We start this week’s show with establishing shots of the city of Glasgow. Old buildings, grey city, grey skies above.

Then we’re tracking along a residential street, looking to the side at all of the boring terraced houses…

A caption fills the screen: “GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.”

When it fades, we come to rest on our host and his hound… The man is stocky and casually dressed, with white hair and a look of disdain on his face… By his side, a large, black, hairy German Shepherd…

The man looks into camera and introduces himself in an easily understood Scottish accent. “Hello… And welcome to yet another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this is my dog, Bucky… And this week, we’ve come over to Glasgow… Because there’s a bitch here who loves dogs as much as this dog loves bitches!”

He smiles, a little smug, and then we cut to:

The snug kitchen/meals room of a small semi-detached house. Two women getting in each other’s way as they make a pot of tea. Bantering/arguing the whole time. One is old, into her 70s, with grey hair and pale skin, the other is a generation younger with coffee coloured flesh, white teeth, and lots of thick black hair curling over her shoulders. She’s loud and confident, joking with her mother in a strong Glaswegian accent that somehow doesn’t quite match her dark looks.

In voice-over, “My name is Jemima Trewick, I’m 50-years old, I work in banking, and I’m from Glasgow.”

And then we’re looking at Jemima standing in the kitchen with our host. They are leaning against adjoining walls, the corner of the room between them.

As usual, Andy looks almost bored as he waits for her to, “I know you’re a slut… You know you’re a slut… But why don’t you tell the nice people at home a little story, and try convincing them that you’re not a slut… You’re a special lady with a special excuse to do this…”

Our guest pauses, as if she’s suddenly not sure how to tell her story, or even what her story is… “Weeeelllllll…. Aaaaahhhh…” The truth suddenly dawns on her. “I blame my mother…”

“Aaahh, here we go!” Comes an older voice from off camera. We spin to the side to see her mother, still in the room, leaning against the kitchen table, a dismissive look on her face that almost rivals Andy’s.

Then we’re back on our guest as she jokingly glares back at her mother, poking her tongue out and then working her way into her story…

“Mother wasn’t like the other girls… She grew up in a very religious family, wi’ very religious friends… But she always had this obsession…”

We cut to a close up of the little old lady as she talks a little smugly direct to camera. “Big… Black… Cock!”

Back to Andy and Jemima as our guest continues. “She always told me that she wanted it because everyone around her said it was wrang… Said they black guys were big monkeys… And that made her want it more… I’m the result o’ that obsession of hers… A one night stand wi’ an American Navy boy from the local base…”

Back to mother, direct to camera. “Occhh… He had a wonderful cock… Huge… Huge and black… Thick as ma arm!” She holds up a tired looking, skinny arm to illustrate her point.

Back to our host and Jemima. “I think, growing up, I inherited her ‘adventurous spirit’… I had a few black boyfriends, and a white husband… And black lovers… But whenever she talked about her life, it was always about how forbidden it felt, and how exciting it was to do something all her friends and family thought was shockin’… And I think I was always trying to think of something that would make me feel that way… And then I started thinkin’ about dogs… People used to say black guys were animals, but dogs really are animals…”

We cut to a shot of her mother again, this time standing with Andy, who’s showing her a video on an iPad… The mother is watching in silence, wide-eyed, then looks up at our host and remarks, “That’s a big cock! Are all doggies like thaaat?”

We don’t hear Andy’s reply, because we’re back on our guest as she finishes her introduction. “And so… I suppose it’s a search for excitement… In the family tradition!”

We hear the mother from off camera again, “Well, yer no deein’ it in ma hoose… No dags allowed on the carpet… Go in they yard!”

And on that, we cut to the small concrete floored, high-walled back yard. Looking at Jemima as she begins to undress. We occasionally catch a glimpse of her mother standing at the kitchen sink, looking out at her daughter and our crew.

Jemima unbuttons her blouse, then pauses before opening it slowly with a big smile to reveal a skimpy, white (almost see-through) bra that’s holding back a pair of big boobs. She pulls the blouse off her arms and holds it out to the camera, then drops it to the concrete.

Then she unzips her trousers and opens the front as wide as possible without removing them. We can see the top of her bikini brief style white panties, a little tuft of pubic hair poking out of the top.

“How do you feel?” Checks Andy as she pauses, Bucky pulling against the lead that’s wrapped around our host’s hand. The big German Shepherd is keen to get at our guest, but will have to wait for now as Andy’s grip is firm.

Our guest looks down at the dog and lets out a little giggle as she confirms, “Very horny… I cannae wait…”

She slides the trousers down and off. Again, she holds them out toward the camera, waves them about, then drops them too…

Standing there, posing in her underwear, she’s doesn’t look too bad. She’s carrying a few extra kilos – overweight, but not obese. With the extra weight mainly around her chest and hips, although when she turns sideways and/or bends, we can see a little spare tyre around her middle.

She unhooks her bra and lets those big boobs bounce loose. They’re soft, hanging down quite a bit, with big dark nipples. She pulls her upper arms close to her sides, pushing the boobs together to make extra cleavage… Then shakes a little to make them wobble. Smiling all the time – a wicked naughty-girl smile. She’s loving being something of a sex object.

“Do you think your ready?” Asks Andy, the tone in his voice suggesting that no woman is ever truly ready…

Jemima smiles and replies, “I hope so…” as she slips her panties down her thighs, over her knees and steps out of them one foot at a time. She bunches them up and then lobs them toward Bucky… The big dog pulling forward and snapping them out of the air, then dropping them on the floor and sniffing at them, looking up and wagging his tail hard. He’s keen…

Our host leans down and unhooks the leash from the collar, letting the hairy beast set off toward his soon-to-be bitch… Rearing up as he reaches her… She crouches a little, and bends forward as he arrives, letting his big paws land on her shoulders, then putting her hands on his sides, and moving side-to-side as he staggers around infront of her… She laughs as she pretends to dance with him. “I love a dance… It’s a great way to meet men… Ahhh… ‘Dates’”

She looks at the dog, letting him flick his tongue out toward her face (none making contact, because she pulls her head back a little), and jokingly asking, “Do you come here often?” before laughing again.

She’s been staring into his big brown eyes, but now she looks up at the camera and says, “Ah’ve been waitin a lang time for this… I done wannae waste any more time wi’ small talk… Cannae just get down tae it?”

We cut immediately to a shot of this olive-skinned, curvy, middle-aged slut – down on her knees on the concrete yard, assuming the classic doggy position stance… Her soft, old tits hanging down, jiggling a little as she settles… Getting comfortable, still smiling as she flips her long, dark hair over behind her head, making sure we can see her face as she comments about, “Cannae believe this is acshly happenin’…” – then shifting her weight forward from hands to elbows, dropping her shoulders toward the floor, her tits hanging lower, nipples brushing the rough concrete. Leaning back a little from the knees, pushing her arse out…

Bucky re-enters the scene having been held off camera by our host whilst Jemima got to the floor), sniffing around at her rear, his nose between her butt cheeks and thighs, snorting at her arsehole and pussy. His tongue slipping out again, this time – instead of missing her face, he slops it right over her most sensitive regions… Her pussy and the crack of her arse.

Jemima gasps, “OOoaaahhhhhh… Mmmmmmmm…”, wriggling and wiggling her wide arse to keep the dog’s interest, pushing her belly down to angle her pussy back further between her thighs – giving the dog an easier target to lick – and when that doesn’t improve the feeling enough for her – shuffling her knees apart, cocking one leg up a little, putting the flat of her foot on the ground so that her thighs are nicely spread to afford him access to her slot… And that works! His long tongue now slicing up between her chunky lips – slithering over her flesh… “MMMMMNNNNNN… YYYYEEAAAAHHHH…”

She bites her lower lip, trying to stifle the sensation and make the moment last… Arching and angling her back, pushing her pussy back, twisting around… Gasping and moaning as she takes the licking of a lifetime. Nothing compares to a dog’s tongue – long, wet, warm and wet…

Unfortunately for our guest, this particular German Shepherd has things other than licking pussy on his mind… A bitch on her knees infront of him, her arse in the air, her wet pussy presented at the perfect height for him… It’s too good to resist… And he doesn’t…

Moving up closer behind her, he raises a big paw to her back and begins to push himself up and over her behind, paws wrapping around her soft sides…

Jemima gasps at the sharp scraping on her back and sides, flashing white teeth as she reacts… Then gasping again as the dog hits her back and begins to shunt up against her behind… Pumping his crotch toward her pussy…

We cut down below her – looking up between her soft thighs, seeing the tip of Bucky’s cock poking out of his sheath… Glistening pink flesh standing out against the black of his furry sheath making it extra easy to see what’s happening. She reaches back between her legs and begins to steer the cock closer to her cunt…

We cut to the wide angle again, looking at our bitch on the cold, hard ground, pushing one hand back down between her thighs, the side of her face, and the front of her shoulder against the concrete, taking her weight. Running her fingers down to his cock to steer him home… Then lurching forward as he begins to pound into her, superhard, superfast…

The heavy pounding makes the bitch rock – her whole body shaking, especially her soft boobs, which jiggle under her against the concrete with every thrust – and there are a lot of thrusts… She gasps away throughout like she’s about to have a heart-attack… Barely handing the canine action… But clearly loving every second of it! Her mouth twisting into a wide variety of shapes, but every single one of them seems to include a smile.

The dog’s big black behind is a blur of motion, his long tail swinging around like crazy – showing how much fun he’s having… Leaning into her, his big, long-haired chest against her olive back… His front legs gripping under her, his paws pushing down between her thighs as he arches his back further, pushing deeper and harder… She’s been pushed forward off her foot, back to both knees, but still only one hand and a shoulder, her other arm still back, hand between her legs – but doing nothing…

She keeps looking ahead, right into our front camera, gasping and moaning, “FUCCCKk… OOOHh FFUCCCKKK!”

We cut back down to the low-angle camera – looking up at her pussy, watching that fat doggy cock slipping and sliding in and out of her increasingly sloppy cunt. The lips spreading around the knot that’s forming at the base of his shaft, already big enough to slow those thrusts down… In, stick; pull, out… Repeat… Each thrust making the bitch swear again, “FUCCCKk… OOOHh FFUCCCKKK!”

Then back to a wide-shot, looking down and across the yard at the curvy, aging slut on her knees, hand and shoulder, the big black dog still pumping at her rear end… Slower than before, but still hard and deep… Like death throws… Last hurrahs… As he tries to get one more good stroke into her…

With each stroke the volume of her swearing increases, “FUUUCCCKKK! OOOHH FFFUUCCCCKK!”

All in all, as hard and intense as it is, and despite the different camera angles and re-used shots, it doesn’t last long… Less than two minutes of hard fucking before he pulls to a halt, wrapped around her, holding his crotch tight up against her arse.

She’s finally stopped swearing… Reducing herself gasping and heavy breathing… Holding as still as she can under him… Shaking a little at the intensity of the moment… The feeling of having a dog ejaculating inside her. Pausing for a moment before letting out a long groan/moan, “AAawwwwww, that’s sooooo fucking biiiiiig… OOOhhhh mmyyyyyy Gaaaaawwwwddd!” as her eyes almost rolling back in her head.

She raises her hand from the floor between her legs – bringing it up to her pussy and rubbing her fingers against the flesh around her clit… Her rubbing matching the pulsing of the cock inside her.

We cut to a longer shot – looking at the crew standing around the small yard, getting the best angles of the action as that dog holds tight, pumping his semen into the old whore… Hearing her heavy breathing and moans as she fingers herself around that knot…

The camera moves to the side of our crew – closing in on one particularly interested spectator, Jemima’s mother, who appears fascinated by the doggy action. Not turned on – just wide-eyed and amazed.

Back to the action, we move behind the lovers as Bucky’s tail is lifted up high and out of the way, exposing his puckering brown arsehole and his big balls as they swing around, highlighting that whilst the couple looks still, they’re still moving around a little – their breathing, the dog tensing and ejaculating, her fingers still working her clit around in circles, her legs shaking… All enough to make those balls swing.

We pause, looking at his arsehole as it puckers… Big and brown, swelling up and heading toward a prolapse, then seeming to suck itself back under his tail… It’s ugly, but it’s hypnotic…

We move down a little to see her pussy lips, stretched around the knot within… They’re moving slightly with each pulse too. We get the feeling that they’ve seen plenty of action over the years – but never anything like this…

We’re back to a wide-shot, noting that it’s Andy himself who’s standing beside his big German Shepherd, holding it’s long tail up for the camera… Watching as Jemima leans forward against her soft tits, mashing them down against the cold yard… Still moaning, each breath seeming to catch in her throat as she soaks up every drop of spunk that he’s shooting into her.

We hear our guest’s mother speaking up, “And how does that feel, Jemmy?”

Jemima tips her head back, her hand still down between her legs, rubbing her pussy around that cock, playing with her clit… Not so much trying to make herself cum – more like providing herself with a distraction from the size of that knot inside her… She looks up at her mother, and says, “Iiiiiiiiiii’ts disgusting… I feel soooooo dirtyyyyy… And I love it…”

“Aye, I know that feelin’” deadpans her mother. We wonder if she’s referring to her youthful flings with black American sailors… But she doesn’t elaborate.

We hide a time jump of about four minutes as we cut back to that rear shot of her pussy… Stretched tight around his crowning knot… Slowly pulling back into sight… Shifting as the dog turns slightly, raising one hindleg… Then popping free on one side – the dog’s seed spilling out as if it was under pressure in there… Our guest lets out a surprised yelp, then catches her breath and swears, “FUCK!” and pushing her hand over her cunt as the rest of the knot pops out and the whole cock slides out of the wet hole, with spunk pouring out all around it. Dribbling through her fingers down to the yard between her knees.

We cut to a wider angle, watching our guest, on the ground, on her knees and one shoulder, with one arm infront of her, and her other hand back between her legs, as the big black beast shuffles and twists back off her back, his big cock still hard, hanging down and swinging as he dismounts…

No sooner is he off her back – he begins to lick at her behind, her thighs, and between them at the back of the fingers she’s got over her pussy…

She slips her hand out of the way so that the dog can lick at her pussy, cleaning up his own dripping jism – and moans happily at the feeling of that strong, warm, wet organ sliding over her sensitive flesh… Meanwhile, she brings her hand back from her pussy to her face so she can lick the wet fronts of her fingers and the palm of her hand, and get a taste for his sperm.

As he’s licking her pussy, and she’s licking her hand, her mother steps forward and bends over, looking under the dog rather than her daughter… Checking out his equipment which is still hard and heavy, and hanging down under his belly. In classic old lady style she shocks us again, “Well that looks like a very tasty wee morsel!” – she turns away from the beast and toward her daughter, “Are ye no gonnae give him a blowie, Jemmy..? It’d be a terrible waste…”

She licks her old lips in a lascivious manner, and adds, “If ye don’t, I might have tae… And I don’t think anyone wants tae see that!”

There’s some in our audience who probably would want to see this seventy-something, wrinkled old girl sucking the dog… But Jemima takes that option off the table by confirming that, “Yeasssss… I’m gonnae… Ah just need tae… Catch my breath… Whilst he daes some mare of this…”

Andy lets her enjoy the soft, wet sensations of his dog cleaning her pussy, arse and thighs, for a little while longer, keeping an eye on his dog’s meat, making sure it’s still hanging heavy… Then he interrupts the fun, impersonating his guest’s Glaswegian mother as he warns her, “If ye don’t dae it now, you won’t get a chance to dae it later…”

We cut to a shot of the chunky chick sitting down on the floor beside the dog, then dropping down onto her back, and adjusting her shoulders as she twists around to slip her head under his belly, her mouth lining his big dripping dick…

She reaches up to take hold of the shaft, holding it steady as she raises her head toward the head, mouth open, fighting a smile, and taking it inside…

Into a close-up as she lets it press against her tongue, which she rubs over the flat end… Letting him drip into her mouth – then closing her lips around the end and beginning to suck…

Back to the wide-angle, watching as she holds that shaft raises and lowers her head under his belly, her lips sliding up and down the shaft, then pausing to suck harder… Drawing her cheeks in tight and sucking like her life depends on it. As if there’s a time limit…

The dog stands over her the whole time – tail down, head up, mouth open, panting… Letting her do her thing… Sliding his cock in and out of her mouth, his shaft shiny with her spit – long, hard and speckled with little spider-leg blood vessels. Her lips soft and wet around it… Sliding up and down it…

We catch a brief shot of her mother watching on, with Andy beside her, an arm around her shoulder – a supportive gesture… She looks part disgusted, part intrigued… “I dinnae know if that’s disgustin or sexy…”

Andy mimics her accent and asks, “Are ye jealous, y’owld slut?”

She looks at him like he’s the disgusting one here… Then we cut back to the ongoing blow-job, Jemima continuing to get it all she’s got. Swallowing as much of the cock as she can, then drawing it back out to the tip, before swallowing it all up again… Long, eight inch strokes under the German Shepherd’s belly. Hungry strokes…

We hear Andy calling out, “You might want to leave some for your mother… I think she wants to take a turn!”

Whilst we watch the sucking continue, we hear the mother’s response, “Ah’d ne’er dee that on cam’ra, mon… I’m nay slut!”

We fade through to Jemima finishing up the blow-job… She looks exhausted, and the cock looks considerably smaller than when she started – as if she’s sucked most of it away. She releases it from between her lips and gasps for airs as she slips sideways out from under the dog, pushing herself upright before looking over at Andy and her mother, then at our camera, and calling it, “I think I’m done now… I’ve had enough… For today…” – and then smiling a satisfied smile toward us before we pan away from her to Andy, who’s off to the side giving his dog a congratulatory rub on the head.

Andy looks up into the camera and almost smiles as he sums up for the week, “That’s everything from us for this week… ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ will return for more fun, fucking and female perversion next time, until then – have a nice week, cunts!”

We fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since the show was filmed, Jemima has purchased a dog of her own, named ‘Ni**er’, as advises that she is madly in love with him.”

The screen fills with a still shot of Jemima, in her underwear, crouched down next to a large black Labrador – with her elderly mother kneeling down beside him on the other side, also in underwear, smiling.

A second caption appears below the image.

“Her mother loves him too – but ’Ne’er on cam’ra.’”

And we fade to black for another week.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of an impressive, multi-story glass building. Two long wings of the building stretch out to either side of a central entrance, forming an impressive boundary around the carpark/approach.

A caption fills the screen, revealing that we’re back in: “STEVENAGE, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we pan over the car park, noting that it’s virtually empty, and along one wing of the building, tracking toward the middle of the building and the large entry atrium.

The large double doors at the entrance slide open and this week’s guest walks out into view – young and slim, wearing a very smart business outfit, a long black skirt that hugs her narrow hips and smooth thighs, and a well-tailored jacket over a white high collared top. Her hair is short and neatly styled – her looks are pleasant and professional. She looks every inch the respectable professional.

She moves to the curb outside the entrance and looks to the side, as if she’s waiting to receive guests – which, of course, she is!

We turn to the side to see our famous red Ford Transit van approaching through the car park, moving toward us – the distinctive UK of Zoo logo on the front, leaving anyone in the road in no doubt about who’s van this is.

The van pulls up short of the drop-off point, and the side door slides open to reveal the living wet dream that is our host, Renae Russell. Long dark hair hangs in ringlets around her pretty face and down to her shoulders. She’s wearing a business suit that almost matches our guests – expect that it’s made of PVC rather than fabric, and the skirt is MUCH shorter, and she doesn’t have the white top under her jacket – what she has is an amazing rack, bolt-on boobs pushed tight together by the buttoned-up front of her jacket…

Beside her, her trusty part-time lover – a bulky black Rottweiler we know as Tank – is straining to jump out and get at this week’s bitch…

Renae introduces the show in her perky, squeaky voice, full of fun and energy, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your very favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is the very scariest of our dogs, Tank… And we’re back in Stevenage for the second week in a row… What are the chances?” She raises her hands, indicating that she’s amazed, then continues, “And we’re here today to meet a lovely lady, with a lovely story…”

She looks away from us, to the side, to where we saw our guest waiting before… Hello lovely lady…”

We move across quickly to our guest and look right into her face as she introduces herself in a clear, well spoken voice, “Hello. I’m Sofia Thompson. I’m 30 years old, and I’m from Stevenage… And I’m here today because my mum told me I should try it!” We sense there’s more to this story, and we’ll soon find out all about it!

We cut to a two-shot of Renae and Sofia standing together, with our host switching to interview mode, commenting that, “You must have a very enlightened mother if she told you to do this…”

Sofia sighs a little and nods, acknowledging that, “Well, yes, my mother was pretty special in her own way… She actually died when I was little, so I never got the chance to know her that well when she was alive… But yeah… She was special…”

Renae does her best to sound serious, but the squeaky voice and her overly sexual look make it hard to take her seriously, “So, if she passed on when you were a girl, how did you tell you about this…?”

Sofia answers, “Well… Mum died when I was six, and before she died, she wrote me a long letter, and left me all of these diaries she wrote growing up… She said in the letter that I could learn from her diaries…”

“Oh, that’s so beautiful…” Confirms our host, pushing on, “… And her diaries talked about dogs?”

Sofia takes a breath, “Ahh, well, yes… One of the things she wrote about, was that when she was a teenager, she used to have sex with her parent’s – my grandparents – dog… And she wrote a lot about how worried about it, but she couldn’t stop, she was addicted, and she felt very guilty about it… And I thought for a while that maybe she had forgotten that she had written all of that stuff… But… In her letter, that she wrote when she was an adult, that told me to read the diaries… The last thing she wrote to me was, ‘I regret nothing’…” She pauses, thinking about her mother’s words, then continues, “And I’ve always felt that she was telling me that I should do whatever I want to do, and just enjoy life… Guilt free…”

“And that’s why you want to have sex with a dog?” Checks Renae.

Sofia nods, “Yeah, pretty much… It’s always been on my mind. Mum did it, she felt guilty about it, but on her death bed she didn’t regret it… So, as I’ve got older I’ve wanted to do it more and more… And I’ve just been waiting for the right boyfriend with the right dog… But that combination hasn’t come up yet… So here I am.”

“So this is a recent thing..?” Asks our host, with her most inquisitive, serious face…

“Well… I tried it when I was way too young, with gran and grandpa’s dog… Not the same one mum was with… I don’t know if the dog wasn’t interested, or if I just did a terrible job, but it didn’t work out… And after that I never got another opportunity with another dog… And now, MY daughter is turning 6, the same age I was when my mother died and handed this secret on to me… So, this is a way of closing that circle…”

“Ah, I see…” Confirms Renae, but we’re not convinced she does. She continues, “And doing it with us is about making sure everything goes right, rather than about doing it on tv, infront of everyone…?”

Sofia pauses, considering how to continue, “Ahhh, well… Not quite… A lot of it is the cameras… It’s about not hiding it. I want to do what mum did, and I don’t want to hide it… And I want everyone to know what my mum told me… I was lucky that I picked it up from her diaries… I almost dismissed it as a joke, or a fantasy… I don’t want anyone to misrepresent the experience – I know my mother enjoyed it, I want to enjoy it too… And I want everyone to know… Whether I do, or not…”

Renae smiles, dimples sinking deep into her cheeks, and exclaims in her squeakiest, most excited tones, “That’s a wonderful thought… I don’t think we should make you wait another minute…”

Sofia looks happy with that – and we cut to:

Renae, kneeling on the floor, with the big Rottweiler infront of her. She’s looking up at our camera and smiling as she reaches around to rub the dog’s chest, and lower – getting him excited, talking to him… “Yeah… Yeaaahhh… You want her? Do you want her?” One hand on his collar, rubbing his chest with the other… Him twisting and pulling against her grip – very keen to get away from her grip, to get at the pale bitch on the couch…

We cut to the other side of the room to look at our guest – and she’s already stripped to her pale blue underwear, and in the process of removing her bra as she looks down at the dog… Peeling the lacey cups away to reveal a beautiful, pert pair of tits – not too big, but lovely.

Renae keeps talking, winding the Rottweiler up, “You want to fuck this filthy bitch..? Do you want to fuck her?” – and as the dog twists hard against her, she pulls her hand back, releasing him, and watches him rush over to our guest…

Our guest moves back and drops down onto the couch, then leaning forward on the edge of the couch seat, ready to welcome him – her hands out to catch his neck… Looking into his eyes, straight faced, quite serious in fact, as she ruffles the sides of his face… Leaning further forward to give him a quick kiss on the nose, pulling her head back to avoid his tongue as he swings it at her…

Having greeted him, she sits back in a very matter-of-fact way and spreads her thighs, then reaches in to pull the gusset of her panties to one side. Giving him access to her snatch – placing a hand on each thigh to split her pussy lips.

Tank doesn’t make her wait – not one to let a good opportunity pass, he ducks his head straight down between her thighs – and starts to lick her cunt… She jerks backwards as if she’s just been slapped… Her expression immediately brightening up!

As the dog licks, our host urges him on, “Go on, boy… Lick that snatch… Yeahhhh!”

Sofia leans back further, her back to the couch, spreading her legs wider, pulling on her inner thighs to open that pussy further, making sure she keeps her panties out of the way… Letting the dog drag his tongue all over, and through, her moist slot. Her mouth opening, no sound coming out at first, then a sighed “Aahhhhhh” as he works her well. Making her squirm back against the furniture, legs spreading wider as she gasps again.

She raises her feet into the air and straightens her legs out to the side – she’s not quite as flexible as the average pornstar, but it’s still an impressive sight as she reaches out to grab her heels, her legs bending slightly – her pussy wide open and the dog still slopping his tongue over it…

We move into a close-up so that we can see the dog’s tongue slipping in and out of his mouth and over her pussy lips, and between them, and in and out of her pussy, making her buck her hips as he drives her wild.

Renae continues to comment/question, “Oh, you love that, don’t you, slut?” Not waiting for an answer before pushing on with, “Nice hot doggy tongue on your hot little cunnie…!?”

Back in the wide shot, looking at our guest as she holds her legs open, and looks down over her body to the powerful black beast between her thighs, her mouth open, smiling, gasping as she watches him licking at her snatch. She ignores (or doesn’t even hear) our host’s comments, too focussed on the beast as he twists his head from side-to-side, looking for the best angle to get the most pussy.

Renae is full of excitement as she watches, urging her guest to, “Cum on his tongue… Yeaahhh… Cum on that hot tongue…”

Sofia doesn’t need the encouragement… Her widely spaced tits are shaking, her chest heaving, as she struggles to breathe through the intensity of the moment. Making little noises – squeaks rather than moans – breathing harder and harder… Getting closer to her moment of truth… The dog’s tongue taking her to the edge of insanity…

Renae continues, “You love it… Don’t you, slut..?”

Our guest arches her back, shoulders against the back of the couch, pushing her crotch up off the seat, letting the dog lick – shaking… Her body tensed… Thighs quivering… And then suddenly collapses down on the couch, letting out a loud, long growl…

Our host squeals, “YYeeeaaaaaahhhhh! She’s cumming… Gooooood sluuuuuut!” as Sofia falls away from the Rottweiler, dropping to her side, still shivering – and even as she’s dropping down, she’s trying to keep her thighs apart so the dog can keep licking… But as she drops sideways, he loses interest in her pussy – and moves along the couch to where her head comes to rest – and he steps along to lick at her mouth.

She’s still gasping and moaning, her mouth open, so when he starts to lick at her his tongue slops between her lips and into her mouth – snapping her out of her post orgasmic daze.

She instinctively pulls her head back from him, but then immediately gets into it – keeping her head down, her mouth open, easing forward toward him, letting him lick into her mouth some more…

This goes for a little while – until we hear our host prompting her to, “Come on… Let this doggy fuck you… You know you want it…” and then we fade through to a different camera angle, of the couple in a different position…

Sofia now on her knees infront of the couch, bent forward with her elbows and forearms on the couch – her arse pushed backwards toward the dog who is still bouncing around behind her. Looking back over her shoulder, breathing heavily due to her excitement… Waiting for the beast to make his move… Wiggling her arse a little as she playfully encourages him…

Tank takes the bait… Stepping forward behind her and raising up against her rear end, wrapping his front legs around her middle, pulling up tight against her cute arse, and beginning to jerk toward it. The tip of his cock poking out of his sheath, stabbing at her pussy…

“Go on… Go on, boy…” Urges Renae, “Fuck this slut!”

Under him, our guest looks happy through his initial thrusting and rocking. Being pushed forward against the couch, squashing her small tits against it, making her gasp through the smiles as he pumps at her.

Her arms spread a little infront of her and she drops her head forward against the seat cushion, pushing her backside toward the beast, trying to help him find his way home… Pushing her pussy out between her thighs – the tip of his cock prodding up against them, then between them, and then – very quickly – into her body… Driving deep… Making her gasp and scream out… “Oh fffuuccckk!” – echoed by our host’s “Yeeeaaaaah!”

The dog doesn’t wait for her reaction, he’s already launching into a violent, fast fucking motion – holding tight to her hips with his front paws as he pounds into her – shaking her body against the couch, making her swear and gasp – his big doggy cock still swelling inside her pussy as he thumps in and out… She gasps, “Fuck!” and “Shit!” throughout – and we can hear Renae’s squeaky excited calls of, “Yeeeaaaah… Fuck that slut!” in the background.

We cut to a side-angle, a shot of her bent over the couch, being pressed down on it by the beast – an excellent angle of her pale body being rocked forward as the dog pummels her behind – driving his big canine cock into her snatch.

Watching her as she is pushed forward, face into the cushion, squeals muffled…

Then we’re down to the pussy shot again – watching that big cock slipping and sliding in her cunt… Looking hard and fat, stretching her pussy around it – a few spots of cum already beginning to seep out and drip down, flying in different directions thanks to the rough action. The dog over her slowing down, pushing deeper, forcing that fat knot inside and trying to keep it there whilst it takes hold…

Back to the side shot, the dog all but stationary on her back now, with Simone turning her head on the cushion so that she can breathe – and we can see her face… Reddening, sweaty, already looking exhausted… Gasping for air as the beast continues to plough into her.

She becomes aware that the camera is on her face, and looks up – right into the lens, moaning, “Ohhhh…”

Renae leans in, microphone up to her guest’s mouth as she gasps, and asking, “Can you feel him cumming in your pussy..?”

And Sofia confirming, “Yeh… Mmmmmm… Yeeaaahh…”

She moves her elbows out from infront of her, allowing her chest and face to take her weight, and reaches back with both hands to grab hold of the back of each of his hindlegs, holding him tight to her behind… Not letting him get away from her.

We move around behind to look at her grip – and more specifically to look at his cock in her cunt, and his big balls hanging down, and his arsehole puckering, as he continues to unload into her snatch.

Back to a shot of her face – out of breath… Struggling to keep it together – clearly enjoying that massive swelling in her cunt…

Then we cut down to remind ourselves just how massive that swelling is! We’re looking up between her smooth thighs, and the knot is out of sight, but only just – it’s close enough to her pussy lips that they spread just a little each time he pulses, shooting another hot load into her snatch – each pump accompanied by a quiet moan from our guest.

We watch this for a dozen pumps… Lingering on the graphic close-up… Watching her flesh strain as the beast empties his big balls into her – and then, anticlimactically and without warning, the bulbous knot at the base of his cock simply slips back out of her, into clear view… Glistening with her pussy juices… The rest of his shaft held inside as he holds himself tight to her back.

We drop back to a wider angle, watching the big Rottie’s front paws gripping around her middle, his knot now visible behind her pussy… She’s on her elbows and knees, still gasping and moaning gently under him, moving her behind around a little to make that shaft shift in her twat.

“Yeeeaaahhh…” Coos Renae, “Milk that dog… Milk all of the hot doggy cum into your dirty pussy!”

After a few more seconds we cut to a close-up of her face – strained, reddening, sweaty… Her lips quivering as she recovers from the fucking she’s just been given.

We cut to a shot of Renae, dropping down behind Tank, reaching in between his hindlegs, and taking hold of his knot… She carefully eases it back out of her guest’s pussy… Slick with pussy juices, it slips quietly out her hole, leaving a very sloppy looking set of labial lips behind, dripping with cum.

Our host pulls the big ugly cock back between Tank’s thighs, and the beast stumbles backwards after it, dismounting from his new bitch, looking over his shoulder like he’s not sure what’s going on… Or perhaps as if he’s requesting that she gives him some pleasure too…

And she’s not about to disappoint him (or us) – with her other hand on his back, the Bitch from Blackburn leans forward and begins to kiss and lick the shaft. Making “Mmmmm” sounds as she looks toward her guest, who is twisting around on her hands and knees, looking exhausted but still excited as she turns to face the business end of the beast.

She quickly joins our host, eyes sparking and a little smile on her face as she watches that cock being licked… Waiting a moment whilst our pornstar brings her tongue along the shaft and off. Renae moves back and offers the glistening tool to her guest… Who eagerly takes over, licking it herself, working toward the head, putting her lips around it…

Renae reaches out, putting her hand on her guest’s head and pushing it onto the cock, making her take it into her mouth (not that Sofia is resisting at all). She’s sucking it in, her cheeks pulling in close. Slurping her lips up and down the shaft. Then opening her mouth around the shaft to moan, and take a breath…

Renae asks her, “What do you love, slut?”

And our guest pauses mid-stroke, keeping the cock in her mouth and talking around it to confirm that, “I love the dog-cock… I love it…”

“Juuuust like mummy!” Squeaks Renae as she watches the sucking up close.

We cut to a wider angle – looking down at the two bitches, down on their hands and knees behind the dog… Facing each other behind his arse – his big cock between them… Renae holding it back toward our guest, our guest sucking on it like it’s a limited offer… Slipping and sliding her lips up and down that shaft, then lifting a hand from the floor and runs it down over her belly, to between her smooth thighs, and slipping her fingers over her pussy, rubbing against her clit to add to the fun stuff.

“Oh yeah, work that pussy!” Urges Renae, clearly enjoying watching – but staying very close so she can flick her tongue over the shaft as well… “Suck on that cock, and fuck yourself… Slut!” – and then leaning in to lick the shaft again.

And that’s exactly what our guest continues to do… Leaning forward to suck the cock deeoer into her mouth, savouring every millimetre as she rubs her fingers over her clit and into her slot, then rocking back and almost letting that cock flop out of her mouth, whilst still rubbing her clit, then back in against, taking that warm meat into her throat…

She keeps sucking the dog and fingering herself – her fingers moving faster and faster, as she loses herself in the excitement of the moment… Doing a dog… On camera… The nation watching… Bouncing herself back toward her ankles, pushing her fingers over her clit and into her pussy… Wet and slippery – fast… Hot…

Whining slightly as she works herself… With Renae urging her on, “Go on, slut… Cum with that doggy cock in your dirty mouth…” Our host has seen so many women making themselves cum over the years, and she knows exactly what to say and when to say it… “Cum on that cock you dirty fucking cunt… Just like your filthy fucking mother used to!”

And she cums! Jamming her hand tight to her pussy, fingers deep, holding still… She pushes forward against the cock, driving it right to the back of her throat. Holding it there, just as she’s holding her pussy tight… Shaking, and choking herself… Gagging… Then tipping her head forward, pulling back a little, letting canine spunk dribble out over her lip and down over her chin right infront of our camera. Fighting off a smile the whole time as she continues to shake and moans softly… ‘MMMmmmmmmnnnn… Oh, it’s amazing… It’s greeeeaaaat!”

We’ve seen her go from being too-cool-for-school, acting like none of this matters, to being a giggly, cock-loving slut – and it’s been a beautiful transition.

Her body is shaking from the excitement as the thrills continue to roll up and down her spine, bucking her little arse up and down as she holds the cock in her mouth… She holds it as long as she can whilst Jenna spits, “Swallow it, slut! Yeah… Keep sucking!!”

Sofia goes back to sucking… Doing her best to do it right… Leaning into it, sucking slowly, then swallowing – then pausing because she can’t focus – because she’s still fingering her pussy, and her pussy is still on fire… The longer she goes on trying to suck, the more she’s smiling around the cock, starting to laugh.

Renae continues urging her on, excitedly squeaking, “Suck it, whore! Suck that doggy cock!! Suck it like your mummy!” – but our guest is too far gone, she wants to suck, but she’s got nothing left – she drops back away from the dog’s rear, his cock pulling free of her mouth as sits back, her arse to her heels… She tries to control her laughter, gasping, “Oooh God… Oooh, that was wild… I can’t believe I did that…” She kneels there, catching her breath, putting her head back and smiling at the ceiling… Then adds, to the air, “Thanks Mum!” and smiles again.

Renae keeps the cock held out toward her guest, allowing it to squirt little jets of watery spunk eighteen inches through the air against the younger woman’s widely spaced, perky tits – and Sofia reacts, still smiling and giggling, bringing her hands up to her chest to pushing her boobs out toward the dick, making sure they get a good soaking.

She confirms, “I like this…”, and brings her hands up over them, smearing and massaging the wetness all over her chest… Correcting herself to, “I LOVE this!”

Renae shuffles over, releasing Tank’s cock, bringing her hands up and reaching out to join Sofia, groping and rubbing on those soft, wet orbs.

Our guest’s boobs might not be the biggest, or the roundest, or the firmest we’ve ever seen on the show, but right now – glistening with jism, with four hands smearing it around – they look fantastic.

She lets Renae play with her tits, and brings her own hands up to her face, smearing damp palms over her cheeks, to her temples, and into her hair – leaving our host to rub and fondle one tit then the other. Sofia actually pushes them forward a little more to give her host a little more access (and encouragement) to rub and smear more.

As her tits are being fondled, she joyfully says, “Thanks soooo much for this…” – sounding like she’s thanking Renae for giving her a ride to the airport, rather than for her first experience of bestiality.

The former pornstar leans forward, bringing her face toward our guest, definitely moving in for a kiss… “That’s okay… It’s been a pleasure…”

Sofia leans in to welcome the kiss, and they share a soft, fun, sexy but light moment… They aren’t kissing as foreplay for a fuck, it’s just a friendly thank-you/you’re-welcome kiss, which ends with them laughing rather than going in for another kiss. Big smiles, bright eyes, friendly attractive women having fun.

We’ve had fun watching this nice-girl-gone-bad being fucked by our dog, getting herself on whilst sucking his dick… But we’d love to see her going a little further with Renae. We all love seeing a little post bestial lesbianism… But that’s not where our guest is going.

Renae knows it… So she quickly closes things off with this Sofia, “It was a pleasure to have you…” She giggles at her next thought, “… And I’m sure it would be a pleasure to ‘have’ you!” – and as our guest smiles in response, she leans in for another friendly rather than sexy kiss… We focus on the kiss for a moment, then both women crack into another little laugh, and our host turns back to face the camera and deliver her final monologue.

“Well, that’s it from another dirty dogslut debut… I think she’ll be back for more – I hope you will… We’ll be back next week with another slut, ready to take her bestiality bow, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… But, until then… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… And remember – there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She gives us one of her big deep dimpled smiles, and a little laugh, and turns back to share a laugh with our wet-faced guests as we fade to black.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Sofia describes her experience on the show as ‘life-changing’, and says that she has embraced the lifestyle completely.”

The middle of the screen fills with the image of Sofia sitting side-by-side with her 6-year-old daughter – it’s a very innocent, mother/daughter photograph, only the following caption makes it seem ‘off’.

More white lettering appears to tell us that, “Sofia is looking forward to introducing her daughter to the lifestyle as soon as she is old enough to take up the family tradition.”

We close in on the smiling mother/daughter image, wondering what age Sofia considers ‘old enough’ to be introduced to the lifestyle… And just what kind of mother thinks about this kind of thing regarding her six-year-old child.

And on that thought we fade to black for another week.

We open this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large car park – panning over a hundred parked cars, with two storey buildings in the distance, and then coming to rest on an unusual wood veneered three story building. Not many windows, just dark brown planks running along the outside of this huge cube. It’s a strange attempt to marry modern building methods with a more environmental/green look.

A large caption fills the screen, “STEVENAGE, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we can see signage that tells us we’re at the urgent care unit at Lister Hospital.

We pan along the front of the hospital to the ambulance bays – and note that our red transit van is parked in one of them – our UK of Zoo logo prominent on the back doors, which open to reveal this week’s host, Dennis, and his handsome Doberman dog.

The fat Cockney steps down from the back of the van like a man who can’t see where the ground is infront of him, and doesn’t care… Every step down is a step into the unknown for a man as fat as Dennis! The dog jumping down beside him and skipping around as much as the tightly held lead will allow him.

As he jumps down and starts to walk toward us, our host provides his introduction to the show in a gruff Cockney growl that few can match.

“’’Ello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name’s Dennis Baxter, and this is my co-host, and the real star of our show, Romeo… And this week I’ve brung the superstar to Stevenage… And we’re here to meet a lady from the east, with a big debt to repay…”

He smiles, then nods over behind our camera… We turn around to look back to the hospital behind us, and see a very slim, blonde walking in our direction. She’s very pale – her hair long and loose, shaggy (naturally) blonde hair, hanging either side of a face that features high cheekbones, hollow eyes, and lots of teeth. She has a natural look to her – not much make-up (if any), she’s in her forties, and whilst she’s a little too skeletal and pale to be considered attractive, she’s not unattractive either.

She barely makes any kind of eye contact with the camera, or our host, preferring to speak ‘to the room’ as she moves nervously, turning from side to side – her voice has a hard eastern European edge to it, and comes in a long monotone drone. Her English is easy to understand but frustrating to listen to…

“I’m Svetlana Maximin. I’m of 41 years. And I am a nurse from Odesa in Ukraine. I live now in Stevenage.”

We cut to a two-shot of her standing with Dennis, as usual he’s standing pretty close, making sure they are both in shot. She looks a little nervous about his proximity, so he shuffles a little further away, giving her a little space as he invites her to, “Alright then… All the way from the Ukraine to the UK… Tell me a story?”

Our guest continues to turn from side-to-side, using the movement to punctuate her speech as she pauses occasionally to think of the right way to tell her story, “When the war began at home, I can have stayed and use my skills… But… I’m scared. I don’t want fight. I want to live… I come to England and get job here. I help.”

She continues, “I am not married, I have no boyfriend. I’m very single. I don’t miss having a lover – I have a very busy job.”

She takes a breath, steadying herself as she prepares to step deeper and tell us her actual reasons for being here.

“I want to be on U K of Zoo because I have friend in Odesa, and we had lots of problem weeth money… When we are young, she borrow money for us for studies from some bad men.” She pauses, thinking through the story. “She borrow money for us. But ‘she’ borrow money.” She nods, happy that she’s explained it correctly. “After a year they tell her she have to work to pay it back.”

Beside her, Dennis is nodding, understanding what he’s hearing. “I fink I know where this is goin’…”

His guest continues, “She can work in hotel for 30 days, with every man they send her, or she can make one veedeo for them weeth dog… So she think she do it fast. One day – make veedeo with dog. She did it, and after she tell me it was good. She like it. One time!” She pauses, waiting for Dennis to confirm that her understands. He nods, and she nods… Then she continues…

“You see… She like it, but she think this will be quick and then forget it. She did not know it would be on the internet and everyone will see. But now everyone see her video and know her. People call her dogfucker, and call her dirty slut… I feel guilty that she borrow the money for me too. And she make the doggy veedio… And I never pay for the money.”

Dennis interrupts/confirms, “So, you feel you owe your friend something?”

She screws her face up as she thinks, then answers, “Nooooo… Not really… Not owe… But I want to geeve to her. I want to share weeth her… So, if I do these show, she will not be the only one called names.”

“Does it help that she said it was good when she was with the dog?” Dennis enquires.

The skinny Ukranian shrugs, and half smiles, “Well… I like sex, but I don’t like doggies… But I want sex with doggy for my friend to feel better. And eef eet eez good… That would be nice.”

“I bet…” Nods our host.

She shrugs again, and smiles, then tells us that, “Well… I have no boyfriend or husband… So… Maybe this will be fun! My friend said she had fun until other people saw the video… So, eef I like, maybe I can find someone who lend me dog sometimes when I feel I need it!”

“And what if people here are as cruel to you, as they were to your friend back home?” Dennis checks.

The skinny blonde pauses, considering her options, swinging a little more, then answers, “It’s okay… I’m from Ukraine, not here… Even if this ruin my life here, I wait for war to end and just go home…” She shrugs.

Her friend was dumb enough to make a dogsex movie without realising that people would see her on the internet, and now she is clearly dumb enough to not realise that UK of Zoo is broadcast around the world on the internet. Still, it’s not our job to talk guests out of having some canine fun, so we don’t question her any further…

We cut to a shot of our slim guest, in the cheap bedroom of a cheap flat – standing infront of a cheap double bed. She’s already slipping off her nurse’s uniform, revealing an extremely skinny body. Bony shoulders, pencil thin arms, ribs sticking out and her small white bra under very little strain from within.

She speaks as she undresses, “I’m a leetle nervous… But I’m very happy to do these… I haff been waiting for long time to try…”

She continues, unfastening her loose trousers and slipping them down over her narrow hips and down legs which are almost as skinny as her arms. White panties only reach half-way over her arse, showing off her angular hips, and ironing board flat belly.

She looks off camera to Dennis, and Romeo, and flashes another hollowed cheeked, wide-mouthed smile. “He ees very handsome… I theenk he will be very nice.”

Dennis chuckles, “Oh, I don’t know about nice… But I never ‘eard anyone ever complain!”

Svetlana smiles and reaches up to hook the bra straps off her shoulders one at a time, then pushes each arm up through the strap so that everything is under her arms… Pulling the cups away from her small boobs, she then pulls the whole bra down from her rib-cage to her belly, loosening it so that she can spin it around her middle and easily unhook the rear (which is now at the front), looking up to comment, “Yes… I theenk he weel be very nice!”

Bra thrown away, she moves onto her panties – taking hold of each side and pulling them down, the gusset sticking to her wet pussy for a moment before snapping away as she lets the underwear fall down her legs to her ankles, then stepping out of them… And she’s naked… Barely there, pale and skinny – bones sticking out, her nipples sticking out from her little tits. Defiantly too thin, sadly lacking in any real shape.

Dennis, never the fussiest judge in the world, nods and notes, “Very niiiiice indeed…”

We cut to a shot of the big Doberman, his tail wagging slowly as he waits for the skinny girl to make her move…

She approaches and crouches down infront of him. Reaching forward with both hands to stroke his narrow snout, head and neck – bringing one hand under his jaw, the other on top of his head. Then leans forward, and kisses him on the nose…

The black and tan beast reacts by flicking his tongue out and licking at her mouth – and she lets him… Thin lips tight together, eyes closed, letting his big wide pink tongue slop over her skeletal face, and pale skin.

She relaxes, letting him push her lips around, his wide tongue leaving wet glistening patches on her jaw, her chin, cheeks, nose… Lips smooshed.

She occasionally lets out a little, closed-mouth squeak… Amused, aroused, ‘aving fun!

Once he’s had all he wants, the sleek beast backs away, looking past our girl, over her… He clearly has other ideas on his mind… Rising up infront of her without any warning, landing his huge paws on her shoulders and toppling her backwards – tumbling forward over her, narrowly avoiding stepping on her throat…

Despite his fearsome looks and her fragile nature, she laughs at all of this…

Romeo stands over her, tailing wagging, looking down at her – his sheath hanging almost directly above her face – the pink tip of his cock already showing…

She reaches up and strokes his side from beneath… Smiling up at him, her teeth prominent due to how thin she is… “Oooohh… It’s look good!”

It’s hard to imagine that she finds too much tasty – she looks like she hasn’t eaten for a week. Her eyes, and the way her bony ribcage is rising and falling, stretching the thin layer of skin over it, combine to suggest that she’s hungry now though…

And we can tell exactly what she’s hungry for…

She brings her hands back down to her flat chest, fingers tickling over her nipples, pinching them, pulling on them… Looking up at the dog’s sheath the whole time… Then reaching up with one hand to fondle it (the fingers of her other hand still working her nipples, one then the other)…

She pinches the shaft of his cock through the furry pocket of his sheath – jerking a little more fun into it – making it swell… Pulling the sheath back and forth… Looking up at it and gasping “I can’t wait to suck these!” excitedly.

She continues to fondle it and more of the dark pink shaft begins to poke out of the sheath – longer and thicker… And apparently irresistible… We can see the hunger in her eyes… Leaning forward, her mouth open… Trying to wait until it’s bigger, but clearly wanting it now…

We hear Dennis, off camera, urging her to, “Go on… Suck it…. It’s zero calories!!”

Although it was meant as a joke, it seems to be enough to convince our guest that it’s worth doing… Now…

She leans forward, raising her face toward the dog’s cock, opening her mouth wider and taking the meat into her mouth… Letting the angled tip slide over her tongue – then closes her lips around it, with a smile, and begins sucking…

She drops her hand from his shaft (her lips taking over their duties stimulating the tool), taking it down between her skinny thighs to begin fingering her hairy pussy… As her fingers go to work on her clit, her lips are working his shaft… Slurping on it, sucking noisily, bouncing her head under him – up toward his belly, sucking the cock in, then backwards, drawing her lips along it…

She works it for a little while, then pulls back, turning her head to one side – mouth opening… The cock that comes out is bigger than the cock that went it… Swollen, hard, lighter and covered with speckled little blood-vessels…

She may be a filthy slut – but her apparent fearing of eating takes priority… She doesn’t even want to swallow his cum. Too much protein?

She gasps, “Ooohhh… He eees sooo tasteeee!” –

She allows saliva and cum spill over her lip to run down her chin as she catches her breath, his cock held just infront of her face – big and hard, shooting another little jet of spunk at her every few seconds… Letting it hit her chin, then sticking her tongue out to catch the next jet – but letting it run off before she brings her tongue back in…

Romeo is obviously getting tired of feeling nothing around his cock, because he begins to jerk at her hand, pushing toward her face… Then pulling away from her, and staggering over her upper body, walking away from her – fucking the air… Looking for something to somewhere to park his prick…

The skinny waif moves quickly, rolling over onto her front, her tiny titties against the cheap carpet and shuffling her knees up under her – she barely raises her upper body, just her skinny arse…

Romeo spots her new position and comes right back at her, moving up behind and quickly rising up and over her narrow, bony hips… Pushing up against her skinny little arse, front legs over her – down to the floor, rather than around her, standing over her and pumping at her, his big dick swinging and slapping against her without threatening to actually penetrate her…

She looks tiny under him – slight and frail… It’s probably a good job that he’s not taken a grip around her middle, she looks like she might snap in two! As hot as she is for the beast – she looks like she’s a little worried about the possibility of being injured too… Her head turned to the side, looking up at us with her hollow eyes – a slightly fearful look on her face as the dog continues to pump and probe at her rear end.

With her small chest on the floor, her hands are free to reach back – and they are… One outside her thigh, the other between her legs, searching for his cock, trying to find it and steer it home… The strain showing on her face as she struggles to make this work…

“Cam on…” She gasps, her frustration clear as he continues to jab at her – his cock swinging just out of reach of her fingers… “Fuck meeee… Cam oooonn…!”

She finally manages to catch the tip on her fingers, pushing it up toward her pussy – pressing it against her, and letting him do the rest, driving it between her lips, deep into her as he launches right into a high-speed assault… Making her shout – angry, hurt, and excited, “FUUUUUU… OHH AAAAHHHH… OOHH BOZZZHHEEE… BOZZZHHEEEE!”

She’s knocked around, with virtually no muscle to push back against him, she’s little more than a rag-doll to be dominated… And dominate he does – his weight pushing down on her, his big cock slamming into her, every thrust threatening to fold her double or drive her body into the floor…

We cut to a low angle, looking up between her skinny thighs, seeing what that canine cock is doing to her small body – bowing those pussy lips wide as he fills her up – the fat tool glistening as it thrusts in and out of her, the bulb at the bottom of the shaft already beginning to stretch that cunt wider with each stroke…

The pitch of her voice rising as the action continues and she realises she’s completely out of her depth, “OOOHH… AAAAHH… OHH DDDAAAAAAAAA! DA… DA… AAHH!”

Back to the wide-angle to emphasize the difference between the bone thin woman and the sleek muscular beast. Him hunched over her, pumping his hindquarters and hammering into her – knocking her forward with every thrust. Her whole body shaking under the onslaught… She’s clearly struggling to handle the power of his thrusts… But she’s still loving it, despite the pain and the fear, “DDAAAA DAAAAA…”

Our beast shows no mercy – holding tight around her middle, leaning back, pulling into her pelvis, hitting hard, driving deep, and then again, and again… Barely thirty seconds worth and our guest, already resting on her chest, just collapses forward under him… She was never knotted, so she’s able to just pull her pussy down from his cock as she lays flat on her belly, her legs tight together – shaking… Romeo is half crouching above/behind her, fucking the air above her arse… Wanting to continue – not quite understanding that the girl isn’t there anymore.

Dennis is calling out with excitement, “Did he finish you off already? Good boyyyy!!”

On the floor, on her front, shaking, eyes closed… Half whispering, half gasping, “Daaaaaaa… I ccuuummmmm… MMmmmmm…”

We cut down to a close up of his Romeo’s fully exposed cock as he begins to settle above her, realising that the fuck is over… That big chunk of meat – fat and long, rock hard – still twitching, shooting little jets of spunk out of the ugly head… Splashing over her narrow, pale bottom and back.

We cut to a close-up of her face – her cheek on the floor… Her mouth open, eyes closed… Breathing hard and wincing… Exhausted.

Back to a wide-shot… Watching the dog standing over his collapsed bitch…

Dennis steps into the shot, kneeling behind them and reaching in under her dog – holding a glass under the end of his dick, catching those little jets of cum. Reaching in with his other hand to massage the beast’s shaft, ensuring that the squirts keep coming… Leaning over to look under him at his guest and checking, “Are you okay under there?” Then adding, “He fucks hard, doesn’t he?”

Svetlana nods silently without lifting her face from the floor, just breathing – trying to recover.

As Dennis continues to milk the dog, our guest gradually regains her senses… Shivering more than shaking now… She gathers her energy, and twists over from her belly to her back, still under the beast, so that she’s looking up at him from below.

Dennis encourages her to take over the dick stroking activity, and the skinny blonde slowly raises a hand and begins to brush her fingers along the hard flesh, gasping, “Ohhh… It’s like a rock…”

Our host, bending forward over the dog, his belly hanging over his jeans and out of his shirt, continues to hold the glass under his dog’s dick, catching his sperm… “And it’s full of all this lovely jism for you!”

They exchange smiles as they share the milking duties… The man proud of his dog’s staying power, the woman impressed by it as they drain those big, heavy balls…

We cut to a wide angle shot, from across the room, getting a chance to see our crew at work – diligently catching the close-up shots of the fat man and the skinny woman, jerking the big dog off into that glass… Sticking with this angle for long enough to get the idea that this milking session took a long time…

Then we’re back to a close-up of the dog’s dick, almost hanging into the glass, still ejaculating… A good measure of cloudy grey fluid at the bottom. We can tell from the volume of cum that several minutes have passed since the milking began.

Dennis pulls the glass out from under the dog to check the contents, and confirms that, “I think that’s just about enough…” as Svetlana continues to stroke his dick over her chest. She looks up at our host and nods in response to his comment – holding the beast for a few more seconds, letting the last little load of cum squirt and drip from his dick, onto her little tits – then releasing him…

Romeo pauses for a moment, his cock shrinking rapidly as soon as our skinny slut stops playing with it – then he steps over her and begins to walk away, twisting around and trying to lick at his own dick.

“It’s traditional around these parts…” Confirms Dennis, still holding the glass up, “… For a dirty slut who’s just been fucked by a Doberman… To drink his seed as a salute to his magnificence!”

Svetlana takes a breath, and the sits herself up, looking exhausted after the brief fuck, her skinny legs flopping wide, her pussy looking raw and wet… She reaches out toward Dennis, who hands over the glass of freshly milked dog-sperm… Grey and watery, slopping around the bottom.

Our guest whispers a “Thank you” as she takes the glass and holds it up, taking a look at all of this fluid that was in the dog’s big balls a little while ago – she raises it toward our camera, says “This is for you, Ana…” – then brings it to her thin lips and tips it up slowly, pouring the mix slowly – almost too slowly – over her bottom lip and into her mouth…

Closing her lips together, she swills the jism around noisily, pushing it through her teeth, tipping her head back and opening her mouth to let us look down into her as she gargles cum…

After a few seconds she rights her head, her mouth still open, letting the dirty dog juice dribble out and down her chin, dripping down and missing her body, then hitting her thighs…

She tips her head back out of the way and upends the glass, pouring the rest of the cum over her little tits and using her other hand to smear it over them, making her skin glisten, her pointed nipples as hard as ever… Looking up into our camera and pursing her lips, blowing us a kiss through spunk-wet flesh… Then gasping, “I theeeenk I like eeeet!” – and giving us a shiny faced smile, then a giggle. “I theeeenk my friend got lucky – she got paid for theeese, I did eeeet for free!!”

It’s notable that she didn’t actually swallow any of that cum from the glass. As filthy as she is – she can’t bring herself to swallow anything.

Dennis slips in closer, putting a big, meaty arm around her and pulling her into his arm-pit. “You’ve just learned what every slut learns eventually… There’s nuffink in the world like a Doberman’s dick!”

“Yes!” She confirms, smiling up at Dennis, then at the camera, and confirming, “I want more of these deeeks… Many many Doberman deeeeks.”

“Well, if you say goodbye to the nice ladies and gentlemen…” Dennis smirks. “I’m sure we can arrange some more ‘Doberman deeeeeks’ for you.”

She looks genuinely excited, “Ohhhhhh…” – then to the camera, “Goodbye… And thank you to the show… I look forward to everyone seeink these show. Thank you!”

Dennis gives her another crushing hug to his side as she glistens and smiles. He looks up toward the camera and delivers his closing monologue, “Well, that’s all for another week… I fink we’ve demonstrated that the power of the United Kingdom of Zoo stretches far beyond these shores… Whether this little cunt takes out full citizenship in the U.K. of Zoo, or returns home to the Ukraine, I’m sure she’ll be playing with doggies again the future!”

As he’s talking, Svetlana is already losing interest in his words, twisting around to look back at Romeo, who is circling around back toward the action… She reaches out toward him and strokes his head as Dennis continues… “But for now, from myself, my dog, and his new bitch… We wish you a good night… One of my filthy friends will be back next week… Until then – you look after yourself…!” He holds up two fat fingers in a V-sign, “… And peace to the people of the Ukraine!”

By now our guest is so into playing with the dog again that she doesn’t even notice Dennis’s message of solidarity to her home nation… And we fade out on his v-sign and her head rubbing of Romeo.

After a few seconds of black – white text begins to type along the top of the screen, telling us – “Following her appearance on the show, Svetlana felt an irresistible pull to return to the Ukraine… To be with her friend, Ana…”

The middle of the screen fills with an image of our very skinny blonde guest, standing next to a similar brunette, with a large black Labrador dog standing between them… They are both bending slightly toward the dog so that they can each hold his collar. Smiling and waving toward us with their other hand.

A second caption begins to print at the bottom of the screen, “They now share a small house with a large Labrador named Maksym. Svetlana claims that they both have a relationship with the dog, but not with each other. All three are very happy with the arrangement.”

We fade out for another week, happy that another young lady has found her happy place within the borders of United Kingdom of Zoo, which as we all know, stretch far beyond the borders of Great Britain and Ireland!

We open this week’s show with a shot of a wide motorway running directly below us. Cars race by at 80mph, three lanes south, three lanes north. Then we drop down to the side of the road, seeing a sign that reads, “Leicester Forest East services ‘Welcome Break’”

Contrary to the sign saying ‘Leicester’, the screen fills with a caption that reads, “LUTON, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades and we’re in a large car park, looking toward a three story, grey motel – and then to the side, a ‘Welcome Break’ services building, which contains (according to the signage, a branch of ‘Waitrose’).

We pan away from the building and look across the car park, gradually turning far enough to see a familiar vehicle parked next to us – our big red Ford Transit van, with the UK of Zoo logo on the front and the side. Almost as soon as we’re looking at it, the side door of the van slides open to reveal the smiling, blonde haired, big-boobed form of our former Playboy centrefold, and All-American dogslut.

She leans forward as she steps out of the van, giving us an even better view of her amazing cleavage, which bounces as she straightens up and begins to walk in our direction… A solid, short but wide white bull-terrier jumps out of the van beside her, then pads along instep with her, looking up at her as she walks.

Our host is grinning broadly, white teeth bared, she introduces this week’s show in a friendly mid-west American accent that almost makes us want Americans host all of our shows. “Hi there, pet fans… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this week I’ve brought my beautiful boy Buddy on the road with me – looking for lust in a strange place, with a strange woman…”

We cut to a shot of a car pulling into the car park – nothing special, the typical housewife special, a little Mitsubishi – focusing in on the front of the car, the blurred number plate, then in on the front window to see a middle-aged brunette peering in our direction as she drives toward a parking spot. We hear a voice – one of our production team – quietly confirming, “Yeah, that’s her…” – and then cut to a shot of her getting out of the now parked car as our crew moves in, Jenna leading the way.

Then in close-up – round-faced, wearing perhaps a little too much make-up. She’s fuller figured and smartly dressed, and that brunette hair is beautifully conditioned, hanging long and shiny, with a gentle wave all the way down to the level of her boobs. She looks simultaneously amused and nervous as she straightens up and looks into our camera – then introduces herself in a quite posh, smooth accent. “Good afternoon… My name is Cynthia Chesterfield. I’m a 56-year-old housewife, and mother of four, and I’m from Luton… And I… Crave fun and attention!” She shrugs, as if that’s all the reason she needs to give to be appearing on our show.

We cut to a two-shot of our guest standing next to our host. It’s another occasion when we think this is a little unfair… Cynthia is pleasant enough, but standing her beside our former Playboy playmate just reminds how plain a normal woman looks.

Jenna raises her microphone to begin her interview, asking, “So, Cynthia, tell us… Why are we here today?”

“Haha… Well… We’re here today because I’m a dirty pervert… And this is where I get my kicks!” She smirks, then continues. “And the reason I wanted you to meet me here, is that I like to be the centre of attention, and recently, it’s my daughter that everyone is fussing over… Sooo… I want to get it back! Ha haaa..!”

Jenna nods, pretending she understands what her guest is talking, then pushes for clarification, “So – you want everyone to see you having sex with a dog… Because..?”

Cynthia nods, “I want everyone to see me, and I want everyone to talk about me… I’m not turned on by dogsex… But I am turned on by everyone seeing me do it, and everyone talking about it!”

Jenna nods again, smiling this time because she DOES understand that concept. “Okay… So tell me a little more about ‘this place’…” She waves her hands around the car park and toward the service station.

Her guest sighs and smiles, shaking her head a little as if she’s ashamed, though she clearly isn’t. “Yes… I’ve been coming here, almost every day… Weekdays… When hubby is at work… For the last, four years… I meet people online and arrange to meet them here, or I just come down and see if I can find a truck-driver, or a random traveller… And just have some dirty sex, just a grope and poke… Just to pass the time really… And because, like I said, I enjoy the attention… I love to think about these blokes driving up and down the M1 thinking about this dirty slut they just had an half hour with – and they’re never going to see me again…”

“Unless they watch the show..?” Adds the American.

Cynthia gasps, “Oh yeah… I hadn’t thought about that… This wasn’t about them – this was about my family… But yeah, all of them will see this and think, I fucked a slut that fucks dogs!” From the way she’s smiling we can guess that this thought is touching her deep inside.

“So, tell me about your family… Why are they making you want to do this?”

Cynthia calms down from her previous thought, and smiles again as she goes back to her original reason for being here – loving the chance to talk to camera and tell her story. “Yes… Well… I’m happily married, despite my ‘hobby’, and I’ve got three perfectly wonderful children… I say children, but they’re all grown up and out of the house now… That’s when I started doing ‘this’…” She waves her hands around the car park to indicate her truck-stop activities, “They moved out and I just sort of, lacked focus, no one to look after, nothing to do… And I started wanting to be important to someone… And then I started to really enjoy the dirtiness of it all… It’s so sleazy…”

Jenna nods, still not looking like she understands where her guest is going with this, “And what made you decide to take it from truck-drivers to dogs?”

“Ahhh… That’s a little sad… Possibly not a great reflection on me… Ah… My daughter recently got married… And with all of the arrangements, it took all up all of my time for months… I loved it, I loved helping her… She’s my pride and joy… But – I missed out on all of my afternoon fun and games… And now that it’s all done, and she’s married… I want to catch up! I don’t begrudge her having her big day, and it was beautiful… But…” She begins to grin – and almost demented grin that confirms everything she is saying with just a single look. “I want everyone to think about me… Talk about me…” Her tone rising until she’s almost squealing, “It’s all about meeeee!”

We hold this image for a moment, then cut to the inside of a small motel room. A location not far from the service station…

Cynthia is stripping down, and is already down to her white underwear – a simple satin bra and panty combination. Her soft, middle-aged flesh is nicely tanned, with plenty of curves. Blouse and skirt off, she’s flicking her long black hair back off her shoulders, smiling as she notes that, “I think I’ve probably had a couple of dozen ‘sessions’ right here on this bed… There’s nothing like a big sweaty truck driver giving you everything he’s got to make you feel like a dirty slut!”

We hear Jenna from off camera, noting that, “There’s something a hell of a lot better than a truck driver to make you feel dirty…”

We cut down to the white bull terrier at her feet, standing and then sitting, wanting to go for it, waiting for an order from his American mistress…

Then we’re back to our guest as she squats down, reaching her hands out toward the beast – and confirming, “Yes… I bet he will…”

She grabs and strokes at his wide head as soon as he is within reach, making him feel welcome – and judging from her smile, gaining a lot of pleasure from simply being in contact with a dog… The knowledge of what she’s about to do is enough to get her grinning uncontrollably. She confirms what we already know, “Oh, I feel sooo bloody dirty!”

Kneeling upright, she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra, and lets it fall away from her big boobs as the dog bounces around infront of her – recognising what boobs mean… He’s definitely about to have some fun!

She brings an arm across her chest, under the boobs – supporting them on her forearm, offering them, with their hard nipples up to the fun-loving beast…

He shows little interest, an experimental lick, nothing more – so she moves her arm, bringing her hands up under her boobs, lifting them up and together and leaning back a little, arching her back, offering them to him a little more obviously – letting him lick a couple of times.

Again, he loses interest pretty quicky, so now she bends her head forward and spits – letting a line of saliva drop to one of her nipples – wetting it and interesting him… Asking – almost begging, “Lick them… I love to have them licked…”

He answers her request, quickly licking the spit from her tits, a couple of fast strokes, and then backs off again… “That’s better than nothing, I suppose.” She giggles as she switches to the other tit, letting another long line of saliva hang down to that one – wetting the top of the breast and the nipple, then offering it up, glistening and shiny, to the dog to clean up again. Which he does, making her sigh – looking up into our camera with a confident smile…

The dog backs off, tail wagging… He seems to think this is a game… He’s looking forward to the next round! More spit please, bitch!

She obliges, dropping her head again and letting another line of spit drop down from her lips to a nipple, then keeping her head forward, smiling as more drip hangs off her bottom lip to her tit, and the dog comes in to clean up again… Both tits now shiny with spit – hers and the dog’s…

She begins to drool another line – but this time the dog lifts his head and licks the spit from her mouth before it gets to her tit, making her laugh and cough as he follows up, planting kisses on her mouth as it opens…

She gets into it right away, opening wider and pushing her tongue out over her bottom lip – letting his slop his tongue over it. Keeping her head down within his range… Letting him lick and lick… And whenever he looks like stopping, she just moves her head after him, wriggling her tongue to attract his attention again – then opening wider so his next slopping kiss can slip right inside.

Jenna asks, “Do you like that?” – and Cynthia nods back at her, smiling, nodding her head, without ever closing her mouth or stopping the dog…

Cooper keeps moving back, making our guest lean further forward, chasing him, offering her mouth and tongue up…

Jenna continues, “You’re the centre of attention… Everybody watching you… You love it, don’t you..?” – and Cynthia nods and smiles through the lick again.

The dog finally moves a little too far from her, and she over balances as she follows him – falling forward onto her hands and ending up in almost predictable doggy stance… Almost like Cooper had planned it!

He skips around behind her – no longer interested in her mouth or her tits, heading straight for her rear…

Stepping over her lower legs, and taking up position directly behind her – lining up – then lurching forward and up onto her wide back, a paw on her back at first, then letting it slip off to the side, scratching down her ribs – making her yelp and twist, but quickly overpowering her and grabbing around her soft middle…

“AAahhhhhhh!” she gasps, and we can tell the scratch has hurt her – but he’s already stabbing at her pussy, and his thrusts quickly distract her from the slight fleshwound – she’s more concerned about deep penetration than surface damage!

We hear Jenna confirming, “Oh he wants you, bitch… Get those fucking panties out of the way…”

Cynthia lifts a hand from the floor, pushing it back behind her arse, hooking the gusset of her panties away from her pussy and out of her deep butt crack, and pulling them to the side of her arse – exposing herself to the beast – who makes a second, even more concerted effort to penetrate her…

We cut to a low angle shot just in time to see the white beast bumping up against the tanned bitch – the blunt end of his fast-growing cock bumping up against her pussy lips, then pushing between them, and then slipping in deep…

She lets out a loud, shocked sounding, “Huuuuhhhhhh!” as fantasy becomes reality…

Then we move back to a wide shot so we can see the fuck in all its glory… The big dog on the big woman’s back – his thumping action making her whole body shake – her big titties swinging under her as he drives into her from the rear. Arching his back over hers, jamming his sheath up between her thighs, thrusting that cock deep into her… Making her grunt as much as she gasps…

Jenna, off camera, states the obvious, partly for us, but mostly for her guest, “He’s fucking you now! You dirty dogfucker, you!!”

We cut to the side, looking at our host as she watches the scene, a strange smile on her face – jealous, impressed, horny… She continues, “It’s fucking good, isn’t it?”

The only response Cynthia can offer is, “Ooooooohhhhhhh!” as she drops forward from her hands to her elbows, her tits dangling down and brushing against the floor… She quickly switches her weight onto one of her forearms, reaching back with the other hand, twisting her body so she can clamp it on top of Cooper’s back and hold him in place as he continues to fuck her.

Barely fifteen seconds in and he’s already beginning to slow down, struggling to keep his hind-feet on the floor now that she has tipped forward and her arse is higher in the air, scrabbling for grip as he continues to push forward… Bouncing on her as he keeps that dick pumping in and out of her sloppy hole.

Every thrust sends her rocking forward, fighting to support herself on that one arm, her chest being forced down – pancaking her soft tits against the floor…

Jenna still offering encouragement from off camera, “Go on boy, fuck her good… Give that bitch what she came here for!”

And he does… Not so much pounding her, as just rocking against and over her, moving his cock around in her – deep in her… Holding tight with his front paws, doing his best to lock himself in tight with that horrible fat knot of his… Making her gasp louder and more urgently, “OOOHHH UUUUHHHH MMMNnnnnNN!”

Jenna moves in behind them and drops to the floor, on all fours, looking up between their legs – and we cut down to the low angle again to get her point of view, looking up between her thighs to see Cooper’s thick shaft pushing in and out of her snatch – the knot pushing between them, spreading them, then snapping out again – cum dribbling and spraying around with each stroke. “Ooooohhh… Look at that knot… How does that feel, slut?”

All Cynthia can manage in response is another growled, “OOOOHHHHH MMMMNNNNNN!”

The fuck continues for a few more thrusts, and then the knot is tucked away inside, with her fleshy pussy lips closing up around it – and they are suddenly quite still… With her still gasping – grunting almost… “UUURRRGGG HHHHHAAAHHHH UURRRRGGGHHH!”

His hind-paws barely reaching the floor as he attempts to balance on her rear – her arm back, hand clamped on his back to keep him in place…

We cut around to the front, looking right into Cynthia’s face… Her mouth hanging open, wordless – but telling us everything about how this feels… Painful, but amazing… Too big, but juuuust right.

She gasps, her face twisting up, and turns her head to try and look back over her shoulder – and we move slightly so we can see the dog’s head on her shoulder, his snout up close to her ear.

We can see her straining to support him – he’s not that heavy, but he’s solid – and he’s a dog, with a fat cock stretching her cunt… It’s hard work… And she’s enjoying every second – bringing her hand from his back, down to the floor to help take his weight, leaving him just about balanced on her wide arse.

Jenna prompts her, “How does that feel?”

Cynthia raises her head, looking into our camera, pausing as she thinks about it, then gasping another, “OOoohhhhhhhhh… I….. MMMmmnnnnnn…” It’s obvious that for our guest, there are no words to sum up the over-powering, sensational feeling of a dog’s knot stretching you out, whilst his hot spunk fills you up… A fucking dog… Oooooohh myyyyyyyy… A fucking dog!” She keeps repeating it, as if just saying it makes this all feel so much dirtier.

We cut down to Jenna’s hand-held close-up again, looking up between the dog and his bitch’s chunky legs – taking another look at that big cock jammed in her cunt, the knot stretching her lips out. It’s big enough that they can’t close up all the way, so we can see the rear end of the knot inside.

Pulling back a little we can see his arsehole swelling, then tightening up – pulsing as he unloads the contents of his big balls deep inside her. There are still a few drips of his semen working out of her pussy, not quite sealed in by his knot – which is more an indication of the size of her cunt, than of his cock!

We cut to a wider angle and take in the whole scene again… Our aging, slightly overweight, glammed up mother-of-the-bride, on her knees and leaning forward on one outstretched forearm, her big tits pressed to the floor, steadying herself with her other hand…

A big, ugly beast balancing on her behind, toes barely touching the floor on either side of her thighs, his fat cock stuffed in her cunt, the knot stretching her pussy, keeping him in place… And her looking back over her shoulder at him – pure lust in her eyes, clearly loving this moment more than anything she’s done in years.

Then we’re back to the close-up of her pussy – noting that the lips look a little more bowed, spreading wider as the knot slowly eases back, glistening, with a few drops of dog-spunk beginning to leak out again…

We hear her let out a loud gasp, “OOooooHHHH FFFFFUuuuuhhhhhh….”, as the knot shifts and a little gap opens up – a squirt of cum streaming out and dribbling down her inner thigh…

We move around to get a view of her face – that strained look of joy only a knotted woman ever has… The this-hurts, it-lasts-too-long, and I-don’t-want-to-stop look… She gasps and gags throughout the remainder of the tie – it looks like hard work, but our guest handles it well. And we watch her handling it for a little longer than some viewers might find comfortable, watching her taking short, deep breaths as she struggles through it…

Then, as the volume of her moans begins to increase, and we cut to wider angle as she starts shifting her body – pushing her arse back up into the dog’s belly… We keep moving around behind her and focus in on the knot in her pussy just in time to see it easing back out, twisting to the side as it pops half out of her, cum squirting out and dripping around it – her letting out a loud grunt as it vacates her hole…

Then it twists to the side, the other way, and the other half of the knot pops out, leaving the shaft inside a freshly loosened twat… With cum dripping out around it.

Cynthia collapses forward under him, no longer able to support her own weight, let alone his… Falling forward off his cock, which slides out of her and swings away. As she drops, Cooper releases his grip around her middle and drops his front paws to the floor on either side of her – meaning that he’s able to stand over her as she lays face-down on the floor under him… His big dick resting and twitching on her bum… Shooting more jism along her back.

We look at that big sexy tool for a few seconds, then track along her back, over that jism streaked flesh, covered in sweat and short dog hairs, over her shoulder to her exhausted face… She turns her head to the side to look into the lens as we reach her, still out of breath, managing a half smile, and confirming, “I had a great time… I feel soooo dirty… Yeah… I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did!” And she blows us a little exhausted kiss.

We pull back to see our American host, sitting on the floor, leaning toward her guest – looking up from her to our camera and smiling as she sums things up for another week.

“I think everyone had a real good time…. Especially my boy Cooper, here!” She laughs. “I’m not sure anyone enjoyed it as much as you did though, you old slut!” She looks back at her guest, who flashes another little smile then drops her head to the floor.

Jenna looks back to the camera and continues, “Of course, the reality is that just about every lady we’ve ever had on the show has had the time of her life with this most amazing experience – and you could have that amazing time too… Just email us, and we’ll do our best to get you on the show – if you’re brave enough… And horny enough… And slutty enough…” She pauses, letting our viewers contemplate whether they want to be on the show, knowing that thousands of ladies are fantasizing about it right now… Then she continues, “We’ll be back again next week with another slutty lady who has already made the decision to join us, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”

We pan away from the American and back to our guest, still on her belly, tits flat to the floor, white dog standing over her with a fat hard-on resting on her arse… And we fade out for another week…

The screen in black for a moment, then white lettering begins to type along the top of the screen, “Immediately after filming, Cynthia realised – to her horror – that she had enjoyed herself so much that she had completely forgotten to blow our beast…”

The middle of the screen fills with mobile phone quality video – we’re looking down at Cynthia, who is topless, on her knees in the open air – with two dogs backed up to her, their cocks swung back toward her mouth. She’s smiling and laughing as she moves from one to the other. Her lips, chin and cheeks are wet – because as she’s sucking one cock, the other is rubbing against her skin, and vice versa. We can hear her gasp, “I can’t get enough… I need more…” – before she casts a quick glance up at our camera just as she’s switching from one dick to the other… We freeze frame with both cocks in mid-squirt, shooting right into her open mouth.

A second caption begins to type at the bottom of the screen, “She’s doing her best to make-up for her oversight – catching up with as many dog owners as she can to ensure that she remains the centre of attention! We wish her the best of luck in her quest.”

And as that still image of twin canine ejaculations taunts our viewers – we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show with a shot of the iconic red iron Forth Bridge as it stretches away from us, across the wide stretch of water… Thin, then fat arches, then thin, then fat arches again, all the way into the distance… We’re down at the waterside, beside the Forth, so the near end of the bridge is looming up above us to our side.

We pan away from the bridge, behind us, by the river – to look at a small, old town. It’s almost impossibly Scottish and coastal – granite and sandstone buildings, almost medieval on either side of a narrow (single lane) brick-lined street with double-yellow lines on either side. Houses on either side, no room for gardens… Moving along the street – the fronts of the buildings turn from houses to shopfronts – all old, just a big window and a door. Traditional looking places selling clothes, then books, then antiques, then cakes…

A caption fills the screen, telling us that this is, “QUEENSFERRY, SCOTLAND.”

As the caption fades, we see our host walking toward us – small, bulky, white haired – his hands in his pockets because it’s so cold. He introduces the show, and himself, as he approaches.

“Hallo, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this week, I’m not far from home – here in the greatest country on Earth… And I’m here to meet a young lady who claims she can’t say no to a dare!

We cut to an image of a couple approaching from the other direction. Despite the cold she’s wearing shorts and a crop-top t-shirt. Her legs are muscular, her body lean – belly completely flat, ripped. Her arms strong. She’s slim rather than a bodybuilder. Lean, but not mean. – her perky breasts supporting themselves in that t-shirt, nipples standing hard against the material – possibly from the cold, possibly the anticipation of being on the show. She’s pretty enough – nothing special – but fine.

Beside her, her boyfriend is in sweatpants and a t-shirt. There’s an unmistakable bulge in his pants that seems to bounce and swing as he walks – he’s clearly carrying a large package down there.

They get close to our camera, and we start moving backwards, allowing them to keep moving as they introduce themselves in strong west central Scottish accents. Her mainly, but he adds occasional comments.

She begins, “I’m Jenelle Bailey, I’m 31 years old, from Embra… And this is my man, Hoss…”

He adds a “Hello”, and then we’re back to her…

She continues, “… And we’re here today because I LOVE huge cocks… And we share a fantasy…”

We cut to a shot of our guest and her boyfriend standing with Andy. Hoss has his arm around his girlfriend, almost like he’s trying to protect her from our white-haired host – as if he’d do anything to her.

Andy seems a little friendlier than usual… Perhaps because his guests are Scottish. He gestures toward the boyfriend, but only talks to the muscular woman. “Alright then, Jenelle… Tell me all about this shared fantasy you have with the big pervert here…”

Janelle looks from our camera to her husband, gives him a little smile, then turns back to Andy and the camera to answer, “Well… My man here… I’ve known him since before we met, because he had a reputation… Everyone called him ‘Hoss’, because the rumour was he was hung like a horse… All the girls I knew – we all knew that he was supposed to be ‘special’…”

As she’s talking, we cut to a close up of Hoss’s groin, that huge bulge in his jogging pants – leaving us in no doubt as to how he was ‘special’.

She continues, unaware that we’re checking out her man’s package. “He was like an urban myth… And I’m a very curious girl… Then one of my friends actually slept wi’ him… And she was saying how he was just too big… Too big to have fun!” She smirks, as does Hoss, and then she adds, “So I went and tried it myself!”

She reaches down and rubs her hand against that bulge in his crotch, we see the huge sausage shape wobble around in his jogging pants… And we wonder just how big that thing could possibly be.

Hoss takes over for a second, “I should just add… I’ve had quite a few ladies – because they all hear about this thing, and they want to try it… But not many can handle it. But this one…” He puts his arm around his wife, “She took it like it was meant to be hers…”

Janelle interrupts his interruption, “It hurt like fuck… But I loved that kind of pain!”

Andy sounds a little weary as he pushes on, “So you’ve got a big cunt, and you like a bit of pain… And your man’s called Hoss… How do you get from all of that, to wanting to step outside your species, and show the world you’re a dirty fucking pervert?”

The couple blush and giggle, swapping smiles, then our guest turns back to answer, “It was just jokes, really… We joked about him being hung like a horse… About me fucking a horse… We watched videos online, and we watched your show… And we laughed at the girls struggling with the giant cocks.”

Hoss takes over again, “Let me make this clear – I know I’m big… But I know I’m no horse! I mean, I’m happy I’m no horse… But… There’s not much that impresses me – but a horse cock.. That blew my mind!”

Janelle is nodding and smiling as he talks, we can see that horse cock’s blow her mind too. When he’s finished, she turns back to Andy and the camera, and adds, “I don’t know which one of us said it first, but we were both thinking that it would be amazing to try and get on a horse’s cock – and to be honest, we just didn’t know how to do something like that apart from applying for the UK of Zoo… So we did…”

Andy nods, “I see… So, if you do this… Do you think it will lead to more animal experiences? I mean, have you got a garden big enough to keep your own horse?” He smirks at the idea.

Janelle and Hoss swaps head shakes. “Naaaaaww… This is a one off…” She confirms. “I just want to try it once, but I’m no turned on by animals, really… I’m turned on by this guy!”

Andy shakes his head a little, “I never cease to be surprised by the bullshit excuses some people come up with… But… I really like your honesty… You’re just a couple of perverts wanting to do disgusting shit… Congratulations… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”

The couple both smile, then look at each other and giggle… And we fade through to a shot of Janelle standing in walkway between the stables.

A couple of horses have their heads out over the half doors and seem to be watching as she peels that crop-top up and over her square shoulders, revealing her tight body and firm, perky breasts – with already erect nipples standing proud…

The horses eyeball her as if they know what’s she’s here to do. Like they are jealous stallions who want to take Klik-Bait’s place, or alternatively, angry mares upset that this human whore is going to take their place…

Our guest smiles as she folds the top over her arm, then looks around and simply drops it to the concrete floor.

We cut to a shot of Andy standing to the side with Hoss, both of them watching closely. Andy looking disinterested and superior, Hoss with nothing but love in his expression.

Then we’re back to Janelle as she moves onto removing her jogging pants. Pulling the draw-string loose, then stretching the elastic waist around her narrow hips and firm buttocks as she slides them down and off her athletic legs…

She is left standing there in nothing but a brief pair of pink panties with a wide gap at the top of her thighs…

Her body is almost hypnotically unusual – angular rather than curvy, lean without being mean… Very low body fat, except for those boobs which, whilst not oversized, are nicely rounded. She’s at peak fitness and conditioning. The kind of physique that will drive some men crazy, and will make others pull back in fear.

Next – she’s slipping those brief panties down to reveal a perfectly shaved pussy, with large lips and a pronounced clit. Like her body, it’s strange but attractive – and will turn as many off as it turns on…

She pauses briefly, letting us see everything she’s got as she looks back at Hoss, then at Andy, and then asks, “Do I just go for it..?”

She gets a signal from off camera and gives her partner one more giggle, then nods to him before turning and walking away from us – deeper into the stable building, into a larger area with a concrete floor… Where we find the real star of our show…

Klik-Bait… Our beautiful black, shiny coating, muscle-bound and sleek failed race-horse. He may have struggled on the track, but he has no such difficulty with the ladies!

Jenelle casually walks up infront of him, as if this isn’t the most daunting thing she’s ever seen, and reaches out to stroke his huge head, running her fingers down the front of his nose – from his forehead down… Raising her other hand to pat the side of his nose.

Without stopping, she turns her head to the side, looking back over her shoulder toward our camera, and her husband, “He’s a fucking good-looking boy, isn’t he?” She turns back to him and leans in to kiss his nose… Then adds, “I’ve never been partial to horses… But he’s… He’s really handsome!”

From off camera, we can hear Hoss sighing, “Fucking huge… I can’t fucking wait…”

With Andy adding, “She’ll never be the same again…”

We move around from behind her to get a side view as she stands face-to-face with the magnificent animal… She’s breathing hard, half smiling, her hands up to her firm tits, pinching her stiff little nipples as he drops his head down beside her shoulder, pushing her a little to the side… Like he’s trying to get her to move her hands down his body – which he is!

She allows him to push her to the side, then moves down his body as he hoped, still playing with her boobs, taking little steps as she admires him close up, repeating her partner’s words, “Fucking huge!”, then slipping one hand down from her left breast, over her slim belly, to her pussy, rubbing herself as she looks at the horse from a couple of feet away – bending her legs a little to part her thighs, slipping her fingers over her pussy, harder, further…

The horse bounces his head in time with her leg bending, crouching movement… A coincidence? Him playing along..? We don’t know – but it looks cool! It also makes our guest laugh.

She continues to crouch to his side, rubbing her hand over her pussy, her other hand on her tit, pinching and squeezing her nipple – her tongue running around her thin lips, no longer laughing… Looking up at the horse…

Hoss speaks, asking, “Are ya turned on?” – and our guest gives him a quick snort and nods her head. As if she wouldn’t be!

Warmed up nicely, she stands upright again, moving forward toward the huge animal… Reaching out with her pussy hand, offering her wet fingers up for him to sniff – placing them infront of his huge nostrils… And he snorts hard at them, getting her scent – somewhere deep inside he obviously connects the smell to sex, because we can see the leathery sheath under his belly suddenly beginning to distend, his big fat shaft growing out and hanging down at an almost disgusting speed… Like a special effect from a movie rather than anything real…

She steps out from his side to take a look back under his body – seeing that huge tool, growing longer and fatter…

“Oooohhh, yeeaahhhh…” She gasps… “That’s really fucking huuuuuuuugggee!”

She starts to head down from his head to his hind legs, taking small but confident steps, running her fingers along his side, over his big chest, his side, and to his huge thighs… Moving alongside that huge cock as it continues to lengthen… Already a good fifteen inches hanging down, bending toward the floor under its own weight.

Our guest marvels at it, then turns away to look at her partner, “I think we’re going to have to change your name…”

He calls back, “To what?”

“I dunno… Little Hoss… Pony boy…” She laughs as she looks back at the ever-expanding chunk of meat.

She looks around to her host, checking, “Do I just start playing with it? He won’t go crazy, will he?” – then turning back as Andy confirms that he’s here to be played with, and he loves it…

The fitness freak turns back to the horse, smiles, leans forward, one hand against his flank, and reaches under him with the other, stretching out to wrap her fingers around the end of the shaft…

Rubbing her palm against the flat end of his cock – trying to look cool whilst she’s doing it – but we can see how impressed she is as the shaft begins to grow under her touch… She moves her hand around to the side and runs her fingers up and down the shaft as it continues to elongate –fifteen inches, seventeen, and getting fatter and harder as she strokes it.

She shuffles in closer, leaning under the big animal’s belly, taking a firmer grip of the cock and pulling it sideways toward her as she jerks it toward her face, leaning in closer… Then dropping to one knee so she can lean even closer… Opening her mouth, holding it a couple of inches from the tip of the cock as she jerks and jiggles it – a large wet droplet appearing in the little hole of the urethra… Then dripping/flicking over into her waiting mouth…

Even though this was clearly the plan – the sudden arrival of the heavy drop of pre-cum on her tongue makes her jump, gasp and cough… Then laugh.

“How does that taste, eh?” Asks Hoss.

Jenelle looks back up at him, coughing as she answers, “Not great… But… Yeah… I like it… Because of what it is… D’ye want some?” – and she laughs again.

We hear Hoss’s disgusted reaction to the suggestion and she laughs again, then leans in closer, opening her mouth wide again – moving right up against the horse’s huge tool… Pushing her lips up against the big head – bottom lip under it, top lip against the end, over the urethra… Pushing the meat toward her face, straining her jaw, breathing noisily as she forces her lips around the fleshy end of the cock…

She’s moved very quickly from that initial drop of pre-cum to having a mouth full of horse-cock, and Hoss sums the moment up as we cut to a shot of him looking at us, “Well, that escalated fast..!”

We’re back to the slim brunette, on one knee, leaning forward under the beast, his cock pulled toward her, the tip in her wide mouth as she jerks his shaft into her mouth – her lips barely able to hold it.

We can hear Hoss talking to Andy, off camera, commenting that, “She’s always been a dirty cunt… But I never thought I’d see this, like…!” – and see her smiling around the cock as he says it, twisting a little to look around toward him as she continues to slowly suck and jerk.

She takes her time, allowing the moment to build… Making eye contact with her man as she does it… Pulling back slowly, her lips holding onto the flared end of the cock for an extra second as she pulls it free, then snapping back as it pulls free and flares out wide… She leans back in immediately to lick at the urethra, flicking the tip of her tongue back and forth over it, smiling up at her man… Then half whispering, half mouthing, “I want to fuck it…”

“Go on then…” Calls Hoss. “That’s what we came for…” The smile wide across his face shows how much he’s enjoying this show.

She nods, then turns her head back to the cock, sighing, “Ahhh… Maybe just a little more…” and licking the tip of the tool, and along the shaft a little more. Up and down, tongue stuck right out, making it as wet as she can – but no girl has enough saliva to properly lubricate one of these huge tools!

We cut to a wide shot as she pulls out from under the huge black beast, turns away from him and then immediately backs up under him – bringing her firm, narrow backside toward his massive cock, bending forward as her behind moves under his wide body.

Her long, straight brunette hair hangs down infront of her head, but she quickly reaches up to sweep it around to the other side of her head to make sure that we (and, more importantly, Hoss) can see her face as she reaches back between her thighs with her other hand to wrap her fingers around the flared end of the horse’s cock.

Hoss calls, “Can’t fucking wait, can you?” – and we get the sense that he can’t wait either. “Go on then… Stick it in…”

She grins back at her man as she stretches between her legs, guiding that cock toward her pussy, bending a little further forward, shuffling her feet apart to spread her thighs, pushing her pussy back to meet it… “Lemme enjoy it… It’s not a race you know…”

She rubs the fat head between her thighs and over her pussy lips, up and down – gasping, “MMmmmmmm… Mmmmyyy God…” as it slips over her flesh… Pushing her belly down, angling her hips so her pussy pushes back toward it… Pushing back against it, the head squashing her labia, forcing them open, and then – slipping inside… Slowly…

She lets out a low, slow, groan… “OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh…” as she eases back on it, her tight pussy dragging along the shaft, almost turning outside in… It takes a couple of inches, then she has to pause, gasping, before trying to push back against it.

We cut back to the wide-angle so we can see her amazingly lean, muscular body bent under the beast from a perfect side-angle, looking at his huge cock disappearing a couple of inches into her as she tries to bounce back against it…

Our guest throwing her head back and gasping, not so much smiling as wincing as she forces herself harder onto it… Finally letting out a loud, “OOHH FFUCCK THAT’S SOOO BIG… TOOO BIG…”

“Fucking take it… Take it!” Urges her man.

She may be complaining, and the pain may be showing on her face – but she’s not stopping… She is, as urged by Hoss, ‘taking it’… Her feet firmly planted, pushing her pussy back against the cock, pushing herself further onto it – bouncing against it… Fucking the horse… Or, more accurately, using his massive cock to fuck herself – still gasping, “Ohhh fuuccckkk… Sshhhhitt… MMmmmmm… FFfuuuccckkk!” – her voice getting louder and higher as she bumps against him.

We move in and get a better look at just how thick the horse’s cock is, and just how much it’s stretching her flesh as she inches it in and out of her pussy – her pussy lips dragging against the fat tool in both directions… Pushing them in as she pushes back, then stretching and dragging as she pulls forward and away… Smears of white pussy cream being left on the shaft – showing us just how much this slut is enjoying herself…

We cut the side of the action – looking at Hoss, standing with Andy, watching the show, a huge bulge in his trousers – about halfway down his thigh. Our host is looking from the animal action toward Hoss, looking down and joking, “Bloody hell… Have you got a python in your pants?”

Hoss smirks, half nods, but never looks away from the floor-show… He’s only got eyes for what Jenelle is getting up to with the horse!

Then we’re looking at her, eyes closed as she continues to bounce back against the beast – working that massive member in and out of her over-stretched cunt – her mouth hanging open – lost in the experience.

Andy notes that, “She fucking loves it… The bigger the better… She’ll be wanting more of this…”

Back to the close-up of her over-stretched snatch – watching the huge hunk of meat straining her snatch… Maybe half of his tool inside her body, the rest of the shaft won’t fit but still looks amazing.

She continues to bounce back against him, speeding up – then slowing down, holding her breath – then gasping for air. Her face twists up, a mask of pain… But every stroke seems to end with a gasp and a smile.

Above her, the magnificent beast stands his ground, letting her use him for her pleasure – perhaps taking some for himself… It’s hard to imagine he isn’t enjoying it – a woman’s pussy must feel so tight around that huge cock of his… So warm and smooth…

“That’s it, baby…” Calls Hoss. “Cum on that cock!” He knows his partner well.

We watch as she continues to bounce back against Klik-Bait, forcing herself onto his phallus – squeezing it in and out of her tight snatch… Faster and faster, her strokes shorter and shorter… Edging herself ever closer to a climax – bringing her hands up to her small tits and pinching her rock-hard little nipples… Gasping as she bounces…

And then stopping… Holding as still as she can… Shivering… Her thighs shaking, knees giving way… Losing control, she staggers forward

We cut behind her to see the huge cock pulling free of her little hole… Dragging her pussy lips along it… The head flaring out as it pops free and springs up toward his belly. A torrent of grey fluid dribbling from her gaping cunt as she staggers forward, trying to stay on her feet – jamming a hand down between her thighs, fingers against and inside her pussy, using the horse-semen as lubricant as she rubs her strained flesh… She’s still shivering as she’s overrun by another wave of pleasurable sensations. Some from the size of the penetration, others from the release of pressure and pain now that it’s out of her, and yet more from her slick fingering.

We cut to a wider angle to watch her standing beside the horse – bent forward, hands on knees, catching her breath, her body still shaking… The horse standing next to her, huge cock still hanging under his wide belly – smaller, but still bigger than anything a mere human can wield!

To the side, we can see Andy standing with Hoss, who’s running his hand over the bulge in his tracksuit pants as he watches his girl cumming after a cunt full of horse-cock!

Our guest twists to look under the horse, checking out that big hard-on, then turns back to look at her partner… She’s still breathing hard and shivering a little, fingers still in her pussy, as she drops down to her knees under the huge animal, taking his big cock in one hand, leaving the other to work her pussy, then turning her head to call back over her shoulder, “Come here, babe… There’s something else I want to do…”

Hoss doesn’t pause… He’s been waiting for his moment… And he heads straight to his lady when she calls.

Below the beast’s belly, Jenelle is already licking at that shaft again as Hoss joins them, standing beside Klik-Bait’s huge rear leg. Our guest looks up at him, smiling as she licks the horse, sending a clear message to her man without saying a word…

He gets it – it’s a pretty obvious one – and as his girlfriend continues working the horse, he pulls the front of his pants down, setting his own huge cock free. Whilst it isn’t horse-like, it’s still fucking huge for a human!

Jenelle reaches up with her pussy fingers to grab his shaft, her other hand still around the horse’s meat, and then moves her mouth from horse to Hoss… Licking, then sucking the tip of the human’s cock, smiling up at him, then switching back to the horse… Tugging on Hoss’s cock, making him shuffle a little closer – his cock closer to the horse’s meat – managing to manoeuvre them into the same shot so we can compare the pair… There’s no comparison, but Hoss is still mighty impressive!

She moves her head from one to the other – kiss, licking, and sucking the horse, then her man, then the horse again…

Standing over her, his trousers loose around his thighs, holding his t-shirt up – Hoss looks down at the action with a wonderous expression all over his face… He looks toward our camera and jokes that, “This is a new feeling… I’ve never been the little fella in a threesome before!”

We’re back down to looking at her, paying more and more attention to her man rather than the horse, but still wanking the huge shaft with one hand whilst sucking the smaller member… Working hard… Eyes up at her man… Edging him closer, then each time he’s about to cum, switching back to the horse, and making him watch as she sucks on the tip… Making happy, satisfied, “Mmmmm, aaaahhhh” noises…

She keeps going – teasing him, slowly building up… Taking him to the end, to the point that his thighs are tensed, and he’s shaking… Turning from him, back to the horse… Still wanking her man as she works the horse again. Tongue out, licking the tip, tongue the urethra… Turning her head to look up at her partner and smile as she works…

And then Hoss is ejaculating huge stringy globs of man-fat against the side of her cheek, her nose, her chin, and the horse’s shaft…

We hear Andy celebrating the explosion in his typically insulting manner. “Dirty bastard… What kind of man gets off on seeing his woman being ruined..?”

Down below, Jenelle keeps wanking her man as she sucks the horse, then pulls off and starts to lick his cum off Klik-Bait’s shaft… Smearing it around and slurping it up. Kissing the side of the shaft, then turning back to her man, taking his sensitive, post-orgasmic dick into her mouth and lifting the horse’s member up to rub it against her face, smearing the rest of Hoss’s cum around her cheek and lips as she sucks. Husband and wife both gasping and moaning as she works the twin dicks against her face.

Hoss stands over her, out of breath, post-orgasmic dumb-face… He talks breathlessly, “Ohh, you dirty slut… You dirty slut, I love you… I fucking love you so much… You dirty slut..!”

Having drained both of her lovers, she rises to her feet on shaky legs – and Hoss bends to meet her – her cum soaked, horse-flavoured mouth coming up to meet his as they share a passionate, love-filled kiss, with her confirming before and after the kisses that, “Love you too… Love you soooo much… Do you believe me now..?”

More kisses as he confirms that he believes her, and that, “You’re so fucking dirty! I love you…” More kisses… “No more horses though!”

She laughs between more kisses, managing to ask, “A dog?” – then laughing as they kiss.

“Aye, alright… So long as he’s smaller than me!!” Advises Hoss as they grab one final, long lasting kiss – and we pull back from them to see our host standing by, watching them, looking mildly disgusted – shaking his head as he turns away from them toward our camera, and begins to deliver his closing monologue.

“They say size doesn’t matter… Well, in this slut’s case it seems that size is the only thing that matters… By the time she’s fifty she’s gonna need a wheelbarrow to carry her prolapsed pussy! Dirty whore!” He smiles, apparently happy to have got that off his chest, then carries on, “But so long as she shares that big pussy with some big doggies, who cares… That’s what life in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ is all about.”

He looks back at the loving couple, then back to the camera, “If you’d like to see your wife doing something like this… Send us an email, and we’ll see if we can squeeze her in… Or if we can squeeze an animal into her!” He smiles at his own comment, then drops the smile and goes deadly serious. “Alright, that’s enough for this week… We’ll see you next time. Until then, fuck off, cunts!”

We fade out for another week… Then after a second of blackness, white letters begin to fill the top of the screen, telling us that, “Jenelle described her equine experience as the most ‘fulfilling’ of her life.”

“After some online research, they have now purchased a pet of their own, so that they can enjoy more fulfilment in the privacy of their home…”

Home video footage, apparently shot on a mobile phone, fades into the middle of the screen. Jenelle (fully dressed) crouching down, playing with a puppy… Black haired, large pawed, and very cute. It’s hard to imagine this little chap being an object of lust – but as Jenelle strokes his head and neck, and lets him chew on her hand, it’s clear where her head is at. She’s looking up from him, across to the dog breeder (who’s face is blurred out), and holding up her fist as she asks/confirms, “So the knot is bigger than this?”

She reacts to what the breeder’s muffled reply (we’re protecting her identity with distorted visuals and audio) by opening her fist a little to indicate a larger shape, then nodding and grinning, a wow-face, as she admits, “Wow… How long before he’s old enough?”

As they are talking, a huge Neapolitan Mastiff bitch walks through frame, completely blocking our view of Jenelle, the puppy and the breeder. She’s huge – and she’s the mother of the puppy… Her presence giving us an indication of what our guest is in for in the future!

“Jenelle says she can’t wait can’t wait until she gets to experience the knot.”

In the middle of the screen, as the mother dog passes, Jenelle looks up toward the camera and tells Hoss that, “Right… We’ve got a year to get him fattened up and help him turn into a real monster… I want to be fucked by our own big boy!!”

As she laughs toward her husband, and turns back to ruffle the lucky puppy around the head and neck, we fade out for another week.

We open with an establishing shot of the front entrance to a large branch of Sainsbury’s grocery market. Just a plain supermarket – trying to look clean and welcoming, but in the drizzly, grey weather it just looks ‘meh’.

A large caption fills the screen telling us that we are in, “HULL, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades and we pull back from the boring supermarket, through a boring car park – swinging around to see more of the large, rain-soaked asphalt, half-full car park – and tracking over the glistening road, moving down the rows of wet and dirty cars, watching as the large blank walls of a 1970’s leisure centre loom up in the distance… It’s grey, it’s dull, it’s the place you don’t want to be on a Sunday evening…

A fire-exit opens in the wall, and a figure appears in the doorway… And she’s not grey, cold, dull and boring… She’s the place you’d love to be on a Sunday evening… Long dark hair hanging down in ringlets over her shoulders, a skin-tight fire-engine red PVC mini-suit barely containing the orbs of her false-chest, her thick red lips twisted into a welcoming and deviant smile, deep dimples forming in her cheeks as she welcomes us in her excitable, squeaky northern tones, “Hiiiiiiii… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Renae Russell…” She looks down, by her side we see her large blue-grey Weimaraner, “And this is my lover-boy, Logan…” – and we’re looking at her again, “And this week we’re in Hull…” She pauses… “Come in out of the cold…” – and she steps back to let our camera crew move past her, bringing you, our audience, into the shelter of the leisure centre.

Inside the shelter, our host continues her introduction, looking into camera as she walks backwards along a corridor with her big dog padding along beside her, “This week we’re in Hull, on the east coast of England, to meet a super-fit lady, with a super-sick fantasy…”

We follow her a little further along the corridor, then cut to a weight-training room, where a super-fit looking middle-aged blonde woman dressed in tight training gear/active wear, is sitting upright on a weight-training machine, in the classic Machine Fly position, chest-press machine – arms out to the sides, almost in a crucifix position, bringing those hands forward and together, lifting weights via cables… Each time she brings her hands together, her boobs are pushed together between her upper arms to create an attractive, but not huge valley of cleavage.

She’s muscular, with strong biceps, big shoulders, etc., but still feminine – wearing quite a bit of make-up even as she works out, sweating… Her blonde hair is straight, centre parted and cut just beyond her earlobes to form curtains infront of her lean face… Her features are strong, with high cheekbones, a narrow jaw but wide mouth, and big blue eyes. She’s not overly attractive, nor is she ugly.

As we watch her working out, we hear her introduction – her voice deep, northern, and strong. “I’m Simone Broderick… I’m 46-years-old, and I’m a paramedic from Hull in the north of England… My husband has no idea that this kind of thing turns me on, and I can’t wait to surprise him!”

We cut to a shot of Simone standing next to Renae. She’s taller, wider and generally bulkier than our host, despite probably having the same amount of fat on her body. She’s in amazing shape for a woman in her forties. Renae interviews her, microphone in hand, moving it between their mouths as they speak…

“Hello Simone… Welcome to the show… Now, what can you tell us about your desire for dogsex?” Asks the former pornstar, not wasting any time in getting right to the point.

Simone smiles and gasps, as if she didn’t expect to be asked this question, then answers, “Ahhhh… Well… Errrrr… It’s a bit convoluted really… Erm… I’ve been turned on by dogsex, well, bestiality in general, for a long time… It’s just something that whenever I see it on your show, or online, it gets me right excited…”

Renae nods throughout the answer, then asks, “But you’re not here today because it turns YOU on… Is that right?”

Simone shakes her head, smiling, again it’s as if she didn’t expect the question (despite us having had the discussion off camera already). “Yeah… Well… The truth is, it’s a little bit because it turns me on, but it’s mainly because it turns my hubby on, and I think he deserves a treat!!”

Renae looks her up and down – in her training gear we can tell how toned and smooth our guest’s body is. “Are you not enough for him?”

Simone laughs again, shaking her head… “Well… Usually, yes… But sometimes, not so much… Since I got into the body-building, he’s been very patient with me… Because whenever I’m shredding for a competition, I know I’m not easy to live with… I turn into a right pyscho… And that’s maybe four times a year… So I spend half the year starving myself and worrying about every little detail… And he puts up with it… And I always said to myself that one day I’d make it worth his while… Then I found out that he likes bestiality as much as I do… I found out he watches videos whenever I’m not around… And I thought to myself – well, that’s the treat he deserves… He can watch me with a dog, and download the video so he can watch it any time he wants…”

“OOooohhh, lucky man!” Snarls Renae, the dimples returning to her face. She looks into the camera and speaks, apparently directly toward Simone’s husband, “You’re a very lucky man… Not every pervy man’s pervy wife does this, you know!!”

We cut to the image of a ‘GYM CLOSED’ sign being placed on the outside of the door – which is then closed. Then a shot of Simone locking the door and smiling into camera, saying, “We wouldn’t want to be disturbed, would we?”

She looks right into camera and talks through our camera, direct to her husband, “Darling… Press record!!”

And then we’re watching as she peels her training top up and over her head, revealing a white sports bra inside – then flicking her hand through her hair to keep it neat and in place.

The big dog trots around her as she undresses – he’s a magnificent, muscular specimen – and so is she…

Next off, it’s her skin-tight active-wear pants/tights – pulled down her powerful, bulging thighs, showing off a white g-string – then peeled off, down her calves, then over her feet and off.

Renae encourages her to show us her form – and she pauses to strike a few poses… Biceps, chest and thighs bulging, abs looking like a washboard… A second pose, arms down behind her back – triceps and buttocks straining, abs flat again, fake chest pushed out.

We cut from the mini-posing session to a shot of Simone peeling the sports bra up and off her tits, which stand suspiciously proud, round and stationary on her chest, a little too firm for a woman approaching fifty… The nipples small, but hard and prominent…

Then she’s slipping the g-string down those strong legs, showing off a neatly trimmed pussy… More stubbly that hairy… And all of a sudden, she’s stark naked – wearing nothing except her transparent stripper heels. Hands on hips, still proudly showing off her physique. Some woman can get shy at this moment, aware that the whole world is watching, that they are physically exposed as well as mentally and emotionally naked… But Simone seems to be very comfortable being looked at.

She confirms that she’s ready, looking to her side, into our camera again, and talking to her husband again, “Okay darling… This one’s for you!!”

We cut to Renae, crouching down next to her dog, an arm around him, playing with the front of his neck and his chest. She leans in so she can whisper into his ear, then moves back as he turns his head toward her, trying to lick her cute, dimpled face as she talks. “Are you ready, boy? Are you ready to fuck?” She smiles toward Simone, who smiles back… And then, “Go on, boy…” – and she releases him.

He rushes straight over to the muscle-bound chick, and she drops down into a squat so fast that she almost scares the big dog away… Almost… But not quite. He slows, skipping sideways, and then approaches a little more cautiously…

She welcomes him with a confident smile, reaching out and letting his head pass between her hands, which she runs over his head, and neck, and down his shoulders, letting him move in closer to her body, his head moving between her legs, angling her body back to let him sniff at her neatly trimmed little pussy.

She looks up to our cameras and smiles a confident little smile again, then comments that, “He’s very strong… Solid… As a rock…” She says it like she’s admiring a fellow body-builder’s form, then adds, “I can’t wait to find out how solid as a rock he really is!” This time we’re pretty sure she’s not talking about his muscles!

Renae smirks and confirms, “Oh, don’t you worry about that… This boy could smash diamonds with his tool when he’s properly stimulated!!”

Our guest is clearly amused, and aroused, by this comment… Reaching down between her powerful thighs to push her fingers past the dog’s tongue, spreading her flesh to try and expose her clit to his tongue… Letting him flap his long tongue at her flesh…

She sighs, rolling her shoulders back, head up, looking into camera and saying, “Hi honey… I hope you like this… I know I do…”

She twists her pelvis a little further forward and the dog drops his front legs to angle his head up, changing the angle to try and get a better contact with her wet slot… Every time he makes contact with her, she jerks, shivers and smiles – but after a few seconds she realises this isn’t working the way she wants it to… She straightens her legs again, closing her thighs, looking to the camera and noting that, “I think I need to lie back and get the full benefit of this boy’s talent…”

It seems like she’s talking to our viewers, but she’s actually sending these messages directly to her husband.

With the big animal still sniffing around, trying to get his head between her thighs, she moves back to a shoulder press machine, sitting on the small seat, placing her pussy at the perfect height for the dog, and then spreading her legs dramatically – wide to the sides, legs straight. She brings her fingers down between her pussy lips and spreads them out – giving us a clearer view than her gynaecologist has probably ever had.

Logan pushes back to his target – big head between widely spread legs… Big tongue on big clit… Licking hard and fast – and now the angle is perfect, he can focus on really enjoying that taste. And she can focus on really enjoying that warm, wet tongue…

He’s digging deep and making her tense every muscle in her body – which is a pretty impressive sight… Ripped!

“OOoohhh darlin….” She sighs. “If you could know what this feels like…”

Her six-pack belly, bouncing and almost vibrating as she all but hyperventilates under his continued oral assault… That magic, oversized tongue – hot and wet, and just the right combination of soft and hard, to drive her to absolute distraction… It doesn’t take long before she’s barely able to breath, taking short, sharp gasps, rather than lungfulls… Her hands on her fake tits, thumb and forefinger pinching on her nipples – as she arches her back and letting out a deep, animalistic growl…

The beast continues to licks at her and she seems to be losing control of her legs – they begin to shake uncontrollably… And she’s tensing her jaw, pulling her lips back to expose her tits… Bending her body, squeezing those tits… “OOOooohhh God… Baby I’m cumming… I’m cumminggggggg…” – and from the expression on her face we guess it’s a really good one too!

Even once he stops licking, and she’s left writhing on that machine, with her feet and knees still up above the level of his head, she’s still shaking – still pinching and pulling on her nipples, and still letting out that growl. Now a growl of satisfaction rather than anticipation… Breathing heavily… Sighing…

For his part, the dog realises that the warm-up done, and pretty much loses interest – turning and walking away from her, looking up at Renae, awaiting further instructions. Our host reacts by pointing back at the muscular slut and telling him to, “Fuck… Fuck her… Go on boy… Up!”

The big Weimaraner steps back up between her (still raised) legs, sniffing at her pussy…

We hear Renae from off camera, “No no no… Fuck her, boy… Fuck her…”, and her handsome young beast finally gets the idea… He reacts by moving forward and rising up between her thighs, dropping his paws astride her, around her muscular thighs, against her tight sides, his chest coming down against her fake tits – his legs around her body… Pulling his crotch toward her pussy… Standing over her – half-upright, half missionary style – ready to get started…

He immediately starts to thrust at her pussy, and she reacts by reaching out to grab her feet and pull her legs out sideways, giving him complete access to get as close as he needs – swinging his pelvis in between her thighs. The tip of his cock poking out from his sheath as he bumps up against her tight-looking pussy – finding his mark, then thrusting forward hard – his cock expanding and…

Sliding into her flesh…

Making her gasp as her already highly stimulated nether regions get another level of sensation. Hot, hard, wet, animal flesh slipping into her…

“OOOHH FUCKK! YYESSS…” Holding her feet high, legs wide.

She throws her head back against the padded headrest of the machine, and gasps as he drives his big cock home – lurching right into his hard fucking rhythm… Pounding at her…

We cut to a wider shot, in which we can see Renae standing just behind the camera that’s been shooting the previous action. She looks so proud of her boy for figuring out this variation on the missionary position. Excitedly commenting that, “He did that soooo fast…”

We see the cameraman infront of her dropping down onto the floor and aiming his camera up between the dog’s legs…

Then cut to his camera – watching his fat cock slithering in and out of her cunt… Super-fast, super-wet…

Simone moves her hands from the dog’s back, up to her boobs – squeezing them, pinching the nipples… Twisting… Her head back, her face tensed, jaw set, snarling a little as she takes that doggy dick, thrust after thrust…

The big beast bends his back, and pumps at his muscular bitch… His belly slapping against hers, the front of his thighs whacking against her inner thighs… Her body set, but still being rocked back against the rowing machine with each thrust.

He’s delivering the kind of fuck that all sluts enjoy – combining the the pace and enthusiasm of an energetic teenager, and the power and weight of a prize hound. Leaning into her – his chest on hers, his head beside hers, jowls on her shoulder, front legs gripping her sides, dewclaws scraping at her ribs.

It doesn’t last long though… The most intense fucks never do… Thirty seconds after rearing up over her and pushing into that tight pussy – he switches from high speed, short strokes, to slower, very deliberate, extra hard thrusts… Jamming himself deep into her… His head beside hers, wet jowls resting on her shoulder… Simone brings her hands down the side of the beast until they are resting on his muscular arse and thighs, holding him steady – making sure he stays inside…

We cut down to the low angle camera – shooting up at her pussy – looking at that big hard cock, still jammed in her tight pussy… Not moving, but stretching her out nicely – her lips looking like they are almost gripping his knot, wrapped tight around behind it. A little further back – his balls hanging down, gently rising and falling, his arsehole swelling and puckering…

Back in a wide-shot we watch as he rests on her chest, his weight against – or between – her tits, chin on her shoulder… Leaning, breathing, locked in place.

Simone, her face taught, teeth gritted as she gasps through this knotting – turning her head to look toward our camera – and talking to her husband again, “Hey darl… ing… This is so… Soooo… Big… I want you to… Know… That it’s sooooo… Goooooood…” And then stopping, the pain of the knot, combined with the thumping of her heart, to stop her talking.

Whilst most viewers will be instinctively looking at Simone’s taught face as she talks – those who look down behind the dog will see his big balls swinging behind/below him, his arse puckering in profile.

Renae leans into the shot behind her guest, looking at the dog’s rear… And we cut back to the low-angle camera – shooting her cute, dimpled face as she leans in – whispering just for us… “Look at that…” She points at the dog’s balls and we swing our camera to them. Renae’s comments continuing. “Big, cum-swollen doggy balls… Pumping into this bitch… Sooooo beautiful…”

She leans forward and gently kisses her dog’s balls, “Mmmmmmm”, then again, this time letting her tongue slip out and run over the beast’s heavy scrotum. Her eyes to the side, making sure we’re still watching.

As sexy as she is – we’re not here to watch our host play with the dog… So, we cut back to the wide shot – still able to see her kissing and licking her dog’s balls at the bottom of the shot, but focussing on our guest, her legs wide, still held in the air, muscles straining – showing their fine definition… Her hands around behind the base of the dog’s back, holding him – and his knot – close… Gasping short breaths as she rides out the pain of that big knot stretching out her private parts.

Then Logan moves… One of his big hairy hindlegs hitching up – almost hitting Jenna in the face, making her move quickly out of the way… The grey beast continues to pull back from his bitch… His knot pulling against her bodybuilder thighs, belly and snatch snatch – everything still looking extremely lean but powerful… She gasps and yelps as he suffers the intense pain (and mild disappointment) of a dog losing interest and trying to pull away from her)… But her pussy is tight – those muscles so well-toned – and he can’t escape right away… He twists his body and his raised leg steps over the point where their bodies are interconnected, meaning that he’s suddenly turned around, facing away from the middle-aged whore… His cock still buried inside her… Him still leaning away from her as Renae comes up infront of her and encourages him to stay and “Come some more in this bitch, eh?”

With his body out of the way we get the best look yet at his dick jammed in her hole… Her pussy lips, and the flesh around them, seems to be pulled out toward the dog. It might be an illusion, but that’s what we see. His big brown arsehole, still pulsing under his tail. More cum shooting into her flat belly… A little trickle of cloudy fluid draining out from around the tool as it pulls against her pussy – stretching her lips, the bottom of the knot beginning to show…

Renae talks over the top of the image, “Can you see all of that lovely doggy spunk, pumping into your wife…” – she seems to be talking to the viewers, but of course the line is directed at Simone’s husband.

Closing in on the docking – the knot moving slightly in her pussy, which maybe isn’t as tight as it looked – her muscles not as toned as we first thought – because after a little while longer the whole thing – knot and shaft – just slips right out, barely making her gasp… And the beast staggers forward a couple of steps, his member swinging down between his powerful thighs… Cum squirts and drips against the seat cushion and the floor matts as the dog staggers away.

“Aren’t you supposed to wipe down the equipment after you’ve used it…” Jokes Renae, nodding toward the machine her guest was sitting on… We cut to look at it, seeing the mark on the plastic seat where her sweaty arse and wet pussy was, the wet line where the dog’s spunk dribbled from her pussy and down the edge of the seat.

Simone sighs – but smiles – unable to hide how much this appeals to her… She rolls over from her bum to her knees, facing away from our host – and leans closer to run her tongue over the seat – cleaning up like a good bitch! Her tongue pressed down, flat against the plastic, sweeping across it, smearing the cum around as much as she’s cleaning it up… None-the-less getting a taste for it… A taste she likes…

She licks a little longer, then turns her head to the side, the smile growing again as she looks back at Logan, who has dropped over onto his side and is licking his equipment clean… Then she turns and leaves the seat behind, crawling over the floor mat, dropping her mouth to it and licking up the spots and streaks of semen… Following the trail toward the dog…

He barely notices (or acknowledges) that she’s coming toward him – letting her get right up beside him before showing us how well Renae has trained him… As Simone arrives, he rolls back onto his back and side, raising one of his hindlegs to offer up his still big and glistening cock. This boy knows there’s only one reason a woman would be crawling toward him at a time like this! And he’s right…

The muscular woman moves up close beside him so that her head is over his crotch, reaches out with one hand to take hold of his cock, strokes it from the tip to the knot, then back over the sheath – rubbing it, then gently stroking over his big balls, before returning to the base of the shaft and taking hold, lifting the cock up so that it’s pointing up toward her face.

She smiles in anticipation, her eyes widening as she stares at the glorious tool… Barely turning her head away from it, she speaks, “Here you go, darling… This is just for you… Your favourite…” – a watery shot of spunk squirts from the tip up onto her face, making her snap a quick breath… A gasp… And then she moves forward, opening her mouth and poking her tongue out to meet the cock before her lips do… Taking the tip into her mouth, leaning forward to swallow more of it up – her head dropping to his belly… Staying down for a second, muscles showing in her back and sides, her buttocks and thighs tensed – then rising again, just a few inches, before dropping her face to his belly again…

We move to a better angle, from the side, looking in to watch her sucking on that big cock… Her lips against the shiny shaft. We get the feeling that Renae is right beside us, and then hear her noting that, “You can swallow all of that… No fat, loads of protein!” – and we can see our guest’s reaction. She was going to swallow it all anyway, but now she can enjoy the health benefits of doing it too!

She slides three inches of shaft in and out of her mouth, dragging her lips along the shaft on the out stroke, then swallowing it up again. Speeding up, moving her head from side-to-side, up and down… Humming her appreciation for the taste and the feeling of having a dog’s cock in her mouth – on camera…

Renae talks for the benefit of the viewers, and our guest’s husband, again, “You see that – she can suck and swallow as much of that as she wants… And I think she wants lots!”

Simone continues to bounce her head and suck… Pausing occasionally to swallow the cum up, straining to swallow it, and looking a little ill each time she does, but then sighing and taking a deep breath before diving right back in for another round of head bobbing, cock-sucking fun.

Our host certainly appreciates it, commenting that she’s a – “Good girl… Dirty dirty good girl!” and laughing as she watches the blow-job continue.

Logan, on his back, with his head back against the floor, looks about as relaxed as he’s ever looked… Infact, his eyes seem to be closing as he lays there, the woman using his tool as a lolly-pop… He’s so relaxed, borderline sleepy, that even though this dirty slut is sucking on his cock, and cupping his balls with her free hand, his cock is already slowly shrinking – making her speed up, and comment (around his dick) that, “Don’t go… I want more… I need it…” – then sucking some more.

We cut back to a wide angle, watching as the naked, muscular blonde gives him just a little more oral action, then sits back, leaving a slim pink stick of dog-cock, poking out of his sheath, slowly receding as she licks her lips clean and catches her breath… Logan appears to be asleep on his back, legs apart, relaxed as hell.

It’s been brief, and intense… And very very filthy… But it’s over now..

Our guest kneels upright beside the beast, bringing her hands up to run her fingers through her hair, and showing off her upper body musculature, as well as those fake tits – and a shit load of little scratches and welts on her hips, arse, and thighs – and with the big blue-grey beast asleep on his back, thighs apart and cock slowly disappearing…

Simone looks at him for a few more seconds, then looks up at the camera – and smiles, “There you go darling… That’s my thank you, to you… I love you!” – and she gives the camera a little wave so that we can fade out on the action and take a quick rest before our post-coital interview.

We fade back in, and Renae is standing beside our guest. Our host looks small and curvy next to the toned, hard edges of the blonde body-builder.

Simone still looks a little out of breath and sweaty, whilst Renae looks her regular sexy self – her dimples dropping deep as she smiles to welcome the cameras back, then begins her post-bestiality interview.

“Well, Simone… You cut an impressive figure… And you put in an impressive performance…”

Simone takes a deep breath and let’s out a sigh, as if she’s happy she survived. “Pheww… Yeah… That was wild… Everything I thought it would be and so much more… You can’t describe it, can you?”

Renae shakes her head, “No… More than words can say… It has to be experienced… Speaking of which… You did this for your husband… Now that you’ve experienced it, and you’ve really enjoyed it… How do you think he’ll react to your reaction?”

Simone smiles, “Oh, I think he’ll be really turned-on… He’ll love it… All his dreams come true… Well, most of them!”

“I bet…” Renae nods, then pushes on, “And do you think he’ll be watching this video a lot?”

“I’m sure we’ll watch it together… But frankly… He might not need a video… He might get to see live versions of it, because now I’ve tried it, I’m sure I’ll be doing it again…” She smiles.

Renae laughs and nods in agreement, “Oh, I’m sure you will… Once you’ve been fucked by a dog, it’s hard to go back to not being fucked by dogs!” She laughs again.

Both women nod and look down to the dog… Possibly thinking about another session…

“What’s next for you..?” Asks Renae.

“Well… To tell the truth… I do have a little fantasy…” She pauses, ready to share something even more private than what she’s just done on camera. “I’d like to go to a competition – the Nationals… Get up to pose, in my teeny-tiny bikini, with my hair done, and my make-up, and my tan… And then bring on a dog, and let him fuck me infront of a whole crowd… Put on a show…”

“I see…” Nods Renae, she’s about to talk again when her guest continues…

“Maybe see if any of my rivals wanted to join in…” She smiles and we can tell she’s thought about this.

“OOoohh… So you’d like to share a dog with your rivals…?” Coos our host.

“Oh definitely… Yeah…” Nods Simone. “If any of them are watchin’… I’m up for it if you are… And my hubby would love to watch – he loves you all!”

“I bet he does…” Confirms Renae as turns away from her guest, toward a different camera, and begins to sum up for the week. In the background the blonde is running her hand over some of the welts on her hips, soothing them – seeing if they look like they will leave marks…

Renae steps toward us and continues, “Well, that looks like another successful welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo, and another very happy citizen… And hopefully, she’ll be bringing in some more ladies in the near future…”

In the background we hear Simone’s deep voice stating, “I fucking ‘ope so!”

Renae ignores her and continues, “We’ll back next week with Motherwell’s meanest man and a new girl, keen to join our growing nation! And I’ll be back in a few episodes with another of our perverse princesses… Until then – be nice to your partner, because you’ve no idea what she might do for you in the future!”

And on that note, we move off Renae, and back onto our guest, still inspecting her own body – flexing muscles and checking out how her post-canine body looks… Then we pan down to look at Logan, laid out on the floor, exhausted… And we fade out on the image of him sleeping.

We stick with the black screen for a moment – then a white caption fills the top part of the screen.

“Simone says that her appearence on the show, and her experience with Logan, has changed her life…”

The middle of the screen fills with home video footage of a curvier Simone, with a soft belly, wearing a bikini and sitting with a man (her husband, we presume) infront of a computer – both of them pointing at the screen, smiling and talking. We see the screen – a series of images of female body-builders, all of them with their faces blurred out.

A second caption appears at the bottom of the screen to tell us that, “She has given up body-building, but she hasn’t given up body-builders… Arranging playdates with a regular stream of her former rivals who are keen to meet her newest training partner…”

As the caption comes up, a large Rottweiler dog pads up to the happy couple, sticking his head between them, receiving rubs and strokes from both… And at home, we all realise that this magnificent beast will be pounding the living daylights out of those women on Simone’s computer screen sometime soon.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large car park, infront of a row of large red-brick shops… Home-maker type businesses – furniture and white-goods… The standard British industrial estate shopping experience.

A caption fills the screen: “BURTON-ON-TRENT, ENGLAND.”

When it fades, we are still looking around the car park – business is slow today, no cars coming or going, no customers entering or exiting.

We turn away from the car park to look at the front of a large bedding shop – “DREAMTIME – The Sleep Specialists”… And standing out front, our host – larger than life (well, fatter than life), straining his overworn West Ham football shirt, his big belly hanging out of the bottom of it, sagging over the belt of his baggy jeans – and by his side, an elegant, sleek, black Doberman Pincher dog.

He looks toward us, smiling and nodding hello as we get closer, then introducing this week’s show in a confident, gruff, Cockney growl. “’Ello… Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this amazing beast ‘ere…” He nods down toward the dog by his side. “… Is my boy, Romeo… And this week we’ve come to Burton-on-Trent, to meet a lady who says she’s been a good girl for far too long – and wants our help, to do something really bad!”

He looks down at Romeo and smiles, then adds, quietly, “That’s you boy…”

We cut inside the bedding centre to see a very sensibly dressed older-middle-aged woman – blonde hair turning to grey, framing an overly-made-up face and a nervous yet cocky face. She looks like she’s been around the block a few times – but it was probably quite a nice block. It’s hard to tell with her blouse and skirt combination, but we’re guessing she’s still in pretty good shape despite her age.

She introduces herself in a loud, confident voice – which anyone in store would be able to hear, if there was anyone else in the store. She sounds like a female Brian Clough.

“My name’s Jane Donaldson – and I’m a very bored, 58-year-old from Burton-on-Trent!”

We pause on her self-confident smile for a moment, then cut to a two-shot of her standing next to Dennis. The fat cockney is standing closer to her than most women would like, but she doesn’t seem at all bothered – not even when he puts his big fat arm around her shoulder and pulls her in closer so they can use the same microphone for her pre-fuck interview.

“Alright… Tell me, Jane… What’s your story?”

We close in on them as our guest considers her answer, sighs, and then calmly, almost apologetically explains herself to us. “I suppose I’m just so tired of being the respectable, responsible, nice lady next door…”

She pauses as she thinks about how nice she is, then continues, “I’ve done the right things all my life – good student, good worker, good wife, good mother… Not, ‘good’, like ‘the best’, just ‘good’ like, ‘proper’, like I did the right things… And as time goes on, you get to a certain age, a certain place in your life, and you just begin to think what’s the point… What did I achieve by being ‘nice’… Why didn’t I just have fun…”

Dennis nods throughout the interview, keeping the lady close, as she continues, “So, here I am… About to do something very, very, different. And just have some naughty, bad, dirty fun!”

Dennis nods, “And why did you decide on having sex with a dog?”

She shrugs. “I just think it’s the naughtiest thing a woman can do… Not just having sex with an animal… But especially doing it on camera… And letting everyone see… I just want everyone who ever thought I was a ‘good’ person, seeing that I’m actually capable of being very, very, bad!”

Dennis smiles and nods again, “Right… Well let’s see if you can do a very ‘good’ job, of being very ‘bad’…”

And now it’s Jane who nods, confirming that, “I hope I can… Yeah!”

We cut to a shot of her standing in what seems to be a neat and tidy bedroom. Double bed, immaculately made, a couple of bedside tables, a matching chest of drawers. She’s unbuttoning her blouse and pulling the front open to show off some low cleavage and a sexy red lacey bra. Her body is soft, but not too flabby…

She moves around the bed, putting the blouse on top of the chest of drawers, and then twists to unhook and then unzip the side of her skirt, shimmying a little as she moves it over her hips and wiggles out of it – flicking her eyes up toward camera and posing in her underwear for us. A little cellulite on her hips, her thighs a little wobbly, a hint of a pot belly… She’s not the best sight in the world, but she’s in good enough shape for a 58-year-old.

As she’s posing, our friendly Doberman bounces into shot, jumping up onto the bed and twisting around beside her, trying to get at her without leaving the bed. She leans in toward him, pushing him back over the covers, making sure he stays in place, calling, “Hi… Hello there… Good boy…” Then asking, “Are you going to fuck me? Are you – going – to – fuck – meee?”

We know he is… And we can tell he hopes he is…

As she’s pushing him away, she manages to step back, laughing, and unhook the back of her bra, letting it fall away, exposing her saggy but respectably sized breasts, which swing as she leans forward to push the dog away again…

Dennis stands off to the side, chuckling as he comments, “I hope you’re ready for this… He’s in such a horny mood… He’s going to fuck the shit out of you…!” It sounds more like a promise than a threat – with the smirk suggesting that our host is looking forward to seeing it.

Jane pushes the dog away again and looks back at Dennis, replying, “Oh, I hope so…”

She leans down, soft tits hanging forward – pursing her lips and offering her mouth to him… Letting him lick at her mouth… Pushing her lips out to let him slop his tongue over them – then relaxing her face enough that his big tongue drags her lips around.

The kissing continues, his tongue pushing between the lips and swiping over her teeth – her letting him… Gradually opening her mouth and letting him lick inside, fighting off a smile as he licks… He pushes a little harder, getting increasingly excited, wagging his tail – it looks like he’s trying to stuff his snout into her mouth… And she finally pulls back, rolling sideways and laughing – then looking up at us and asking, “Can we just skip the formalities and get straight to the fucking… I want this sooo much!”

Dennis calls, “Of course… Just drop into position and he’ll do the rest…”

We cut to a shot of the aging wannabe slut dropping down onto her hands and knees, her tits hanging down, swinging under her as she slips her panties down her thighs, crawling forward out of them, her big pussy sticking out back between her thighs… Then adjusting her hand and knee positions on the soft mattress…

She flips her head to the side to flick her blonde hair to the other side so we can see the look of anticipation on her face. “Here we go…”

Romeo has moved around behind her… She’s a solid woman – not fat, but not frail – so the dog doesn’t look as threatening as he sometimes does, but he still looks impressive… She’s soft and pale, with sagging breasts and belly, and long blonde hair hanging down – he’s lean and mean, with rippling muscles, and short, shiny black hair…

Her arms are out infront of her – shoulder width apart – taking the weight of her upper body… Her back sagging between her shoulder blades, dropping down to the base of her spine, her belly the lowest point of her body – her round arse stuck back toward the beast…

He moves up behind her – no more foreplay – pushes up over her behind, reaching forward with both front paws to claw over her hips and against her sides, pulling himself forward – his black chest onto her soft white flesh… His canine frame weighing down on her, straining her arms…

As he mounts her, we can see her face tensing up – with anticipation rather than fear… Bracing herself…

Under her, those soft boobs swing and jiggle as she is rocked forward by his arrival – and his immediate, hard and fast thrusting at her rear end…

She’s actively involved here… Pushing back against him, looking back and encouraging him… “Come on… Go on… Yeahhh… Yeeeahhh…” Angling her arse by dropping her belly a little more as he stabs at her pussy.

“Go on, boy… Fuck that bitch!” Calls Dennis, almost laughing in his sense of joy at seeing yet another older woman falling into his pit of depravity.

The dog doesn’t need his encouragement, or permission, he’s already fully intent on fucking this slut… Bashing at her, pausing, then trying again, and then suddenly forcing himself home… Making our guest’s eyes open wide and her mouth open wider, shrieking, “AAAAahhhh FFFUUCCCKK!”

The Doberman takes charge… Not caring how loud the bitch is shouting… Not caring whether she’s enjoying it or in pain… He can feel her pussy around his fat cock, and he’s only interested in how hard he can fuck her, how deep he can force himself… How fast he can bury the full length inside and unload his big balls into her…

We cut to a wider angle, watching her body jiggling under the onslaught… Boobs and belly shaking… Head up, turned toward us – pain on her face, strain, eyes closed… Her breath catching… And every few thrusts, a gasp and a clear moan on pleasure… “Uuuhhhh yeeessss!”

He’s shuffling his hind-paws on the sheets, pulling them loose as he pushes up between her knees – looking for better purchase so he can keep on thrusting deep… Each stroke knocking her forward against her hands – pushing her arse forward.

She’s struggling to hold position… Bending her arms to lower her shoulders and push her behind back under him – big tits wobbling as she meets his thrusts with her own… Struggling to keep up, but giving it everything she’s got.

We move our camera around behind them, looking up between their legs to watch his thick cock slamming in and out of her big cunt… Flesh being stretched… Loose pussy flaps a glistening wet blur.

Then we’re back to the wide angle, watching her shaking under his weight and the force of his thrusts. Her buttocks and thighs rippling with each stroke…

Then dropping into slow-motion to watch those ripples in graphic high-resolution detail… Watching his big balls swing out from between his hindlegs – his head hovering over her shoulders, an eager look on his face. A strained look on hers as she soaks up each stroke…

And then, with one last thrust – he pushes deeper into her than ever before… Her head rises and her eyes open wide, as does her mouth, the volume of her moans increasing, “OOOOHHH MMYYY FFFUCCCKINNNGG GGOODDDDDD!” A pause… “NOOOOOO! YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING!”

One hand off the bed, balancing on the other, reaching around behind her to grab the dog’s thigh, holding him steady. Gasping, “OOOhhh fffffffuccckk!” in shock.

On her back, the dog looks exhausted but still full of power… We move around, looking at him slumped forward on her, front legs still around her body, his thighs still tensing – and then behind them to see his rear end.

Dennis’s fat hand reaches in and takes hold of his dog’s tail, lifting it up and out of the way – showing off those large pulsing balls, and the puckered arsehole, swelling up and winking at us.

Still holding the tail out of the way, our host drops down into frame – looking at the stuffed pussy and puckering parts, then up to our camera… Telling us to, “Look at that… Isn’t that just beautiful? All that hot doggy cum shooting into this old bitch’s pussy…” He looks at it again, clearly marvelling at the sight – then nods and whispers, “Good boy!”

We cut to the other end – to a close-up of Jane… Still gasping, straining through this knotting experience… Her face sweating from the effort… Old skin glowing from the pleasure…

We cut back to a wider angle, across the room, looking back at the action. The brassy middle-aged blonde on the bed, the sleek black dog on her back, our host crouching behind them, still holding the dog’s tail out of the way for our close-up camera… We can see our cameraman on the floor at the foot of the bed, filming up at our guest’s pussy… Another on his knees at the side of the bed, infront of her, filming her face… It’s all very professional – quiet, other than the dog’s panting and our guest’s occasional gasps.

Back to the close-up from that low-angle – looking at the knot in her pussy, the dog-semen already beginning to leak out… Her flesh straining to hold it… Her body shaking a little.

Then to Dennis, looking up from his rear-end view to let us know that, “A lot of our viewers complain that the actual fucking never lasts long enough… But if you ask our guests… Or any woman who’s ever had sex with a dog… The real difference between having sex with a man, and having sex with a dog… Is this… This long, slow, stationary moment… With that big, fat, painful, knot just about ripping them apart… There’s nothing like it… So I’m told…” He smiles, then indicates we should look at the pussy again…

We move back down, over the pulsing arsehole, to the stretched out, seeping pussy… Watching for a moment, then cutting to the other end, to see Jane’s strained, but clearly delighted face… An open-mouthed smile, a long slow gasp in time with her laboured breathing… “OOooaaawwwww!”

She still looks surprised by how big that cock is… How hot the cum is… Looking up toward our camera, her mouth changing shape from the happy and amazed ‘O’ shape, to a tensed up, teeth bared, grimace, and then back to the ‘o’ as pleasure and pain alternates through her pussy.

She occasionally drops her head, letting her blonde hair fall forward, then gathers herself and raises it again, using one hand to sweep the hair back behind her ear so we can see her again… And she definitely wants to be seen!

Another long-shot, watching the crew at work… With our guest slumped a little lower on the bed, Dennis pulled slightly away, now sitting on the edge of the bed rather than kneeling… This has obviously been a long knot…

And then we’re back to that close-up angle again… A graphic, high-resolution close up of Romeo’s knot stretching Jane’s pussy out. The shaft pulled back slightly, the knot visible between her labial lips… Spunk slowly leaking out…

Watching as the knot slowly eases back… Shiny and round, evidently shrinking a little, but you’d never guess from this angle… It’s just a big, hard hunk of flesh, swollen and filling that old cunt… The lips stretching around it… Wider and wider as more and more of the knot eases into view…

Jane lets out a sudden, loud yelp, as the knot breaches her pussy lips – a sudden squirt of watery jism squirting out from a tiny opening left behind as the knot spreads her pussy all the way open.

The moment lasts less than a second before the knot pops out altogether. The rest of the shaft following it out – slithering loose, wet and slippery, bending as it re-appears from inside her body. Popping free, then hanging down behind her pussy, which is left gaping open, with the dog’s jism leaking out and dribbling down to the bunched up sheets between her knees.

Behind her, Dennis reaches in with a glass he’s been keeping out of view – placing it into the little waterfall of cum that’s leaking from his guest’s pussy – he releases the dog’s tail and takes hold of its cock, aiming that so it’s also shooting into the glass.

We hear her gasping, then asking, “Are you getting it all..?”

And seeing Dennis smiling as he collects the jism, confirming, “Absolutely… And you’re not going to be disappointed…”

Romeo stands over his old bitch as if he owns her, leaning against her even though he’s no longer in her… She’s under him – shivering from the strain and excitement of what she’s just been doing… The thought of what she’s still going to do…

Dennis continues to milk his beast a little longer, aiming the dick right into the glass, focusing more on that than the old lady’s pussy now… A good measure of fluid building up at the bottom of the container.

After a little while, the Doberman begins to pulls back and twist away a little – and Jane reacts by twisting the other way and pulling forward, then falling forward against her bed – exhausted and gasping…

Dennis makes sure he moves the glass out of the way, protecting the warm, cloudy fluid, and calming the dog as he steps over and away from this bitch… “Good boy… Well done… Good boy…”

The old blonde has flopped over onto her back and is laying there, breathing hard, her hands on her soft tits – not feeling them, just holding them in position – not wanting them to disappear into her armpits… Still wanting to look her best. Or as good as a post-bestiality bitch can look.

She lifts her head a little as Dennis shuffles toward her on his knees, glass in hand, grey fluid swilling around as he moves… Smiling a little, knowing what’s on its way. “Is that for meeeee?” She drawls, already knowing the answer as she settles back on the bed, head down, opening her mouth and waiting…

Dennis reaches out, holding the glass above his guest’s face, aiming carefully, and then tipping it slowly – the cum rolling up toward the rim… Then trickling over the edge, and dribbling down to hit Jane’s chin… A quick correction from our host, and then the rest of the jism pours straight into the blonde’s mouth…

Our guest just lays and allows her mouth to fill, trying not to smile – and now beginning to actually massage her breasts rather than just holding them… The sound of the cum dribbling into the cum in her mouth is highlighted as we change camera position slightly so that we’re looking past the glass, right down between her lips to see it the spunk bubbling and splashing into the back of her throat…

As the glass empties there’s still not enough fluid to fill her mouth, but she uses her tongue to ensure that some spills out over her lips and down the side of her cheek. She purses those lips, blowing us a little kiss, and then swallowing it back slowly… Taking it down her throat… Savouring it… And then opening wide to show us that her mouth is empty, and smiling victoriously, squeezing her boobs a little harder.

Her mouth clear, she turns her head slightly to look up to Dennis, and half whispers a very satisfied, “Thank you…”

The fat cockney smiles, “No problem… I’m glad you enjoyed it!” He holds the glass up – noticing there is still a little fluid at the bottom, then upends it over his guest’s face again… Giving it a little shake…

Down below, Jane opens her mouth again and turns her head trying to catch those precious last few drips… And looking very pleased with herself before confirming, for our cameras, that – “I feel so dirty! It’s amazing…”

She flicks her eyes to the side as Romeo returns, padding around on the soft mattress, coming back to give her a post-fuck kiss… Dropping his head to hers and slopping his tongue over her cum flavoured face.

She lets out a little squeal as he arrives, then allows him to lick her skin clean, opening her mouth wide for him as he begins to focus on the flavouring within… Letting him go so deep that he’s pushing his narrow snout into her mouth again, his tongue snaking out to the back of her mouth, making her gag and cough… She takes it for as long as she can… Then twists away from him, laughing, and coughing, spluttering, “Enough… En-nooouugggghhh! Ha ah ahhhaaa!” – then bringing her hands up to her face, covering her mouth so the dog can’t lick any more, then rolling away from him, leaving him standing over her, panting, and looking almost as happy as she is.

We cut back to the long shot, looking across the room, watching as Jane rolls off the edge of the bed, onto her feet, and stands there – naked and sweaty – looking down at the beast, smiling – and then reaching forward to stroke his narrow head… Looking away from him to Dennis and confirming, “That was fantastic… Can I do it again?”

Dennis confirms that she can… Today, if she’s happy to wait for the dog to catch his breath, and any other time she can get down to his place in the East End… And we have no doubt that she’ll be heading his way on a regular basis in future.

And that’s just about enough for another week – Dennis turns away from her to confirm that, “That’s all from us for another – fan-tas-tic week of dirty dogsex… Little Renae will be back next week, showing off her lovely tits and ‘er big dimples as she introduces anuvva lovely lady with a filthy fantasy… And I ‘ope she ‘as as much fun as this dirty slut ‘as!” He pauses, looking back at Jane and smiling, then looks back toward the camera and adds, “Until next time… Don’t do anything I wouldn’d do, eh?”

And then he’s back to chatting with his guest, and we fade out on the post-coital friendliness – happy that we’ve found another slut to take up citizenship in the United Kingdom of Zoo!

Everything remains blank for a moment, then a caption begins to print up at the top of the screen, in white letters on the black screen.

“Jane enjoyed another session with Romeo after filming was completed for the day… And also took advantage of Dennis’s offer for her to visit his place in the East End…”

We hear the sound of a doorbell ringing several times – and on each ring, a photograph appears in the middle of our screen – each image being of Jane, standing at Dennis’s front door. Five images side-by-side – with her smile getting bigger in each subsequent image, and her clothing getting sluttier. From the woman we first met in the first image, to a total slut in the last. A time-lapse journey into depravity.

A second caption, this time under those images, confirms that, “Jane says she’s also taken advantage of our database of former guests to sample several other pets. With her current count standing at six dogs!”

We zoom in on the most recent, and sluttiest, image in the middle of our screen, and note that she is wearing a choker-collar around her neck, which has been marked with six little dog-paw drawings. She’s displaying her achievements with pride, like a true dog-slut. We don’t think we’ve ever seen a bigger, or more obvious transition from any of our guests… And that’s it for another week.

We fade in for this week’s show with an establishing shot of the large central car park of an industrial estate shopping complex. Large stores in anonymous grey hangers are arranged around three sides of the parking area, with large colourful signs above their wide entrances indicating that they are telling toys, computers, pet food, beds, etc.

Big letters fill the screen, almost blocking our view of the street, “BARNET, LONDON.”

We swing around the car park as the caption is on screen, but as it fades we focus in on the familiar green and black signage of a ‘PETS at home’ store.

Having established our location, we pan back to the car park where we can see our host walking toward us – blonde hair, a big white smile, bigger round tits straining the front of her mini-dress – and a swing in her hips that’s far bigger than it needs to be… She’s sex on legs – and she knows it. Trotting along beside her, a white-haired, dome-headed Bull Terrier is padding along quite happily, looking up at her as she introduces the show.

She introduces herself, direct to camera, in a friendly mid-western accent as she walks, “Hi there petfans, and welcome back to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my amazing little lover, Buddy… And this week, we’re in Barnet, just outside of London, to meet a young lady with very furry fixation…”

We cut to inside the giant pet store – looking at rows and rows of pet products – before coming to rest on this week’s guest (placing collars and chains on the shelves) … She’s black – exotically cute, with a round face, straight black hair with a strait fringe cut at eye level – and those eyes have an Asian flare to them (the result of having a Japanese father and a Nigerian mother). She’s wearing a ‘uniform’ consisting of a tightish polo shirt (the short sleeves reveal heavily tattooed arms) with the company logo on the breast, and tight pants. The shirt and the pants combine to prove that she’s got a tight little body and slim legs.

She looks into camera and delivers her intro in a husky, dirty Cockney-like accent. “Allo – I’m Kacie Oyos… I’m 25… And I’m from Barnet.”

We cut to a shot of our tattooed, dark-skinned guest walking along an aisle in the pet store, next to our top heavy, blonder-than-blonde host. They pass large fish tanks full of exotic fish, as the American starts her pre-fuck interview, asking, “Alright Kacie… Why don’t you tell us why we’re here today?”

We cut to a tracking shot of our guest and our top-heavy host, walking toward us through the store, moving along an aisle of live pets… As the shot begins, it’s fish tanks full of exotic fish, then snakes and lizards… And as the women walk, they both looking from each other, to the various animals…

“I’ve wanted to do it for a long time… But I don’t actually know where the idea came from… I don’t remember ever seeing anything like this when I was a kid, but I can’t remember ever NOT thinking about being mounted by a dog…”

Jenna smiles and nods beside her, understanding the desire to be mounted.

Our guest continues, “I remember when I started having sex, I very quickly decided that my favourite position was doggy, not because of how it felt, but because I could close my eyes and think about having a dog on my back…”

Jenna nods again, confirming that she feels the same way.

Again, Kacie doesn’t wait for Jenna to ask any further questions, “When I play with myself, I always do it in the doggy position, with my boobs on the floor and my arse in the air, and I imagine having a big doggy cock in my pussy… I want to feel it soooo much.”

As they continue walking, passing cages with a variety of rodents in them, Jenna prompts her guest again, “You’re married, aren’t you?” – already knowing the answer, she doesn’t really wait for her guest to confirm before pushing on… “What do you think your husband will make of this?”

Kacie grins – a combination of I’m-naughty and I’m-embarrassed, “I’ve always wanted to tell him… I’ve wanted to ask him to find me a dog for years, so I could do this infront of him… But I was worried he would say no… I’m a good wife, and I’m very respectful of my husband… So if he said no, I don’t think I’d be able to do this…”

“So you want to do it first, then find out if he approves or not..?”

“Yeah – the old, it’s easier to beg for forgiveness, than ask for permission…”

“And do you think he’ll forgive you?”

As they are talking, they continue passing larger cages with rabbits, and then kittens in them…

Kacie answers, “I don’t know… Probably not… I don’t think he’d approve… He can be angry… He can be rough… No abusive, but… You know… Firm… But no matter what he does, he can never take that moment away from me. If he likes it, brilliant – I can do it with him, or for him… If he doesn’t like it, then he’ll have to be a good Christian and turn the other cheek.”

The two come to a halt next to a large pen on the floor, with Jenna turning full-on to face her guest, and checking, “What if you DON’T like it, and he does..?”

Our guest barely pauses, instinctively answering, “Well, if that’s the case, I opened the door, if he wants me to do it again then I only have myself to blame… So I’ll do it to make him happy!” She pauses, looking down, then smiles a little, and adds, “But I honestly can’t imagine not loving it!”

We cut to see the inside of the pen they are standing beside…

She’s looking down into the pen infront of them – so is our host – and both of them are smiling at the cute sight below them… We cut to their point of view, looking down to see two cute looking yellow/white puppies as they wrestle/play together… And then –

We cut to a shot of Kacie, already stripped nude, her heavily tattooed brown body looking very small as she pushes and shoves at her fully grown, and very powerful little co-star… It’s playful and fun, and the cut from the puppies together, rolling over each other, to our guest with the adult dog rolling over her, is probably one of the best edits we’ve ever managed on our show…

She laughs and calls, “Oh wow!” as the beast stumbles and tumbles over her, then flops back onto her backside, sitting up slightly with her elbows on the floor behind her as he twists and circles around… As she sits back, she brings her knees up and lets her legs fall apart enough that he can get at her pussy… And Buddy doesn’t miss the opportunity…

She looks a little amazed as he sniffs and licks at her crotch, her mouth open – as if it hadn’t occurred to her that he might do this… She lets him lick at her hot little hole for a little while, then leans a little to one side, taking her weight on one elbow and reaching forward with her other hand to stroke the top of his big head as he licks…

She’s wearing the ‘wow’ face, looking down at him with her mouth open, smiling – then looking up at our camera, and mouthing it direct to us – “Wow!” Another smile, “Bloody wow! That’s all I can say…”

She puts her head back and lets the dog lick for a few more seconds – turning his domed-head a little as he probes her pussy with his warm, wet tongue…

Not for long though – as she suddenly sits up a little and pushes his head away, “No… I can’t wait any longer… I need to do this…”

Before the beast can get back to her, our guest has rolled over onto her hands and knees, and quickly assuming the classic doggy position. Her soft boobs hanging a little off her chest, dark brown nipples stiff, pointing at the floor…

She’s barely in position before Buddy is up close behind her… His cold nose between her butt-cheeks, making her yelp and giggle – a big smile across her face… His long tongue slopping up the grove between her pussy lips and up her arse-crack… He doesn’t let her enjoy it too much though – losing interest in how she tastes – and obviously deciding he wants to know how she feels…

He pushes forward behind her, raising his head above her behind, lurching forward and up, his white barrel chest against, then over her black ass, front paws scrabbling around her narrow waste, getting a grip on her sides and pulling himself onto her… She’s tough, there’s barely a wince as his nails scrape over her flesh, just the sound of her challenging him to, “Come fuck me… Yeah…” – she’s so into this…

He pushes up against her, pumping at her pussy but failing to find his target, so trying harder, moving his paws up her side, hooking one over her shoulder and pulling forward harder… She’s pushing back against him, bending her arms to lower her chest and stick her arse up – trying to help him line up…

He keeps trying, pushing further forward, pulling against her shoulder, and then overbalancing forward over her arse, and slipping down her back – his legs out wide and his belly sliding over her flesh. He ends up standing over her head, pumping at the air as he continues trying to fuck her, even now he’s nowhere near her pussy.

Having collapsed forward under his weight as he slid over her, Kacie is now twisting around on to her back and going after his cock – reaching up to grab it and pulling it toward her mouth before she’s even rolled over… “Come here…”

She pulls him toward her mouth, almost breaking her neck to get to it – opening wide then quickly wrapping her lips around it… Trying to suck it in and swallow it up immediately… Struggling, but not wanting to wait another second…

We cut to a shot of Jenna, watching from behind one of our cameramen, grinning as her guest goes crazy for canine cock… Calling, “You go girl!” to encourage this behaviour.

As she watches she runs her hands up her front and begins to pinch her nipples through the front of her dress, looking to the side and noting our camera, then saying, “I can’t help it… It’s so fucking sexy!”

After struggling to twist and suck, Kacie keeps hold of the shaft, managing to keep the end in her mouth most of the time, and turns herself over onto her back – which allows her to simply sit up a little and take the cock into her mouth with ease…

This is much better… She bounces her head up and down under his belly, sucking that fat shaft in, taking it as deep as she can, then drawing back – her thick lips sliding along the shaft… Then she’s pushing forward again, taking it all the way to the back of her mouth… And again, and again, and again… Fast and wet…

She keeps sucking it in, holding it in the back of her mouth for a few seconds, then pulling back to catch her breath, then sucking again… Testing its girth with her grip around the shaft, then sucking again… And when she’s happy – or simply can’t wait any longer – she looks back at Jenna and confirms that, “I want to fuck him… I want THIS inside me!!”

Of course she does!

We cut to a shot of our Bull Terrier, standing away from the tattooed little slut, with Jenna holding his collar. He’s pulling against her grip, keen to get at our guest… With Jenna smiling as she whispers, “Do you want to fuck her..? Are you going to fuck her..?”

We turn away from them, panning across to see our guest who is already on her knees, facing away from the beast – looking over her shoulder and smiling as she confirms, “I hope so…” – then drops forward onto her hands, then down onto a forearm, reaching her other hand back between her slim thighs – a catcher’s mitt, waiting to guide Buddy home, taking no chances this time…

She braces herself and then calls, “Okay…”

Jenna releases her beast – and he races straight over toward our guest – scampering right up to her behind and rising up to mount her immediately (for the second time) – his chest onto her back, front legs wrapping around her waist, and leaning into her, erratically pumping his cock toward her rear end and her catching hand…

As the beast stabs at her, his hard cock bouncing around between her thighs, under her pussy, above her fingers, she brings her hand up and steers that hot meat up toward her snatch – quickly finding her target and slipping the beast into her wet hole…

Buddy slows a little when he feels her make contact – letting her do the hard work for him – and immediately kicking into high gear as soon as he feels her cool flesh wrapping around his pole…

She whips her hand from between her legs and jams it down infront of the other arm, crossing them on the floor under her as her body shape changes immediately, back arched up, head high, shock on her face – letting out a surprised gasp, “OH GODDD!!” as the beast hammers deep into her.

We hold on her face for a while – taking the opportunity to watch the pain and pleasure alternating… Her eyes opening and closing, her teeth bared… Saliva hanging from her bottom lip… Everything shaking…

Over her shoulder we can see the dog on her back, holding tight, looking vaguely in our direction…

We cut back to a side shot, watching the dog’s feverish pounding forcing our guest lower and lower toward the floor, her firm tits shaking as she is rocked around. Her tattooed arms are tensed, straining as her elbows slipping out infront of her… Her chest dropping toward the floor, then slowly pancaking out under her.

She bares her white teeth again as gasps as she struggles to handle the high-speed assault… Fighting back against it. Riding out the storm.

Now we cut to a low angle shot – looking up between Kacie’s dark thighs, getting a great view of that big canine cock slipping and sliding in and out so fast it blurs… Her wet pussy lips flap around the shaft and drops of spunk fly in all directions.

Back in a side-angle and we can see her baring her teeth again, snarling against the continued abuse… Gritting those teeth, snarling, “OOOOooooohhhh ssshhhiiiittttt!” as she takes the last few seconds of the pounding.

Buddy slows, pushing his hindquarters up against her behind – pushing deep and holding there, his hind-paws doing a little skippy dance as he tries to get maximum purchase so he can hold himself right up against her whilst his knot swells to hold him in place.

She goes from snarling to growling, a guttural, “AAAAAAHHHHhhh… FFFFUuuuccccKKKKK!” – her face flushing as much as a black face can. Her eyes bulging, veins popping on her temples.

We go back to that low angle, looking up at her pussy… Looking at that ugly dog cock stretching those pussy out. The knot growing inside, filling her out.

We cut to a behind the scenes shot – and see our host off to the side of the action holding up her iPhone to take a couple of pictures for her personal collection. Then moving around behind the action, crouching down and holding the camera down next to our close-up cameraman to get a pussy shot.

She takes about twenty seconds of video, checking the screen to see if she’s got what she needs, then shuffling around to the other end, where she can hold the phone infront of her wide-eyed guest…

“Look at the beautiful big doggy cock in your cunt…”

Our guest looked amazed, half smiling, half crying, “Is that me? Is that my pussy?”

Jenna continues, “Yes… Your dirty little pussy being ‘ruined’ by my big doggy… It’ll never be the same again!”

Kacie moans in response, looking overjoyed with the moment – her feelings enhanced after seeing what she’s been feeling for the last few minutes… Gasping, “OOhh wow… I love it… I love it…” Turning her head to the side, trying to look back at the beast on her back and begging him to “Fill me up… Fill my pussy with your love…”

We get another rear shot of the dog’s thighs tensing, his balls lifting, his arse swelling and winking – as he squirts load after load into her belly – and then cut back to her face as she grimaces, letting out a sudden and very loud, “AAAAARRRRHHHGGGGG!”

Back to her pussy to watch as that knot is pulled by that twisted base of his cock, stretching her pussy lips wider and wider… The knot slowly emerging, straining her flesh… Doggy spunk spitting and squirting out as it shifts in her…

It pulls free, the shaft sliding out of her pink hole, and cum dripping everywhere as our guest gasps in relief and disappointment. His dick swings back between his hindlegs, swinging slowly, twitching slightly… Squirting more cum onto the floor as he stands, looking somewhat bemused, a few feet away from Kacie.

She is left on her knees and forearms, her brown behind up in the air, her tattooed skin glistening with sweat, flecked with little white dog hairs… Breathing hard as she turns her head toward our camera to give us a thick-lipped smile. Catching her breath, twisting and looking over her shoulder, back toward the dog… Looking at him…

We cut to another shot of the dome-headed dog, just standing there and looking out of breath, and a little stupid… His big cock still hard, hanging under him, twitching – ready for action…

Kacie’s head creeps in from the side of the frame, sliding in between the dog’s hindlegs, edging up under his cock, letting it hang against her face… Taking a grip on an ankle in each hand as she eases into position. Moving her head around, letting the head of the cock slide around her cheeks, over her nose, around her lips – leaving wetness everywhere, occasionally squirting an extra-large load of wetness against her.

Opening her mouth to welcome the tip between her lips again, not trying to suck it – not putting on a show – this is just a moment of calm for her, a confirmation of her newly confirmed love of dog cock. She smiles and hums a little as she plays with it. Showing her true colours.

She pokes her tongue out and licks around the tip, moving the shaft around with it… Playing… Tongue back in and pursing her lips to kiss at the tool, and to smile – and confirming, without looking away from the belly of the beast, “I think I’m in love!” – and smiling again, a wide, white-toothed smile, before opening wide again to let that cock dangle between her lips…

Pushing them out and wrapping them around just the end of the shaft… Kiss/sucking on the head, working the ugly angled tip… Her top lip passing back and forth over it as it continues to squirt off little shots of cum.

As she is playing with the cock, and her face is getting wetter, she slips a hand down between her smooth thighs and begins to slide her fingers up and down her wet slot… Working the surface, over the clit, back and forth – getting faster and faster… She kisses and sucks, and fingers herself… Pushing her pelvis forward, fucking her fingers as much as she fucking herself with her fingers…

Moaning from the debauched feeling and taste of dog cum on her lips as from the physical sensation of fingers on flesh, she writhes against herself, and bounces her head up and down…

It’s dirty and it’s sexy… Watching the white-haired dog standing over the chocolate skinned woman – his cock dangling in and around her mouth… A lot of his little white hairs sticking to her sweaty flesh… Long streaks of wetness glistening on her dark face and neck, and her brown fingers slipping along that pink slit…

She keeps it going, speeding up – pushing herself to the edge… Looking up into camera, making sure we’re focused on her – moaning, “Oh God… Oh God… Look at me… Look at me sucking dog cock…” Her tone rising with every word, “I love it… I love it… Thank you God…” – and after this most fucked-up prayer ever delivered on television, she actually sucks on the cock, her fingers speeding up on her clit, and then pressing harder and stopping… Holding still, her body seeming to crumple up, then shake, and then with minimal fuss, she just flops back flat on her back… Shakes a little, making her boobs wobble, and then stops again…

The dog is still standing over her, his cock still hanging down over her face… Twitching, squirting, swinging – as she catches her breath, a shudder through her body every few seconds…

We pull back from her to a slightly wider shot, where we find Jenna, sitting nearby, watching closely with a big, white-toothed smile, and a hand down the front of her skirt, fingers obviously working her own pussy whilst watching her guest work hers…

She turns away from the post-fuck pair to face our camera and says, “Well, I don’t know about you… But I think I enjoyed that as much as Kacey did!” She blows out her cheeks and smiles, “Wow!”

After another breath, she delivers her final lines for the week… “Of course, the truth is that most of our girls have that much fun – because this is just such an intense and amazing experience for any lady to go through… And we’ll be back again next week with another lady who wants that experience – right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”

We pan away from the American and back to our guest, still on her back, with the dome-head doggy standing over her, his cock still hard and twitching… And we fade out for another week…

The screen in black for a moment, the white lettering begins to print along the top of the screen, advising us that, “We delighted to confirm that Kacie’s partner was very happy to discover that his wife is a dogslut.”

The middle of the screen fills with the image of Kacie beside a large black man, and to their side, another small black woman (her face blurred), and her tall black husband (his face blurred – but his white ‘vicar’ collar quite visible. Between the four of them, a big black Labrador is looking very happy with himself.

“As a result of her appearance on the show, Kacie was amazed to discover that the vicar’s wife was a keen canine copulator – and the two couples have now struck up a very special relationship.”

It’s obvious how good that relationship is – so, jealous as hell, we fade out for another week.

We open this week’s show with a smooth, floating drone shot of a large area of park-land. Dropping down through the trees and moving along a walking-track. Spaced out along the route we see a couple of metal statues of stylized dinosaurs – built to amuse locals and tourists (which poses the question, what kind of tourist goes to Middlesbrough for a nature walk?).

Then we’re looking at a small crowd moving along the track… Two figures walking side-by-side, a couple more walking wide of them, and a few more walking (backwards) ahead of them. There’s also a large dog bounding around the group, running ahead, hurrying back.

We cut down to ground level, looking at the walking couple… He’s middle-aged, white-haired, stocky, and dressed casually. Her age is hard to guess, she’s a little overweight, round-faced, pear shaped, wearing baggy jeans and a loose hoody sweater – her dark hair hangs lankly down over her shoulders.

We’re tracking backwards as they walk toward us – he introduces the show, and himself, to camera in a clear, confident Scottish accent, sounding like a professional tv host… She walks beside him, quietly, apparently hanging on his every word.

“Hallo… Welcome to yet another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – and yet another filthy slut, intent on committing bestial acts with my big, bad, doggy… I’m Andy Boss, this…” He points down as the dog runs between him and the girl, “… this is Bucky… And this…” He points off camera, and we swing around to see the girl again, “… Is this week’s guest…”

She looks up at the camera, fighting off a shy smile. Tipping her head to one side, as she answers in a strong Teesside accent. “I’m Skye McDonald, I’m 35 years old, and I’m a teaching assistant from Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.”

We cut back to a close-up of our guest, no longer walking, now standing beside our host but still talking director to camera… Andy looks a little amused standing beside her, just letting her talk (because despite working in education, she sounds dumb as can be).

“It’s not much of a story really… I’ve never been the pretty one, and even when I was young, I never got much attention from boys… I used to try and think of ways that boys might like me, and I remember seeing something about beastiality and thinking boys would look at me if I did that because the good lookin girls don’t, like…”

She has a cute/annoying habit of punctuating her comments by scrunching her nose up, and then pushing her glasses back up until they almost touch her eyebrows before continuing, “I thought, like… If I did that, men would want to bring their dogs to me, and they’d actually pay me to have sex with their dogs… And that’s real lust… To pay someone to do something sexy. I just want to be lusted afta!”

Andy butts into the monologue, “Like a doggy prostitute..?”

She smiles and nods, “Yeah… Exactly… And I spent more time thinking about the men paying me, and watching, than what it would actually feel like, you know, to have sex with the dogs!”

She does that scrunchy nose, spectacles adjustment thing again, looking toward our camera and waiting for our host to speak again.

“But…?” He prompts, looking to get her talking again.

“But…” She begins, “Over time I got more and more into the idea. It became about me having sex with their dogs – and them wanting to have sex with me, but me only being available to their dogs… Like, I’m too good for them. They can’t afford me. And I watched more and more beastiality online, and got more and more into the idea… And then I started to watch UK of Zoo, and I realised it was something I could actually try… And I had to try!” She smiles, tipping her head back a little to the side.

Andy jokes, “I get the feeling that you want me to pay you to fuck my dog…” He laughs – a fake, tv-laugh, then gets serious again… “No. Not happening… You’re just another filthy wankette, dreaming of dogsex… You should be paying me… Luckily for you… The nice producer is paying me to have my dogs fuck you…”

She scrunches up her face again, still smiling, but now looking a little confused rather than shy, not quite sure how to react to his comment.

He continues, “Have no fear though, Little Wankette – I’ll let you fuck my dog… I wouldn’t deny him the pussy… But you better show him a good time… I want you to channel your inner dogwhore, and treat him like I’ve given you a thousand pound!”

Skye nods, giving us one last scrunchy faced smile… And then, having received a signal from our producer, she takes a quick look around at the pathway behind her, checking for other walkers… And then nervously unfastens her belt before easing the jeans down over her hips – revealing boring white panties and soft thighs. She pushes them all the way to the floor, stepping out of them, pulling one foot free, then the other, then kicking the jeans away across the path toward a waiting production assistant who picks them up off camera.

Then she’s grabbing at her hoody and t-shirt, bunching them up in her fists as she builds the confidence to pull it up and over her head, taking a deep breath and then – up and over, her dark hair dragging out of the neck hole. Heavy boobs held firm in a large bra – big cups supporting the hefty flesh of a very natural looking pair.

She stands there, twirling from side to side, looking nervous and unsure of what to do next…

We cut to a few seconds later as she struggles to unhook her own bra – the relatively simple daily task complicated by the presence of our cameras and the nerves of anticipating her upcoming bestial experience. The bra comes free and her big boobs sag down, full and milky white, big pink bumpy areola surrounding large nipples. She moves to cover them, then realises it’s a pointless move and just gives us a half-smile instead. “Sorry…” She apologises, scrunching up her nose again, “Just a little nervous…”

Andy decides to break the tension, “Skye… How much did you charge in your dreams?”

She reaches down and takes hold of the sides of her panties, pausing as she thinks, then says, “Twenty pound each dog… I liked the idea of being a cheap whore!” She lets out a nervous little laugh and then slips the underwear down her thick thighs, uncovering a sparsely haired, but natural, pussy. Stepping out of them, balling them up and throwing them off to the side toward the assistant holding the rest of her clothes…

And she’s naked… Naked and nervous – her hands held up on either side of her body, waving around as if she’s not sure whether to cover her hairy pussy or her big boobs, or perhaps her soft belly… She takes a moment to look around again, to see if anyone is around. “Eeee God, if someone walks in on this I don’t know if I’ll die of shame, or cum from the excitement!”

And with that we cut to a shot of her kneeling down on the dirt path and reaching out to Bucky as the big dog approaches, sniffing at the ground, then at her hands and beyond…

He zeroes in on her, coming in close – licking at the air infront of her face as she leans in toward him, running her hands down the sides of his head… Then she’s ready to be kissed, closing her eyes and pursing her lips, then holding still – waiting to feel his tongue on her face… Hoping that he’s close enough… But he’s still a little out of range… She holds still for a little longer, letting him push between her hands, letting them run down the sides of his neck.

He begins to lick her mouth, and she giggles – her lips parting, allowing him to lick her teeth as much as her lips… After a few seconds she turns away to take a breath – still holding his neck – and then turns back, pursing her lips again and letting him lick a few more times. Handling it, and then upping the stakes…

Breathing hard, clearly as nervous as she is excited, she opens her mouth, presenting her tongue, and letting him go for it… His long tongue slopping over her lips, the sides folding back on themselves as it slips between her lips and over her tongue. She turns her head at an angle, as if she’s kissing a boy, so she can enjoy the feeling of the dog’s tongue flopping into her mouth and dragging over the inside of her cheek.

Bucky backs off once he’s had enough licking and wants to get some real action, pulling away from her so fast that she falls forward, dropping one hand to the gravel track…

He moves quickly around behind her… Trying to mount her – his big paws on her wide back, trying to wrap around her, pushing her forward and down against the rough pathway, her heavy tits swinging.

She’s already struggling to support him, looking up in a mild panic at our cameras, then at Andy, as the dog begins to pull up behind her and pump toward her pussy… She shuffles forward, clearly in pain, as the dog begins to take control…

She looks up toward the camera, trying to bury her pain and nerves, snarling, “Ohhh yeeeahhh… You gonna fuck me with your big, hard cock? Ehhh?” The words sound wrong coming out of her mouth – forced, dirty words from a clean girl…

Taking a breath, and wrinkling her nose again, then adding, “You’re such a biiiig boy…” and then gasping and suddenly reverting to panic-face as the beast shifts on her back, adjusting his grip and shunting her forward again… Still not managing to get inside her – but working her over all the same.

We look down under and he’s already beginning to get hard – the tip of his cock already poking out of his sheath. Pink and shiny… Prodding up against her soft pussy lips…

She drops her head down, trying to hide her face as she struggles to catch her breath whilst the dog leans harder against her back – her hands and knees shifting on the gravel track… His front legs clinging tighter as he bends his back and stabs up against her wide behind…

She continues trying to talk dirty, really wanting to play the whore (perhaps to cover her fear), but still struggling to make it sound right, “Want to fuck my pussy..? Come on… Come on and fuck me…!”

“Don’t try and talk him in… Reach down and stick him in!” Andy spits.

There’s a slight nod of acknowledgement from our guest, who shifts her weight from her hands down onto one elbow and forearm, then reaches back with her other hand, down between her legs and tries to catch the German Shepherd’s cock as he pumps it around, under and behind her pussy…

She angles her belly down, pushing her pussy back toward him, her hand still between her chunky thighs trying to reach him – failing to get a grip again…

“Dear me… Do you want it or not?” Andy snaps as he loses his patience, stepping forward behind them, bending into the shot and sticking his hand down under his dog’s balls, taking hold of his cock and slotting it right into the nervous teaching assistant’s cunt…

She snaps her hand back infront of her, supporting her as the beast lurches forward into her, gasping, “AAahhhhhhh!” – as the sudden invasion – the dog jamming his tool deep into her, his weight easing forward on her back, his hips bouncing, weight switching from one hindpaw to the other as he thrusts up against her…

She moans, “OOooooohhhhh!”, the shock passing and pleasure taking over in the space of seconds… A definite, loose-lipped smile crossing her face. Her fingers dig into the gravelly pathway as she’s fucked harder than any women has any right to be fucked.

She’s a big girl, with a reasonable amount of bulk around her shoulders and her behind, and as she bounces back against the dog, her big tits hanging down and swinging, she makes plenty of noise… “OOooooohhhh… Hissss cccoooccckkkk!”

He pumps hard at her, his hindpaws scraping against the gravel, his front paws scraping against her hips and thighs… Digging deep to get the best grip with both… With his brother, Butchy, not here today, it’s like he’s trying to fuck this chunky slut for the two of them… She keeps gasping, “OOooohhhh… Sooo… Gooooodd!”

As we watch, one of our crew moves in and crouches behind the dog, holding his camera down between their legs, aiming up toward our guest’s pussy… We cut to his camera – looking up from the low angle, watching the dog’s dick disappear deep in and out of her flesh… Her big pussy lips flapping about around the shaft, already dripping cum as he begins to shoot loads into her mid-fuck.

From the close-up, we cut to a long shot – from twenty meters away, looking down the pathway to see our crew standing around a pale girl with a dark dog on her back… The crew huddled close, almost blocking our view… The sound of her moans just about carrying to us.

Then we back up close – noting that the dog has already begun to slow down… Making longer, harder, more deliberate strokes as he seeks to lock his fat shaft into her tight snatch.

And as he slows down, pushing harder – she takes over… Angling her pelvis up and down, bucking back against him… Making his cock work for her… Gasping, “Yeeahh.. Fuck me doggy… Fuck mee…” – even though she’s the one doing the fucking now… The bad language no longer seems out of place.

We cut back to the long-range shot… Watching our lovers from away in the distance – chubby, white slut on the ground, almost twerking under the big hairy dog on her back; the crew around them… We’re not back here for the view – we’re here to hear how loud she’s being… The sound of her calls to the dog – desperate gasped shouts of, “Ahhhhhh… Fuuuccckk… Yeeahhh… Fuck me, doggy… Fuck me, boy…” Surely loud enough to attract every curious walker in the park.

She continues to fuck herself with him, from below, for the next minute or so… Twisting and bouncing her pelvis back up around his knot, the cock inside her being bounced around against the walls of her pussy. His hot spunk shooting into her – almost like she’s milking him.

We’re used to seeing our whores hold position whilst dogs drain into them – and it’s unusual to see someone so active during the tie… But we can’t deny that for a frumpy and shy teacher’s assistant – she’s putting on a pretty impressive show… The growling, dirty commentary continuing, and adding to the filthy performance “Fuck my cuuuunntt… Yeaahhh… Fuck mmyyyyyy cccuuuuunnnttt!”

She’s not acting dirty anymore, she is clearly born-again dirty…

Above her, balanced on her arse, being bounced around – Butchy is hanging on, looking a little confused… This has never happened with any of the other pink bitches he’s fucked…

Off to the side of the action, Andy stands amongst the crew, watching the action and half laughing, “Are you having fun there, slut? Giving ma dog a rodeo!!”

Back to a wider angle shot, watching her – slowing down as she tires herself out, but still bucking her belly down/arse up, then back up/arse forward, the big black beast rolling back then forward… And then, without warning, arching his back, opening his mouth wide, and throwing up over the back of her head…

She shrieks and stops dead still – not fully aware of what’s happened, but feeling the warm, thick fluid hitting her hair and shoulders… Behind her, our crew looked stunned… Andy laughs… Skye yelps…

There’s a moment, of silence, the dog still on the whore’s back… His vomit running through her hair, working its way down toward the floor…

She looks like she’s in shock… Holding dead still, feeling warm liquid running over her ears, down her neck – but unable to see what it is… She calls, “Is he okay?”

“I think he’s a little travel sick from the Bucking Bronko…” Calls Andy, not even trying not to laugh.

Still resting on one forearm, our guest reaches up with her free hand and runs her fingers through her hair – still trying to figure out what’s just happened… Then it dawns on her, and she pulls a disgusted face, half crying, half coughing, “OOoooohhh sshhhiitttteee! Did he puke on me?”

“Aye… He gave you an extra large hot load!” Andy laughs in the background, “And don’t you start complaining… It’s your fault… Jiggling the poor lad around like that! Dirty cunt!”

“UUUuuuurrggggghhhh!” She continues…

This is the point at which some of our weaker willed guests would call it a day and insist on a shower… Or storm off like a spoilt brat… But credit where it’s due – the filthy whore takes it in her stride… Proving that all of her dirty slut posturing was a lot more genuine than we first thought…

Looking disgusted, and disgusting, with dog puke sliding through her matted hair, over her shoulders and down her back… She rides it out… No longer bucking against the beast, no more dirty talk, all together more subdued, but quietly letting the dog empty his balls into her…

Above her, the dog holds on, looking a little happier now that she’s still, leaning his head forward and tentatively licking at the back of her hair – beginning the clean-up of his own puke – the way only a dog can.

The strange sensation of the dog licking the back of her head, the realisation of what he’s doing, “Oh God… That’s disgusting…”

Andy laughing, “You’re on your hands and knees getting fucked by a dog, in public, and you think him having a snack is disgusting… What kind of dirty fucking slut are you?”

That makes her laugh a little… She can’t argue with him. She IS being fucked by a dog, on camera – so what’s a little puke between friends..?

Dropping her head away from the dog, her long puke covered hair slops forward on either side of her face, and she reacts with another, “UUrurrruuuggghhhh! Oooooh, the smell…” And she coughs… Almost retching…

We cut away to Andy watching from the side, laughing a little, waving his hand under his nose to let us know how bad it smells from six feet away, it must be super-bad for our guest… And she’s got to contend with a dog’s knot stretching out her cunt too!

We watch her holding position there on the pathway… And then, out of nowhere, raising her head and calling out… “Does anyone want to piss on me?”

There’s a pause whilst the crew consider what she’s asked… Even Andy is lost for words for a moment. So she continues, sounding hopeful rather than resigned, like it’s what she wanted all along, “I’m covered in puke, being filled with dog-spunk… I might as well get pissed on too…”

Talk about embracing your inner slut! This quiet, shy-looking teaching assistant, is going all in…

We cut to a long shot again, looking down the path from twenty metres away… Watching as the crew alters position. Those who were on their knees, or down on the ground shooting up at the pussy are standing up… A couple of them are moving around infront of Skye, their faces blurred, unzipping pants… Getting ready to pee… Even the camera-man shooting this shot begins to move – the hand-held image bouncing toward the group just as the two infront of Skye begin to piss…

We cut back to a close-up shot – looking down at the chubby girl with the dog on her back, we can hear Andy calling, “Don’t piss on my dog, piss on the bitch…!” as two streams of piss arc down onto the puke covered slut…

She’s calling, “My hair… Piss in my hair…” – and her wild decision begins to make sense… She’s getting them to ‘clean’ the puke from her hair… Pretty soon a third stream of piss hits her from the other side.

She moans and gasps as the piss drenches her, lifting her head so it can hit her face as well as her hair, gasping and then shutting her mouth, lips together, letting streams of piss spatter all over her head, front and back, streaming into and through her hair again… Her face pulling tighter and tighter… Under stress… We wonder whether the combination of public dogsex and golden showers might be about to get her off… And then…

The dog pulls back, dismounting quickly and painfully, pulling to the side and twisting away – his knot pulling her back a little then snapping out – the rest of his cock slopping out quickly behind it… Skye is pulled back, then collapses forward – three streams of piss still spraying over her. Her initial yelp at the dismount causes her to catch a mouthful of urine, which she quickly coughs out.

Unfortunately there’s no-one down low to catch the low-angle shot of the dismount… The crew is too busy pissing on her… So we don’t get our regular de-knotting shot.

Butchy staggers away, his big cock swinging around under his belly, his tail wagging happily… And a very wet and shiny chubby bitch is left on all fours – and three men standing over her, finishing off the last few extra squirts of piss, shaking their dicks to make sure they’re all done.

There’s a short pause, and then Skye slowly raises her soaked head – long wet hair hanging down either side of her neck… Her skin wet and shiny, as she moves to an almost upright position – and gives us a looking of demented joy… Wild-eyed, open-mouthed… “Oh… Myyy… Gaaaaadd!” She squeals, “I don’t believe I did that… I don’t believe I did it… I fucked a dog… AND I got pissed on… I love it… I really love it!!”

We cut to a shot from a moment later, our guest on her feet – but still naked and slick with piss, her tits wobbling and she bends forward slightly, her hand between her thighs, fingers on her clit, wanking herself as she smiles and talks… “I feel so dirty… Such a fucking slut… I love it… I loved the dog… I fucked the dog… I could feel him cummin in me… I can’t feel his cum drippin…” She holds up her wet fingers to the camera – we can’t tell if it’s human piss or doggy spunk, but she seems to know. She sucks her fingers clean, then returns them to her snatch, jerking some more as she continues talking… “So… So… Dirty… I’m suuuuch a dirty slut… Such a cuuuuuuuunt…”

We pan across to Andy for a second as she’s talking and he just shrugs and points us back to her… As the camera moves from her to him, and then back from him to her, we can see a middle-aged couple on the pathway behind them, far enough away to not know what’s up ahead (maybe).

Skye continues fingering herself, her smile growing, the pitch and breathlessness of her chatter increasing, “Soooo dirty… Suuucch a sluuuuuutt… OOoooohhhh… Fucking a dog… MMmmmmmm…”

Sensing that the time is just right, Andy calls, “Somebody’s coming!!”

Our guest’s first reaction is to smile wider and say, “It’s meeeeeeee!” as she speeds up her fingering, but then she realises what he’s said – and turns around to give the walkers an accidental full-frontal, shrieks, and then turns to run away into the bushes – the last we see of her is a big wobbly pink bum disappearing behind a large metal stegosaurus.

Our crew remains pretty much where they are as the walkers continue down the path, doing their best to not react. Their faces are blurred, but we hear the man say, “Hi Andy” as he passes, and the woman call, “Big fans!” and laugh.

We track on to our host as they head away down the track – and he begins his summing up for the show. “As our chubby little dogwhore heads off into he wild, we have to wrap things up for another week here in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. Our favourite brainless American bitch will be here again next week, with yet another desperate woman, with another piss-poor excuse to prove that she’s a dirty, dirty, bestial slut! Until then… Have a nice week, cunts!”

We fade to black as we hear Andy shout, “Richard… You enjoyed that, didn’t you – dirty bastard…”

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“After a lifetime of being single, Skye says she has uncovered her inner slut – and she now shares her perverted experiences with no less than FOUR boyfriends…”

The screen fills with a still shot of Skye, in a micro-bikini that really doesn’t suit her, with two tall black men behind her, and another on either side of her. They all appear to be the worst African immigrant stereotypes – big teeth, loose mouths, tall and skinny. They are all half of her age, and none of them look particularly attractive – these aren’t good looking Africans, they are definitely the bottom of the barrel selection.

A second caption appears below the image.

“Skye says she will try another dog one day, but right now she’s hoping to try a goat or a donkey… If she can find a public place to do it.”

And we fade to black for another week.

We begin this week’s show with a wide shot of a low-rise city stretching away from us toward the coast and the blue sea beyond. White clouds roll over a pale blue sky overhead. All seems very pleasant indeed.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we’re in: “SWANSEA, WALES.”

As the caption fades from the screen, we turn around, away from the bay, to face a small grass verge, leading to a black metal fence, and beyond that a concrete yard and an unassuming, modern looking, red-brick school building.

Pre-teen children in blue sweaters and black trousers run around playing as we close up on the fence and look into the yard. Some of them pay close attention to our cameras – wondering what we’re doing here.

There are a few childish cheers, and “woaahhh” sounds as our host walks up the bank to the fence – it’s our bestial babe from Blackburn, Renae Russell – and as usual her bolt-on boobs are doing everything they can to burst out of her PVC jacket. Even the pre-teen boys can tell what she is all about!

Or maybe the kids are reacting to her sleek canine companion… The tall and powerful blue-grey haired Weimaraner.

She turns and addresses our camera in a squeaky girly voice, sounding like she spends her spare time sucking on helium rather than dog’s dicks. “Hello… And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is my lover Logan – and this week, we’ve come to Swansea, in south Wales, to meet an older lady, who’s young at heart, and wants to prove that you CAN teach an old bitch new tricks!”

She smiles, looking proud that she’s managed to deliver her whole intro without any mistakes.

We cut to a shot looking through the fence, across the yard – zooming in on a tall, slim, quite elegant lady as she stands in the entrance of the school, watching the children at play.

Showing off our long lens, we close in on her to get a better look at her square face and short auburn hair. Her conservative clothing isn’t designed to show off her figure, but we’re able to guess that she’s in reasonable shape, especially for an older lady.

She introduces herself in voice-over as we watch her sip from a large mug of coffee, introducing herself in a mild Welsh accent, and telling us why she wants to be on the show…

“Hello… I’m Adeline Hedworth. I’m a 57-year-old teacher from Swansea. I’ve been married for 31 years, I’m a mother of three, and a grand-mother of one… And I’m here to show that life doesn’t end when you become a granny!”

We cut to a two-shot of her standing with Renae infront of a brick wall. The side-by-side pose is tough on our guest… She looks like she’s got a good figure, but we know Renae’s is stunning (and she’s barely covering it up either) – and whilst our guest looks okay for an older woman, she also looks very much like a school-teacher, whereas Renae looks every inch the pornstar, a walking wet-dream… Despite all of this, the teacher is giving off confident wannabe dog-whore vibes, and is clearly very comfortable with where she is, and what she’s about to do…

Renae raises her microphone, fights away another of her dimpled smiles, and asks Adeline to, “Tell the viewers at home why you applied to be on our show?”

Our guest answers as you’d expect a primary school teacher to answer – confidently and clearly, giving no doubt that she knows exactly what she’s saying, almost as if she’s taking story-time for the children…

“They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks… I’m here to show that you can teach an old girl – new doggy tricks!!” She smiles, happy that she’s hooked our interest, ready to continue.

“I’ve always told my children…” She’s indicating the school behind her to show us that she’s not talking about her children, but rather her students – “… that they should dream big, and follow those dreams… Recently, I was talking to a group of ten-year-olds about their dreams, and their ambitions, and a young girl asked me what my dream is… I couldn’t speak… Partly because it was the first time in all of my years teaching that a child had ever asked me, and partly because the only dream that came to mind was…” She nods, as if she wants Renae to answer… And Renae, always keen to impress volunteers an excited, squeaky, “Doggies!”

Adeline nods – a knowing nod, with a smile attached to it. “Yes… I was sitting infront of 26 ten-year-olds, and all I could think of was having a great big dog, smashing into me from behind… As I stood there in silence, looking out over all these bright little faces, it occurred to me, that I hadn’t been following my own advice… I’ve been dreaming big for decades, but never following those dreams… Once I realised that, I had no choice but to think about what my ultimate dream would be… To have sex with a dog? No… Something bigger… For everyone to see me having sex with a dog… Yes… Now that’s a big dream…”

“It certainly is…” Agrees our host, adding, “What did you tell the children?”

“Well, certainly not that…” Confirms our prim and proper looking teacher. “I think I said I was looking forward to retiring to a little cottage in the countryside… I didn’t tell them that I wanted to have a big dog with me in that cottage… And when I say big… And when I dream big… I didn’t say it’s a BIG dog cock that I dream of!!”

She’s been talking about bestiality, and her fantasies of being exposed, for the last minute – but it still sounds strange to hear her say ‘cock’ out loud.

Renae pauses, then probes on, “What is it about dogsex that turns you on..?”

Our guest sighs, “I think it’s mainly how sordid and dirty the whole business is. How rough the animals are. How un-natural, yet completely natural, the act is… But mainly it’s about how disgusting, and huge, their cocks are… They look so ugly, but so enticing… I just can’t wait to play with one…”

“I see…” Nods Renae, “I can’t argue with you about that… And how long have you felt this way?”

Adeline pauses, shaking her head, “That’s the saddest thing… I hadn’t thought of it until that little girl asked, but the more I think about it, I’ve had the idea in my head since the 80s, since I was a young woman, being shown dirty videos by my first serious boyfriend… Watching a woman having sex with a dog and just feeling so very, very disgusted, but aroused… It’s been with me ever since, but I’ve always denied it – even to myself… Until little Lucy asked, and I realised I was living in denial…”

Renae seizes on the chance to move the show on with a bad play on words, “De Nile is a river in Africa… But we don’t want to go to Africa… We want to take you all the way to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…” She delivers her bad dialogue with such squeaky joy, that even our teacher doesn’t tell her off for the terrible joke…

We cut to a hotel room – with our guest now sitting on the edge of a large double bed, outer clothes already removed, and now wearing white lingerie – stockings, suspenders, kami-knickers, bra. What we can see of her flesh is fairly smooth and she is in pretty good shape for someone of her age.

We watch as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra – with Renae continuing the pre-fuck interview well into the strip…

She asks, “What do you think the parents at your school will think about their children’s teacher doing this?”

Adeline pauses with the clasp unhooked, but the bra still held in place over her boobs, thinking, then answering, “I don’t know… Some of them do like to complain about just about anything… I’m sure some of them will… Call me a bad influence…” She lowers the bra, letting us see her tits as they droop a little – soft and old, and not too big. She’s clearly showing them off to highlight her comment about the parents being easily upset.

“And what about your fellow staff members…?” Asks Renae.

Our guest answers this question as she’s removing her panties – slipping them down and off casually as she answers, showing off a neatly trimmed pussy. “A few of them know… I told them in advance… And they were actually quite supportive. I know one who’s actually quite jealous that we’re filming today. She wants to try it!”

She steps out of the panties and straightens up, catching her breath as she realises she’s fully naked, on camera…

Renae asks one more question of her newly naked guest, “And what about the children?”

Adeline smirks, “Oh, I think they’re all a little too young to be up watching this…” She turns to look right into camera. “If there’s anyone from my class – 3A – turn this off immediately!” She sounds strict – and we’re happy that we’re not in class 3A, because we want to see how this works out!

We cut to a shot of the big blue-grey Weimaraner skipping around as Renae unhooks his collar and sets him loose on her aging guest…

We cut to a shot of Adeline, waiting with her hands supporting those saggy boobs, cupping them and rubbing her thumbs over her nipples as she watches the dog approaching…

She smiles, looking at the dog, but talking to us, confirming her feelings. “He’s such a handsome boy… I can’t wait to make him mine…”

As he gets closer, she bends and strokes his head, and then back down his neck. Keeping her slim legs straight as she leans forward so that her old tits are hanging forward, and down… She’s impressively flexible for an older lady…

She’s looking down at the beast with a genuine sense of awe – asking him, “Are you going to bonk me? I hope you are… I can’t wait… No, I can’t… No, I can’t!” – she lets it dissolve into baby-talk as she leans into him, letting him sniff at her mouth, and lick her face until she can’t speak anymore… Letting out muffled moans and squeals as his tongue works her face, pulling her thin lips around – with her making sure she keeps her lips together the whole time.

After a few licks, she straightens up, taking her face out of range from his tongue… He licks at the air a couple of times infront of her, then drops his head – and stuffs his snout up between her thighs – making her yelp, and step back… Hands pushing down on his head as she turns hers toward the camera and laughs… “Ohhhh, he’s keen…”

It only takes a second for her to get over the surprise, and allow her desire to take over… Leaning back, pushing her pussy forward and opening her thighs enough to afford the big dog easy access to her snatch…

Her mouth opens in a look of wonder – a joyous expression as that warm tongue slides over her pussy, sending shockwaves up her spine, making her sigh as her legs begin to shake immediately… “OOooaaaahhhhhh!”

She staggers backward a little, twisting to look behind her, then quickly dropping to the floor – thumping down hard on her backside, but barely reacting to the landing – she’s far more interested in leaning back and spreading her thighs to give the dog more access, and reaching down to spread her pussy lips with the fingers of one hand, whilst stroking the back of the dog’s head with the other…

Head raised, she looks down at Logan as he works her slot, his big tongue sliding over her flesh – fast and wet, his lovely smooth, warm touch making her gasp and smile – almost looking like she doesn’t believe how this feels… Breathing hard – her big chest rising and falling faster and faster.

The grey beast keeps licking, shuffling around between her outstretched legs changing his angle – tongue noisily plopping in and out of his mouth, over and over her pussy… Her back arching, occasional gasps of “Yes” and “Ohhh” as he gives this old girl the kind of fun she’s been dreaming of…

She wriggles and squeals so much that he loses focus on her pussy and starts licking her belly, then moves up to her little tits, which she grabs, pushing the nipples forward to get more of his tongue, gasping, “Oh yes.. MMmmmm…” – raising her head to watch, tipping it forward and pouting as the dog switches his attention from the nipples to the mouth again… Swiping his tongue over her face – getting more and more excited, possibly even more excited than Adeline…

She drops her head back to catch her breath and he steps over her – bringing his belly up over her body, his heavy sheath above her – the tip of his shiny red cock already poking out…

She looks up at it, her eyes lighting up… Gasping “Oh wow!” through the biggest smile you’ve ever seen… Then, without any further hesitation, raising her hand and taking hold of his sheath, shake and jerk it, causing the cock inside to begin to swell further, the pink tip immediately growing to two inches of exposed shaft, like a big thumb sticking out his him.

Her mouth is open – partly in awe, partly anticipation… Then twisting into a smile as she continues to shake it, commenting that, “OOoooh, look at that penis… That looks just wonderful…”

“Go on…” Encourages Renae, “You know you want to…” She leaves it hanging, but we know exactly what she means – and so does Adeline.

She shuffles back along the floor, moving further under our boy… Moving her mouth under that cock – lining it up… Beginning to raise her head to his dick, she comments, “I can’t resist it!” – and then brings her mouth up to the shaft, closing her lips around it… Sucking gently at first, her eyes widening as she gets her first taste – letting out a long, slow, moan of appreciation as the corners of her mouth turn up, flickering a smile…

After a second or two, she begins to work the shaft – sucking and bobbing her head forward… Taking it four inches deep, then six… Letting out more satisfied hums and moans.

Logan stands over her, looking around toward our camera position, apparently unmoved by the experience – but making no attempt to pull away – just letting her get on with it. He seems to enjoy the attention, but he doesn’t appreciate it the way a human would… He’d rather be working on knotting this bitch – but he’s not going to stop her ‘cleaning’ him first…

And clean it she does… Sucking long and fast, her head bouncing under him, up and down – her lips sliding along the shaft, providing more than enough stimulation to help it grow, without ever getting the beast excited… We watch in close-up, her thin lips slipping along his thick shaft… Everything very wet… She’s definitely getting more out of it than he is!

When she’s finally had enough of the sucking, she pulls back and gasps, filling her lungs with air – her face bright, eyes alive… Her lips and chin wet with pre-cum and saliva… She licks her lips and confirms that, “I think I’m ready for a good, hard, bonking now!”, giving us a mischievous smile. It’s cute that she continues to use ‘polite’ terms like bonk, and penis, rather than swearing…

We cut to a wide shot as she assumes the classic doggy position – down on all fours on the floor – our crew making sure the cameras are ready, the lights in the right position, microphones in the right direction… Renae crouching down a few feet behind her, holding her dog away from her… He’s obviously ready-to-rock… Keen to get at our willing guest now that she’s in the right position.

Back up closer, watching as Adeline gets comfortable – shifting from knee to knee, hand to hand, arching her back, then dropping her belly – sticking her old arse out, her soft tits sagging down… She shifts forward, dropping from her hands to her elbows, angling her arse up even higher… And the smile on her face shows that this is the position she wants to be in…

“Ready, Miss?” Calls Renae, playing up the schoolgirl squeak in her voice as the dog pulls against her grip…

“Ready!” Confirms Adeline, a positive giggle in her voice as she braces herself against her elbows.

Behind her, our sexy host opens her fist, releasing the beast – and he practically wheelspins his paws as he makes his move. Covering the short distance to his bitch in the blink of an eye, moving up and over her in one move – wrapping his front legs around her body and pulling himself onto her back.

He slides over her flesh, arching his back as soon as he’s on her, pumping his crotch toward her rear end, the tip of his still hard cock stabbing between her thighs, prodding her pussy…

She encourages him throughout, “Ohh yeess… Good boy… Come on… Come onnnn…” – wriggling her arse a little as she tries to help him line up.

His hind-paws are staggering from side-to-side as he adjusts his position to match hers, the thrusting continuing… Just a couple more and then he hits the soft target – his stiff tool punching between her wet pussy lips and sliding deep in one long stroke… Her immediate reaction is to gasp, “Oooohh yyesssss… OOhhh please… MMmmmmmm!!”

And she keeps the dialogue up as the dog continues to thump into her – rocking her body forward. There’s not much flesh on her, but it all shakes under the high speed, intense assault. She’s loud – letting us know how much fun she’s having, even when she can’t finish some thoughts… “OOooooohhh… Yeeesssss… MMmmmm… It’s… Mmmmmm… Aahhhhh… OOhhh myyy…”

The beast’s powerful front legs dig into her sides, and his paws anchoring against the front of her thighs, hind paws staggering forward an inch as he punches on… Banging up against her rear-end. Making her shake…

We shift around behind them, looking up between their legs, watching the base of the dog’s cock as it stabs in and out of our guest’s old snatch. He’s grown very quickly to full size, the feeling of her cool flesh around his tool driving him wild in a way her mouth never could… He’s ready to breed!

Adeline gasps and moans throughout, her mouth wide, the corners always turned up in a smile…

Back to the wide shot, looking across the room at this bitch on the floor, with the powerful Weimaraner pumping into her from behind, his front legs hooked back against her skinny thighs… Closing in on her face to see the sheer delight on her features, the twinkle in her eyes, the twisted smile, as she soaks up the huge girth of his hot tool. “Mmmmmmmm… Oooooohhhh….” – breathing harder and harder, her face turning red as he pounds into her…

The sex doesn’t last that long, but it’s long enough for her breathing to speed right up, her gasping to get louder, and her face to turn redder… Until she reaches a point when she is clearly cumming…

Her body shaking beyond the bucking of the beast, her mouth wide, a long, high squeal… Then closing her eyes tight, clenching her teeth, dropping her head… Trying to survive as he continues to thrust beyond her pleasure…

Logan lasts a little longer than usual – almost a full minute… It’s nothing to do with the way our guest has behaved – or her ongoing orgasm… He’s not trying to pleasure her, it’s just the luck of the draw… He’s trying to tie with her, but the angles have been just a little off – so far…

But now… As we watch, he lurches a little closer, moving over her back a little, changing the angle by a single degree – and that’s all it takes for him to slide that one inch further… Going deep… His knot swelling at an almost alarming speed, making our guest gasp – the pleasure on her face replaced by shock…

Normally, taking the knot is tough, but when a woman is still in the middle of her orgasm, the knot can present a level of stimulation that’s almost unbearably good… And that’s the case for Adeline – it’s ALMOST too much… But not quite… She’s still gasping, “Mmmmmmm… Ahhhhhhh… OOoooohhhhh…”

We move around behind them, looking up and seeing his arse pucker and wink at us, his balls lifting a little once a second. Each little pulse and pucker meaning another shot of hot doggy spunk has just been fired into her twat…

She moans throughout the tie, looking back over her shoulder, managing to find the words to praise the beast, “Gooood booooooy…. OOoooooohhh… Thhhhhhaaaaaank yooooooouuuu… OOoooohhhh…”

There’s something special about watching a woman’s face as she takes the knot… That combination of awe and wonder… The intense pleasure coupled with the constant strain… The apparent threat of being ripped apart, coupled with the knowledge that she’s being filled with dirty dog sperm… It’s in this moment, more than when she’s actually being pounded, that one truly gets the sense that the dog owns the bitch… And that she loves it.

That said, it’s not the most visually stunning moment… There’s not much movement, and of course, you can’t actually see all that cum being pumped into her… So we cut what was actually a nine minute knot down to two minutes of screen-time, cutting to a shot of her pussy from right at the end of the action… Watching that fat knock as it slips out at an agonizingly slow speed…

Renae cut to a shot of Renae leaning in close behind the lovers, holding a GoPro camera to catch the previous shot… She’s right up close, giggling and then commenting in her squeaky voice about how, “He looks like he’s about to explode out of you!!”

Our guest mumbles that, “He’s been exploding inside me for aaaaaaaggeesssss!”

We cut back to the close-up of the pussy, with the cock easing back millimetre by millimetre, the tension building slightly… Our host squeaking with excitement… Our guest breathing through it…

And then there’s a major anticlimax – because when it finally reaches the point of no return, the knot just flops out, leaving the shaft inside for a moment, but freeing up the juices within, letting canine semen dribble from within…

Adelaide gasps as the big ball eases out, but it’s not the kind of gasp, or yelp, or cry we often hear at times like this. It’s more of a relaxed, “Aaaahhhh” rather than a strained, “AARRGGGHH!”

They hold in this position for a moment, then the dog shifts to the side, pulling away from her, and that big cock slides out behind the knot, with a torrent of slimy cum and pussy juices leaking out behind it, continuing to leak well after it’s out…

In a wider shot, we watch as the dog pulls away, dismounting his bitch – that big cock swinging back down under him as he staggers away.

Adeline remains in position, elbows and knees, her arse in the air, cum running from her pussy and making a dark patch on the carpet. She turns her head toward the camera and gasps, “Oh, I feel so dirty… I’m such a bad girl..! I love it… I love it…”

Behind her, Renae can’t resist running her fingers over the wet pussy, slipping a couple inside her guest… “That’s okay… You’re supposed to love it…” She pumps her fingers a few times – it’s not aggressive, it seems more soothing… Adeline allows it whilst she’s recovering from the fuck, then slides forward, pulling her hips away from our host, and then rolling over infront of her, moving into the seated position and bringing her face up… Letting us see how satisfied she is.

Renae brings her sticky pussy-soaked, dog-cum fingers up infront of the teacher’s mouth, and our guest shakes her head – the look on her face suggesting that dog’s are fine, but women are off the menu. She has standards! She’s a slut, but not a dyke!

Our host simply takes the fingers into her own mouth and sucks that middle-aged pussy juice and Weimaraner cum off them, before saying, “Thank you for cumming on the show…” (the tone clearly being “cumming” on the show, rather than “coming”) – which makes Adeline smile.

“Yes… Quite… I was very happy to be here… And to ‘cum’…” She looks almost embarrassed to say the word. “It’s certainly been a pleasure being here!”

“It’s been a pleasure having you here… I’m sure Logan enjoyed it too…”

Adeline looks very happy with the idea that she’s pleased our dog. “I hope he did…”

Renae checks, “Was it everything you thought it would be?”

Our guest answers, “You know, I thought it would feel really dirty – inside… I thought that would be the thrill… The knowledge that I was doing something so rude… But I didn’t realise that the actual physical sensations would be so good… He really feels so good… I’ve never felt anything like that knot. That was unique… Thank you again.”

Renae smiles again, big dimples sitting deep in her cheeks, “Don’t thank us… Thank that lovely little girl in your class!!

The older woman laughs, “Yes… Gold Star for Emily!”

And as the two ladies laugh at the idea of a little girl getting a reward for inspiring her teacher to fuck a dog, we fade out for another week.

The screen remains black for a moment, then white text appears across the top part.

“When the department of education discovered that Adeline had recorded an appearance for our show, they immediately offered her early retirement…”

We pause on this close-minded, prejudicial attitude… Then the middle of the screen fades in on home video footage of the tall ex-teacher as she walks through a beautiful bit of Welsh countryside – looking quite thoughtful, then breaking into a wide, happy smile, as a big Irish Wolfhound bounces into view, skipping around her, waiting for her to slap/pat him on the side, and then bounding away again, full of energy… We can’t help but notice the size of his balls as he runs away…

A second caption appears at the bottom of the screen, confirming the obvious. “After 35 years of teaching, she has been very happy to take some time for herself, and she’s found the perfect partner to help fill her days…”

On that happy note, and on our guest’s big smile, we have the ideal finish for another week.