We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a collection of square, black and glass buildings, maybe 6 or 7 storeys high. It’s all very clean and modern looking. Red brick pedestrian pathways run between them, with anti-traffic bollards making sure no one takes a joyride into the complex.

Casually dressed university students drift from one building to the other.

A large caption fills the screen, reading, “DERBY UNIVERSITY, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we see our infamous red transit van, with its UK of Zoo logos, sitting in the middle of a pedestrian zone – getting a bit of attention from passing students, some of whom point and laugh at it.

We move closer and then the side door slides open, revealing a mean-looking, stocky, white-haired man, who steps down from inside, his large, long-haired black German Shepherd bounding past him, and running off around the area, sniffing at just about every female student as his owner introduces the show in a pronounced, but easily understood Scottish accent…

“Hallo, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss… And that dozy bastard over there is ma boy Bucky…”

We cut away to look at Bucky as he continues his tour of the passing/watching students. Andy continues his introduction whilst we see some students loving his attention, others pulling back and turning away from him, etc. “This week, we’re at Derby University, in the east midlands of England… And we’ve come here to prove that even intelligent women are stupid enough to want to have sex with animals on TV!”

At this point the big dog has found a young couple – a good looking young man, and a pretty, slim, red-head. The man is crouching down to make a fuss of Bucky, whilst the girl stands behind him, nervously watching him play with the dog. He turns to look up at her and says something we can’t hear.

We cut to a shot of the redhead in close-up – getting a better look at her wide, pale face and sparkling blue eyes. Her red hair is swept to one side, almost hiding one of her eyes. She still looks nervous, but takes a deep breath before introducing herself in an intelligent sounding, but slightly stilted voice, “Hello… My name is Bethany Whitworth… Ah… I’ve just turned 20 years of age… And I’m a media student at Derby University.”

We cut to a three-person wide shot – the young student in the middle, with her partner to one side, and Andy on the other… In the initial shot we can see that Bucky is back on his leash, sitting infront of his owner, staring up at our red-headed guest and panting in anticipation…

Andy talks to Bethany, ignoring the good-looking boyfriend and focussing on the girl… He begins the show with a pointed, “Now young Bethany – why don’t you try and justify why a nice young lady like you would want to do something like this…”

Bethany pauses for thought – as if she hasn’t actually thought this through clearly. She looks to her partner for some input, but he just smirks and points her back to the microphone, so she begins her answer without appearing to know where she’s going…

“I’ve always been quite conservative… Ahhh… You know, I don’t show my body off… I wear a one piece if I go swimming – which isn’t often… I don’t show off… Always wear pretty much as much as I can when I’m outside. I’m a classic redhead, so if I catch the sun, I basically go bright red and get a million freckles all over…”

“All over?” Checks Andy, an eyebrow raised.

We can see the boyfriend nodding in the background, but Bethany tries to push on, not wanting to get into that conversation with our host. “Ahhhhhhh… Well… I’ve always been a bit… Not ‘shy’… But not loud… I don’t show off… I’m conservative – with a small ‘C’… I’ve never liked being the centre of attention… But… Well – men have always looked… Never the boys at school… Men… My mum’s boyfriends – always look…”

Her boyfriend comments, “Can’t blame ‘em…” and she flashes him a quick look, not happy that he approves of her mum’s boyfriends looking at her – then turns back to Andy and his microphone.

“So… I’ve sort of… Come down here to uni… And I decided – new town, new me…” She nods, as if she’s agreeing with herself, then continues, “And I just thought, I’ll do things I wouldn’t have done at home… So I’ve been a little more precocious… A little bit out-there… And then I met Steve…”

We notice the boyfriend smirking, pulling in a little closer to his girlfriend as she continues, “… And he gave me the confidence to go further…” She’s beginning to go red in the face as she continues. “And he keeps suggesting different things he’d like to see me do… He talked about threesomes and deee peeez…” She looks at her partner again, and he nods – letting her know she got ‘D-P’ close enough. “He wants to see me with the whole rugby team cumming on my face…”

“I want to see her having sex with the whole rugby team… Then I want to lick her face!” Smirks Steve, apparently quite comfortable with admitting on national television that he wants to lick the cum of 15 men off his girlfriend’s face (the youth of today!).

Bethany turns away from him, with a bit of a smile flickering, unsure but happy…

“And the dogs…?” Asks Andy, already getting bored of the young bitch. “Tell us about the dogs?”

The young redhead takes another breath, then answers – sounding nervous again. “Well… He’s told me so many things he wants to do with me… And I want to do them all – eventually – but every time he asks me to do something, I always ask him ‘what else’, and he always has something else… Then one time, I asked him, and he says he’d love to see me on UK of Zoo, and for some reason, that one just made me tingle… I think it was just the idea of all my friends, and my family, and my mum’s boyfriends – past and present – all getting to see who I’ve grown up to be… And me not being able to pretend I’m a good girl anymore… So that’s the one I want to start with… It’s more about the cameras and the publicity than the actual sex…”

“So dog’s don’t turn you on?” Checks Andy.

“No… Well, yes… The idea turns me on… But dog’s themselves… They scare me…” Confirms Bethany.

Andy sneers, “Oohhh, don’t you worry about that…. Ma boy Bucky’s going to help you put on an amazing show for all your friends, and family, and all those dirty old men who like to look at you… And this pervert here…” He’s pointing at Steve, who’s smiling broadly now at the thought of his girlfriend being exposed as a slut on tv.

There’s a little pause, then Andy looks around the campus around them… “So – is it the Halls of Residence, a lecture hall? Where are we going to show the world that you aren’t Little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes, then?”

“We’ve picked out the perfect spot… Haven’t we..?” Notes Steve, looking at his girlfriend, who nods and smiles.

And on that, we cut to a high-speed montage – as Steve takes his partner by the hand and leads us across the campus – walking away from us, forcing us to follow, looking at Bethany’s her tight little behind, highlighted by a tight pair of denim jeans.

High-speed around the edge of a car park, past a couple of soccer pitches, then off the campus and crossing over wide road, before moving into some park land with plenty of trees.

The walk itself took almost five minutes, but in our sped-up version it was barely twenty seconds… When we stop we are surrounded by trees, but the sound of cars driving by lets us know just how close we still are to that road, and the university on the other side of it. We also appear to have picked up a few students during our walk, curious to see where the UK of Zoo crew are taking their fellow student… They hover around in the background of the scene, quietly – often wide-mouthed – watching the action unfold.

Once we reach the clearing, and surround young Bethany, we see her beginning to look increasingly nervous – but doing her best to control it. Half flashing smiles toward her partner, and looking around at her peers, at our crew, at Andy… And at his imposing, powerful looking hairy beast.

We hear Steve encouraging her to, “Go on then… Show everyone what you’ve got…” – and she begins to undress. Looking around some more as she peels her top off, passing it off to Steve, who casually drops it on the grass behind him. Then she pulls off her t-shirt, revealing a slim, classic red-head’s pale body – not much muscle, but no fat but (as she suggested earlier) a ton of freckles – and a small bra that doesn’t appear to be working very hard. Again, the t-shirt goes to Steve, who drops it on her sweater. It’s hard to tell if he’s trying to store them in one place, or if he simply doesn’t care about them.

Bethany is barely aware of what he’s doing with her clothes though, she’s distracted by the dog pulling against his leash toward her as she unbuttons the front of her jeans, then eases them down, wriggling them over her narrow hips and down her slim legs… Then having to pause because she’s forgotten to take her shoes off… She stands on the back of the shoes, pulling her feet free, then pulling her feet free of the trouser legs before once more passing the jeans back to her man.

She’s left standing in the middle of a little semi-circle of students, nervously stroking her red hair back from her face – looking increasingly stressed about what’s about to happen…

Andy checks that she’s okay (almost giving away the reality that he DOES care about his guests), and she confirms that she is – but blows out another lungful of air as she reaches up behind her back to unhook her bra, exposing small but quite perky boobs. She throws the bra toward Steve, but another student catches it and stuffs it in his pocket – we even see him exchanging nods with Steve, who apparently confirms that he can keep the bra as a souvenir! (It later turned up on Amazon).

She takes a couple of deep breaths, getting used to being all-but naked in public, on camera… Preparing to have her ‘fun’ with the dog, but looking increasingly like someone who’s about to have her boyfriend’s fun with a dog!

We cut away from her, to a shot of Andy as he releases the beast… He runs away from his master, nails digging into the dirt as he seeks traction… We follow him back across the grass to our guest, who looks terrified to see him coming close… She squeals an excited and scared, “Oh… My… God!!” – reaching her hands out to block his path, grabbing at his powerful neck and body, and leaning back, keeping her head up and out of the way… Pushing him away, then looking over at her partner, calling, “Help!” – but laughing as if to show that she’s not really scared – but we can tell it’s a front…

“You don’t need any help from me… He’s got everything you need – right there…” Jokes Steve, pointing down between the dog’s hind-legs, his big bollocks swinging, his sheath looking heavy.

Bethany drops down to her knees on the grass, nervously fending the horny monster off as he tries to mount her whilst she’s still upright… Breathing hard, trying to relax – but looking for all the world like she’s about to cry.

The dog doesn’t let her fear affect his interest – pushing toward her, trying to get beyond her extended hands – he thinks she’s playing hard-to-get with him.

In a slightly wider shot we can see all of her student friends watching – some giggling, some wide-eyed – as the dog jumps around, then ducks down, forcing his way between her hands, closer to her, then rears up and plants his huge front paws on her shoulders, either side of her narrow neck, bringing his snout up infront of her face – and as she’s still reacting to his lurch, her mouth open with shock, he plants a few quick sloppy licks across her face and between her parted lips. The hot tongue invading her mouth is almost enough to make her throw-up.

She falls back onto the grass squealing in shock and horror, twisting away from him as she coughs and spits – clearing her mouth of the taste of his tongue – and ending up on her front, her little boobs squashed against the ground but her arse just a little up in the air… She’s still wearing her panties, but we don’t care – and neither does Bucky…

He doesn’t miss the opportunity to try and mount her – scrabbling up over her, front legs astride her back, hindpaws outside her legs, trying to bend his back down and pumping his crotch at her rear… Missing by a long way!

It only takes a few seconds for him to realise this isn’t going to work, so he steps off – circles around, and drops his snout between her thighs to try a few experimental licks at her sexual quarter – slopping his big tongue over the gusset of her panties, making her gasp despite the lack of direct contact…

“Come on… This is what you wanted…” Calls Steve. “You know love a bit of tongue… Show ‘im your pussy…”

She follows his instructions, raising her arse a little into the air, shuffling her weight up onto her knees – reaching back with both hands to pull her panties over her bum and a little down her thighs… She doesn’t have enough time to remove them before the dog starts to lick at her pussy and arse-crack… His tongue splitting her flesh, sliding up the middle – from her clit, back through her twat to her arsehole, then back to the start – again and again… Making her gasp – surprised, uncomfortable, but clearly feeling it…

She reaches back to grab both of her cute little bum cheeks and pull them apart, spreading herself wider so the dog has easier access… Which he takes advantage of…

Back to close-up of her face as she turns her head to look toward our cameras – her cheek on the floor, mouth a little open, smiling and “Oh”-ing through the pussy licking she’s receiving from our dirty doggy! She still looks scared; but now she seems to be enjoying it… Lost in the moment, a little drool spilling from her bottom lip, onto the grass which is up against her face.

Back in the wider angle shot, we can see that she’s beginning to pump her lips slightly, making almost involuntary moves up and down, a dance conducted by Bucky’s tongue.

In the background we can see Steve looking very happy with the show, but still calling out instructions, “Love it…” and “Get into it…”

Standing around them, watching on, the rest of the students are surprisingly quiet – not quite sure they’re actually seeing this girl – who they know as a bit of a goody-two-shoes, on the floor enjoying our dog’s tongue.

She continues to gasp and “Oh” as his tongue slides over and through her snatch, licking away all of the nervous tension that has been building up… Our skinny little perky-tittied guest being propelled into a deviant’s paradise…

She lets it all out in one long, high pitch, “Aaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh!” sound, her eyes closed, her face to the floor… Her hips bucking against his snout…

Rather than scaring him off, this seems to trigger him into action – raising his head and pushing forward over her back, stepping astride her, his front legs on either side of her grounded body. Her pussy still too low for him to reach with his heavy sheath, but him pumping at it anyway…

Her nervous squealing turns to laughter as the beast continues to try and fuck her… She lays there under him, making sure she drops her arse to keep it out of range until she’s ready… Catching her breath and gasping, “Not yet… I’m not ready…”

This time it’s Andy who comments impatiently, “If you’re not ready yet, you’ll never be ready… Stop teasing my boy! Get on with it!”

Despite Andy’s order, the little slut continues to resist the immediate action – and after a little while longer the beast seems to realise that it’s not going to happen, and he pushes forward, stepping over her, planting one clumsy paw on her back as he moves away. It makes her gasp from surprise… Disappointment and failure crossing her face as she immediately turns toward Steve, checking he’s not upset with her.

He tries not to sound upset, but we can see from his expression that he’s not happy as he drops down infront of her, taking a knee so that he’s closer to her level… Trying to look calm, he tells her, “You go when you’re ready to go, babe… Relax… It’s all about you…”

We can tell from the way both of them are acting that it’s actually all about him! He wants to see her fuck a dog, and she wants to make him happy… But right now, even after the fun she had with the beast’s tongue – she’s still looking as scared as hell of actually being fucked by the German Shepherd. Breathing hard, red faced… Looking like she might hyperventilate…

We cut away to a shot of a bored looking Andy throwing a tennis ball, and our dog racing away to collect it… Then swing the camera around to look at Bethany, still naked, but now on her knees being hugged close by Steve, with him whispering and her nodding. She looks scared. Around them, the other students are urging her on, “Go on, Bethany!” and “Be brave”, and “You can do this…” – with one unwelcome voice adding, “You don’t HAVE to do this… But if it’s what you want to do, don’t be afraid…”

We cut to a few minutes later – our guest has calmed down enough to have pulled her panties all the way off, and she is now assuming the classic doggy position on the grass… Hands and knees, to elbows and knees, palms flat on the grass infront of her – head up, looking dead ahead, arching her back down and pushing her arse up… Collecting herself… Catching a breath… Ready!

She calls, “Okay…” over her shoulder – but doesn’t sound at all confident about it…

Almost as soon as she’s confirmed she’s ready, our big puppy comes racing back up behind her, as if he’s just come straight from chasing a tennis ball… Barely pausing to lick her pussy before pushing forward, up and over her back… His wide, hairy chest pushing over her bum, dropping down and settling into the curve of her spine – his soft belly against her arse… Front legs gripping around her middle, pulling his sheath up against her snatch… The little pink cone of the cock-tip already protruding a little, poking her flesh… Already in a frenzy…

Under him, bracing herself… Bethany grits her teeth and closes her eyes tight… Not nearly as ready as she’s pretending to be…

He’s busy making his fast and untidy thrusting moves, holding tight around her middle as he bends his back and stabs at her pussy… The tip of his cock quickly growing clear of his sheath – prodding and slapping against her pussy lips…

“OOohhh Gaawwd! Don’t stop!!!” She gasps, quickly making her mind up that she DOES want to do this as her pussy (still sensitive from the licking) is attacked by that hot tool…

We cut to a low angle, watching as the tip of his fat cock flaps and bounces against her thin pussy lips, missing, then hitting, and then almost by surprise, popping between them and driving deep – almost folding them in and taking them with it…

“HHHhhhhmmmm!” She whimpers… Trying to stifle the noise as he launches into his flow…

We cut to a wider angle, watching the action from the side. Seeing the moment of penetration again… Her head shooting up in shock at the inevitable, but still surprising moment…. “HHHhhhhmmmm!” She gasps, louder this time because our microphone is right infront of her on this camera.

We can hear Steve calling out encouragement from off camera – “Come on… There you go… I told you… I told you you could do it…”

Bethany turns her head slightly, giving him a brief, tight-lipped smile to confirm she can hear him, but nothing more… She’s too busy dealing with the serious working over that our boy is giving her… He’s not humping too fast – nicely under control… Using his extensive experience to give her the kind of pounding that she deserves!

She tenses her arms, trying to hold position whilst he gives her his best… Looking dead ahead at all times…

We cut to a perfect side angle – her face in profile, her body slim and white, her little tits jiggling under her in time with the beast’s thumping, high speed action… She’s gasping, “Oh God!”, sounding almost like she’s in pain, her pussy still sensitive and tingling from the earlier licking, making her gasp as he fucks her – showing her no mercy… His long shaft sliding deep, jerking around inside her – short strokes driving her crazy…

He grips her tight, front legs around her slim body, wet chin down on her shoulder, back bent around her behind… Humping fast… Hard.

And then… Not… Holding tight against her behind, his thigh muscles bulging as he buries every last millimetre of his tool into her and keeps it in place… We’re still in the side angle and we can see his arse puckering so hard that it’s moving his tail above it…

At the other end, her head is turned slightly toward us, allowing us to see her mouth, still open, corners turned up… Not quite a smile – as if she’s not sure if she should be enjoying it or not… And she’s still gasping, “MMmmmmm… Oooooohhh…” as the pulsing continues. She’s moving her rear end around under him, pulling him around by that swollen knot. Each roll of her hips making her gasp and sneer a little – taking pleasure in the size and heat of that swollen ball of muscle in her pussy.

Beyond them, we can see the other students standing in near total silence – stunned by what they’re watching. Seeing dogsex in real life is very different to watching on video. So much more intense… So much more perverted… And somehow as scary and sickening as it is arousing. Infront of her, still on his knee, her boyfriend is still leaning forward to be close to her face.

We move around behind the dog and his bitch, and drop down low so that we can get a better look at her stretched out snatch… The narrow base of the shaft straining against it – knot inside, pussy tight around it. Cum beginning to leak out and drip to the grass… We can still hear her quiet, moaning and gulping, and the occasional, “Oh God… Ooooohh…” as we watch the knot pulsing between her lips… We can hear the pain in her voice… And we can tell she’s enjoying it…

Back to her face… Eyes half shut; teeth bared… Lips rounded as she lets out more, “Ooooohhhh” sounds…

Pulling back just far enough to see Steve, and to hear him whispering encouragement, “You’re doing well… This is amazing… I’m so proud of you… You’re such a dirty slut! Keep it up…”

To a wide shot, watching the crew, watching the other students again – that cross between excitement and fear still on their open mouthed faces… Andy standing with his hands behind his back, looking around toward our camera and giving us a nod… A quiet at-a-distance shot, that allows us to show the passage of time.

Then mix through to another close-up of Bethany’s pussy – with her moaning a little louder, sounding a little urgent… “Owww! Aaaarrrgghhhh…” – as the knot stretches her cunt out further than looks possible, leaking cum, which runs over her pussy lips and down her thighs…

It lasts a while and hurts a lot… Her pussy is tight, and his knot is fat… Her moans getting louder, accompanied by Steve’s encouragement, “You can do it… It’s okay… You’re a dogslut now… Dogsluts can do anything… You can take it…”

We cut to a shot of him as he’s talking, noting that he’s unzipping his pants and pulling out a fairly impressive erection, moving it infront of her face… Despite the pain, she takes his meat into her mouth without question. She knows what he expects – and she looks happy to do it.

Back to a wider shot, we watch as she sucks her partner’s cock – a German Shepherd on her back, his cock buried in her pussy, his knot straining her. Her moans muffled by the sucking she’s doing… The small group of students around them watching intently – most of them looking like they want to take Steve’s place, a couple of the girls looking like they’d swap with Bethany if they could (for the dog more than for Steve).

She hasn’t been sucking long when her boyfriend pulls his cock out of her mouth and starts jerking – ejaculating on her face almost immediately, making the over-the-top gasping and moaning you associate with men in porn but rarely in real life… Bethany keeps her head up – her eyes and mouth closed – letting his sticky jism splatter across her lips, nose and cheeks.

Almost as soon as he is done, Steve signals to a friend in the group who immediately steps in, his cock already out and hard, and takes his place in Bethany’s mouth. She opens her eyes a little, and clearly smiles as she tastes fresh meat… And for the first time in the session we get the feeling that she’s in her element… Even with the dog still on her back, buried deep in her pussy, tied in place by his fat knot.

The second student is in her mouth for less than twenty seconds before he’s pulling out to cum on her face just as her partner had before… A third student doesn’t even make it to her mouth, just stepping in and jerking off infront of her, the streaks of his cum crossing her face in the opposite direction to the second guy.

We cut to a rear shot of the dog on his young bitch, his big hairy tail is down between his hindlegs, hiding the action – but Andy steps in to lift it up and show off his big balls and puckering brown arsehole… We move closer and drop lower to look up at the beast’s knot, filling the youngster’s pussy… Throbbing… The act of lifting the tail seems to disturb Bucky a little, and the German Shepherd shifts a little on Bethany’s back, moving his cock inside her, allowing a little doggy jism to start dripping from her pussy.

Back to her face, with cum half covering it – long, thick strands hanging down off her chin. There’s another student in front of her, sticking his cock into her mouth, then pulling it out, then back in… A couple of pumps, then pulling out again to jerk off infront of her, squirting his seed onto her face to join the others. We’re not sure if the high speed climaxes indicate the staying power of today’s students, or if hey are a result of the dogsex just turning these young men on too much. Whatever it is, our guest is looking a lot happier now that she’s covered with man-fat as she looks up, through barely open, cum-strewn eyes, “Anyone else?”

Another young man steps in, fat, with a small dick, jerking it with one finger and his thumb – and whilst it’s small, it’s obviously full, because when he shoots his load it’s almost as much as the other guys put together – drenching her…

One of the girls next, dropping down infront of her friend and reaching out to smear that jism all over her face – glazing her from jawline to hairline, smearing and smoothing that sticky goo all over. “You dirty cunt… You love it, don’t you… Little cum-slut… Haha…”

Bethany is amused rather than offended, half laughing, then suddenly twisting her face up as…

We cut to a wide angle to see a perfect side-shot of the bitch on all fours, her friend infront of her, still smearing cum all over her face… The dog on her back shuffling and twisting to the side, moving toward us, stepping off his bitch, twisting away from her… Pulling at her rear end, making her twist to the side herself… Gasping, then letting out a yelp…

Behind his boy, Andy is still holding the tail up as he bends forward and reaches under the beast, grabbing at the fat canine cock as it begins to pull free of the human whore.

We cut back to the close-up, low-angle view that allows us to see that knot slowly beginning to each out of her, making a farting sound, one lip flapping very slightly against the dog’s dick as air and cum splutters out… And then, very suddenly, a gush of grey fluid onto the grass between her knees as the long pink shaft of the dog’s cock slides out behind that fist sized knot…

As the dog pulls off her back and dismounts, our pale little redhead holds position, lifting her head slightly – her face glistening, eyes open, her lips parted as she tries to catch her breath, recovering from that withdrawal… Gasping. Her ribs swelling and shrinking as she tries to recover – her arse in the air, pussy back between her slim thighs, dribbling dog cum down to the grass. We can hear her whispering, “Oh fuck… Ohh fuccckk…” There’s exhaustion in her voice, and relief, as well as a hint of regret that it’s over.

In the wider angle we see Andy releasing the dog’s tail as he grabs hold of his dick, holding him in place behind the bitch.

The German Shepherd still has that goofy look on his face as he looks around the dozen or so students who’ve just watched him fuck their friend. His tail wags and he seems to smile at how impressed they look.

With the dog now to the side of the bitch, and her rear available – Steve shifts around behind her – obviously aroused again, dropping to his knees and bending forward to lick at the cum filled, swollen-lipped cunt, digging his face right in… Licking… Then lifting his head and looking at Andy, asking, “Can she suck HIS cock now?”

We cut to a shot of Andy, still bent over his boy, holding the still hard cock in a position to be sucked… He looks baffled by what’s going on, but shrugs and nods… And then we’re looking at a side-angle of Bucky stood infront of the pale redhead – his arse back toward her, Andy swinging the big cock back between the beast’s hairy hind-legs toward her shiny face and holding it out toward her open mouth… She’s leaning forward to kiss the tip, then to put her lips around it, then to suck the end in, and then to work her lips up and down the shaft. She certainly doesn’t seem shy or scared anymore…

Behind her, her man finishes eating her pussy, then kneels upright behind her, and slipping his cock into her well lubricated pussy… Starting to carefully fuck her from behind. His cock isn’t fully erect, so it’s a struggle… Especially as he seems more interested in craning his neck to see over his girlfriend so he can see her sucking the dog. “Yeahh… That’s it… That’s it, slut!”

As she is rocked forward by his clumsy, short thrusts, our guest allows her loose lips to run up and down the shaft off the dog’s cock… Not so much sucking as just letting her wet lips rub the shaft – no pressure, no suction, just sloppy wet contact. Andy holds the cock steady, Steve provides the movement, Bethany allows herself to be used – which seems to be her preferred mode.

You’d assume that Bucky would be in heaven, but Andy is stroking his head and neck with his free hand and maintaining a constant reassuring tone to make sure the dog remains calm and steady, allowing this soft, wet, mouth action to continue out of his range of vision. As good as it feels for a dog, there’s always an element of nervousness and uncertainty allowing another creature to take your most delicate or delicates into her mouth. “Juuuuust enjoy it, boy… Gooooood boy… Goooood boy… Feels good, doesn’t it? I bet it does… Dirty little slut swallowing you up… Mmmmmm… Lucky boooooy…”

As he talks, the slut keeps on rocking against the dog’s dick – and behind her, the boyfriend continues to pump against her backside – pausing occasionally to reach down and adjust his dick, trying to push it inside, or to straighten it… Pulling out altogether to take hold of it and jerk fast, trying to get harder, whispering, “Sucking a dog… She’s sucking a dog… Dirty bitch… My bitch… Sucking a dog…” It evidently works, because he’s soon back inside her, taking good long strokes into her rear, sliding deep, rocking her forward hard – pushing her forward to take the dog’s cock right into the back of her mouth on each stroke.

The small group of students, some with soft cocks still on view, others jerking hard cocks, and couple of girls with their tops up so they can play with their boobs, or their hands down the front of their jeans to play with their pussies… Many of them commenting on the action, “Dirty slut”, “Lucky bitch!”, “I wish I was him…” We’re not far off having a full blown orgy in the park 5 minutes walk from the main university campus.

Between Andy’s calming words to his dog, Steve’s ‘encouragement’ to his girlfriend, and the spectator’s comments, there’s a lot more noise than we’re used to… The only ones not talking are our dog and his bitch…

For her part, she can’t speak because she has beenguest is out of breath throughout the fucking and sucking, her chest heaving as she is used at both ends. Her face glistening with human cum, dog cum spilling out of her mouth. Her little tits hanging and jiggling under her, her boyfriend gribbing her hips as he pumps deep into her, with him still talking, “Yeah… You like it? You love that dogcock in your mouth? Mmmm… My cock in your pussy… Your dog-soaked pussy… MMmmmm… You dirty slut! You love it…”

She doesn’t answer, too busy letting that cock slip in and out of her mouth, between her lips, over her tongue, shooting canine semen into the back of her throat, which she then lets fall forward out of her mouth, running down her chin and neck to her chest.

This noisy back and forward bumping continues – big boyfriend against ginger girlfriend, against dirty dog, surrounded by student spectators… Andy kneeling infront of his dog, calming him as he looks up at the little crowd around him – shaking his head, then releasing the beast and standing up… As soon as his master stops calming him, Bucky immediately begins to stumble forward, tail wagging, dick hanging under his belly. He looks happy… Bethany looks almost disappointed that his cock is no longer in her mouth – even as her man continues pumping into her pussy in public.

Another of the students steps forward to cum on her face now that it’s available again – and then Steve grabs her by the hair, leaning over her and pulling her head back toward his – she turns to face him, twisting around to give him her mouth… Which he latches onto, a deep long, tongue kiss… Not worried about the student’s cum on her face or the dog cum on her tongue, just sharing a long kiss with his girl as he continues to jerk his cock into her from behind.

As all of this continues, Andy steps toward our camera and begins his closing monologue. “Enough of this bloody circus… my boy came here to fuck a slut, not to be part of a bloody student orgy! Fucking perverts. No wonder educational standards are falling!”

He shakes his head and continues walking, his dog following him – happy and still hard – as he keeps talking. “I don’t think there’s any doubt that this dirty slut will be continuing in the lifestyle – I’m sure she’ll be very happy in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, and I bet her parents will be ever so proud of her… We’ll be back next week for a special show, with several very dirty ladies who believe that size matters!” He shrugs, as if it means nothing to him. “Until then, have a nice week, you dirty cunts!”

He walks away across the parkland, his dog trotting along beside him – and we pan back around to look at the students. They’ve stopped fucking now, already standing up and beginning to dress, looking around as if they are worried about being caught now that the excitement of the action is complete. We fade to black as they begin to head away, zipping up pants, and in Bethany’s case slipping on a t-shirt which sticks to her sweaty body.

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Bethany says that Steve hasn’t talked to her since we filmed the show. She always thought he was using her, but she’s still glad she had the experience, which she hopes to repeat soon…”

The middle of the screen fills with a family picture – pretty, innocent looking, fresh-faced freckled redhead Bethany, standing between her mother and a middle-aged man. They all look happy to be there.

A second caption appears below the image. “She says that her one regret is that her mother hasn’t spoken to her since she was on the show. It’s upsetting, but that’s life… On the other hand, she says her step-father has been very supportive – and he has a Labrador… She hopes to spend a lot more time with her step-father during the summer break.”

And on that happy families thought we fade to black for another series.

We begin this week’s show in a pleasant, classy looking street. On one side of the road there is a terrace of white two-story houses, each has its own little front garden, most of which have been converted into parking spaces for nice family cars. On the other side of the road, more parked cars, then tall trees – green and leafy, swaying in the breeze…

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND.”

As the caption fades, we swing around to face up the street… There is a large grey/brown building (wider than our screen, with multiple levels and lots of windows) in the background, but we barely see it – because of the woman in the foreground…

With a wide grin and a microphone almost as big as her head, it’s our diminutive dimple-cheeks, brunette sexpot, former pornstar and long-time dog-fucker, Renae Russell. With her dark hair hanging down in ringlets over her shoulders, almost touching the tops of her fake tits, and her body barely covered with a PVC mini-dress, she’s a sight that’s made many men weak at the knees.

Beside her, trotting alongside, looking up at her with his tongue hanging out of his mouth, a large blue grey Weimaraner dog. Her canine lover, Logan.

She introduces herself, and the show, in her friendly, squeaky Lancashire accent. “Hallo and welcome to Newcastle-upon-Tyne… I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… This week, my lover Logan, and I, have come north on a mercy mission – to meet a lady who says she’s had enough of this world, and wants to bet her future on a single desperate act of perversity and madness…”

She looks a little too happy for a woman who’s talking about mercy missions, a lady who’s had enough of the world, and desperate acts of perversity and madness…

We don’t linger, instead cutting to the inside of one of those pleasant white houses… In the living room, standing with her back to one of the ground-floor windows we were looking at from the street.

She’s middle-aged, and dressed smartly in a white blouse and black pant combination. She’s got a solid build (not fat, but thick through the body), with long straggly brunette hair hanging either side of a wide, tired looking face. She’s wearing a lot of make-up to make the most of her features, and she doesn’t look bad, but she’s no beauty queen.

With her tense body-language and forced, almost desperate, smile – she looks like she’s on the edge of tears throughout her introduction, which is given in a Geordie accent (but a quite easily one to understand).

“Hiiii… My name’s Geri Beresford… I’m 52 years old, from Newcastle-upon-Tyne… And… I want to be… Just… Fucking destroyed – by a dog!” She sounds almost relieved to have said it out loud.

We cut to a shot of our cute host standing beside this desperate, almost scared looking, Geordie. She places a hand on her guest’s shoulder, trying to calm her, as she begins the pre-fuck interview. There’s none of Renae’s usual dimpled-smile, or leaning forward to show off those firm, fake tits… She’s giving this the fully-concerned host routine, as she raises her microphone, and asks her regular opening question, “How about you tell the viewers at home why you applied to be on our show?”

Our guest tells her story in the same edge-of-tears voice as she gave her introduction. She seems to be almost at her wits end. “Oh, it’s quite sad really… I’m a disaster… I can’t do anything right… I just want the same as every girl – get married, have kids, be a good wife, all that… But I met the wrong man – he didn’t want kids, but he had loads of money… So I got married for the wrong reasons… And then I met the right man – but he was already married – and he wouldn’t leave his wife… So now… My husband doesn’t want to be with me because he found out about my lover, and my lover doesn’t want to be with me because of his wife… And I don’t want to be with another man… Because I always get it wrong… I’ve got this house for another six weeks, then I’m out, and I’ve got nothing… I’ve made a right mess of me life, and I… I don’t know. I always make the worst decisions. No matter what I do, my life just gets worser and worser…”

Renae pushes gently, her squeaky voice quiet and caring, “So where do doggies come into the story?”

Geri sniffs, and continues, “Ah… Yeah… Well… It’s something I’ve thought about before – it’s a bit of a turn-on. The biggest turn on was always about how everyone would react. How it would destroy a woman if anyone found out. Then you’re show came on and I watched all these women doing it. And I got so turned on when I found out that their marriage had fallen apart, or they had lost their job or their kids because of it. I shouldn’t feel that way, but I can’t help it, like. It turned me on, but it scared me… Then I realised that I’ve got nothing to lose… I figure I’m heading to rock bottom…”

“So you actually hope to ruin your life?” Renae checks.

Geri sighs, “My life’s already ruined… That’s the point… Even without the dogsex I worry I might end up killing myself – because I get everything wrong, so what’s the point in living?” She almost smiles as a thought crosses her mind, “But because I get everything wrong, I reckon if I tried to kill myself I’d probably get that wrong too, and give meself brain damage or something… End up a vegetable… I’d even get that wrong!”

Renae pushes on, looking confused, “So, it’s dogsex or suicide?”

Geri nods, “Well that’s the short version of the story, yes…” She pauses, then continues telling the ‘long version’ of the story. “I found myself thinking about things I could do to change make my life – either make to give meself something to live for… Or to make it worse, and gimme a little shove toward the grave, you knar…” She pauses to make sure that Renae is keeping up.

Renae nods, beginning to smile, “So, what you’re saying is that if you enjoy this – it might just be the thing to change your life for the better?”

Our guest nods too, “Yeah… It might be the start of the good times…” She shrugs, “Or… It might be rock bottom… If I fuck this up I may as well do meself in. What kind of life will I have if can’t even get dogsex right?”

Renae gives her a helpful, friendly smile, “Don’t you worry about that… Logan will make sure you get the dogsex right!” She brushes dark hair from Geri’s face, reassuring her, “I think that once you’ve done this you’ll find that there’s something worth living for…” She turns a little toward the camera and adds, “And it’s called ‘The Knot’!” – and then giggles (which seems somewhat inappropriate), deep dimples forming in her cheeks.

Next to her, our borderline suicidal Geordie just about manages to smile in reaction to her host’s comment. Desperately trying to look positive. Clearly thinking – hoping – that letting this dog fuck her, on camera, might be enough to save her life.

We fade through to a shot of her undressing… She’s already removed her black pants, so we can see strong, pale legs – but the long blouse hangs down to cover her crotch and buttocks.

As she unbuttons the front of the blouse, it parts enough for us to see a white lacy bra within, a decent amount of cleavage – not a lot, but not a little – formed by the cupped breasts. Her belly, soft but not in rolls, her white panties, and a flat gap at the top of her thighs.

She still looks on the edge of tears, and sniffs as she continues talking – chattering almost, to her host. “It’s a bit sad, really… I’m going to do this now, but I’ve never been the most adventurous girl… I’ve only slept with a few men…” She lets the blouse slip from her arms, leaving her in nothing but her bra and panties, showing off her body, and adds, “I’ve never done anything too kinky…”

Renae can’t supress her smile, dimples sinking into her cheeks as she comments, humorously rather than cruelly, “It’s no wonder you lost your husband AND your lover…”

She may be close to crying, but our guest gets the point and manages a little chuckle and an apparently genuine smile, as she reaches up behind her back and pops the clasp at the back of her bra, “Yes, I know… I should have put a little more effort into it!” – and lets the bra fall away from her boobs, letting a 36C pair sag a little, soft pink nipples looking very lickable.

She sniffs again, despite her comments she looks unsure about what she’s about to do. Looking at the big dog at Renae’s feet – his muscles rippling under that short blue-grey coat, pulling against his mistress’s grip on his collar.

Renae looks from her to the dog, then back up to her, “Does he scare you?”

Geri half smiles again, and lets out a little sigh. “Oh… Everything scares me… And nothing scares me… I… Worry… About what I might do if I like it… Or if I hate it.” She shrugs, losing herself in thoughts about what’s about to happen.

We cut to a shot of Renae, bending forward over her dog, giving us a great cleavage shot, and unhooking the dog’s collar – then cut to look at our guest, standing across the room, with her hands up to her boobs, gently cupping them, casually running her fingers over and around them. Breathing deeper as she watches the beast approaching, noting that, “Oh, I’m going to get into a lot of trouble, here…” – she moves her fingers to her nipples, pinching and pulling on them, then letting them snap back – erect, getting harder by the second.

She bends forward to greet him, hands off her heavy tits, reaching down to pat and stroke his head and neck.

Logan moves forward, between her legs, and she instinctively bends her legs, opening her thighs and lowering her pussy to his spine – letting him drag under her, short hairs rubbing against her clit as he wriggles through. She reacts – looking up and gasping, big smile on her face, looking right into camera… She’s found something she loves!

Once through her legs and behind her, the big dog turns around toward her – she doesn’t move, letting him do what he wants – bending her legs a little more, pushing her pussy backward, preparing to be licked… Then surprised as he rises up, wrapping his paws around her hips, and tries to pump at her pussy – despite being nowhere near mounted, and having a couple of feet of fresh-air between his cock and her flesh…

She struggles to stay on her feet as the beast pushes against her, staggering forward a couple of half-steps as she reaches down and pulls his paws away from her flesh… Actually laughing, seeming excited rather than scared, “Ohhh, he’s keen… He really wants to fuck me!” Despite all those years watching the show, she’s still surprised to learn this about our boy!

She pulls free and turns away from him and takes a couple of sideways steps, the dog skipping after her – trying to dance around behind her… Both of them appear to be laughing a little.

She edges across the room a little, backing away toward the couch, looking up at our camera and smiling then back down at the beast and calling, “Are you ready? Are you? Are you ready to fuck me?”

“OOOhhhh… Someone’s definitely into this…” Comments Renae from off camera – obviously looking forward to the impending action.

As Geri reaches the couch, she lets herself flop down and back, letting her knees part and pulling her panties to the side to present a very hairy pussy to him… Using both hands to spread her snatch open as the dog follows, stuffing his snout up between her thighs and licking at her hot hole, making her jump a little and gasp.

He licks her for a few seconds – just about enough to get her wriggling her hips and arching her back as amazing sensations build in her crotch – then moves forward, rising up – his front paws onto the couch on either side of her hips, bringing his head up to the level of her sagging tits – licking at them, catching the nipples and making her twist a little. At first instinctively moving away from him, then back toward him – using an upper arm to steer her boob back toward his tongue… Gasping.

Again, he only licks a couple of times before her laughter and motion draws him in and he launches himself up onto the couch, pushing her back as he steps over her – wagging his tail and panting as he turns one way then the other.

“OOohhh, that’s… Mmmmmmm…” She smirks, trying to keep her thoughts to herself, but they’re written all over her face… She wants it in her mouth!

She reaches up and begins to fondle his sheath, pulling it back to expose more his glistening shaft. It’s still relatively thin, and soft enough to bend as she strokes it, but it’s big enough to get her even more excited… Looking up at it, licking her lips, glancing toward us and then trying to play it cool… “That’s a pretty cock… Mmmmmmm… Looks… ‘Delicious’!”

She slips down the couch, shifting from sitting on her bottom to laying back her back so that the dog is above her rather than standing over her. His shiny dick right above and infront of her face – close now… She looks to the side and asks, “Do I just… Dive right in?”

Renae squeals, “Don’t wait for us… This is your moment…”

Geri doesn’t pause, turning back to the dog’s dick and then leaning forward to bring her face toward his tool – pushing her lips out and kissing it… A little drop of pre-cum is already forming on the angled tip, and she quickly spreads that around her lips like a lipstick…

Opening wide, she eases a little further forward – taking the smooth shaft into her mouth, her eyes rolling back as she gets her first mouthful… Sucking her cheeks in around it. Loving the taste, the sensation, the idea of what she’s doing… Humming, “MMmmmmmm” around it as she starts to bounce her head slowly, her forehead pressing into the dog’s belly at the front of each stroke.

We cut to the wide angle to look at the dog standing over her, his head twisted around, looking down and under his body to see the human sucking on his cock… Then lifting his head, panting a little – apparently, he quite enjoys this firm, wet sensation.

Back to a close-up under his belly… Our guest clearly enjoying it, because the humming/moaning continues as she sucks, rolling her head to the side as she pushes deeper, her cheek up against his soft belly as her lips pass off the shaft and onto his furry sheath. She holds it deep inside and makes an obvious swallowing move, forcing the warm pre-cum down before returning to working on the shaft.

Under his belly, Geri continues sucking deep and hungry, drinking him up, moaning the whole time… Working it for a couple of minutes in close-up – her lips slipping up and down the wet pink shaft – before eventually, slowly pulling her head back, dragging her lips back to the end of his dick, letting it pop free – then smiling into our camera as she lets the last of his pre-cum run out over her bottom lip… For a moment she’s in full slut mode, but then her more naturally shy demeaner returns and she brings a hand up to wipe her lip and half-hide her face…

And then she suddenly looks scared and upset again… Guilty… Sad…

Renae asks from off camera, “Do you want to fuck him now?” Pauses, then adds, “Don’t feel bad about it… It’s the most natural thing in the world… Every girl wants to be a dogslut – but only the good ones admit it!”

Geri nods slowly… Then suddenly seems to be cheering up again as she begins to shift position – twisting and rolling over onto her side below the beast… We know what’s going on, but the dumb dog doesn’t seem so sure, and reacts by jumping off to her side, then down off the couch to the floor, giving her space…

She completes her roll, dropping her knees down to the floor infront of the couch, sticking her arse back, resting her belly and pancaking her 36C boobs against the seat. She turns her head on the side, her cheek flat to the cushion, looking back toward us… Calling, almost taunting, “Well, come on then… Come and fuck me!”

Logan has been moving around behind her the whole time, waiting for the moment to come back at her… And now’s the time…

The big Weimaraner moves up behind her, rising up over her – his chest against her ass, front legs onto the couch on either side of her body, pulling himself forward – standing upright behind her, over her… Pumping at her, his cock poking out of his sheath, down between her butt-cheeks and thighs, slapping his dick against her flesh… Probing carefully rather than pounding at the air… Looking for a home… Finding it! He’s a good boy and knows exactly what he’s doing!

She lets out a long, “UUuuuuuhhhhh!” gasp as he gets started…

We cut to a low angle shot of her pussy, watching as he slots home on almost the first attempt – stabbing his big cock deep into her and knocking the sound out of her voice… It’s hard, fast and slick… The beast pumping his hard cock into this old slut at a hundred miles an hour… His front paws digging into the couch cushions as he leans forward over the whore – his rear end pumping double-time, his cock stabbing into her.

Back in the wider angle, her hands are out by her sides, gripping the cushions to her sides, holding herself in place under him… Her head on the side, pressed into the furniture… Each thrust bouncing her against it. And there are so many thrusts… So many, so fast… The dog really going to town on her. We can see her lips moving as she tries to say something, but hear nothing but the slapping of the dog against her back.

We cut back to that low-angle close up of her pussy – watching his hard cock slipping in and out of her wetness at high speed, making the wettest, sloppiest sounds as her big pussy lips slap and swing around along with everything else.

Then we’re back to the wide-angle, getting a great view of the big dog pounding into our guest… Her body shaking under the energy of each thrust, her mouth still wide open, barely making a sound as she takes everything this handsome hound can give her…

Then a close-up of her face – straining and shaking, turning red – mouth wide, teeth bared… Breathing hard but saying nothing…

As usual, the hard, fast, pumping section of the engagement hasn’t lasted that long… Maybe 30 seconds in total – but it’s been the most intense 30 seconds of Geri’s life. She’s exhausted, her mind blown, her face red and sweaty…

Of course, for our audience its lasted longer… The action captured from multiple camera angles, replayed to give us every opportunity to see her rocked forward, her titties squashed against the couch, her face pushed into the cushion – and to see the beast’s big bollocks jiggling and swinging around, his cock driving in and out of her wet pussy.

However, just because the pounding is over, doesn’t mean that the action is complete… As all dogsex fans know, that’s just the start of the fun – because right now our guest is dealing with the knot… That big expanding bulb of flesh at the base of his shaft, which is swelling up into her pussy, locking the beast inside her… Growing large enough to make her wince and gasp… Letting out a little, “No…”, the first word she’s managed since he started fucking her… But it’s only a little word.

The knot, on the other hand, is big… We cut down to look between their legs again, up at her pussy, the lips stretching around the knot which is 90% inside her, and already 100% too big!

We pull back a little, noting that his whole knot is moving a little each second, twisting and pulling against her flesh, then relaxing… Over and over… Pulling back further, we can see his arsehole, big and brown, swelling and shrinking at the same rate and rhythm. Each pulse another shot of mutt muck into the belly of the human whore, Logan holding tight to make sure he gets to empty his balls into her.

We watch this for as long as we can without getting bored. Some of our viewers would say this never gets boring – the sight of a woman enjoying a dog’s knot… There’s something about the expression on her face… She’s in pain, but she loves it… She knows she’s on camera, she knows she shouldn’t be, but she can’t help herself… She just wants to show the world how dirty she is… It’s all in eyes. No fear… No regret… No guilt…

We move around the back again, taking another look up at her stretched out cunt… That knot filling her hole, his cum shooting deep inside her… This continues for a few minutes – looking at her strained pussy, then swinging back to the side to look at her face as she gasps… Then pulling back to see the dog standing over her, panting… Then back down to her pussy. Each time we return to her twat, it seems to be a little more strained, and there seems to be a little more of the knot showing.…

And that it pops free – and Geri finds her voice again, letting out a loud, almost surprised yelp, “FFUUUCCCCKKK!” and trying to pull forward, away from the dog, despite already being tight against the couch.

With his knot out of her, the beast pulls back and dismounts quickly, the rest of his cock following quickly, pulling free and leaving the loose lips hanging open, all of that lovely spunk dribbling out and down the front of the couch.

There’s no post-fuck clean-up… The dog ignoring her sloppy cunt, and her lacking the energy to do anything to his still hard cock! So we pull back from her, getting one last look at her collapsed forward against the couch, and we fade out on the image of this exhausted old slut – just looking up at us, her mouth hanging open… No words coming out… She’s completely lost for words – and we can totally understand. She looks – not so much happy, but rather at peace…

Our host steps in closer, almost talking down to her guest, “Well – I hope you feel a little bit better about yourself… You’re a dogwhore now… No matter what happens to you from now on, you know you can always sink to dogsex to make you happy!”

Geri nods, her smile flashing toward guilt for a second before she brings her hands back to her breasts, rubbing and squeezing them, writhing a little on her back as she revels in what she’s just done.

Renae turns away from her to face the camera again, smiling that famous dimple-cheeked smile, and closing the episode with her standard monologue, “Well, that’s it from another really powerful first-time experience… I hope that this is the moment that changes Geri’s life – and shows the true power of bestiality…” She takes a breath, then continues. “We’ll be back next week with another gorgeous girl, ready to make her dogsex debut, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… Until then… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…” She smiles, then adds, “… And remember – there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She gives us one of her big deep dimpled smiles, and a little laugh, and we look past her again to see our guest on her back, still fondling her breasts, running a hand down over her soft belly and between her thighs to her sloppy wet snatch… Content?

We fade to black.

Staying black for longer than we usually do, just long enough to make us nervous about what might have happened… Then a caption fills the top of the screen, white letters on the black background.

“Following the broadcast Geri committed completely to her new lifestyle…”

The screen fills with video of our guest – looking thinner, with tell-tale dog-paw tattoos on her pelvis/belly, and clearly a lot happier – a big smile of her face as she steps toward a middle-aged man and shares a very dirty, open-mouthed kiss, then dropping down to turn her attention to a German Shepherd dog he is holding by the collar… Looking up into the camera and blowing a kiss.

A second caption fills the bottom of the screen, “She says she’s making lots of new friends, and can always find a warm dog to spend the night with.”

So… Not so much couch-surfing, and kennel-surfing… Good for her… And on that happy note we fade to black again.

We begin this week’s show with a shot from a quiet street, moving past little, boring semi-detached houses, on a boring little street… Rounding a corner – to see more boring houses…

A caption fills the screen: “CHINGFORD, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades and we’re still passing boring houses, and then – finally – a break in the boredom as we see a large building with a curved roof – high at the front, curving back down to ground level at the rear. It’s modern, clean, and – frankly – boring again, with an equally boring car park out front. Clean and characterless.

We turn off the street into the car park – and as we drive between the gate-posts we note a sign that reads “BANNATYNE HEALTH CLUB & SPA, CHINGFORD” – then we’re in the car park, heading toward the health club itself.

And then we see someone who is decidedly out of place… Once again, it’s the fat figure of everyone’s favourite Cockney geezer, bald on top but hairy everywhere else… His belly spilling out of his XXXlarge West Ham shirt, hanging down over the belt of his denim jeans. Beside him, walking in step, looking up at his master – a large, sleek, black Doberman Pincher.

Our host begins his intro in a gruff, croaky East End Cockney accent, “’Ello, welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name’s Dennis Baxter, and this…” He cocks his head down toward the dog at his side, “… is my mean muvva-fuckah, Romeo…”

He looks back up at our camera, and continues to walk toward the health club, “And this week we’re in Chingford, to meet a lucky lady who’s about to ‘ave ‘er dreams come true!”

We cut to the exterior of a sauna within the health club, looking at the foggy glass in the window of the door… A short pause, then we’re inside the sauna with a semi-foggy camera lens – looking at a pretty woman, who’s mostly naked body (she’s wearing the briefest of bikinis) is glistening with sweat as the room does its job. People don’t often look their best in the sauna, with their hair damp and covered in sweat, but our guest is slim enough, and has curves in the right places which more than make-up for the lack of make-up and the volume of sweat. Throughout the interview we cut to close-ups to watch sweat running down her chest, between those boobs.

She sits forward slightly, giving us a little more cleavage as her upper arms come together a little, and introduces herself in a confident breathy voice that carries a strong American accent, “Hiiiiii… My name is Kristen Harvey, I’m 40, and I’m from Chingford…”

She smiles, then sweeps her hands back over her face, wiping sweat away into her hairline – takes another breath, then smiles as she continues, “Obviously, I’m not originally from around these parts – but love takes you to some strange places!”

We pull back to reveal the fat, hairy – and almost naked form of our host, sitting opposite her. His big belly sits down against his thighs in such a way as we can tell if he’s wearing underpants or not. The heat of the sauna is making his sweat profusely, and that’s making his dark body hair matt down against his skin.

“Alright… Why don’t you tell about some of these ‘strange places’ love takes you…?”

He doesn’t seem bothered by the size of his sweaty body, or his lack of clothes, and neither does our guest… She’s too busy talking…

She’s got a lot of words, so we use a cut-cut-cut style of editing to remove the superfluous background information that we really don’t need or care about…

“I never thought I’d leave the states… I never thought I’d find an Englishman attractive… I’d never even heard of ‘Chingford’… If you’d told me five years ago that I’d be here, married to an English guy, I would have been like, “Wwwwhhhhaaaatt?”

Cut to another moment, “So, I grew up in California… I know… I don’t look like a California girl… I’m not Barbie, I don’t belong on the beach… I’m German-Irish, from Fresno… And I was real happy over there. And than I met Dean – from London… And I was like, “Wwwhhhhhuuuuuuut!” because he was soooo cooool… And I didn’t know English guys could be sooooo cooool!” She laughs. “I met him in America, and he brought me back over here, and before I know it, I’m living in Chingford!” She looks amazed.

We cut again, “I didn’t know much about England apart from, like, the BBC – everyone said the best tv shows are on the BBC, and I came over here – and like, the FIRST show I saw on the BBC was UK of Zoo… And that first show was like, “Wwwhhhhaaaattttt?”, then I couldn’t wait for the second, then the third… Then it was, like, my favourite show on tv… Then it was my favourite ever… I couldn’t believe they would show this shit on tv… I was, like, living from one episode to the next… I would think about it all the time – when’s the new series, is it Sunday yet? Who is it this week..? Will she be young or old, black or white… Will she be sexy…? Which dog will it be..?”

There’s another cut that suggests she’s kept her list of questions going a lot longer, “I just got obsessed by it… And eventually Dean said, like, why haven’t you applied to go on it yet? And I was, like, ‘Wwwwhhhhaaaaaattttt?” because I’d never thought of doing it myself… Never once… And I was immediately, like, ‘Would you want to see me do THAT?’, and he was, like, ‘Yeah, you should do that!’, and right then, that was it, I was in… I couldn’t resist. I didn’t know English guys could be so perverse… I’d never met anyone that perverted back home, and I loved the honesty… It was so dirty. So I applied… Like I said, Dean is sooooo cooool… Only a real cool dude gives his wife permission to do this shit, right?”

Then another cut, and she’s away again, “Then I got really obsessed checking my phone and my email – have they called yet, have they emailed… When am I on…? Ha ha… Then you emailed me the follow up questionnaire, and I thought Oh-my-God, this is happenin’… Then you called me and I was like, “Wwwwhhhhaaaattttt?”

Dennis takes his chance to interrupt, his cheery, friendly but gruff voice cutting her off before she can continue, “So what is it about our show, and our dogs, that you like so much?”

And she’s off again, “You know, I think it’s just that it’s so crazy… It’s just so wild that regular women can come on a show and do something that’s just so – wild and crazy, and disgusting, and sexy… I’m like, every week, ‘Wwwwhhhhaaaattt!’ – and I just thought that it would feel so god-damn crazy to be a part of that… To have the cameras on me whilst I did that… And then, when Dean said I should do it, it was just so god-damn crazy that he would want me to do that… I was, like, ‘how can I resist?’”

“And here you are..?” Confirms Dennis.

“Yeah!” She smiles. Sweat rolling off her smooth features.

Cut to Dennis, also sweating profusely – not looking anywhere near as pleasant as his guest, “And why are we hear, in this sauna?”

Back to our guest, smiling, “Well, I’ll tell ya… We’re here because saunas make me feel so sensitive, I get tingly and prickly all over… And I thought, if I’m mounted – when I feel like that – it’s going to feel sssoooooooooo good… So my ultimate fantasy – is to step out of here, and then, while I’m still super-hot, and super sweaty, just to let your bad boy at me… I think it’ll blow my tiny little Californian mind!”

We pause on her smile for a few seconds, then cut to outside the sauna again. We can hear the familiar clicking/scraping of dog’s paws on the hard floor as the real star of our show waits just out of shot.

The door of the sauna opens and the American steps out – her legs a little unstable under her, partly from her sitting in the heat, partly from the nerves of what’s about to happen, partly because her feet are wet as she steps onto the smooth floor and she doesn’t want to slip.

She takes a deep breath of cool air, then turns toward the dog (off camera) and gasps at her first sight of things to come… And smiles, sighing another, “Wowww… Wwwwwwwhhhhaaaattttt?!” and then adding, “Ooohh, he’s handsome!”

She reaches behind her back to pull the string at the rear of her bikini top, letting it fall away to reveal those sweat soaked boobs – not too big, but firm and round, with nipples that give a clear indication of how happy she is to be here… She coos, “Hello… Hello, boy… I’m Kristen… Do you want to play..?”

Romeo is released from off camera, and quickly scampers over to his new bitch… She waits for him, her chest rising and falling as she waits – holding her hand out for him to sniff, talking to him as he licks at her fingers, “I hope you want to play… I hope you want to play with me – REAL HARD!”, and a little laugh as she drops down to her knees and makes more of a fuss of him – not at all nervous or scared of him… Leaning in to rub her hot sweaty chest against his hairy body. She can’t wait!

She runs her hands over his rear end and then down the back of his thighs… Repeating the action a few times, moving around to the sides of the Doberman’s thighs rather than the back, and then gradually under his belly, toward his heavy sheath… Leaning forward over his back, taking a carefully hold of his sheath, pinching the shaft inside between her thumb and forefinger…

“Oooh, look at you…” Chuckles Dennis, “What WOULD your ‘usband say!”

Kristen acknowledges the comment by looking up into our camera and flashing us an excited look. Calling, “He’d say ‘get on with it’?” – and smiles again, reaching under to work a little harder, “So I will…”

We cut to a close-up of her easing his sheath back, revealing an inch of his hard cock – the angled tip glistening with pre-cum.

“Okay cuunt… He’s ready to go now…” Snarls our host (with a smile), “Get yerself daan into position so he can fuck you like the bitch you are!”

Kristen lets go of the cock immediately, kneeling upright, sweeping her long hair back from her face, taking a quick, deep breath – then turning away from the dog, and tipping forward onto her hands and knees, her cute arse in the air… Reaches down and back to peel her briefs down her thighs to show off a wet looking, sweaty pussy mound. From this angle, with her bending forward away from us, we can barely see the neatly trimmed, dark little triangle of pubic hair – but we can tell that it’s tidy – as are her labia, in fact, we’ve rarely seen a tidier set on the show.

So… On her knees, firm chest to the cold tiled floor, knees apart, pussy exposed… She looks around toward our camera, then back over her shoulder toward the dog… Ready…

Romeo moves forward behind her, between her lower legs, up to her pussy – dropping his head to make sure it smells fine, and evidently happy enough to continue – stepping forward to her behind, and rising up over her – bringing his front legs down and around her narrow body, his big hairy frame resting comfortably against her smooth flesh… His weight pushing her forward against her hands…

She lets out a grunt as she takes the strain, and the scraping pain of his nails on her side. The look on her face is a picture – wonder, awe and excitement combining to overload the pain as she gets closer to her fantasy, the moment just seconds away as the sleek black beast begins to pump against her…. Arching his back, thrusting forward, his crotch almost curving under his bitch… Cock pumping up toward her snatch… Her gasping…

“Ooooh Dean… What are you missin’?” Dennis calls in the general direction of our camera without giving up his close-up view. For her part, Kristen continues gasping and moaning as the dog seeks his entrance… Then yelps and lurches forward slightly as the dog hits his mark… Slotting between her pussy lips and then going six inches deep within two strokes… Then speeding up in a burst of frenzied fucking…

She continues to yelp along with the fucking, sounding like a yappy-dog… Leaning forward, her arms bending, dropping her little tits toward the floor as her pummels her pussy.

We move to the side-angle, getting a nice shot of her fantastic body – slim and hard, lightly tanned, but looking very light under his dark bulk… Her arms are bent, chest down, arse up – the dog hammering up against her, making her whole body shake – especially those nice little titties, which hang and jiggle under her.

“Take it!” Calls Dennis. “Take it, you fucking Yankie whore!” He’s almost laughing as he speaks.

For her part, our guest turns her reddening and sweaty face toward us and flashes us a smile before dropping her head forward, her long hair flopping down like a curtain between our camera and her face, then after a few more thrusts, flips her head back, making most of the hair jump back out of the way so we can see her again – a look of pure delight on her sweaty red face…

On her back, the beast continues to thump into her, leaning over her, his weight shifting on her back as he bounces on her, his hind-legs lifting up – sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes both, scratching at her hips and thighs… Like every other dog-fuck, it’s very quick, and very nasty… And it’s really enjoyable – for both the viewers and our guest…

“Gooooood boy!” Calls Dennis, encouraging his pet. “She fucking loves it, boy!”

We move around behind her, dropping down low and look up between the lover’s legs – watching the beast’s cock thumping in and out of her cunt… Wet and slippery, and slightly out of focus due to the speed and the rough nature of the action… Cum splashes around, drips hitting near the camera.

We can hear Kristen gasping, “Ohhh wowwwww… Aaaahhhh… Wwwooowwwww!”

Back in a wide angle we watch as Romeo thumps into Kristen’s lovely body – her little tits jiggling under her… His strong front legs wrapped tight around her body, pulling hard as he thrusts into. It’s a fantastic sight…

From the noises she’s making – we wonder if we’re enjoying the visual side of it more than she’s enjoying the physical side of it. Gasps and yelps, a taut expression on her face – straight mouth, lips locked, teeth exposed…

Dennis continues with his encouragement, “Oooh fahkin ‘ell, Deano… Your Yankie slut can’t half take a dog cock!” He pauses whilst the beast thumps into her another dozen times in the next five seconds, then adds, “You must be sooooo proud!”

Romeo’s hard, fast, non-stop assault and his grip around her body – coupled with the occasional raised hind-leg scraping down the outside of her thigh – makes this a painful experience… Not something a girl is likely to forget in a hurry – and one that will leave marks on her sides and her legs. But she fucking loves it…

We cut back to the low angle and watch his pole rifle in and out of her pussy a dozen times – looking slick and wet, shiny from her pussy juices… We can see the knot at the base of the shaft, already banging against her pussy, pushing in, pulling out…

And then with one almighty hard thrust – he’s buried inside her… Knot gone all the way in… And she’s crying out from the shock of it… A joyful, but agonised sounding squeal.

Then back to the wide angle to see that killer blow again, the beast almost seeming to lean back, his front legs scraping against the side of her ribs, as his groin smashes hard up against her rear end… We see her head lifting up as she lets out that loud cry again. The dog holding tight, holding that position over her, intense focus… Her cry turns to a wail as that knot begins to swell inside her… “Ohh yeeesss!! Gimme that fucking knot… Give it to me! Fill me uuuuuup!”

We cut to a rear shot of Kristen – looking at her pussy… Stretched out, almost white from the strain, knot inside but very visible, pulling back on her pussy, making the lips bulge…

We hear Dennis over the top of this shot, asking, “Deano… Can you see this? Can you see how stretched out this knot is making ‘er? It’s never gonna be the same again for you mate… You’re goin’ to have to buy ‘er a biiig dog!”

Then back to the wide shot – paying more attention to the dog this time… Standing imperiously over her. His bitch. His cum bucket. We can see his big brown arsehole pulsing as he unloads into her.

Dennis commenting, “OOoohh… He’s filling ‘er right up with his dirty, dirty spunk!” Pausing, then adding, “She fucking loves it, Deano… I ‘ope you do too!”

Down under the beast, Kristen’s eyes are bright, her teeth still gritted… Taking that knot, and all of that cum, looking like she is in heaven… But struggling to cope with it… Trying to breathe through it. Whimpering a little, “I love it… I love it…”

We cut to a wider shot, from across the room – looking over the cold water plunge pool, the tiled floor, the white walls. Looking at our crew, gather around the ‘loving’ couple… Getting the best angles, recording the best sound… From back here, every noise has a little extra echo to it as the gasps of the bitch, and the panting of the dog bounces off the cold hard surfaces…

We cut to a closer shot again, side-on – the dog on her back, we can see her looking up toward Dennis, smiling to confirm she’s still having fun… The dog on her back – his paws around her middle, his belly resting on her arse. We can’t see his cock in her pussy, but we can see his balls hanging behind her butt, and a perfect profile shot of his arsehole puckering, swelling and shrinking with each squirt of cum into her belly… She turns her face toward camera to tell us, with a half-smile/half wince, “I want to suck it… But I don’t want it out of my pussaaaaay…”

To emphasize the point about him being tied in her – we cut down to a low angle shot of her pussy – stretched out around the animal’s cock – his fat knot filling her completely… Her flesh straining…

We cut to the wide-shot again, from across the room, watching as the crew catches more of the tie. It’s just a few seconds of long distance action, the occasional moans and gasps from our guest echoing through the space… Dennis’s confidence boosting comments, “Take it… yeeaaahhh.. That’s it… You can do it…” helping her through the moment. Then adding, for the benefit of one particular viewer, “She loves it, Dean… She loves that fucking knot!”

His thoughts echoed by the bitch, gasping through the throbbing in her cunt, “I love it… I love it, Dean…”

It’s a passage of time shot – to hide around 6 minutes of big knotty action… The sequence ends as Kristin lets out a sudden shout of pain…

We cut back to a close-up of that filled up cunt… We see the most amazing stretch… Her flesh parting, her pussy becoming bigger than it could possibly become… Unnatural… Impossible… Allowing the fat, ugly, heavyweight-boxer’s-fist sized knot to pull back out of her… It looks like her flesh is about to tear open, then the knot pops out and a gout of canine spunk pours out behind it… That shout turns to a gasp as the rest of the shaft snakes out of her, bending as it pulls free, then slopping and flopping free…

With his cock free, Romeo is able to move back, pulling away from her, twisting to the side, long front leg up and over her back – casually pushing her out of his way… Leaving her on her hands and knees… Breathing hard… Shaking… With cum pouring from her snatch…

After a couple of seconds our bitch of the week rocks back from her hands and knees, to the side of her thigh and her hip. Hands still on the floor, looking back toward the dog as he stumbles away, his big cock hanging under his big body. He’s twisting around, stretching his neck to move his big head under his belly, to try and lick the taste of this slut off his cock.

“Come on the… I thought you wanted to do that…” Calls our host, incredulously.

With the pressure of the knot no longer keeping her silent, she’s free to ramble again, and she does, “Oh my God, that was amaaaazing… I can’t believe I did that… I just fucked a dog… I really fucked a dog… I mean… I wanted to fuck the dog, and then I was like whhaaaaaaaaatt… Because there’s this amazing dog… And he’s on my fucking back, and then he’s trying to fuck me… And I’m hoping he’ll get it up… And I’m like, whhaaaaattt, and he’s slamming that fucking cock into me… And I can feel his knot, and I’m praying he’ll get that thing into me, ‘cos I’ve seen it in so many shows, and then I’m like “wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaatt!” and he’s got it inside me… And it’s fucking huge!” She barely pauses, “And then it’s over and it comes out and the thing is twice as big as before it went in, and I’m like ‘whhhhaaaaaaaat’… And it’s beautiful, and I just want to suck that big fucking joint!”

She’s getting closer to his belly every second, reaching out to pull his still hard cock toward her mouth,

She gives us a wicked smile, then turns back to the beast, bending forward to reach under his belly with her free hand and taking hold of that still hard cock, gasping, “OOohh wowww!”

We cut down to a low angle, from the other side of the dog, looking across at her hand on his cock, seeing the lower half of her body in the background… Then she moves, lowering herself to the floor and into frame – bringing her face closer to his meat… Pulling it away from us, toward her waiting mouth…

She comments, “Here we go…” as she moves her mouth closer, stretching her lips out toward the ugly angled tip of the cock… Pursing her lips and kissing up against the wet tip, then easing forward a little – the hunger showing on her face, the joy – eyes closing as she savours the moment, pushing the end between her lips and into her mouth… Pausing to note that, “This is a really huge cock… And tasty too!”, before taking more of it into her mouth, sucking intently.

We watch as she sucks in silence for a moment, focused on the rock-hard flesh rather than trying to speak. Losing herself in the moment.

Dennis brings her back to reality with a sharp reminder that, “Good girl… You love it, don’t you?” Pausing, then adding, “Dirty American slut… Always wanted a dog’s cock in your mouth, didn’t you?”

We move in even closer to watch as she nods her head, smiling around his member, then pulls her head back – letting the Doberman’s dick flop out… Moaning, “Yeeesssss!” as she holds the angled head of the cock infront of her face, tipping her head forward so that more spunk can spray onto her face… Her cheeks, her jaw, her lips – into her mouth… Smiling again, and then swallowing the cock back up… Moving her head further forward this time, taking the bigger hunk of meat deeper than before, breathing loud through her nose, sliding the dick into her mouth… Three inches inside and then pulling back a couple of inches until the tip is between her lips again… Breathing hard, and then repeating the head bob…

We cut to a wider angle, watching as she continues to move her head slowly, back and forth, under the dog’s belly, taking that distended shaft in and out of her mouth… Silently sucking. A pantomime of perversion.

Dennis sends another message to her husband, “Fucking loves it, Deano… You lucky bugger… You’re gonna get to see this whenever you want!”

His guest occasionally lets out a moan, or a hum, or a satisfied, “Mmmmmm”… But keeps sucking, even as the cock begins to get softer, thinner, more flexible… As her lips begin to press in on it and squeeze it. She clearly needs to suck the cock, more than Romeo needs it to be sucked…

She finally moves her head back, cracking another smile and a laugh as she pulls clear, and the little dick quickly retreats back into the its furry sheath. The American turns to look up into the camera, her face glistening from the cum that’s shot all over it, and notes that, “I think I finished him off!” then smiles again.

We hear our host comment that, “Typical American, always ‘as the lot… Always wants a bigger portion!”

We cut to a wider angle again as she sits back from the dog, suddenly breathing harder as she lets what she’s just done sink in… Smiling and sighing, “I don’t know if I could take a bigger portion!”

The dog stands next to her, looking up at Dennis, checking he’s done a good job – we notice that the American slut is giving our host the same look.

Our Cockney legend crouches down to give his dog a rub on the head and neck, telling him he’s a “Goooood booooooy!” – then looks over at the American, and leans toward her, reaching a big hand out to ruffle her sweaty hair, and purring, “Gooood girrrrrrrl!” as he does it. She smiles and rolls back against the cold floor, her hands wondering over her body, breathing harder and harder.

She looks up into our camera, bringing her hands up to her face to smear dog-spunk around and wipe her hair back into place, still catching her breath, and tells us that, “Welll… I don’t believe how hot that was… I feel sooooo fucking haaaat! I can’t believe I did that…” She licks her lips, then pauses, reaching into her mouth to fish out a stray dog hair that was stuck to her lip after the blow-job, then smiles again, “I feel sooo dirty… And sooooo fucking haaaaat!” – and with that she roles, slips, and then slithers over the edge of the plunge pool and back into the cold water – which makes her yelp again. “Wwwwwwooowwwww!” – dunking herself under the surface and rising up to wipe her face and hair, looking fresh faced and clean again. If we hadn’t just watched her sucking and fucking a dog we might think she’s as pure as the driven snow!

We look up from her to our fat host, who is still crouching and stroking his Doberman as he looks into the camera and brings things to a close for another week.

“Well… That’s it from her, and from ‘im, and from me, for another week… I fink our little American friend ‘ere is going to have a new lifestyle goin’ forward… I ‘ope Dean’s ready for the way she’s going to act from now on!”

He gives the dog a little more attention and we hear the cold and wet American call out, “I lurve that dog-cock now!” to prove his point.

Our host smiles and nods, suppressing a laugh as he pushes on with his outro, “So, that’s it for another week from ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, we wish you a good night… We’ll be back next week wif another pervy princess, making another dirty dogsex debut… Until then – you look after yourself…” He pauses, nodding toward the bitch in the plunge pool, and adds, “… and don’t do anyfing she wouldn’t do!”

We pan down from him the wet slut in the water, smiling and looking very proud of herself, then we fade to black.

The screen in black for a second, then white letters begin to print across the top of the page telling us that, “Kristen claims that despite his initial encouragement, her husband was distressed when he discovered she had actually shot a scene for the show. He had already served divorce papers before this episode was broadcast.”

We fade in on slow-motion video of a bikini clad and very happy looking Kristen, skipping along a beautiful yellow sand beach, under a hot Sun, with a large golden labrador skipping alongside her. It looks like the divorce isn’t getting her down!

A second caption begins to type across the bottom of the screen, “Kristen advises that she has returned to California – where she lives with her new partner, Jake… And is having a whole lotta fun.” He have to assume that the dog is her new partner, and as they skip away into the sunset we know we’ve got another very happy ending… Although maybe not for Deano. It’s hard to imagine why any man would give up a lady with such intense appetites – but some men just don’t have it in them to share their women with a beast.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a wide estuary, looking out toward the sea beyond. It’s calm and blue, as is the sky overhead.

We pan around to show the shore we’re standing on – unglamourous, but not exactly ugly.

Big letters fill the screen, almost blocking our view of the street, “SOUTHEND-ON-SEA, ENGLAND.”

As the letters fade out, we turn further until we see a modern block of apartments. Block being the appropriate word. Four stories high with windows at unusual intervals and what appears to be wooden cladding. The roofs are flat, with several terraced areas – the ‘penthouse’ gardens. It’s not exactly spectacular accommodation, but it’s definitely above the level of the common man.

From our position on the ground, we close in on one of the roof-top gardens, looking up at the metal and glass railings… And then our host steps into view, up on the terrace, leaning against the top rail of the barrier around the roof, looking down toward us.

Blonde, brassy, big-boobed, and American from the tip of her toes to the top of her head. She takes hold of the railing with both hands and leans forward, letting her upper arms push those boobs together to make the cleavage even more impressive as she delivers her opening monologue from on high…

“Hello pet-fans everywhere… This is your all-American dogslut, Jenna McCartney…” – she pauses, looking to her side as the head and neck, plus the front paws of a large Rottweiler dog appear at her side, as he rears up and places his paws on the rail beside her. She continues, “… And this is my friend, Tank… And this week ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ is coming to you from Southend-on-Sea – where we have a very special young lady, who is going to give you very nice viewing… I don’t think anyone will be disappointed…” She turns her head toward the dog again, smiles and nods, and the big headed beast appears to nod back at her…

We cut to a shot of this week’s guest – petite, dark haired, and looking near perfect in a bikini as she steps up to a roof-top swimming pool. Her boobs could be bigger, but her belly couldn’t be flatter, and her legs couldn’t be smoother. She’s so slim that as she moves into profile on the diving board, the middle of her body almost disappears.

She introduces herself in voice-over, her cute, young voice carrying a strong Italian accent. “My name is Demi Rossi. I have 22 years, and I live now in Southend.”

We cut to two-shot of the spectacular, curvy, all American blonde, standing across from the diminutive, slimline Italian brunette. Between them, pulling against his leash, Tank the Rottie is apparently keen to get at this little slut – and the look on Jenna’s face suggests she wouldn’t mind getting at her guest too!

“Ciao bella…” Smiles our host, “Why don’t you tell us how a little Italian girl gets to Southend in England… And why she would want to have fun with my doggy on tv?”

Our guest responds, picking the words out carefully, “I come to England to be with my… You say, ‘Sugar Daddy’?” She smiles as she talks, full of herself, and with good justification. We’re certainly jealous of her sugar daddy! No matter how much he’s paying her to spend time with him, it looks worth it!

We cut a slightly closer shot as she continues talking, now speaking in Italian, much faster, more confident, racing through her story in a light and fluffy tone, with subtitles barely able to keep up as she shows us her partner is clearly paying for more than just her looks.

“Il mio “papà dolce” è venuto in Inghilterra per lavoro, mi ha portato con sé perché non gli piacciono le ragazze inglesi… Pensa che siano tutte troie sporche!”, and then she laughs.

Caption: “My ‘sugar daddy’, he came to England for work, he took me with him because he doesn’t like English girls… He thinks they are all dirty sluts!” This is obviously what made her laugh.

She continues, at speed, “Ha un business, deve rendere felici le persone, e qualche volta mi chiede di andare a letto con altri uomini per lui – per renderli felici… E io li rendo molto felici per lui… Va bene… mi piace farlo. È divertente essere la sua cagna…!” Then pauses to laugh a little again, before confirming, “Mi piace essere usato! Sono felice di questo accordo che abbiamo.”

Caption: “He has a business, he has to make people happy, and sometimes he asks me to sleep with other men for him – to make them happy… And I make them very happy for him… That’s okay… I like to do it. It’s fun to be his bitch..!” A short pause, then a new caption: “I like to be used..! I’m happy with this arrangement we have.”

Beside her, Jenna nods, obviously getting some kind of translation from off camera, and checks, “So is your appearance on our show one of your sugar daddy’s requests?”

Demi blushes a little and shakes her head, then launches into more high-speed Italian, “Oh no… Questo è per me. Non vorrebbe che lo facessi. Penserebbe che questo è terribile. Ma a volte una stronza deve fare cose da stronza da sola!” – and then she laughs again.

Another caption: “Oh no… This is for me. He wouldn’t want me to do this. He would think this is terrible. But sometimes a bitch has to do bitch things for herself!”

Jenna nods, and asks, “And what is it about dogs – and dogsex – that attracts you..? And why do you want to do it on our show?”

Demi smirks, “I cani sono così sporchi. Il sesso con i cani è davvero la cosa più vergognosa. Penso di volerlo fare perché mi eccita. Mi eccita essere cattivo. Non stare con un cane. Voglio farlo solo una volta. Se lo farò solo una volta, voglio che sia il migliore. Non con un cane strano ma con un cane professionista che sa cosa fare. Con brave persone ad aiutare!” She looks at our host and bite her lip, a clearly deliberately sexy look to taunt us a little more with how sexy she looks!

The captions race again, “Dogs are so dirty. Dogsex is really the most disgraceful thing. I think I want to do it because it just turns me on. It turns me on to be bad. Not to be with a dog. I only want to do this one time. If I’m only going to do it once, I want it to be the best. Not with a strange dog but with a professional dog that knows what to do. With good people to help!”

Jenna smiles and nods in response to the Italian’s words, and that cute little lip bite… “Well okay then… I don’t think we need to say anything more… You want to fuck a dog, I’ve got a dog that wants to fuck you… So let’s get that little bikini off and let this bad boy make your dirty dreams come true…”

Demi is smiling opposite her, nodding and already reaching up to pull on the bow that’s holding her bikini top in place – letting the top fall away to reveal those firm little boobs of hers. Her dark nipples are already standing proud, letting us know just how much she is looking forward to today’s activities.

We cut to a wider angle, reminding our audience that we are still out on the roof-top terrace, in the open air, looking out over Southend… No one down at street level can see up here, and there’s not too many buildings around that can see what we can see on the terrace – which, right now, is our slim little Italian moving from her recently removed top, to the bikini bottoms…

We cut back to the close up in time to see her slip her thumbs in either side of her narrow hips, then pausing to comment, in English, “I look forward to this – very much!”, and slipping them quickly down, showing off a neatly trimmed, but thick and dark little thatch of pubic hair – then down her legs and off.

And just like that – she’s naked… Small, slim, tight. Her body extremely inviting. She looks young – but old enough to have a lot of fun… And we can tell from the way she stands – the confidence and ease, and the sparkle in her eyes – that she knows how to have all the fun in the world.

We cut away from her near perfection to see our big Rottweiler, moving side-to-side, pulling on his leash, apparently desperate to get at our guest – and we can’t blame him…

We look up from him to Jenna, holding his leash, as she gives Demi the signal…

Then back to our little Italian slut as she takes a step toward the dog, dropping down to her knees on the pool deck infront of him – her little body dwarfed by him now that they are face-to-face. She’s smiling, looking almost awed by the magnificence of this animal… His mouth is open, tongue poking out as he begins to pant in anticipation.

She coos, “Vuoi baciarmi? Voglio baciarti…”

And a caption tells us that she’s just said, “You want to kiss me? I want to kiss you…”

Tank licks his lips, almost as if he understands Italian. In truth he understands it as well as he understands English. He gets tone, but not words… And her tone is inviting and sexy… So he gets it…

She leans closer, hands on her knees, pushing her face toward him and making kissing noises – offering her mouth to him, poking her tongue out at him… Tempting him until – finally, he launches into a series of licking kisses at her mouth… Making contact, against her tongue, over her lips, between them, into her mouth…

Resisting laughter, Demi leans further forward, angling her head back and opening her lips wider, letting the big dog lick inside her mouth… There’s something about the warm wetness within that drives him wild and leads him on to faster and hungrier licking… His long tongue snaking in and out of her mouth, making her cough a little as he achieves maximum depth, the tip of his tongue just about hitting the back of her throat.

The whole time, she never takes her hands off her knees – she just leans her upper body into it, apparently really loving it… And Jenna never actually lets go of Tank’s leash, it’s actually only the strain on this leash that stops the beast over-running his little bitch.

She’s having to use almost all of her strength to keep him in place… Looking down at her guest to note that, “He’s really, really, horny… I hope you’re feeling strong!”

Demi pulls back, her face soaked, and flops back down – her little behind hitting concrete… Her hands out behind her to support her upper body as she leans back, looking up at Jenna. The dog pulling toward her, but held out of range by the American…

This time our guest answers in broken English, “I can’t wait!!”

Jenna smiles, pauses, comments “Okay… He’s all yours…” – and then (fake) dramatically drops the dog’s leash, allowing him to instantly lurch forward toward our guest…

Pushing right up over her, pushing her back, bringing his snout right to her face and licking at her again – big tongue slopping over her mouth, smooshing her lips and up over her nose. Leaning back on her hands, the dog standing over her, pushing against her, and ‘kissing’ her some more… Then, over-excited, pushing forward, stepping over her – knocking her down onto her back… She brings her hands up to stroke his sides, and briefly grab at his under-carriage as he moves over her… Making him almost jump with surprise – this is what he wants, but he wasn’t expecting it!

He dances around behind her as she pushes herself back up, and switches to her knees again… Then he comes back to her, rising up, planting his big paws on her narrow shoulders and pushing her forward to the concrete terrace, overbalancing her so that she falls forward onto her hands – involuntarily taking up the classic doggy position on all fours (not that she’s resisting it)… With the classic doggy right behind her…

In this position, with the huge beast behind her, she once again looks very slight… But not at all nervous or afraid… Quickly looking back over her shoulder with a giggly smile – knowing she’s about to begin the next phase of her life… She drops further forward, deliberately this time, down to her elbows, arching her slim back, sticking her cute arse up and back… Wiggling it a little… Taunting him with it… Purring, “Oh Misericordia… Per favore, trattami bene… Trattami be-neeee…”

Caption: “Oh Mercy… Please treat me well… Treat me well.”

We cut to a wider angle to see the beast moving forward behind her, rising up over her little ass, bringing his heavy muscular body down onto her narrow back – making her gasp… “OOoooohhhfffff!” (no translation required).

He wraps his front legs around her body just above her hips, slipping forward over her, leaning against her… Short hair on smooth flesh… His big wet jowls against her shoulder blade, almost over her shoulder next to her head. He’s so much bigger than she is.

“Oh, per favore… Non farmi del male… Per favore…”

Subtitle: “Oh please… Don’t hurt me… Please…”

The beast’s hind-paws skip from side-to-side, between and on either side of her calfs, looking for the best position… Lining himself up… Pumping against her – pulling back against her middle, thrusting at her… Pushing forward against her elbows… Rocking her – making her little tits jiggle… Her face reddening under the strain.

“Aaahhh… sì… sì… per favore…”

Subtitle: “Aaahhh… Yes… Yes… Please…”

She’s looking forward – looking shocked… Happy and excited, but clearly shocked by how heavy he is, how hard he’s holding her, how intent he is on dominating her…

She’s gasping, “Lo voglio… Per favore… Per favore…”

Subtitle: “I want it… Please… Please…”

Then suddenly gasping, “Oh Dio!” as the dog launches into and against her – and before we can put up a translation, changing to, “Oh God… Oh God!” – at this most extreme moment she suddenly remembers she’s on British tv.

We cut down to a low angle behind the action – looking between the dog’s hindlegs, up between Demi’s slim thighs, just about able to see the tip of his cock poking between her pussy lips, then pulling free, flapping around, then slipping back in again.

The little Italian slut lets out sudden yelps and gasps, no longer in English or Italian, as the rapidly extending shaft of his cock pokes between her pussy lips, slips deeper, then pulls free again… Her eyes widening each time…

And then the loudest yelp yet as the beast pushes extra hard – hits his spot, slotting between her pussy lips, stabbing deep… Inside his bitch… And all of a sudden he’s fucking her like she’s never been fucked before… Like so few women have ever been fucked… With the kind of intensity, abandon, aggression, and deep, deep penetration that every woman should experience at least once in her life!

She’s initially silenced – holding her breath – her face turning red as she holds onto the moment… Then she’s suddenly back to gushing in her native language, fast and high, full of excitement, “Oh, lo adoro… lo adoro… Fammi la tua cagna!”

The subtitle confirming what we already know, “Oh, i love it… I love it… Make me your bitch!”

She gasps and squeals her way through it… Taking everything he gives her as if every single thrust is a new and wonderful experience… Her face bright, her smile big – a sense of awe in the moment.

We cut down to a close-up of the real action– looking up between her smooth thighs again so we can see the way that big dock cock is smashing into her sloppy little cunt – dropping into slow-motion to watch – seeing that shaft slipping deep inside, then pulling almost all the way out, then back in – the knot already beginning to swell two thirds of the way down the shaft, spreading her pussy lips on each stroke… Fluids – his and hers, dripping and splashing off…

And then we’re back to regular speed – seeing those pussy flaps slopping around and the drops of fluid flying off…

Then back to a wide-shot as she is pummelled and pounded – delight still shining from her face… Gasping, “Oooohhh… Aaahhhh… Oooohhh Dio… Ooooh wwwooowww… Lo adoro! Lo adoro!” as the beast shifts his hind-paws and seems to pull closer…

The subtitle telling us, “Oooohhh… Aaahhhh… Oooohhh God… Ooooh wwwooowww… I love it! I love it!”

One last push – one last gasp – and then he’s stationary on her back – buried all the way into her young pussy… Holding tight… And she’s gasping at the sheer size of the foreign body in her snatch… Still swelling, the knot is now a grapefruit sized hunk of hot flesh stretching her out beyond her wildest nightmares…

Her mouth wide, but no sound coming out… Her eyes watering… She looks like she’s simultaneously loving this, and wishing she had never started… “OOoooWWWWWW!!” She whines.

As usual, the fuck itself has lasted well under a minute, but we’ve extended it out to double that by showing the pumping action from behind, below and to the side, as well as those reaction shots of Demi squealing and gasping… Barely able to take it – but taking it all the same.

Now, with the furious portion of the action over, we cut down under her again to check out ground zero… That big, fat knot filling her pussy – stretching her flesh out, straining the flesh, looking like it might tear in half at any moment.

We cut back to the wide shot to take in the full picture again… Our slight, playful, brunette guest – on her knees, leaning forward onto her elbows, with her head up… Her mouth open – half smiling, half on the edge of crying with joy and pain… Rocking back gently, rolling her hips to push herself back into the dog’s belly…

Behind her, the big beast has his hind-paws on the floor, and is still leaning forward over her, his chest heavy on her back. He’s panting, and so is she… And we hold this image for quite a while – nothing moving other than the chests of our lovers as they both breathe heavily…

After some time, she looks around slightly, directly into our camera – trying to tell us how she feels… As if we’d understand…

“Lo sento venire dentro di me… riempirmi la pancia… Mmmm lo adoro!”

Subtitle, “I can feel him, cumming inside me… Filling my belly… Mmmm I love it!”

From off camera, Jenna tells her to – “Speak English, bitch!” – harsh words, but in a playful tone…

Demi’s replies (this time in English, although still heavily accented), and we can see it on her face, “I love it!”

We pause on her face – delighted and exhausted, elated and turning red – holding for a moment, then we cut back to the shot of her young pussy, stretched out by that fat ball of gristle… Watching as the dog’s balls pulse as he unloads them into her belly. Listening to her whining slightly as she soaks it all up. Loving it, but hurting all the same…

We get a brief reaction shot of our host, kneeling back from the action – still close enough to see everything – close enough to continue running her hand over her dog’s back, and occasionally over the little Italian’s behind and down the back of her thigh. She continues prompting, “Take it… Take it you dirty little slut!” and laughing at her guest as she moans and whines through the tie, soaking up all of that hot spunk… “Filling you right up to the brim…”

We cut to a long shot, using the position change to hide a five-minute edit – removing a large chunk of the tie sequence. Watching a woman, especially a pretty young woman like this, tied to her canine lover, is always an amazing experience – seeing her shake and shiver, glistening with sweat – hearing the grunts and groans of pain, merging with the moans and squeals of pleasure. The joy in her eyes, the pain in her expression… But… Not a lot actually happens – and on tv, something has to happen to keep the audience hooked… So we move on.

We’re now looking across the roof terrace again, Southend in the background, our crew and host gathered around the tied-together lovers – the Rottweiler and his little Italian bitch. She’s leaning right forward against her chest now, reaching back with both hands to hold the dog’s legs. Her little tits mashed flat against the concrete, her head on its side, cheek to the floor.

We can see our host kneeling beside the action, leaning down to get a good look up between the dog’s hindlegs, checking out that knot… Enjoying the view, but also doing her job – keeping an eye on business!! And she knows what she’s doing – waving a camera in for a close-up, then turning to reach out and grab something from the floor near by…

We cut down to that close-up just in time to see the American reaching in to hold a wine glass under the Italian’s pussy – focussing in on the pussy, which is beginning to leak and spit as the knot eases out… Slowly… Stretching the pussy as it’s bulk shifts position…

Litte Demi letting out a loud, sharp yelp as the tool suddenly pops free, the knot pulls back out of the youngster. It’s a fairly smooth movement, but it’s very, very messy… There’s a tremendous amount of cum inside our perky little bitch – and it pours out around the shaft in a fast-flowing little stream… Which Jenna does her best to catch in the glass.

There’s a little pause as the big cock bends and then plops out above the glass, with the ugly tip hanging down inside the rim, allowing him to continue ejaculating into it.

We pull back a little so that we can see the big dog still on his little bitch’s back, holding tight even after his cock is free. We can see Jenna in the corner of the frame, her face down close to her guest’s pussy – cooing and smiling at the side of that cum dribbling from the brunette’s pussy and gathering at the bottom of the glass.

Jenna is moving the rim gently up and down the dog’s shaft, expertly giving him just that little extra bit of stimulation to keep those juices flowing.

She moves to the side and looks under the lovers, cooing, “Oh that’s fucking beautiful…” when she sees how much cum is in the glass. She looks up at Demi, who’s looking back over her shoulder with a wide smile, and teases her, “I’ve got such a treat for you, you dirty little whore!”

The brunette giggles and sighs, asking, “Is there much..?”, as she arches her back a little more, pushing her arse up further against the dog’s belly, her shoulders up and back… Loving every brush of his hair against her skin, the feel of his warm soft skin on her arse…

Jenna confirms, “Oh, there’s soooo much….” As she continues to collect Tank’s seed…

After a few more seconds, she carefully lowers the glass off his dick and brings it out from under our happy whore of a guest, making sure she doesn’t spill any… With her other hand she takes hold of the dog’s dick and casually strokes her fingers up and down the shaft.

Demi continues to grind her arse up against his hairy belly, smiling the whole time – looking both excited and satisfied… Relieved that the knot is no longer stretching her out, but happy to keep playing… Catching her breath even as she breathlessly rubs up against him…

Her satisfied look turns to hunger again as she sees the glass that our host is bring out from under them.

Demi shifts the weight of her upper body, and the dog, onto one arm, reaching out eagerly for the glass. “Dallo A me… Dammo A me… Lo voglio… Lo voglio”

We don’t need the subtitles to tell us, but we get them anyway, “Give it to me… Give it to me… I want it! I want!”

Jenna confirms that, “I’ve never seen a girl so thirsty…” as she hands the glass over then backs out of frame…

The beast still on her back – his cock still in Jenna’s hand, pointing down at the terrace and dripping on the concrete – our cute little brunette brings the brew back to her grinning mouth, turns her head a little more toward us – we zoom in to watch then begins to run her tongue around the rim… Pushing it into the glass to lick the insides. She’s not going to get any of the cum that’s sloshing in the bowl of the glass this way, but it’s a fantastically sexy little tease… And she knows it!

After a few seconds of this, she giggles, and clearly unwilling to wait any longer, she raises her upper body a little more, pushing the beast on her back up but not off… Raising her head, and tipping the contents of the glass into her mouth… Barely pausing before swallowing it down – as hungry as she is horny… And still loving every second of this experience… That smile returning to her face as soon as she finishes the swallow… Her lips glistening with the dog cum.

We pull back to get another look at her on her knees and one forearm, head up, looking right at us… The dog on her back, still holding on, breathing hard… Jenna has dropped down behind him, taking the opportunity to suck on his cock and get herself some fresh spunk whilst her guest was drinking his seed in close-up…

She pulls her mouth off his cock and lifts her head, giving us a great cleavage shot, then sits upright – looking almost embarrassed to have been caught in the act, trying to sneak that quick suck ‘off camera’, as if she thought we wouldn’t film it.

She gathers herself quickly, just taking a second to lick her lips and swallow her mouthful, as her guest continues to lick at the glass, trying to get every last drop out. Over her, and infront of Jenna, the dog looks happy, his mouth open, tongue out, panting… The American launches into her closing monologue.

“Well… That was fun!” She smiles, looking down at her dog’s still swollen member. She takes a deep breath, and continues, “I hope you enjoyed watching this little I-talian slut getting friendly with my dawgy half as much as I did… Sometimes I can’t believe I get paid to do this!!” She shakes her head, then continues again, “I’ll be back with another perverted princess sometime soon… Until then, I’m sure my co-hosts will have plenty of dirty dogsex debutantes for you to jerk off over…” She looks at her guest, still under the dog, looking up at her and smiling an exhausted post-coital smile… “Right now, I think there’s more fun to be had right here… So… You know… Go away and leave a girl in peace to enjoy herself!” – it appears she’s talking about herself, because rather than continuing, she twists around, taking her mouth back to the dog’s dick, smiling all the way, and starts sucking again…

Infront of her, and still under the happy dog, our little Italian guest is running her finger around the inside of the glass, trying to get the last few smears of dog-cum, looking back toward Jenna behind her, and then up toward our camera, giving us a wicked smile, and chattering away, “Spero ti sia piaciuto. Mi guarda con il cane. Voglio che tu ti venga addosso pensando a me. Non puoi permetterti me, ma puoi sognare!”

A subtitle translates for us, “I hope you enjoyed this. Watching me with the dog. I want you to come all over yourself thinking about me. You can’t afford me, but you can dream!”

We may not be able to afford a little bitch like this – but we all got to see her in action for free… And on that happy notion, and the beautiful image of the fast talking Italian slut under the dog, with the filthy Playboy centrefold sucking his cock behind her, we fade to black…

After a brief pause, a caption types on the screen, white letters on the black background.

“Since appearing on the show Demi has advised us that he sugar daddy was not upset by her appearance… In fact, he enjoyed it so much that he has bought her two dogs of her own.”

A picture fills the middle of our screen, young Demi, still looking fantastic as she kneels behind two black labrador dogs, their cocks both hard – pulled back between their hindlegs and aimed at her pretty face… Which is soaked.

A second caption fills the bottom of the screen advising us that, “She says he hasn’t had sex with her since the dogs arrived, but he visits regularly with other men to watch her in action with the dogs. She says that she is VERY happy with this arrangement.”

And on the image of this little slut taking loads from two dogs, and smiling – and the thought of some lucky Italian businessman getting to watch them do it every weekend, we fade out for another week, full of jealousy, but also looking forward to seeing which lucky bitch we’re going to meet next time – on the United Kingdom of Zoo.

We begin this week’s show with a wide shot of an upper-class street in a nice suburb… Detached, white-walled, two-story homes are spaced out on either side of a wide street. Established. Classy. Expensive.

A caption fills the screen: “LONDON, ENGLAND.”

When the title fades, we can see our shortish, widish, white-haired host, Andy, walking towards us with his big, bad, black and tan German Shepherd dog walking slightly ahead of him, pulling against his leash.

Still quite a distance away from the camera, Andy begins his introduction, speaking loud and clear, direct to camera, “Hallo there… Welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Andy Boss…” He nods down toward the dog and continues, “…And this is my boy Butchy…”

They’re getting closer to the camera as he continues the intro, “… And this week, we’re in Bexley Heath, in London, and we’re going to introduce this boy…” He points down at the dog again and they’re close enough that we have to look down from him to the dog, then back up to our host. “… To a very nice lady, who should be above all of this shite… But isn’t…”

He turns his head to the side, and we whip pan across the street to see this week’s guest, standing at the front door of one of the nicest houses on the street.

She’s blonde, and nice… A friendly older lady. Soft featured, with a little too much make up, doing her best to hide her true age. Her face a soft oval, her skin a little wrinkled. A white blouse and dark slacks show enough of her figure for us to know she’s not fat, but not enough for us to really guess what we’re in for.

She introduces herself direct to camera, sounding extremely well spoken, very safe – like something from a 70s BBC sitcom.

“Hello… My name’s Lucille Caldwell. I’m 60, and I’m an accountant from Bexley Heath.”

We cut to a shot of our guest, flanked by her partner (a respectable looking older man) on one side, and our host on the other, with his dog on a tight leash, looking up at the woman and wagging his tail slowly – because he knows exactly what’s about to happen.

Andy turns from our camera to his guest, and asks (in his usual highly cynical tone), “Soooo… Tell us a story… What’s your excuse for being a filthy cunt..?”

Lucille’s husband breaks into a smile as the question is asked, but drops his head to hide it, only raising it when he’s gathered himself. Our guest, on the other hand, doesn’t try to hide her reaction to the tone of Andy’s challenge – looking excited to be addressed so aggressively…

She blushes a little as she begins her answer, “Well, I’m a little embarrassed really…”

Beside her, Andy’s body language suggests that he doesn’t believe she is… But we’re not so sure. Her husband’s reaction is more enthusiastic, watching his wife with a sense of joy at everything she says.

She continues, “Not so much about what I’m going to do, but about why I’m going to do it… Or where the idea came from, actually…” She takes a pause, gathering herself, then continues, “My circle of friends, we’re not getting any younger, and it’s getting to that time in life when circumstances change and you start looking at retirement, and it’s a little daunting…”

“And you thought you could do this to fill your retirement?” Andy asks sarcastically.

“Not quite…” Laughs our guest, gathering herself before continuing, “It was a friend of mine… We were having a girls-night-out, to celebrate her retirement, and we’d all had a few glasses of wine, and we were sitting around talking about retirement and someone mentioned bucket lists… So we all started making up our bucket lists…” She pauses, trying to figure out if Andy knows what she’s talking about, or if he’s even interested in what she’s saying. He gives her the get-on-with-it signal. She continues, “I want to do this… I want to go there…” Another deep breath, “And one of my friends blurted out that she was curious about bestiality, and would love to try it, just once… If she could figure out how to do it without getting into trouble, or being ‘outed’…” She smiling as her memory turns over, “And another of my friends said that being outed as a ‘zoo’ would be the most exciting part… And I thought to myself, my God, yes, being outed would be incredibly hot… It would completely change your life, because everyone would look at you a different way.”

“And you want people to look at you a different way?” Andy checks.

“Oh yes…” Nods Lucille. “I’ve been an accountant, and a wife, and a mother, for almost forty years… It’s been a good life – but I’ve never shocked anyone… I’m so predictable…”

Andy turns away from her to her husband and asks, “So is this a surprise for you?”

The husband laughs and shakes his head, “No… Not really… She’s been talking about it for months. Ever since that night out. I told her to just apply for your show and out herself infront of the whole country… If she wants excitement, it’s not going to get any more exciting than that!”

“And how do you feel about your wife showing the world she’s a dirty fucking slut?” Checks our host.

Now it’s Lucille watching her husband closely as he answers. “I’ve been married to her for almost forty years, and I’ve always been proud to take her out, show her off… Introduce her to work colleagues, clients, and the like… But I retired a couple of years ago, so I don’t have to worry about appearances anymore. Retirement is there to be enjoyed.” He pauses, then adds, “And I’ve spent the last thirty-nine years listening to her sexual fantasies that she’s never acted on… I can finally get to see her do the things she’s talked about all these years!”

Andy turns back to his guest, and asks her, “So, do you expect this to be the start of a disgusting new chapter in your life?”

She blushes again and nods, “Oh, I hope so… If I have the courage to go through with this, then I should have no fears with my other fantasies… Without the cameras… And without animals…” She laughs. “I’ve got so much to try!”

“Starting my ma bloody dog?” Asks Andy, still managing to sound incredulous that a woman would do this – even though he’s trained his dogs to do this with such women.

Again, Lucille blushes, and nods, as she confirms. “Yes… Ever since that retirement dinner I’ve been thinking about it… And when I had my retirement dinner I decided that I was going to do it… So, like he suggested, I thought I’d put the application in…”

“And here you are…”

“And here I am…”

“Like a complete fucking slut… Wetting yourself at the thought of being mounted…” He speaks slowly, with a touch of menace, as we watch her knees almost buckle with each extra word. “ Penetrated… Knotted… And filled up with my doggy’s spunk!”

We don’t wait for her response – her body language as she looks down at Butchy makes it obvious that Andy has nailed her with his words, God knows what this dog will do with his actions… Beside them, we can tell that her husband can’t wait either…

We mix through to a shot of her removing her blouse as the dog bounces around her, with both of them – woman and beast – looking increasingly excited. Inside the blouse, a white bra supports a pair of soft breasts. They’re not too big, and they seem to sit in the bra rather without straining it in any way. Her belly is slim but soft and a little wrinkled, showing its age.

She’s talking as she’s undressing – the words now gushing out of her as the excitement builds. “Honestly, the closer it gets – the more I want it…”

Moving onto her pants – unzipping them as she continues her monologue. “I know I’m doing something very wrong… And that’s a huge turn-on…”

She slips them down to reveal white panties that match her bra – legs that match her body. She’s slim, but she looks like she’s never exercised in her life. She continues talking as she steps out of them, looking around, “And the cameras… They just make it worse… Which is better!” She smiles and laughs a little as she straightens up – now wearing nothing but her underwear. “I can’t wait to have this dog fuck me!” She blushes as she says it – and the words sound wrong coming from her mouth.

We turn the camera to see that her husband is watching from the side. He looks at the camera as it moves onto him, and gives us an excited thumbs up. He can’t wait. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch their wife do this? I know most people would say they wouldn’t want to see it… But really… If they got the chance… How many would really say no?”

We cut back to Lucille, who’s trying hard to hide her smile as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra, slipping it off with her breasts sagging down quite low. She notes that, “I’ve never even let him take a picture of me with my boobs out… Look at me now…” She smiles again as she switches to her panties, slipping her fingers inside and then sliding them down her legs – bending forward, with her soft, dangling tits hanging forward as she bends. As the panties go down, we see a thick bush of fair pubic hair, confirming that she’s a natural blonde.

She straightens up, showing herself off in full frontal – soft, pale, slim… Boobs hanging. It’s not sexy, but it’s always arousing to see these older ladies showing themselves off – especially when it seems to be the first time.

Smiling, she looks over at someone behind the camera and nods, indicating that she’s ready to move to another phase of her life…

We cut to a shot of the door opening and Andy leading his big Alsatian into the room… Butchy behind his master at first, but quickly pulling infront when he sees the naked lady waiting for him…

We cut back to our guest – giving us an impressed, open-mouthed look and gasping, “Oh my God, here he comes… Oooohhh! This is iiiiiiiit!!”

She looks away from him – toward our camera (actually looking at her husband behind the camera) – but only for a second, so we can see her beaming smile – then she’s looking back at the approaching beast… Licking her lips.

Butchy crosses the room straight over to the old blonde, pulling our host along behind him.

Lucille welcomes him with open arms and that semi-amazed smile. Bending forward, letting her boobs hang forward again as she strokes her hands over his big head, down his neck, then under his chest to rub at the wide, muscular body.

She’s very happy to be up close and personal with the hefty hound – chattering away to him… “Who’s a big boy..? Eh… Who’s a handsome boy..? Ooooh, I can’t wait to get to know you better…”

Having welcomed him, Lucille drops into a deep squat, her pale behind almost on the floor as she crouches and begins making a real fuss of the dog. Rubbing his chest, his shoulders, and the back of his neck, and leaning in to let him sniff and lick at her face. Giggling as she turns her head from side-to-side avoid mouth to mouth contact but still letting him lick at her cheeks. Saying, “Hello hello hello hello…” as he licks, until he manages to catch her lips with his tongue and she turns to spit it away, a little disgusted, wiping her mouth on her forearm. “Oh gosh…”

He keeps trying to lick, and she pulls her head up and away from him, letting him fuss over her, stroking him as he tries to lick her, and doing everything she can to avoid being ‘kissed’ whilst staying close, she looks up into the camera and states that, “He’s very strong… He feels solid as a rock!”

We can almost hear the audience at home shouting at their tvs – “Wait ‘til you feel his cock!”

Butchy stumbles around, trying to get at her face, but unable to push past her hands – so he skips around behind her instead, dropping his nose down under her behind, exploring her butt-crack –slopping that powerful tongue and licking at her pussy and perineum…

She yelps a sharp, “OOoohhh!” and then allows herself to fall forward from the squat to all fours – presenting herself to him… This is clearly what she likes – probably what she was looking forward to most when she applied… The dog – licking at her cunt. Hungry, warm, wet tongue slipping and sliding over her sex.

“OOooooohhh GGggggooodddd!” She moans as she feels the magic of an animal’s tongue on her twat for the first time. Feeling a rush of tingling excitement running up her spine – closing her eyes and savouring the moment.

The powerful dog continues to lick at her wrinkled old cunt, smearing the flesh around, digging his cold nose up between the cheeks of her arse – and our guest continues to wriggle and writhe infront of him. She crawls forward slightly to lower the intensity of his tonguing, but he stumbles after her – licking up everything he can… In the background we can hear her husband laughing – a high pitched, excited schoolboy sort of a laugh. “Hi-hi-hi-heeee!”

The Alsatian keeps the pressure on – raising the intensity… Angling his shoulders down, head forward, pushing his tongue deeper – into her… Slippery, wet, disgusting looking, hungry licks that slide inside her pussy. Making her gasp with every stroke.

We move to a wider angle – getting a better view of the action… The dog – big and hairy – pulling against his collar, his leash straining against our host’s grip. The old bitch – slim and frail – with age making everything she’s got hang down, her butt, her belly, her sagging titties… All jiggling as she shivers with pleasure from the dog’s tonguing.

She arches her back, letting out a long, deep moan as Butchy’s long tongue delivers an extra shot of pleasure – slotting inside her pussy, folding in on itself and almost forming a tube, with the slimy underside of his tongue sliding along the walls of her cunt… In and out, pretty much tongue fucking her… It’s a gift that only Butchy seems to have… And Lucille fucking loves it!

Looking at the floor, then turning to the side to look at her man… Watching him as he watches her soaking up the pleasure… Shaking… Cumming almost as soon as the sliding, slimy tongue fucking begins – and then cumming some more as she locks eyes with her husband, writhing and moaning as the beast continues to hungrily, and happily, lick her into submission!

She moans throughout, “Oh God.. Oh God… OOoohhhh myyyy GGooodddd!”, until she can’t take any more and falls forward onto her belly, her tits squashed flat against the floor under her.

The beast tries to follow, but Andy keeps hold on that leash, making him stand behind her… Building his hunger for flesh… On the floor infront of him, Lucille wriggles and shuffles away, rolling onto her side, her chest heaving as she tries to catch her breath.

With the dog being forced to stand back, she reaches down between her legs, apparently wiping saliva and pussy juice off her snatch rather than rubbing herself for pleasure… Moaning, “I’m so wet…” – and we’re not sure if that’s a happy comment or a complaint.

We cut to a shot of her husband, watching on, encouraging us to, “Release the dog! She’s desperate!”, then smiling and adding, “And so am I!!”

We cut back to his wife, now back in the doggy position, shuffling her knees up under her so that her soft tits are hanging down and brushing against them… Leaning forward to lift her bum into the air, twisting around to present her pussy to the dog… Taking her weight on one elbow and reaching back with her other hand to slap her skinny thigh…

The look on her face is somewhere between nervous and disgusted as she calls back, “Fuck me… Come on, boy… Fuck me…” – the tone of her voice suggesting that it’s a request rather than an order. She manages to sound equally nervous, shy, excited and embarrassed as she’s saying it.

Behind her, Andy is unhooking the dog’s collar and setting him free to mount her… Telling his boy to, “Go get her…” as the beast steps froward to sniff at her pussy again, a couple of licks – just enough to remind her what she’s just experienced, and then…

He moves up closer behind her, shuffling up and putting his wide chest against her skinny behind… Raising a paw and placing it on the base of her spine, pushing himself up and onto her rear – it’s as if he’s being careful and considerate…

He wraps his other front leg up over her, then lets the first paw slip to the side, wrapping both of them around her narrow waist… Carefully pulling himself closer, giving her a second to adjust to him, then beginning to pump his hindquarters at her.

She reacts to his first few thrusts with a hurried and even more excited, request, “Fuck me… Oh yes.. Yes… Good… Fuck me..!”

He’s not even started yet – is she in for a surprise!

He continues thrusting, repositioning himself – hind-paws scratching around, edging to the side – lining up better with her slot, and then giving it an extra hard rally of thrusts…

“OOooohhh… YESSS!” She gasps, leaning forward, lowering her saggy chest, raising her arse further – changing the angles and inadvertently lining things up perfectly for the Alsatian…

His canine cock swelling, almost as if he knows this is the moment – then disappearing into her flesh… Stretching her snatch around his shaft… Going in hard and fast…

“OOOOHHH AAAERRGGGGHH!” – the gasps immediately become shouts… It’s clearly more than she expected!

Behind her, we see one of our camera-crew moving in and reaching between her thighs to get a close-up of the action…

We cut to his camera, watching as Butchy’s fat shaft pistons in and out of Lucille’s sloppy cunt… The grey-purple flesh, blood gorged and distended, glistening in our camera lights, blurred due to the high speed of his thrusts, and the shaky camera-work (it’s hard to stay still when a dog this big is stamping around and pounding a whore above you).

We can hear her gasping dialogue continuing, “OOOHHH YESSS… YEEESSSS… Come on… Come on…”

Doggy cum is already beginning to leak out of her twat, dripping to the carpet between her knees, leaving a little dark mark.

Back to a close-up of her face as she reacts to the hard fucking… Eyes closed, losing herself in the intensity of the moment… Her mouth hanging open… Her head moving around as her pale body is pounded and shaken… Barely half a minute gone, and she’s already beginning to look exhausted.

Butchy hammers away at her like a machine, rocking her forward against her elbow… Not giving her a second to recover…

Beyond them, we can see her husband bending forward with his hands on his knees – watching closely – a big, excited look on his face… Andy standing beside him, looking on with a more professional gaze – studying Butchy’s form, checking his watch to see how long his boy is going.

We focus back in on the action – watching on as Lucille looks like she might pass out if this goes on any longer, flopping forward against her elbow, dropping her head. Ready to quit… And then – because it’s a dog-fuck – the action comes to a sudden, almost anti-climactic stop… With the Alsatian holding tight and pulling extra hard up against her behind. Burying that last few millimetres inside her.

Both of them raise their heads. Him with a dumb, open-mouthed grin – her with a look of shock, bordering on mild panic.

That’s right… He’s knotted with her – and she’s feeling that ugly ball of gristle swelling up inside her.

“That’s it, darling… You can do it…” Calls her partner, confirming, “You’re doing amazingly well… I can’t believe it…”

She reaches around behind her, her hand up on his back, holding him close and steady… Supporting the weight of her upper body, and the beast, on her other hand… Gasping – “OOohhhh… That’s toooo… Too big…” She grimaces, baring her teeth for a moment as she strains against the knot… Still looking more than a little worried… Holding the dog down against her back… Fingers tight into his fur. Looking around to her husband – her face sweaty as she confirms, “I love it! Ohhh… It’s everything we hoped…”

Then we drop down behind them, moving close – looking between the dog’s powerful hindlegs, up at her sloppy pussy – which is stretched around the bulbous knot at the base of his shaft.

We move back a little, watching his big balls swinging a little as she shuffles under his weight, his arsehole puckering – swelling and pulsing as she shoots load after load of hot doggy spunk into her body… Then around to her side, watching it all in profile… Her little body dwarfed under his bulk – slim legs that look like they shouldn’t be able to support his weight… His front legs hooked back against her thighs – his big head above hers…

From this angle we can see her husband in the background, still marvelling at his lovely wife doing something so disgusting and disgraceful. Occasionally looking over at Andy, who just stares back at him, disapproving. The look on his face asking why-would-a-man-be-happy-to-see-his-wife-fucking-a-dog?

Back with the lovers… She’s looking down at the floor, but occasionally turns her head to look back and up at him – his big wet jowls inches above her – or the other way to look up at her husband, who gives her a smile of encouragement. “You’re doing great…”

The dog shifts his hind-paws, shuffling a little, his body shifting on her back – and she winces and drops her head again, grunting out an, “OUUURRGGGHHH!” as she tries to ride it out.

Then we’re back under her, looking up at her pussy… Noting that the dog has shifted slightly further up her back, meaning that his cock is now pulling against her hole rather than pushing deep – it’s being dragged up and forward, her pussy lips straining, the base of the knot visible beyond them, pulling them outwards…

We hold on this image – watching the knot pulling back on her flesh, listening to her moans… Watching as the lips part wide – a small gap opening between the lips and the shaft, that farting, queef sound of air escaping, then dog-cum beginning to drip from her hole, then dribbling faster… So much cum… We marvel at how long it dribbles for, and how much comes out… Watching it soak into the carpet…

And then her pussy lips suddenly bow out wide, and the knot plops back out toward us, the shaft sliding out behind it – fast and slippery – the glistening phallus bending around as it pulls out – and our old bitch lets out a short, sharp, try of surprise/pain…

We cut to the side as she flops forward, her head down… Soft tits mashed flat to the carpet… Mouth open, gasping hard…

We watch as she lays there recovering… Chest heaving against the floor… Her husband chattering away in the background, noting that, “What we really want to see… What we really want to see is your with that lovely mouth wrapped around his big fat prick!”…

Fade through to a minute later… A shot of her kneeling down behind Butchy, pulling his still erect and glistening shaft back between his hindlegs – it’s long, rock hard, and truly disgusting – and the look on her face suggests that she thinks it’s as disgusting as it looks – but just can’t help herself…

She’s inspecting it closely, picking off a few stray hairs, running the side of her finger along its length to make sure it’s sufficiently clean, and then cautiously leaning forward, poking her tongue out for a quick taste… Pulling a face that suggests it isn’t great… Then moving in again and running the tip of her tongue along his shaft, then back to the head – then over the head…

We’ve moved closer, and when she notices how closely we’re watching her lick that doggy dick she half blushes again, and turns her head away a little… Gathering herself for a second, then turning her face back side-on to our camera, the big cock still right infront of her – taking a few deep breaths, clearly building up her nerve… Pausing to note that, “I feel sooooo dirty!”

“Come on…” Encourages her partner from just off camera. “You’ve let him fuck you… Now you can finish the job… Show the world what a dirty dirty girl you are…”

Lucille half smiles again, taking another open-mouthed breath, then moving forward, opening wider, and taking the beast’s meat between her lips… Letting them form an ‘o’ around the shaft, then sliding forward, swallowing it up…

Even as she’s sucking it, she looks appalled by the taste, but alive with the feeling – turned on by the idea of what she’s doing rather than the act itself… She looks like she’s about to either throw up, or faint… But she keeps sliding it in and out, pushing her lips up the shaft, then dragging them back… Angling the dick up toward her mouth, tipping her head forward, and letting her lips part a little to let all that lovely canine jism spill out over her lip and run down her chin…

She continues to suck despite her clear disgust – sliding her mouth up and down his shaft… Closing her lips around it for a few strokes, then letting her lips part and allowing more spunk to dribble out over her bottom lip… Each time she pauses she looks like she’s about to stop – but then takes another deep breath and pushes on for another quick series of slurping, wet, quick head bobs.

“Ooooh, naughty girl…” Coos her husband. “Can’t get enough, of that doggy stuff!”

“They’re all the same…” Notes our host, adding, “Once they start, they can’t stop… Dirty fucking whores!”

Lucille smiles around the cock again, loving the stranger calling her names – pushing her face down on his dog’s cock for another quick series of head thrusts, then pulling back one last time – pulling away almost as if to prove Andy wrong… Dropping the cock from her grip – letting it swing away from her mouth, and then sitting back on her heels, straightening up…

The dog staggers forward, big cock swinging between his hindlegs, turns around and returns to his kneeling, wet-chinned, old bitch – raising his head and slopping his big tongue over her chin, cleaning up his own cum.

She keeps her mouth tight shut, her face tensed, hands waving and shaking – this kissing doesn’t meet her approval… She clearly enjoyed him licking her pussy a lot more… But she forces herself to let him clean her chin and lips for almost twenty seconds before she pulls back from him, turning away and pushing up onto her feet, then turns toward her husband and staggers over to him for a warm, loving hug… No kissing, no groping, just a man and woman holding close.

She’s exhausted and elated, but still disgusted by that taste… We can hear her talking to her husband rather than our microphones, “That was amazing… I loved it…”

Him replying, “You looked good sucking his prick…”

Her noting that, “I didn’t like that bit… I loved the fuck though… I’ve never felt anything like that knot!”

They hold for a little longer, then she sighs and pulls away from him, turning around so that she’s standing beside him, one arm around him, the other down on his crotch (which is bulging). She half looks to the camera, half to our host, and notes a little breathlessly, “I think I need to look after this one now… But… Ah… I’m sure there’s time for more doggies in the future!” She looks quite optimistic.

Andy gives her an obviously insincere smile, “Nice…”, then immediately goes straight-faced and turns away from her toward the main camera. “That’s all for this old slut… I’m sure she had her fun, but this boy has younger, sexier sluts to fill with his seed… And we’ll be back to show you some of them in the future… In the meantime,

“You head off now and compare your man to my dog…” He pauses, then says what we’re all thinking, “I know which one you’ll think was the best!”

Lucille hugs her man a little closer to her side, then starts to pull him to move off camera – apparently super-keen to get him into bed away from the cameras. As they move away he notes that she, “Better brush your teeth before we start…”

Andy is left on his own infront of the camera, and switches back to full-on presenter modes, “So, as our dirty old slut of a dogwhore takes her husband off for a boring quicky, we’ll bring things to a close for another week here in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. Your favourite pervy Playboy prick-teaser will be back next week, with yet another dirty slut woman, with yet another piss-poor excuse as to why she wants to fuck an animal… Until then… Have a nice week, cunts!”

He turns toward his dog, who pads over to him for some attention, still carrying a large erection under his belly. As Andy strokes his head and neck we hear him asking, “Did ye have fun with the nice lady? Did ye?” in a playful tone we’ve never heard from our host. It’s the best evidence we’ve ever seen of Andy’s nice side. He is disdainful of all the women who play with his dogs – but he clearly loves the dogs themselves.

We fade to black as we watch his scratching and stroking the beast…

A caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Following her appearance on the show, Lucille has taken to the bestial lifestyle with great enthusiasm. She claims she has no interest in a canine relationship, and favours one-night-stands with stranger’s pets…”

We cut to a series of screen-grabs from Facebook. Each showing a new post from our guest – some with pictures of her dressed up for a night out, others with her and her husband side-by-side in a car (him driving) – each image captioned with “Off to Luton to see a man about a dog…” or “Rotties in Enfield” or “Meeting Dennis and Romeo tonight – so excited!”

A second caption appears below the image.

“Lucille says that appearing on the show was the greatest decision of her life – she now knows exactly how she will fill her retirement years!”

And we fade to black for another week.

We open with the sound and image of a large commercial airliner flying overhead, following it as it passes, and then coming to rest on a large, very square sided, pastel coloured multi-story building. A sign on the top level reads, “Premier Inn”.

There’s a mostly empty car park sitting infront of the building…

A caption fills the screen, virtually blocking our view of the hotel. “MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.”

As it’s on screen, we spin through 180 degrees and when it fades we’re facing a more angular 6 level building – orange/brown brick and grey windows. A sign on this one reads, “Holiday Inn”.

The UK of Zoo van pulls up infront of this hotel, and the side door slides open… Our host steps out… Wearing a red PVC jacket and mini-skirt combination, and tottering on stack heeled stripper shoes she’s almost too slutty for words… Long brunette hair hangs down in ringlets either side of her pretty, round face smothered with slutty make-up, and deep dimples forming in her cheeks as she smiles, and below that – her big fake tits threatening to burst out of her PVC jacket at any moment.

She shuffles toward us, struggling to keep her footing and grinning like an idiot before introducing herself in the worst American accent we’ve ever heard. “How-dee pard-nuuhhhz… Ahm li’l ol’ Renae Russell, and this here is ‘The Yooo-nite-ed King-Dome of Zoo’. This week we may be in Man-chest-uuuhh, but we’re huhr to meet an Amurican, who’s come all the waaaay to our liddle biddy island to make a statement about her beloved country – and the biggest beast of them all…”

The from doors of the hotel slide open and right on cue, our guest walks out toward us, pulling a suitcase on wheels behind her.

Casually dressed in a white Donald Trump supporting t-shirt and blue jeans, with her dirty blonde hair swept to one side, she looks like she’s carrying a few extra pounds on her hips and thighs.

As she approaches our camera position looking bright and friendly, with a big white-toothed grin, which turns to a slight sneer, we see that her t-shirt has the face of one Donald Trump on it, looking somewhat deranged, grinning and holding two thumbs up, with the words, “MADE AMERICA GREAT” printed under it.

She introduces herself loud and proud, with an accent straight from the deep south of America… “Hiiiii… I’m MaryEllen Hederman, and right now I’m in Manchester, England… But I’m really from all the way over in the greatest country on God’s Earth, the U, S, of A… I’m 49 years old. I’m a proud Republican. And I’m just sick of the way you English all laugh at my country!” She looks mock-indignant as she stamps her foot.

We cut to a shot of her now standing with Renae, infront of the van. The large dog-paws/human feet logo on the bonnet right between them.

Our host has positioned herself so that she’s half facing her guest, and half facing our camera – pushing her chest out to strain those buttons on the PVC jacket and ensure that neither the audience at home, nor the American, can avoid having their eyes drawn toward her perfect, firm bolt-on boobs. With Renae’s shows it’s often a struggle to decide between looking at this filthy little stunner, or focusing on this week’s debut-bestialist. We can tell from the smirk on her dimpled face that the pornstar is well aware of our audience’s struggle as she asks her guest, “Why don’t you tell us exactly why you’re here to have sex with a big, fat, pig…?”

Our guest takes a deep breath, smiling as she launches into a loud and confident explanation of how she came to this most momentous of life-decisions…
“Let me tell you somethin’… I’m an American… And I’m proud to be an American… And I’m sick and tired of seeing people laughing at America. And calling our President a pig!”

“Let me stop you there for a second…” Interrupts Renae, “When you say ‘our President’, you’re not talking about President Biden are you..?”

MaryEllen looks disgusted at the question. “Hell no! I’m talking about President Trump. The President WE voted for. Not the fraud! Dumb question!” She shakes her head as if ‘everyone’ knows that Trump is still the legitimate president of the USA.

Renae nods and smiles, about as condescending as our porn princess has ever managed to look. “So, you’re a big Trump fan?”

MaryEllen switching from her disgusted look to a delighted one, keen to talk about her hero. “Oh yeah… I’m a huge fan of the President. He’s just such a powerful leader. And such an amazing man… And I just can’t believe it when people call him names, or talk him down, because it’s so obvious that he’s just amazing… He’s a man. He’s what a man should be. Strong. Smart. Virile…”

“Would you fuck him?” Teases our host, playfully.

The American barely misses a beat. “Oh, hell yeah! I’d fuck Donald John Trump in a heart-beat… I’d consider it an honour. He said he could grab any woman by the pussy – and I’m here to say he can grab my pussy any time he wants!”

We strongly doubt that he’d ever want to grab her pussy. She’s not the big boobed model type that we know he loves… But we don’t burst her bubble, letting her continue…

“A lot of y’all English seem to think he’s a sexist pig – so I’ve come all the way here, to say if he’s a pig, then I’ll fuck a pig just to show the world that we don’t give a fuck what y’all think!”

Renae is a little taken aback, but still amused, as she notes that, “Some might say that’s a little bit deranged…”

MaryEllen shrugs, “You know what..? I don’t care… I came here because I love my President – and I’ll do anything to prove I love my President. And I want to show the world what he means to us. So, when y’all call him a pig, I want to say that just makes me want to fuck a pig even more! So much that they make me horny now… They never did before – only since they said he was a pig!” She stares down the camera, then adds, “So if he’s a pig… I’m gonna fuck a pig!”

Our host turns toward camera, giving us a look that suggests she thinks our guest is nuts, and doesn’t have any further questions for her… Meanwhile, the American continues looking like she thinks she’s making an incredible political statement, rather than showing herself up as a filthy slut!

She adds another thought, “You know… It’s all controversial that I’d fuck a pig to support Trump… But if I fucked a black man to support Obama – all the Leftists would fucking love it!”

“Would you fuck a black man?” Checks Renae – and the American screws her face up, like this is the most disgusting concept she’s ever heard. “Hell no! I’m not a pervert!” – there’s no sense of irony in her comment, or her smile.

Renae isn’t the brightest woman in the world, but she can see the ridiculous double-standard. “Well…” She sighs, “If that’s the way you feel… Let’s go find us a President… Sorry… A disgusting big fat pig!”

That’s enough to make MaryEllen gasp, then laugh… Then fade through to:

We watch MaryEllen smiling and laughing, then pulling an “Oh no!” face as she steps carefully through a farmyard covered with ankle deep mud. Her boots are immediately covered, as are the last few inches of the legs of her blue jeans. She passes camera, followed by Renae, and a couple of camera-men – and heads off toward the familiar front of our pig shed – a boring high metal walled barn, fronted by the concrete walls, mud covered yard. The large sliding metal door is already half open, allowing the sound of pigs squealing and grunting within to echo out to us.

Our guests turns toward us, smiling and then giving an “Oh No!” face as she steps through the door and disappears from sight…

We cut to inside, standing infront of the main pig pen, with it’s breeze block walls and rusted metal gate. Looking in at the huge bulk of our famous pink pig, Winston – his sides matted with dry mud and pig shit. He snuffles around, grunting and rooting through the dirt, looking for something to eat. Pan away from that ugly, to the American – looking both disgusted and amused at the same time.

“My God… He’s… Disgusting!” She sounds a little awed though, as if she’s actually impressed. “He’s soooo… Big!”

We pull back to look at her full-length, with the pig pen behind her. The pig visible, sniffing at the gate and looking out toward MaryEllen.

She’s standing straight, but looking to the side, waiting for further instructions… Which come from off camera – at which point she reaches down to unzip her jeans, and peels them down quickly, and awkwardly, staggering from one foot to the other as she pulls the muddy ends over her feet and off. Her legs are chunky without being wobbly or overly fat. Then she takes hold of the bottom of her t-shirt and stretches it out for us – making sure we get the message, calling ‘PRESIDENT TRUMP, YEAAAAHHH!” – then peels it up over her shoulders and off over her head, revealing a white bra that doesn’t appear to be doing much to support what look like a good sized, but quite soft pair of boobs that sit in the cups of the bra rather than fighting it.

“Are you horny?” Asks Renae in her standard squeak, amused as ever by the idea of another woman wanting to fuck an animal.

Our guest looks from Renae to the camera, then around to the pig again, and pulls a ‘dread’ face… “I honestly don’t know… He’s kind of hideous… He’s definitely not attractive… No.”

“But you’re still going to have sex with him, aren’t you?” Checks our host, never really doubting it.

MaryEllen doesn’t pause. “So long as folks saying President Trump is a pig, I’ll fuck that pig… And y’all still sayin’ that The President is a big, fat, ugly pig! So hell yeah… I’m still doin’ it!” – there’s an indignant tone to her comment that confirms that this is about principal rather than perversion… Or at least that’s what she’d like us to think.

She reaches down to take hold of her panties rather than up to her bra. Grabbing the sides and wriggling her hips as she shimmies the underwear down her legs until she can step out of them. Smiling the whole time, clearly happy to be getting on with things. Defiant – as if she thinks we’re waiting for her to lose her nerve.

She turns around, letting us see her slightly flabby behind, and looks back toward the pig pen again – repeating, “He’s disgusting…” as she reaches up behind her back to unhook her bra, letting it fall away with her back still toward us. When she turns back as shows off her chest, we’re almost tempted to ask her to turn away again – those 36C boobs are widely spaced, soft and floppy rather than full and round – her nipples pointing toward the floor…

We cut to a shot of the gate on the front of the pen as it squeaks open, and our guest squeezes through, her behind rubbing the breeze blocks, her boobs brushing the metal gate…

We cut to see the fat pig shuffling toward the new arrival… His small trotters and closely spaced legs look like they couldn’t possibly support such a large body, and indeed they slip and scrape a little as he walks. It’s an ugly sight.

We follow behind him, watching his huge scrotum move from side-to-side… And looking over him, ahead of him, we can see our flabby guest, watching him approaching with her mouth hanging open…

“Myyy Gaaaahhhhd… He’s fucking huuuge!”

She stands there, mouth hanging open, twisted toward a smile, as the beast shuffles and clops around infront of her. Looking like he’s not the slightest bit interested in her.

We can see that the American is breathing harder, her rib cage swelling under her saggy tits as she switches from looking at the pig, to looking at our host, and the camera, her mouth closing, then her lips puckering up as she tries to think of something to say… Then finds the words she’s looking for…

“That pig…” She looks somewhat incredulous, “… Is going to fuck me!” Then cracking a wide, almost amazed smile, as she looks back to the pig again, “Jeezus H Christ… I’m gonna fuck me a pig, for real…” Looking at the beast for a couple more seconds, then looking up to us again, “That’s a biiiig fucking pig!”

Renae can’t resist calling, “Should we call him The Donald?” from off camera – which draws an even wider smile from our slutty guest, who confirms, “Yeah… Why the fuck not..?”

She looks back down at the fat pig as it waddles closer, raising his wet snout in the air, spots of mud and snot hanging out of the nostrils… Sniffing noisily at her, moving closer as she stands with her hands on her hips, looking around with a shit-eating grin on her face… Laughing, “Hiiiiii, Mr President!”

The pig sniffs around her knees, raising his head to rub his nose over her thighs, leaving a glistening trail of drool and snot on her flesh as he works his way up toward her crotch… Snorting hard enough that she can feel it on her pussy, which makes her stagger back, reaching down to cover her privates… Laughing again. “Ohhh myyyyyy… He really wants it, don’t he?”

She steps forward again, planting her feet shoulder width apart, then crouching a little, sticking her pelvis forward, one hand reaching between her legs to part her big pussy lips, opening herself up for him to sniff at a second time – his big wet snout rising up and rubbing over her sensitive flesh, making her jerk a little – showing pleasure rather than humour for the first time today. “Come on, Mr President… Grab my pussy!!”

She enjoys the moment whilst it lasts, but that isn’t long – the beast losing interest and dropping his snout back to the floor, clearly as happy sniffing as the mud covered concrete as he is sniffing her wet pussy. She follows him down, bending forward to slap him on the back, leaving her hands on him – pushing… Trying to push him backwards, but he’s not moving… “Strong willed… I like that…” She comments, looking up at us. “You see… He don’t get pushed around… This pig does what he wants to do! Just like Mr Trump!”

We get the feeling that she’s taking this seriously – as well as being a disgusting perverted slut!

She rolls over onto her knees, not a graceful move… Then crawls forward through the dirt toward a waiting breeding tube… A steel framed arch designed to support the pig during the breeding process, so the sow won’t be injured. In this case, of course, the sow is a 49-year-old proud Republican from Kentucky… Our girl may be a redneck, but she’s smart enough to know that this porcine monster would most likely crush her if he mounted her ‘unprotected’.

She crawls under the arch – and we watch her chunky arse wriggle as she moves in – then cut to the other end to see her crawling toward us, raising her head to smile as she sees the second camera, “Well, hi there!” she coos, “How y’all doin’?”

She gets comfortable in the tube, knees and elbows on the hard floor, looking forward toward us, her arse wiggling around…

We move to a wide shot so we can see the huge pig waddling toward the breeding tube, appearing to speed up as he trots up behind our guest, knowing exactly what it means when a woman disappears under that metal arch… It’s breeding time!

We cut to a shot of Renae, watching from just outside the pen. She has her I’m-disgusted-but-I-can’t-look-away face on… As soon as she sees the camera is pointed at her, that face changes to a genuine looking smile – then she points back at the action, and we cut back to the American on the floor, under the metal arch…

The beast arrives behind her, raising his head and rearing up (as much as a beast this fat can rear up), lurching forward and coming down with his front trotters against the arch, scrabbling forward, walking/crawling along the tube until those trotters are hooked over the front of the arch and he’s completely covering her, his belly already resting on the arch, his strange, twisted cock already poking out under his belly, wriggling around as he looks for somewhere to stick it…

Even though she isn’t taking any of his weight, our guest is still very aware of his size – and that he’s now mounted over her… We can see the excitement on her face, her smile growing as she gasps, “Ohhh myyyy Gaaaaahhhdd!” as his big head appears above her. Ugly loose flesh around yellowing teeth, drool and snot hanging from his lips and nose.

We cut down to the rear angle, looking up from the side – her knees are tucked forward slightly, keeping her thighs out of the way as we watch the pig’s cock twisting around, poking toward the crack of her arse, hitting it and sliding down toward her pussy… Then withdrawing again…

The big beast’s sides twitching as he pumps his thigh muscles, trying to stab at her, that ugly cock probing again… It’s like it has a mind of its own and it knows what it’s looking for… Corkscrewing out further every time it gets close to its target…

Back to the wide-shot, watching as he leans forward against the breeding tube, his fat body spreading over it, his breath loud as he struggles to push himself against his willing human host… Twisting his hindquarters, the muscles in his thighs tightening as he pushes his cock into her…

She yelps – squeals almost… Then laughs… “Oh my gaaaaahdd… I’m fucking a pig… I’m fucking a pig… Oh my gaaaaahhd!”

We move in closer, looking under them, hearing his rear trotters scrape and tap on the hard floor as he keeps trying to get closer to her, further over her, his bulk resting on the metal frame, making it creak under his weight but not actually moving him forward. From this angle, we can see that long, skinny cock corkscrewing in and out of her, bending in the middle, like it doesn’t want to go in – but has no choice… It seems to be going deeper with each twist.

We move around to the front again – with our dirty American slut looking up at us, looking more amused than aroused… Taking that pig-dick like it’s nothing. “Oh my good Gaaahhhd…” She gasps over and over. “Am I really doin’ this?”

She’s forgotten all of the Presidential comments and references to Trump and is lost in the moment… Above her, the pig’s head is resting on the cage, his snout over the edge above her, he looks like he’s in heaven… Just pumping into a willing woman… Breathing hard – noisy and wet. The end of his snout twitching, glistening with snot…

We hear Renae from off camera, asking, “Can you smell his foul breath…? Can you hear him gasping and wheezing..?” – and we can see from MaryEllen’s face that she can. Renae adds, “Just like fucking the real thing, eh? Your handsome, manly, stinking, ugly President…”

The American doesn’t react to the comment, because she’s too busy gasping as the fat beast lurches against the tube again, making it shake – and his human sow gasp…

And then we’re back around at the business end… Watching his cock screwing into her again, and his cum beginning to leak out – each time his cock twists in there’s a couple of seconds delay, and then cum runs out around it, dribbling down to the floor, splatting into a little puddle. Looking beyond that puddle and up – we can see her soft belly hanging down, her titties sagging down too… Her laughter, and the jerking of the beast, combining to make everything shake.

Then we focus back on the sloppy pussy – watching more of the pig’s grey cum pouring out of it, dribbling down into that puddle – which is expanding slowly outwards toward her knees.

Then we’re back to the wide-angle shot – taking another opportunity to marvel at the sight of a huge pig spread over the top of a breeding tube, with an enthusiastic (if overly amused), soft bellies, tanned, American slut under him – accepting everything he gives her, even if ninety per cent of it spills straight out of her pussy straight away…. Her gasps merging with his rasped breaths as the fuck continues.

Moving around to the front we get another look at the smile on her face, the look of joyful disbelief as she hovers on the edge of laughter, occasionally jerking her head – her eyes widening a little – as the pig’s cock twists against the walls of her pussy. Up above her head, the pig’s jowls are becoming increasingly slobbery, almost frothy as more and more drool gathers in the corners of his ugly mouth.

We cut back around to the rear… Watching that weird willy twisting into her pussy, the shaft appearing to almost spin around – wet and shiny, his piggy spunk leaking out around it, dribbling out in little gouts of thick, and sometimes quite lumpy, grey fluid, which dribbles from her pussy and drops down to the floor, making that frothy, lumpy, dirty puddle grow between her knees…

Back to her face as she raises her head and looks into camera, confirming to us that, “I’d stay under here all day… This is, you know, like – real interesting… REAL interesting… It’s not sexual… But, you know… It is… Like I know it’s sex, I know he’s getting’ off… But for me, it’s just dirty… But I love it!”

Renae passes comment again, from off camera, “Lots of heavy breathing and warm dribble… But it’s not actually doing anything for you except making you look like a dumb slut… It’s just like the Donald!” – and laughing.

Rather than arguing, our guest just gasps back a “Yeeeaaaaaahhh!” as the beast continues to lurch and twist into her.

We cut to one of our wide shots – behind the scenes – watching the pig on top of his lover… Listening to the echoes of his loud breathing, the occasional oink… Our guest’s occasional gasp… As we watch our crew moving around, each of them trying to find an interesting angle, or spot a new move.

Our host off to one side, on a mobile phone – whispering to a friend – obviously not interested in pig-sex… At least not pig-sex with an ugly American.

Then back to the close-up of her rear end – looking under the pig, and under the breeding arch – noting the size of that dirty puddle of spunk between her knees – her knees actually IN the puddle now it’s spread so far… And she’s crawling forward, away from him, his long, thin prick slipping out of her and hanging in mid-air, still stabbing and twisting a little, with a few drops of cum still leaking out as she crawls away.

At the front of the tube, she’s crawling toward us, her saggy boobs swinging as she moves – coming out of the tube under the pig’s head, thick lumps of saliva falling from his jowls onto her arse, which she ignores before turning through a hundred and eighty degrees, winking at her, flashing a big, ugly smile, and then crawling back under the arch – this time heading toward the still thrusting pig…

We cut to the other end of the arch, looking under the pig again, then forward under the arch to see our guest coming back toward that strange cock… She smiling as she approaches – opening her mouth and moving her head around until she catches the pig’s cock between her lips… Clearly finding this game amusing… On her hands and knees on the wet, dirty floor, her head on its side, under the pig, wrapping her lips around the skinny dick and sucking like she’s sucking on a thick shake at McDonalds.

The pig reacts by pumping again, he has no idea what’s going on, but he likes it… All he knows is that this hole is tighter than the other one – softer and wetter…

She keeps sucking for a while, and we can see her swallowing every few seconds – not letting any of this liquid gold drip to the floor. Her expression suggests she doesn’t like the taste, but she’s determined to keep going…

She keeps looking toward us as she sucks, forcing herself to smile around the skinny cock, then pulling back from it… Letting a little of his cream spunk dribble out of her open mouth before exclaiming, “Wow… I didn’t think I’d do this… I mean… I don’t swallow those election results, but I’ll swallow this all day… This tastes like creamy pork fat! Mmmmm” We don’t believe a word she says… We’re not sure she does either…

She looks from the cock down to the puddle on the floor – and even though it’s filthy, she drops her head down, touching her lips to the puddle and begins to slurp it up… Only pausing to swallow, then licking at the puddle, smearing it around the floor… Then slurping up more… Gasping and looking up into camera…

Above her, with his cock no longer being used, the big pig has lost interest – it’s withdrawing back into the pupice and out of sight… And the fat beast is shuffling back, twisting to the side, and dismounting that breeding arch – landing heavily on the floor and clopping away across the room…

And we’re back to our guest – head down and licking at the puddle of jism, noisily slurping spunk up… Looking up to give us an, “Mmmmmmm… I’m gonna bottle more some of this!”, then returning to her floor cleaning act.

We linger on the back of her head as she moves along licking the sloppy floor, then look up across the room to our big fat star – not the American, the real star… The one with charisma and charm. He’s standing there, breathing hard, his chest heaving, belly wobbling… The little twisty tail flicking around a little, suggest he’s a happy boy. A happy, but very ugly and fat boy.

Then we’re looking at our host again – and after watching the fat American and the ugly pig for the last 20 minutes, looking at our dimpled porn princess is a welcome change. We love bestiality – but we also love a pretty woman!

Our pervy pornstar grins, dimples sinking deep into her cheeks, as she talks to camera (rather than to her floor-licking guest)… “Well, that brings this most Presidential performance to a close… I think we can all see how dedicated this week’s guest is to her man… But I have to say… He’s not MY president…” She shakes her head a little, and an animated thought bubble appears next to her head, showing her being pounded by her blue-grey Weimaraner, Logan, before she continues, “… There’s only one male I will allow to dominate me – without paying!” She laughs.

We pan away from her briefly to look at our guest, who has stopped licking the floor and flopped over onto her back in the dirt… She’s out of breath and covered in filth, not looking great with her flabby belly and red sweaty face – but clearly very happy as she gasps, “Oh my God… Oh, that was amazing…” Twisting to look back toward the beast and calling, “Thankyou Mr President!”

Renae has moved a little closer to conduct her brief post-fuck interview…

She almost chuckles and she squeaks her question, “Did you find that nice and humiliating?”

“Not humiliating enough! Not enough! I had my President taken from me… My President had his country taken from him… THAT’S humiliation… This was just disgusting… But it was fun… I ENJOYED this humiliation – I ain’t enjoying what’s happening back home at the moment!”

Renae almost sniggers, moving on and trying to get a reaction from her filthy guest. “Your President has been found liable for sexual assault and for fraud… He’s cheated on his wives… Was friends with Epstein… And paid hush-money to a pornstar… So, how does he compare to our friend Winston here?” She indicates the snorting, shuffling beast.

MaryEllen shrugs and smiles, “Listen… Donald Trump could get any woman he wants… He doesn’t need to pay, he doesn’t need to rape… He can have anyone… He could have me if he wanted – but hey, why would he fuck with an old slut like me when he could be with a beautiful supermodel?” She nods as if she’s made an amazing point, then continues, “People call him a pig… I can tell you now – now that I fucked a pig… I enjoyed it… But I’d rather fuck with Mr Trump!”

“Maybe one day!” Laughs our squeaky host, who then shifts away from her exhausted guest, toward the camera, as she wraps up for another week. “As much as she wants Trump… I suspect this one will be experiencing more pigs in the future…” She pauses to smile at the thought, then continues, “And speaking of the future, we’ll be back for more next week – with another dirty girl, ready to make her bestial debut, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’!”

Renae gives us another pretty dimpled smile and brings things to a close with her famous final line, “Until then… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… And remember – there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She smiles again, then turns back toward her exhausted and muddy guest, we follow her look – and take one last at the American, who gives us another broad defiant smile. And on that note, we fade out for another show.

After a brief pause, the black screen begins to fill with white text.

“Following her appearance on the show, MaryEllen launched the ‘Zoos for Trump’ group, and has started to gather like-minded Americans together to support the former president’s campaign for re-election.”

The middle of the screen fills with silent home video footage of half a dozen nude women – all white, middle-aged and overweight, like MaryEllen, all wearing dark glasses and blonde wigs, standing side-by-side, arms around one another’s shoulders. There’s a large great dane dog standing infront of them, side-on to the camera.

“She acknowledges that they don’t have much political influence – but claims that ‘many people say their conventions are the best in the world!’”

The audio of the home video fades up, and we zoom in on MaryEllen as she talks over the top of her excited friends, “This concludes the meeting… We’ll be back online for another ‘convention’ next month… If the President wants to come along and see us live, he’s welcome… So is Melania… And Ivanka… And Stormy Daniels… We don’t care… If you’re connected to Trump, and you’ve got a pussy… Come on down, we’ve got a beast for ya!”

They all collapse against each other in a round of cackling laughter, and we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show on a wide street – four story apartment blocks and plenty of trees. The trees are green and still, and the sky is clear blue and cloudless. Whilst on first sight it looks like a sunny summer’s day, judging by the passing pedestrians in their overcoats and heavy sweaters, it’s a crisp day.

A caption fills the screen: “GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.”

When it fades, we turn away from the buildings to see a break in skyline of apartments, and a staircase leading down from the street toward a below street level (but still open air) train station… A sign reads, ‘ALEXANDRA PARADE’

We see various commuters coming up the steps from the train station and spilling onto the street, splitting up to head either up or down the street… We turn to follow a group of them up the street toward the apartments. We guess that one of this group is this week’s guest – but there are a lot of them – young and old, fat and thin, smart and scruffy – it’s impossible to tell which of them might be our guest this week…

As we look up the street, we see a familiar figure of our All-American blonde host, Jenna McCartney, walking toward us in a very little black dress. Other pedestrians turn to look at her as she passes – possibly recognising her, possibly just impressed by her stunning figure and the fact that her boobs are about an inch from popping out of the top of the dress.

As she gets closer, she begins her introduction – long range directional microphones picking up every word, “Hiiii petfans, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this week, we’re in Glasgow, Scotland…” She indicates the throng of commuters passing her, and adds, “… And it’s rush hour. And we’re here to meet a lady who doesn’t like to waste any time…”

She looks off beyond our camera, and we swing through a hundred and eighty degrees to look back toward the train station… And several people walking toward us, one of which is a high-cheekboned, brunette… Dressed in smart-casual business attire, she looks like she’s come straight from the office (because she has)… Her figure appears to be reasonable, and whilst she’s not exactly a head-turning, she’s not unattractive.

She walks toward our camera, then stops on her mark and introduces herself in a strong, but easily understood Glaswegian accent. “Hi… I’m Lydia Findlay… I’m 33, I’m from Glasgow, and I’m ready to get wild!” She ends her intro with a flourish and flashes us a crooked toothed smile before we cut to a two-shot of her standing side-by-side with our host…

Pedestrians continue to walk by as they talk, a few of them turning their heads as they hear the occasional choice word, or they recognize Jenna, one even hovering in the background making faces as he listens in.

Jenna raises her microphone to begin her interview, asking, “Hello Lydia… Can you tell us why we’re here today?”

“I can honestly say that this is all about ma boss… It’s not for him, but it’s because o’ him.”

“OOOh – doing what your boss tells you to do… My kind of employee…” Jenna smiles, liking what she’s hearing, and pushes in for more, “Tell me more…”

“Ok… Well, first – it’s not like that wi’ ma boss… He’s happily married, so don’t go there!” She tries to keep a straight face, then kicks into her story, “So I’m a personal assistant… My boss, I’ve been with him for almost 10 years, and he’s always looked after me… He sends me on courses – self-improvement, education, etc., to make me the best assistant I can be… I’ll be sitting at my desk, and I’ll get an email, a link to an application for a course, and I’ve got so used to him sending them to me that I just click in and sign up these days. A couple of years back, I had a nasty split from a boyfriend, I must have been going on about hating men, or being sick of men, or whatever, and he sent me a link to a lesbian dating site – so I signed up, as a joke, and I ended up going on a few dates, sleeping wi’ a few girls…” She laughs, and Jenna smiles even wider…

Lydia continues, “It was fun… Y’know, quite exciting to do something different… And I’m not a lesbian – despite what I was doin’… So it felt quite kinky… But it wasn’t for me…” She shrugs, then goes on, “I didn’t feel any kind of connection to them… So I stopped. And I told him about it… About the dates – not in detail or anything like that… I just told him – met a new girl last night, or had a good weekend with that one… And I told him when I stopped…”

“And where do the doggies come into this story?” Asks Jenna in a friendly, but slightly impatient manner.

“Yeah, I know… I need to get to they point… So…” She takes a breath, “So… A little while after I stopped with the lesbian datin’… He asks me if I’m happy, and I say I’m still looking for fun… And the next day he sends me the link to another application form… But this time it’s the link to the UK of Zoo… I’m pretty sure he did it as a joke… But… Well, I just thought, everything else he’s suggested has taught me something, or given me some fun… So why not just roll with it… I don’t like to second guess myself, or him… So I just dive right in… So I filled it out, attached a nice topless selfie, and boom, here we are…”

“Ooooohhh… A spontaneous dogslut…” Coos the American. “So, really… You’re telling me that dogs never turned you on before?”

Lydia twists her face up a little, thinking hard, trying to act a little disgusted, “Well, I wouldn’t say they turned me on… They’ve never been my fantasy… I’ve never really thought about it, even after your show started… But… I don’t know… When I had that application infront of me, and I was filling in all they questions, I just realised how many times I was saying ‘Yes’, and thought, maybe I am into this after all!!”

Jenna leans in, giving her guest a girly shove in the side, “Are you looking forward to it?”

Lydia cracks into an open-mouthed smile and confirms, “Oh yes… Very much so… Once the idea was in ma head, I couldn’t stop thinking about it… And if it’s half as much fun as the lesbians were, I’ll be very happy… And if it’s twice as much fun as they were, I’ll have a new lifestyle!!”

Jenna asks another, “Now… What about your boss? How do you think he’ll feel about his P.A. doing something like this?”

Lydia thinks for a moment, “Ahhhhh… I think he’ll be happy for me… And if he doesnae like it, and complains, or tries to get rid of me… I’ll just take all they emails to HR!!” She laughs. “But… No… He’ll be happy for me…”

Jenna raises an eyebrow, “Do you think he’ll watch it?”

Her guest smiles, cocking her head on one side, a bit cocky – “I’d be kinda disappointed if he didn’t!”

The American pushes on, “Do you think he wants to see you do it?”

Lydia looks like the thought hadn’t crossed her mind before… She pauses, twisting her face up as she thinks. “I don’t know… Maybe… He seemed quite happy when I said you’d arranged ‘this’…”

We fade out on the interview and through to a shot of Buddy – everyone’s favourite white Bull Terrier, with his domed head and his powerful muscles, pulling against a leash. We pull back to see that Jenna is holding onto the other end of the leash, and then further to see that they are in a hotel room, Jenna sitting on the bed, Buddy trying to cross the floor to our guest…

Lydia is a couple of meters away, and she’s already removed her outer garments – and is down to a red and black corset, which gently supports a decent pair of C-cup breasts, below that red bikini brief panties, then black stockings, which are attached to the bottom of the corset by red and black suspenders.

She in the process of unfastening the laced-up front of the corset… Joking with Jenna as she strips, her tone has changed a little, switching from confident to positively excited…

“Oh bloody hell… What did I do to deserve an ugly little fucker like this?!” She laughs. “I came here to be smashed by a huge beast…” Another laugh.

We cut back to Buddy as he cocks his head on one side, not understanding a word, but somehow understanding that she’s not impressed with him… Jenna leans in to unhook his collar, noting that – “He might not be the biggest or best-looking dog we have, but he’s got it where it counts… And I can assure you, you won’t be disappointed when he’s fucking you!”

“Oh promises, promises…” Smirks Lydia as she removes that corset, letting it fall away and expose her slightly sagging belly and her heavy boobs (which have abnormally large pink areolas that cover almost half of the front half of each boob). With the corset off, there’s nothing to support her stockings, but she leaves them on and the slowly edge down throughout the following scenes.

She drops down to the floor, getting comfortable on her knees – shuffling her pale thighs apart – then bending forward, her belly sagging and her big tits hanging down almost to the floor as she settles down on her elbows, her hands out infront of her… Looking down infront of her rather than turning to see what’s happening behind…

On the other side of the room, Jenna releases Buddy, and the strange little dog scampers into action… Happily heading over to the dirty slut on the floor… Dropping his big head between her arse-cheeks, sniffing and licking at her crack. She reaches back between her legs and hooks the gusset of her panties to the side of her pussy so that he can drag his tongue over her most private region – immediately reducing her to a drooling idiot… “Oooohhhh fffffuuuuaaaaahhhhkkkk!”

Her elbows slide forward, and her big tits press down to the floor, as does her forehead, her mouth open… She almost looks like she’s melting into the carpet.

Buddy licks at her pussy for a few seconds before her knees begin to slide apart as well, her thighs spreading, opening her pussy up, but also lowering it toward the floor – making the angle difficult for our dome-headed dog to lick – so he stops, raising his head to look over her…

He takes a second, looking confused, the pink tip of his cock poking out of his sheath, glistening – then steps forward over her, his front paws onto her back rather than astride it, pulling forward and trying to line that little cock up with her pussy – bending his back and trying to make some kind of contact – then getting confused, and simply stepping over her back, clambering over her big arse, and stepping off to the side, making her yelp in surprise as his front paws scrape over her back leaving long pink welts down her side. One of his hindlegs seems to have caught the stocking on one of her legs, pulling it down right to her knee.

With the licking now stopped, Lydia slowly comes to her senses, realises where she is… And says, “Sorry… I zoned out…”, she begins to shift her knees back together, raising her arse again, back into position on her elbows… Looking round to see the dog, and calling, “Sorry boy… Come on… Come back… Good boy…”

She stays down on the floor, holding position, her big arse in the air, her heavy tits brushing the floor… She watches him as he walks around the room, sizing her up… His little tail wagging slowly…

She wiggles her arse, trying to hurry him into making a move… Looking up into our camera occasionally and half laughing. “I didn’t think I’d have to seduce him…”

We hear our host, from off camera, calling, “Come on boy… Rape this bitch!” – and the dog reacts as if he’s been trained to respond to the instruction.

Producer’s note – We want to be clear that none of our dogs have ever been trained to ‘rape bitches’, no matter how it looks!

He moves up behind her again and lurches up, his front legs over and around her, his white chest against her behind, then sliding forward over her her arse and onto her back, hindlegs against her chunky thighs, and his pelvis pumping up against her immediately.

We cut to the side view, watching as the beast’s weight rests on her back, and the force of his thrusts rock against her arse… We can see a large pink/red welt on her side from the dog’s earlier slip as he climbed over her…

Our guest is rocked forward and pushed down against her elbows, big tits jiggling and swinging against the floor her… She looks sideways at our camera, surprised and pleased by the force and intensity of his attack… Gritting her teeth as she lowers her head a little, bracing herself against his thrusting… She gasps a few, “OOoaaahhhh!” sounds as he gets close.

A few more thrusts, an almost thoughtful pause – an adjustment – and then another probing thrust – and this time…

Lydia yelps, then gasps – her mouth open wide, her eyes on fire – as the beast smashes into her… We don’t need a close-up to know that he’s just buried his cock deep inside her… The intensity and speed of his thrusting, the increase in power – the way his front legs dig into her fleshy sides as he grips tighter, the way her boobs wobble, and her thighs shake… Everything combines to show that the fuck is fully under way! As does her gasped, wailed response, “OOoooooohh Goooddddd… Nnoooooo… Aaahhhhh… Ooooohhhh… YYeesssssss…”

He’s not the biggest dog by a long way, but he makes up for it in energy and intensity… He’s an absolute frenzy of fucking… His domed head moving from one side of hers to the other, resting on one shoulder, then the other, arching his back as he pounds into her… And she’s head down, then head up, looking sideways toward our camera – smiling as she takes the pounding of her life… Being shaking around, her other stocking slowly working down to her other knee…

She continues to gasp and wail as the beast smacks into her, his hindlegs staggering around looking for extra purchase, the chance to push in even harder…

Which he does – gripping tight and pumping deep… His arse a blur, bouncing up and down behind her, hind-paws seeking purchase on the carpet. His bitch gasping and looking over toward our camera with wide-eyed wonder.

We cut down to the floor behind them, looking up between his hairy legs, and her chunky thighs, watching as his big cock jams in and out of her sloppy cunt. Pounding in and out, looking so wet and oh-so-dirty…

Back to the wider angle, watching him leaning against her back, his head hovering above her shoulder… Moving around… Still eagerly drilling away at her from behind. One paw moving from beside her, to over her shoulder, it looks like he’s trying to pull himself even closer.

Lydia suddenly finds her words, and letting the whole world know that, “I love it… I love it…” – as the dog continues to thrust into her.

We hold the angle, watching as the big beast hammers into his whore… Holding tight, leaning in, her tits wobbling against the floor… And then – without any warning – he just stops dead up against her, his powerful thighs tensed, his belly squashed down against her behind. Him holding tight, and her holding on for her life… Her expression giving away the sudden expansion inside her pussy. Mouth open, eyes closed above those high cheek-bones…

We cut to the rear view again, looking up between those fat thighs to see the narrow base of the dog’s shaft sticking out between her fat pussy lips. The knot has been swallowed up inside – somewhere – but we can’t see it…

Moving up above that pussy, and back out between their legs, we can see the dog’s arse puckering and pulsing (Jenna is holding his tail up and out of shot). It’s a grotesque visual, but we can’t take our eyes of it – because each time that arsehole puckers, we know another load of fresh doggy spunk is being shot into our guest… We watch five or six of them before we cut away…

We move around to the side view – watching this curvy slut, holding still, taking the knot… The beast on her back holding tightly to her shoulder and side… Her boobs still wobbling under her, highlighting and emphasizing how hard she’s breathing, how much she’s shivering… The intensity of the moment.

We hold the shot for a while – long enough to see just how much she’s struggling to handle this tie… How much of a strain the knot is… Gasping, “UUuuuhhhh… Ooooohhh…”

We cut to another close-up of her pussy, watching as cum dribbles out, the flesh around her pussy lips a little distended as the knot begins to work its way out of her.

Leaning forward against one arm, she reaches back with the other hand between her thighs, rubbing her clit with her fingertips. The strain of the intensity of the moment. The dog isn’t big, but he’s dominating her – she’s breathing hard, but the expression on her face shows how much she’s enjoying it too…

We cut to a wider angle, taking in the full glory of a large muscular beast, stood over an aging white woman… Her hand between her legs, rubbing her clit… Gasping and moaning… The white dog over her, holding still, his arsehole pulsing so much that we can see it from this distance.

In a brief behind-the-scenes cutaway, we see our host watching on with a big smile… She looks sideways to our camera, raising her hands a few inches apart, and saying, “Biiiiiig knot!” Pausing as she watches a little longer, then adding, “That hurts soooo much the first time!” – and then a giggle, which suggests a certain lack of sympathy for her guest.

We watch Lydia breathing through the tie… Mouth open, gasping for breath. Wincing, but looking very content the whole time… The dog on her back, leaning against her, tight to her flesh. His tail wagging slowly, big balls sticking out, his arse puckering as he squirts load after load into her dirty snatch.

Jenna crouches down behind her guest, bending forward to look up at that knotting again. Looking up to the camera with a big smile on her face to show again how much she’s enjoying this.

Then a wide-shot, from the corner of the room, watching our crew filming the previous moment, seeing the American looking up and smiling toward a close-up camera-man…

We’re dragged back to the action by a long and laboured groan of, “OOoooohaaaAAAHHH FFFFFuuuccckkk!” from Lydia – cutting to see her as she leans back, pushing her rear end toward the dog as he pulls back… And then the beast breaks free…

We cut to a close-up of her pussy, watching a replay of the withdrawal… Seeing her fleshy lips spread out, stretching like elastic, as the knot pulls back into view, sloppy and glistening – the knot still hard, but her flesh soft… Her lips spread wider than one would think is possible, before snapping back into place around the shaft, which then slides wetly out of her before flopping down. Somehow, despite the knot still looking big and hard, the shaft seems soft and floppy…

We cut to a close-up of her face – catching her reaction to the end of sex… A big, beaming smile – joy personified… Pulling back to watch as she rocks forward and flops down onto her front – forehead on the floor, tits pancaking flat under her as she lays face down, only her pelvis off the floor, raised far enough for her to allow her to continue rubbing her hand between her thighs… Panties still in place, the gusset hooked to the side of her pussy and soaked by the combination of dog and slut juices…

She lays there, still smiling, looking at the floor, and still talking in that dirty Glaswegian accent… “That feels so good… I cannae believe I did it… I did it… I did it… And I feel soo naughty!!” – she turns her head to the side, the weight shifting from her forehead to her temple, and then above her ear…

We hear Jenna slowly hinting/teasing that, “Well… If you feel naughty… There’s something else you can do that’s veeeeeeery naughty…”

Lydia understands exactly what she’s saying… We can tell because she smiles and twists around to look up at the white bull terrier as he stands to her side…

We cut to a close-up of her point of view… Looking at the white dog’s belly – his cock still hard, twitching as it squirts little jets of watery jism to the floor…

Then we hear our guest again, “Ooohh halloooo… Is that for meee?”

We hear Jenna advising her that, “You better believe it… Get that dirty thang right into your dirty fucking mouth!”

We cut to a shot of our guest – now on her back – under the dog’s belly – her face in line with his cock, letting a shot of doggy semen splash onto her face, and laughing as it hits… Thin lines of glistening canine semen spraying over her cheeks and those high-cheekbones… Her mouth still open, waiting for the next shot…

One hand still between her thighs, working her pussy, as she reaches up with the other and wraps her fingers around the shaft… Holding the cock and aiming it at her open mouth, sticking her tongue all the way out onto her chin… Ready for that shot… Which squirts right over the tongue, into the back of her throat… Making her cough, and gasp, and smile, then cooing, “Mmmmmm!”

She looks up from the dog to our camera and half smiles as she confirms, “In for a penny, in for a pound!” – and then launches her face forward to wrap her mouth around the end of the cock and hurriedly suck it in… Her fingers working her pussy the whole time.

We can hear Jenna, off camera, encouraging her, calmly urging her to – “Suck that cock… Ohh yeaahhh! Dirty ho!”

Lydia bounces her head up and down under Buddy, sucking his cock into her mouth, then sliding her lips back along the shaft… Hungry. Horny… Her soft belly and big tits shaking, her hand between her chunky thighs – fingers rubbing her pussy, pushing the mound of flesh around as she works her clit as fast as she sucks the dog’s cock.

Humming and squeaking excitedly throughout – partly from the deliciously dirty sensation of holding a dog’s cock in her mouth, and partly from the physical pleasure she’s giving herself…

After thirty seconds of sucking, with Jenna urging her on, our guest pauses – cock still in her mouth – and swallows slowly… We can clearly see her savouring the moment, and then hear her gasping around the shaft before returning to the sucking motion… She has slowed her fingering as she swallows, but as soon as the sucking re-starts, she’s rubbing herself like crazy again…

Standing over her, the feeling of her lips on his member, that lovely wet suction, is enough to make him instinctively bend himself toward her mouth… Not fucking her face, but certainly offering himself to it!

Down under his belly, our dirty guest is still working her mouth up and down that shaft, hungrily sucking every drop of cum out of his balls… Bouncing her head, her mouth curled into a clear smile around the shaft – dragging her lips along the rock-hard meat… Then lurching forward to take another mouth full… Fingers rubbing her clit in circles… Breathing harder and harder… Getting closer and closer to her climax (and ours)…

Jenna continues talking dirty throughout, encouraging her to enjoy her moment, “Oh, you love it… Don’t you? You love having that doggy cock right in the back of your mouth!”

Lydia releases his cock and brings her now free hand down to one of her big tits, grabbing it and squeezing, pushing it over toward the other boob, which is resting against her other arm as she reaches down to her pussy…

Squeezing her tits, rubbing her pussy, sucking dog cock, breathing hard… Pausing on her clit, then starting again… Pausing… Starting again, fast little circles… Sucking the cock hard… Fingering herself, squeezing her big tit… Rubbing her pussy… Sucking the doggy dick…

Jenna throws in one more comment, “Go on… You deserve it… Cum… Cum for the doggy…” – the wanking continues… As does Jenna, “Cum for all the boys and girls watching at home…” – the wanking continues, our guest bucking her hips up toward her hand as she rubs… Speeding up as Jenna adds, “Cum for your boss…”

Lydia lets out a long, almost agonized moan – letting her head drop down to the floor, the cock swinging loose from her open mouth, her eyes closed, her fingers hard against her clit but no longer moving… Her thighs, her pelvis, her belly – all shivering. Shaking as the most powerful orgasm she’s ever experienced vibrates through her body… And Jenna squeals with delight, “I LOVE it when they cum!!”

Her bull terrier stands over her guest, his cock hanging down against her face, his hindquarters hunched up – tense… But slowly relaxing as he realizes that his fuck buddy has lost interest in his member.

Below him, she’s still teasing out a little more pleasure, wanking herself and feeling her own tits… Her face red and sweaty… Veins popping up in her temples and throat… Moaning, “Ooooooaaaaahhhhhaaammmmmmm…” Then sighing a slow, and deeply contented, “Yeeaaaaahhhhhhh…”

She opens her eyes slowly and twists her head to looks down at the dog’s undercarriage… Takes another deep breath, her body still shaking… And then just flops under him – all of the tension leaving her body. She’s just loose on the floor, breathing deep, and looking completely content.

There’s a long pause with the dog standing over her, and her laying there, eyes closed, in heaven, still playing with her pussy and tits… Then, realising he’s not getting any more action, Buddy steps off her, and staggers away toward his mistress, his cock hanging down, almost begging for more action…

Lydia is left on her back, looking up at the camera – her face wet with sweat, slightly red, flecked with little dog hairs… She sighs, “That’s it… I’m done… I’ve got nothing left… I’m just going to sleep here for a month!” – and then another contented smile.

Across the room, Buddy is nestling against the American’s thigh as she crouches – she’s reaching around his side and under to fondle his cock, giving him a little more fun as she looks up into the camera and delivers her closing monologue.

“Well, if y’all enjoyed that half as much as she did… You had almost as much fun as I did!” She blows out her cheeks and smiles, “Everyone’s favourite fat Cockney will be back next week with another lovely lady with dirty dreams to fulfill – right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…” She smiles, and looks down at her dome-headed dog, who is now humping her hand as much as she is jerking him off… “But we… Won’t be here… Because sometimes we don’t wanna share the fun, do we boy?” – and we fade out for another week as she pleasures her puppy.

The screen is black for a moment, then white lettering begins to print along the top, advising us that, “The day after Lydia recorded her scene, she told her boss what she had done… And the day after that, he left his wife to take his secretary on holiday to Portugal…”

The middle of the screen fills with a square shot of Lydia in a bikini, standing beside a middle-aged man in a tight pair of speedo swimming trunks. Both are smiling, with drinks in their hands, clearly enjoying a holiday together.

More text prints along the bottom of the screen, “Where bestiality is legal…”

The square picture in the middle of our screen fills out to a rectangle, revealing a large black Labrador on either side of our couple, both dogs looking as happy and bouncy as the humans. We can tell immediately from the looks on their faces that both of these animals have been, and will be again, intimate with our Scottish guest.

It’s always good to have a story with a happy ended… And we can see from the smile on Lydia’s face that endings don’t get happier than this. And we fade out for another week.

This week our show begins in a busy street on a sunny day. The pavements are narrow, and the buildings rise sharply, four stories high on either side of the road, with a building filling our view at the end of the road as well.

The style and age of the buildings varies, but they are a uniform four stories high, with office entrances rather than shop-fronts at ground level. There’s signage on one side of the street that directs us to a train station, and the road itself is clogged with a rush hour traffic jam, even though it’s only two lanes, and they are both going in the same direction.

A caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in, “LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND.”

We drop down through to the ground behind the caption, and as it fades, we turn to the side to look at one of the office buildings – catching sight of our street level film crew waiting outside the main doors… Then cut to their cameras as the doors slide open and several figures exit – with our short, stout, white haired host walking right between them – already introducing himself – with his big old German Shepherd walking at heel.

“Hallo, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m Andy Boss… And this fantastic beast here is my boy Bucky… And this week, we’re in Liverpool, to continue our search for willing women with dirty desires for doggies – just like him… And guess what..? We’ve found another…”
We swing around to face the opposite direction, and immediately see this week’s guest approaching…

She’s a middle-aged woman with a good-looking body. Dressed in a knee-length black dress, the neckline plunging deep between two DD breasts, the outfit completed by black stockings and high heels – she looks very much the aging sex bomb.

A head full of ‘big hair’, makes her look a little like a renegade time traveller from the 80s, like she should be on an old American prime-time soap opera like Dynasty or Dallas… As sexy as she wants to be, there’s a touch of masculinity to her – and we almost (but not quite) suspect she might be a drag act (let’s spoil the surprise right now and confirm she isn’t).

She walks toward us, and speaks, direct-to-camera, in a strong Scouse accent, “I’m Gina McFaul. I’m 46-year-old. And I work for the courier delivery service in Liverpool… And I’ve gorra very dirty fantasy!”

We cut to a two-shot of our guest and our host, standing beside/opposite each other – addressing the camera as much as each other. Gina smiles throughout the introductory interview, giving off an air of slutty confidence that only women who are truly comfortable with who they are can give.

Andy turns from our camera to his guest, raising his microphone and asking (in his regular cynical tone), “Welcome to the show, Gina… Tell me, what excuse could a ‘nice’ lady like you possibly come up with to be on a nasty show like ours?”

She’s about to answer when he continues, “… Other than the fact that you’re just a filthy cunt…”

He flicks the microphone over to her for her to reply – she smiles and answers… Keeping an eye on our host to see if he’s going to interrupt again…

“If I’m honest… I’ve always been turned on by it. I always wanted a dog when I was little, and when I got older the only thing that changed was the reason I wanted one… I watch dogsex videos on-line… I loved it when your show started… It was, like, my fantasy, on television every week… I was soooo jealous! It was never about the actual sex, it was about doing something really dirty… About everyone knowing I’d done it… That’s why I love your show so much!”

“Did you tell anyone about it?” Prompts Andy. “Or did you save that for us?”

Gina smiles and nods, “Actually, I told loads of people about it… I think I’ve told every boyfriend I’ve ever had… And my husband, obviously. I was hoping that one of them would know someone with a dog that could do it…”

“Obviously they didn’t…”

She shakes her head, pouting as if she’s disappointed, then smiling again, “Noooo… None of them. Terrible, isn’t it? Poor girl, desperate to be dirty… And no one to help her out!” She laughs a little, then returns to her story. “Actually, my husband used to tease me about it. He used my fantasy against me… He used to get me started – get me turned on – by promising to buy me a dog I could fuck… Then talking about how we could train it… And about how he’d film me fucking it… And he’d put it on the internet… And the thought of people knowing about it… And it used to turn me on so much, and we’d have great sex, but he always got more out of it than me – because he got the sex he wanted, but I had to settle for ‘a human’!” She pouts again, looking disappointed.

“And how did you get from anti-climactic sex to being here infront of our cameras?” Checks Andy.

Our guest sighs and smiles, cocking her head on one side as if she’s considering whether she should say or not, “Well, I realised he was never going to get around to it, so I thought – if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em… So I just applied to UK of Zoo and let you guys do all the hard work…”

Andy cuts in, “I can assure you we won’t be doing the hard work… You’re the one who’ll be straining under – and all around – a big beast…”

Gina is nodding enthusiastically, she can’t wait… “Yeah, well… I don’t care about that kind of work…” She smiles. “I can’t wait to do it… But more importantly, I can’t wait for it to be on tv, so everyone will know I’ve done it… I want to walk into a room, look at everyone and know what they’re thinking… And feel dirty all over!” She smiles again, and we’re convinced that she’s damaged goods.

Andy shakes his head. “So, it’s just about being a filthy slut… As usual!” He spits. “Well, if that’s what you want to be… Don’t let me stop ye!”

We hold on Gina for a little longer as she shrugs – offering no explanation other than ‘being a filthy slut’… Then we cut to:

A few minutes later, with our guest now standing infront of the camera…

She half smiles as she reaches up behind her back to unhook her bra, placing one hand on the front to keep the cups from falling away. Once the clasp is released, she brings her other hand around to the front to hold the other cup – then bounces each breast up and down before moving her hands away and letting the bra come off her heavy boobs – which drop a few inches from the high bra position until they are sitting down against her ribs. Sagging but still impressive in their weight and size.

She flips her hair back over her shoulders again, then reaches down to take hold of the sides of her panties – slipping them down slowly, teasing us with her pussy… The line of her panties lowering further and further with no sign of any pubic hair. It’s only when we actually see her pussy lips that we realise that she’s completely hairless down there… And then the panties are off and she’s completely exposed… And smiling because she fucking loves it!

On the other side of the room, crouched next to his dog, our host looks up at the older woman, and smiles. “A yummy grand-mummie…” – then chuckles, “What a filthy fucking cunt!!”

Gina laughs a little, “I’ll take that as a compliment…”

Andy looks back from her to the dog, “Oh, this boy will give you all the ‘compliments’ you can handle…” – and then unhooks his collar and sends him away after his new bitch.

As he gets closer, our guest says, “Oh yeah..?” as she lowers herself onto her haunches, her round arse resting on her heels, letting her knees spread wide apart, then leaning back slightly to make sure he can get at her pussy, and adding, “Compliment this!”

He moves in and jams his big head between her thighs – his first touch enough to unbalance her, sending her back to rest her weight on one hand, her arse hard down to the floor between her heels, her pussy still perfectly presented… The dog following her back so that he can slop his big tongue over her tender flesh… Making her gasp. Making her smile… An incredulous, open-mouthed, silent gasp as she feels that long, smooth, warm tongue sliding over her twat.

The dog seems to be just as excited as his bitch… His whole body moving around as he licks her.

The Scouse slut remains in this position, on her knees, bum on on the floor, leaning back on one hand, shoulders back, chest out, expanding and contracting, her saggy middle-aged tits rising and falling, as she breaths hard… Bringing her other hand down between her thighs to stroke the dog’s head as he continues to stimulate her. Gasping, “Oh God!” and then letting her head flop back, looking straight up as she continues her heavy breathing. Enjoying it all… Evidently happy to be here for the long term…

We skip the repetitive action and cut to a shot of our guest back up on her knees, arse up off the floor, boobs wobbling as she adjusts her position, leaning forward and dropping down onto her hands – tits now dangling down and swinging away from her ribs… Moving from her hands to her elbows, forearms and hands crossed below her shoulders, her wide arse up in the air, her pussy presented to the beast…

And there’s Bucky, big and hairy, standing behind Gina, his long snout between her butt-cheeks, his tongue still working her pussy, albeit from a different angle… Our guest taking it, apparently still having the time of her life… Moaning and giggling, twisting her hips as he digs that tongue deep…

“Mmmmmm, yeaaahhh… Thaaaaat’s it…!” She moans, losing herself for a moment, her eyes closed as she revels in that warm, wet tongue’s delights.

She reaches back, twisting to the side so she can get her hand to his head… Patting/stroking his brow as he continues to lick at her old snatch. His long tongue mashing her pussy flesh around, slop after slop.

With one hand back, and the dog pushing forward, she’s off balance – and she pretty quickly finds herself on her side on the floor, with the big beast stepping forward over her… His cock, already noticeable, but not huge, getting closer to her head as he stumbles forward…

“Ohhh… It’s beautiful…” She gasps, “I can’t wait…” – and she turns to the side, reaching out sideways to grab at him – twisting around to stick her head under his belly, straining to get at his cock as fast as she can… Hungry… Desperate for perversion…

Andy adds commentary from off camera, “Here we go… Fucking cock-sucker!”

Another smile flickers over her face in response to his comment – then she licks her lips as she gets closer to the doggy dick, pausing briefly before taking that semi-erect meat into her mouth – closing her lips around the shiny shaft, and smoking it like a Cuban cigar… Her lips pursed around the half-sized head, sucking on it but not stuffing her mouth with it… Then opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to flick it over the growing tip of the dick… Licking it up and down, trying to stimulate it and then taking it back inside to suck on the tip again…

“OOooohhh… Here she goes… Look at that…” Comments Andy. “She fucking loves it!”

We can see Bucky’s shaft filling out as she sucks – her cheeks pulling in under those cheekbones, her eyes sparkling as she works the end of the cock – barely working the shaft… Just suck, then pause and lick, then back to sucking… Pausing briefly to note that, “It’s so hot… It’s really nice…”

She does this several times – each time her comment reveals how much she’s enjoying herself… Clearly not faking as she notes that, “I love it” and “Lovely…” and “I could do this all day…”

However, she clearly has no intention to do it all day, because in our next shot she assuming the position again, crawling away from him, turning her back as she leans forward onto her elbows and sticking her arse back up in the air… Her pussy opening itself up, pink and wet, ready for the dog.

He doesn’t hesitate to accept her invitation… Moving up behind her even as she’s assuming the position, lifting his front paws to scratch at her behind and thighs, then shifting forward and rising up over her behind, his paws scraping her sides and thighs again as he pulls himself into position – then wrapping those legs around her body, holding tight, and launching into a thrusting motion – stabbing hard and fast at her gaping pussy…

Gina lets out a long, jerky cry/moan, “Aahh-aaahh-aahh-aahh-aaahh-ahhhh” as she feels him taking control – he’s not even inside her, but he’s already taking her somewhere special…

We can hear Andy calling, “Go on boy… Fuck that slut! Good boy…!” as we cut down to a low angle shot, looking up between our guest’s stockinged thighs… Watching as he pumps at her, the angled head of his cock slaps up against her pussy lips, sliding under and rubbing against the hood of her clit, producing that “Aaahh” reaction, and then after a dozen attempts, finding the target and slotting between the lips, sinking into her snatch – and then going into fucking overdrive… Holding tighter, pumping faster…

Back to the side angle, watching as the beast pummels into his bitch, watching her being pushed forward against her elbows, her big tits wobbling and swinging under her, nipples brushing the floor. The volume of her gasps doubling now that his meat is inside her, slipping up and down her twat at a hundred miles an hour.

We cut back to a close-up of her face – close enough to see the little hairs and the beads of sweat… Lingering as she struggles through the fuck, that streams of “Aahh Aaahh Ahhh” gasps continuing throughout – matching the speed and power of his thrusts.

She raises her head further, looking toward our camera with a sense of desperate joy in her eyes… We can see how much this means to her… The dirty old slut fucking loves it!

In a wider side shot, from the side, we watch the furious fucking – the big German Shepherd pounding away at his bitch, her big tits wobbling under her… His hind-paws scratching on the floor and stepping up onto Gina’s calf muscles, as he tries push up harder against her behind. His big balls swinging into view then disappearing under his body as she keeps gasping, “Aah ahh aahh”

We cut to a low angle shot, looking up between Gina’s shaking thighs, looking at her tired pussy as that big cock thumps in and out of it over and over. Lips being bent apart, cum dripping out – spraying around… The knot at the base of the shaft popping in and out of her cunt, bowing the lips even further.

We cut to a shot of Andy, behind the camera crew, watching with a relaxed – unimpressed expression. He points back at the action – as if to say “don’t look at me”.

Back in a wide-angle again, we watch the dog’s front legs shifting against her sides, leaving scrapes down toward her hips as his paws slip back… Her big tits wobble, and her mouth opens wider as she gasps, the “Aah aahh aaah” changing to a “God God God…” as the dog’s pounding motion begins to slow, becoming more deliberate, hard thrusts…

It’s hard to tell if she’s cumming, or if it’s just the pain of the dog pushing deeper. Hard to tell if it’s pain or pleasure… With her breathing speeding up, and the ‘God’ calls, it looks like she is on the edge of a dogasm, but it’s a close call… She’s opening her mouth and her eyes wider as the dog pulls closer…

Then we’re back to that low angle shot of her pussy. Looking up at her pussy lips, wrapped in around behind Bucky’s knot – parted around the base of his shaft as it stretches back to his body… Spunk drips steadily from her flesh.

We cut to a long shot of the scene, looking at our crew (and Andy) gathered around the big breasted bitch on the floor, with the big black beast on her back… Both of them holding still save for the deep breaths they are taking. We pay extra attention to the cameraman behind our guest, who is now on his back, pushed up between her ankles, his head almost between the dog’s hindpaws as he films up between their thighs…

Then we cut to his camera angle, looking up at the penetration… That big knot stretching out her pussy, the cum dripping off her lips – his balls still swinging, arse puckering as he unloads into her.

Listening as she lets out a little moan each time his arse pulses… The moans slower now that before, more about pleasure than surprise… “Aaaaahh aaaaahh aaaaahhh…”

We cut to a wider shot, from the side, with her head toward us, so we can see her face as she moans – that astounding look of realisation women get when they realise life will never be the same again… Pausing the “Aaaaaaah” moans as she catches her breath and licks her thin lips, then letting her jaw hang loose again as she starts moaning again… We hold this angle long enough to understand that this is a woman who’s in for the long fight… And happy with it!

From off camera, Andy asks if she likes it in his usual dismissive tone – and on camera Gina manages a smile, and confirms in the quietest, dry mouthed whisper, “Love it…” – and then suddenly, her expression changes – her lips tightening, her teeth bared, and she’s no longer loving it – she’s gone right from “Love it” to “FFFUUUCCCKKKK!! Oh fuck… FUUUUCCCCKKK!”

We cut to the wider angle and see the dog beginning to pull back and twist away – his knot still buried in our bitch, pulling her rear end along with him, making her let out those loud shouts… “FFFFUUUCCCKKKK!!”

Shuffling her knees back along the floor, trying to keep pace with his pulling – repeating that, “FFUUuuuuuccckkkkk!”, and then gasping as the beast pulls free, his knot popping from her snatch, the rest of his thick shaft pulling out behind it, then swinging down between his thighs… Gina stops where she is, breathing hard, with spunk dribbling from her pussy – and the dog stumbles away, still half fucking the air, his big dick swinging under him…

There’s a light smattering of applause from our crew – and we look away from the lovers in time to catch that even Andy is bringing his hands together. Possibly clapping his dog, or possibly appreciating that the bitch has done her job.

We swing back from him to our guest… Who has dropped forward against the big tits, leaving her well-fucked pussy up in the air, dripping watery spunk down to the floor between her knees.

Then we move around her, watching her breathing hard, then to her tired face – mouth open, a vague smile, gasping, “Aaahhhh… Fucking hell… I don’t believe I did that…”

She looks tired, but enormously satisfied… And after taking a moment to gather herself, she pushes herself up from arms and knees, back until she’s kneeling upright. Those big tits hanging heavy and round against her chest as she continues breathing hard. Running her hands up over her face and back through her hair – her raised arms making her chest rise. Cum streaked, sweaty, out-of-breath, with her make-up smeared and her hair out of shape, it’s somehow the best she’s looked since we met her… There’s a natural, exhausted, total sexuality about her as she looks over at the dog with a sense of hunger in her eyes – we know she wants more… And we’re pretty sure she’s going to get it!

Andy moves in toward her, ruffling the top of Bucky’s head as he passes him, then drops down to his haunches next to his guest, looking down at her dismissively as she runs her hands down under and over her soaking tits.

“Well… That’s it for another week, and another slut…” He looks down at her and she looks back with a smile to confirm that she’s not offended. Andy continues, “Some cunts just seem like they were made for a dog cock!”

Our guest smiles against and nods eagerly – knowing exactly what she is as she smears dog-cum around her chest.

Andy ignores her and pushes on, “We’ll be back again next week with another dirty cunt, keen to join the growing population of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I hope youse fuckers will join us again…” He pauses, then smiles sarcastically, “Of course you will… There’s nothing like wanking over some dirty slut getting her first taste of animal action… And we’ve got all the dirty dogsex debutantes right here…” He nods to confirm that he knows he’s on the best show in town. “Now… Away with you, ya dirty bastards!”

He leans forward, putting a hand on top of Gina’s head, then using her to push himself back up to his feet. She doesn’t seem to mind as she continues to kneel and play with her cum streaked tits as we fade to black.

The screen in black for a moment, then a caption fades in, filling the top part of the screen:

“Since filming her show, Gina says that whether she’s at work, at the shops, home or even at church, she’s enjoyed the new found notoriety she has.”

The middle of the screen fills with home video footage of Gina walking toward the local shopping centre wearing a t-shirt with a cartoon image of a huge dog cock and the words, “I’M KNOT ASHAMED… Ask me how it feels…” She has a look on her face that suggests she can’t wait to be recognised.

A quick edit shows her holding court, talking to a couple of women who seem to be hanging on her every word.

More words type onto the bottom part of the screen. “Gina says she loves being recognised, and as a result of being on the show she’s made a lot of new doggy friends… She always says that her husband has been happy to drive her to all of her doggy dates… They plan on getting a dog of their own just as soon as she’s decided which dog fucks best. She says she’s tried seven breeds so far!”

On the delightful thought of this middle-aged Scouse slut sampling multiple dogs, we fade out for another week.

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of an impressive, wide street. Large buildings (seven or eight stories high, and very wide) line either side of the two-way road, with tree filled parkland at the end of the street.

On one side of us – it’s the dull prick and square windows of the Royal National Hotel; on the other is a more modern, five story black and glass fronted complex… Further along the road, another eight-storey building, wide again, with larger windows that the hotel next door – looking stark yet classy.

A caption fills the screen: “LONDON, ENGLAND.”

When the caption fades, we’ve moved up closer to, and turned towards, the last building – looking up at the frontage, looming up over us… Impressive, over-sized, over-stated…

We look down to street level again and see the familiar, dimple-cheeked smile and bolt-on boob cleavage of our favourite pornstar… Blackburn’s finest export, the one and only Renae Russell. She’s wearing another of her PVC micro-mini skirt and jacket combinations – those tits of hers straining the buttons on the front of the jacket, the gusset of her panties almost visible below the line of her skirt. Tottering on stack-heeled shoes as she approaches.

Beside her, it’s the big blue-grey Weimaraner that she often refers to as Mr Russell, but we know better as Logan. He trots along in-step with his mistress, looking up at her as they both bounce along.

Renae introduces herself, and this week’s show, as she walks – her bright, friendly, over-excited voice as squeaky as ever, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… My name is Renae Russell, and this is my Logan, and this week we’ve come down to London to meet a lovely lady with some very dirty dreams…”

She finishes speaking just as she arrives at the front door of the building, and reaches out to activate the bell/intercom.

We don’t wait for the bell to be answered, cutting instead to inside the building – seeing the front door of an apartment opening, revealing a well-dressed, heavily made-up, middle-aged, middle-eastern woman. Trying hard to look younger than she is with her long hair bleached a dirty blonde colour that doesn’t match her dark roots.

Many of our viewers won’t notice the attempts to look younger – the dyed hair, the make-up, etc., – due to the plunging front of her waistcoat, and the open blouse behind it, which combine to show off deep, natural cleavage and what look to be large, heavy breasts within.

She introduces herself to camera as soon as she opens the door, her English is excellent, but delivered with a strong Persian accent – with a deep, smooth tone that is overtly sexual. “Hallo… I am Maryam Kazemi. I’m 56 years old, and I’ve lived here in London for twenty years… Welcome to my home…”

She steps back, leaving plenty of room for our cameras – and our viewers – to see into her immaculately kept apartment.

We cut to the living room of the apartment. Beautifully decorated, classy pictures on the wall, a lot of little ornaments – perhaps a few too many. She’s got taste, but is trying just a little too hard.

Our guest herself is sitting forward, quite demurely perched on the front of the cushion of a two-seater couch, with Renae sitting to her side on an armchair – Logan sitting by her side, staring at our guest, occasionally licking his big jowls.

“Thank you for inviting us into your beautiful home…” Squeaks our host. “The obvious question for me to ask, is WHY did you invite us..?”

Maryam half laughs, flicking her long hair back over her shoulder, and answering, “Well, the obvious answer is sitting by your side, isn’t he…?”

We cut to a close-up of our guest as she goes into more detail. Up close we can see how thick she’s laid on the blue eye-shadow, how thick the red lipstick is on her thin lips, how dark her drawn in eyebrows are. Slightly comical make-up aside, she’s a reasonably attractive lady.

She continues her story, “But the reason I asked you to bring him… Ah… Let me tell you… I am from Iran… And Iran is not the country you think it is… The people are not as repressed as our leaders would like us to be. Let me tell you – I love sex. Love it. Before I was married, I was very active… After I was married, my husband and I… Very active. We tried many things… But… There were many things we did not try. In all my years, I never had sex with another woman… I never had sex with more than one man at the same time… I never had sex with a black boy.” She looks down toward Logan, “And I definitely never had sex with an animal!”

She leaves this hanging in the air for a moment, then continues, “I recently separated from my husband, and I began thinking – I should do all of these things that I never tried… So I think where do I start… And I think, start with the biggest one!”

We cut back to Renae, leaning over to put her arm around Logan’s big neck, and confirming with a deep-dimpled smile, “And he IS a very big one!” – then laughing.

Maryam is nodding, giving us a confident, thin-lipped smile, “Yes… I have seen the videos!”

“And when you’ve watched those videos…” Asks Renae, “What was it that turned you on the most?”

“Ahhh-ha-ha…” Laughs our guest, flicking her long hair away from her face again, then she notes, “It was his cock… His huuuuuuuge cock… I love the knot… I love to see the ladies taking it hard… I can’t wait for my turn!”

“Mmmmmmm… I see…” Smirks our host. “Well, that’s understandable… There’s nothing in the world like a big dog’s knot… You might like how they look – but you just wait to find out how they feel…”

“I can’t wait…” Confirms Maryam.

As if to demonstrate her sense of urgency – we cut to a shot of her standing in the middle of this living room, unzipping her trousers – letting them fall down around her ankles and then stepping out of them… Then unbuttoning the front of her waistcoat and slipping it off before repeating the act with her blouse, opening it up to confirm that her heavy (bra-less) tits are hanging low, sagging, and swinging around as she moves to slip the blouse off. Leaving her in nothing but a white pair of bikini brief panties.

“Can I feel?” Checks Renae, already on her feet and moving around behind her guest. Maryam doesn’t say yes, but she doesn’t say no either – she does raise her arms a little to allow the pornstar to feed her arms around her, her hands under those big natural tits, cupping and supporting them, thumbs and forefingers pinching around large brown nipples. Our host squeaking an appreciative, “Oooooh, they’re lovely… Nice and heavy…”

The aging Persian slut tips her head back and to the side, twisting toward the pornstar – her mouth a little open, looking for a kiss… And Renae knows how to play this game, leaning over her shoulder and meet the older woman, lips to lips, tongue to tongue…

“MMmmmmmm…” It’s hard to tell which one of them is moaning as they continue the kiss, and Renae continues squeezing her guest’s heavy boobs – making them ripple as she bounces them on her hands.

They break off the kiss and our host half-whispers, “Okay, now you’ve kissed a girl… How about we let you kiss a dog?”

We fade out as Maryam eases forward and away from Renae, with a nod and a smile… Licking her lips to show she enjoyed the kiss, but clearly keen to move onto some canine action.

We fade back in as she is peeling her bikini briefs down her smooth legs, showing off a dark, thick, but well-trimmed pussy, then stepping out of them and tossing them to the side before turning to look off camera and crouching down making clicking and kissing noises toward our real star…

As she continues to call him, she brings her hands up to her big tits and begins massaging herself, cupping and squeezing them, moving fingers and thumbs to her nipples to begin pinching and stretching them as she asks, “When was the last time he had sex?”

We cut to the side, looking at Logan as he pulls against his collar, with Renae holding him tight. He clearly wants to get at our guest as much as she wants to get at him… Renae is inching forward, letting the dog get closer to the bitch – as she responds, “Oh, we had sex about three days ago, I always give him a few days to rest before we record a show…”

The beast is now right infront of Maryam, who is nodding, leaning further forward toward him, “Good…” – she gets even closer, nose-to-nose, eye-to-eye, and says, “I want you to give me your best… Your very best!”

He reacts to her proximity rather than her words, snaking his tongue out toward her, then shifting forward a little and swiping it over her chin…

She smiles, then puckers her lips, offering them to him… We have a perfect side angle to see to see his tongue flicking up over her chin, her lips and the tip of her nose. Catching her profile as she laughs throughout the licking, her mouth opening and letting the next tongue stroke hit her chin and lips, and inside her mouth.

She takes a few more strokes – then leans back, all the way back, far enough from him to catch her breath and for him to switch his attention downwards… Responding to him, she opens her thighs and presents her pussy to the hungry, horny beast…

He steps forward and stuffs his snout up to her crotch – slopping his wide tongue over her fleshy cunt… Making her writhe and wriggle slowly under his warm attention… She raises one arm over her head, turning her head toward it, kissing/licking her bicep as she loses herself in the moment.

Arching her back, spreading her thighs wider – presenting herself to him, letting her pussy lips spread under his intense tonguing….

Eyes closed, moaning, kissing her arm, licking it… Her other hand hovering inches from the dog’s head… Wanting to touch him, but not wanting to disturb him as he slops his tongue over her pussy over and over…

Arching her back further – so far we’re worried she might snap it… Turning her head away from her arm, mouth open, tongue still out, licking the air… Her breath catching… Her belly bouncing… Boobs shivering… Legs spreading wider… And the dog keeps licking.

And then she starts to bounce her arse off the floor – bucking her whole body as her pussy explodes… Burning, pleasurable sensations racing out from her clit, right through her body, down her limbs – making her feel more complete than she’s ever felt in her life….

Logan reacts to her sudden movements by rearing up, planting his front paws forward on her shoulders, so his chest is over hers, his face up toward hers again – we can see his cock is already showing – poking out of his sheath as he lurches over her. She falls back under his weight, down onto her back, her legs flapping and twisting… The dog stumbles forward, front paws hitting the floor to leave him standing over her, his hindquarters toward her face – not actually trying to fuck her gasping mouth, but apparently dropping the world’s least subtle hint…

The Iranian lets out a yelp, surprised by his arrival and totally aware that he’s trying to fuck her… Her yelp turning to a smile and half-laughing, “Oh wow… There it is!” as she looks up at his pink meat.

From off camera, we hear Renae squeaking that she should, “Wank him off”… And see our guest reacting by looking up excitedly, reaching up and beginning to fondle his heavy sheath… Pinching it at the base and jerking it a few times. Adjusting her grip, then doing it again…

We can tell that she’s been watching plenty of dog-porn because she knows exactly how to handle a dog… A couple of inches of bright pink, glistening cock extending under her touch to show she’s got a good touch. She raises her other hand and works on easing his foreskin back, pulling the sheath completely off the cock shaft, exposing four inches of semi-erect doggy dick…

She’s unable to take her eyes off it, gasping, “Oh… Oh myyyy… That’s… That’s… That’s beautiful…” – then altering her tone and the angle of her head to ask our host, “Can I just start sucking?”

“Of course…” Confirms the dimpled porn-princess, “Get those lips wrapped around that gorgeous hunk of meat…”

Maryam smiles in response, then leans forward, opening her mouth and taking the cock straight inside… Closing her lips around the shaft and sucking on it, her eyes rolling back as she lets out a long, satisfied moan that tells us just how long she has been waiting to do this… It’s a no fuss, all-in move… Fully committed.

Renae sounds almost as excited as her guest as she drops down closer to watch the sucking from inches away, “Ooooh, look at you… Sucking that big… Hot… Doggy… Cock!”

Maryam smiles around the shaft, reacting to our host’s commentary as she continues sucking, sliding her lips up and down that glistening pink shaft. Barely able to hide her smile, flicking her eyes over toward her host as she sucks – making sure Renae is enjoying it as much as she is.

We cut to a wider shot, watching as the dusky lady moves her head up and down under the dog’s belly, swallowing his cock up then sliding it halfway out again… Watching as Renae slips one hand between her own thighs, fingering her pussy, and reaches out with the other to fondle Maryam’s big wobbly boobs… Playing with the nipples, pulling on them – one, then the other.

Obviously, a woman sucking on a dog’s cock is the point of our show – but it’s always nice to see some girl-on-girl action at the same time!

The Iranian holds the Weimeraner’s cock in her mouth a little longer, her lips wrapped around it, cheeks hollow as she continues to suck… Humming slightly to acknowledge the nipple fondling – then moves her head back, letting the shiny shaft flop out as she angles her head back and to the side, turning toward our host to grab another kiss. We can’t blame her for wanting some more of Renae – who wouldn’t?

The porn princess accepts the kiss, and returns it with interest, then pulls back and urges her guest to, “Get that doggy cock back in your mouth… Suck it, you fucking slut!” – trying to sound commanding, but giggling slightly as she turns the older woman’s head back toward the erect animal.

Maryam smiles and hurries back to the beast – wanting to follow Renae’s instructions, but also clearly keen on dog-cock… Taking the meat inside and starting to bounce her face toward it, taking it deeper and deeper with each stroke… Hungry. Horny… Happy…

Her lips move up and down the smooth shaft – pushing the angled head deep into the back of her throat, holding it there, all-but gagging, then pulling back – before repeating the action.

Our host helps, moving in behind her, pressing her fake boobs against her guest’s back, reaching around with both hands to cup and squeeze the darker woman’s big tits.

Maryam continues sucking, sliding, and choking on that doggy dick, with Renae squeaking encouragement the whole time, “Suck it! Yeah! Swallow that cock! You dirty whore! Fucking suck it!”

Our guest sucks for almost two minutes – loving every second of it… The sucking… The taste… the verbal abuse… The fondling… She continually flicks her big eyes up toward the camera to show that she’s enjoying that side of things as well.

Over her shoulder, Renae is smiling throughout, deep dimples sunk in her cheeks as she watches and comments, encouraging perversion… “I think you need to let this dog fuck you… You need it… You dirty fucking slut!” And laughing again as she eases back, taking a handful of the Iranian’s long hair to playfully pull her head back from the dog’s cock… Dragging her around, away from the beast, onto her hands and knees. Maryam isn’t hurt, she plays along, moving with our host until she is in position… With the dog following behind – knowing exactly what’s happening…

Maryam leans forward, dropping her chest toward the floor, letting her big boobs pancaking slightly against the carpet… Turning her head to the side, her ear to the carpet, so she can look back over her shoulder – trying to see the beast coming up behind her…

Renae is behind and to the side, patting and rubbing the older woman’s behind, encouraging Logan to take up his rightful place on a bitch’s back.

Renae commands her dog to, “Come on, boy… Fuck this dirty slut!” Laughing and slapping the Iranian’s wriggling behind, then calling, “She wants you, boy… She’s wants you to fuck her!”

The big dog doesn’t need too much encouragement, he’s already rearing up, planting his front paws on her back, making her yelp and squeal in surprise rather than pain… Then he’s slipping forward against her, and down onto her back, his front legs wrapping around her sides – his crotch coming up against her behind, his heavy cock swinging and bashing between her thighs, stabbing against her pussy lips…

Our guest gasping, a big smile on her face, her eyes alive – looking back, half at the dog, half at her host, who continues to snarl a giggly, “He’s going to fuck you… My doggy’s going to fuck you, you dirty bitch!”

Maryam is rocked forward by the beast, not yet fucking her, but with his weight on her back and his trusting, non-penetrative strokes making her shake…

Her face tensing up as she prepares for the moment she knows is coming… Pushing forward, flattening her tits to the carpet, reaching back around her thighs to pull them apart – twisting flesh to expose her pussy… To make it an even easier target for the dog.

We cut to a low angle shot, looking up between her dark thighs just in time to watch the dog’s big cock stabbing between her pussy lips, mashing them, then splitting them, sliding inside – making her squeal with delight… “OOoohhhh yeeeaaaaaaassssssss! Ohh myyy Gooooddddd!”

The beast pounds into his bitch at breakneck speed… His slick, shiny dick, slipping in and out of her hot hole at incredible speed… Looking like it was made to fit this hole… Renae calling out over her guest’s moans, “Take it, bitch… Oh fucking take it… You fucking love it! Ohhh you dirty fucking slut!”

We cut to a wider angle – watching our guest being shaken around, the look of sheer excitement on her face… Amazed that she’s doing this, and that it feels this good… The dog pounding into her with that dumb doggy look on his face – that combination of looking like he has no idea what’s going on, at the same time as delivering the best fuck any woman could ever experience… Behind them both, porn princess Renae Russell, on her knees, leaning forward – watching the action and clearly loving it.

We cut back to the low angle – watching that slick cock as it slips in and out of her pussy – the knot at the base of the shaft, bending her pussy lips apart, dragging them with it. Her squeals and gasps matching the high-speed action, barely able to catch her breath throughout the action. Her tone rising as the knot begins to push inside…

Then we’re back into a wide angle, watching her whole body being rocked around, those big tits shaking against the carpet, Renae still to the side, urging both of the lovers on, “Oh take it… Ohh you dirty slut!”

Logan’s rear suddenly beginning to slow, his strokes becoming deeper – his back bending and he tenses up… And our guest beginning to cry out, “OOOOHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!” – we all know what’s happening… But we cut to a close-up for confirmation.

Her pussy is being stretched out by that ugly fat knot… It’s inside, but we can see the pale base of the huge bulb between the parted pussy lips… Doggy sperm leaking out of the glistening slot. Everything looking like it might burst or split at any second. Our guest getting louder and less intelligible as she begins to lose control, breathing harder, squealing louder and longer.

“Are you cumming on that cock?” Taunts our host, a big deep dimpled smile on her cute face. She brings her hands up and pops open the front of her PVC jacket, freeing those perfect fake bolt-on boobs, then moving her fingers in to pinch at her own nipples as she watches. “You dirty slut, cumming on a doggy’s cock!” She acts as if this is a disgusting thing rather than something she does several times a week in her private life! Once again, it’s clear just how much Renae likes to see another woman cumming with her animal.

We move in for a close-up of our guest’s face – catching her full reaction to being knotted… The pain of it, and the pleasure. Her reaction to the feeling on dog sperm being shot deep into her pussy… Over and over…

Then to a rear shot, with Renae holding her boy’s tail out of the way allowing us to see his arse puckering and his balls throbbing as he unloads into this Persian pervert’s pussy. Watching her pussy lips being stretched wide, barely able to hold that fat knot inside. Drips of canine semen leaking out and dripping from her snatch to the carpet below… Listening to her gasps of, “Oooohh.. Ahhhh… Oooohhhh…” throughout.

We cut to a wider angle – looking across the room at this aging bitch on the floor, chest down with her soft tits against the carpet, arse in the air – the big dog still draped over her rear end, locked to her flesh. He seems more settled now, panting away on her back… She’s still gasping, her mouth half-open, her eyes half closed… Letting out the occasional, “Ooooooohhh” – but time has clearly passed since the initial knotting.

Renae is behind her, sitting on her side, leaning down to look until the dog’s rear end, to get a close-up of the knotting. Smiling and licking her lips. Loving what she sees. Whispering, “Can you feel his cum inside you? It’s hot, isn’t it?” Each question getting a quiet nod and a sighed “yes” before our host confirms/taunts, “You fucking love it too… Dirty cunt!”

We move in closer to watch the throbbing, noting that the knot is very visible, slowly pulling free – but not quite out yet… Still spreading her pussy wide, but not popping… More jism leaking out and dripping down… Watching the big beast’s arse puckering and winking. Brown, soft, slightly wet – pulsing… It’s ugly, but it’s extremely erotic…

As we watch the dog’s arse, we’re also watching his knot slowly work its way out of our guest’s cunt… Her moans suddenly getting much louder again. Renae is leaning in to get a better look, almost blocking our view – we can see her smile getting broader, white teeth and deep dimples forming in her cheeks. “Here it comes…”

The moment is stretched out… The knot constantly looking like it’s about to pop as it eases back millimetre by millimetre, the pussy stretching a little more, the trickle of spunk beginning to dry up as the knot completely seals that pussy opening… The moans getting louder and more desperate. “Ooooohhh… Here it comes… Here it comes…”

We cut to a side shot again, a wider angle, old Iranian bitch – chest on the floor, arse in the air, terror on her face, fingers grasping at the carpet – dog on her back… Renae to the side, head down to watch up close, still calling, “Ooooohhh… here it comes… Here it comes…”

Then it’s back to the close-up – just in time to see the knot pop and the whole cock slop out… It’s super-fast, and very wet, but we can see the dick bend on its way out just before a spray of doggy spunk splashes against our camera.

Back to the wide angle… Watching the pop again… The cock popping out, the cum spraying – out camera-man close-up behind, his lens taking the shower. Renae beside him, her face getting a good soaking too. The Weimaraner lurching forward…

Maryam rocks forward and sags against the floor, immediately off the pain hook, but completely exhausted by the action. Mouth open… Hair all over the place… Her heavily made-up face sweaty and smeared… Gasping like a fish out of water.

As the dog steps over her back and stumbles away, his big cock hanging hard down under his belly – Renae leans in and starts to lick at that well-fucked cunt. Digging into it, mouth wide so she can push her tongue all the way out – and all the way in… It’s hard to imagine Maryam’s mouth getting any wider, but her reaction to the sudden arrival of the pornstar’s tongue takes her to another level of sensation… Eyes as wide as her mouth… Shock and joy.

Logan stands a little infront of the ladies, looking back at them, watching the pussy licking – then flops down onto the floor and starts licking at himself.

Meanwhile, to our guest’s rear, Renae makes some particularly loud and clear slurping noises as she finishes up licking and sucking on that Persian pussy… Pulling her head back with a very wet, very happy smile – licking her lips to get the last bit of flavour as she kneels back and brings herself upright – reaching out to slap/pat her guest on the behind, offering a cheery, “That’s it… All done…” Smiling and giggling before adding, “You taste yummy!”

Still leaning forward on her chest and face, our guest manages a smile and a, “Thank you!” before going back to catching her breath.

We watch her face down for a while, looking like she’s about to pass out, or have a heart-attack, then just about hearing her noting that, “This was amazing… I love it…”

Our pervy pornstar turns to face the camera, her hand still resting on her guest’s behind, stroking it, squeezing it… “Well, I think this old slut is just about done for the day…” She takes a look past the ass, up to Maryam’s exhausted face, “Maybe the week!” She giggles.

“We’ll give her some time to get over this – but I’m sure she’ll be back for more in the future…” She pauses to give the Persian another slap on the arse, which gets a small, happy response. Our host continues, “And WE, will be back for more next week – with another dirty girl, ready to make her dogsex debut, right here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’!”

Renae brings her hand back to her face, wiping some of those dog-spunk splashes off her skin, and smiling again before continuing, “Until then… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… And remember – there’s nothing I wouldn’t do!”

She gives us one of her big deep dimpled smiles, and a little laugh, and then turns back to her guest, leans forward and buries her mouth between the older woman’s thighs again, pushing her face into the sloppy pussy to get another mouthful of fun… Making Maryam gasp again, and smile – we move forward from the pussy licking, to the smiling slut, and then off her to look at our real star as he continues to lick at his rapidly shrinking cock, as we fade to black.

After a short pause a caption comes up, white letters on the black background.

“Since recording her dogsex debut, Maryam says she has been living life to the fullest and trying every new sexual experience she can discover.”

Three images pop up side-by-side in the middle of the screen – the first is Maryam posing for a selfie side-by-side with a pretty young Asian woman (both are nude); the second is Maryam posing for a selfish on her between between two, tall, slim black ‘boys’ (legal, but only just), with their big dicks aimed toward her face; the third is Maryam posing beside a Labrador dog, again – nude.

“She says that having sex with a dog on camera was definitely the best feeling, and looks forward to performing a live show as soon as she finds ‘some black boys who want to watch me with a dog!’ *”

A footnote appears at the bottom of the screen, “* if you are a ‘black boy’ who wants to watch Maryam fuck a dog live, please apply via our website.”

And on that note we fade to black for another week.