We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of another our Britain’s great industrial estate shopping centres… The boring, generic twenty foot high, orange brick and grey aluminium cladding. Each store ‘separated’ from the next by a thirty-foot-high pillar baring the name of the next store… There’s a SPORTS DIRECT outlet, a TK MAXX, and closest to us – what else? – the huge green and white logo of, “PETS AT HOME”.
A caption fills the screen: “DUMFRIES, SCOTLAND.”
When it fades, we are closing in on that large pet store, then sliding to the side – the video speeding up as we zoom over to the SPORTS DIRECT store, the sliding doors opening infront of us as we enter… We race past shoppers and dive down aisles of sporting goods until we reach the section of football strips… The video slowing down just in time for one overweight, balding shopper to turn and face us…
It’s everyone’s favourite Cockney wide boy (and by wide, we mean fat). His big belly straining the West Ham shirt he’s wearing, as he holds up another West Ham shirt as if he’s trying to decide whether he likes it or not… And then he ‘notices’ our camera, smiles and begins his introduction for this week.
“Oh, ‘ello there… I didn’t see you comin’ in… Welcome to Sports Direct… And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. My name’s Dennis Baxter, and I’ve come up to Dumfries, in Scotland, to meet a young lady who’s ‘ad an ‘orrible past, but is ‘opefully about to begin a beautiful future…”
We turn around, and see a huge chested young woman, with long light-brown hair flowing over her shoulders as she walks toward us, edging past a couple of shoppers (their faces blurred for privacy reasons). The woman’s chest strains against a green and white hooped Celtic shirt in the way that Dennis’s belly strains his – and a pair of blue denim jeans hug tight to her slightly oversized behind and thighs.
As she gets closer, we see that she has slightly mannish, square face, with a pointed nose and small eyes. As with so many of our guests, she’s just a regular woman who you’d pass on the street without even looking twice (perhaps nudging a friend to check out her big boobs).
She stops infront of our camera and introduces herself in a thick Scottish accent. Thick in more ways than one – this girl doesn’t sound like she’ll be up for Mastermind.
“Halloooooo… My name’s Crystal Gourlay… A’m 27 year old, and I’m from Dumfries, in Scotland… And I’m here to meet wi’ ma favorite doggy star… And hopefully tae have some fun wi’ him AND his dawgy!”
We cut to a two-shot of her and our Cockney host. He’s standing right by her side, with one meaty arm behind her back and over her shoulder – pulling her toward him in an over-friendly way, like the drunk bloke in the pub… She continues to giggle and smile throughout, showing that she’s quite comfortable with him, perhaps even a little excited to be beside him (being a tv star and everything!).
Bringing his microphone up so they can share it throughout the pre-fuck interview, he asks, “Alright then, darl… Tell me your story?”
Crystal’s story may be terrible, but she is upbeat throughout – excited about what she’s going to do, excited about talking to Dennis, excited every time she looks into the camera.
“When I was a wee girl, my mother’s boyfriend used to molest me… And he actually used to try and talk me into doing things with his dog… I never did, because I was too young and naïve… So he’d mainly he just get me to suck his cock… But sometimes, my ma would leave me with him for the weekend, and…” She looks shy rather than upset – “… He’d let his friends come round and use me too…”
“Oh, I’m so sorry…” Whispers Dennis, assuming this was horrible for her.
She seems quite amused by the confusion. “Nooooo… I loved Saturday nights like that… I was the centre of attention… The main attraction…”
“I’m sorry… Continue…”
She does. “Well… Because of him, I developed this father-figure fetish that’s still with me today… I can’t resist older men dominating me…” She’s looking sideways to our aging, overweight host, giving him the big eyes. “And all these relationships end badly… Because they realise, I’ll do anything to win get their approval…”
“And where do doggies come into this story again…?”
“Well… I need to do something different… Something for me, not for one of them… And I thought to myself… What’s the most radical thing I can do, a total change… And then I remembered my mum’s boyfriend trying to get me to fuck his dog, and I thought to myself, it’s the one thing I was always too scared to do… If I can do that, I can do anything… “
She pauses, smiling dumbly, then adds, “I’m sure people will say I’m mentally damaged, or just fucked up… But I think this is all about self-empowerment… About doing what I want to do, not what someone else wants me to do…”
Dennis nods, agreeing with her, “I think it’s very brave… Taking control… Very good.”
“Aye, it’s brave… I mean, I’m fucking terrified of the idea… Even though it turns me on… But if your no willing to confront what scares ye, you’ll never move on in life!”
Dennis hugs her a bit closer, congratulating her, “Good girl!” – and we can tell from her reaction that despite the talk of self-empowerment and change, she’s loving that she has got this old man’s support and approval. “How about we get your clothes off, and let you get my dog on…?” – she nods, smiling and keeping eye contact with him the whole time… And we can see again just how much she wants to impress him.
We cut to a grimy area behind the store. A concrete courtyard/laneway, with the high, blank walls of the store, and the huge truck-sized doors of the warehouse loading dock behind her. Piles of empty/collapsed cardboard boxes stacked up beside dumpsters.
In the middle of this grim, grey area – Crystal is standing on her own, undressing as we watch. She seems quite relaxed as she removes the hooped Celtic shirt, letting us see her pale belly and then those huge boobs, semi-suspended (but still wobbling) in a large bra. It’s not a sexy bra – bras this size are rarely able to be sexy – but the amount of cleavage it creates is mind-blowing.
Once her top is off she pauses, laughing and giggling as she plays with her hair, flipping it back over her shoulders and down her back, taking deep breaths as she comments that, “It’s bloody cold out here…”
Dennis calls back, “Don’t worry, we’ll get you warmed up soon enough!”
She smiles back, “Oh, I’m no worried about that!”
Next, she unbuckles her jeans and wriggles them over her widish hips and down her thick white legs, revealing a pair of white panties that match to her bra – practical rather than sexy. She’s not fat, but she’s not thin either. Healthy is probably the best word.
She asks, “All the way?” – and reacts to the response by pulling her panties down to show off a neatly trimmed pussy, a little strip running a couple of inches up from just above her clit…
We hear Romeo whining from off camera, the sound echoing off the tall walls. Crystal looks off camera and comments, “He sounds as excited as I am…” – and then laughs as she reaches behind her back to unhook that heavy duty bra, which springs off into her hands as the pressure on her big boobs is released.
She throws the bra away behind her, leaving her naked and cold standing – a soft white woman, curves all over, standing in the harsh, grey, straight-lined environment.
“Are you ready?” Teases Dennis as he unhooks Romeo’s collar.
Our guest giggles and nods, and the fat Cockney lets go of the dog, encouraging him to, “Go get ‘er, boy…”
Crystal crouches down, bare feet on the concrete, knees wide, pussy exposed – welcoming the beast as he hurries toward her – dropping his head between those thighs and down toward that honeypot…
She catches him by the collar as he arrives, and leans forward, dropping to her knees to push her shoulder under his chin, and reaching one hand down under his body to fondle at his belly and sheath… Stopping him from getting to her privates as she goes for his!
The sleek dog leans into her and lets her fondle him… Happy to let a human whore play with his undercarriage because he knows what always comes next.
She looks over his shoulder, right into our camera, trying to hide her excitement as she quietly plays with him, rubbing her hand over his furry sheath, and pinching fingers around it, seeking the firm shaft within… Finding it, and giving it a quick jerk…
We cut to a close-up of her hand rubbing against him, the pouch pulling back just a little to show off a slim, pink, almost cute looking cock… It glistens under out camera lights… A little bulb at the base, the as-yet-tiny knot…
Back in a wide-shot – her big, soft tits rubbing against his back… She’s still looking over to our camera, toward us and toward Dennis… Now pouting a bit – her confidence growing as she feels his member growing between her fingers, stiffening…
As he gets increasingly excited, the Doberman pushes forward against her shoulder, his head over it, behind hers, and he begins to buck against her fingers – briefly trying to fuck her hand until she releases her grip… Looking down we can see that he’s almost doubled in size – particularly in terms of girth, and his dick is beginning to look like the giant dog cock we know and love.
“I fink you need to let this dog fuck you…” Notes Dennis – and after the briefest pause, our guest begins to pull back, pushing the dog away…
She’s more than ready to get started – and so is Romeo… As she pulls away from him, he immediately scrambles around behind her – and she drops forward onto her hands, letting her big boobs hang down and swing.
Excited but afraid of what’s about to happen, she whines, “Oh no…” and then sets her jaw, tensing up and squealing with fear as he lurches up to mount her, paws around her, scraping down her sides – taking a good hold and then getting started… Pumping that big cock toward her rear – slapping it against her thighs and pussy…
He leans harder into her, pushing her forward against her straight arms, and she gasps from the strain as he pumps harder… Hind-feet stomping about between her legs, pushing harder, pumping his rear at her…
We cut down to a low angle – looking up under her body, her big titties jiggling and wobbling like crazy, but we’re focussed on the dog’s stiff shaft prodding under her pussy, between her thighs – flapping about against them… Then withdrawing, and swinging around under his belly as he repositions, lining up again – giving it another try…
Back to a close-up of Crystal’s face – we can see the excitement, but also the strain… She’s a dirty little girl, lost and seeking love and attention… Desperate for approval… But she really wants the dog as much as she wants the approval… Her eyes are alive with lust… She grimaces for a second, exposing her teeth as she takes the strain – and then… She surrenders to the moment, her face relaxing as the beast forces himself into her flesh… Launching right into a high-speed humping…
Our guest is jerked forward and starts gasping immediately, “Oh, he’s fucking me… He’s fucking me…” as she is jiggled around.
We cut back to the low angle, watching that cock slipping in and out of her pussy, a blur of wet motion… Hearing her gasps (in a repeat clip), “Oh, he’s fucking me… He’s fucking me…” as we watch him doing just that.
We cut back to a wider angle, watching as the big dog launches into action – thrusting hard and fast, bending his back and slamming into her – shaking her whole body, especially those big swinging tits and her soft belly, which hang down under her and shake under the assault.
Different boobs react in different ways to a good hammering… Some jiggle, some shake, some are dead steady. We’ve seen them all on our show. Our favourite shot is this side-on position that lets us see the way our guest’s body reacts to the pump and thrust of bestial action – and this week, we’re seeing a really big, heavy swing… It’s simultaneously ugly and mesmerising.
She keeps repeating the mantra, “He’s fucking me… He’s fucking me…” as if no one would know if she didn’t say it out loud… Turning her head to the side, toward us, letting us see the look of childish excitement on her face as she gasps through the pounding.
It’s pure, non-stop, hardcore, thumping action – and it’s a longer than usual pounding, giving us time to see Crystal’s expression switch between in-heaven and in-pain, half-a-dozen times. Keeping her head up, facing toward Dennis the whole time, seeking his approval as she allows his dog to fuck her.
The beast repositions his feet throughout the fuck, standing up on the back of her calf muscles, then slipping down to the floor again – shunting up against her the whole time… His tail wagging, his rear end a blur of dark hair… His front legs gripped tight around her middle. With her gasping and moaning – her head toward us, wincing as she takes all the cock he’s got for her…
She’s reaching back with one hand and grabbing at his thigh to try and hold him steady, to slow him down, or to keep him in place… Still gasping that, “He’s fucking me… Oh God… Oh wow… He’s fucking me! Ohh..!”
And boy is he fucking her! Really smashing into her behind with tremendous enthusiasm – driving his big grey-pink cock deep into her wet slit… If we didn’t know better we might think it was his first time, or that she has a particularly nice pussy… Every thrust shakes her whole body, making her big titties swing harder.
She’s gasping, “OOohh yyyessss… Oooohh GGggaaaawwwdddd!” – her head down, looking under her body, trying to see something between those pendulous tits as they jiggle and swing around.
On her back, front legs clinging around her middle, the beast doesn’t ease back – he just keeps pummelling her pussy, driving into her as hard as he can, doing his best to become a part of her…
We cut to our low angle shot to see the way the knot at the base of Rocky’s cock is bashing and squashing our guest’s soft pussy lips – mashing them up against her pelvis, but bouncing off them rather than pushing between them – his shaft still inside and sliding, but the knot almost too big to make its way ‘home’.
Cum drips off her pussy lips, the force of his thrusts making it fly off in all directions as she continues gasping and moaning through the fuck, “Uuuuuurrrrggghhhhh… YYeeaaaahhhhsss…”
It’s been one of our longest fucks… Something about her physique, or her position, has kept him going twice as long as our dog’s usually manage… But right now he’s beginning to slow up – lurching forward hard until he is able to push that ugly ball of gristle into her. It almost seems to push her pussy lips from the outside to the inside, dragging them in with it – then once it’s inside, the wetness and their elasticity slowly pulls them out around it, and the knot is swallowed up…
She switches from “He’s fucking me…” to “He’s knotting me… Oooohhh… He’s knotting me…” Looking toward Dennis, grinning like she’s proud that, “I can feel his knot…”
We cut to a wider shot – watching as she tries to deal with the tie… The dog holding tight, front legs wrapped around her, back legs bent slightly, still shuffling a little, thighs tensing… His arse puckering and pulsing a little, his big balls still swinging with the momentum of their recent thrusting…
She keeps repeating, “He’s knotting me… He’s knotting me…” But it’s slower than before…
Beneath him, she’s holding still, but her big boobs are still swinging a little – partly from the fuck, partly from her heavy breathing. Her hand is still back against his thigh, fingers now looping around behind it, holding him in even though he’s clearly locked in place without her help!
She turns her head toward us, mouth hanging open – looking exhausted and elated… Moaning, almost squealing, “Oooohhh… I can feel him squirting… Ohhhh… It’s soooo big… And sooooo hard… I can feel him cumming in me…. I can feel his cummm…”
She pauses a moment, open mouthed, her plain features suddenly looking softer and warmer… Inner beauty shining through as she confirms that, “I can feel him cumming inside me… Oh God… OOoohhhh.. Aaaaahhhh…” – wriggling and squirming under him, moving her hips a little, rocking her pelvis… The thought of that dog cumming inside her has accelerated her toward a very sudden orgasm… Her face flushing red, her breath catching in her throat…
Her whole body begins to shiver under him – her boobs no longer swinging, they now just jiggle under her… She can barely support herself on her arms – can’t keep her head up, letting it fall forward, her hair hanging down and partially obscuring her face.
We move around behind them again… Looking up at his big, fat canine cock, jammed up in her pussy… Twitching. Pulling back a little to see her balls still swinging a little, then his big brown arsehole puckering up, swelling, almost winking at us, as he shoots load after load of hot doggy jism into her belly.
Then we pull back to get a look at the big picture…
Our big titty slut on her hands and knees with the big black Doberman on her back. The dog looking almost as exhausted as the slut. Holding tight around her middle, shifting slightly as he remains knotted in her.
She’s struggling to support him, gasping from his grip around her middle as much as the cock in her cunt – collapsing forward a little further onto her chest, and reaching back with her other hand to grip around behind his other thigh – now holding him in place with both hands.
Her soft tits mashing against the cold concrete, her chest and the side of her face – which is turned toward our camera – resting on the hard laneway… She’s still whispering to us, “He’s still cumming…” Breathing, then adding, “I love it… I love it…”
We sit back and watch the remainder of the knotting… Crystal holding onto the dog’s thighs, holding him close behind her throughout a long, quiet session – only disturbed by the dog’s panting, and her near constant, whispered commentary, “Ooohh… He’s sooo big… It’s an amaaaaazing feeeeling…” and “I can feel soooo much doggy spunk shooting inside me…” and “OOooooohhh… Every girl should try this…”
Dennis asks her if she’s still afraid – and she confirms that, “Oh yes… I’m over that… This is the best… No more old men for me… I’m a convert… I’m 100% dogslut now!!”
We can almost see the disappointment on Dennis’s face at the “no more old men” line, then the joy at the “100% dogslut” comment.
We move around to look at her pussy again… The lips spread wider around his knot as it slowly eases back into view, a teeny-tiny little bit each second… So slow… The dog isn’t moving – her grip is making certain of that – but his knot is shrinking very, very slowly…
The tension mounts as it gradually stretches her lips on its way out – and then, once it’s reached the perfect size, and with the cum dripping freely around it, we hear our curvy Scots lassie yelp as it pops out… Surprised by the exit rather than hurt by it.
The knot freed, the shaft follows it, slighting out, bending and then flopping loose, hanging down between her butt-cheeks as he slips forward on her back, then to the side, stepping over her back and stumbling away to the side, leaving her on her knees and chest, arse in the air… No longer holding the back of his thighs, she brings her hands down to her own legs and takes hold of them, helping to keep her pussy spread.
With no cock to plug it up, his cum dribbles freely from her cunt – gathering at the front of her pussy, and (because of the steep arse-up/chest-down angle) running over her pelvis and down her belly toward her boobs.
She moves one hand from behind her thigh, to under her belly, wiping the little river of jism from her skin, then reaching back between her legs and running her fingers over her pussy, between the wet lips, over her clit…
She moans as she rubs herself, “OOhh, I don’t believe it… That was amazing… That was… I don’t know what I was so nervous about… I love it… Mmmmmm…”
She stays down there on the floor for a while, playing with her pussy as it drains, and we move away from the rear angle to the side to note that her boobs are still mashed against the floor, her head still to the side, looking into our camera. Still talking, “I want more… More doggies… Lots of doggies… I want to get down like this and just have a line of doggies one after the other…” Her eyes closing as she imagines that happening, her fingers still working her pussy, then opening them again – and smiling, almost blushing as she lets out a long gasp and whispers, “Thank you – for making all of my ‘old’ dreams come true…”
Dennis, just off camera, adds, “Now we just have to work on the new ones!” – and chuckles a little, which makes our no-longer-nervous guest laugh as well, before she rolls to the side, allowing her thigh to drop to the floor as she rolls over, then onto her back, her big tits sagging back into her chest, shaven pussy up, belly and chest heaving as she breaths – a wet silvery line of dog-spunk running from her pussy half way up her belly.
We look up from her to our host, standing beside the bed, over the big-boobed bitch… He looks away from her, to our camera, and delivers his final monologue for the week… “Well, that’s all for another week… I fink we’ve got another repeat customer ‘ere… I’m sure I’ll be seein’ ‘er again… But for now, from ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, we wish you a good night… We’ll be back next week for more perverse sexual activities, with some more perverse sexual activists… Until then – you look after yourself…!”
We cut from Dennis’s smiling farewell, back down to our Scottish slut who is still breathing hard, trying to suppress her smile… Looking about as relaxed as we’ve seen her all day… And then giving us a nervous little wave, and saying, “Thank you” again, and we fade to black…
White words begin to type onto the screen, telling us that, “Since filming Crystal has re-connected with her mother’s ex-boyfriend, George…”
The middle of our screen fills with a shot of our curvy guest, arm-in-arm with a much older man – even older and grubbier than Dennis… He looks like the cat who got the cream… And down beside them is a large, hairy, German Shepherd dog.
A second caption fills the bottom of the screen, confirming what we already suspected.
“She claims that Saturday nights are the best – because all of George’s friends bring their dogs round to give her a really good time!”
The still image in the middle of the screen changes to hand-held iPhone video footage of her on her hands and knees, boobs swinging, surrounded by half a dozen dogs, wearing a big smile and waiting to be fucked… Various half-dressed older men sitting and standing around with their faces blurred out.
We fade out knowing that our guest has found a very happy place in the United Kingdom of Zoo!