Because he’s a magnificent dog and I’m just a dogslut!”

Andy smiles and feeds the animal’s cock into the whore’s mouth…

Francesca sucks it straight into the back of her throat – not that she has much choice, because Andy pushes it right back into her and the couch means she has no way to get out of the way.

She swallows the whole thing up and there’s no gag reflex here, this woman could swallow anything! She holds it at the back of her mouth, sucking her cheeks in around the shaft… Holding it… Holding it… Holding it until she needs to breath, then opening her mouth around it and sucking in the air she needs before returning to the sucking action… This time she moves her mouth forward against his shaft, taking it even deeper, then pulls back, then again, little fast movements to jerk him off with her throat…

With her mouth full she can’t speak any more (beyond guttering choking noises), so our host fills the silence, “’Oh she loves it… The dirty fucking tramp..” Getting involved even though he looks as bored as ever.

More sucking – faster and faster, getting a little longer movement, an inch rather than a centimeter, her lips working that shaft, swallowing the little jets of cum the dog sends her way… Sucking deep, then out, sucking deep, then out… Moaning around it. Her ear-rings swinging as her head bounces, her soft tits dangling forward and swinging too…

She brings her hands up to support the boobs, squeezing them as she sucks. Smiling around his shaft as she pauses to catch her breath and glances across to our camera – then doubling her efforts having remembered she’s being watched.

Butchy looks very relaxed throughout, like this doesn’t bother him one way or another, his tongue hanging out and what appears to be a smile on his face.

As she sucks his cock, our guest moves her hand down from one breast to her pussy and starts to finger herself, wetting her fingers in her pussy and using that wetness to rub her clit (her other hand still squeezing and fondling her breasts).

Faster and harder, faster and harder, rubbing her clit whilst she sucks the dog’s cock… Pinching a nipple and pulling it an inch away from her tit, as she rubs her clit, and swallows the doggy’s dick… And then gasping… ‘OOOooooooohhhhhhh fffuuucccKKKKKK!’ as she settles back against the couch, letting the cock slips from her lips, and gasping. Thin dog cum dribbles over her wet bottom lip and down her chin as she shivers and shakes her way through the self-administered orgasm.

She leans back against the couch, writhing and gasping as the feeling rolls through her aging body.

We watch her laying back, breathing hard, wreathed in sweat for a few moments, her eyes open, staring toward the camera but not acknowledging it… Then pan up to see Luke stroking Butchy’s head, leaning forward to tell him he’s been a good boy, smiling at him as he looks at our guest. “I think you’ve given the old slut brain damage…” He chuckles. “But who would notice?”

We pan back to Francesca, looking exhausted, and completely fucked out… Face wet, nipples hard, pussy still on display… Breathing but showing nothing on her face… And we fade out for another show.

The middle third of the screen fills with a series of vertical images, evidently shot on an iPhone, of our guest, naked, on her knees, facing toward a yellow Labrador retriever… Then the same pose, with her leaning forward slightly toward a powerful looking Rottweiler dog… Then the same pose again, with her almost mouth-to-mouth with a muscular Pitbull…

A caption to the side of the image tells us that, “Francesca says that she had a simply delightful time on the show, and she can’t believe she waited so long to lose her doggy virginity… Needless to say, she’s doing her best to make up for lost time.”

More images show us her with other dogs, a Dalmatian, another Labrador, a Rhodesian Ridgeback… She’s always nude, always smiling, and apparently always keen… And on that note, and the thought of this filthy older lady having non-stop fun with multiple animals, we fade out for another week.

S18:E03 – Elaine Money (42), from Edinburgh

It’s picture-postcard, travelogue time as we take in a montage of the sights of the Royal Mile in the middle of Edinburgh. From the splendor of the Palace of Hollyroodhouse at one end, past the extremely modern looking Scottish Parliament Building, and all the way to the imposing Edinburgh Castle at the other, via a hundred little gift-shops selling everything from tea to tartan… Lots of tartan for the tourists.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in, “EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND.”

When the caption fades out we’re at a swimming pool, watching a woman swimming hard toward the end of the pool. Her form is perfect, she looks every inch the competitive swimmer. Powerful and smooth, sliding through the water, breaststroke. We watch as she completes a length, the performs a perfect kick-turn – then pull back to see our host walking along the side of the pool…

Brunette, attractive, very slim through the trunk, with almost comical bolt-on fake breasts (not huge, but incredibly round) highlighted by a tight bikini top, the tight high-thigh bikini briefs pulled so tight to her pussy that we can see some clear camel-toe. There’s no reason for her to be in a bikini, other than to let our audience see her in a bikini.

Beside her, her loyal partner – the big blue-grey Weimaraner, Logan – walks along the pool deck looking a little unsteady on the slick surface and a little confused by the pool.

As they walk, our host introduces herself in her famous high-pitched excitable sounding girly squeal… “Hi, I’m Renae Russell, and this is the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’…” She looks down to her canine lover, who looks up at her with lustful intent (she’s already half-undressed and he probably thinks he’s about to fuck her)… “And this is my wonderful Weimaraner, Logan… And this week, we’ve come all the way up to Edinburgh, in Scotland, to meet a special lady, with an interesting story, and a perverted desire…”

She turns and we look past her, back to the pool, and the approaching figure of our guest… The powerful swimmer from the opening shots.

She reaches the near end of the pool and rises from the water – lifting herself out with one smooth movement. Her body wide and powerful, not fat. Her boobs squashed flat against her wide chest by the overly tight one-piece swimsuit. She walks toward camera, peeling her goggles and swimming cap off. Her hair shortish and shaggy blonde. Her shoulders are wide, her chest big – nipples poking through the swimwear. She’s slim without being particularly narrow, with big powerful thighs and arse. Her swimsuit tight enough to also show the bulge of her pussy.

She speaks with a strong, but clear, Scottish accent. “My name is Elaine Money, I’m 42 years old. I’m a former British breast-stroke champion, and a member of the British Olympic squad for the 2000 Games in Sydney, and… I’m – VERY keen – to have sex wi’ a dog!”

We cut to a side-by-side shot of our guest with Renae – and it’s amazing to see how powerful and wide our guest is next to the slight little pornstar. Despite the muscles, she still has an attractive figure – although you wouldn’t want to make her angry!

As usual, Renae looks very excited to be presenting as she asks her opening question, “Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo, Elaine… Why don’t you tell us where this fantasy of yours comes from…”

Our guest launches straight into her answer, as if she’s been preparing her excuse for quite some time. “Well, I’ve always tried to channel my energy into sports… But like most sportswomen, I have very strong ‘appetites’…”

As she talks, we cut to footage of a much younger Elaine, with swimsuit and cap, taking up her position on the blocks at the Sydney Olympics. As she speaks in voice-over we watch her dive in and swim, ultimately placing 5th in her heat.

“I swam from about age 12 to 23, went to the world championships a few times and found out what international sports is really all about… Which is a lot of training, a little bit of competition, and every now and then an explosion of sexual insanity… The Olympic village was like a non-stop orgy with only the healthiest young people invited. I came 5th in my heat in Sydney, but I came 1st in the Olympic Village shagging competition… I had sex wi’ men from more teams than anyone else in the British squad…”

We cut back to Renae, an awed – slightly jealous – smile on her face… “How many did you fuck?”

Elaine looks quite proud as she confirms, “In the three weeks I was in the village, my total was 78 men from 48 countries…”

“78 men in three weeks… Wow…” Smiles Renae, genuinely impressed by numbers that not even she can match. She asks, “Any ladies?”

The Scots woman smiles as she says, “Only in threesomes and orgies… I wasn’t counting the women because I knew I wouldn’t be in the competition for that one…” She laughs. Pausing to collect herself, then continuing, “At the time you think you’ll do enough fucking to last you the rest of your life…”

We cut to another part of her story, “When the swimming was over I got married, had a baby… And tried to adjust to a normal life… But I still needed thrills…”

Cut to a shot of Elaine in her bedroom, standing in front of a full-length mirror, stark naked – posing and looking at herself, playing with her hair, covering her boobs, turning side-on… The hairless body is pretty impressive, except for the boobs, which without the support of her swimming costume are wide apart and droop down – the nipples almost pointing at the floor. They look a lot better when she’s got her hands against them, cupping and molding them – which she does quite a bit!

She continues her story, “This is where the dogs come in…” She smiles, a naughty little smile to herself as much as us as she poses, the timing perfect with what she’s just said. “I like dogs. I don’t know what it is about them, or where it came from, but I’ve always watched dogs and got a little buzz… I’ve never done anything about it though… But the older I get, the more I need a thrill… And they are the most thrilling thing I can think of…”

We cut to a shot of a man on the other side of the room, looking very much like Mr Average, acknowledging the camera with a little wave, before we cut back to Elaine posing, then back to Elaine…

“He wants me to have my fun… I told him I was thinking of doing this, and he was right up for it… I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression o’ him… He’s a good man. He’s pretty good in bed. It’s not about that… I just want to do something… ‘More’… Like…”

“A big fucking dog?” Suggests our host, which makes the Scots woman smile and nod.

She confirms, “Yeah…”, then continues, “It’s about… Erm… It’s about doing something really degrading… Really dirty… I’m proud of who I am, and what I’ve done with my life – and my body… I should be allowed to use it any way I like…”

Renae looks her up and down and jokes, “Well, I’m certainly not going to argue with you!”

Looking at us via the mirror as she poses again, casting her eyes down toward the dog at the back of the room as she cups her breasts one more time, trying to look at her absolute best for a moment, and stating confidently that, “I treat my body like a temple… But sometimes, ehh, you know, sometimes you have to graffiti the temple!!”

We fade through to a shot of her kneeling on the floor, with her feet and knees wide apart, thighs tensed – looking huge – as she reaches out to greet the approaching beast…

Stroking his big head, scratching the back of his powerful neck, her shoulders looking powerful, her arms bulging…

She’s looking down at him as he shuffles forward and leans into her – loving the attention, not at all worried by her size… He just wants one more second of that scratching action… Just one more…

Her other hand slips down to her left boob, cupping it, then pinching and pulling on one of the nipples. “Oh, we’re going to have so much fun together!” She whispers, loud enough for our microphones to pick up.

She leans a little closer, drops her head, purses her lips, makes kissing sounds – and waits for him to respond…

He does, stretching up and licking her mouth a few times. The sensation catching her off guard – making her pull a disgusted ‘Urgh!’ face, then crack into laughter, gathering herself… Then leaning forward again – opening her mouth wider, tipping her head toward him… Her strong neck tensed; powerful jaw locked – making sure she doesn’t pull away again…

He moves forward again, slopping his tongue over her chin and her mouth… With her slipping her tongue out to lick his whenever his kissing slows, keeping him interested… Smiling as his tongue slops in and out of her mouth. Her hands on her soft tits – cupping and squeezing, thumbs flicking over her hard nipples… Loving it.

Without warning, she lets herself fall backwards away from him – her abs flexing, thighs tensing… Then flipping from kneeling to sitting, knees spread… It’s an awkward move, but she somehow makes it graceful, like she’s posing – and she hits her intended pose at the end, with her pussy pushed forward and raised up – presented to the dog… Who switches from licking her mouth, to licking her pussy, without any pause for thought – making her gasp and fall back flat on the floor, squeezing those big tits hard.

She’s halfway between laughing and gasping as Logan works his magic on her. Fat, wet, pussy lips – mashed and soaked by the dog’s tongue. Over and over, again and again…

She arches her back – holding her big tits, pinching the nipples, head back against the floor, licking her lips and leaving her tongue out… Then letting out another gasp/laugh. She’s enjoying herself so much – it looks like she still doesn’t believe this is happening.

“Oh God… OOhhhhh, that’s amayyyyy-zing… That’s… OOoohh God…” She gasps, a smile so wide and strained that she looks like The Joker.

Her powerful body is already beginning to shake – especially her boobs, jiggling from her nipples that she’s still pinching and holding up, like stretchy jelly. Gasping harder as the dog continues to lick her.

The shake turns into an undulating bounce, pushing down with her feet, raising her pussy into the air, her muscular arse off the floor… The dog’s snout rising and falling with her cunt – keeping that tongue on, and in, her pussy… Licking her even as she begins to cum. Making her scream to release the pressure. “AAaaarrrggghhhhhh!”, her mouth wide but still twisted into an unmistakable, thick-lipped smile.

She flops back down, still pulling on those nipples, twisting harder – matching the intensity of the pleasure from her pussy with the intensity of pain from her tits…

She gasps in short breaths, trying to regain control of herself whilst her body continues to jerk. The dog licks for a few more seconds, then gets the hint that the moment has passed.

As the big beast stumbles away, our guest lays on her back, legs wide apart, her sloppy pussy spread wide open, fully exposed, glistening – her toned body still shivering and jerking, boobs jiggling like jelly… She’s breathing hard through a satisfied smile, and talking to the ceiling, “Oh… My… Gawd… That… Was… Amazing…” – breathing a little more, then raising her head to comment, right to camera, “I don’t think I even need the sex… That was more than enough for me..!”

A caption fills the screen, “Two minutes later…”

We fade back in on Elaine – down on her hands and knees – soft tits hanging down, swinging a little… Looking back over her shoulder to where Logan is stumbling around excitedly…

Her firm arse is pushed up and back, her back arched down – fat, wet pussy lips sticking out between her powerful thighs…

She reaches back with one hand, grabbing her thigh just below the buttock, and twisting it away from her pussy – opening up the crack of her arse and spreading her pussy lips wide in one movement…

The Weimaraner moves up behind her again, slops his tongue experimentally up between her thighs, over her pussy, through the crack of her arse… Then steps up closer and lurches up and over her big behind, hindpaws between her knees, front legs wrapping around her hips. Pulling close…

She squeals “Oh bloody hell…” as his weight slams down on her back… “OOoooohhhh!” – as he slips into position, his soft belly over her firm arse. Skin on skin… “EEeeeeeehhh!” as he begins to pump against her rear end, the red lipstick tip of his cock poking two inches out and stabbing at her pussy…

His back feet stomping around on the carpet between her knees as he searches for extra purchase, thrusting harder at her rear end… Rocking her forward against her elbows, her biceps straining to keep her steady – her soft tits hanging down and jiggling as she is pushed down toward the floor, nipples brushing the carpet…

We cut down to a camera held between her smooth thighs – watching that cock bang up against her pussy lips, the tip quickly finding them. Another couple of fevered thrusts and it’s at the base of the pussy, the almost open point – his target… And then – he’s inside…

“Ohhhhh… Wow… WOW!!” She gasps, “He’s in… He’s IIIINN!”

We cut down to a low-angle shot, looking up between her fat thighs, watching as his meat drives into her fleshy cunt… The length of his meaty shaft, covered in her pussy juices sliding easily into her.

It’s a big cock – but she’s got a big pussy! They’re made for each other – and they both know it.

Back in the wide shot, we watch as he pumps hard at her, leaning into her, his wide bulk pushing down on her back – but she can take it… Her head tipped back, turned half toward our camera, smiling and giving us a continued commentary about, “OOhhh, it feels lovely… It’s great… Oohhh, yeahh, yeaaahh…”

She takes his hardest fucking without showing any real strain – she’s just enjoying herself… Most girls struggle to handle a dog’s cock the first time, but for this slut it’s just a bit of sloppy, kinky, harmless fun… Her tensed thighs and biceps show just how hard she’s working – but she’s in control…

Laughing as her soft tits wobble and shake… She takes the dog’s best… His fastest, roughest, nastiest fucking action…

It’s intense – but as usual, it unfortunately doesn’t last that long. The side shots of her tits wobbling are so good that we cut the scene in such a way as we can watch this angle several times, tripling the fuck time to almost two minutes until…

Logan holds tight around his woman’s wide hips, leaning back and pulling himself in close… Tight up against her, pausing at the end of each stroke… Then suddenly stopping as he achieves his goal… Forcing that ugly ball of muscle into her hole, and keeping it there…

Elaine stops laughing – her eyes suddenly bulging as she feels something genuinely ‘big’ inside her… No longer just that massive cock – she’s dealing with the knot now!

“AAaaaaaahhhhhhh!” She sighs/moans, her forehead dropping to the floor, leaning against it… Her mouth open, gasping in air as she sucks up the pain of a fist sized knot, straining her flesh… Big cock throbbing within her… Shooting hot spunk into her… Setting her pussy on fire – making her whole body quiver. Her belly roll shaking, and those big boobs hanging almost against the floor, wobbling slightly, hard nipples touching the carpet.

The corners of her mouth curve upwards – even as she gasps through the pain, she’s enjoying herself… Without turning her head, she calls out to let us know, “Ooohhh… I can feel him shootin’ his spunk inside me… Oh I love this… I love this… This is bloody amazing…” She pauses, taking a few more deep breaths – every time she breaths in, her body moves, and so does the dog on her back – the movement making her gasp again, “Oh God… It’s sooo good!”

We watch her moving around under him, rolling her hips to increase the sensations inside her… Her head rolling back at the same time, her mouth opening wider… A slow moan as the dog holds tight to her behind…

We fade through to the same scene several minutes later… She’s now leant further forward, her firm arse higher, her thighs still bulging, the dog wrapped around her behind, they’ve stopped moving – and both of them look out of breath, but very happy with the way things have gone!

Then we cut down to the low-angle rear shot to take another close look at her snatch – the pussy lips stretched out, the dog’s knot is already half-way out, but doesn’t seem to be moving… They hold like this for a little while, until Elaine can’t resist any longer and begins to roll her hips again… And the movement is enough to make the rest of that knot pop loose… Drawing a loud sigh, “OOHHHHH!” from our guest – who reaches back quickly to jams her fingers around the base of the knot to make sure the rest of the cock stays inside her…

“Ooooh, dirty fucking slut… You don’t want to stop, do you…?” Renae comments from off camera.

Cum dribbles out around the shaft, running down over her fingers, dripping to the floor from her knuckles as the Scottish slut uses the grip to pump the cock in and out of her hole for a little while, dildogging herself – keeping the level of pleasure right up there… Drawing as much as she can from his member before jamming it deeper and holding it tight inside… But not for long…

We cut to a wider side-angle shot as she pulls the fat member from her snatch, keeping a firm grip on the knot as she twists around to face him… Her soft tits hang toward the floor, swinging as she leans forward – moving in close, her head under his belly, and taking the tool straight into her mouth – pushing it as deep as possible to the back of her throat, before closing her lips around the shaft, only an inch from his knot…. Sucking on it. Moaning at the taste – loving the sensation…

Renae sounds impressed, “Oh my fucking God! That’s a lot of cock to swallow!!”

She sucks slow and deep, moving her head side to side rather than up and down the shaft – keeping the whole length deep in her throat… We’re amazed she isn’t choking herself… Sucking, then letting her lips part so she can take a breath… Cum spilling forward out over her lip, dribbling down her skin – she brings a hand up, running her fingers over her chin, smearing the fluids back over her jaw… And sucking… Sucking deep…

Her wet fingers still hooked around the back of his knot, pulling the sexy tool into her mouth rather than her pussy – holding it deep… Easing the tip right to the back of her throat, opening her mouth wider and wider as she takes it deeper – demonstrating conclusively that she has no gag reflex… Pushing it several times in a quick stabbing action – her throat bulging on each pull, letting out a dirty wet clucking sound as she works the cock deeper than it should go with those fast little stabs… Pushing it in over and over until her lips are almost kissing his big knot…

“Oh myyyy Gaaaaawwwwd!” Gasps Renae, appearing genuinely impressed with this action.

She can barely move her mouth, but we see that she’s smiling around that cock… Holding it there – almost still… Second after second… Face turning red, eyes beginning to water… Longer… Then finally pulling the cock out – slowly, and carefully… Wet inch after wet inch, her head back, then the ugly flat head, with lines of phlegm stringing back to her mouth, snapping and dropping to her chin and chest… Leaving her looking slightly out of breath, wet faced (and tittied), and on the edge of laughter – very proud of herself…

“That was impressive…” Comments our host again from off camera.

Our guest smirks, “It makes me feel so slutty…” Then, bringing her free hand up to smear the phlegm around her tits, she confirms that, “I love it…”

Then she leans in again to suck the cock back into her mouth – now just mouth on cock as she releases the knot so she can play with those sagging wet tits, one in each hand, squeezing and rubbing them…

Sighing/moaning, “Mmmmmmmnnnn” as she sucks it deep… Pushing forward to take it as deep as she can (without pushing it in this time). Breathing hard around it, drooling saliva and dog jism… Moving her lips up and down the glistening, rock hard shaft…

She sucks for another thirty seconds, with Renae’s squeaky, and impressed, commentary highlighted what a good job she’s doing. “OOooooohhh… He’s a lucky boy… You’re a lucky boy!” – until she pulls it out for a second time… More phlegm stringing out, then – as she coughs – a gout of doggy jism spraying out of her mouth, then a semi-embarrassed, very-horny, cock-hungry expression on her face.

She’s wet-faced, over-heating, out of breath – but she looks like she’s about to go again… Only to be interrupted by Renae, pushing into shot, bringing her face up close to her guest, gasping, “Is this okay?” – and then launching into a fast and wet clean-up session, licking the Scottish slut’s chin, lips, cheeks, and nose, as well as planting a few quick kisses on her mouth… She’s quick, because she doesn’t want to interrupt the blow-job too much…

As soon as the last kiss is broken, both women turn their attention to the dog’s massive member… Both leaning into it and flicking their tongues over the flat head, Renae moving onto the shaft so that her guest can take the tip into her mouth again… Bouncing her head toward it, working the end this time, her lips wrapped around it, her tongue working it… Renae encouraging her to keep it up, “Yeeaaaahhh… Suck it… Suck it, slut!”

Elaine keeps going, acknowledging our host with her eyes, but barely pausing… Taking the cock deeper and deeper into her mouth, right to the back of her throat – slowly… Holding it there… Swallowing… The deeper she takes it, the less shaft there is for Renae to lick at, so she sits back and watches – and continues with the ‘encouragement’. “Suck that cock… Yeahhh, swallow it alllllll… Mmmmmmm… You fucking love it, don’t you..?”

And then, as the bodybuilder continues to suck, our host looks up from the action, straight into the camera, and says, “I think we’re going to be here for a loooooooonnnnngggg time… So, why don’t you all just… Fuck off?” – it’s said in playful friendly teasing way, rather than an aggressive, dismissive way – and it’s the perfect cue for us to fade out for another week.

The screen fills with video footage of Elaine in a teeny-tiny bikini, with make-up, big hair and a dark (fake) suntan, pumped up and out of breath, standing on a podium marked “2nd”, to her side on the “1st” podium, another extremely muscular, fake breasted blonde, beyond her on the podium marked “3rd” a black girl, also extremely muscular with a very square jaw. All three are smiling and proud of their finishing position.

A caption at the bottom of the screen tells us that, “Elaine says she no longer sees her competitors as rivals. She prefers to think of them as potential converts to the #UKofZoo cause.”

At this point we zoom in on Elaine’s pelvis, noting the doggy paw-print tattoos just above the line of her bikini. She’s not trying to hide them, proud to out herself as a dogfucker. Then we move aside to look at the winner next to her – noting fresh paw-print tatts on her pelvis, then to the other runner-up, seeing black paw prints on her brown flesh… We all know what this means…

We allow our audience to imagine the fun and games these girls must be having together away from their body-building activities – then fade out for another week.

S18:E02 – Carly Charvey (21), from Braintree

We begin this week’s show with a driving shot – moving through the wide and boring streets of a post-war suburban residential district. Semi-detached, two-story houses, one after another – behind boring front laws. The grass is green, but the skies are grey, as if Mother Nature herself just can’t be bothered to make an effort today.

A caption fills the screen: “BRAINTREE, ENGLAND.”

As the letters fade from the screen, we’re slowing down and turning off the street onto a side-road – a large real estate sign on the corner of the side-road reads, “RED ROSE DEVELOPMENT – SHOW HOMES NOW OPEN”

We drive for another ten seconds, and a couple of very new looking homes come into view, positioned on the edge of a large undeveloped area of land. A sign outside one of the houses reads, “SALES OFFICE”.

We pan around to the side of the two completed houses, looking at all of the vacant plots of land waiting to be built on – and see our big, fat host walking toward us, his slim and elegant Doberman by his side, almost prancing along over the empty ground.

Dennis introduces himself as he approaches, breathing hard as he walks – his gruff Cockney voice raised so we can hear him from a distance, “’Ello there… And welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your ‘ost, Dennis Baxter, and this is my mean muvva fucker…” He nods down toward the Doberman, “… Romeo… ‘E’s a fourth generation bitch fucker, and I’ve brought him up to Braintree today – to fuck this bitch!” He points to the side, back toward the show-homes – and we cut to…

Inside the sales office – a well-appointed living room full of modern furniture and ‘safe’ impersonal art on the walls, everything is very clean as the room is vacuumed on a daily basis and nobody is allowed to touch anything… Standing in the middle of the room is a slim young woman with long brunette hair, she’s attractive, with a wide mouth and big eyes. Dressed well in a figure hugging, knee length skirt and blouse under jacket combo, she seems almost too happy and full of energy to be real.

She introduces herself direct to camera in an impossibly perky Essex girl accent, “Welcome to Red Rose, I’m Carly Charvey…” She pronounced it Shar-vay… “And I’m a dirty little slut…” She leans forward a little as if sharing a secret, “.. And I want to fuck your doggy!” – and then a little laugh and a big smile.

We cut to a wider shot, now looking at two two-seater couches positioned opposite one another, with Dennis sitting on one, his legs open, belly almost hiding his crotch and he manspreads. Romeo sits on the floor infront of him, looking at Carly, who is sitting at the front of the other couch – sitting forward looking enthusiastic.

Dennis is a lot happier sitting than walking, especially sitting across from an attractive young woman like this. He asks her to, “Tell us a little bit about yourself…”

She answers very cheerfully, “Yeah… I’m Carly… I’m 21-years-old. I’m from Braintree, in Essex, and I’m a sales representative for Red Rose Developments… And I get turned on watching women ‘avin’ sex wif dogs!” She smiles broadly.

“Well, hello Carly…” Smiles our host, feeling very comfortable on the couch, “… Why don’t you tell us why you asked us to come ‘ere today?”

The brunette smiles again, then launches into an excited monologue, full of energy and fun, “Well, it’s the latest thing, innit? Everyone’s doin’ it… All my girlfriends love it… We all watch the videos and ‘ave a laugh… And they say they‘ve done it, or they want to do… So I fought, I can do it and be just another dogslut, or…” She leans forward, nodding her head to emphasize the ‘or’, then nods through her next line as if it’s a genius concept, “… OR… I can do it on the tele and be a FAMOUS dogslut… Because if you’re gonna be a dogslut, you might as well be a famous dogslut!”

She seems very cheerful. Having heard her excuse, we’re beginning to wonder how bright she is.

Dennis pushes on to find out, “So, you’re just doing this to be famous..?”

Still smiling, but now shaking her head, our gormless guest responds, “Nnaaaahh, it’s not JUST about bein’ on the tele… It’s about playing wif your beautiful doggy… And being wif ‘im… And everyone seein’ it!” She starts nodding, “Yeeaaaahhh… I suppose it’s mainly about everyone seeing me – and talkin’ about me…”

Dennis is going to ask another question, but another thought occurs to her, and she continues, “I’d love to have my old boyfriends, and my friends from school, and my old teachers, and my parents… Oh God, my parents…” She breaths hard, almost laughing out loud as she contemplates the idea of her parents watching her fuck a dog… “I want them all to see me do this…”

Dennis checks, “You mentioned ‘old boyfriends’… Do you have a boyfriend at the moment..? And if you do, what does he think about this?”

Carly smiles again, white teeth almost blinding us, “Ahhhhh… There’s no one special at the moment… I’ve been on a few dates, but I’m sort of ‘saving myself’ for this…”

This makes our host curious, shuffling to sit forward a little, reaching out to stroke his dog’s powerful neck, “How long is it since you had sex?”

Carly thinks for a moment, we can almost see the smoke coming out of her ears, “Aaaaaaahhh… It’s nearly a month since I had sex… And about two weeks since I sucked a cock!” She laughs at the thought. “That’s a long time… Wow… I can’t wait to do both with your boy… Can’t wait!” And smiles again, looking down at him, then leaning forward and reaching out to rub the top of his head, looking turned-on the second she makes contact, and laughing again.

“OOoohh… Two whole weeks without a cock in your mouth?” Marvels our host, “We better sort that out as soon as possible!” – this makes her smile again, then we cut to a brief montage of the ‘Sales Office’ sign being brought inside, doors being closed and locked, and blinds being closed over windows…

Then we’re in the kitchen, which is clean and bright, with large white tiles on the floor, high quality cabinetry, and stone benchtops – but by far the most attractive feature in the room is our guest – who is already stripped to her underwear, a brief pair of red panties and a match red quarter-cup bra that leaves little to the imagination. Her body is very slim, nicely toned and reasonably tanned. Flat belly, long legs, and cute fist-sized boobs.

She’s still smiling and chattering as she addresses the dog, her face toward him, her eyes flicking to our camera… Definitely playing things up for the audience at home, “’Ello dog… I’m your little slut for today… Do you want to fuck me?” She reaches out to stroke his head and neck again, “Please!” and then laughing again.

Romeo stands, wagging his tail slowly – looking unsure of himself… Not sure of his surroundings, or when he’ll be allowed to jump on this slimline bitch.

Our guest steps a little closer, bare feet on cold tiles, and drops to one knee, reaching forward to stroke down the dog’s neck and back, running her fingers through his short hair, over his powerful muscles… Talking to him, “Do you like sluts? Do you like tight human cunts? Eh?” as she continues to stroke him, “I’ve got a nice cunt for you…” Then remembering the cameras and raising her voice a little, “I’m your cunt… Do you like that?”

She shifts forward, leaning over the dog, her tits almost spilling from the cups of her low-cut bra as they push against his back – she reaches around him and under his belly, taking hold of his sheath. No shame, no nerves… Just a dirty girl having some fun. She begins to rub it up against his belly, her touch making him immediately begin to thrust at her hand. She cracks a little smile, unable to hide that she likes this… “Do you like THAT?”

Still smiling, proud of herself, she looks up at the camera again, then over to Dennis, who’s sitting to the side on a dining room chair. She continues to rub the dog’s sheath and snarls, “You see this… Dirty little slut playing with your dog’s cock… Do YOU like that?” Everything she says seems to be delivered on the edge of an excited giggle.

Our host says, “We’d like to see you on your hands and knees, with that bad boy fucking you… That’s what we’d like… But what would you like?”

There’s a short pause whilst Carly continues to rub the dog’s sheath against his belly, chewing her bottom lip as she decides what she wants – then she stands upright again and begins to reach around behind her back to unhook her bra, but Dennis interrupts…

“Leave them on, darl… They’re cute!” It’s very rare that we allow/encourage a guest to leave any clothing on, but Dennis seems taken by her particular look (and the panties and bra really aren’t covering much anyway).

We cut to a shot of her positioning herself on her hands and knees on the hard tiles, her firm little arse up in the air, panties tight against her little behind, settling forward, her boobs almost popping out of her bra, her long hair hanging down over her face as she looks down at the floor between her hands. She lifts one hand off the floor to sweep the hair around to the far side of her head, making sure we can see her clearly… Good girl!

“I wanna get fucked by the dog… I want him to fuck me hard…” She snarls, “Like a dirty little slut…”

The sleek beast is on his feet, circling around behind her, the tip of his heavy cock poking out of his sheath – nicely stimulated by her rubbing and ready for some deep penetration…

She reaches back between her thighs and hooks the gusset of her red panties to one side of her pussy… Then returns her hand to the floor and waits for the beast to mount her… She looks like she’s ready for it – but when it comes, she’s not… Unlucky for her, because he isn’t stopping… Turning without warning, he moves quickly up to her side and lurches up, mounting her at a ninety-degree angle to where he needs to be, one paw over her back, the other kind-of holding around behind her little arse, and he immediately tries to fuck the fold between her pelvis and her thigh… Almost knocking her over in the process… Making her squeal and laugh at the same time.

He realises his error, and staggers his rear legs sideways, swinging around behind her, front paws scratching at her back as he repositions and lines himself up properly – his growing cock now stabbing at her pussy lips. It’s a moment that demonstrates just how well trained he is – how he values staying on his bitch so that she has less chance to change her mind…

She gasps from the shock of the mount, then regains her composure and continues her dialogue, “Come on… Fuck me… Go on…”

Her cocky attitude changes suddenly as he penetrates her – stabbing hard into her… Stopping dead for a second, and then launching into a high-speed, hard-fucking routine…

She’s silent for the first few seconds of the fuck, holding her breath and turning red, then recovers some of that attitude – remembers to put on a show, gasping, “UUhhh, fuck me… Fucck… Mee.. Fuck meee…” – trying to sound like she tough and in control, but coming across as just another little slut on the end of a serious dog-fucking!

We cut to a side-angle, slimline bitch on her hands and knees, her whole body being rocked forward by his every thrust, her tits hanging down, being shaken forward out of her bra, shaking like crazy… Her mouth open, teeth bared as she continues to gasp and swear through the action. “Fucking do it… Fuck me… Give it to me!! Ohh!”

Romeo continues giving it to her… Holding tight around her tight body and thumping into her from behind, pumping deeper and deeper. Her gasped taunts becoming increasingly strained. “Ohhh… That fucking cock… Ooohhh… That’s…. Oooohhh!”

We cut to the low-angle – looking through his hind-legs, up between her slim thighs, and watching his cock slipping in and out of her pussy… Labial lips bending and spreading around his shaft, the gusset of her panties to one side. A few spots of cum already beginning to leak out and splatter around on the tiles below her as her body is bashed around.

We can hear Carly moaning, still gasping – “Aaahh, fuck… Fucck… Me…” Catching her breath and adding, “Fuck my cunt… Yeahh! Fuck it!”

We cut back to the side angle as the Doberman continues to hammer into her… She’s gasping… Her titties jiggling… Obviously struggling to support his weight on her back, and to absorb the power of his thrusts…

Her face turning red – the strain of the fuck, the weight of the dog, the pain from her pussy… The shame of it, the excitement… All those sensations piling on top of each other… Slapping one hand on the tiles, balling her fingers into a fist – her mouth open… Eyes wide… “OOoohhhfffffffuucccckkkkk!” – looking like her head is about to explode… Holding it for a moment as the dog slows to a stop on her back, holding tight around her middle, leaning into her rather than pounding. Tight against her… His thighs so tense they look like they will burst…

Then the magic word, squealed, “Ccccuuuuummmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnnn’…” – and we notice that her whole body is shaking, almost imperceptibly – but a definite shiver… Sweating… Glowing… “Cccccuuuuuummmmmmiiiiinnnnnnnn’”

We move down behind them, looking up between his widely spread legs, and between her smooth shaking thighs, to see his cock – buried deep inside her, her pussy lips flared and spread around his knot, which is inside her cunt, just out of view… Her cunt shaking just a little as waves of pleasure spread from around the knot, throughout her body.

Above and behind the action, Romeo’s big balls are hanging down, still looking heavy and full… And above them, his arse, already swelling and puckering, throbbing once per second as he pumps his semen deep into this pretty young bitch…

And our guest is moaning under him, still cumming herself as she tells us, “Oooooohhhh… I can feel him cumming… I can feel it in me… I’m such a dirty bitch… Such a slut… Doggy filling me with spunk… Mmmmmm…”

As she talks, she rocks her pelvis up and down, making that big knot move around in her tight twat… Drawing extra pleasure from the pain and discomfort… Writhing under and against it…

Still swearing, but moaning as she does it… “OOOoooaaAAAHHH… MMmmmmmm… Fucccking yeaahhh… He’s cummmiiiinnngggg… I’m cuuuummmmiiiinnnnggg…. Cuummmmmiiiinnnggg on his biiiiig fucking doggy co-ooo-oo-ck!”

The joy of simultaneous orgasm with a beast. A rare but beautiful moment.

We cut back to the rear view – watching that knot pull her pussy around… A rim of glistening flesh around the bulbous hunk of hard flesh – cum leaking from her cunt oh-so-slowy… He’s big, and she’s tight, it’s just tiny little amounts of dog-sperm oozing rather than leaking.

Still swearing and moaning, “OOoohhhffffff ffucckingg doggy cocckk! MMmmmmmm… I can feell it… I’m… Mmmmmmmm… I can feel it… MMmmmmmmmm… OOoooohhhh…”

We cut back to the side angle so we can see her on hands and knees, bucking her hips slowly, twisting her pelvis – with the dog holding tight on her back, moving up and down as she moves… Her titties hanging forward from her bra, her belly flat but still shaking… Her head facing the floor, giving us a perfect profile of her face as she gasps and swears – losing herself in the moment…

We cut to a longer shot, from the other side of the kitchen – well back from the action – taking the chance to see her slight frame crumpled on the floor beneath the beast… She’s totally overpowered, unable to do anything but soak up all that dog-cum… She looks exhausted… Completely fucked-out… Still swearing, but it’s down to a whisper we can barely hear anymore, “Dirty… Slut… Mmmmm… My cunt…”

To her side, Dennis is sitting forward on his chair, looking down at the action, then up toward our camera – winking at us and mouthing a clear, “Wow!” – he’s obviously impressed by what he’s watching.

Then we’re back to watching the dog and his bitch up close… The two of them are locked like this for almost ten minutes – but we shorten that to just a couple, because whilst it’s an amazing feeling for our guest, and it’s always good to see a young woman impaled on a doggy-dick – there’s not much ‘action’ for casual viewers to watch.

We cut back down behind them to see the cock in cunt, and the knot straining her lips… And we show another side shot, with the dog on the bitch’s back, and there are a couple of close-ups of her young and sweaty face too – wide mouth hanging open, white teeth bared… We edit ten minutes down to one as she winds down from orgasmic, to exhausted, looking completely satisfied, breathing hard…

We cut to a rear view of the dog’s wide behind wrapped over her arse… Looking up between his hindlegs, between hers, to get a clear view of her young cunt still wrapped around the beast’s fat knot… Or ‘most’ of the beast’s fat knot – part of it has already worked its way out of her… The rest is slowly following it. Slipping… Sliding… Her pussy stretching, widening… Slowly… Cum leaking, then squirting a little…

She gasps… The movement of that knot seems to be a little more than she’s comfortable with…

And then, just when we think it will never come all the way out – it does… A bulbous ball of gristle pulling through her pussy lips, which close up quickly around the shaft as it slips and slides out of her – well lubricated by her juices and his cum, which dribbles out of her distended lips after the cock has flopped free.

Romeo pulls back and away from his bitch – dismounting and stepping away… Turning around and returning to the scene of the crime, dropping his big head to sniff at her sloppy pussy – then swiping his tongue over the wet hole half a dozen times…

She reacts like it’s soothing rather than pleasurable… Head back, almost smiling… Her big smiles returning as she drops the dirty talk for a second and notes that, “That makes a nice change…” as she takes pleasure from his wide tongue rather than the pain from his thick cock.

She lets him lick a little longer, soaking up the pleasure… Looking prettier again now that she’s started to relax – the harsh edges melting away as she smiles… Shifting her knees a little wider, dropping her belly to bend her back and push her pussy out between her thighs – offering up more to her lover – beginning to snarl, getting back to her ‘performance’, “OOooohhhh, yeahhh… Lick my cunt… Licky my cunt and then I’ll sucky your cock!”

The dog keeps licking, cleaning up his own juices as they dribble out of her… He shot plenty in there, so it’s taking a while for it to drain out – and the dirty little slut is enjoying every bit of it. “Oooh, lick it… Mmmmmm… Lick my cunt! Lick it…”

Her breathing speeds up, and the tone of her voice rises, as the beast continues to enthusiastically lap at her twat – his long tongue sliding over and between her pussy flaps… She’s still talking dirty, but it’s a struggle because the intensity of the moment is rising to fever pitch…

Her face turning red, her eyes beginning to bulge, she gasps, “UUhh… Make me… Cuuuuuuuummmm…” – and looking at her reaction, the bucking of her hips back toward him, the pressing of her tits into the floor, the mouth hanging open – we’re guessing that he is… The lucky bitch is cumming for the second time.

Her thighs are the real give-away though… Shaking… Making her little arse jiggle… And then giving way under her, knees sliding apart, feet pushing backwards until she’s flat on her belly, on the tiles, her voice wobbling as she moans, “Ooooooohhh… Fffffffffffuuu-uuuu-uuuu-ccck!”

Still shivering with the dog standing over her – his big cock still very visible, hanging down between his hind-legs, looking fat and heavy.

We watch her laying there for a few seconds, then hear our host chuckling, “That’s your first sex in a month… Now how about getting a cock in your mouth for the first time in a fortnight!” – and we can see the smile as she thinks about it…

Cut to – our guest her on her back under the dog, her head between his hindpaws – her mouth under his big dick… Raising her face to meet the meat… Parting her lips and taking it inside.

We can hear Dennis, off camera, encouraging her, “Yeaaahh… That’s good… That’s it…”

Her lips form a neat “O” around his shaft, and she begins to bounce her head under his belly, slipping several inches of his hard cock into her mouth, sucking and slurping on it and pulling back leaving a glistening pole behind… Up and down, up and down… Wet and fast… Bursts of half a dozen, then a dozen, then another half dozen strokes… Aggressive and hungry… Dirty.

Her eyes occasionally flicking sideways toward our cameras – making sure we’re still catching this, because what’s the point in sucking a dog’s cock if the moment isn’t being caught on camera for the world to see?

Dennis comments that, “I could tell the second she said she’d sucked cock but wasn’t in a relationship – I knew she’d do a good job… Look at her, she fuckin’ loves it!”

She keeps going, sliding up her mouth and down his shaft non-stop for a minute before she pulls back, letting the end of the cock rest on her face, squirting watery cum against her skin as she looks toward the camera and snarls, “MMmmmmmm… I’m such a cunt… Such a dirty fucking cunt… Dog-cum in my mouth…” She makes a big deal of swallowing whatever is in there, then adds, “Swallowing dog-cum like a slut!” – then licks her lips and goes back to sucking that cock, bobbing her head hard and fast up toward his belly, the cock disappearing deep into her mouth on each stroke.

Another dozen thrusts and pulling out again, “I’m such a lucky slut… Such a lucky little slut…” – and then she’s sucking again…

Another dozen thrusts up toward his belly, then a quick pull back, a slow, forced swallow, a gasped breath, and, “Ooooohh… That cum tastes sooooo nasty!” She pauses, a smile flickering on her lips, then adding, “Good job I’m such a slut!” – and then she’s sucking on him again.

Above her, the sleek black Doberman appears almost embarrassed by her behaviour – looking away from her, around the room at our various camera-crew members.

And then a graphic close-up of Carly’s lips as she slowly draws his cock out of her mouth… It seems suddenly much softer… Like he’s lost interest… She lets her wet lips smack together at the end of each stroke – then parts them and waits to see if anything else squirts at her… Then moans, “OOooooooohhh… No more cum…”, and gives us an overblown frown. “Oh well… I obviously don’t deserve any more yummy dirty dog cum…” She licks her lips again, letting herself fall back from his shrinking dick to the floor… “I’ll just have to find another dog!” She pauses. “Once I’ve caught my breath!” – and then she smiles, an almost cute smile – the slutty ‘act’ over, and she’s back to being a fun girl, no longer showing off.

We pull back from her, seeing the dog still standing over her, not sure what to do next. Her toned and tight slim body under him, chest heaving, little tits rising and falling, partially supported by the bra that’s still pointlessly attached around her chest, her face red and sweaty. Then down to her pussy – exposed and wet.

We pan up to Dennis, sitting forward on his dining chair, big belly hanging down between his thighs, looking down at the girl under his dog, then up at the camera and telling us what we already know, “There’s nothing more beautiful than a gorgeous young woman after she’s been fucked by a dog!” Smiling, then adding, “Prove me wrong!”

We pan back to her, still elated and out of breath, smiling up at us and giving us a little goodbye wave as we fade out for another week.

The screen fills with an image of young Carly, back in her work clothes – neat skirt, tight blouse and jacket. Looking marvellous, standing outside the showhouse, holding one arm back toward the houses now under construction behind her.

We close in on a street sign on the street corner behind – it points one way to, “Carly Close”, and at right angles to that, down “Canine Court”.

A caption at the bottom of the screen tells us that, “Carly’s appearance on the show lead to all of the houses in the development selling out in record time. The developers even decided to name part of the estate after her. Carly claims that there’s no truth to the rumour that she offered a private show for each buyer.”

For many of our guests, their experience can be personally rewarding but damaging to their employment – so it’s nice to have an episode which has positively impacted her career.

S18:E01 – Freya Barker (53), from Cardiff

A new series, begins exactly the way the last series began… More slice of life scenes of the UK… This week we’re sitting on a grim looking housing estate. Tall concrete towers with little square windows lurch high above us. We’re pretty certain that they are as ugly inside as they are outside.

We pan away from them to see that we are standing on the side of a busy dual carriageway. An ugly concrete bridge crosses the road, it’s covered in graffiti. We close in on one scrawled message in particular – a tag that has become increasingly common around the country, “#UKofZOO”.

A caption fills the screen, reading, “CARDIFF, WALES.”

We pan back from the bridge, and up onto one of the ugly concrete towers… And there’s a familiar figure walking out of the entrance – coming toward us with a solid looking Rottweiler at her side…

And what a figure it is… Long legs coming from a mini-skirt that barely covers half her thighs. Narrow middle. Top heavy with perfect breasts that threaten to burst from the front of the dress… Then there’s the square jaw, the white teeth, and the immaculate platinum blonde hair… Beside her, that dog is almost as perfect as her – but in a completely different way. As beautiful and slender as she is, he’s wide and muscular. She’s blonde and lightly tanned, he’s black haired and rough.

As they approach, he looks up at her and she talks – in her mid-western American drawl, laid back and friendly, “Hiiiii, petfans… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, former Playboy Playmate of the Month, Jenna McCartney, and we call this monster…” She looks down at the Rottie, then confirms, “… Tank! And this week, I’ve brought Tank down to Cardiff, in south Wales, to test out the theory that big is beautiful…” She smiles, more toward the dog than us, and then we cut to:

Inside the tower block, in the small kitchen of a small apartment… Our guest has her back to us – and let’s just say we can’t see too much of the kitchen beyond her!

She’s wearing a slip/singlet that seems far too delicate for her – especially the little string shoulder straps. Her large, soft, rounded shoulders and arms exposed and pale, the rest of her body wrapped tight in the sheer fabric. A tight mini-skirt is wrapped around her wide hips and big behind (it might actually be a loose skirt, but on her everything is tight) and comes down to the middle of her thick thighs, just high enough that we can see the tops of her elasticated hold-up stockings. She’s made an effort, but this is a woman who will definitely only appeal to plus sized fans… And it’s a big plus sign!

She turns to face us and flashes us a wide, soft smile… Her front somehow appears to be even wider than the rear view… Her face is round, with big cheeks and a heavy jaw, her boobs strain the front of the slip – they’re not particularly huge, actually they are almost small relative to her hips. All in all, she’s maybe a portion of chips away from being morbidly obese!

She faces up to our camera and introduces herself in a surprisingly soft and quiet, almost shy Welsh accent, “Halloa… I’m Freya Barker… I’m 53 years owld… And I’m from Cardiff, in Wales…”

We cut to a two-shot of our guest standing with our host. Our guest is the same height as Jenna, but twice as large in every other direction – wide, thick, around, etc. Throughout the following sequence she looks at Jenna, sizing her up, looking her up and down, and licking her lips between answers and as Jenna is talking, looking for all the world like she’s considering eating the American…

Jenna raises her microphone to begin her interview, asking, “So, Freya, why don’t you take a minute and tell us why we’re here today?”

Our guest answers confidently, but quietly, in that soft voice. “It’s for my husband, you see… We’ve got a very good marriage, but we do have a few problems… In the bedroom, you know… I’m not the pretty little thing I used to be…”

We can tell that Jenna is finding it hard to believe her guest was ever a particularly ‘pretty little thing’…

She continues, “… and I don’t think I turn him on the way I used to… The only way I can make him cum these days is if I put UK of Zoo on when we’re ‘avin’ sex… Or if I tell him to think of me with a dog… I don’t mind what he’s thinking about – just as long as he’s with me.”

Jenna nods, finding it easy to believe that the Welsh giant doesn’t do it for her husband anymore. “Do you think that having sex with a dog will relight the fire in your marriage?”

Freya is nodding as the question is asked, and answering as soon as the question finishes, “Oh yes… For sure… I know, 100%, when he sees me with a dog, he won’t be able to control himself. I can’t wait to put the show on for him. I’m sure we’ll watch it all the time.”

Still nodding, Jenna smiles, and asks, “I suppose the biggest question is, do you think you’ll enjoy it?”

The big girl blows out a lung full of air and shrugs, “Well, how can I not enjoy it..? It’s sex, and I love sex… It’ll be fast and hard, and enthusiastic – I haven’t had that for a long time!” She smiles as she thinks about it. “I’d imagine it would be quite good, yes… I’m already quite turned on!”

“And do you think, if it feels as good as you think it will, that this could become a regular thing for you?”

This time Freya reacts with a little shake of the head as she laughs. “Oh, I don’t think I’m that kind of girl… Once will be enough… Then I’ll have my video I can watch with him… And he should be interested again.” She pauses. “Maybe we could arrange something special for his birthday or something!” – and she chuckles again.

The way Jenna nods and smiles suggests that she doesn’t think Freya knows what she’s talking about. “We’ll see… There’s not too many of our guests who only do it once!”

The two women pause, with Freya smiling and then biting her bottom lip a little to show her anticipation… Then mix through to a shot of her in the bedroom… Kneeling on a queen-sized bed, her knees sinking into the mattress. Peeling her top up over her head to show off her large breasts – they’re large, but not in proportion with her wide belly and even wider hips.

She’s looking off to the side of the bed as she runs her hands down over the soft boobs, over her big belly, and down to her mini-skirt, which she bunches up around her hips, turning it from a skirt to more of a belt, and revealing that she’s wearing neither panties nor pubic hair! Completely shaved so that as she settles back down onto her wide behind, her chunky thighs spread, we’re looking right at her fat, old pussy – which looks very soft and extremely fleshy.

We see her reacting to the dog’s arrival before we actually see him arriving – a broad smile, and a shiver as she leans forward to greet him as he bounds up onto the bed…

In previous episodes, our Rottie friends have always been somewhat intimidating – looking likely to dominate and damage our guests… But this week, confronted by this large lady, he doesn’t seem nearly as much of a threat!

That said, he’s not scared by her – she’s just another bitch to him… He moves toward her as she leans forward toward him – raising his head to meet her hands as she reaches out. “OOoohh, he’s keen, isn’t he?” She laughs, looking up at our cameras as the dog jumps against her outstretched arms, “He wants to get started right away…”

She leans forward and wraps her arms around his neck, pulling herself close so that her chest is pressed against his hairy body, breathing hard as she soaks up the feeling.

He’s happy to let her rub and scratch at his head and neck, letting her get close and hearing her promise, “Don’t worry, doggy… I won’t eat you… Well… I won’t bite…”

She sits back on her big behind, putting her hands out behind her – her big tits sitting proud over a round belly. Then moves her chunky thighs apart, wide apart so that we can see her clean-shaved trimmed pussy down between those tree-trunk legs.

She puts on a baby-voice, trying to be extra-sexy, “Well… How about I let you eat me…? Mmmmm?”

Tank moves toward her, dropping his head down between her thighs, sniffing, then licking at her…

As his tongue makes contact with her cunt – she lets out a short gasp, fighting a smile, her mouth opening wide… Then takes slow, uneven breaths, trying to stay cool… Enjoying the warm, wet sensations of the dog’s tongue on her twat…

He only licks for a few seconds before losing interest, raising his head and moving toward her again, rising up and mounting her shoulder from the side. She laughs as she pushes him off, calling to him to, “Wait… Wait… I give it… I give in…” Laughing some more. “I’ll give you what you want…” She’s acting like she’s the most desirable woman in the world, rather than a fat slag who’s about to be fucked by a big dog.

With the dog pushed to the side, she rolls over onto her hands and knees – her soft belly and big tits hanging down as she assumes the classic doggy position – sticking her big arse back toward us.

We can hear her breathing as her level of excitement builds toward the inevitable mount and penetration… Adjusting her hands, wiggling her big arse… Taunting the beast…

She’s smiling, looking back over her shoulder, her mouth a little open… Edging her knees a little further apart to alter the angle of her behind, calling back, “C’mon now puppy… Come and give me some…” and laughing as the dog moves toward her again, ready to do just that… Just a soon as he figures out how to mount something this wide!

He rushes forward, rears up and mounts her – the weight of his body, and the speed/force of his arrival, knocking her forward, making everything shudder and wobble… And making her gasp, then laugh, “Oooooohhhhhh… Aaaahhh… Here… Weee… Gooooooo!”

His front legs wrap over her body, rather than around it, almost disappearing into the side of her belly – his powerful thighs pushing him up against her well-padded behind… His chest against her back, head in the air, leaning back as he tries to pump at her pussy…

Our host moves closer, one hand on the dog’s back, holding him on his big fat bitch – the other hand down under his tail, between his legs, reaching up to his cock, steering it toward Freya’s snatch…

We get a good close-up of the tip being slipped up between her fat pussy lips, moved up and down along them a couple of times and then deeper between them to the point that instinct takes over.

We cut back to the wide angle in time to see Jenna stepping back out of the way as the dog takes over, pushing that dick deeper into his bitch’s fat pussy, and then immediately accelerated to insanity speed… Feverishly pumping and thumping into her… Holding tight, hitting hard…

Freya is almost laughing as it begins, calling out, “Oooohhh Gaaaaahhd… I don’t believe it… I can’t.. Oooohhh, myyyyyyy… Oooooohhh…”

Her whole body is shaking, tits and belly wobbling – thighs almost rippling with each thrust…

We move back around behind them – looking up between his muscular hairy thighs, and between her chunky pale thighs, to watch that cock pistoning in and out of her pussy… Looking wet, and hard, and amazing…

Then we’re back to the side angle, watching as she is pushed forward, dropping from her hands to her elbows, arms wobbling, her tits dropping to the floor, shaking like jellies as the dog continues to thump into her…

She’s turning her head to the side, trying to look back over her shoulder at the beast, her smiling mouth open… Her lips loose… Just about managing to keep talking, “Yesss… Ooooohhh… Give it to mee… Come onnn… Oooohhh…”

From the side angle, we can see the energy the dog is putting into this, the power of each thrust – his big balls swinging and bouncing with each stroke. Her gasped responses – almost a laugh – full of joy… “Yeeehhhsssss!”

As he continues to grip and thrust, she slowly raises her head, her smile growing, her mouth hanging open… Eyes widening… And then stating, with a degree of surprise – and a dollop of joy… “I’m… Oooohhh… I’m going… I’m going to cuuuuuummmmmm…”

Tank doesn’t care about her orgasm, he only cares about making sure that he’s got every millimetre he can squeeze into her, right into her… So he keeps hitting her hard, making her gasp a little with each stroke… Her eyes continuing to widen, mouth wider… Taking a huge breath and holding it…

As the big black rottie continues his highly erratic, high-speed pummelling of her behind… Her whole body beginning to shake, flesh beginning to sweat… Goose-bumps… She suddenly lifts one hand from the floor and jams it under one of her huge tits, squeezing it – her fingers digging into the soft flesh as she struggles to support herself on the other hand… The tit-squeeze, added to the hard pounding, is enough to put her over the top… Throwing her head back, mouth even wider… Yelping, “I’m cumming… I’m cumming… OhmiGod… Oooooohhhh… Aaahhhhhh… Mmmmmmmmm…”

The dog keeps going throughout – driving her to new levels of delirium… She’s out of breath, gasping, crying out, turning so red that we almost expect her to have a heart-attack… And then, all of a sudden, he stops – standing over her with his head in the air and his crotch jammed forward against her big arse.

It’s a quick stop – and then he suddenly looks as out of breath as she does – the two of them are locked together, attached by his huge cock in her cunt – both of their chests heaving as they gasp for air.

Below him, she’s still shaking – still struggling… Gradually collecting herself – returning to sanity. The delirium of her dogasm passing.

We pull back, watching her take the dog’s weight on her back, struggling to breathe through the tie… Moving away from her, letting her little gasps and moans get quieter as we move to the other side of the set, looking back at the two of them with our crew gathered around her.

We can see Jenna standing off to the side, checking her phone, calling out, “Take it, slut!” without looking up from the screen.

We turn to the side and see a little bank of computer monitors – each relaying a different feed from one of the cameras around Freya, meaning that we get to see the side-view, the face close-up, and the pussy close-up, all at the same time.

Freya lets out a louder growled moan, and we cut back to a close-up of her pussy, stuffed full of dog cock – watching it as it pulses and twists as the dog shifts on her back… The knot pulling back against her pussy lips, straining them… Hearing that growled moan again – realising that it’s this pulling movement that has made her growl.

We cut to close-up of her face, her big mouth hanging open as she growls, “OOOOooAAAAHHH MYYYY FFFFFFUCKING GAAAAAAHD!” We can see the pain on her face, and the joy in her eyes… The corners of her mouth flickering between a smile and the edge of a cry.

We cut back to a wide shot – watching Freya as she continues to take that knot… She’s moaning, swearing louder, “FFFFUUUCCCCKKKKKK! OOOOHH FFFUUCCCKKKK!”

Her body – and it’s a fucking big body – is shaking… Fat wobbling, skin shining with sweat… The dog holding onto her, his legs gripping in tight and forming folds in her sides… She tries to catch her breath as beast continues to squirt his seed inside her…

We cut to a shot from across the room – watching the tie… Looking at our crew as they do what they do. Catching sight of our host, standing off to the side, taking a couple of photos of the action with her iphone. Looking more amused than aroused.

Then we’re back up close on Freya’s big behind, looking under the dog’s crotch – looking at that big knot still filling her pussy. Still twitching… Cum dripping from her fat pussy lips.

Our guest begins to talk, half whispering, commenting, “It’s… Amazing… I… Can feel him… Just shooting load… After load… After load… Right into me…”

We cut to a close-up of her face – still quivering, as she whispers to camera (and we realise that the previous comment was the first half of this close-up dialogue)… “It’s… The most beautiful… Dirty… Perverted… Feeling… Ever…”

We pull back to a wide shot to watch the big dog standing over this big woman… Holding tight… Still pushing into her from behind… His tail up, his arse still winking – swelling up and puckering… His big balls swinging every time the chunky slut under him moves…

It’s one of the rare moments on our show where the woman considerably outsizes the beast. Despite the size difference, we can tell that the beast is very much in charge – he’s the one doing the fucking, she’s just a fat body for him to hold onto and a wet hole to fill.

And as he’s in control, he’s free to stop whenever he gets bored – and he’s getting bored right about now… Distracted by the camera man moving in behind him to try to get another close-up of dog-cock-in-human-cunt, he shifts on our guest’s back, pushing up – his paws on her back rather than around it… Freya lets out a loud, sharp, “AAAHHH!” – reacting to the claws on her flesh rather than the knot moving in her pussy…

Almost standing up straight behind her, he twists around and then pushes off her… “AAHH!”

After a much shorter tie than we’re used to, his knot pulls free with surprising ease… “OOOHH!” – the long shaft slurping out behind it, with watery jism dribbling out and dripping to the floor as his dick swings down and he staggers away – and then she’s sighing, “Oooooaaaaahhhhmmmmmm!”

Jenna moves in a little closer and asks, “How was that for you..?” – and we can see the surprise and disappointment on our guest’s face…

“It’s over? It can’t be over already…” She looks around, checking with the crew, hoping that there’s more to come.

“You want some more?” Asks Jenna… And we can tell from Freya’s face that she definitely does…

And we cut to a shot of the big girl on her back, on the edge of the bed – her chunky thighs spread wide apart, and the dog backed up between them – his rear end toward her…

Jenna is standing over him, lifting his tail out of the way with one hand and holding his still hard and squirting cock out through his legs toward the pussy… And Freya is reaching down to steer the tip back into her big pussy… And then the shaft… And then taking hold of the shaft just beyond the knot, and beginning to pump it slowly in and out… Sighing as she feels that hot slippery pole sliding in and out of her. “OOhh that’s better…” She sighs. “I like it when it moves…”

Jenna keeps the tail up out of the way as she rubs her dog’s head – offering encouraging comments. “Fuck yourself… Yeah… That’s it… You look like you really like that…”

Freya continues to dildog herself, lifting her head to try and look over her big belly to see that doggy dick jerking in and out of her cunt… Very wet, very slippery, and increasingly fast… Her big boobs wobbling on her chest as she moves her arm…

She starts to moan, “Ohhhhh yeeeesssssss!” as the feeling begins to take control of her crotch… Pumping faster and harder – trying to pull the dog a little closer so she can take him deeper… Gasping, “MMmmmmmmnnnn… Ooooooohhhh…” and letting her head drop back, her eyes rolling back and going white as her chest heaves even more, her back arching… Pumping faster… Faster…

“Go on…” Urges Jenna, still looking more amused than aroused.

Freya is pumping hard, her whole body shaking and wobbling, rolls of fat bouncing and jiggling… Gasping hard and beginning to turn red… Now shaking so hard that her face is wobbling, her lips shaking…

And then she lets go of his cock and holds her hands up in the air, fingers spread, legs shaking, hips jerking, belly bouncing, tits wobbling… Gasping, “OOhhh.. OOoohhh.. OOoooohhhhh…” as heat spreads from her pussy throughout her whole body (and that’s a lot of body). A full on, perfect dogasm. Her second of the session!

Between her thighs, now released from her grip, Tank begins to pull away, his cock slopping out of her dripping, fat pussy. Jenna releases his tail, which he immediately begins to wag slowly back and forth as he stumbles away with a dumb look on his wide face… If we didn’t know better, we might think he’s embarrassed about having fucked such a large lady – but of course, to a dog, it doesn’t matter if you’re the most beautiful Playboy model, or the plumpest housewife… They don’t discriminate, and neither do we!

We pan back from his to our guest, still perched on the edge of the bed, laid back, shaking and shivering as she tries to catch her breath, her hands still raised, fingers spread, moving around as if she’s in a world of her own… A dark patch on the sheets between her thighs – all that fresh spunk dribbling from her cunt. She looks like she’s lost all contact with the real world – lost in her freshly experienced fantasy.

Then we move back to our host, standing over her, still half giggling at her reaction, and then turning to our camera and noting that, “I don’t think we’ll be getting any sense out of our guest for a while… So that’s probably a pretty good place to leave things…”

She steps away from the fat woman, moving toward the Rottweiler, who is half-sat, half-twisted in like a pretzel, licking at his own junk, cleaning up… Jenna continues, “We’ll be back soon with another dirty dogsex debutante… Until then, it’s goodbye from our guest, and it’s goodbye from me… Just remember, no matter who you are – fat or thin, old or young, if you have a pussy, and you want to fill it with a dog, you can be the queens of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’!”

She turns and looks down at the powerful dog, still licking his erect cock, and licks her lips before looking back up at the camera. “I think our boy needs some help cleaning up… And if he doesn’t need help – I’m going to give it to him anyway!!” – and she drops down out of shot.

We fade out on another bestial session and the audience is left to assume that she joined in with the licking and sucking of the dog’s fat cock… We can confirm that everyone on set got to see the Playboy model have her fun with him – and that his cock was VERY clean by the time she was finished!

After a brief black screen, the screen fills with a slow motion image of a very slutty looking Freya – in fishnets and a mini-skirt that really show off her big arse and chunky thighs, and a crop-top that shows off her saggy belly whilst hugging tight to her big tits – and her husband, a slim middle-aged man in casual clothing, walking side-by-side, but not hand-in-hand, through a park.

A caption fills the bottom of the screen telling us that, “Freya advises that her husband still doesn’t have sex with her, but he’s bought her a dog so he can watch her have as much sex as she wants.”

At this moment a large Rottweiler bounds by, looking up at his mistress before running away along the path.

A second line adds to the caption, “Freya hopes to get a second dog soon.”

And on that note we fade out for another week.

S17:E21 – Horse Whores Special (40-45) from all around the UK

We begin this week’s special edition of the show with a moody establishing shot of a large, darkened area of countryside… No buildings, no electric lights… The sky just starting to brighten as the sun begins to rise…

We hear the voice of our producer, and the show’s creator, Luke Ozvik, providing the narration, doing his best to sound like David Attenborough, but falling a little short. “Welcome, to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”

We cut to a shot of a large vehicle driving through the countryside. A big people mover – the driver up front with a cameraman in the passenger seat, and then in the two rows of seats behind, four women… They all look a similar age, early-to-mid forties, but other than that they couldn’t be more different…

One light skinned Afro-Caribbean, one Chinese, one Pakistani, and one red-headed caucasian. All of them appear to be in fairly good shape and reasonably attractive, although with very different hairstyles… Body-types are hard to guess as they are wearing matching hotel bathrobes, which gives us little indication of anything they may have underneath.

Ozvik’s Attenborough-lite voice-over continues, “There are hundreds of reasons for a human woman to want to have sex with the male of another species…”

We cut from one woman to another as he speaks, “Sometimes it’s the desire to please a loved one, other times it’s pure perversity, or that inexplicable ‘something’ you just can’t put your finger on, and sometimes it’s a simple desire to be noticed…”

We cut back to outside the car, looking at the countryside – seeing a few buildings up ahead, some kind of farm… More detail being revealed as the sun rises… Areas of dirt or grass fenced off, with various large barns, a large oval track running around most of the land we can see.

Then we’re back in the car, looking at our first guest… The Afro-Caribbean lady – with her ‘butterscotch chocolate’ coloured skin, tightly curled long dark hair hanging down over her shoulders, and immaculate make-up – she looks good. We hear her introducing herself in voice-over, her voice clear, with a midlands/black country accent, slightly nasal, “I’m Ruby Johnson, I’m 40-years-old, and I’m from Birmingham. Bestiality terrifies me, and turns me on the same… But… I’m here today because I just can’t go another year without experiencing a horse’s cock… And I can’t think of another way to get on one!”

We cut away from the car, to the exterior shots again, watching as a powerful grey/white horse is walked out of the building and onto a track… Blowing out air, shaking his head, loosening up. The noises clear on the soundtrack in the silence of the morning. A magnificent creature. And his presence leaves us in no doubt about the subject of this week’s show.

Then we’re back in the car, looking at the second woman – a pretty, Asian woman. Like our previous guest, she has shoulder-length dark hair, though hers is darker and dead straight. Stereotypically narrow eyes, thin lips and a pointed chin combine to give her an exotic, erotic appearance. She introduces herself in voice-over, with a stereotypical Chinese-English accent. “Hello… I’m Lisa Yin, I’m from Hong Kong… I live in Leeds since 1999… I’m 42 years old… My husband and I get turned-on watching women having sex with animals, and I’m here today because I want him to see me do it… It should be a nice surprise for him!”

Back to the exterior shot, watching as a powerful black horse thunders along the running track, enjoying his morning run, working up a little sweat… A little jockey half-standing in the saddle, holding-tight on his back. The sound of the horse’s breathing and the thump of hoofs on heavy ground dominating out soundtrack.

Then back to relative silence of the car again, into the rear set of seats. To one side, starring out of her window looking bored and tired… She’s white, quite pale actually, with shoulder length red hair (dyed red rather than a natural ginger). She introduces herself in voice-over, she has hints of a Liverpool ‘Scouse’ accent, but she’s clearly done her best to bury it over the years, “I’m Candy Blair, I’m 44-years-old, and I’m from Liverpool, and I’ve been watching the show and fantasizing for years about what it would be like to play with a horse… I’ve no idea why… I just love the thought of it. It makes me tingle all over!”

We cut back to the stables, watching as a dappled grey stallion is sprayed down with a hose – the sound of the water squirting, hitting the big animal, and running off it to spatter on the concrete floor and then run noisily down the drain, carries an erotic charge…

And back to the car again to see our final guest – coffee coloured skin, a wide, slightly squashed looking face, with extremely long black hair (it hangs right down her back and we suspect she’s might be sitting on it, it’s that long). Like Ruby, she’s wearing a lot of make-up. She introduces herself in a home-counties accent, the good girl from the nice school… If we couldn’t see her face, other than her name we’d never guess she was of Pakistani heritage. “I’m Mahnoor Khan, I’m 45 years old, and I’m from Bracknell in Essex. It’s frowned upon in my community, but I like to explore my sexuality, and I want to show all of the young Muslim ladies that you can have whatever fun you want to have, and you don’t need a man’s permission… And actually you don’t even need a man at all…”

Then it’s back to the stables – watching as that black horse is brushed down by a stable-hand, with her face blurred out to protect her identity. The horse is a magnificent beast, tall and muscular… Muscles twitching in his post gallop cool down.

Having clearly established that we have four lovely ladies, and two magnificent horses, we cut to the entrance of the farm… Watching as the car turns off the main road and pulls onto the property – a sign at the entrance from the main road reads, “HILL STUD” – just another spot of confirmation for any slow viewers that this week is all about horses and whores!

Inside the car we watch as those whores sit up, adjusting their positions, looking happier, or worried, or amused… Lisa, our Asian 40something, looks particularly interested – switching her attention from one girl to another, and we can tell from the look in her eyes, and the way she’s chewing her lips, that she’s imagining each of them with a horse… And liking what she’s imagining… We hear one of them saying, “OOohhh, horsies…” (somehow only now realising now that they are being brought to a stud farm).

The narrator’s voice comes back again, “This fabulous foursome have come here to the Hill Stud, in Surrey, to demonstrate their commitment to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, and to experience the ultimate in bestial delights… A four-girl horse orgy!”

We cut to a shot of the car pulling to a halt in the courtyard at the stud farm, the doors slide open, and our four guests step out, straightening their bathrobes, checking each other out as they walk around the car and line-up together. We note that our Asian girl is really quite petite, around six inches shorter than the other three (none of whom look like giants).

We hear Ozvik’s voice again, this time from behind the camera rather than in voice-over.

“Okay ladies, we’ve come here today because you all wrote to us saying that you really want to experience having sex with a horse… And… Because you all wanted to share the experience with other women…”

Our guests look at each other – some smiling, others blushing. No shame about wanting to have sex with a horse, but a little embarrassed that they’ve been outed as possibly wanting to get some girl-on-girl action too…

We cut from woman to woman as each adds a little voice-over comment, reflecting on this revelation.

Ruby – “I’m not a lesbian, but the idea of touching another woman, or being touched by one, while playing with a horse, is a real turn-on…”

Lisa – “We like to see other women doing it, so of course I want to watch at the same time as I am playing!”

Candy – “I’ve had a few threesomes, and I love to lick cum off another woman’s body, so the idea of licking horse cum off one is electric!”

Mahnoor – “Of course the idea of sharing this moment is wonderful… To share that first time with another lady, it makes me feel safer, and sexier at the same time.”

Then we’re back to Ozvik’s introduction, “Before we introduce you all to your co-stars… It’s time to show everyone at home, and each other, what you have to share…”

The ladies begin to unfasten the fronts of their bathrobes.

Our excitable Asian is the first to split the front of her gown, exposing a neatly trimmed but thick little pubic triangle, a flat belly, a small pair of firm looking tits, and then letting the robe slide back down her arms onto the ground behind her.

The white girl, Candy, is right behind her. Her pussy clean shaven, boobs a little larger (but not ‘big’), her nipples both pierced (with a little gold ring through each). Her body is as pale as her face.

Then the two darkest girls:

Ruby exposing her chocolate brown skin, and a muscular physique that suggests athlete rather than housewife. Her pussy is neat, tidy and very dark, and she has the smallest boobs of the four (barely a B-cup, but nice and round), whilst her belly is firm and flat.

On the other end of the line, Mahnoor splits her gown more nervously than the rest, her pussy very neatly trimmed down to a thin strip, her body wider, her large boobs spaced wide across her chest, that long hair clearing the robe and falling down her back all the way to her bottom.

We pause to get a good look at the four of them – a line of first-time-on-tv full-frontal nudes… They may not be the youngest – but despite all being in their forties, they’re all in pretty good shape. Mahnoor’s thighs are a little thick, and only Candy has what would be described as high quality tits, and none of them has the classic flat stomach… But for a woman in her forties, they are fine.

We linger on the shot until the ladies begin to look at each other, wondering when the director will give them further instructions – then we cut to a shot of Ruby on her own, her back to the side of a stable. She looks confident, but not too confident – flicking her long, thick, black hair back from her face and smiling as she talks direct to camera, “I think the story for all of us is… You get to a certain point in your life, and you’ve dreamed of doing these disgusting things, and then you suddenly start to think, you know, ‘If I don’t do it now, when am I going to do it?’”

We cut to a shot of our next lady – also standing in the stable, with a horse eating hay in the background. It’s the small and perky Asian, Lisa – with ever-present, thin-lipped smile slicing across her face as she talks confidently and with an excited can’t-wait-to-start pace. “I’ve wanted to do it for year… We fantasize about it all the time… He prefers dogs, but I’ve always had a thing for horses… We’ve always enjoyed ‘UK of Zoo’, as viewers, but it’s become an obsession over the last couple of years… I realised that as much as I wanted to be on the show – I’d rather be the girl watching the girl with the animal, than be the girl with the animal myself… But, you know… I want to be with the animal as well… I just want to be a part of it!” She smiles again, her face lighting up with a cheerful, cheeky expression.

We cut to our next guest, Candy, the ‘white’ one… She has a laid back, casual style, almost like this is just another day. “I always wanted to do something like this… On camera… To be seen doing terrible things… Disgusting things… I’m pretty confident, and happy enough with the way I look, so I don’t mind being seen – I like to show off… I’ve done threesomes and gangbangs, I like being watched… Being on tv will be the ultimate in being watched.”

Finally, to the ultra-long haired Pakistani lady – stroking that dark mane back over her shoulder to show off her small, widely spaced breasts. She may not be the best-looking guest, but she doesn’t seem to care.

Once again, when she talks we’re almost surprised that she has no stereotypical accent, sounding like an English rose instead, “It’s very hard for women who look like me – women from my community – to cut loose and have ‘real’ fun… It’s not just that I want to do it, it’s also that I want to show my community that they can do it too… it doesn’t have to be about animals – it can be about sexuality of any kind… Animals, same-sex, solo, abstaining… It can be about not marrying and just having fun with whoever, or whatever you think you might enjoy.”

We fade to black, then fade up again in an open sided barn, high fences around all four sides, bails of hay have been carefully stacked to one side of the space. Most notably, the two horses we saw warming up earlier are both standing in the middle of the space, a stable-girl holding each by the bridle. The girls are both fully dressed, with their faces blurred out.

We turn around to face the entrance to the ‘barn’, and see our four girls entering one behind the other – Ruby, then Lisa, then Candy, then Mahnoor. Our black girl’s smile disappears again as she sees the horses waiting, the Asian claps and skips a little, calling out “Two!”, the white girl gasps and smiles, and the Pakistani takes a deep breath (holding herself together like a professional).

We follow them across the room, panning as they pass the camera – watching them walk off toward the horses. It’s the first time we’ve seen their bottoms (other than Mahnoor’s which is covered by her long hair) – and we notice a little forty-plus sag in Lisa’s little behind, but our black girl has a sensational pair of buttocks, whilst the white-girl has a firm but surprisingly wide bum.

As they walk, we hear Ozvik welcome them from behind the camera, “Welcome to heaven on Earth ladies… These magnificent specimens are Klik-Bait…” We cut to a close-up the black horse… “… And Disco Stick” – and we cut to look at the dappled white and grey horse.

And then we’re back to a shot of the four women standing just a little back from the horses… Looking right at them, the horses appearing to look back at them. Three of them hesitating, but the confident redhead from Liverpool showing no fear as she moves a little closer, checking back over her shoulder to make sure it’s okay…

Ozvik calls more instructions to the group… “Okay ladies… There’s four of you, and two of them… So we’d like you to pair up, and then take a horse per pair… And then just – have some fun…”

The ladies look at each other, trying to decide who should take who… Lisa speeds the process up by moving quickly up after Candy – keen to stick close to the woman who’s apparently keenest to get started, wanting to be with someone she can watch in action… She puts her hands on the back of her partner’s shoulders and pushing her infront of her toward the grey and white horse… She obviously can’t wait…

Candy approaches the horse, giving a nod and smile to the stable-girl as she reaches up to stroke the huge animal’s long forehead/nose, whispering, “Hello Disco Stick…” and then moving around to the side and patting/stroking along his huge neck. The Asian follows her, still wearing that excited smile – watching closely… Tentatively reaching out to copy Candy’s patting and stroking.

The white girl moves along the side of the horse, her hand running along his side, fingers over his ribs – then, as she reaches his hindlegs, she turns to face her little partner and asks, “Ready?”

Lisa smiles and nods, but stays a couple of feet back – “I can’t wait to see him in action…”

Candy makes her move, bending slightly to look under the magnificent animal’s big body, reaching out to touch his heavy, leathery sheath… Stroking and rubbing it…

We cut back to Ruby and Mahnoor, standing side-by-side, a little back from the action, still infront of Klik-Bait. Ruby’s hand fishing around beside her hip/thigh, looking for the hand of her ‘co-star’ – finding it and gripping. It’s a hand-hold of solidarity and security more than anything else. Ruby certainly appears to be the most nervous of our guests – ironic as she’d certainly rate as having the best body, and arguably the prettiest face. Mahnoor meanwhile, is watching the Candy & Lisa show and all-but licking her lips… Then looking over at her horse – and taking a step forward… Ruby hanging back, letting her move forward, until she is dragged along behind…

Mahnoor heads right around the big black horse, straight to his hindquarters, dragging her co-star with her, then squatting down to take a look under his belly and see if he’s got the same equipment that she’s watching Candy slowly reveal…

We cut back to watch Candy fondling that growing tool a few meters away – it’s sprung very quickly to a fat ten inches, but it’s still quite floppy even at that size… She swaps a giggly glance with her Asian partner, then shifts her weight forward onto her toes, leaning under the big, pale horse’s belly, bringing her face close to the growing cock as she can, still pulling and jerking on that shaft… Leaning closer, and then rubbing the heavy tip of the tool against her face, down over her lips – opening her mouth, letting her tongue push out and slide over the tip. Her back arching down as she gets her first taste… An audible sigh as she moves from licking, to kiss, and then opens wide, trying to push the semi-hard cock between her young lips.

We cut to see Lisa watching Candy as she begins to suck the horse’s cock, that thin-lipped smile beginning to look more horny than happy. Her hands moving over her breasts, squeezing them and rubbing her nipples as she watches… Then turning her head to check on the Pakistani’s progress with the other horse…

And we swing around to check that out too… Watching as Mahnoor rubs and fondles at the darker horse’s heavy undercarriage – making it grow… This time we’re looking right at it as it grows, almost looking like it’s falling out of the horse’s body… Six inches appearing like magic, then lengthening out to nine inches in seconds as the dark girl strokes it. Mahnoor looks back at her black co-star and calls, “Come take a look…” Looking back at the horse’s meat, then adding, “Come and join in… It’s so good…” She sounds genuinely surprised.

In the background, we can see Ruby, still standing back, looking like she’s glued to the spot. The look on her face somewhere between disgusted and scared. Frozen like a rabbit in the headlights. Fantasy and reality are clearly very different – and she doesn’t look like she’ll be joining in any time soon…

Then we’re back with young cocksucker Candy as she continues to try and suck the big heavy, bending horse tool… Forcing it into her mouth, sucking it, and trying to jerk the shaft to get some kind of reaction from the huge beast above her… We can see her fingers sinking into the soft outer flesh of the cock as she grips tightly – and we can tell this monster has a lot of swelling to do… That doesn’t stop our girl from working her lips and tongue around the fat tip, and licking the shaft, then stuffing the end back into her mouth for another suck…

Lisa laughs, saying, “That’s it slut… You suck that big horse cock… Slut!” as she moves closer and drops in beside the white girl, under the horse but on his other side, so that the two girls are basically on opposite sides, with the horse between them. The Asian girl reaches in and wraps her fingers half-way around the shaft (they won’t go much further) – gasping and smiling as she gets her first feel of a horse’s cock. “OOoooohhh wwooowwwwwww!” She gasps, before giving us that straight-lipped smile again and letting out a little giggle.

The lucky horse now has two nice women, using four small hands, to stroke, fondle and jerk his growing tool – both smiling at each other, trying not to laugh as they work it. Candy pulls the cock free of her mouth for a moment so she can catch her breath and comment, “It’s fucking huge!” She sounds amazed rather than like she’s stating the obvious.

We cut back to Ruby, standing infront of the horse, breathing hard, building up some nerve – then slowly approaching, with little steps, coming up behind Mahmood, and dropping down to her haunches behind the older woman – making sure she keeps the Pakistani between her and the horse’s growing cock (it’s close to eighteen inches already)… Moving close, using one hand to stroke Mahnoor’s long curtain of black hair to the side, exposing her wide back – then snuggling up behind her, pressing her firm boobs against her co-star’s wide back, brown flesh on brown flesh, before reaching around her sides to cup her partner’s widely-spaced breasts. Half groping, half supporting her co-star as the horse fondling continues…

Mahnoor turns her head from what she’s doing, angling back over her shoulder toward the black woman… Her mouth open and expectant… And Ruby responds with the most enthusiasm she’s showed so far – dropping her face forward, head and an angle, mouth open – soft lips parting – and sharing a fast, hungry, wet kiss with the long-haired Pakistani.

There’s a pause, as both women breathe hard, Mahnoor almost forgetting to pump that cock, Ruby holding her partner’s titties tight.

Then a second kiss, which Ruby seems to be into even more than the previous one… And then, as Ruby begins to squeeze and massage the older woman’s tits again, they break off the kiss, and Mahnoor spins her head around – pulling the head of the cock over toward her mouth, and stuffing it in… Wolfing it down and wanking the shaft with both hands toward her face… It’s rushed. Hungry. Almost desperate.

The blow-job only lasts about twenty seconds before she’s pulling back again and taking a deep breath, as if trying to swallow back vomit…

Ruby reaches up with one hand, taking the Pakistani’s jaw and turning her head, leaning over her shoulder for another deep, wet, kiss… We’re not sure if she’s addicted to Mahnoor, discovering a wild lesbian tendency, or trying to taste horse cock without actually touching it… But the kiss is serious, finishing off by licking her new friend’s lips. Then turning her head back to the horse’s cock and pushing it forward – back onto the phallus… Which Mahnoor accepts readily, despite the disgusted look on her face as she finished her previous suck.

This time Ruby is taking control, growing in confidence, one hand still squeezing a Pakistani tit, the other on the back of her head, coiling her fingers through that long hair, taking a fistful of it, and using it to push and pull the dirty slut’s mouth on and off the horse’s cock… “Thaaaaaat’s iiiit, cunt! Suck that fucking horse cock!” Spits Ruby, as she gives her little choice other than to suck that fucking horse cock!

Back to the dual horse wanking session – with Candy and Lisa having managed to get Disco Stick’s big black disco stick pretty much fully engorged… It’s huge – almost two feet long and as thick as an arm. They both look amazed, swapping, “Fucking hell” and “Oh my God” comments over and over… Eyes wide, mouths open… “How the fuck do you get that in your pussy?” Asks Candy, to no-one in particularly; “Ohhh fuck… I don’t even know where to start…” confirms Lisa.

We cut to a wide shot – the big dappled horse has been moved to the side, with hay bales infront of him so he can’t take another step – his handler is calming him… Beneath him, young Candy is up on her feet, bent forward, one shoulder under the magnificent animal’s huge chest, her arms wrapped loosely around his front leg. Sticking her arse as far back as she can… And Lisa is behind her, to the side of the horse, reaching under his belly to steering the tip of his huge member between the white girl’s thighs, up toward her pussy – pressing the tip there… Candy staggers a little, looking for the right footing, the right angle to hold her back in order to make her pussy more accessible…

Then we’re back with the darker pair, under the dark horse… Ruby still ‘forcing’ Mahnoor to suck on that huge cock, the Pakistani with both of her hands on the shaft, holding on to stop herself from falling as the black girl really goes for it… Then Ruby stops the ‘fun’… Pulling Mahnoor back from the cock by her hair – then reaching up to grab her chin again and turning her face around for another kiss. Wet and excited again. Really going for it, leaning in and sticking her tongue deep into her partner’s mouth.

After a deep kiss, Mahnoor pulls back and urgently notes that, “I want to… I want to see you fuck him!”

Another kiss, then Ruby responds, excited, rushed, saying, “No, baby… You… You started it, you should get to finish it… You know you want it…” More kisses, with Mahnoor smiling, accepting that yes, she wants to be impaled on a horse-cock.

Then we’re back to the other couple, with a graphic close-up of Candy’s loose=lipped, white flesh pussy, and the grey horse’s huge cock, as Lisa manages to bend the shaft slightly, angling the flat head to one side, edging the tip between Candy’s pussy lips, and then straightening it up – letting it push the other side of the tip in. The white girl pushes back at the same time, and she’s suddenly on a horse’s huge dick! “FFUUUCCCKKKK!!” She gasps.

“OOhhh yeeaaahhh!” Lisa cheers behind her, still holding the shaft of the cock…

Candy pauses for a moment, getting used to the size of this penetration… And whilst she is holding still, her mouth open, making no sound, Lisa begins to jerk the portion of the horse’s shaft that’s not in her… Candy begins to moan, “MMmmmmmmm mMmmmnnnnn”, gritting her teeth and closing her eyes… As much as the cock being shaken and jerked in her pussy thrills Candy, it’s Lisa’s face that lights up the most, narrow eyes widening – smile growing, “OOohhh wwwoowwww! Look at your pussy stretching… Ooohhh, that’s sooooo fucking sexy!”

She looks away from the penetration briefly, into the camera, and says, “I hope my husband is watching!!”

We watch for a second, then hear the clopping of hooves on concrete and cut to a wide shot in which we can see the above action as well as Klik-Bait being moved into position, only a meter away to one side, with Ruby and Mahnoor close behind, the black girl still moving along behind her partner, making sure the Pakistani stays between her and the horse, whispering in her ear (loud enough for us to hear), “I want to see you under him… I want to see his cock buried in your cunt!” We can see Mahnoor breathing hard, the excitement of what’s coming, combining with the fear… It’s only natural.

Then we cut to a shot of the black horse standing among the hay bales, with one large bail positioned between his legs, under his belly, with that big horse cock looking like it’s bouncing between the bale and his own chest… No prizes for guessing what’s coming next…

Mahnoor, carefully sweeping her long hair out of the way, and slipping in between the bale and the horse, rubbing her back over the hay. The big cock rubbing over her body, sitting on her chest and belly, until she has moved far enough onto the bale that the cock is resting on her belly, giving a great indication of where it will be once it’s inside her…

And then she’s reaching down and pushing the cock down between her chunky thighs, twisting and angling her pelvis, lining her crotch up with the fat, flat head… Pushing it down against her soft pussy lips. The whole time this is going on Ruby is standing back just a little, bringing a hand down between her own thighs to rub her pussy as she watches…

The long-haired slut finally manages to push it in – sighing/moaning as she feels it stretching her out, then immediately jerking her pelvis toward the beast – rocking on the haybale in such a way as to force the first six inches of that fat club into her body… Klik-Bait reacts by twitching and shifting slightly, forcing another few inches into her – their combined movements meaning that she’s gone very quickly from empty to so fucking full she can’t believe it… And her wide-eyed, wide-mouthed scream lets us know what a pleasurable surprise it is!

“FFFUUUCCCCCKKKK!”

“Ahhh, yeaah baby… Yeeeahhhh…” Calls Ruby encouragingly as she intensifies the rubbing of her own pussy, bringing her other hand up to one of her firm breasts, pinching and squeeze that too. She’s barely a meter away, but she obviously feels safe here. Safe enough to enjoy the show…

This continues – Mahnoor rocking herself against the horse, him twitching against her, that huge tool stretching her pussy out, the shaft glistening – Ruby fondling and rubbing herself, watching the horse fuck her partner… And we watch for a few seconds before swinging around to look at the other couple in action with their horse.

We cut back to Candy, still bent over under the grey horse, her arms around his front leg, red hair hanging down over her face… Rocking back against his huge cock which is buried in her pussy. As she rocks back the cock doesn’t seem to go any deeper, but the shaft twists to the side a little. From the “oooohhhh” sounds she’s making we’re guessing it feels good whether it’s going deeper or not.

To the side, the little Asian bitch is still reaching under the horse to hold his shaft, helping to pump it into her partner’s stretched out cunt… Using one hand to work the cock, whilst her other is between her own legs, working her own pussy, fingers inside… As she turns her head from one to the other she looks like she’s in heaven, “Sooooo haaaaaaat!”

Candy, having taken as much as her young body can take, staggers forward a little – inching away from the beast until the fat tip of his shaft eases out of her pussy, a few large drips of pre-cum leaking from her loosened cunt, the tip of the dick glistening as another few drips dribble from it… She staggers around in a circle and drops down below the tool – grabbing the shaft and rubbing the wet end around her face, savouring the moment. Whisper/gasping, “OOooohhh, all over my face… Mmmmm… Horsey spunk all over me…” It should be noted at this point that there doesn’t appear to be any actual horse spunk on her face – it’s wet and glistening, but it’s more watery than spunk.

We hear an “OOoOOHHHH GGOODDD! OOOOhhhhhHHHH… AAAAAHHHHHH!” from off camera, and immediately cut back to Mahnoor, rocking harder and harder again Klik-Bait’s cock, faster and faster, reaching up with both hands to hold the beast’s sides…

The black girl is calling out, “Tell me your cumming… Are you cumming on his cock? You dirty bitch… Dirty slut…”

Mahnoor is too busy riding the huge cock to an enormous orgasm to hear her… We know it’s enormous because her whole body begins to shake, legs twitching and almost vibrating in the air, one on either side of the horse’s big black body. Shaking in a way that just can’t be faked. “Aahhh aahhh aaahhh aahhha aahhha aaahhh…” All in a higher register, her body suddenly glistening with sweat.

As she’s cumming, she’s gripping tight on the horse’s body – and beside them, Ruby is pulling hard on her own nipples. Her continued verbals overlapping with Mahnoor’s orgasmic exclamations, “That’s right slut… Cum on that horse-cock… Oh yeah! You fucking love it!”

Our Pakistani whore continues to shake and moan… Then we cut back to Candy – still kissing the end of the grey horse’s wet cock – rubbing it around her face. Little Asian Lisa has joined her now, and she is also kissing the shaft, licking over the tip and onto Candy’s face – licking the wetness off her skin, and when their tongues meet, for a couple of seconds they seem to forget about the horse and just share an excited kiss… After a couple of kisses, they pause, and Candy gasps, “Your turn… You…” –the Asian responds with a big smile and an enthusiastic nod.

We cut to a shot of Lisa, now in the same position Candy was in before – standing with her shoulder to the horse’s huge body, bending forward toward his front leg, reaching out with both hands to hold his thigh – leaning on it rather than wrapping her arms around it… Bringing herself into range of his cock… Looking over her shoulder toward Candy, clearly hoping that her partner will give her the benefit of her ‘experience’…

Candy is still holding the huge cock and kissing/licking the tip, and then trying to line it up with Lisa’s tight looking twat.

Lisa lifts herself up on her toes, helping Candy line the cock up right… Staggering her feet sideways to spread her thighs a little, making her pussy available… Bending forward, sticking her arse back, lifting it up…

Candy alternates between asking, then telling her little friend about her need for the horse’s cock, “You want it..? You want it! Yeah, you want it, don’t you? Oh you do!”

Then we see the cock slowly being swallowed up by that little pussy. Watching as Lisa pushes back against it, letting out a shout like she’s just been stabbed. “OOOAAAHHHHHH OoooaaahhhwwwW! Oh God… Oh my God…”

“Oh yeah, take it! Oh, take it all…” Laughs Candy, her Scouse accent getting stronger the more she enjoys herself… She clearly excited by seeing this penetration up close. She keeps up the talk, just as Lisa keeps up the gasping and squealing as she bounces back against the cock pretty hard and deep… It’s clearly feeling very good inside her.

But we don’t hang around on this… Cutting back to Klik-Bait and his whores… With Mahnoor still ‘missionary’ under him, her feet high up on either side of his wide equine body. Ruby’s confidence growing as her partner has fun… She’s moved closer and is now crouching down, reaching in with two hands on the horse’s black cock to pump it aggressively in and out of the Pakistani’s well stretched pussy. Every thrust making our little brown slut shake and gasp… And then… The horse staggering a little, thrusting… Like it’s suddenly feeling good to him…

Ruby instinctively pulls on the shaft, heaving it back out of her older partner’s pussy… The shaft bending, the flared head stretching Mahnoor’s snatch wide as it pops free – off-cream coloured spunk spilling and dripping from the huge head, spilling all over her cunt… Ruby moves the cock around, tips her head forward – lips together – and rubs the wet head over her face, smearing that hot fluid all over her cheeks, jaw, chin… Making her dark skin glisten…

Whilst the previously shy black slut is playing with that horse jism, her partner slips sideways and virtually falls off the hay bale, then twists around to her knees, still under the horse, and shuffles forward to join in with the cock play… Smooshing her cheek up against Ruby’s cheek, smearing that huge cock from one face to the other.

Then we’re back to the other couple as little Lisa staggers forward, and Disco Stick’s big cock clears her cunt. Just about to fall as the cute Asian reaches back and grabs it, then turns and drops to her knees under him, and begins to lick and kiss the tip.

Candy moves closer, dropping down to her knees beside her partner, leaning forward and licking at the shaft of the horse’s cock, up to the head – and then onto Lisa’s face – licking at her as much as the cock… The little Asian kisses, licks and sucks on the head of the huge cock, occasionally turning her head slightly to return some of Candy’s kisses. They each have one hand on the shaft of the cock, the other hand on the back of their partner’s head, fingers meshed into each other’s hair. Unbelievably, after each taking a turn to fuck the horse, and having both sucked on his huge shlong, the heat appears to be rising as they share increasingly hungry and passionate kisses between the cock sucking…

We move away from this, swinging our camera around from one pair of slut’s kissing and sucking horse cock, and kissing each other, to look at the other couple, also kissing and sucking horse cock, and now – as we close in on them, smiling as they start kissing each other again… Soft lips mashing, the corners of their mouths turning up as they smile through the action.

We watch this for a little while, then cut to a new shot… The horses have been shuffled sideways, closer together. Ruby is on her knees, between them, with Lisa behind her, reaching around under her arms to hold her lovely tits, massaging them. Ruby smiling broadly, looking up at the horses…

Infront of her, Candy is spitting on her hands, then reaching under Klik-Bait, taking hold of the bouncing shaft again, wanking him, her slippery hands now sliding along the stretched skin, slickly shining up the meat. Next to her, giggling, the long-haired Pakistani, already working Disco Stick’s dick, copies the Scouse girl’s move – one hand off the shaft, spits on it, hand back on cock, then the other hand – off, spit, back on… Both of them now working the horses magnificent cocks with both hands, jerking them back and forward, working hard… Those huge tools both aimed right at the black slut on the floor.

Ruby has told us, off camera, that she doesn’t believe she can handle a horse’s cock – so the girls have come up with this special idea to finish the show…

Pumping, pumping… Laughing and joking… “Are you ready?” – “Here it comes…”

Lisa crouches behind the black girl, reaching around under her arms to massage those wonderful dark boobs, leaning over her shoulder, and tonguing her ear, kissing her cheek… Ruby tries to keep her eyes on those two huge dicks, but can’t resist turning to the side to share a quick kiss every few seconds…

Klik-Bait begins to twitch and jerk… His stable-girl holding tight to his bridle to stop him moving too much, but she can’t stop him jerking his hindquarters… Disco Stick is a little less active – just letting Mahnoor work her magic on his tool.

On the advice of the stable-girls, both of our horse jerking guests, alter their technique a little – switching from rubbing and pumping, to sqeezing the flaring heads of the cocks… Trying to hold them steady, aiming them at Ruby…

And then – in glorious hi-resolution – we see the heads of the two horse cocks flaring even wider, squeezed tight, stiffening up a little more, and then the lighter coloured cock blasting cum all over Ruby (and Lisa)… It’s like a shot-gun going off, spraying fluid wide… Both women look shocked – happy and excited, but shocked by the explosive nature of the ejaculation… And then Klik-Bait’s cock ejaculates all over them too… Spraying cum all over their faces – Ruby’s especially…

Then we watch both cum-shots again, this time in slow motion – able to see the look of expectation turn to shock, then back to excitement… Thick horse semen all over her face – barely able to open her eyes.

Lisa leans around Ruby, over her shoulder again, to share another kiss, this time cum-filled… And then Candy drops in beside them, and joins in the kiss, licking at Ruby’s drenched cheeks… And then Mahnoor joins in as well – dropping in beside them, dropping her head and licking the spunk off those perfect black tits.

We cut to a wide shot, watching the four ladies swapping kisses – every one of them kisses every other girl… Ruby turning away from Lisa’s kiss to share a spunky kiss with Candy; Mahnoor leaning in to take her place kissing little Lisa; then the black girl turning away from Candy to kiss Mahnoor, who takes a moment to lick some cum off Ruby’s eyebrows before sharing another kiss with her; and whilst they’re kissing Candy leans over to kiss the Asian girl again… As they kiss, their hands are moving over the black girl’s body, smearing horse cum over her chest and boobs, her belly, her shoulders and neck… Making her whole upper body glisten with jism.

And then they are all rubbing their faces together, smearing horse cum from cheek-to-cheek, positioning themselves as the four corners of a horse-whore square… We look down from above them as they all stick their tongues out as far as they can, trying not to giggle too much as they share a four-girl-kiss… Tipping their heads back as they break, smiling up at our camera, and all giggle/calling “We love the United Kingdom of Zoo!”

We cut to a wide-shot, from way over the other side of the stables – looking back at the four sluts on their knees between the two horses – our camera and sound crew gathered around them, shooting between, over and under the horses. The sound of kissing and giggling, and the occasional clop of a hoof on the floor as one of the stallions shuffles.

Then we’re looking at the girls, sitting side-by-side – their naked bodies shining from sweat and horse spunk. Only Mahnoor is offering any kind of modesty, her small boobs once again covered by her long black hair which she has pulled forward over her shoulders.

They are all smiling, looking up and down the line as they each take a turn to sum up their experience…

Ruby first, “I think I just lost my nerve there… I love the idea of a horse-cock, but it was just a little too big and scary… I think I could have handled a dog… But… I think I did alright… It was… Hot… And fun… But I’d do much better with a dog, I’m sure…”

Then it’s the little Asian whore, “I had soooo much fun… I think I liked watching the others do it more than actually playing with the horsey myself – but I think I did okay… It was a struggle, but it was okay. I came pretty hard… It was a turn-on.”

Next, it’s our Scouse slut, flicking her red hair back over her shoulder, “You know, we all came here to do something crazy… I mean, we knew what we were coming for… But…” She pauses for emphasis, then talks as if she’s amazed, “I’ve just had sex with a horse, and tasted horse spunk, and shared it with three hot sluts… I’ve had the best day ever!”

A couple of the others agree, “Yeah”, “Absolutely…”

Then it’s Mahnoor, “I enjoyed the show a lot more than I thought I would… I thought it would be hard work, but… Well, it was hard work… That wasn’t easy… But it was good. I know why ladies do it now. I’ve learned a lot. I don’t know if I would do it off-camera, but I’d love to make more shows with other animals… I think that would be fun!”

Candy leans forward, looking left and right at her playmates, then saying, “I think I speak for all of the girls when I say that we’d all love to come back…”

Ruby interrupts, “The girls were all great. We all wanted to do this with other girls – but… I don’t think we could have ended up with a better bunch… They were great fun to play with, and I’d like to play with them again!”

Lisa adds, “Yeah, it was great sharing the experience… I’d love to do that over and over… Or to sit back and watch these three play together… I’d love that!”

Mahnoor gets the last word, “I think we all loved it… I hope the horses loved it too… And I hope you got good pictures because I want to watch this all!”

They all smile at the thought of watching the show back, and look up into the camera to smile and waves goodbye – blowing wet lipped kisses to the viewers at home as we fade out on another amazing session.

We fade back in on Ozvik himself, his hollowed-cheeked, pale face, and bright blue piercing eyes… He’s vaguely scary, but at the same time, very friendly. He walks toward our camera, heading away from the stable block, talking direct to the viewers.

“That’s it for this special edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. We’ve really enjoyed making the show over the last 17 series, and we hope you’ve enjoyed watching… We know it can get very ‘same-same’, but we hope that the variety of women makes up for the lack of variety in the action…”

He pauses infront of us and smiles… It’s a disturbing, almost demonic look. “I’m heading off on a mission now… To find more attractive women… With even more disgusting sexual perversions… I hope we’ll meet again soon – because I just loved to make you cum!”

He nods and smiles, and then steps out of frame, leaving us looking at the stable block, hearing the girls inside still laughing together, and cutting to black as we hear one of the horses let out a loud whinny.